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مسلسل Lucifer مترجم - Episode 1
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00:11I was walking down the street when out the corner of my eye saw a pretty little thing approaching me
00:17She said I've never seen a man who looks so all alone or could you use a little company
00:23Not even 15 minutes later I'm still walking down the street when I saw the shadow of a man
00:40Turn the music down sir
01:01Hey, cut the music
01:03Sorry
01:05You know why I pulled you over?
01:07Well obviously you felt the need to exercise your limited powers and punish me for ignoring the speed limit
01:13It's okay, I understand
01:15I like to punish people too
01:17Or at least I used to
01:20License and registration
01:22Coming right up
01:27Are you trying to bribe me sir?
01:29Yes, of course
01:33Is that not enough?
01:35Take more, it's any money
01:36It's against the law, sir
01:38You people are funny about your laws, aren't you?
01:42You break the laws sometimes, don't you?
01:47Sometimes
01:49Put my siren on and drive really fast for no reason at all
01:52Just because I can
01:54Right
01:55Why wouldn't you?
01:56It's fun
01:57Feels good to get away with something, doesn't it?
01:59Yeah
02:03It's okay officer
02:05People like to tell me things
02:07There's deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind
02:10It's a gift
02:11It must be something about this place
02:15You're tempted to keep that, aren't you?
02:17Well what are you waiting for?
02:18Permission?
02:19Well take it
02:20Buy yourself something pretty
02:21You deserve it
02:24If you don't mind
02:24I really must be on my way
02:26Oh
02:27Yeah, of course
02:28Hey
02:28Have a nice evening
02:31You too officer
02:34You too?
02:40He said there ain't no rest for the wicked
02:44Money don't grow a shade
02:46I got a field to play
02:48I got a mouth to beat
02:50There ain't nothing in this world with me
02:52There ain't no rest for the wicked
02:56I tell you who knows I'll rise for good
02:58Hey boss
03:27Where have you been?
03:28Oh, holed up at the chateau
03:30Copulating with a young woman named Faith
03:32It's ironic, isn't it?
03:35Thank you, Patrick
03:36You can go
03:41You little devil
03:42What?
03:44I dropped something
03:45Oh, I'm sure you did
03:46Now, Lucifer
03:48I am a big fan of sex
03:50Obviously
03:50But I didn't leave hell to be a bartender
03:53Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time doing something more?
03:59Significant
04:01You're the lord of hell for crying out loud
04:03I'm a retired maze
04:04I've got nothing but time
04:06Thank you
04:20I think you have a visitor
04:29Oh, Amenadiel
04:31How's it hanging, big guy?
04:33Huh?
04:34Your return to the underworld has been requested
04:38Oh, right, okay
04:39Let me just check my calendar
04:41Yeah, here it is
04:42The 7th of Never through to the 15th of Ain't Gonna Happen
04:46How does that work for you guys?
04:50Look, remind dad that I quit hell
04:52Because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play
04:55I'm gonna warn you against disrespecting our father, Lucifer
04:57Yeah, well, our father's been disrespecting me since the beginning of time
05:00So pot kettle, don't you think?
05:02You are a mockery of everything divine
05:07Thank you
05:08Thank you, but
05:10Lately I've been doing a fair amount of thinking
05:12Now, do you think I'm the devil because I'm inherently evil
05:15Just because dear old dad decided I was?
05:17What exactly do you think happens when the devil leaves hell?
05:21All of those demons
05:24All of those tormented and tortured souls
05:26Where do you think they go?
05:29Don't know
05:30Don't care
05:31Not my problem, brother
05:33So consider the position officially open
05:37And you, my feathered friend, can go to hell
05:43Yeah, try it
05:45You think father's upset now?
05:52You know, he will not be merciful for much longer
06:05Hey, you
06:18Remember me?
06:20You're famous, aren't you?
06:22Delilah, isn't it?
06:23I love you, Delilah!
06:25Can I have your autograph?
06:26If I can have a drink
06:29So, are you gonna tell me why you really came back?
06:32There's something I need to know
06:34What's that?
06:35That I...
06:37Sell my soul to the devil?
06:40Well, that would imply the devil's actually interested in your soul
06:43Look, all I did was introduce you to a few key people who owed me favors, that's all
06:49I mean, with all the good came out hell of a lot of bad
06:51Oh, right
06:52So the devil made you do it, did he?
06:54The alcohol and the drugs, the top of selfies
06:56The choices are on you, my dear
06:58I mean, Jimmy Barnes?
07:00I can't believe you almost married that sweaty little limp
07:03He produced my album
07:04You introduced me to him
07:05I suggested you work with him, not sleep with him
07:07Well, I got confused
07:09And then he left him at the altar
07:10Yeah, that was rude of me
07:11No, actually, I quite enjoyed that bit
07:14You know, he trapped me in the bathroom at the Grammys
07:16Said he wanted to get back together
07:17Then I hear he's marrying a supermodel
07:19This weekend
07:20And I'm jealous
07:23Oh, God, I'm a mess
07:24God has nothing to do with your mess
07:28Look
07:29You didn't sell your soul, Delilah
07:32You do owe me a favor
07:35I'm scared
07:36You should be
07:37Because what I'm about to ask you is going to be quite difficult for you
07:42Pull yourself together
07:44That's it
07:44That's all I'm asking
07:46You're wasting your talent
07:48Your life
07:49Huh?
07:54You're human, darling
07:57I'm going to do as you asked
07:59I'm going to get it together
08:01Promise Lucifer
08:02Look
08:04It's not about me
08:06What happens now
08:07That's up to you
08:09Okay?
08:11Come here, you
08:28Oh, no, no, no
08:29Oh, no, no
08:29Oh, no, no
08:30Oh, no, no
08:55Oh, no, not yet
08:58What did you do?
08:59I'm sorry
09:01Sorry?
09:02Why did you end her life?
09:05Why else?
09:07Money
09:08Money
09:10Oh, it's times like this
09:11I wish I was still in hell
09:13All the fun activities
09:15That I've planned for you
09:17Hey, man, I just pulled the trigger
09:21I don't know
09:22Oh, no
09:23What happened...
09:32Oh, no
09:33Oh, no
09:35Oh, no
09:37Oh, no
09:52I don't want to hear what I've got so far.
10:15Lieutenant said this is my case.
10:18Yeah, Chloe, it is your case.
10:19But try not to take too much time.
10:21It's an easy one.
10:22That's our bad guy.
10:24Eddie Deacon, he's a low-level drug dealer.
10:26I found these in his pocket, and I found this in Delilah's purse, so obviously drug-related.
10:31She probably owed him a bunch of cash or something.
10:34She's not exactly selling out stadiums these days.
10:36How do you know he's low-level?
10:38Look at his car.
10:40Did you look at his watch?
10:40That thing ain't cheap.
10:42It's probably fake.
10:45Look, there's going to be a lot of attention on this one, Chloe.
10:49I wouldn't pick at it too hard.
10:51Not after Palmetto Street.
10:52I asked for this case because of Palmetto Street, Dan.
10:57So, anyway, any witnesses?
11:01Lucifer Morningstar.
11:04Lucifer Morningstar.
11:05Is that a stage name or something?
11:09God-given, I'm afraid.
11:11Do you know, you look familiar.
11:13Have we met before?
11:15Yeah, five minutes ago, and I'm asking the questions.
11:19Talk to me about your relationship with the victim.
11:21Well, she used to work here a few years back.
11:23I would occasionally accompany her while she sang.
11:26Then she became a big star, and someone decided to end her life.
11:29Do you know the shooter?
11:30No, but we did have an interesting little chat just before he kicks off.
11:34I asked him why he did it.
11:37Huh.
11:37Like to play cop, do you?
11:40No, I just like to play in general, detective.
11:42What about you?
11:44So, you had a conversation with a dead guy?
11:46Oh, no, he wasn't quite dead.
11:47His soul hadn't crossed the threshold.
11:50I see.
11:51Did he tell you why he did it?
11:53Why, money.
11:54Of course.
11:55You humans, you love your money, don't you?
11:58Yes.
11:59Yes, we do.
12:00And, uh, what planet are you from?
12:01London?
12:03Yes, he also said, I just pulled the trigger.
12:06Now, don't you think that's interesting?
12:08Delilah was shot to death by a drug dealer.
12:10And looks like Delilah herself kept the guy pretty busy.
12:13You know, it's sad, it's ugly, but it's not rocket science.
12:16Something probably went south between them.
12:17She gets riddled with bullets, and a nice little act of God takes him out.
12:20You know, it doesn't work like that, detective.
12:23It's quite a neatly wrapped little present for the LAPD, don't you think?
12:27Why don't you tell me something?
12:29How does she end up dying in a hailstorm of bullets, and you get away without a scratch?
12:33I think that's interesting, don't you?
12:34The benefits of immortality.
12:36Immortality.
12:37No, of course.
12:38Uh, you spell that with one or two M's, I always forget.
12:41What will your corrupt little organization do about this?
12:45Excuse me?
12:46Will you find the person responsible?
12:48Will they be punished?
12:49Will this be a priority for you?
12:50Because it is for me.
12:52You got some balls on you, pal.
12:53Oh, thank you very much, but they're really quite average.
12:56I bet.
12:58Are you sure that we haven't met?
12:59I could swear I've seen you naked.
13:01Have we had sex?
13:04We're done here.
13:05Uh, detective, wait.
13:06Someone out there needs to be punished.
13:08We're not done.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Yeah, we are.
13:25There's anyone here that would oppose this holy room and speak now or forever hold your peace.
13:30Excuse me.
13:31Yeah, I have a problem.
13:33Has anyone else noticed how incredibly, jaw-droppingly, loin-stirringly beautiful this young woman is and how short, sweaty and
13:40altogether fugly this homunculus is?
13:42I mean, what is this?
13:43A wedding or a kidnapping?
13:45Do you know what I mean?
13:48Yeah, good luck with that, Padre.
13:49Oh, while you're at it, say hey from me.
13:51It's been a while.
13:53Jimmy Barnes!
13:54Remember me?
13:55Hey, man, this is a private event.
13:57How did you get in here?
13:58Yeah, quite a lavish one for a record producer on the house.
14:02You do remember me, don't you?
14:04Yeah, yeah, I remember you.
14:06Now, what do you want?
14:06I'm a little busy.
14:07Well, I can't believe that you're getting married the day after your ex-fiancée and once brightest star was murdered
14:13in cold blood.
14:15Yeah, it's very sad.
14:16But you know what?
14:16She ruined my wedding once.
14:18I'm not about to let that happen again.
14:20It's hard to be rejected, isn't it, Jimmy?
14:22Twice.
14:23What?
14:23I mean, you tried to get her back recently.
14:25I mean, I'd kill someone if they denied me once.
14:27Not that that's possible.
14:28So come on.
14:30What do you say, Jimbo, huh?
14:32Did you want her dead?
14:34Look, stop looking at me that way, you freak.
14:36I am not playing that mind game with you.
14:38No, of course not.
14:39I was furious and I was humiliated when she dumped me, but I think I've rebounded pretty well.
14:44It's clearly respect.
14:47You should go play your mind games with Tuval.
14:50The rapper?
14:51Come on, Delilah dumped me for that lunatic.
14:53They were always fighting.
14:54He slapped her around a bunch.
14:55He surrounds himself with gun-toting morons 24-7.
14:58He is the real deal.
15:01Right.
15:03Sorry.
15:04How rude.
15:05Allow me to introduce myself, Lucifer.
15:07Morningstar.
15:10I really don't want to have sex with him tonight.
15:15Oh, my.
15:16I'm sorry.
15:17I can't believe I just said that.
15:19Well, no, no, no.
15:20Let's be honest here.
15:21I mean, you're not marrying this human staying because you're actually in love with him, right?
15:24Oh, God, no.
15:25No.
15:26Right.
15:27Well, I should get going.
15:29Oh.
15:30Best of luck with you crazy kids.
15:32All right.
15:50Good afternoon, sir.
15:52Yes, I'm here to see the man sadly known as Too Vile.
15:55Is he in?
15:56Sorry, sir.
15:56He's unavailable.
15:57He's in mourning, I'm afraid.
15:59Right.
15:59I have narcotics for him.
16:02Right this way, sir.
16:14Can someone please turn down this god-awful music?
16:19Hello, disc jockey.
16:22Who's this clam?
16:23He has narcotics for you, sir.
16:26My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
16:30Lucifer Morningstar.
16:33That's a good hip-hop name.
16:35Well, that offends me.
16:37What, you don't like hip-hop?
16:39No, I necessarily do not.
16:41Well, that offends me.
16:45You have a problem with black people?
16:48No, not in the slightest.
16:49I just hate your music.
16:50And when I say your music, I mean your music,
16:53not the music made by other black people.
16:55I mean, without the blues, there'd be no devil's music whatsoever.
16:58There are, of course, many giants in the field.
17:00Just not you.
17:01Am I being clear?
17:02Yeah, you being clear, all right.
17:04Good.
17:04If you're looking to get yourself killed.
17:10Yes, well, don't waste your munitions.
17:11I'm immortal.
17:13Tell me about Delilah.
17:15You ain't seen the news?
17:17Bitch is dead.
17:25Don't shoot, you idiot!
17:28I didn't kill her.
17:29Why should I believe you?
17:30Because I love the girl.
17:31People sometimes kill people with whom they're in love.
17:34Their heart's mysterious.
17:36So I'm told.
17:37Ain't like that.
17:38Girl made me crazy.
17:39Women can do that.
17:41Doesn't mean you should beat them up, does it?
17:42We worked that out a long time ago.
17:44I heard her once because I found out she was cheating on me.
17:54All right.
17:56With whom?
17:57I don't know.
17:58I don't know.
17:58I don't know.
17:58She wouldn't tell me.
17:59I said it was a big secret.
18:01Some rich married guy.
18:03Will she have a friend that she might have confided in?
18:04She didn't trust no one, man.
18:07A therapist.
18:08A therapist is probably the only one who knows.
18:09She sees some Dr. Linda in Beverly Hills.
18:13Saw her like five times a week on the DL.
18:15Used her fake name.
18:16Everything.
18:16Oh, does she now?
18:20Well, thank you for your time.
18:23LAPD, guns down, on the floor, down.
18:26You two against the wall.
18:27Detective, welcome to the party.
18:30Grab the bucket, collect the guns.
18:31Now.
18:32But you sly dog, you did listen to me.
18:35I ran the dead guy's cell phone.
18:36Too vile was the last person he called.
18:38Oh, man.
18:39What I find highly interesting is how you made the connection on your own.
18:43Well, I've been busy, my dear.
18:46Talk to me about Delilah.
18:47You've been over that one, detective.
18:49And why you called the shooter two days before she was murdered.
18:52Fine.
18:53Yeah, I call Eddie because he hooks me up sometimes.
18:55He met Delilah through me.
18:57Whatever.
18:57Don't make me a killer, do it?
18:59No.
19:00But it does make you a suspect.
19:01What, so everyone on Eddie's phone is a suspect?
19:04Are you joking?
19:05You're going to drag half of Hollywood downtown.
19:07Be like the Oscars are signed.
19:08Wait.
19:10What you did take from that film?
19:12What's this?
19:12What film?
19:13You used to be an actress or something, right?
19:15That team movie.
19:16I forget what it's called.
19:17Course.
19:18Hot Tub High School.
19:20That's where I know you're from.
19:21Let's just stick to my question, shall we?
19:23The one with the famous nude scene coming out of the hot tub.
19:25It was like a complete Fast Times ripoff.
19:27She was like the new Phoebe Cates.
19:29Thanks.
19:29I appreciate that.
19:30That was quite a nude scene.
19:31I have far too many bullets in this thing for you to still be talking.
19:34You, we need to have a conversation right now.
19:36That's a waste of time, detective.
19:37I've just threatened his life.
19:38He's not our guy.
19:39I would have said.
19:40Trust me.
19:41You did what?
19:42Yeah.
19:43Isn't that illegal?
19:44A little bit.
19:46Yeah.
19:46You, stay put.
19:47You, you're coming with me.
19:49Huh?
19:49Oh.
19:51With pleasure.
19:52At least perhaps now you'll listen to me, although I'm not quite sure why I'm being arrested.
19:57Because you're interfering with a police investigation.
19:59You've broken.
19:59I can't even count how many laws, and you piss me off.
20:02Right.
20:03I can get out of these, you know.
20:04Funny.
20:08How'd you do that?
20:09Come on.
20:09We're wasting time.
20:10We should be out there solving homicide and punishing those responsible.
20:14We?
20:14You're insane.
20:15I'm taking you in.
20:16Get in the car.
20:17No, that's boring.
20:18Not to mention pointless.
20:20Come on.
20:20I'll help you.
20:21It'd be fun.
20:22How could you possibly help me?
20:23I have a certain skill set.
20:25I can be very persuasive with people, and tend to see things that others cannot.
20:29So, you're psychic or something?
20:31No, I can't read people's minds.
20:32I'm not Jedi.
20:33People just like to tell me things.
20:35Hmm.
20:35Just, just tell you things.
20:37Just confess their sins, just like that.
20:38No, not their sins.
20:39I have no power over people's sins.
20:41I actually get a bad rap for that.
20:43I have the ability to draw out people's forbidden desires.
20:47The more simple the human, the easier it is.
20:49The more complex, the more challenging and exciting, really.
20:52But no, the actual sins.
20:53The sins are on you people.
20:55You people.
20:57I got it.
20:58I got it.
20:59The name, the whole Lucifer thing, and desires like your superpower.
21:02It's more like a gift from God, really.
21:05Okay.
21:07Tell me, detective.
21:10What do you desire more than anything else in this life?
21:14This is it?
21:15This is your big trick?
21:23I guess when I was a little girl, I always wanted to be a cop like my daddy so that
21:30one day I could help people and be taken seriously when I say to shut up and get in the
21:38damn car.
21:44You're not like a Jedi or something, are you?
21:47Get in the car.
21:48No, no, no, no, look.
21:49I know something you don't know.
21:51Really?
21:51What's that?
21:52Won't say unless you take me with you on this.
21:55Please, come on.
21:56Look, I got to two vile, didn't I?
21:57Why do you care about this so much?
21:59About Delilah?
22:02Look, I just...
22:04I just do.
22:05Look, if I hadn't have meddled with her career, maybe she wouldn't have died.
22:10Okay.
22:10Okay, fine.
22:11But if this little clue thing of yours doesn't pan out, these are going back on and they're going to
22:16stay on.
22:17Is that a promise?
22:23Yeah, therapist in Beverly Hills with the first name Linda.
22:26See if Delilah was a client.
22:28Actually, she had a pseudonym, which I also happen to know.
22:30I'm quite good at this, aren't I?
22:32Penny Lane.
22:34Delilah may have gone by Penny Lane.
22:36Thanks.
22:40Don't look so smug.
22:41Nothing's panned out yet.
22:42No, no, no, it's not that.
22:44It's just that I knew that I recognized you.
22:46Right.
22:47Right.
22:47You've seen my boobies.
22:48It's exciting.
22:49What are you, 12?
22:50So is the movie why I've got such a chip on your shoulder?
22:55It's low on the list of things I have to live down, I guess.
22:57Right.
22:58Attractive female cop struggling to be taken seriously in a man's man's world, that it?
23:02Yeah, something like that.
23:04Well, they're threatened.
23:06You're clearly smart and have notable instincts.
23:09Ignore them.
23:09Trust yourself.
23:13Detective Decker.
23:15All right, text it to me.
23:17Thanks.
23:18What's that?
23:21What you were saying stands up.
23:23There's a Penny Lane who sees a Dr. Linda Martin in Beverly Hills.
23:26Excellent.
23:26I'll clear my schedule.
23:30Oh, someone's popular.
23:31Please stop talking.
23:31Hello.
23:33What?
23:34You're kidding me.
23:34Is she okay?
23:36Oh, of course he's not there.
23:38Thanks.
23:40We gotta make a pit stop.
23:42No, absolutely not.
23:43My kid got into a fight.
23:44I gotta pick her up.
23:45Well, can't she get herself home?
23:47She's seven.
23:48Look, I'm not here to help you run errands.
23:50I'm here to help you solve a homicide.
23:52Really?
24:04All right.
24:06Wait here.
24:07With pleasure.
24:08Despised children.
24:11A sinister kid is a kid who runs to me, the maker.
24:18A job that's spread from the day he's born.
24:22Straight into his maker's arms.
24:25And that's me.
24:26That's me.
24:28The boy with the broken tail on.
24:45I don't think you'll let a lot of smoke in here.
24:49Oh, dear.
24:50What will become of me?
24:51My mother was a police officer.
24:54She could arrest you.
24:56Oh.
24:57I think I might know your mother.
24:59What's your name?
25:01Lucifer.
25:02Like a devil.
25:05Exactly.
25:06My name's Beatrice, but everybody calls me Trixie.
25:10That's a hooker's name.
25:12What's a hooker?
25:13Ask your mother.
25:16So, why are you in trouble?
25:18See that girl over there?
25:20She was blinding me.
25:22She created a fake Snapchat account and used to make fun of me.
25:26So, I think they're in a new touch truck square.
25:32Oh, oh, I see.
25:34Well played.
25:37Well played indeed.
25:41Hello, mean girl.
25:44Did you know there's a special section of hell reserved for bullies?
25:48So, have fun.
25:56What did you do?
25:59Oh, I just think someone's feeling a little guilty.
26:02Good to see you.
26:11Hi, Daddy.
26:13Hi, I'm Munchkin.
26:14Wow, shocker.
26:14You're late.
26:15Come on, give me a break.
26:16I'm putting a case to bed.
26:18Great.
26:18Like, I'm not working a case, too.
26:19Oh, yeah.
26:20The one you tried to steal from me.
26:22You mean the open and shut one?
26:23You did open and shut it, right?
26:25I'm being diligent, Dan.
26:26It's a high-profile case.
26:28Exactly, which is why you need to be smart about it.
26:30She is smart.
26:31You're the dimwit.
26:32Perhaps she should refrain from arguing in front of the child.
26:35It's unbecoming.
26:37I don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you.
26:40Surprise me.
26:41Isn't he funny, Daddy?
26:43Hey, can you, uh, drop tricks at my mom's?
26:46You gotta go.
26:47Tricks, I like you, Mommy.
26:48A kiss.
26:49I love you so much.
26:51Good job standing up to the mingle.
26:53Thanks, Mommy.
26:54What's up, Hunker?
27:00Daddy will tell you.
27:05Hi, Lucifer.
27:06It was nice meeting you.
27:10Hmm.
27:11She likes you.
27:13Of course she does.
27:14What's not to like?
27:22Was your offspring planned or a mistake?
27:27Planned, sort of.
27:28Really?
27:29So I never understood the human desire to procreate.
27:31That's probably a good thing.
27:32I mean, children, hideous little creatures, terrible taxing burdens.
27:37Hmm.
27:37Hmm.
27:38Oh, yours is fine.
27:40I mean, nothing to crow about, but nothing to be too embarrassed about either, so that's
27:44quite good, isn't it?
27:45Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?
27:48No.
27:50Speaking of dicks, why was that ex-husband of yours pressuring you to close the case?
27:57No reason.
28:01Strange.
28:02Yes, you are.
28:05Did my father send you?
28:09Okay, detectives, I'll see you now.
28:13Detectives.
28:15Dr. Martin, I'd like to ask you a few questions about Delilah.
28:24You're thinking about it, aren't you?
28:27What?
28:27Yes, I wouldn't recommend it.
28:29I'm like walking heroin, very habit-forming.
28:31It never ends well.
28:33I'm sorry, do you two know each other?
28:36No, no, but I know that look.
28:37I don't know what you're talking about.
28:41Actually, it's interesting, because you don't look at me that way.
28:45What way?
28:46With carnal fascination.
28:47That's because it doesn't exist.
28:48No, you see, that's just it.
28:49With most women, it does.
28:51I tend to appeal to the dark, mischievous hearts in all of you, but you, detective, you
28:56seem oddly immune to my charms.
28:58Referring to them as charms, I think, is a bit of a stretch.
29:00Truth be told, I find you repulsive, like on a chemical level.
29:04It's fascinating.
29:07Now, tell me, Linda.
29:08You say it's fascinating, and yet I can see that it disturbs you, doesn't it?
29:13Cheaply.
29:16Dr. Martin, we know that Delilah was having a clandestine affair with a wealthy married
29:21man, so if you just tell us his name, we will be on our way.
29:23I'm sorry, I can't do that.
29:25Oh, she's one of the complex ones.
29:28Linda, darling, why don't you tell me, hmm?
29:31Well, I can't.
29:33I want to, but I can't.
29:37Oh, you're the devil.
29:39Correct.
29:41Now, come on, Dr. Martin, I know you want to.
29:44Oh, man, and it's really, really juicy, too.
29:47Oh, I bet it is.
29:48I know, I can't.
29:50What did you do to her?
29:51Did she roofie her?
29:52Oh, no, it's not her fault.
29:53She's just reacting to me.
29:54Just watch and learn, okay?
29:57Right, the answer is yes.
29:59We can take a trip to Poundtown if we must.
30:01But first, you're going to have to tell us, Linda, okay?
30:09Okay.
30:12It's Grey Cooper.
30:14Grey Cooper?
30:15Seriously?
30:16That is juicy.
30:17Grey Cooper, the actor?
30:18The one who's married to Amanda Watsachoff?
30:20Yeah, yeah.
30:21Oh, no, he's horrible.
30:24So square-jawed, so handsome, so vanilla.
30:27Oh, I'm really quite disappointed in Delilah.
30:29That's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex.
30:32Thank you very much, Dr. Martin.
30:34We'll be in touch.
30:35All right, we've got to go.
30:36Yes, of course, but I made a deal,
30:38so I'm going to have to hold up my end of the bargain.
30:39You wouldn't mind waiting outside?
30:41Are you seriously talking about having sex with her right now?
30:45Well, it won't take long.
30:45I do yoga.
30:50Hot yoga.
30:52I'm freakishly flexible.
30:55Want to see?
30:59Wow!
31:04I really tried to keep that one in.
31:06Well, you tried.
31:07That's what matters.
31:09Look, I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to take a rain check.
31:12I will be back, okay?
31:13I certainly hope so.
31:15Well, my word is my bond.
31:25Hey!
31:26Excuse me.
31:30Yeah, me.
31:32Hey, hey, sir!
31:41Who the f*** is this guy?
31:44What the hell are you doing?
31:45Excuse me.
31:46Excuse me.
31:47Sorry.
31:47Excuse me.
31:49Sorry.
31:49He's with me.
31:52That's not Gray Cooper.
31:54No, of course not.
31:55What the hell is this?
31:56We need to speak with Mr. Cooper.
32:01God, Delilah, yeah.
32:03Heard about that this morning.
32:04I can't believe it.
32:05We did a movie together last year.
32:07About pretty close.
32:09Lovers?
32:10Friends.
32:11Friends who are lovers?
32:12Settle down.
32:13I'll handle the questions.
32:14Mr. Cooper, when did you last have contact with Delilah?
32:17Well, actually, I'll just have one more question before you proceed with boring ones.
32:21Tell me, Mr. Cooper, what do you want more than anything in this world?
32:24What's your deepest, darkest desire?
32:27You close your eyes.
32:28What do you see?
32:30Hey, I'm the president of the United States of America.
32:34Ha!
32:37Well, who's the devil now, eh?
32:39Those are some pretty big aspirations there, Mr. Cooper.
32:42Well, after the acting and stuff.
32:44No, you need to be embarrassed.
32:46Hell, if Arnold can do it, right?
32:48Now, you wouldn't want any nasty secrets screwing that up for you, though, would you?
32:51Is there a point to this?
32:53Mr. Cooper, were you having an affair with Delilah?
32:55Honey, have you been getting my texts?
32:58I thought they were breaking you for lunch like a half hour ago.
33:01What's going on?
33:03These people are detectives.
33:05Real ones?
33:06We have some questions about Delilah.
33:08Oh, oh, yes, it's so sad.
33:10Yeah, very sad.
33:13Your watch, where'd you get that?
33:15Oh, it's a prop.
33:16No, that's the one Delilah gave me, isn't it?
33:18For Time Will Tell?
33:20Right, that's the movie that we did.
33:23It was a wrap gift.
33:25Yeah.
33:26Did you buy a $10,000 watch for the whole crew?
33:28Uh, no, just me.
33:30As far as I know.
33:31Because we were, you know, co-stars and everything.
33:35You know you're going to have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.
33:39I know, right?
33:40So you were sleeping with her then, eh?
33:43Oh, yeah.
33:44Oh, yeah.
33:51Crap, I just said that in front of people.
33:53Whatever, it's not like I didn't know.
33:55Oh, God, you are a terrible liar.
33:56An actor, by the way.
33:58You knew?
33:58Of course.
33:59Why else do you think I've been sleeping with Bobby?
34:02Are you serious?
34:04Oh, yeah.
34:04And it is good.
34:05Mm, I climbed that man like a tree.
34:08Right, Bobby?
34:09My bodyguard?
34:11What a cliche.
34:13Oh, I'm a cliche?
34:14Well, you're a dick.
34:15Oh, boy.
34:17Hey, guys.
34:18Come on.
34:19Hey, guys.
34:21Rest up.
34:22Seriously.
34:23Oh, God.
34:25One of them's got to be guilty.
34:38Thanks.
34:41So, Gray and Amanda have zero connection to the shooter.
34:45But the shooter had the same watch as Gray.
34:48That can't be a coincidence.
34:49Maybe Delilah gave him one, too.
34:52Like, kind of a go-to gift.
34:54Well, that would imply she was actually sleeping with that maggot.
34:57Really?
34:58Jimmy?
34:59Too vile.
35:00Gray Cooper.
35:01That's three other maggots she's sleeping with.
35:03I don't think there's a lot of discretion going on with her.
35:05Yeah, I suppose you've got a point.
35:09God, what am I doing here?
35:11Wrong deity, but yes, that is the eternal question.
35:14No, I mean here, in a bar, with you.
35:17Well, I don't know.
35:18You tell me, detective.
35:20I mean, despite your proclaimed revulsion,
35:22you can't deny that there's a connection between us.
35:25Tell me, what do you actually want?
35:28You mean, what do I desire more than anything else in this life?
35:31Yes, but no tricks.
35:33Not that they work on you, you freak.
35:37Seriously.
35:38I'm curious.
35:40I don't know, but what I told you is true.
35:43I really do want to help people.
35:47My father was a cop.
35:48He was a great cop.
35:50My mother was an actress.
35:52Really cheesy one.
35:53I tried the acting thing.
35:55I took off my top.
35:56It wasn't really contributing to the betterment of society.
35:59I disagree.
36:00I love that movie.
36:02So I quit.
36:03Decided to become a cop like my dad
36:05and dealt with the whole hot tub high school thing
36:08until I became a detective
36:10and found a whole new way to ostracize myself.
36:13Ah, the reason your ex-maggot was pressuring you to close this?
36:18Yeah.
36:19Yeah.
36:19Exactly.
36:21There was a case.
36:22A shooting on Palmetto Street where a cop was shot.
36:24And I saw it differently than pretty much everyone in my department,
36:28including my ex.
36:29And I stuck my neck out.
36:31And it backfired.
36:33And, uh, now...
36:35No one wants to work with me.
36:38Well, I'm available.
36:41Too bad your little protégé isn't around to collect the check.
36:44The soundtrack album for the movie Time Will Tell
36:46has reached number 15 on the Billboard charts
36:49and is still climbing.
36:50Song and record sales...
36:52Oh, wow.
36:54What?
36:56Delilah didn't give that watch to the drug dealer.
37:07What is it?
37:08You got a gerbil in your throat?
37:09What's going on?
37:12Hello, Jimmy.
37:14Really?
37:15How's the album sales doing?
37:17What album?
37:18Soundtrack to Time Will Tell,
37:19which you produced.
37:21Whitney Houston hit the top ten for album sales after her death.
37:24Michael Jackson hit the stratosphere.
37:26Not sure you'll achieve such heights having Delilah killed,
37:29but that sure is a boatload of royalty checks headed your way.
37:33Guess you really needed the cash, huh?
37:35Which is why you had to pay the shooter with your watch.
37:38The watch Delilah gave you?
37:40Now that's just sick.
37:41But then you are, so...
37:46Hey, Jimmy.
37:47I made her.
37:48She ruined me.
37:49She humiliated me.
37:50She owes me.
37:51You're not gods, Jimmy.
37:53You didn't make her.
37:54But you did destroy her.
37:56So I'm going to punish you.
37:58You back off, you freak.
37:59I mean it.
38:00I am not going to jail for that bitch.
38:02No chance.
38:02Listen to him, Lucifer.
38:03Back off.
38:04Told you it's fine.
38:05I'm immortal.
38:10Why did you do that?
38:11He was going to kill you.
38:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
38:14You just...
38:14You just let him off too easy.
38:16He needs to pay.
38:17He needs to suffer.
38:18He needs to feel the pain,
38:20not escape it.
38:22Don't worry.
38:22I'm sure where he's going,
38:24the pain's coming.
38:25No.
38:25No, it's not, Ashley.
38:26And you know why?
38:27Because I'm here!
38:28And he's...
38:38Chloe.
38:42I don't want to die.
38:44I won't let you.
38:48Your father will just have to wait for you.
38:56Just give me one second.
39:04No, please.
39:06No, please.
39:08No, please.
39:10Please, don't kill me.
39:11Oh, oh, Jimmy.
39:13Oh, you're going to wish that's all I did to you.
39:34Well, look who's back.
39:44How long have I been out?
39:48Three years.
39:51What?
39:55You're such an ass.
39:58Oh, God.
40:02He was firing at you.
40:04Why aren't you...
40:07more dead?
40:08You're having a very hard time
40:10with the immortal thing, aren't you?
40:15What happened with Jimmy?
40:17Jimmy...
40:18Jimmy got what he deserved.
40:21Hmm.
40:23Well,
40:24I'm pretty sure I'd be dead
40:26if you hadn't helped me, so...
40:30Sorry, what was that last bit?
40:31I didn't quite get that.
40:37You're welcome.
40:40And besides, you know,
40:42you were far too interesting to let die.
40:45You saved my life because I'm interesting?
40:47Well, wildly irritating as well, but yes.
40:53So what now?
40:54Well, I mean, I've obviously proven myself
40:55to be an invaluable crime-fighting tool.
40:58You're a pariah in the department.
40:59I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship,
41:01don't you?
41:02Who the hell are you?
41:04I told you.
41:06I mean...
41:09Yes.
41:10Hello, child.
41:11Um, just...
41:12Why don't you save some of this unpleasantness
41:14for your mother, yeah?
41:15Oh, sorry.
41:17Oh.
41:19God.
41:19I...
41:20I'm okay.
41:22Right, well, I'd stay for the family reunion,
41:24but it's given me terrible IBS,
41:26so look forward to seeing you soon, Chloe.
41:28I don't.
41:29Bye now.
41:30Glad you're not dead.
41:42Oh, bloody hell.
41:50What do you want from me?
41:53I've been watching you, Lucifer.
41:55Huh?
41:56And I'm not sure I like what I see.
41:58You're showing restraint, mercy...
42:01You're scared I'm turning my back on the dark side, bro.
42:04Lucifer, there is a balance here that we must maintain.
42:08I strongly suggest you do what I told you to do
42:11and go back to hell.
42:12Don't threaten me, Amenadiel.
42:15I mean, you don't want to start a war.
42:18I would love a war.
42:21Hmm.
42:22Hmm.
42:23Oh, Lucy.
42:26My hatred for you grows stronger with every visit.
42:30Well, I wouldn't have it any other way, pal.
42:33I look forward to eating your heart one day.
42:36Peace.
42:56I sense your disapproval, Maze.
42:58What is it?
43:00I just can't understand why you would save a human life.
43:06Oh, there's something different about her
43:08that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me.
43:11Maybe it's not her that's different.
43:14Is this what I'm supposed to ask?
43:16Whatever do you mean?
43:18I'm worried the humans are rubbing off on you.
43:21Stop caring.
43:24You're the devil.
43:28Yes, I am.
43:44Okay, right.
43:45Here's the deal.
43:46We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire,
43:49but you're going to have to listen to me, too.
43:53There's a few things that I'd like to discuss with you.
43:56You know, just an existential dilemma or two.
43:59You know, still?
44:00Yes.
44:01Lovely.
44:03Oh, no, there ain't no rest for the wicked
44:06Until we close our eyes for good
44:12Until we close our eyes for good
44:13Until we close our eyes for good
44:16Until we close our eyes for good
44:18Until we close our eyes for good
44:19Until we close our eyes for good
44:19Until we close our eyes for good
44:26Until we close our eyes for good
44:26Until we close our eyes for good
44:29Until we close our eyes for good
44:29Until we close our eyes for good
44:29Until we close our eyes for good
44:30Until we close our eyes for good
44:31Until we close our eyes for good
44:36Until we close our eyes for good
44:44Transcription by CastingWords
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