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مسلسل On My Block مترجم - Episode 2
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00:05This is the idea that we have, but I think I should be the one to go through with it,
00:10and nobody cares about your binders, okay? That's what you did. You're right, okay? No, we've got the binders, but
00:15that's all that you need to focus on.
00:17Yo! One at a time, I'm not following.
00:23Sorry, it's excitement. We've been chewing on this for the last two weeks. It was finally time to move forward
00:28with the plan.
00:29Plan for what? Getting you out of the gang.
00:35You're serious. Oh my gosh. No, no, no, no, no. There is no out. You guys are being naive. Once
00:41you're jumped in, you can't get out unless you get jumped out, and that's not, you know, an option.
00:46Why not? Because they beat you till you die. Oh, I see a dilemma. Yeah.
00:50Death isn't the only option, Ruby.
00:52So, after copious amounts of research, I formulated a theory that all great things come in threes.
00:57In the Holy Trinity, Primary Colors, Destiny's Child, DC started with four members, but they weren't big until they were
01:05three, which is why there are three common denominators to end any and all hostile situations.
01:09I call them the three M's. Money, murder, manipulation.
01:17No, not that one. They're watermarked.
01:25Clearly murder's off the table. The irony would be too much.
01:27There's no way we can hustle up enough cash with a car wash to make it worth Oscar's while.
01:32Unless... Jamal, don't. Please don't say it.
01:34Getting a lot of cash isn't outside the realm of possibility.
01:37What are you talking about? Roller World!
01:39It's real, and 50K is still out there. Those dudes that robbed Roller World got put away, but the money
01:44was never recovered.
01:45In the 80s! And the rumor's still rampant.
01:48What about the Goonies? Some of those kids thought it was BS, too, till they found the treasure, and they
01:53weren't even...
01:53Brown! We're brown. Only white kids find treasure.
01:58True.
01:59What are you looking for?
02:01Baby Jesus! He's missing! The special one blessed by the bishop? I put him in here before I started to
02:07move into my room.
02:10Dude, you're holding it.
02:15No, this is toddler Jesus. Babies don't stand. This Jesus is probably already potty trained. And this isn't a diaper.
02:22These are booty shorts.
02:28Sit down. Sit.
02:30Alright, I'm out.
02:31We haven't even pitched the final M.
02:33Don't need to.
02:36Manipulation. Through negotiation. With cogent, well-articulated arguments.
02:40So that's it. That's the plan. You're gonna get me out of the gang with cogent, well-articulated arguments.
02:45Yes.
02:46Never gonna happen. Good talk.
02:52Really?
02:53Guys, I had the whole deliveries. I get hit. I was rubbing it for good luck because that's what Jesus
03:00did before.
03:03Well, Caesar's reaction was wake-up call. I mean, the plan isn't fully formed. And we need more time to
03:07let our ideas marinate before we take action.
03:09Marinate? No, we gotta cook now. The longer we wait, the deeper Caesar's in. Right now he's got no responsibilities.
03:15We gotta get him out before he puts in work.
03:18Who's putting in work? You still with that?
03:20With what?
03:24Jamal? We're still with it.
03:26This isn't funny anymore. Trying to reason with my brother is straight up dumb. You gotta promise me you're gonna
03:31drop it.
03:31You're overreacting. Especially you. Promise.
03:34I promise.
03:35Okay, good. See you after class.
03:39So I was gonna do it.
03:40Not Jamal.
03:41I'll do it.
03:42No, no, no, no, no. Your mouth is gonna get us killed.
03:44Yeah, Monsei's a total no-go. So, that leaves me.
03:51But it can't be me.
03:52It's you.
03:52You said it can't be me.
03:54I think this is up for discussion. I mean, for starters, I'm small. There's nothing about me that's even remotely
03:59intimidating.
04:00And, actually, on numerous occasions, I've been told that just looking at me makes people laugh.
04:05I also don't do anybody any favors by being the smartest person in the room.
04:09And no one wants to feel dumb when they can't pick up what I'm laying down.
04:12It's belittling, you follow?
04:14Uh-uh.
04:15You see? This is what I'm talking about.
04:17I transcend the universal plane of thought and linger on the precipice of the celestial realm.
04:22I can't even keep up with myself.
04:24But it's who I am.
04:26But if all of that isn't convincing enough, then dare I remind you of my sensitive skin and inability to
04:32wear thick cotton.
04:33What are you talking about?
04:34I can't hide my sweat. And I sweat profusely when I'm nervous, which I am right now.
04:38I mean, look, full clam, no shell. I rest my case.
04:45Mmm.
04:46That was impressive.
04:47So eloquent.
04:48Totally sold me on why he shouldn't do it.
04:50Which is exactly why he should.
04:52Congratulations. You got the job.
04:53Again.
04:58Brilliance is a curse.
05:05Hey, why are you being so nonchalant?
05:07Being a Santo is some serious shit.
05:08Monte, you and I both know there are plenty of people in the life and nothing happens to you.
05:12They just live and die and in between get a contact time and a couple of tattoos.
05:16Save the BS for someone who's buying.
05:18You're giving in without a fight. You used to be a fighter.
05:20There's nothing to fight. Look, I got a reprieve when my brother went to prison.
05:23I thought I could just coast through high school being affiliated and then disappear when we graduated.
05:28But Oscar got out early, so here I am.
05:30What if you disappear now?
05:32And go where, huh? Do what?
05:34I'm in. It's done. I don't want to live the rest of my life thinking about dying, so I'm just
05:38going to live.
05:39I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to rev up the pressure. I was trying to help.
05:43I know. I appreciate it. And there is something you can do.
05:47Anything.
05:48If you really want to help, de-rev the pressure.
05:51Yeah.
05:51Meet me after school. Your room. Clothing's optional.
05:56Yo, I am all about this. Clothing's optional.
06:00How about we take this twosome, make it into a threesome, and we can get some.
06:04Hey! Money, money, money, money.
06:06Damn! Jasmine's in demand! I'm going to check you guys later, okay? Bye!
06:11You need to stop talking about us.
06:14Didn't we decide to pretend it didn't happen?
06:16Didn't we agree that dropping our secret would screw up the fam?
06:20But some families are really close.
06:22Those families are from Louisiana.
06:24And I know what you're doing. And attempting to bait and swish my concern is not going to work.
06:28You've got to get serious. Hear me?
06:30I'm serious. And my window's always open.
06:37It'll never happen again.
06:39Never's a long time.
06:40Unlike those two minutes.
06:41Two minutes? It was a solid five.
06:43Three max!
06:45Three? I'm pretty sure that was lap four.
06:47Why are you still wearing that fake neck brace?
06:49Your dad's nowhere in sight.
06:51It's not about my dad. It's about muscle memory.
06:54The longer I wear it, the more sore my neck feels and the more legit the injury looks.
06:57So the brace is doing damage.
06:58No. Maybe.
07:01Crap! I didn't even think about that. What should I do?
07:03No clue. I've got other problems.
07:05Like what?
07:06I don't know. Like, I have to have a sit down with a cold-blooded gang leader and attempt to
07:10explain why his brother should be exempt from the life he's living?
07:12I mean, how do you do that without being insulting?
07:14Or getting killed.
07:15Why would you say that?
07:17Look, look. Clear your mind. Dude, breathe. Margarita Ramirez, 2 o'clock.
07:22Come on, come on! Give him the ball!
07:25Follow the bounce.
07:26Imagine. You're riding that wave of bounce up and down. It's washing over you like a full-body massage.
07:33I'm riding the wave. I'm bouncing. Can I rub him down with sunscreen?
07:38No! No, no sunscreen.
07:40Baby oil.
07:41She likes to take risks.
07:43Mmm.
07:44And I can be dangerous.
07:46After school, Ruby's house. 3.30.
07:49For what?
07:49Practice. If it's not gonna be me talking to Oscar, then we need a script. I've already whittled down the
07:55primary arguments and the talking points for obvious reasons.
07:57Which are obviously what?
07:58That we don't want you to die.
08:00Breathe. Follow the bounce.
08:02Don't worry. I'll dumb it down.
08:04What the hell was that?
08:05She's not even in this class.
08:06Up and down.
08:08Look, take a mental snapshot, deposit it in your bank, and then make a withdrawal later in your room.
08:13My room.
08:14I forgot.
08:16I finally, finally have my own room.
08:19What do you mean I don't have my own room? Abuelita moved out.
08:22She did, but your prima needs it now.
08:24Cousin?
08:25What cousin?
08:26My friend Rosa, her daughter.
08:28Her parents were deported.
08:29So she's not even blood?
08:31Why can't she sleep with the twins or on the couch?
08:34This is reverse sexism!
08:36I can sleep on the couch.
08:47Mija, ignore Ruby.
08:49Ruben.
08:50I go by Ruben.
08:52Since when?
08:55Sorry about all that riff-raff you heard.
08:56Total misunderstanding.
08:58Mom?
09:07I was being insensitive.
09:08It'll be no problem to share a room.
09:12Ay, que lindo!
09:13That's my boy.
09:16Oh, and no.
09:18You will be bunking with the twins.
09:22But it would be cruel and unusual to leave her alone in this time of tragedy.
09:28No.
09:29Come on.
09:30I'm the man for the job.
09:31He's not the man for the job.
09:33We have to figure out the workaround.
09:35Like his diction, sometimes I don't understand half of what Ruby says.
09:38You know what I mean?
09:40What?
09:41You're giving me a migraine.
09:42Think about how I feel.
09:44I have no time to teach Ruby not to talk with his hands.
09:46He can't do that stuff with Oscar.
09:48Deuce gesticulate a lot in prison.
09:50We do not want to remind him that...
09:52Hey!
09:53Where you headed?
09:54Nowhere.
09:55What you doing, Jamal?
09:58Decorating Ruby's room.
10:00So there's no scheming?
10:01We're scheming.
10:02With color!
10:03Every good room rehab needs a color scheme.
10:05I know a lot about the color theory.
10:07I'll come along to help.
10:08You can draw me here, homie.
10:17Don't you have to go tag something?
10:19Nope.
10:22We're here to feng shui, your room.
10:25That's why we're here.
10:26I don't have my own room.
10:28But...
10:35I have a boner.
10:36My cousin just moved in.
10:38Not, like, my cousin cousin.
10:40Like, what's up, cuz?
10:42You know, like, fam but not fam?
10:43Oh, like, if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
10:46Exactly.
10:47No.
10:48No, not exactly.
10:49There's no blood relation.
10:52There is no inbreeding.
10:54Oh, and call me Ruben.
10:56I'm going by Ruben now.
10:57Ruby!
10:58Ruby!
10:59Ruby!
11:00Ruby!
11:00Ruben.
11:01Are you forgetting something?
11:04Guys, this is Olivia.
11:05She's staying with us for a little while.
11:07Okay?
11:11Is it me or did things just get weird?
11:13It's you.
11:14I'm Monse.
11:15This is Jamal and Cesar.
11:17Ignore the stares.
11:18They haven't been neutered.
11:20Jamal!
11:20Why don't you tell Olivia what you did not do to your neck?
11:23Um, Ruby, can we discuss our chem assignment?
11:28Act natural and look off to the side so we don't seem scheming.
11:31Once you memorize the script, we'll need three rehearsals, minimum.
11:34Cesar's abs auto-contract?
11:36Or is he flexing on purpose?
11:37You should check out the diction tutorials on YouTube.
11:39I can't understand half of what you're saying when you're nervous, so don't be nervous.
11:42I claimed her.
11:43This is bullshit.
11:44Remember, we've got to keep it quiet from Cesar.
11:45This is a life-saving mission and keeping it on the down low is of the utmost importance.
11:49Got it?
11:49That's insane.
11:50Good, now be chills.
11:53You're hilarious.
11:55I'm saving Cesar.
12:02You know I'm not blessing this, but Monse won't relent and she absolutely cannot be the one to do it.
12:08I think Oscar will go easiest on you, especially given his respect for Mario.
12:12And when you say he'll go easy...
12:15What do you mean?
12:16I mean he probably won't hurt you.
12:18Is there a good, like, happy time for him?
12:21I mean some people aren't morning people.
12:23Do it before school.
12:24In a couple of days?
12:26A week?
12:26Tomorrow.
12:27He's expecting you.
12:28Don't be late.
12:30Good night.
12:30Night.
12:46Hey.
12:47It's a dumb idea.
12:48I was just thinking the same thing.
12:50I'm kind of worried I might be jacking up my neck.
12:52I'm talking about Oscar.
12:53Can I have an appointment with him in the morning?
12:55Should I cancel?
12:56Hell no!
12:57You don't know show on Oscar.
13:00Unless...
13:01Do you have a go bag?
13:02A go bag?
13:02It's a bag you use when you need to go.
13:05You know, like with clothes, cash, passport, zombie spray.
13:08No, I don't have a go bag.
13:10I called you to talk me down, not amp me up.
13:12What's the worst that could happen?
13:13Right.
13:13I'm just having a conversation with a hard ex-con.
13:16Who already has two strikes?
13:18Yeah.
13:18You save your strikes for special occasions.
13:20You're not strike worthy.
13:21Hey, I'm strike worthy.
13:22You don't want to be strike worthy.
13:24Good point.
13:25He's not gonna kill you.
13:27But if he did, you'd be easy to hide.
13:29Jamal!
13:29You probably fit in his go bag.
13:35I need to unwind and get some sleep before tomorrow.
13:37And now, I'm gonna be up all night.
13:39You know how I get to sleep?
13:40When I'm all pent up?
13:41Hit me.
13:42To sack out, I whack out.
13:44Not an option.
13:45I'm too distracted.
13:47It's the antidote, man.
13:48If anything happens to me...
13:49I'll clean out your drawer.
13:50Appreciate that.
13:51Good night.
13:53Good luck.
14:01Hey!
14:10Un momento!
14:12Espérate!
14:21Oh, dear!
14:25Hey!
14:30Hey!
14:37Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:40Come on.
14:40Oh...
14:41Oh.
14:41Oh, my God.
14:42I won't let you crazy.
14:42Oh, my God.
14:59Sausage?
15:02Is it smoked?
15:10Don't you know I'm loco, S.A.?
15:16Button?
15:17No button.
15:19Oscar, I'm right here.
15:35Mijo!
15:36Luis, stop glittering your sister!
15:40Ruby, I'm late!
15:41Get the twins dressed!
15:43I can't.
15:43I have a heart out at 7.55.
15:52Put the glitter down!
15:53Put the glitter down!
15:55Put it down!
15:58That's insane.
15:59Houston sounds dope.
16:01You're totally one of those cool girls, aren't you?
16:03I'm pretty basic.
16:04Said like the coolest of the cool.
16:06Come on, you're no dork.
16:08I'm wrong, I am.
16:09I just have no filter because I have no gene for giving a damn, so...
16:12Neither do I.
16:14You wanna hang after school and I'll show you the do's and don'ts of our hood?
16:17No.
16:18Don't care.
16:20Me either.
16:21So, let's do it?
16:25Um, give me a sec, I'll catch up.
16:29What's up?
16:30Ruby can't be the one to talk to Oscar.
16:32He's the wrong messenger.
16:33No one should talk to Oscar, but he's the best of the worst options.
16:35I could...
16:36No!
16:36Oscar doesn't do badgering.
16:37I do...
16:38How am I badgering?
16:39I don't badger.
16:40Give me an example of how I've done that and when I've done that before.
16:42You can't, can you?
16:43Olivia!
16:44Wait up!
16:53You can't get on.
16:54I can't stop.
16:57Stop.
16:58What's up, for me?
17:10You have to top the corner?
17:14I'm so excited.
17:15I can't do it.
17:22That's it.
17:35What's up, fool?
18:07What's with the glitter?
18:09Late night at the club. You know how heinous be.
18:14I feel you, homie. Sometimes my ruka wears that same shit. She be rubbing all up on me.
18:21Can't get the crap out for days.
18:22Women.
18:24Smoke?
18:25I'm trying to quit.
18:30What you want to chop it up about?
18:32Um, Mr. Oscar. I mean, Spooky. I know you're a busy man, so I'll cut right to it.
18:42Is that acid?
18:44You know what? Don't answer. None of my business.
18:50So, Cesar, can we just talk about how smart he is? You know, I'm smart, but he's like a certifiable
18:57genius.
18:58And he has off-the-charts emotional intelligence, which is rare. I mean, combine that with his innate ability to
19:04empathize and problem solve, and you get the real deal. A natural leader.
19:09Which is a testament to you and how well you raised him.
19:14I feel you, homie.
19:15So what I'm saying is, he has so much potential that it hasn't been realized. He's just a baby bird
19:21waiting to take flight.
19:22And who knows how high that bird can fly given the right wind and lack of avian predators.
19:27I never looked at him that way.
19:28Cause he's not wanting to toot his own horn. Yet another one of his many attributes.
19:34You're right. He just needs to be given that right opportunity. With good wind and no vultures and shit.
19:41Well, vultures are more like scavengers. I was thinking hawks.
19:47Hawks gonna suck a dick!
19:51Exactly. I mean, you're feeling me, Spook. Spooky.
19:55Yeah, Mos Def. You're opening my eyes, Holmes.
19:59It's what I do. You know, I will take that smoke.
20:13Time to give Caesar his wings.
20:29You alright there?
20:33I did it!
20:35I did it! It's done!
20:38I rocked that talk hard!
20:40And for a guy named Spooky, surprisingly jovial.
20:43Wait, are you serious, Ruby?
20:45Ruben.
20:46And yes.
20:47And seizes out the gang.
20:48Boom!
20:50Killed it.
20:50You did kill it.
20:52You killed it so hard that I got promoted.
20:54No.
20:55No, Spooky and I had an understanding.
20:57I just got a text and I'm gonna start running for the Santos.
20:59No.
20:59No, no, no.
21:01That can't be true.
21:02He must be joking.
21:02Compa, I love you for trying, but like I said, this deal is done.
21:05And I don't blame you.
21:07I blame Monse.
21:09Me?
21:09Yeah, you're the instigator and the freaking honey badger.
21:11You don't quit.
21:12But now you have to.
21:13No more.
21:14We're done.
21:14And so is Ruben.
21:16I'm not man enough to bear that name.
21:23Hey, you're a man?
21:26Don't look at me like that.
21:28This wasn't a one-woman show.
21:29We all came up with a plan.
21:30I know it was you.
21:31All you.
21:32You should make it up to me.
21:34Oh, I can make it up to you, Papi.
21:36You just gotta make it fast.
21:37Jasmine has other offers.
21:38Take the other offers.
21:40Yeah, okay.
21:41You need to stop.
21:43That thing, that's not a thing, is over.
21:45What's wrong with Ruby?
21:46He's fine.
21:47He's just still bummed.
21:48He had to give up his room.
21:53Am I interrupting something?
21:54Nope.
21:55Nothing.
21:55Sorry, not trying to be weird.
21:57But you can't help him.
21:59So, after school, do you-
22:00Wanna hang?
22:01Oh, I have to have some Monse.
22:03Oh, I'm happy to join?
22:04It's kind of a girl thing.
22:06Oh.
22:07Can I watch?
22:09I gotta go to class.
22:10Great.
22:11Bye.
22:13So, just text me when you get out of sixth period.
22:15Okay.
22:16I'm sorry.
22:17I wasn't talking to you.
22:18Let me give you my number, Olivia.
22:22Is that a problem?
22:23No.
22:23No.
22:24Why would that be a problem?
22:46Hey.
22:47Hey.
22:47Hey.
22:48How's it going?
22:51Your friends are really cool.
22:53Monse gave me a tour, and Cesar could not be any nicer.
22:56Yeah.
22:56He's a great dude.
22:57He's the best dude.
23:00He's better than me.
23:05Sorry.
23:06I don't want to be rude, but I gotta finish this.
23:19Could you take a break for a sec?
23:36I know how much you've wanted this.
23:40Uh, you know?
23:42I knew since the minute I met you.
23:44You did?
23:45I did.
23:47So, what's yours?
23:49Just...
23:50take it.
23:52How do I take it?
23:53My family's right outside.
23:55Shoot.
23:55Right.
23:56We need a plan.
23:56We gotta explain why we did it.
23:58We have to tell them?
23:59Yeah.
23:59It's gonna be obvious.
24:00It is?
24:01Are you sure?
24:02I mean, it feels weird to include them.
24:03I'm not second guessing you.
24:05It's just, I've never done this before.
24:06So...
24:07I'll stop talking.
24:08I'll follow your lead.
24:09So...
24:09Should I take my clothes off?
24:11Or do you want to do that?
24:13I should take them off.
24:14I don't know if I know what you're talking about.
24:17Uh, what are you talking about?
24:21I want to give you your room back and I'll bunk with the twins.
24:25Oh!
24:26Oh!
24:27My room!
24:27Yes!
24:28My room!
24:28I love that idea!
24:30And yes!
24:30We need a solid plan.
24:32Like, bulletproof.
24:33No room for holes.
24:34Or my abuelita.
24:35Cause she's no joke.
24:36Neither are my parents.
24:37They're not gonna be easy to convince.
24:40I know the kind.
24:56You know...
24:57I was too hasty.
24:59I don't want the room back.
25:01Seriously!
25:01It's drafty.
25:03And I hate blankets.
25:04It's also really close to the bathroom.
25:06And you can hear everything.
25:08And I actually like my new dicks.
25:12Plus...
25:19This looks good here.
25:25I know what you're doing.
25:27I'm not doing anything.
25:35We're open.
25:56We're open.
25:58What's up?
25:59The plan to talk to Oscar wasn't all me.
26:01We strategized as a team.
26:03Okay.
26:03I heard you the first time.
26:05I wasn't the instigator.
26:06Got it.
26:07Wanted to make sure you knew that.
26:08Loud and clear.
26:09And I'm not a honey badger.
26:11Whatever you say.
26:12Goodnight.
26:15Yes.
26:16Are you sure you're sure?
26:17About what?
26:19What I said.
26:20Hey, you aren't the instigator.
26:21Right.
26:23That all?
26:25Yup.
26:26Really?
26:27Cause you could've just sent that in a text.
26:29No.
26:30Tonis never properly conveyed their texts.
26:37What?
26:38Olivia's really pretty, isn't she?
26:40I guess.
26:40I haven't noticed.
26:43Hmm.
26:43Right.
26:44Got it.
26:45Goodnight.
26:50I don't know what you've got, but don't flatter yourself, Cesar.
26:54This has nothing to do with jealousy.
26:56Don't walk away from me!
26:58No.
27:00That's right.
27:01No she's not funny.
27:02No this can't be done.
27:04Rewind before the credits run closer.
27:07You wanna tip my tongue.
27:09You left alone with no parachute.
27:11Oh.
27:12No this can't be done.
27:15Me, where my boy, credits run closer,
27:18There's no water for comes.
27:19I just fell in love with no parachute.
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