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Figgy’s Mixtape features a wild story about an argument over chicken and eggs leading to a shooting, Charlie Sheen reuniting with Mad Max after 30 years, and more off-the-wall headlines.
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00:00Yes, it is the mixtape in the Luke Sports Radio 610.
00:03It's your man Figgy Fig holding it down on a Tuesday.
00:06Happy Tuesday to everyone out you ever had that was over something silly.
00:14713-572-4610.
00:17I'll give y'all time to think about that.
00:19I have way too many of them.
00:21It's really a shame.
00:22Yeah.
00:22Because, you know, I feel like you guys know I can be a relatively serious person.
00:26I think I take the things that are serious seriously.
00:29So the things that are nonsensical, I have fun.
00:31I'm just like, yeah, let's argue about this.
00:33Why not?
00:34Yeah.
00:34So apparently it was some guys in the bar that was having a conversation.
00:40And it kind of took a left turn.
00:41Uh-oh.
00:42So let's go to Florida.
00:44And I'm kind of giving y'all a hint right there.
00:46Oh, it's a Florida man.
00:47It's a Florida man.
00:48Okay.
00:49Florida man.
00:49Salute to K-E-N-S-5.
00:52This is actually out of San Antonio.
00:54But here's a story about a Florida man who gets in an argument over something a little silly.
01:02An argument over chickens and just how many eggs one can lay led to a shooting.
01:08This happened in Florida, in Fort St. Lucie.
01:11It all unfolded early Tuesday morning outside of a pub.
01:14Police say a 44-year-old man apparently pulled a gun during this heated exchange
01:18and fired four shots at three people as they ran away.
01:23No one was hit.
01:24Officials say the three victims knew each other but had just met the accused shooter that night.
01:29The suspect was arrested and now faces several charges.
01:33It's terrible that the shooting happened, so I don't want to, like...
01:36Nobody was hurt, though.
01:37Nobody was hurt.
01:38Thanks, sir.
01:38So, yeah.
01:40If it was...
01:41This also sounds bad.
01:42If it was just a fight, I would have loved this.
01:44You want to know why?
01:45Like, this is restoring the feeling.
01:47This reminds...
01:50Like, this is conversation.
01:52Nowadays, what should happen and should have happened here is that someone just pulled out their phone and answered this.
01:57Yes, that's where I was thinking.
01:58However, I do kind of miss the days where you just kind of went back and forth about something
02:02because there's not an immediate way to answer this question, so let's just talk it out.
02:05You know what I mean?
02:06Like, I feel like that used to be a good time.
02:07Were we the most accurate and informed?
02:10No, but we're not anymore anyway, so might as well have some fun with it.
02:13Imagine how the conversation would.
02:15Just imagine you at a bar.
02:17Ain't no way that chicken lays five eggs.
02:20Ain't no way.
02:21Or which one comes first, the chicken or the egg?
02:23No, the chicken comes first.
02:25You're not going to tell me that this egg...
02:27Five eggs is what you're really trying to tell.
02:30Look me in my face right now.
02:31You're trying to tell me five eggs.
02:32I got chickens.
02:34I know how much eggs they lay.
02:36Hey, I'm going to the trunk.
02:38I'm going to the trunk.
02:40And that's what he did.
02:40By the way, I think it is about five, five or six.
02:42Is it really?
02:43I think it is.
02:43That was a complete guess.
02:44I know nothing about you.
02:45Do I look like...
02:47All our farmers will help us out, but I want to say that's good.
02:49Why don't you go ask that dude that disagreed with that.
02:53I'd rather Google.
02:54Thank you very much.
02:54And I'm trying to think of like the silliest...
02:56Here's the thing.
02:58Almost all my arguments are over something silly.
03:02The one I remember from Lopez, and it was on these very airways, where the water polo,
03:10remember you got to it?
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:12We call him the water polo guy.
03:13The water polo guy.
03:14Water polo tight end.
03:15Yeah, yeah.
03:16It was a Kajali wearing.
03:18We were...
03:19We always call him the water polo tight end.
03:22And it was one dude.
03:23Yeah, one dude that got really offended.
03:25Yeah.
03:26And then they end up going back and forth about water polo.
03:31Excuse me, sir.
03:32My son swam.
03:33He said, I covered it on the deck of the pool for the Olympics.
03:37I've covered it in the Olympics, and my son was on the Texas A&M water polo team.
03:41They went back and forth.
03:43Thank you very much.
03:43They went back and forth for about five minutes.
03:45You are wrong, sir.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Yeah, they kept going back and forth.
03:49And by the way, this was around the NFL segment.
03:53Yeah.
03:53And we sitting there talking about water polo.
03:56That sounds like good radio for me.
03:58That sounds like good radio.
03:59I was like, the most likely location for these to happen, it's a barbershop, right?
04:05Like, this is pure barbershop conversation.
04:09Although, the thing that came to mind, and I've told you guys about the time,
04:12that me and my friends, being tremendous dorks, spent a good, legitimate, work shift amount
04:19of time.
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:20Debating superheroes.
04:23One of the stupidest debates that I've had, I feel strongly about it, though, is that Aquaman
04:28is actually a good superhero.
04:31Literally at least an hour.
04:32Or, like, just back and forth, heated, yelling, people coming around like, hey, keep it down.
04:38We hear you through doors and stuff.
04:41Yeah, yeah.
04:41That definitely been there.
04:42But he is.
04:44Aquaman?
04:45Let me tell you about Aquaman.
04:46You don't understand.
04:46Like, he controls water.
04:47So, he can control the water in your bloodstream.
04:50And then, you got to think about that.
04:51You got to think about it.
04:52It's the Mids Tape in the Loot Sports Radio 610.
04:59Shout out to Charlie Sheen.
05:01You know Charlie Sheen pretty well, right?
05:02That's your homeboy, right?
05:03At one point, I did.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Y'all was hanging out in that Mexican restaurant, right?
05:07Well, no.
05:07It was somewhere else.
05:08Oh, that was the other time.
05:11Oh, that was the other time.
05:12That was someone else.
05:13Yeah, my bad.
05:13The other.
05:14Yeah, Lopez over there fixing his nose a little bit.
05:17But Charlie Sheen was on all of the Smoke Podcasts.
05:21And raucous legend, Mad Max, he decided to wait around for him so he could speak to Charlie.
05:28So, apparently, they hung out a couple times back in the day.
05:31And this is the first time they saw each other in 30 years.
05:35Yeah.
05:35It's been that long.
05:36And here is Charlie Sheen's reaction.
05:40And he almost didn't recognize Mad Max for a minute.
05:43The adventures of Mad Max and Charlie Sheen.
05:46We're going to welcome our homeboy, Mad Max.
05:48Vernon Maxwell on the show.
05:50Hi.
05:50How are you?
05:51It's good to see you.
05:53How are you doing?
05:54I'd stand up, but I'm dealing with a lot of equipment.
05:56It's okay.
05:56Nice to see you, brother.
05:57Nice to see you.
05:58Yeah, I had to come out.
05:59I had to stare around and say hello, man.
06:00Oh, right on.
06:01Oh, wait a minute.
06:02Vernon Maxwell.
06:03Vernon Maxwell?
06:04Oh, s***.
06:05I didn't know you were Mad Max.
06:06I didn't know.
06:07I got my damn.
06:07I don't go out some damn.
06:08We were hanging out in San Antonio together.
06:11But wait a minute.
06:12Yeah, we had some crazy nights.
06:13But you haven't aged like one day.
06:16He looks good, man.
06:17Good God.
06:17I appreciate you, brother.
06:18No, you look amazing.
06:20Thank you, man.
06:20That's not fair.
06:23I'm sorry I didn't put the Mad Max together.
06:26My bad.
06:27But what a treat to see you.
06:29Yeah, man.
06:29You too.
06:30But I had to stay around and see you, man.
06:31Wow, that's awesome.
06:33I had to be surprised and everything you're doing.
06:34Hold on.
06:34So you guys had some San Antonio nights together?
06:36Oh, yeah.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Yeah.
06:37And Lopez was around them, too.
06:40Actually, I listened to the whole thing because I wanted to see if he had told any other stories.
06:44I only remember one night that I was...
06:47Because Charlie Sheen was always best for a pretty fight with Frank.
06:52And so that's when I went out with him a couple times.
06:55Once in L.A., once in Milwaukee, of all places.
06:57What's the statute of limitations?
06:59No, we good.
07:00All right.
07:01So, like, just on the road.
07:02Because Charlie would travel with the team.
07:04And I would sit across from him in the aisle.
07:06Press pause.
07:07Yeah.
07:07He was just traveling with the team?
07:09Yeah.
07:09What a time.
07:10Yeah.
07:11I traveled with the team.
07:12Yeah.
07:12Well, I mean, journalists traveling with the team.
07:14Back in the day.
07:15Just like anybody just jumping on and traveling with the team?
07:17Frank would invite Charlie on some trips.
07:20And they would hang out in San Antonio.
07:21So I never really went out because, obviously, I lived there, family, and all that.
07:25I never really went out with Charlie Sheen and some of those guys in San Antonio.
07:29But I do remember one time when Max was there on the road.
07:34And I think it was in Milwaukee, of all places.
07:37It was from Bukowski and Maxwell, a couple of other guys, and Charlie Sheen.
07:42And, yeah, I'll say again, you know, not going into the details.
07:46It was everything that you imagined it would be.
07:49I bet.
07:50I just love, because when I saw this, because I did see this video as well, not going to lie.
07:56It's probably preconceived notions on my part.
07:58I'll accept responsibility.
07:59I was surprised he remembered him.
08:01Yeah.
08:01I don't think he would remember me.
08:03Maybe my face.
08:04I don't know.
08:05With all the stories that Sheen tells, I am surprised that his brain works the way that it does at all.
08:10It's every day.
08:12He was just so shocked.
08:13He was just like, hey, how you doing, man?
08:16Whoa, Vernon Maxwell?
08:18Oh!
08:19That Vernon Maxwell?
08:20Also, shout out to Charlie Sheen.
08:22And I think one of the things I love about this is it's a reminder.
08:25The people that are like famous, famous, they know how to handle this incredible.
08:30Well, you would have never guessed that he was just kind of like just being polite.
08:34You feel like, oh, he kind of understands it.
08:36But then you heard the switch where he's like, oh, no, Vernon.
08:39That's Vernon?
08:40Oh, man, my bad.
08:41For the first part, you thought he knew who he was.
08:43Right.
08:43Oh, hey, what's up, man?
08:44Mad match.
08:45What's up, man?
08:46Yeah.
08:46And like, holy bleak.
08:47Wait a minute.
08:48Vernon Maxwell?
08:50Yeah.
08:50Back in San Antonio when we used to kicking and snorting a little something.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
08:57Hey!
08:57Yeah.
09:00It's a mixtape in the Loot Sports Radio 610.
09:02Let's kind of keep it in Texas a little bit.
09:05Okay.
09:05So, shout out to Lil' Kiki Legend Talk.
09:08I think a new episode dropped today.
09:10And remember the last time we played some Kendrick Perkins?
09:14You could tell he wasn't really a Texans fan.
09:17And I think he's a Packers fan, too.
09:20That's probably the other Packers fan I was thinking about.
09:23But here is Kendrick Perkins with Lil' Kiki.
09:27And kind of their back and forth talking about this Texans win.
09:32All I'm saying is, hey, y'all done found y'all quarterback.
09:36Y'all done found y'all quarterback.
09:39Y'all done found y'all quarterback.
09:40We're not going for that.
09:40No, no, no.
09:41Hold on.
09:41We're not going for that.
09:42Hold on.
09:43The truth hurts.
09:43All I'm saying is this.
09:45The damn Davis Mills.
09:47He comes in.
09:49First of all, it was the most impressive win of this season for the Texans.
09:54Right?
09:55Yeah.
09:55You down.
09:56You had to go get it.
09:57Your defense been holding it down this entire season.
10:00What you just said about Nico Collins?
10:03That was his best game of his season.
10:05It was.
10:06Who was throwing him the football?
10:08It was me.
10:11Plus, hold on, hold on.
10:13Almost 300 yards, three touchdowns.
10:16On top of that, bro, they scored 26 points in the fourth quarter.
10:21CJ Stroud would never.
10:24This is straight up barbershop talk, man.
10:27Oh, 100%.
10:27This is 100% in the barbershop.
10:29This is that barber that ain't got no customers.
10:32Yeah.
10:32Sitting there like, Davis Mills is way better than the Texans.
10:35And to be fair, a pretty good barbershop argument.
10:38He stated the case strongly.
10:40That one works in a barbershop, 100%.
10:42I thought about it as he was saying it.
10:45When he goes, best performance, best Nico Collins performance.
10:49Clearly, just yards, period.
10:51Do you do the thing with the 54-yard Hail Mary at the end of the second half?
10:57Because it wouldn't be his best yards performance if you take that off.
10:59Yeah.
11:00I know that you're not a fan of minus this one thing.
11:02Yeah, I'm not.
11:04But I think even before that, you could see them.
11:06The yards weren't there, but the catches were.
11:09You know, they were targeting him a lot.
11:11But that's neither here nor there.
11:13I just love him.
11:15Oh, you're like, I'm not here to examine this.
11:17I just thought it was like, think about it.
11:18Straight up in the barbershop, man.
11:19He is not even trolling either.
11:21Yeah.
11:21He's like the barber that 100%.
11:24He believes that for real.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Joe Lewis was 178 years old.
11:28He did whoop his ass.
11:34It's a mid-stave in the Loot Sports Radio 610.
11:39This is where I usually do my salutes and special salutes and all that stuff.
11:43I'm going to add another one to this long list.
11:46Better next time.
11:47Better next time than Kim Kardashian.
11:51Her bar is in.
11:52Her California bar is in.
11:54We all kind of know she's been trying to be a lawyer and all that stuff.
11:58Right, yeah.
11:59And she failed.
12:01And this is the funny part to me.
12:04TMZ, who is very close with Kim Kardashian there, are very pro-Kim Kardashian from my time keeping up with them.
12:14They tweeted this.
12:16Kim Kardashian, by the way, side note, she's the owner of Skims.
12:20Yeah.
12:21They tweeted, Kim Kardashian will for sure skim those law textbooks a few more times because she didn't pass the bar exam on her first try.
12:30That's real nasty.
12:30She's ready to try again.
12:32Let's see what they did there.
12:33That's real nasty business by TMZ.
12:34I'm like, why y'all going to do that, man?
12:36All of a sudden, they trying to be boss-up?
12:37What's happening there?
12:38That is a deep cut.
12:40If you know, you know.
12:41If you don't, just let it go.
12:42I thought you were going to get to the thing that I saw, which was that she did not pass her exam in part because she was using ChatGPT to study.
12:53Oh, I didn't see all that.
12:55I want to say the logical thing here.
12:58And the logical thing is the bar exam is extremely hard.
13:02Very hard.
13:03And more so in California, apparently.
13:05And honestly, a lot of your favorite lawyers do not pass on first go.
13:09That's what I was going to say.
13:10I want to say that because it's extremely hard.
13:13We all know some attorneys, have some attorneys in our families.
13:15And as I understand it, California is like the hardest in all 50 states.
13:18Did not realize that, but that makes sense.
13:20That said, I'm not so sure.
13:22Remember she gave herself a graduation?
13:24She did.
13:25I think it's because she went through like, and correct me if I'm wrong, sorry.
13:30I'm not in like an apprenticeship type thing, which I will give her credit.
13:35It does appear that she was taking this seriously, although if that ChatGPT thing is correct.
13:40I'm sorry.
13:41I'm not above laughing in that way.
13:43But yeah, she's taking it seriously.
13:45I have no ill will towards her.
13:47I do find it weird that so many people, like she and her family were one of the early people
13:53that folks took to just bashing roundly and widely just off of the strength of,
14:00we don't believe that you deserve what you have, which I found to be a little odd.
14:04I'm not in that boat.
14:05So I wish her well, especially if she's seemingly trying to, you know, do something well.
14:11And seemingly for a good cause, because she seems to be like trying to help people who
14:15were like falsely incarcerated and things of that nature.
14:17And she has a TV show now, right?
14:19See, now this, I'm so glad you got here, because I was hoping.
14:22Like a sitcom type of TV show.
14:23Is it a sitcom?
14:24Okay.
14:25But what about attorneys?
14:26Yeah.
14:26But it's attorneys with the ass out.
14:27It's like a fox.
14:28Yeah.
14:29You got Nisi Nash, you got all type of different artists or actresses on there.
14:37That's all I had.
14:38I was just like.
14:38I know if you saw about the Kardashians' reality show.
14:41No, I was talking about.
14:42Because they still got that going on.
14:43No, I didn't know if it was a sitcom or nothing.
14:45All I saw was a still of some supposed attorneys.
14:49She's actually playing the attorney with her cheeks out.
14:52With her cheeks out.
14:52At least she's an attorney on TV.
14:54Yeah.
14:54I may not be an attorney, but I play one on TV.
14:57Play one on TV.
14:58Okay, very good.
14:59All right, real quick.
15:00I got a thanks for nothing.
15:02Yes.
15:02So this is for, I got a little FBS action here.
15:06All right.
15:07So it's a quarterback by the name of Jake.
15:11A quarterback of Eastern Washington.
15:13He faced Montana.
15:15They were down 29-24 with nine seconds left on the clock.
15:19And the clock was running.
15:20And what do you do when you, when the clock is running and you just got a playoff and you
15:26trying to get going?
15:28No timeouts, you mean?
15:28Yeah, no timeouts.
15:29Spike that sucker.
15:30He spiked the ball.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Correct.
15:32And he spiked it, but he did something else.
15:35After they spike it.
15:38Skakl will spike it.
15:39He fumbles it.
15:40He lost the ball.
15:41He lost the ball at the 10.
15:43That's game over.
15:44They can't stop it.
15:46He fumbled the spike.
15:47So what, like on the backstroke?
15:49Yeah, no, so he spiked, he spiked it and didn't catch it and kind of dropped it.
15:55And so he went to.
15:56How's that work?
15:57Completion, isn't it?
15:58How's that work?
15:59I got to see this.
16:00Yeah, so what he did, I think he spiked it and I guess he caught it and dropped it.
16:05I thought it came out the back of his hand when he was trying to spike it.
16:09Nah, but he tried to fall on it.
16:11He actually did recover the fumble, but they had no timeouts.
16:15Mm-hmm.
16:15So the game was over.
16:17Dang.
16:18That's wild.
16:19Man, thanks for nothing, man.
16:19Eastern Washington?
16:21Yes.
16:22His face in Montana.
16:24Yep.
16:25And for what it's worth, he did go 43-63 for 451.
16:32He was in the ice bath.
16:34That's probably why he could.
16:35His arm was done.
16:36It was about to fall off.
16:38It's like Mr. Potato Head, how you can pull the arm out.
16:40Like, that's what was happening on his arm in that moment.
16:43Oh, yeah.
16:43It came out.
16:45On the backstroke.
16:45Why are you backswinging like that?
16:48Just right down.
16:51They could have won that game.
16:52They was in the red zone, too, man.
16:53They were on the eight?
16:54Something like that.
16:55Yeah, I think the eight or the ten.
16:57Oh, boy.
16:57That's just brutal.
16:58That's tough, man.
17:00You do hate to see it.
17:01Well, that's the mixtape.
17:03Damn shame what they did to that dog.
17:04I was waiting for it.
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