00:03Muppet Babies
00:30Muppet Babies
01:09It sure is a beautiful day at the beach, Kermit. I'm going to get a tan. How about you?
01:16Gee, Piggy, I don't brown too well. I thought maybe I'd try to get a green.
01:21Hey! What happened to the sun?
01:23Sun, you're down!
01:26Muppet Babies
01:27Cut it out, Animal. You're ruining our beach party.
01:31Sorry.
01:33There. That's better.
01:36Piggy! Yahoo! Where are you?
01:42Isn't it terrific, Scooter? Someday I'd like to live in a castle like this.
01:47Your castle isn't built right, Scooter. I designed my castle by computer. And Earthquake couldn't knock it down.
01:57Earthquake!
01:58Animal!
01:59Your castle might be Earthquake-proof, Scooter, but nothing is animal-proof.
02:05Hiya, Kermit.
02:06Gosh, Fozzie. I never knew you were so tall.
02:11And I never knew you had such smelly feet, Fozzie. Why don't you wear shoes?
02:16Why should I? I'd still have bare feet. Get it? Bare? Bare feet? Waka-waka-waka!
02:25Surf's up!
02:27Gonzo!
02:28Look out! Careful!
02:31Watch where you're going!
02:33Wow! Look at the size of that wave!
02:37Look at me! Gonzo the Super King!
02:42Look at Gonzo go!
02:44Gonzo, what are you doing?
02:48I thought maybe you'd like to be the little surf pig of my dreams.
02:52Put me down, you nitwit! I'm gonna fix it so you never dream again!
02:58Hey, careful! I'm losing my balance!
03:05Wipe out!
03:07I want you!
03:08Hey, watch it!
03:10Hi, kids.
03:11Hi, Nanny.
03:13I thought you might like to play with this for a while.
03:16Yay!
03:17Hey, oh boy!
03:19Yippee-skimmy!
03:20What is it?
03:21It's a video camera and recorder.
03:24I rented it to record my tennis game so I could study my swing.
03:28Oh! We can make our own movies!
03:32How does it work, Nanny?
03:33It's simple, really.
03:35All you do is hold the camera like this and pull the trigger to make it record.
03:40And you turn this to keep it in focus.
03:42I saw a newsman do it on TV.
03:44You've got about an hour to play with it, then I have to return it to the store.
03:48So have fun, but be careful with it.
03:51I'm going to be a movie star!
03:56Oh!
03:58I can see it now.
04:00My name up in lights.
04:01Starring with Sylvester Stallone.
04:04Ricky Schroeder.
04:06Scott Baio.
04:07And I can record my comedy routines.
04:10And I can do a music video.
04:12And I'll be the director.
04:16Is this the end you look into?
04:18Uh, I think it's the other end, Gonzo.
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:22Just testing.
04:25All right.
04:26Quiet on the set.
04:27Quiet!
04:30Thanks, Animal.
04:31That was cool.
04:32Shoot me, Gonzo!
04:33Me first.
04:35I'm older.
04:36Only by a minute.
04:37Wow!
04:38This is great!
04:39Out of my way, Skeeter.
04:41Hey, Kermit!
04:42Smile!
04:43Hmm.
04:44How's that, Gonzo?
04:46Perfect!
04:48Hey, stay in focus.
04:50You're fuzzy.
04:52No way, Gonzo.
04:53I'm not fuzzy.
04:54I'm fuzzy.
04:55And I got a great joke for you.
04:57There was this guy, see?
04:58Cut!
05:01Animal!
05:05Yoo-hoo!
05:06Over here, Gonzo.
05:09Wow!
05:10Now that's what I call star material.
05:14Hold it right there, Piggy, while I zoom in on you.
05:17What big eyes you have, Piggy.
05:20Oh, she winked at me.
05:22It must be love.
05:24Love my eye.
05:25Get this thing out of my face.
05:28Come on, Gonzo.
05:29Stop goofing off.
05:30We've only got an hour to make our movie.
05:32Sorry, Kermit.
05:34And I'm going to be the producer.
05:37Gee, what do producers do, Piggy?
05:39They fire directors.
05:42Yeah!
05:44I'm taking over as director, Gonzo.
05:47Get up there!
05:48You are going to be my camera weirdo.
05:50All right.
05:51I always wanted to be a camera weirdo.
05:54Quiet on the set.
05:55Quiet!
05:59Lights!
06:00Camera!
06:01Rolling!
06:03Break one!
06:05And action!
06:08Action?
06:09Gee, what am I supposed to do, Piggy?
06:12Silly!
06:13You're supposed to take the beautiful star into your arms.
06:18Great.
06:19Where is he?
06:20I thought he'd never ask.
06:25Oh, sheik.
06:27Take moi.
06:28I'm yours.
06:29Wow!
06:30Keep it up, Kermit.
06:32This is coming out great.
06:33What's my next line, Piggy?
06:38Really?
06:39Say it!
06:40Okay.
06:41Come with me to the, uh, Casbah, my little desert piglet.
06:46Why, certainly my absolutely most adorable green sheik.
06:51Now, carry me off into the sunset.
06:54What?
06:55Do it!
06:56Right.
06:59What a scene!
07:01What a scene!
07:11Ugh!
07:18Cut!
07:19Cut!
07:22Oof!
07:24Sorry, Piggy.
07:26I guess I'm not much of a hero.
07:28After all, I'm just a frog.
07:30Oh, Kermie.
07:31You'll always be my hero.
07:34My turn!
07:35My turn!
07:36It's the Fuzzy Bear Show!
07:38Live!
07:42And he's the star of our show, that funny bear you've all been waiting for, me!
07:48Are you ready for my first joke?
07:51Great!
07:52Here it is!
07:53Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
07:56Give up?
07:57To hold their pants up!
07:59Waka, waka, waka!
08:03Did you hear them, Kermit?
08:05They laughed at my joke, and they didn't even throw tomatoes!
08:08Uh, Fuzzy, could I talk to you for a minute?
08:10Sure!
08:11What is it?
08:12Um, they're not laughing at your joke, Fuzzy.
08:15No?
08:16What are they laughing at?
08:18Um, that.
08:23Gee!
08:24Maybe if I juggled tomatoes, people would throw jokes!
08:31I know, let's do a rock music video!
08:35Good idea, Ralph!
08:36Let's get our instruments, everybody!
08:38Yeah, let's go!
08:40I'll go get my piano!
08:41But I don't like music videos, Gonzi!
08:45I want to be a movie star!
08:48Uh, uh, a movie star, huh?
08:52Well, uh, Piggy, listen...
08:58Good idea!
09:01Okay, you guys, ready?
09:03Yeah, we're ready!
09:07Well, my mama said...
09:09Hold it!
09:11Turn up all the spotlights, let everybody see!
09:15I know what you really want!
09:17Me, me, with me, I'm going far!
09:20She's going far!
09:22I can't help being a star!
09:24Shoop, shoop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop!
09:26There's no denying what we are!
09:30I can't help being a star!
09:32Can we go on this spot?
09:34How about this figure?
09:36Don't you love this face?
09:38Yeah!
09:38I'll autograph my picture!
09:40I brought some just in case!
09:42Hey, that's my guitar!
09:44I can't help being a star!
09:47Shoop, shoop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop!
09:49With all this talent, I'll go far!
09:53I can't help being a star!
09:56It's destiny!
09:59I'll be a rock-and-roll celebrity!
10:03No use fighting what it's meant to be!
10:08I have luxuries like diamonds and fish!
10:11And all the chocolate ice cream that I want!
10:14Shoop, shoop-a-doop-a-doop!
10:16Watch me, why are you?
10:17You're not a whale!
10:19Shoop-a-doop-a-doop!
10:20I'll have a bathtub in my car!
10:24I can't help being a star!
10:26I can't help being a star!
10:27I can't help being a star!
10:48I can't help being a star!
10:51Go away, Fozzy!
10:53One bad joke is enough!
10:55I want to do some gymnastics!
10:57I want to do some computer animation!
11:00I still want to be a movie star!
11:02Daddy!
11:03Hold it!
11:04Hold it!
11:05Hold it!
11:05Now the best way for all of us to get into the act is to pick a movie that has
11:10a part
11:11for each of us!
11:12Yeah!
11:13How about Star Wars?
11:15Hey!
11:16That's a great idea!
11:21You can be Kermit Skyhopper and I'll be Princess Piggy!
11:28Oh!
11:29I know who I can play!
11:31I can play Wubaka the Cookie!
11:33Um, that's Chewbacca the Wookiee, Fozzy!
11:36That's what I said!
11:37Kuchaka the Bookie!
11:39I want to be Scooter D2!
11:45And I'll be Scooter 3PO!
11:48Yeah!
11:49And I'll be Obi-Rolf Kenobi!
11:51Wait a minute!
11:52Aren't we forgetting someone important?
11:58Animal Vader!
12:00Okay, guys!
12:02We're ready to roll!
12:04Hey, Kermit!
12:05Where are the stars?
12:06If this is Star Wars, we gotta have stars!
12:10Coming right up, Konzo!
12:12How's that?
12:13That's great!
12:15Okay!
12:17Action!
12:18A far time ago, in a galaxy long, long away!
12:23Hey, Kermit!
12:24I can see your hand!
12:26Oh, sorry!
12:28Okay!
12:29Where's the spaceship?
12:32That's not the spaceship!
12:34That's your teddy bear, Fozzy!
12:35Oops!
12:36Wrong hand!
12:37Okay, Animal!
12:39Let's hear those rocket sound effects!
12:41Roar!
12:44Zoom!
12:47Hi!
12:54Wow!
12:56This is getting good!
13:02Oh, boy!
13:03This is going to be a great movie!
13:05And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper mean happily ever after!
13:11The end!
13:12This is going to be a great movie!
13:16Wow!
13:17Gee, you were great, Piggy!
13:19Of course I was!
13:21I'm going to win an Oscar!
13:23Yeah!
13:24Yeah!
13:24And if you're lucky, you'll win an Irving, too!
13:26Huh, Fozzy?
13:27Who's Irving?
13:29I don't know!
13:30Who's Oscar?
13:31Hey!
13:31Nanny's got to take the camera back in a little while!
13:34Yeah!
13:35We've got to show our movie to her before it's too late!
13:38I'll get Nanny!
13:39You guys get everything ready!
13:41Okay, Piggy!
13:44I'll have it hooked up in a sec!
13:47Lights out!
13:50It sounds pretty exciting, Piggy!
13:52I can't wait to see it!
13:54My goodness!
13:56It looks like you've got your own little theater here!
13:59It's a drive-in theater, Nanny!
14:01Pull up a car and watch the show!
14:03Thank you, Gonzo!
14:05But I'll just sit on the couch, okay?
14:07Okay!
14:10Beep beep!
14:11Hey!
14:12Wait for me!
14:13Hey, Gonzo!
14:14What's wrong with your car?
14:16Oh, gee!
14:17I guess I'm not pretending hard enough!
14:23How's that?
14:24Better!
14:25Wait for me!
14:26I mean, moi!
14:28Okay, Scooter!
14:29Start the show!
14:33What's the matter, Animal?
14:34What do you want?
14:36Popcorn!
14:39Popcorn?
14:39Popcorn!
14:40Why, thank you, Animal!
14:41Popcorn!
14:43Popcorn!
14:45Oh!
14:47Quiet, Animal!
14:48The show's about to begin!
14:50What's that?
14:51It looks like a test pattern!
14:53No!
14:54It's Gonzo's nose!
14:55It's the end you're looking to!
14:57Uh, I think it's the other end, Gonzo!
15:01Shoot me, Gonzo!
15:03Me first!
15:04I'm older!
15:05Only by a minute!
15:06This is boring!
15:08Fast forward it, Scooter!
15:10I want to see me!
15:14Oh, wow!
15:19Oh, wow!
15:21Wow!
15:22Wow!
15:23Wow!
15:26Gosh!
15:27Do you think George Lucas will let me direct his next movie, Star Weirdos?
15:32No way!
15:39Scooter-D2!
15:40Wait for me!
15:42Oh, dear!
15:43We're under attack!
15:44And my batteries are running low!
15:46So are mine, Skeeter-3PO!
15:49And there isn't a place to buy more batteries for a billion miles!
15:56Skeeter, we've gotta find the escape pods!
15:58Scooter!
15:59R2-D2 doesn't talk!
16:02Oh, yeah!
16:02I forgot!
16:03What I meant was...
16:09How do you do that?
16:12Hold it, you two!
16:13I've got to send out a distress message before our ship is captured!
16:17Go get Kermit Skyhopper!
16:19He's my only hope!
16:20But I'm supposed to get Obi-Rolf Kenobi!
16:23Don't you remember the movie?
16:25Obi-Rolf Kenobi?
16:27Who wants that old dog?
16:29I want Kermit Skyhopper!
16:32My Jedi Frog in Shining Armor!
16:35But that isn't the way the movie goes!
16:38It is now, you dumb droid!
16:40Jedi Frog in Shining Armor?
16:43How corny can you get?
16:46This corny!
16:47Oh!
16:49She shared her popcorn with me!
16:51It must be loud!
16:53Shhhh!
16:54Shhhh!
16:55Ok, ok, ok!
16:59Me next!
17:00Me next!
17:02Hurry!
17:02The Imperial Stormtroopers are coming!
17:06Oh, no!
17:08It's...
17:08It's...
17:09Oh, oh, I'm a Marvela!
17:14Ha!
17:22Gee, I sure would like to grow up and be a Jedi frog like my father.
17:27If only a beautiful princess would send for me
17:29so I could leave home and save the universe.
17:36Wow!
17:38My dreams have come true.
17:40A new trash can.
17:48Hey, what did he say?
17:50I don't know.
17:51I could never understand R2-D2.
17:58I need you, Kermit Skyhopper.
18:00You're my only hoop.
18:02Wow, she's beautiful.
18:05You're pretty cute yourself, you great green hunk.
18:09Hey, this is great!
18:12I don't know.
18:13I think I look like a nerd in that silly costume.
18:17Who cares, Scooter?
18:18The good part is coming up.
18:20Where Kermit Skyhopper rescues the princess.
18:24Oh, boy. Let's watch.
18:26You're right, though.
18:27I am?
18:28Yeah, you do look like a nerd.
18:31Uh-oh.
18:32Quiet!
18:33Here comes my part.
18:34And mine, too.
18:35Watch!
18:37Hang on, you guys.
18:38We're about to make the jump to light speed.
18:41Here goes.
18:44Ouch!
18:45That's smarts.
18:46I don't think you have to jump quite so high to get to light speed, Kermit.
18:50Can I use the force, Obie Ralph?
18:52Not yet, Kermit Skyhopper.
18:55It's too soon.
18:56Oh, my gosh!
18:57Look!
18:58The Death Star!
19:00No, it's worse than that.
19:03It's the Death Tomato!
19:05Yes.
19:06Out to destroy all laughter in the galaxy.
19:10Gee, one joke and we're all goners.
19:13The danger doesn't matter.
19:14We've got to save Princess Piggy.
19:31Okay, where's the princess?
19:33Kermit Skyhopper, help!
19:37Release her, Animal Vader, or I'll zunk you with my lightsaber.
19:41I'll give you a this!
19:43And a this!
19:45And a this!
19:45And a this!
19:46Whoa!
19:48I knew I should have taken lightsaber lessons instead of tennis lessons.
19:52Can I use the force now, Obie Ralph?
19:55Not yet, Kermit Skyhopper.
19:57Me win!
19:59Me win!
20:02Oh, no!
20:04The universe is doomed!
20:05If only Han Solo would come at the last minute and save us!
20:13Have no fear, my sweet princess!
20:17Gonzolo is here!
20:20Gonzolo?
20:21Who'd they expect, Captain Kirk?
20:24Let's get him, boys!
20:32Let me go, you big space creepo!
20:35Here I come, you picky-ness!
20:38I'll have you out of here in a minute, your princess-ness!
20:43Gee, you sound like you've got a cold, your horse-ness.
20:46Feel fine!
20:49Good boy.
20:53Nitwit!
20:54Sorry!
21:00Hurry!
21:08Oh, Kermit, you saved me!
21:11The universe is free at last!
21:13This calls for a celebration!
21:16Okay!
21:16How about a joke to start it off?
21:18Why do spacemen wear spacesuits?
21:21Give up?
21:22To cover their space underwear!
21:25Funny, huh?
21:27Fonzie, no!
21:28Uh-oh!
21:28Now you've done it, Fozzie!
21:32The Death Tomato is going to fire on us!
21:37How was I supposed to know I wouldn't like my joke?
21:41The Death Tomato doesn't like any jokes, remember?
21:45What do we do?
21:48Now, Kermit, now!
21:53Now what, Obi-Ralph?
21:56The Force! Use the Force!
21:59Oh, right!
22:01Um...
22:03Um...
22:06It's gonna get us!
22:07We're finished!
22:10We're doomed!
22:17Phew!
22:18It worked!
22:19The Force saved us!
22:20Yay!
22:22Yay!
22:22We won!
22:23The universe is ready!
22:24We're doomed!
22:25Yay!
22:26Yay!
22:27We won!
22:28The galaxy is saved!
22:30We made it!
22:31The Force always wins!
22:33Rawr!
22:34And so Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after!
22:39A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!
22:41Oh, come on, show!
22:43Woo!
22:44That was terrific!
22:46You were all just wonderful!
22:48You really think so, Nanny?
22:50I certainly do!
22:51Gosh!
22:52Maybe we should make a real movie!
22:54And go to Hollywood and be famous!
22:56Well, perhaps!
22:58I could direct it, and I could be a movie star.
23:02Sure you could, but let's go now.
23:05Yeah, let's go now.
23:06Take us to Hollywood, Nanny.
23:08Take it easy, kids. Take it easy.
23:11There'll be plenty of time for all of your dreams to come true.
23:15Did you hear that? Our dreams are gonna come true.
23:18When we grow up, we might even have our own television show.
23:22That's right. As long as you keep dreaming them, they'll all come true.
23:27Well, what are we waiting for?
23:29To be weird or not to be weird? That is the question.
23:33Kermio! Oh, Kermio! Where far I go, Kermio?
23:36I'm right here, Piggy. You wanna hear a great joke?
23:40Cut!
24:14Go! Bye-bye!
24:16Ow!
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