- 4 months ago
First broadcast 26th May 2002.
The lads are arrested by the DEA, but manage to get bail.
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Bill Nighy - Jeffrey Grainger
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Gordon Tootoosis - Joe Saugus
Corey Johnson - Gary Hathaway
Emily Bruni - Sarah
Michael Angelis - Mickey Startup
Mary Cunningham - Mrs. Platt
Ian Curtis - D.S. Flint
Georgina Lightning - Lainie Proudfoot
Jon Proudstar - Chip Saugus
Frank Soto - Charlie Fox
Saginaw Grant - Medicine Man
Kristy Munden - Colleen
James Oscar Lee - Travis
John T. Quern - Quince (as John Quern)
Pat Starr - Fran
Larissa Murray - Kelly-Anne
Ernest David Tsosie - Steelworker (as Ernest Tsosie)
Michael O'Guinne - DEA Captain
Charles St Clair - Agent
Jacqueline Torres - Carmen
Heather Robbins - Judge
Misty Upham - Dawn
Mato Cook - Paulie
The lads are arrested by the DEA, but manage to get bail.
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Bill Nighy - Jeffrey Grainger
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Gordon Tootoosis - Joe Saugus
Corey Johnson - Gary Hathaway
Emily Bruni - Sarah
Michael Angelis - Mickey Startup
Mary Cunningham - Mrs. Platt
Ian Curtis - D.S. Flint
Georgina Lightning - Lainie Proudfoot
Jon Proudstar - Chip Saugus
Frank Soto - Charlie Fox
Saginaw Grant - Medicine Man
Kristy Munden - Colleen
James Oscar Lee - Travis
John T. Quern - Quince (as John Quern)
Pat Starr - Fran
Larissa Murray - Kelly-Anne
Ernest David Tsosie - Steelworker (as Ernest Tsosie)
Michael O'Guinne - DEA Captain
Charles St Clair - Agent
Jacqueline Torres - Carmen
Heather Robbins - Judge
Misty Upham - Dawn
Mato Cook - Paulie
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00:01So, on the banks of the Tees, the Geordie and Choconoa nations signed a treaty for the sale of the bridge.
00:07Trouble was, it wasn't ours to sell. Unless we could find a way to buy it off Granger.
00:13Barry had a visit from Caddy.
00:15Things might have got ugly if Joe hadn't showed up waving his Indian steak knife.
00:20We decided we had to tell Barry the truth about his marriage.
00:24We also levelled with Joe. He was great.
00:27Asked us to come to the States and put the bridge up for him.
00:30We wrapped up the site with a football game for the workforce.
00:34Naturally, it turned into a bloodbath.
00:37Happily, the final face-off with Tatiana and Caddy didn't.
00:41Then we were off into the Golden West.
00:45But Caddy hadn't finished with us.
00:51What is it?
00:52It's Caddy's revenge.
00:57Of Caddy.
01:10Cap'n!
01:11Oh, you can solve this for your spot.
01:41You want to use the local pokey?
01:46No, thanks.
01:47Take him straight to the federal facility and flag staff.
01:54I knew there was something about those guys.
02:04So what do you think, Barry?
02:06God, he stashed the drugs in your bag before you left home.
02:08No, no, he was long gone before I left.
02:12You bet your life one of his ives did it on the plane.
02:14We're no strangers to shite, are we?
02:16I mean, the minute we take one step forward,
02:19something or someone knocks us two back.
02:22This is heavy, you know.
02:25Hollers.
02:26D-E-E, that's the Drug Enforcement Agency.
02:29Hardcore people.
02:30But it's bullshit.
02:31We've been set up like Barry said.
02:32Wyman's right.
02:34We're only working blokes.
02:35They'll see that.
02:36Bit of common sense will sort this out.
02:38That's what I thought when I got nicked.
02:41You were guilty of us.
02:45Aye.
02:46Well, but still.
02:47Oz and me have both got previous.
02:49That's not going to look good, is it?
02:51When they do a check on us all.
02:54I was on probation when I was 15.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Hey, what for?
02:59It's only joyriding.
03:00Bloody hell, that's all we need.
03:04Seven blokes, two rub sheets, a ram raider, and a bag of coke.
03:08We're stuffed.
03:09How could that happen?
03:12Okay.
03:13Okay, listen to me.
03:14You need a good attorney.
03:16There's a firm in Phoenix.
03:19They represented the tribe on a lawsuit against the water company.
03:22Can any of you guys make a call to Joe Saugus?
03:28Yeah.
03:28Yeah, that was me.
03:29Yeah.
03:32Barry Tyler.
03:34I think these are my associates.
03:35I don't need to know anyone's names.
03:37We've got too many other things to talk about.
03:38I'm Gary Hathaway.
03:39Hello.
03:40Son of a bitch couldn't even give me a room with a table.
03:42Yeah, you can sit here.
03:44Thanks.
03:45Did you guys make statements?
03:47Yeah.
03:48Big mistake.
03:49Did they Mirandise you?
03:50What's that?
03:51Reading your rights?
03:52You're not seeing NYPD Blue?
03:53No, they didn't.
03:54Then your statements don't count.
03:55Unless you made some sort of spontaneous exclamation.
03:58What's that?
03:59A sort of involuntary response at the moment of arrest.
04:02Oh, I made one of them.
04:03I just said,
04:04hell's bollocks, I'm going back to the jug, and that's a pisser.
04:07Like...
04:08And you brought the drugs in on this Russian plane?
04:11No, we didn't.
04:12We didn't bring the drugs in.
04:14I was set up,
04:15and I bet you I could respond to a pound of ripe bananas.
04:18It was a phone tip in a foreign accent.
04:20Mate, just before that ruddy illusion took off again.
04:24Oh, are we talking the same language?
04:25You guys are all English, right?
04:26We are, man.
04:27What else?
04:28And you understand the term trafficking?
04:31Because that's what the feds are going to throw at you.
04:33Carries a mandatory sentence of 20 years.
04:35Oh.
04:37Sorry to put a crimp in your day.
04:39Is this your speciality?
04:41I had a habit in L.A.
04:42That's why I moved to Phoenix.
04:43Any chance of a cup of coffee in here?
04:46Oh, dear.
04:47Me, sounds like you've had a half a dozen cups already to me, kiddo.
04:50This is an act of personal retaliation
04:52against me by my ex-brother-in-law.
04:55It turns out he and my wife have been deluding me
04:58since I first met in Moscow's food fair.
05:00We're getting ahead of ourselves.
05:01We have a meeting with a federal judge at 10 a.m.
05:04Don't you want to know whether we did it or not?
05:06What I need to know is how you intend to plead.
05:08Not guilty!
05:09Bail has said it.
05:11$200,000.
05:13All right.
05:15$1,000, $2,000?
05:19What we're going to do, gutty?
05:20It's all taken care of.
05:21That guy over there is a bail bondsman.
05:23He'll post a bond.
05:24Joe will co-sign it.
05:25Now, I'm going to need written statements from all you guys.
05:27No, you don't.
05:28That's down to me.
05:30The coke was in the box that I packed.
05:32It was in my possession.
05:33It was an act of revenge against me, not these fellas.
05:36Well, if that's the way you want to play it,
05:37there might be an angle in it.
05:40Well, not that it seems to count a monkey's fault,
05:42but just for the record, we are innocent.
05:44Yeah.
05:44I believe you.
05:45Thanks, Joe.
05:47Thanks for driving up from Phoenix.
05:49No problem.
05:50We'll be in touch.
05:54Listen, Joe, we'll settle up whatever you're out of pocket.
05:57I believe you.
05:58You jump bail, this guy comes after you.
06:03His name is Johnny Kickdoorsdown.
06:05You jump, Joe, over here.
06:26Good luck.
06:27Bye.
06:28Bye.
06:28Bye.
06:29Bye.
06:30Bye.
06:30Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:32Bye.
06:34Bye.
06:34Oh, hey, spot the grandson, Joe.
06:38Hey, Paulie. Come and meet the guys.
06:45Hello, son. My name's Oz. You and me chatted on the internet.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Hello, son.
06:50Red shirt, mate.
06:52See you later.
06:52See you later.
06:55The council's waiting for you.
06:57Yeah.
06:58Maybe you shouldn't mention we're all out on bail.
07:01Maybe you shouldn't.
07:04Hello.
07:11Hiya.
07:12Hello.
07:15Guys, this is the tribal council.
07:19Hello.
07:23Say something, Dennis.
07:24Yeah.
07:27My name's Dennis Patterson, and on behalf of all of us,
07:32I'd just like to say, it's great to be here.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Yes.
07:37Lovely.
07:39We did bring you some gifts, but they were impounded by the...
07:43Customs.
07:44Customs.
07:44The custom.
07:45We left some of our stuff at customs.
07:47The customs had it.
07:48Well, you've travelled a long way, and we thank you.
07:51Thank you, Pat.
07:52I've got to tell you, the council doesn't speak with one voice.
07:58A lot of us don't like the idea of this bridge.
08:02Well, we've come a hell of a long way to hear that, Chief.
08:04They're in the minority.
08:06We wouldn't have let you come this far if we weren't going ahead with this.
08:09Oh, good, good.
08:10Great.
08:13So, is there any more questions?
08:15Well, only accommodation.
08:18Are we staying in a motel or a condo?
08:22What?
08:23What are they loving?
08:24I don't know.
08:25I don't know.
08:45Get some rest, freshen up, and I'll check with you guys later.
08:58Thanks, German.
09:07Oh, this brings back memories.
09:09What?
09:10The honeymoon?
09:11No, Germany, man.
09:12Oh, there's any air conditioner.
09:16I think this is it right here.
09:18Oh, no, no.
09:19Kill that, son.
09:21Who wants where?
09:23Who cares?
09:28There's no inside toilet.
09:31There's a couple of mobile cars.
09:33He's out the back.
09:35Might never be nice and great when the temperature hits 100.
09:38Oh, lovely.
09:38I'm not going to use those in the middle of the night.
09:40Get a rattler up me jacks, eh?
09:42Oh.
09:52Oh, thank you.
09:53We need to start the day.
09:53Don't look in, man.
09:55Oh, look at that.
09:56Hey, look at that, too, eh?
09:58Fantastic, isn't it?
09:59Oh, sure.
10:01Don't get fish in the west side of you, mate.
10:04I told you.
10:05Yeah, I'm walking.
10:07Get here.
10:08Get here.
10:08Get here.
10:08Get here.
10:09Get here.
10:10Get here.
10:10Get here.
10:10Get here.
10:11Get here.
10:11Get here.
10:11Get here.
10:11Get here.
10:12Come on lads, give us a hand
10:19Where'd you get this bone shaker?
10:22Joe took us into town
10:23What's it like?
10:26Oh hey, a bit of a hint of a place
10:29Couple of bars
10:30Twice as many gun stores
10:32The picture house, not showing films mine
10:34It was his poster outside saying
10:36The land that time forgot
10:38Right, groceries
10:40Kitchenware
10:41Cleaning stuff
10:42Eh, have we not forgotten something?
10:48Come on
10:49Well I should say we're through the weekend
10:56You dumb bollocks, Oz!
11:06Very funny, very funny
11:08Jesus, and this one's shaking up
11:11It started
11:14For goodness sake!
11:27If you're gonna listen to that groove shite
11:29Then you do it through your headphones
11:31You're not inflicted on us!
11:33Yeah, alright, sorry mate
11:34Oh, here!
11:38Better still
11:39Whack this on
11:42Mark Mopfler
11:46Maybe you learn yourself something about melody and such like
11:50Go on, press play
11:52Turn it down a bit
11:54How's that not better?
11:57How's that not better?
11:58You're mine for it
11:59That's never yours, is it?
12:03That's never yours, is it?
12:05Eh, no, no
12:09No, it's my sister's kit
12:10Yeah
12:12She and Gooey are the only family I've got
12:15Who's Gooey?
12:17The lad
12:18Funny nickname
12:22It's not a nickname
12:23That's what he's called
12:25Well that's his real name, Gooey
12:27Yeah
12:27How come she picked that?
12:31Well she bought this book
12:32The Enlightened Guide to Naming Your Baby
12:35And she picked the Gooey
12:36Yeah
12:37How do you spell it?
12:41G-U-Y
12:42Then we get a bit of a carpet full of floor
12:55Yeah
12:56Bunch of days and of ours would make all the difference
13:00Oh, man, it's early days
13:01Tatiana and me used to go in every Saturday night
13:05She'd look ravishing
13:08She'd made me wear a black pylonette sweater and a black suit
13:12Yeah, very Piers Brosnan, she thought
13:14All right
13:16Go to a country house restaurant
13:19Maitre did always take very special care of us
13:22Primo table
13:23Good wine, fine brandy
13:26Be back home at 11
13:28Watch that DVD
13:31Stay on me flat screen TV
13:32Well you've got all that to go back to, buddy
13:35Minus her, of course
13:37But at least you've tasted the prizes of life
13:40Not like the rest of us
13:41I mean, I was driving a minicab
13:42Boxing was a kitchen cleaner
13:44And ours was in the nick
13:45Guess I'll probably be there myself, soon enough
13:48Oh, no
13:50Perhaps in the grand scheme of things
13:53It's just God's way of
13:54Leveling the playing field
13:57Hey, buddy, you know what
13:59If this was Big Brother
14:00You'd be the first one out that door
14:02I should be so, Luke
14:03What in shite's name is that?
14:15Coyotes
14:15Must have made a kill
14:16At least we've never had coyotes in Dusseldorf
14:20What's going on, John?
14:43The medicine man has to bless the ground
14:46Bless our whole enterprise
14:48Our guys won't start work until he does
14:51Good
14:52Ah, thank you
15:02Jesus, the local witch doctor
15:08I wonder what he keeps in his bag
15:10Probably a sack of lethal weed
15:11He looks off-sturned to me, the old bugger
15:14We do everything in a circle
15:23Because we believe
15:25The power of the world
15:27Works in circles
15:29Yeah
15:34Oh, we are
15:38Oh, we are
15:42Oh, we are
15:42Oh
15:46Oh
15:47Oh
15:48Oh!
16:18you see your lads are strong and keen Joe but pretty soon we're going to need more experience
16:46you know especially when we get up top we're going to need high wire guys with nerves of steel
16:56we've got a problem there what's that the tribal council insists we use native americans
17:03well aren't indians famous for that didn't they build manhattan yeah and some chalk and
17:10us are working right now in vegas but they're team leaders my son and we don't see eye to eye
17:16uh tricky what have you talked to him he doesn't want enough oh dear oh bloody hell
17:25yeah i think i've got a bit of heat exhaustion oh this isn't me you know i'm not suited to this
17:33dennis running around the building side in a hard hat well don't worry about it there's plenty
17:38paperwork to do costs supplies i'll keep you busy i was running me own empire i've got to get back
17:46there whole place to go to pot well you can't go anywhere so stop bleeding
17:52you can't go anywhere so stop it
18:08Joe, what are you singing about?
18:35Great deeds, soul warriors.
18:38We have a song for everything.
18:39Because everything, tradition, history, ideas, is preserved in song.
18:46So maybe one day they'll be singing about the mad Geordie bridge builders.
18:49Who are the Geordies?
18:52They're an English tribe, living in the far north.
18:55Very strange people.
18:58Watch it.
19:00Hey, young'un, come with me and I'll show you what a war dance is.
19:04How are you? Don't be afraid.
19:05Oh, you've got to be a dance, bud.
19:09Right.
19:10You put your left foot in, your left foot out.
19:14In, out, in, out.
19:16Shake it all about.
19:17And then you do the hokey-cokey.
19:19You turn around.
19:20That's what it's all about.
19:23Hey!
19:23Osman, even how this isn't traditional dance, probably passed down over the centuries.
19:29So, so, hokey-cokey.
19:31You got to use the date.
19:32Just behave, man, will you?
19:34You got to use the date.
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20:05Mrs. Platt?
20:28Yeah?
20:29Mother of Teddy Platt.
20:31Yeah?
20:33I'm afraid we have some bad news for you.
20:35I'll call you back.
20:41Morning, Mickey.
20:42I'm not talking to you.
20:43You want to talk to me, talk to my lawyer.
20:45£50,000 bail?
20:47That's a friggin' disgrace.
20:49It's not about your pool, Mickey.
20:51It's about Teddy Platt.
20:53Teddy who?
20:54Platt.
20:55His body was fished out the T's,
20:57and his mam says he was working for you.
21:00He was looking for a bloke that robbed me.
21:03No crime in that.
21:04Well, maybe this bloke saw him coming.
21:07Who was he?
21:10Name of Moxie.
21:13And he was working for those people
21:14that pulled that bridge down in Middlesbrough.
21:17First name?
21:19Never had one.
21:20Just Moxie.
21:22Like Moby or Mantovani.
21:27I like your hat, Barry.
21:42Oh, I think I look better on goth brooks.
21:46I've got to keep the sun off my face somehow.
21:48I don't know why you haven't left the trailer since you got here.
21:51Aye.
21:52I'll do my share.
21:54Where you are, you bugger?
21:56He looks like Deputy Red Dog.
21:57Ah, nuts to the lot of you.
21:59Oh, you're a bit of bait.
22:07Feeling any better?
22:10Not so bad.
22:10There you go, Miss.
22:18What's going on, Bob?
22:21I mean, I know you keep saying you're just having the odd off day.
22:24Feeling a bit iffy, but...
22:26Is it more than that?
22:27If you don't mind us asking?
22:28My liver's all shut.
22:34Funnily enough, it ain't the booze, though I did bombard it a bit over the years.
22:40It's hepatitis C.
22:43Hepatitis?
22:45Oh, I'm sorry, Bob.
22:48But do you really think this is the best place for you to be?
22:52Well, I think it is.
22:54There's something about this place.
22:57Something spiritual.
22:59I know it sounds daft coming from an old bruiser like myself, but, well,
23:03somehow it feels connected.
23:05With the earth, I suppose.
23:12Laney gave me this.
23:14This.
23:16It's an Indian poem.
23:17About nature.
23:19The great sea has sent me adrift.
23:23Moves me as the weed in a great river.
23:25The earth and the great weather move me.
23:29Have carried me away.
23:32And move my inward parts with joy.
23:34Well, that's great.
23:39You better not tell the others.
23:41No.
23:41Sure.
23:42I don't mean about being sick.
23:43I mean about reading you poetry.
23:44I don't mean about reading you poetry.
23:50That's it.
23:51And more.
23:51Over and down.
23:57Dear me, buddy.
23:57How depressed are you?
23:59How to me?
24:00Well, all this sugar and shit, man, it's a classic symptom.
24:03I didn't have any supper, did I?
24:05Uh, you were up in the middle of the night, weren't you, scoping a tub of Ben and Jerry's
24:09double-fudge ripple?
24:10Eh?
24:10Hi, Joe.
24:18Any news?
24:21What's up?
24:22I talked to my son again.
24:24In Vegas?
24:25No.
24:27Locally.
24:27He's here for a couple of days.
24:29But he won't set foot on tribal lands.
24:32Chip hates this place.
24:34Or maybe it's me.
24:36Well, if he won't help us with the steelwork.
24:39Well, bollocks.
24:40That's right.
24:41I'll go back to the council.
24:43Maybe they'll bend the rule about tribals.
24:46Yeah.
24:46Okay.
24:47Call for you, Barry.
24:49How long are you bloke in Phoenix?
24:51Bloody hell.
24:55Barry.
24:55Hi.
24:56Gary Hathaway.
24:57Listen, I just wanted to update you and recap a couple of things.
25:00So, you found out your wife and brother-in-law were involved in criminal activity.
25:05You shit-canned the pair of them and they set you up on this phony narcotics deal, right?
25:11If we focus in on that, I think there's a good chance the U.S. attorney will drop charges against the other guys.
25:16Now, I'm having lunch with her on Friday.
25:18She's an old sparring partner, but she's going to want something.
25:22So, we're not out of the woods yet.
25:24Where am I?
25:25Oh, listen.
25:26I got the testimony back from the U.K.
25:30It's all good.
25:31Local cops confirmed this guy Cotty's a piece of work.
25:35It spoke very highly of you, Inspector Colin Bishop.
25:39Colin?
25:39Yeah?
25:40Yeah.
25:40Says, no way you're a bad guy, you're just a radish.
25:44You've got rich.
25:45I'm not familiar with the expression.
25:46I've heard it before.
25:48Barry, you know I'm going to bat for you.
25:50We'll speak Friday.
25:51Bye.
25:53What is it?
25:54Yeah, what?
25:55I don't believe it.
25:58Colin Bishop.
26:00I've known him for years.
26:02We played golf together.
26:04He's had dinner in my house on more than one occasion.
26:06And he calls me a radish.
26:10Barry, man.
26:11We're not bothered about that, man.
26:13Barry, man.
26:13What about the charges?
26:15What?
26:15What about the charges, man?
26:19Oh.
26:19You'll probably be free and clear.
26:23I'm the one who's got a fool on his sword.
26:26Ever since your funeral, my life's been unravelling like a ball of nitty wool.
26:32I had everything, didn't I?
26:33Money.
26:35Respect.
26:36Position.
26:37Living in luxury.
26:39Now look at me.
26:41Living in the middle of cactus land.
26:43Surrounded by coyotes and rattlesnakes.
26:45The one highlight of the week is a bucket of cold snore and something unspeakable from
26:49Smoking Joe's Barbecue Roadkill.
26:51Oh, I suppose I'll be standing present, won't I?
26:56Go!
26:56Barry!
26:57Barry!
27:03Barry, are you?
27:03All right.
27:06Having some sort of breakdown?
27:07Leave him.
27:08Leave him still.
27:08Hold on.
27:09Maybe the medicine man's got some volume in his bag of tricks.
27:12Hey, it's not funny, Moxie, man.
27:13He nearly did a Thelma and Louise into the gorge there, man.
27:16I wasn't being funny.
27:18I mean, maybe he's got some sort of herbal remedy, you know, handed down by the ancients
27:22over the centuries.
27:23Come on, Barry, are you?
27:24Is it likely that Indian warriors had nervous breakdowns?
27:27Well, they had their problems, haven't they?
27:29I mean, no fish in the river, harsh winters, white men breaking treaties.
27:33Moxie, what?
27:34Shut up.
27:35Aye.
27:35Barry, what are you playing at, man, you lunatic?
27:41What have I got to live for?
27:43Come here, boys.
27:59Tribal lands are filled with ghosts of the past.
28:02Young people just want to leave.
28:04Me and the lads are used to that.
28:06Working overseas to earn a crust.
28:08That's why we're here.
28:09Do you have a family bomber?
28:13My wife died three years ago.
28:15Oh, I'm sorry.
28:16We've got four children, three grandkids.
28:19Yourself, I know you've got the boy.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Haven't seen his father for years.
28:24He's not missed.
28:26I was pretty pissed, though, when we broke up.
28:28With him, with the world.
28:31Coming back here was part of getting over that.
28:33Aha.
28:45Ah-ha.
28:52Ah-ha.
28:53That's our medicine man.
29:10How old is he?
29:12Well, he says he's 110, but people lie all the time about their age.
29:18That's his great-granddaughter.
29:20She's eight months pregnant.
29:21And she just hates doctors, so that's why I'm here.
29:24So it won't be too long.
29:28How are you doing?
29:30I'm good.
29:30I come from distant land, far away, over great ocean.
29:56And fly through the sky in big plane.
30:05Boeing 747?
30:06Boeing 747?
30:18Uuuuuh.
30:22Oh, there you are.
30:40What do you want?
30:44What are you doing?
30:46I'm just trying to be alone.
30:48Trying to get in contact with me spiritual core.
30:51Oh?
30:52It's just we need a 4th for Solo.
31:04Alright.
31:07It's Saturday night and we're going out for some well-deserved R&R.
31:10You've been moped around this hut all bloody week.
31:13So get yourself shaved, chuck your best strides on,
31:15but leave that bloody hat indoors, eh?
31:17Because hopefully we'll be talking to a woman.
31:20What are you saying? I look a radish in it.
31:22No, no, no. A pillock.
31:25Where is this bar at?
31:27It's about 10 miles outside the res.
31:30Now, isn't that infinitely better than all that dirt-chick-a-dirt-shite you're normally listening to?
31:35Yeah, I've got to admit, it's growing on me.
31:37That's because it's timeless, kid.
31:39They'll not be playing at that time of a kitten in 20 years' time.
31:41No!
31:43No!
31:43No!
31:46Oh, hey, howdy.
32:00Oh, hey, this is the bollocks, yeah. Yeah. Stetsons and sawdust, beer and burgers, the clatter of the pool balls, and the sound of country music on the jukebox. The American West.
32:15Right, sure, but I'll get them in. What do you want, lads?
32:19Where are you guys from?
32:20England.
32:20Bet you don't get many Britain, yeah.
32:22Hon, we get backers, spikers, dopers, ropers, speedheads, cowboys and greaseballs.
32:29Welcome to the Windy Mesa, boys. What'll it be?
32:32Would you pick up the phone?
32:36Cause half of the time there's nobody there when I am super low.
32:45Want to make a party?
32:46Oh, yes.
32:50The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make the night a wonderful thing.
32:57See you, Dan.
32:58Oh, I'd love to see you, Dan.
33:13You like the ladies, don't you, Nev?
33:14No more than most.
33:15Oh, I think you'd, uh...
33:17There's nothing wrong with that.
33:19The trouble is...
33:20As you get older, you become horribly aware of all the young flesh that'll never be yours.
33:27I mean, when you're young, anything's possible?
33:31Anything?
33:32When you get to our age, you know you're never gonna bonk Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
33:40Harley Berry.
33:41I had a choice.
33:41You don't.
33:51He's an amazing old guy, that medicine man. He's over a hundred years old.
33:54Must eat a lot of yoghurt.
33:55He's lived a whole century, through two world wars.
33:58Because you stick pins into wax dolls and give you an eddy.
34:01That's voodoo, your harebrain.
34:03Oh, yeah.
34:04Lainey says he's got mystical powers. He can shapeshift.
34:07Shapeshift?
34:08That's what the Indians call it.
34:09What does that entail?
34:11Changing shapes from one thing to another, like, um...
34:14A deer into a dog, or a dog into an eagle.
34:17Could he change me into Johnny Depp?
34:19I might be pushing a bit, Moxie.
34:28I'll play with a bottle of beer, kid.
34:32That's our table.
34:34I'm sorry?
34:34That's our table.
34:35Hey.
34:37It's their table.
34:38Hey, it's our bar, chief.
34:39What, you owe it, do you?
34:41Oz, it's not worth it, man.
34:42Oh, well, you look at this.
34:44We've got brothers here.
34:45We've got featherheads over here.
34:46Where are you funny-talking pig farts from?
34:49Pig farts?
34:50And this from a bloke with more oil on his head than a double-decker bus?
34:54If there's a problem over there, take it outside.
34:57Oh, shit.
34:57What's Oz done now?
34:59Oz has done nothing now.
35:00What's the matter?
35:00How are you?
35:00What's the problem?
35:01It's not my fault.
35:02This greaseball here obviously fancies his chances.
35:05No, I'm quite happy to go outside with him and give him a kick in the bollocks, but it's
35:08not my fault.
35:09Oz.
35:09What?
35:10You've already been to jail for it and a bloke.
35:12You don't want to risk that again over these two skanks.
35:14Remember, man, we're all out on deal.
35:16Trev, if you don't want to have a good time like everybody else, you get your redneck
35:21ass out of my bar now.
35:25Another time, pig farts.
35:28Promise?
35:29Oh, yeah.
35:35Cheers, colleague.
35:36Look, div and Fred, pet, you know, I want to tell you to cause any aggro, you know.
35:39It's too kind of a place, man.
35:41Didn't understand a word, hon, but next beer's on me.
35:43Oh, thanks, pet.
35:45Except for all of us.
35:46Yeah.
35:49Previa.
35:50Good morning, Geoffrey.
35:57Good morning, sir.
36:01I had a call last night.
36:04The Teesside Police are looking for you.
36:06Well, I hope you tell them I never touch the woman.
36:08It's a pack of lies.
36:10It's about that body that was washed up.
36:13I want the whereabouts of Oz and his bridge north charms.
36:15They're in America.
36:17Oh?
36:18Putting the bridge up in Arizona.
36:21Told you that.
36:22That piss artist Irishman, Calhoun, they paid him to draw up the erection schedule.
36:28He was fishing for more money by telling me.
36:30It's a bit sneaky of Oz, pulling a flanker like that.
36:33I agreed a rock-bottom price because I was told the bridge was going to scrap.
36:37It's water under the bridge now, I suppose.
36:40Sarah.
36:41Sorry about that.
36:42Well, not necessarily.
36:43The legal eagles might argue change of circumstance, failure to disclose.
36:49So what will you do?
36:50Well, knowing those seven hapless loons, they'll find a way to cock it up.
36:55And if they don't, I have a couple of cards up my sleeve.
37:00Oh, good.
37:01The book's selling quite nicely in Portuguese.
37:05We've already bent the rules.
37:08We have seven outsiders working here already.
37:11If it wasn't for them, there wouldn't be a bridge.
37:14There wouldn't be any work for a young man.
37:16Excuse me, if Joe's son won't do it, surely there's other crews up in Las Vegas that will.
37:22Navajos, not our people.
37:25Oh, I see, now you've moved the goalposts.
37:28Now it's not just Native Americans we're looking for, it's got to be Chuck-A-Nose.
37:31One of the smallest tribes of the Southwest, man.
37:34Don't you talk to me like that.
37:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
37:37It's got a point, Charlie.
37:39We need to look elsewhere.
37:41Our own people refuse to work on the bridge.
37:43Hey, B, that's the way it's meant to be.
37:48I'm sorry about losing there, you know, but I mean, this is a big problem.
37:51I mean, without steel, man, we're buggered.
37:53Charlie Fox has been looking for an excuse to deep six his project right from the get-go.
37:57Well, isn't Chip your brother, lady?
37:59Can you not reason with him?
38:00He's my half-brother, for all that implies.
38:03Well, let us talk to him, you know, me and the lads.
38:06That might make a difference, you know.
38:08I mean, we're not family, you see.
38:10I mean, we're working men the same as he is.
38:11We've come a long way to build this bridge.
38:15You know, Chip's beef has always been with you, Dad.
38:16I think it's worth a shot.
38:24Here.
38:25Right.
38:40What is it?
38:40What do you want?
38:41Ned?
38:43Oh, Brenda.
38:44You're uptight?
38:46No, no, I'm not uptight.
38:47I just wasn't expecting you to call.
38:50Must be the middle of the night.
38:51Oh, Calista's got a cold.
38:52I've just got her settled.
38:54What are you doing?
38:55Nothing.
38:56Well, I'm sort of a meditator.
38:59Seriously?
39:00Aye, I am.
39:01I'm sitting on a rock watching the sun going down.
39:03That's good.
39:04I've always tried to get you to be a bit more spiritual.
39:07Well, it's easy, I hear.
39:09When you're surrounded with a vista of timeless beauty, you can clear your mind of the commonplace and mundane.
39:16Didn't you castle when?
39:17I've no idea.
39:19Oh, Brenda, man.
39:19Go and get the newspaper.
39:21I'm in bed.
39:22What?
39:23What did you call us for, man?
39:25I'm meditating.
39:26I just thought you'd like to know the police crawled round today.
39:29Eh?
39:30Right, what you got?
39:32Seventeen.
39:35Eighteen.
39:35Ah, that's enough, son.
39:38You'll make me feel bad if I win any more, don't you?
39:40I want to play on.
39:41Look, you dropped a bundle at the casino the other night, didn't you?
39:44Eh?
39:45Listen, while I work my bollocks off here, it would be stupid for you to go home with nothing to show for it.
39:50Who are you kidding us?
39:51We're never going to finish this job without the steel erectors.
39:53That's what we're going to Vegas for, isn't it, you daft little bollock?
39:57Listen to me, man.
39:58I'm older than you.
39:59I know what I'm talking about.
40:00Yeah, you did a good enough job with your own son, didn't you?
40:02You deserve a slap for that remark.
40:08Hey!
40:08Just spoken to Brenda.
40:10We've had the cops round looking for you, Mox.
40:12Bloody hell, what for?
40:13They found a buddy in the T's.
40:15A bloke called Edward Arthur Platt.
40:18Lived with his mam outside Liverpool.
40:20That's a bloke he came looking for you, wasn't it?
40:22I don't know, he never formally introduced himself.
40:24Well, it has to be him, man.
40:25He worked for your ex-boss.
40:26Irina recognised him.
40:28Well, I didn't bloody top him.
40:29Well, you found me, didn't you?
40:30Sprawled in the car park, covered in blood.
40:33Well, I wasn't there, but I know how the police think.
40:35And you've got a record, Moxie.
40:43You all think I'm a murderer?
40:44Oh, Oz doesn't mean that.
40:46He's just plain devil's advocate.
40:48I've never hurt anyone in me life.
40:50I've just set fire to buildings.
40:52And I've always made sure they were empty.
40:56Except that once.
40:58And I didn't know the bloke had chickens.
41:00This is wonderful.
41:03Now we've got the police of two continents hunting us down.
41:06It's only a matter of time before it's a pole
41:08and the mountains moving.
41:10Oh, yeah.
41:29Are you hungry?
41:38Oh, I need a scabby horse.
41:40I'll pull in.
41:41I can do with a bit barbecue.
41:45Ah.
41:46Baited.
41:47Chop in.
41:55Chicken ranch.
41:56Hey, I don't think you're going to get a grilled chicken sony in here, no.
42:10What is this place?
42:12It's a host of ill repute, Nev.
42:14No, no, not in Nevada, man.
42:15It's all legal and above board here.
42:18Well, hey, gentlemen.
42:19Welcome to the chicken ranch.
42:21Now, I'm Fran, your genial hostess.
42:23I want you to take your time and meet the girls
42:26and the first drinks on the house.
42:29Oh, champion, hey.
42:30Lovely outfit.
42:31Oh.
42:33Hopped on Cassidy must have called him for a shot of her.
42:35Shall we go?
42:37I saw a McDonald's down the road.
42:38Well, hang on a minute.
42:39I mean, now that we're here,
42:41you know, we can still be in Vegas for lunchtime
42:43to meet Chip and his buddies.
42:45Are you not serious?
42:47Well, I am is.
42:48And there's some very tidy tackle on that, sir, T.
42:50Oh.
42:51If actually that nurse is one, really.
42:53Yeah?
42:53You and all.
42:55Well, why not?
42:55Man, we'll work with nuts up for three months.
42:58Anyway, it's a tourist attraction in the state.
43:00Ah, that's right.
43:01People come here for a flutter,
43:02then a show,
43:03then a shag.
43:04I mean, if you went to Venice,
43:06you'd ride a gondola, wouldn't you?
43:08It'll do you the world of good, Nev.
43:10The state you've been in recently.
43:11Oh, do you know what state I've been in?
43:13Cos you told me.
43:14Oh, I didn't tell Dennis.
43:16I know, man.
43:17Eh?
43:18Well, I'll know.
43:19Oh, great.
43:20Can't anybody have any secrets anymore.
43:22Not know that we're all living back in a hut.
43:28Look, Nev, man.
43:29You need this.
43:30Eh?
43:31And it's not like cheating, you know.
43:33It's just sex with a stranger.
43:35Have we here?
43:36Bye.
43:36I'm jealous.
43:37Hi.
43:38Oh, hello.
43:39Hi.
43:40Hi.
43:41Hi, mate.
43:41Hi.
43:44I'm Kellyanne.
43:45Hi.
43:46Do you want to be with me?
43:47No, thanks.
43:49I was just going to...
43:50I think you do.
43:53Oh, yeah.
43:55I think you do.
43:56I think you do.
43:56I think you do.
43:56I think you do.
44:07I think you do.
44:20So who are all the postcards from?
44:45Satisfied customers.
44:47I save them.
44:50You can send me one if you want.
44:57Who's the little girl?
45:01That's my daughter.
45:03She's in first grade.
45:04She lives in Barstow with my mom.
45:07These are my girls.
45:09Yeah, that's Debbie, Fiona, and the baby's Callista.
45:14Oh, she is so cute.
45:18Nice-looking family.
45:20Ah, I'm very fortunate.
45:28You'd be amazed how many guys forget to do that.
45:35So you're married, eh?
45:37Uh-uh.
45:38I'll be married 20 years.
45:40So are you on vacation with your buddies?
45:43No, work.
45:45We're building this bridge for the Indians.
45:47The Native Americans.
45:50Yeah, it's an amazing story, actually.
45:52Honey...
45:52We're up in Middlesbrough.
45:53You can burn a hundred bucks by telling me all this, or you can get laid.
45:58It's up to you.
45:59Come on.
46:05Come on.
46:22Come on.
46:23Come on.
46:24Come on.
46:24Get it out.
46:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:29Ha, ha, ha, ha.
46:34Welcome to Arizona.
46:35Go!
46:36Come on.
46:36Go!
46:36Twist off!
46:38Get it!
46:39Get it!
46:39Get it!
46:40Get it!
46:40Get it!
46:40Get it!
46:41Get it!
46:41Get it!
46:42Get it!
46:42Get it!
46:43I'll not forget your postcard.
46:44Welcome back, marathon man.
46:49How do you get your skates home? We've settled you up, Bill White.
46:51You're not doing a trick now, eh?
46:53Great.
46:55Great!
46:58Ta-ra.
46:59Thanks.
47:44Hey, guys.
47:55Chip says to come on up.
47:57What do you mean, come on up?
47:58Can't he come down?
48:00We're going to take him for a bite.
48:01The hard rock's just doing this shit.
48:03He already started his lunch.
48:14The gunstone hates me.
48:20Fantastic view, man.
48:25But for me, it's not.
48:27I'd like to live for four words.
48:29You know, my favorite views are wrong buttons.
48:44Friends of my father?
48:46Yeah.
48:46All right, all right.
48:46Who speaks for you?
48:51Uh...
48:52You reckon that'd be me?
48:56Why don't you come out here?
48:58Have a cup of coffee.
49:00There's any chance you could come over to us, Chip.
49:05You have something you want from Chip, you go to him.
49:08Oh, I can't, man.
49:18I can't, I can't do it, man.
49:20No matter what you'd say, I can't go over there.
49:24He doesn't drink, copy, Chip.
49:26It makes him all, uh, nervy, you know.
49:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
49:58I've seen you before.
50:08Oh, you were in the ball at night.
50:10We had to run in with the rednecks, weren't you?
50:12Yeah, I like the way you guys handled yourselves.
50:16What's your name?
50:17Oz.
50:20Oh, uh, cheers.
50:23So my father sent you?
50:25No, no.
50:27This was our idea.
50:28Because, you see, we can't build that bridge without you and your crew.
50:36You know, I hate the reservation.
50:39Nothing there for a man to go back to.
50:41Some people have to stay there, though, don't they?
50:43They don't all have a choice like you did.
50:46But this bridge could change that.
50:48Could change their lives for the better.
50:50It could change your lives, too.
50:55You and your buddy stand to make a lot of money off of this deal.
50:57Well, it's possible to make a buck and still do something decent enough.
51:04What's going on?
51:06Still talking.
51:07You see, me and my mates come from a place where people have lost their jobs, lost their security, lost their self-respect.
51:16And since we've been here, we've seen your people going through that same shit.
51:25Maybe that's why we all get on.
51:26It's why we want to help.
51:32You've heard Tyrise before.
51:33Me?
51:35No.
51:39It's pretty gutsy, you coming out here.
51:42Well, I've still got to get back yet.
51:46I'm not going without an answer.
51:48All right, you've got a deal.
51:56Cheers.
51:58Want a tuna sandwich?
52:00Eh, no.
52:00No, thanks.
52:02It's an awful long way of don't to spew it up.
52:07I just, uh...
52:18Hello?
52:21Hi, buddy.
52:22Dan!
52:24Yeah?
52:25Yeah?
52:26What?
52:27Yeah, yeah?
52:29Oh, congrats, lads!
52:31You having a night in Vegas to celebrate?
52:34No, no, we're not, buddy.
52:35We were thinking about it, but the only show we got tickets for was Inglebert Hoppenick.
52:40Well, have a safe drive, then.
52:42To the half of the bit.
52:43To the half of the bit.
52:46What?
52:47They've pulled it off.
52:48Oh, fantastic.
52:49Chip and his crew will be with us as soon as they've topped off in Vegas.
52:52How'd they manage it?
52:53Well, all I know is Dennis says it was Ozzy's finest hour.
52:58Great news, Bob.
52:59We've got our Steelers.
53:01Oh, tremendous!
53:05Hey, has anyone heard from Wayman?
53:08He's been gone for hours.
53:10No?
53:12No.
53:16Oh, can you pull over?
53:23Oh, ho, ho!
53:24You fancy a quickie, Dev?
53:25No, I just realised I left me mobile in that lass's room.
53:28Shit.
53:29Dear me, you don't want your Brenda ringing her up, do you?
53:31Oh, ho!
53:49I could get another chicken sandwich.
53:53Hey, I think you deserve it, pal.
53:55Tell you what, you can have this one on me and the lads.
53:58Ooh, thank you.
54:01Here.
54:08Hello?
54:09Oh, hi, Bob.
54:11Oh, we'll be back in under two hours.
54:13Eh, two and a half.
54:16Two and a half?
54:17What?
54:20Oh, I hope he's all right.
54:22What?
54:22Aye.
54:23Tell her, Bob.
54:24What?
54:25The young'un's gone missing.
54:27Wayman.
54:28What do you mean, missing?
54:29Well, he went into town.
54:30Hasn't been seen since.
54:32Maybe he's in there.
54:34The dirty little beast.
54:35No, he's been gone for hours.
54:37By my son, I'd really worried.
54:42That's Neville's phone.
54:43Sure?
54:44He didn't forget it.
54:47Oh, God.
54:49He's in love with a tot.
54:51Oh, thank you.
54:52You might help me drag him off.
54:54Oh.
54:54It's not in here.
55:14Then where the hell is he?
55:35What, have you just been sucking this stuff in your face?
55:37Just a little snack.
55:38I'm Andy Haley, Detective Inspector, Cleveland Regional Crime Squad.
55:45Couldn't you arrest me?
55:47I am, after all, the hand that rocks the cradle.
55:51Ever taken drugs, Mr...
55:52You don't have any principles, Geoffrey.
55:57You're a conceited, narcissistic phony and a total shit.
56:00I'm going to fire you for that remark.
56:02Six thousand square miles of rotten bloody catnus.
56:05A bloke would very easily disappear in that life.
56:09Let's go!
56:11Let's go!
56:11How's it?
56:17Surprisingly mellow.
56:24I think the baby's coming.
56:27Wow!
56:28You again?
56:29Why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you, why are you.
56:59Let your eyes go
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