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Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring comments from the Chipotle Mexican Grill CEO about burrito portions, the hilarious “girlfriend vs mom front seat” debate, and more bizarre trending stories from around the internet.
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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape
00:16interlude sports radio 610 it's your man figgy fig holding it down on a thursday happy thursday
00:22to everyone out there so the ceo for chipotle scott boatwright is just out here lying in our faces
00:31that's the guy that got me sick him particularly huh you took his name down he was like i need
00:37i
00:37need a name and i need to talk to your manager you pull a uh a mila ad mila adams
00:43yeah what is your
00:45name what's your name what's your name so here's what he had to say to the people who want more
00:51in their burrito if you want more you should ask for a little more promise you there's never a team
00:57member on that line is going to say no deep we will continue to put heaping spoonfuls of food in
01:01bowls
01:01and burritos it has always been our brand ethos and it is still to this day we serve big beautiful
01:08bowls and burritos no questions asked so you're not skipping people we are not i tell my team all the
01:14time put as much food in that bowl and burrito as you possibly can i want the consumer to tell
01:18you
01:19it's too big we're about abundance we're about value value equals benefit over price if i can hold
01:24the price constant which i am working hard to do even in the face of mid single digit inflation that
01:30i'm seeing in my businesses i'm not passing it off to the consumer we're absorbing that sounds great
01:37lies man i would love i would love to check with the with a a someone at working at ground
01:42level at the
01:42store yeah what they be telling you what your manager be telling you because i know ceo scott don't be
01:46coming down here right and they ain't filling your bowl up or nothing man oh it sounds like you
01:50know from experience oh yeah and it's hit and miss too because it's not like you could go in
01:55and be like all right i'm gonna get a full bowl or whatever they put in my bowl yeah some
02:00days man
02:00they give you half a spoon of a stick you be like damn there ain't no full spoon yeah so
02:05you know i
02:06haven't been to chipotle since i got food poisoning there at my son's uh the night of my son's
02:11engagement party and they've been married three years so three years i'm in chipotle but there
02:17was a hack that i used to use that would fill your bowl you want to know the hack the
02:21half chicken
02:22half steak yeah yeah you do half and half don't say just steak or just chicken because they're so used
02:27to scooping the same amount they'll do the same amount twice but according to him just ask no i wonder
02:34what would happen if you ask it's like hey hey can you put some more on that on that spoonful
02:38please
02:39and y'all know what i like do i like to look at the comments under the video oh yeah
02:43people like this
02:44is cap and somebody else said i'm gonna show i'm gonna show the employees this video yeah next time
02:50you should take a video asking for more i know the people are doing that and that always look here's
02:56the thing from my perspective i think buddy is lying as well all right i think that he's like yeah
03:01ask
03:01for more so that we could charge you for the next uh scoop protein protein i also have to save
03:06time
03:06why y'all out here recording these folks and trying to get over on that extra two pieces of chicken
03:11as
03:11if that's going to kill you but i'm talking about just like because of this just this one just ask
03:15you know prove that it's not just maybe prove that it's true hey can i have a little more
03:20and see see how it goes i remember way back in the day um i think this is before they
03:26was really
03:27charging double and all that stuff it was a time where we was like i get a little more steak
03:32yeah
03:32they'll put a little more on there but now it's just like all right double down the line
03:38do we also do we know the the model of chipotle is it a franchised yes and uh actually i'll
03:46double
03:46check this i think chipotle per store makes the most money of any chain oh interesting which might
03:54explain why he's saying what he's saying about uh you know we'll absorb it well that's because
03:58you're making more money per plate than anybody in fast food but the reason why i ask is it's it's
04:03kind of hard to hold some of these standards and i understand that's kind of the idea of the
04:07franchising is so that you can maintain standards with some degree but i do wonder when you have
04:11individual franchisees not all of them see it this is true and they might they might tell their
04:16individual staffs just a little different like hey i know that ceo said if they asked a little bit
04:21more hey skimp a little bit yeah not this not this store hey cut that corner real quick cut that
04:26corner real quick thank you and mom you could probably check this too lopez but don't zach
04:31grinky own the chipotle i think he does that rings a bell oh he's so freaking almost cuz he's so
04:39freaking dorky i think he mentioned how he don't really go to chipotle because they too high and he
04:45own a freaking chipotle that's very zach grinky of him to do yeah he was complaining about the
04:51prices i do love that i searched up zach grinky and the first article that i seen was that zach
04:56grinky is uh you don't stay or you stay rich by being cheap yeah i think he was i think
05:02he was a
05:02little bit upset about the high prices at chipotle yeah oh okay it's not per store yeah no it's average
05:09unit volume three million dollars places chipotle at the top of the fast casual segment not fast
05:15food fast casual yeah he said he he told in 2009 cy young award winner zach grinky went viral telling
05:23yahoo sports that he was boycotting chipotle's guacamole he said i mean 150 is already pretty
05:28darn high so if they changed it to 180 i'll never again get guacamole that man said 30 cent are
05:35you
05:36crazy and he owns one yes he said 30 cent are you insane who do you think i am
05:43all right it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 610 we got to have a little debate about
05:49something so the internet been debating uh about this situation with a guy's girlfriend and his
05:56mother so i don't know if you ever went through this lopez i went through this at times when my
06:02mom
06:02was living but um apparently the internet is debating a viral video where young man's mother
06:09kicks his girlfriend out the front seat because she is not sitting in the back wow so some this
06:16happened to you no uh no what no this part didn't happen yeah yeah yeah but always that that situation
06:22where do you let your mom do you let your mom sit in the front or do you tell your
06:26girlfriend to get
06:27in the back for your mom and so people was debating this so i kind of want to know how
06:32y'all where y'all
06:33stand on this if you know your your girlfriend or your wife is in the front seat and you're picking
06:39your mom up somewhere do you make your girl or your wife get in the back for your mom or
06:44do you put
06:45your mom in the back okay you know how one of the ways one of the many ways but one
06:49of the ways that
06:50you find out if she's the one as they like to say if she offers to offers to go to
06:56the back yep
06:57that to me is a real tell but literally it's one i wouldn't say a word i'd like i'd like
07:03i want to
07:03see how she reacts that's my mother and and she just sits there and makes my mother to your example
07:10you're picking up your mom makes makes my mom go to the back i wouldn't necessarily have a problem
07:15with it but it's a real tell about her she should say oh no you sit in the front yeah
07:20that to me is
07:21like she might be the one yeah she might be the one and see i and see i kind of
07:25grew up where just
07:26the older person's in the front like if it's a grown person it's an older person i usually i'm i'm
07:32fine
07:32jumping in the back seat because i understand sometimes sitting in the back can be a little
07:35tough especially for older people and all that and you know my wife is the same way she always jump
07:41in the back yeah whenever she's the one my mother yeah that's why you said wife and sometimes even
07:48sometimes we have to fight with my mother-in-law right sometimes my mother-in-law want to don't
07:53want to sit in the front because she don't want to move my wife to the back and all that
07:57stuff but
07:57we had to fight with her that like no it's okay you can sit in the front so um but
08:02yeah apparently
08:03this mother had a big issue so what was what were the comments and stuff like like oh what's the
08:08argument honestly it was split a lot of people felt like the mom was wrong for calling out to make
08:13trying to make the girl sit in the back and some people saying the girlfriend was wrong for not
08:18letting the mother sit in the front it was really split so i was kind of curious how y'all
08:22felt about
08:23that what would y'all do in that situation i'm sorry i'm just gonna be front fence rider mcgee i
08:27don't
08:27know i am so lucky that my mom is so considerate that i wouldn't even have to like think about
08:33she
08:33wouldn't ask first of all that's kind of a something a commentary on the mom too
08:36also it helps that uh i am nigerian in this case and what what they do is that they talk
08:42about that
08:42you know the the seat to the right like on the on the passenger side in the back that's the
08:46owner's
08:46corner you know i mean like if like so if you were being chauffeured so to say yeah your driver
08:51be in
08:51the front you be in the back right no that's the owner's corner i always in the back right anyway
08:55i
08:55don't like sitting behind the driver no i don't either yeah yeah yeah but i just i don't know for
09:02some
09:02reason i just rather not be directly behind the drive especially if ain't nobody else in the back
09:07yeah no i agree and so maybe maybe this can help anybody who might find themselves in the
09:11circumstance see if the owner's corner might help like oh yeah just sitting you you got the owner's
09:15corner right it's not the back but it's like you're sitting in the owner's corner you ever had an uber
09:19driver ask you to move over no no i don't think i did yeah can you move over to that
09:24side yeah i see
09:26maybe because i always get on that right side yeah the right i do too but i got in on
09:31the car on
09:32that side i was planning to go over there anyway and he asked me actually was she she asked me
09:37can
09:37you move yeah that makes sense yeah get to where i can see you put your hands up in fact
09:41what are
09:42you gonna do you put that arm over and put him in that chokehold or whatever
09:48it's a mixtape in the loop sports radio 16 i think i got time to talk about this so uh
09:55a woman left
09:56her stressful teaching job to earn one hundred thousand dollars a year can you take a wild guess
10:03what's she doing please tell me this ain't an only fans conversation yeah that's where i went
10:08no not only fans thank god not only fans all right so she left the job yeah hundred thousand dollars
10:13let
10:14me see so okay so it's not something like only fans or whatever it's got to be something that you
10:21wouldn't a lot of people not you is she a content creator though is she like a youtube wouldn't put
10:26up at the same level as teacher in terms of it's not anything like a teacher yeah it's not a
10:31content
10:31creator or social media thing not streaming but this is this is also like a job you this is something
10:39you'll never see all right you gotta help us uh so she left her teaching job to earn a hundred
10:45thousand dollars a year as a professional cuddler
10:53yep so ella love she left her job of teaching after 13 years because it was overwhelming salute to all
10:59the teachers out there it is tough and they don't pay them enough so after taking a 300 online course
11:06and professional cuddling come on man she officially turned into a full-time business come on man and
11:12now she can make up to a hundred thousand dollars a year you know you train about three hours a
11:18day you
11:18know you train to be a professional cuddler you cuddle well some people i mean some people are good at
11:26things you know maybe that happens watch your elbow yeah so she only charges 150 an hour for
11:31non-sexual cuddling sessions well you gotta pay extra saying many of her clients are middle-aged
11:37married men looking for emotional connection and someone to talk to no they're not you know what
11:44came to mind they are not they're lying there's a quote from the greatest show in the history of
11:49american television the wire in which a senator named clay davis says i'll take any bleepers money if
11:54he's giving it away and that's what this feels like you want me to lay down you gonna hug me
11:58all right i'm on linkedin right now i'm legitimately trying to cuddle you lopez no if that's a real
12:05thing oh okay she said sessions often turn into emotional therapy style conversations with clients
12:10opening up about their personal struggles and loneliness now there ain't no cuddling on linkedin
12:16all right if she found a niche she found a niche for herself she created she's the one
12:21this look she also said despite the unusual career she says still a stigma around professional
12:27cuddling in the mix it can make it difficult dating word for real so imagine your wife decided
12:36no i want to retire from education i want to be a professional cuddler hit for that lick baby girl
12:41it's not happening yeah hit for that lick that's how diana russini started all right yeah that's okay
12:49tough loss there mike
12:53now i'm going to be the guy that makes this more serious than it needs to be feel free to
12:56ignore
12:57me if you want to uh does this not say something bad about how we like how we are as
13:01human beings
13:02and the lack of so uh emotional connection that we have that people are like i will pay you just
13:05to
13:06hold me real quick just to hold me i mean maybe but i think like i kind of want to
13:10look at the classes
13:11she was taking there ain't no wait what certification is necessary she's lying
13:17figgy she's lying look at me oh wait she's lying we got somebody on the text line saying all right
13:22we're getting we're getting too many uh degrees of separation here but they said their friend's
13:26daughter was a pro cuddler that's what she said okay i don't know if that's a joke i just i
13:32just read
13:32the text i don't know what you didn't want me i just want to see the class man like is
13:36it a certain
13:37type of way you got a cuddle they got the advanced cuddles somebody they got the advanced cuddles
13:43you got a big spoon little spoon stuff is not buying this at all of course he's not because it's
13:49a lie why would he we need to find it maybe we could try let's try to find a professional
13:54cuddle
13:55all right let me know how that goes all right lopez we'll put on your credit card yeah
13:59hey we could get it for lopez for father's day
14:03somebody said so you said it wasn't only fans huh yeah exactly
14:07exactly exactly y'all wrong for that y'all know you're wrong it's not only fans it's cuddling
14:12that's right just uh providing emotional support yeah 100 percent
14:18all right get y'all out of here on this it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 610 got
14:23to give a
14:24special special happy belated porn day to the one and only the raging italian oh lord i thought
14:31you were gonna say jose altuve here we go here we go yeah yeah it was his birthday and it's
14:37kids decided to get him a guitar oh no and this is how it sounded oh there he is birthday
14:44boy
14:45look at him dude what do you mean birthday boy why you f***ing it's your f***ing birthday
14:48what the f*** you're breaking my balls got you a nice little gift look at this dude
14:53don't f***ing tell you guys bought a f***ing guitar ball come on dude where are you getting
14:57the money for a f***ing guitar how would you f***ing get a guitar dude come on dude put that piece
15:01of s*** down i hope you really didn't buy a f***ing guitar dude i did i'm not f***ing where'd you
15:06get
15:06it best dad in the world you're not bulls*** best dad in the world why would you get a f***ing
15:11guitar
15:11it's open it look at it dude my f***ing guitar you're f***ing kidding me it's not your guitar
15:18it's my f***ing this is one of my tellies dude where did you f***ing grab this from my f***ing closet
15:23oh i got you a f***ing guitar this is like f***ing christmas time again you guys are breaking my f***ing
15:29ball with some f***ing fake f***ing gifts
15:31i'm great stop doing it to me he's doing it to himself actually i you know i was on his
15:38side
15:38well they ain't helping i thought his kids was really he made himself mad before we even got anywhere
15:44and the last time they were actually doing something nice and he made him he's just he just likes being
15:49mad at this point yeah he got ptsdl he sure does well they're not helping just walking into the room
15:55they know they're going to get a reaction no 100 honestly he's cursing by just the look the look of
16:00their faces he's like oh no here we go again there you go shout out to the raging italian and
16:05obviously
16:06shout out to one figgy fig for yet another fantastic edition of uh the mixtape here in loop on sports
16:11radio 610 120 p.m professional cuddling that's right somebody said we'll get to it uh um hit him up
16:18on
16:19social media if you see something mixtape worthy including some more uh cuddling content uh at the
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