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مسلسل Silicon Valley مترجم - Episode 2
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00:06Oh
00:12Holy shit
00:15What the fuck is that?
00:16Uh, that is Jared Dunn. He works for Gavin Delson.
00:24Hey, sorry if I scared you. I know I have somewhat ghost-like features.
00:29My uncle used to say, you look like someone starved a virgin to death.
00:33Yeah, I can see it.
00:38I heard you were having a launch party?
00:40Yeah.
00:42Am I early?
00:43No.
00:46Oh, well then, a gift of congratulations.
00:50If Gavin's here, you should know that I've turned him down. I'm going with Peter Gregory.
00:53I'm actually picking up my check tomorrow, so I've made my decision.
00:56That's not why I'm here. It's just...
00:59Watching you say no to ten million dollars to build your own thing.
01:03There's just something very exciting about that.
01:05Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is he doing here?
01:08Hey, this is a private party, buddy. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:11Oh, I didn't mean-
01:12You know, in the state of California, you can kill a man for entering your house without permission.
01:16Okay, I understand. Uh, thank you.
01:19Oh.
01:21Richard, I just want to say, I really respect what you're doing here.
01:24And if you could ever use someone with my business development skill set, I would love to be a part
01:28of this.
01:28The fuck you will be. We'll call you when we want pleated khakis.
01:37You know this a fucking domestic?
01:39Why were you so mean to him?
01:41He wasn't spying on us. He just said he likes us. He wants to join the company.
01:44Of course he does, Richard. Let me explain something to you.
01:46Your whole life you've been an ugly chick.
01:48But now suddenly you're a hot chick.
01:51With big tits and small nipples.
01:53So guys like that are gonna keep coming around.
01:55Don't be a slut, Richard.
01:57I don't-
01:58Now, speaking of such things.
02:01Dinesh, uh, change the lighting to something erotic.
02:03Because it's about to get pretty fucking erotic in here.
02:06License to kill nine. IB action dot erotica.
02:11What-what-what's going on? What's happening?
02:13Gentlemen, I present to you-
02:17Mochaccino.
02:18Not this guy.
02:21Mochaccino.
02:23She's my gift to you.
02:28Wanna smoke weed?
02:39Hey!
02:40Can somebody play something with a beat please?
02:42I'll go make a playlist.
02:44Yeah, actually some-oh some water-uh cooking, I think.
02:49Mochaccino.
02:52Yeah, I don't pay for it, so.
02:58Barking up the wrong tree here.
03:01Glad I hate Palo Alto.
03:03They call him Gip, Zaga, it's the mute and Mr. Get Down.
03:06Live wire, words pokey like barbed wire.
03:09Maroon brain, sugar cane, oil stains.
03:12My right leg longer than my left foot.
03:15Hello again.
03:17You know, I don't actually have a ton of dance music, but I turned the bass way up.
03:20Baby, you're getting a private show.
03:23Hey, what the fuck?
03:27Okay, there's the butt time.
03:31Should we have left him in there by himself?
03:33Should we go back in there?
03:34No interest.
03:35I entice the flesh.
03:36I don't pay for it.
03:37Plus Tara's coming into town in a couple weeks.
03:38I'm saving up all my humors for her.
03:40You know what I mean?
03:41Yeah.
03:41What's your excuse?
03:42I didn't even shake a woman's hand until I was 17 years old.
03:46The idea of getting an erection around men I live and work with, it's just not something I can handle.
03:52The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner and he has a boner and we're all
03:55sitting there with boners in our pants.
03:57I wonder if he's okay in there.
04:00So, what do you guys do here?
04:02Oh, um, we're mostly working on a lossless compression algorithm.
04:06A what?
04:07Makes files smaller, doesn't matter.
04:09It's called Pied Piper.
04:10It's gonna be famous.
04:11You'll know it eventually.
04:13Who was this woman that you shook hands with for the first time?
04:16The postman lady.
04:18What?
04:18A woman that was a man?
04:20No, not a postman lady.
04:22A lady who was a postman.
04:23Let me ask you another question.
04:24Who was the second woman you shook hands with?
04:26I didn't even know we were coming.
04:27Stop!
04:28Stop!
04:29Stop!
04:30Someone is paying me.
04:32Okay, I didn't come just to dance on your boner all night for free.
04:35I was not erect.
04:36I was only being polite.
04:38So you were being polite when you said that you loved me?
04:39First off, I said you seemed like someone I could fall in love with and yes, also politeness.
04:44Richie, pay the lady.
04:46What?
04:46Why should I pay her?
04:48I didn't hire her.
04:48I didn't even get a lap dance.
04:50This is a company party and you're the CEO, so pony up.
04:52No.
04:52If anyone should pay her, it should be you.
04:55Doug, help the CEO find his money.
04:57No.
04:57No, no.
04:58We don't need help.
04:59I know where it is.
05:00It's here.
05:01It's over here.
05:02I don't know.
05:02Do you accept annex?
05:03You're damn right I do.
05:05Put a hundred on there for yourself, Moga.
05:06Well, that's an expensive boner.
05:08Not a boner.
05:11Thanks for coming in, guys.
05:13We have a lot to do, so let's get started.
05:17Sounds great.
05:27Me?
05:28Okay.
05:28Uh, well, we're just really excited to get going, Mr. Gregory.
05:36Yes.
05:37Who's we?
05:38Myself.
05:39Him.
05:40The guys back at the house.
05:41Guys?
05:43What guys?
05:45Who is this?
05:47Ehrlich Bachman.
05:49I'm an entrepreneur, much like yourself.
05:51Uh, Richard actually developed Pied Piper while residing in my incubator.
05:56So, as per our agreement, I own 10% of the company.
06:00I'm paying you $200,000 for 5%, yet you're giving this man twice that in exchange for a
06:07futon and some sandwiches?
06:10Actually, sir, my tenants provide their own food.
06:13And what other percentages have you apportioned?
06:15Can I see your cap table, investment deck, business plan, or any other relevant paperwork
06:21you may have prepared?
06:24I, I just was under the impression that, uh, we would just be coming by and saying hi,
06:29you know, uh, to pick up the check.
06:31And, uh, I just didn't know that any of that stuff was due yet.
06:35Due?
06:39This is not college, Richard.
06:40I'm not going to be giving you a course syllabus.
06:43You turned down $10 million to keep Pied Piper.
06:47What did you give up that money for?
06:49What is this company?
06:52What did I buy?
06:53You bought the algorithm, which-
06:54No!
06:57The algorithm is the product of the company.
07:00I know that.
07:01What I'm asking about is the company itself.
07:04Who is it?
07:04What do they do?
07:06What do they do?
07:07Are they essential?
07:08Or do you just throw a percentage at them like you did with this?
07:16This...
07:17This...
07:18All must be worked out.
07:20Now!
07:23When you said you'd guide us through some of the stuff,
07:26I thought that this was the stuff you'd be guiding us through.
07:29I cannot guide you until you give me something to guide.
07:38This is going very poorly.
07:40I know.
07:41He doesn't seem to know what he's doing.
07:48Did you just take a sip from an empty cup?
07:51Yes.
07:52Why did you do that?
07:55Just something to do.
07:56Come back in 48 hours with an airtight business plan, a clear go-to-market strategy, and a three-year
08:03summary P&L, or there will be no check.
08:10That's it.
08:12Thanks for coming in, guys.
08:16Um, are there any water fountains in your offices?
08:20I assume.
08:21I own 10% of an app that locates all nearby water fountains.
08:25I'd be happy to discuss it with you once...
08:26Good day, gentlemen.
08:29You smoke weed?
08:35You really embarrassed me in there.
08:36You didn't say shit about any business plan before today, and neither did he.
08:39You know, he was kind of being an asshole back there.
08:41Yeah, that's why he's a billionaire, because he knows how and when to be an asshole.
08:44That's what you need to be like.
08:45You do, Richard.
08:46Whatever.
08:47If you continue to mismanage his company, giving 10% to whoever, obviously, you know, we can't go back on
08:52my shares, that ship has sailed, but from here on out...
08:55Now you're being an asshole.
08:57You say that like it's a bad thing.
08:59Richard, if you're not an asshole, it creates this kind of asshole vacuum, and that void is filled by other
09:04assholes, like Jared.
09:05I mean, you almost gave him shares.
09:07You need to completely change who you are, Richard.
09:10A complete Teutonic shift has to happen.
09:13Tectonic.
09:14What?
09:15A tectonic shift is the Earth's crust moving around.
09:19Teutonic, which is what you just said is an ancient Germanic tract that fought the Romans.
09:25They're originally from Scandinavia, and...
09:26Stop it!
09:27Stop it.
09:29You're being a complete tool right now.
09:31I need you to be a complete asshole.
09:34Do you understand the difference?
09:35If you're not an asshole, this company dies.
09:37Erlich, I have 48 hours.
09:39Are you going to help me with this business plan or not?
09:42I believe in you, Richard.
09:43That's why I'm not.
09:49Business plans that are created in support of new ventures or to implement profound changes in existing venture?
10:07Hi, this is Richard Hendricks.
10:10Is now a good time?
10:13I need some help.
10:19Who's Chevy Volt is that out front?
10:21Jared Dunn's.
10:22What?
10:23Why?
10:24Why is he here?
10:24Well, because as you know, I need some advice on the business plan.
10:28You're cutting him in?
10:32Um...
10:34Good morning.
10:35Good morning.
10:36That was weird.
10:38I don't know why I did that.
10:40You kind of have a kingish feeling to you.
10:42You're like a Norse hero from Valhalla.
10:45Don't pander to me.
10:46Peter Gregory said specifically to trim the fat.
10:49They actually tried to diagnose me with a wasting disease because of my slender frame.
10:53And so, um, I ironed out our customer acquisition strategy and I wrapped our financials.
11:00I did a DCF valuation.
11:02Most VCs can't even do that math, but something tells me Peter is different.
11:06I think we can jump into the one-on-ones with each team member to see if I can defend
11:09our cap table.
11:10Okay.
11:11Um, but first, if you don't mind, I'd like to use the restroom.
11:14Uh, yeah.
11:15Well, you don't have to ask permission to do that.
11:17Why have you not gone since you've been here?
11:19I have not.
11:22Well, we'll go.
11:23I mean, we'll go.
11:26Danpock, I know you were in Aspen.
11:28Thank you for coming.
11:29Please, have a seat.
11:32I'm not sitting this summer.
11:34Of course.
11:36Incredible.
11:40What's weighing on you, Gavin?
11:43Jared Dunn quit today to join Pied Piper.
11:45I hate Richard Hendricks.
11:47That little Pied Piper prick.
11:50Is... is that wrong?
11:52In the hands of a lesser person, perhaps.
11:56But in the hands of the enlightened, hate can be a tool for great change.
12:03You're right, once again.
12:09Audius, play John Lennon's Imagine.
12:13Queuing John Wayne in a mansion.
12:16Not found.
12:17Fuck!
12:18Invalid command.
12:19Fuck!
12:20Use the anger, Chandler.
12:23Use it.
12:32Thanks for sitting down like this, Guilfoyle.
12:34We know it's kind of a little weird.
12:37So, um, can you kind of catch me up on what you see as your role in the company?
12:41What do you do?
12:43What do I do?
12:46System architecture, networking and security.
12:50No one in this house can touch me on that.
12:53Okay.
12:53That's good to know.
12:54But does anyone appreciate that?
12:56While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a cappella at Sarah Lawrence, I was gaining root access
13:02to NSA servers.
13:03I was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.
13:07I actually went to Vassar.
13:08I prevent cross-site scripting.
13:10I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings.
13:15The internet, heard of it, transfers half a petabyte of data every minute.
13:19Do you have any idea how that happens?
13:22All those youporn ones and zeros streaming directly to your shitty little smartphone day after day.
13:27Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new Dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds.
13:32It's not magic.
13:33It's talent and sweat.
13:34People like me ensuring your packets get delivered unsniffed.
13:38So what do I do?
13:39I make sure that one bad config on one key component doesn't bankrupt the entire fucking company.
13:44That's what the fuck I do.
13:47I mean, that's basically what I told him.
13:49Listen, wherever we end up here, I just want to say that I feel I should get more equity than
13:55Dinesh.
13:56I know Guilfoyle probably came in here and puked out a bunch of tech specs, three-fourths of which are
14:00total horse shit.
14:01Did you bring up the Iranian revolution thing?
14:04Yeah, those words mean nothing.
14:06But here's the fact.
14:08I'm the only one of these clowns that can code in Java.
14:11And I write sleek, performant, low-overhead Scala code with higher-order functions that will run on anything.
14:16Period.
14:17End of sentence.
14:18So basically, I think whatever equity I get, it should reflect that I contribute more than Guilfoyle.
14:26This is weird.
14:28I know, right?
14:29It's what everybody's been doing.
14:31Guilfoyle did this?
14:32It's just a formality to get me caught up.
14:34So what makes you a value to the Pipe Piper team?
14:39Um...
14:40Programming, I guess.
14:41Pretty good at code.
14:43Develop algorithms.
14:45So forth.
14:45Different from the type of algorithm Richard created?
14:48Well, yeah.
14:50Like, not as good.
14:51Yeah?
14:52Richard's a 10Xer.
14:53I'm, like, barely an Xer.
14:55I kind of suck.
14:57Smoked you, and now...
14:59Don't be a dick.
15:00Mushroom stamp!
15:01You're being a dick.
15:02Oh, there you go.
15:03Show that to your mom.
15:05Mushroom stamp.
15:06That's great.
15:09Hey, what do you guys think about this Jared?
15:11He's shit, right?
15:12No, he's pretty sharp.
15:13Yeah, he does shit that no one else in the house can do.
15:16Yeah, but he's a know-it-all.
15:17I mean, I don't think there's room in here for him.
15:18Well, there will be after Richard gets rid of Bighead.
15:21Wait, Richard's getting rid of Bighead?
15:22Why?
15:23Listen, we all love Bighead.
15:24But the truth is, he's not as good of a coder as I am.
15:26Not as good at system architecture as Guilfoyle.
15:29Not as good at being a prick as you.
15:30No offense.
15:31He's a lightweight at everything.
15:33Brings nothing to the table.
15:34Him getting points would be a big fuck you to all of us.
15:37But he's a great guy.
15:39Great guy.
15:40But useless.
15:42Yeah.
15:43He is a great guy.
15:45Not like that Jared.
15:47At least we can all agree on that.
15:50Yeah, I don't know.
15:51Me and Richard have just always kind of, like, been in this together, you know?
15:54Together, right.
15:55But to be clear, Richard created the algorithm on his own, yes?
15:59Oh, yeah.
15:59I had nothing to do with that.
16:02He's my best friend.
16:03That's true.
16:04Yes.
16:05The camaraderie is quite apparent.
16:07But Peter Gregory demanded a lean, ruthless business plan.
16:12And I don't think that the CEO of Microsoft has a paid best friend.
16:17Sergey Brin does.
16:18Larry doesn't do shit.
16:19See?
16:21What if Big Head is sort of like a floating utility player, kind of like a jack of all
16:26trades?
16:27But by his own admission, he's really more like a master of none.
16:32That's true.
16:33That is true.
16:34Which is not something you generally reward with several points in what may someday be
16:38a multi-billion dollar company.
16:40This will never fly with Peter Gregory.
16:44I would not want to be Richard right now.
16:47Haven't you told Big Head that he's out?
16:48If this is going to sound super mean, but the other night he was sleeping, I was just
16:52staring at his face.
16:53All I could think was, he's utterly useless.
16:57Big Head is a man with zero purpose.
17:01Oh, hi.
17:02Hi, Big Head.
17:04Hey.
17:05How's it going?
17:07It's super good right now.
17:09I'm just going to maybe go for a bike ride real fast and clear my head.
17:15I'll see you.
17:18Bike safe.
17:19Enjoy it.
17:20That was nice, guys.
17:21He heard everything.
17:22That doesn't make it not true.
17:24I mean, come on, Richard.
17:25As far as Pied Piper is concerned, he's as pointless as Mass Effect 3's multiple endings.
17:29I mean, he's a completely useless appendage and we all know it.
17:34Oh, hey, man.
17:35Forgot my water bottle.
17:40I'm just going to grab it and then probably walk right back through one more time.
17:46I mean, Mass Effect 3?
17:50Harsh.
17:50I didn't mean for him to hear it, but it was true.
17:52I mean, we all called him a great guy, but he didn't overhear any of that.
17:57Ah, it's been 12 hours.
17:59God damn.
18:00He's still not answering.
18:02You know, I'm actually kind of worried about him.
18:04You know, if he's gone, like really, truly gone, in a way, that kind of solves your problem.
18:10I mean, like, if he's dead.
18:12Are you trying to say that Big Head might be dead?
18:14That doesn't help at all.
18:15How is that helping?
18:16I'm just saying that that's a possible thing that could have happened to him.
18:19It could have happened to anybody.
18:20And in this case, at least something good came out of it.
18:24What's the good part?
18:25You don't have to have an awkward conversation.
18:27That's scary.
18:28Should we go look for him?
18:29I mean, I agree with these guys.
18:31Jared's just not working out.
18:33What?
18:34Um, Richard?
18:36I don't want to be too assertive here, but I could use your input on a few things for the
18:40business plan.
18:41Richie, you tried your best.
18:42Just call him, leave a message, say he's out.
18:44No, that's an asshole move.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Remember, you need to be an asshole.
18:50I feel bad about saying that thing about him being dead.
18:53That's not who I am.
18:57Wait, what is that?
18:59Wait, that's impossible.
19:01Nipple Alert isn't live yet.
19:02Maybe he's demoing it for someone.
19:06Mochaccino.
19:07He rode his bike to San Jose?
19:09Jerry, can I borrow your car?
19:11Sure.
19:11But I have a car.
19:13What's wrong with my car?
19:14I just have, I just, I don't know.
19:16All right, well, remember to be an asshole.
19:21A real asshole.
19:29Hi, I'm Richard Hendricks.
19:31You did a dance, the dancing at my house?
19:33Your ride is here.
19:35Oh, hey, man.
19:36Hey.
19:37Mushroom stamp?
19:38No, come on, dude, not again.
19:42I just wanted to work with computers and get paid for it.
19:45I didn't want to end up fighting with my roommates over percentage points.
20:16So you're just going to give up?
20:18I'm uncomfortable using it.
20:19She said it was sexist.
20:20She's right.
20:21It's actually perverted.
20:22I made a perverted, sexist, useless thing.
20:28You know everybody's right, man.
20:31There's nothing for me to do on Pied Piper.
20:33I think over time, maybe we could, you know, redefine your role.
20:36Come on, dude.
20:38Unless you can tell me right now what I can do for Pied Piper that no one else can, I'm
20:43gone.
20:47Yeah.
20:48I'm going to go get the stuff out of my cube at Hooley and then get the hell out of
20:53this town.
20:57So this is goodbye then?
21:01I mean, I'll see you back at the house, man.
21:03I've got to, like, pack and stuff.
21:05Oh, totally.
21:06I'm going to take the train, I think.
21:08Just do some thinking.
21:09Okay.
21:10All right.
21:10See you.
21:13Train's this way.
21:14Oh.
21:14I just, I was going to say.
21:16Big head.
21:19Whatever shit you're about to dump on my head, you can save it, okay?
21:21Not in the mood.
21:22Dude, I just want to tell you that Gavin Belson wants to talk to you about something.
21:25Oh, okay.
21:26Fuck you.
21:27No, seriously.
21:29Gavin Belson said he wants to speak to Nelson Baggetti.
21:32Yeah, that's what I just said.
21:36Come on.
21:40Okay.
21:46I'm awake.
21:47I'm awake.
21:48What?
21:49No.
21:50No, I wasn't.
21:51I was sleeping.
21:52I'm sorry for sleeping and for lying about it for both.
21:56No good.
21:57What happened?
21:59You fire a big head?
22:01No, not yet.
22:02I don't know.
22:02Sort of.
22:03So, um, do I include him in the cap table or not?
22:06It's basically good to go.
22:08Uh, no, he's out.
22:09Uh, wait.
22:10I don't know.
22:11Actually, I just need to close my eyes for a little bit, okay?
22:14Richard, it's T-minus four hours until presentation time.
22:17Are you going to fire big head or not?
22:19I don't know.
22:20Uh, I'm just very tired, okay?
22:23I'm just going to go get some water.
22:25Richard, stop being a fucking pussy and start being an asshole.
22:35Fine.
22:37You want me to be an asshole?
22:38I'll be an asshole.
22:39I'll be an asshole to you and you and you and you and Peter fucking Gregory.
22:44Okay?
22:45Fuck all of you.
22:46Big head stays.
22:47You know, if I wanted to be a sellout, I'd have done that already.
22:50I'd be on a beach somewhere with ten million dollars in my pocket.
22:53Not in my pocket.
22:54In a bank account.
22:56Okay?
22:57This is my company.
22:58It was my idea and we do what I say.
23:00And what I say is, Jared, put big head in the business plan.
23:02He gets the same amount of shares as everybody else.
23:04Big head, you're not going home, man.
23:07Uh, you're right.
23:08I'm not.
23:09Gavin Belson just offered me a huge promotion for 600 grand a year to steal me away from you guys.
23:15What?
23:16Yeah, for revenge, because you took Jared.
23:19So you're like the VP of spite?
23:21Oh, but you have to do me a favor, Richard.
23:23If you run into Gavin ever, you have to act really upset about it, you know?
23:27Oh.
23:28But I am upset.
23:30Okay?
23:31What the fuck?
23:31I kind of just went out on a limb for you here, man.
23:34Sorry, man, but this is huge for me.
23:37I'm going to move out, get my own place.
23:39In light of this new information, who gets big head's equity?
23:43Should I get half of his shares?
23:45I do.
23:46I get it.
23:47Okay?
23:48I get all of it.
23:50Big head, man.
23:52Congratulations on the job, really.
23:54But if you'll excuse me, I have to go lock down a motherfucking business plan.
23:58Jared, you're with me.
24:03What an asshole.
24:06Yeah.
24:07What an asshole.
24:14Next.
24:16Hi.
24:17Deposit?
24:19Mm-hmm.
24:24$200,000 from Peter Gregory?
24:27Mm-hmm.
24:28Wow.
24:33Sorry.
24:36Hello?
24:37Dude, they're taking your code apart.
24:40What?
24:41Yeah, did you give those programmer guys access to a player download or something?
24:45Oh, shit.
24:46They probably hacked the prototype and decompiled the compression library.
24:50Well, they've got it now, man.
24:52They're going to reverse engineer a version as close as they can without getting sued.
24:56Wait, wait.
24:57Are you sure about this?
24:58Yeah, dude.
24:58Gavin wants to beat you to market.
25:00He wants to make sure no other investor in the valley offers you a dime.
25:03That is not good.
25:04They're calling it Nucleus, whatever the fuck that means.
25:07Shit.
25:08Sorry, dude.
25:09I can't be talking to you like this.
25:11Later.
25:12Yeah.
25:14Nucleus.
25:15Um, excuse me?
25:17Mm-hmm.
25:17Um, this check is made out to Pipe Piper Incorporated.
25:20Do you have an SS4?
25:21A what?
25:22Is Pipe Piper a corporation registered with the IRS?
25:25I can't deposit that into a personal account.
25:27Uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't know.
25:29Um, is that something maybe you can help me with?
25:32No, sir.
25:35Buddy, come on.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Yeah.
25:40Okay.
25:42Next.
25:45Uh-huh.
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