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مسلسل Suits مترجم - Episode 1
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00:00:01MS.
00:00:04I'm not going to do that.
00:00:20I didn't want to do that.
00:00:22I'm not going to do that.
00:00:26Everybody's got a great car with me.
00:00:27Oh, my God.
00:00:27We're here.
00:00:27All right.
00:00:28It looks like a good one.
00:00:29Take care of yourself.
00:00:29Thank you, everyone.
00:00:29I always wanted to take care of yourselves.
00:00:29We're here.
00:00:29I don't know what's going on.
00:00:35I don't know what's going on.
00:01:10I'm sorry, you say the bets to me?
00:01:14Harvey, when are you going to leave Pierce at work for a man?
00:01:16I'll leave Jessica any time you want.
00:01:18You just have to formally ask.
00:01:20And then after that, why don't you formally ask Santa Claus to bring you a pony,
00:01:24because I'm not leaving Jessica.
00:01:25I check.
00:01:27Ray's 5,000.
00:01:31I'm all in.
00:01:41You can pay me later.
00:01:43I gotta go.
00:01:48I'm paying you millions, and you're telling me I'm going to get screwed?
00:01:53Jessica, have I come at a bad time?
00:01:55Gerald, this is Harvey Specter.
00:01:59He's our best closer.
00:02:01Well, if you're the best closer, where the hell have you been for the last three hours?
00:02:03Well, Gerald, I specialize in troubled situations, and when I left here at 7 p.m., this deal wasn't in
00:02:09jeopardy,
00:02:09so I'm just trying to figure out what happened in the interim.
00:02:11We keep offering more money, they keep rejecting it.
00:02:14It's last-minute bad faith bullshit.
00:02:15It says here that Cooper won't be staying on as honorary vice president.
00:02:20That's right.
00:02:20I don't want him around.
00:02:21He wouldn't be around.
00:02:23It's an honorary position.
00:02:24I don't give a shit.
00:02:26Well, I think you do, because that's what's changed since I left, which means it's you who's been dealing in
00:02:31bad faith.
00:02:31Well, now that you've got a grasp on what's happened in the goddamn interim, what are you going to do
00:02:36about it?
00:02:37Because he's not getting that title.
00:02:39Well, let me make sure I understand this, okay?
00:02:42We negotiated a deal that gave you everything you wanted.
00:02:44Mr. Cooper signed it.
00:02:46And now you won't close until we take away the last shred of his dignity?
00:02:49Bingo.
00:02:50Well, that's not going to happen.
00:02:51And why the hell not?
00:02:52Because I like Mr. Cooper, and my firm doesn't operate in bad faith.
00:02:56Oh, I see how it is.
00:02:59Instead of working Cooper, you're working me.
00:03:03Why don't you take your pansy attitude back in there and make him sign my deal?
00:03:07Or I'll pay someone else your money to do it for me.
00:03:11First of all, Gerald, if you think anyone's going to touch this deal after your bad faith, you're mistaken.
00:03:18Second, the way our agreement works is the minute Cooper signed the deal which gave you everything you wanted, our
00:03:23fee was due and payable, which is why at 7.30 I received confirmation of a wire transfer from escrow
00:03:30indicating payment in full.
00:03:39So I'd say the ball's in your court, but the truth is, your balls are in my fist.
00:03:43Now, I apologize if that image is too pansy for you, but I'm comfortable enough with my manhood to put
00:03:48it out there.
00:03:50Now, get your ass in there and close the goddamn deal.
00:03:54You let him talk to me like this?
00:03:57Harvey speaks for the firm.
00:04:12We got paid before Gerald signed the deal?
00:04:15What are you talking about?
00:04:16This is a memo about some fire drill on Tuesday.
00:04:18Huh.
00:04:19You're the blue team captain.
00:04:20You get to wear a fire hat.
00:04:54Time's up.
00:04:56Pencils down.
00:04:59Excuse me.
00:05:01Do I know you from somewhere?
00:05:02I don't think so.
00:05:04It's a pretty good memory for faces.
00:05:05Uh-huh.
00:05:07So do I.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:12I got it.
00:05:25Hey.
00:05:26Hey.
00:05:27Hey.
00:05:28Stop.
00:05:28You and the cat.
00:05:34Hey.
00:05:36Hey.
00:05:52Get your ass in here.
00:06:01what did you get me i said i was gonna get you a 158 i told you i wanted a
00:06:06175 and i told you
00:06:08only one out of 100 people can score that you're a b- student you got a thousand on your
00:06:12sats if i
00:06:13get you a 175 they'll know you cheated so only a genius loser can get a 175 actually no i
00:06:19would
00:06:20get a 180 i can have my money please
00:06:30whoa this is only half then why don't you go call the police
00:06:57better get my shit together it's the best cheeseburger i've had in my life
00:07:02it's from monday trevor look man i'm serious i almost got caught today i've got to stop getting
00:07:09stoned i've got to get my act together dude look at me you can burn bud and still be a
00:07:14success
00:07:14you sell pot for a living it still saps the motivation all i'm saying is you want in
00:07:22you are in you know that is word for word your offer before i got caught cheating on your math
00:07:28test in the third grade goddamn memory stop look no one's gonna suspect you're a dealer i mean look
00:07:35at me this is a two thousand dollar suit mike got like 12 of them i take on real software
00:07:40projects
00:07:40i have clients who bring me briefcases filled with cash and i hand them identical briefcases
00:07:46with vacuum sealed bud i'm telling you man hide in plain sight okay so what do you need me for
00:07:52well i have a client coming in from out of town and i can't meet him and i need someone
00:07:58i can trust
00:07:59to make the drop it's totally safe come on help her brother out trevor a person is more likely to
00:08:08die while dealing drugs than they would be on death row in texas wait what are you talking about
00:08:13it's from freakonomics do you read anything that i give you it doesn't matter because you have to
00:08:18find somebody else i'm not interested not interested in what what are you doing here you said you're
00:08:24gonna stay at your place tonight hi sweetie what a pleasant surprise i'm so glad you stopped by
00:08:30no we're in the middle of something what are you in the middle of
00:08:35trevor's trying to set me up that's terrific uh who's the the lucky girl i'm trying to get him to
00:08:40work for me that's a great idea we'll take some stress off trevor and you'll pick up writing code
00:08:46like you do everything else all right i gotta go i gotta get up early to see my grandmother and
00:08:51pay
00:08:51them another month oh bye bye how did you know gerald wouldn't look at that memo because a charging
00:09:03bull always looks at the red cape not at the man with the sword by the way i've set up
00:09:08a meeting for
00:09:09you and john dockery next week dockery he's scatton's biggest clan not anymore he's looking
00:09:14around he wants us to assess where he's vulnerable to a takeover plays tennis i want you to close him
00:09:20consider it done then you are officially dismissed for the evening good well you two seem to be
00:09:28celebrating something uh-huh we are in fact you are looking at the best closer this city has ever
00:09:33seen closer huh baseball attorney i close situations so you only care about money truth is i do it for
00:09:41the children i'm lisa harvey lisa i don't normally do this but since we are celebrating what time do you
00:09:52get
00:09:52off tonight glad you asked i get off at 10 past i'm never going out with you
00:10:02i guess uh you're not the best closer this city's ever seen
00:10:06i guess i'm going out with you um i guess i'm gonna get off tonight so i'm going out with
00:10:36you and if you
00:10:47Good morning.
00:10:50Lisa, this was lovely, but I'm afraid it's time to go.
00:10:54Aw, can't we hang out? I can make you breakfast.
00:10:57I hate to miss a workout, and I really need to be in the office by 7.30.
00:11:02Hmm, that's too bad, because I was kind of thinking maybe you could eat it off my stomach.
00:11:11I guess if I skip the gym, I can still get in by 9.
00:11:27I hear someone's not taking their pills.
00:11:31Because they're trying to poison me.
00:11:33Grammy, that's crazy.
00:11:35Dr. Schrager gave me her word she wouldn't poison you until January.
00:11:39If she does it before then, she can't count it towards next year's quota.
00:11:45Oh, what did I teach you?
00:11:52Michael, I'm not going to be around forever, and I want you to stop with that stuff.
00:12:01What stuff?
00:12:02I may be old, but I'm not an idiot.
00:12:06I know life has been hard for you, but you're not a kid anymore.
00:12:10And I want you to promise you're going to start living up to your potential.
00:12:20I promise.
00:12:24I'm not saying that I haven't been charmed by Harvey, but it's just so patronizing when you say that he
00:12:29can handle those things, and Louis, you can only handle this.
00:12:32Jessica, I could have handled Gerald Tate.
00:12:34And I told you I disagree.
00:12:35Why?
00:12:35Because when you put two bullies in the same room together, things generally don't go so well.
00:12:40It's 9.30.
00:12:41Nice of you to show up two hours after we open for business.
00:12:43And I see that you're also trying to look like a pimp.
00:12:46My bad, Louis.
00:12:47I was out late last night.
00:12:48And when I woke up, this is the suit your wife picked out for me.
00:12:50And that would be funny if I'd actually been married.
00:12:53Moving along.
00:12:54You're not married?
00:12:55Recruiting.
00:12:56Harvey, your interviews are set up for tomorrow.
00:12:58What?
00:12:59Why don't we just hire the Harvard Summer Associate douche?
00:13:01I think if you listen to the phrasing of that question, you'll come up with an answer.
00:13:06We need people who think on their feet, not another clone with a rod of pizzazz.
00:13:09Harvey, the fact that we only hire from Harvard gives us a cachet that's a little more valuable than hiring
00:13:14a kid from Rutgers.
00:13:17You went to Harvard Law.
00:13:19I'm an exception.
00:13:20Find me another one.
00:13:22Can we please skip the recruiting?
00:13:24I work better alone anyway.
00:13:26Well, I would, Harvey, except all senior partners get an associate.
00:13:29It's just a rule.
00:13:32I'm sorry, what?
00:13:34Jessica, I deserve that promotion.
00:13:36My billables destroy his.
00:13:38And I'm here night and day doing whatever's needed instead of swanning in and out of here whenever I please.
00:13:43I must admit, he does make me sound very swan-like.
00:13:46Harvey, shut up.
00:13:49Lewis, this is how it is.
00:13:52Right now, you two make nice.
00:13:55Lewis, I apologize.
00:13:57I was out of line.
00:13:57Now, if you'll just let me text your pretend wife that I just made senior partner, I...
00:14:04What?
00:14:05Too far?
00:14:06Come on, she doesn't even exist.
00:14:08How is that nice?
00:14:09It's not mean.
00:14:10Lewis, come on.
00:14:11Lewis, just messing around with you.
00:14:14Your grandmother's getting worse.
00:14:16I need to move her to full care or I'll have to transfer her into the state facility.
00:14:20I won't put her in the state facility.
00:14:21Then I'm afraid you'll have to come up with $25,000.
00:14:27Then I will.
00:14:41Trevor, I'm in.
00:14:43One-time deal.
00:14:44I want $25,000.
00:14:45Take it or leave it.
00:14:46I'll take it.
00:14:47There's a briefcase in my room.
00:14:48Pick it up tomorrow.
00:14:49Take it to room 2412.
00:14:51The Children Hotel on Park Avenue.
00:14:53Now, you can't go to a luxury hotel looking like a delivery guy.
00:14:56So, shave, comb your hair.
00:14:57Buy a suit.
00:14:58That's a hell of a lot to ask, man.
00:15:00Well, I'm not asking you.
00:15:01I'm paying you $25,000.
00:15:03Okay.
00:15:06Donna, clear my schedule tomorrow.
00:15:08You and I are hiring a new associate.
00:15:10Done.
00:15:11Tell me, does this suit make me look like a pep?
00:15:16Yeah, a little bit.
00:15:21Yeah, he's in.
00:15:22I'll take it.
00:15:23Good.
00:15:25You can go take a piss.
00:15:33Key.
00:15:3424 hours, we'll know if this new buyer is a cop.
00:15:37Why didn't you tell Trevor you might be sending this guy into a setup?
00:15:40Same reason why I don't tell Gina I'm banging her sister.
00:15:42It only caused trouble.
00:15:45What's up?
00:15:47I'm just going to take off.
00:15:49I don't think you should.
00:15:51Why don't you stay with us until tomorrow?
00:15:53Now, give me your cell phone.
00:15:55Give me your phone.
00:15:56Yeah, all right.
00:15:57And don't even think about warning your boy.
00:16:00Because if these guys are cops,
00:16:02whoever's holding that weed is going to jail for a long time.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:17Hey.
00:16:18You scared the hell out of me.
00:16:19Sorry.
00:16:21Look at you.
00:16:24You look great.
00:16:25Thanks.
00:16:26Tell me you decided to work with Trevor.
00:16:29Trial basis, yeah.
00:16:31Good.
00:16:32What are you doing here?
00:16:34My mom's coming by my place later.
00:16:37I don't want to mess it up, so hang in here.
00:16:40That's not so bad?
00:16:41That's not the ridiculous part.
00:16:43After I finish scouring the place for her visit,
00:16:45I sprinkle a teeny bit of crumbs around.
00:16:51I gotta go.
00:16:52Hey.
00:16:53Come here.
00:16:57Mm-hmm.
00:17:00You want to look perfect on your first day.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:09I've gotta go.
00:17:12Mm-hmm.
00:17:29Great, thanks.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:32Don, we're gonna need to streamline this.
00:17:34Give each guy a hard time.
00:17:36Before you send them back,
00:17:37give me a wink if they say something clever.
00:17:39Cool.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:40What are you looking for?
00:17:43Another me.
00:17:44Got it.
00:17:45Arrogant, self-absorbed, blowhard.
00:17:48Thinks he's the smartest one in the room.
00:17:50That's why I love you.
00:17:51You get me.
00:17:53The point is,
00:17:55I can see myself stepping down
00:17:56as managing partner in ten years.
00:17:59I will have accomplished everything that I wanted
00:18:01and still be young enough
00:18:03to start an entirely new chapter.
00:18:05Seems like it's only been ten minutes
00:18:07since I handed the reins to you.
00:18:08Well, it hasn't.
00:18:10And time just moves a lot faster
00:18:12when you're 160.
00:18:13Yeah, but how good do I look?
00:18:18What's going on with you?
00:18:20Oh.
00:18:23Philip, how did you know I was your successor?
00:18:26My gut.
00:18:27See, I was afraid you were gonna say that.
00:18:30My gut tells me it's Harvey.
00:18:32My heart says he's not ready.
00:18:33What's the problem?
00:18:34He's the problem.
00:18:36If the leader of a firm
00:18:37doesn't care about the people who work for him,
00:18:39there's not gonna be much of a firm left to lead.
00:18:42So what are you gonna do about it?
00:18:44What would you do about it?
00:18:48The man's missing compassion?
00:18:50Mm-hmm.
00:18:50I'd shove it down his throat.
00:18:53Smoke salmon.
00:18:54I'd do aFT'S house.
00:19:03Listen, all right,이� ó.
00:19:19Bye.
00:19:21Bye.
00:19:22Bye.
00:19:22Bye.
00:19:23Bye.
00:19:23Bye.
00:19:25So, Chip, what makes you think that I'm going to let the whitest man that I have ever seen interview
00:19:31for our firm?
00:19:33Because I have an appointment.
00:19:38Thanks.
00:20:03You can do this.
00:20:23Kid, what is wrong with you? You look like you're 11 years old.
00:20:27I was late to puberty.
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:34I respect you.
00:20:58Hurry it up. Come on.
00:21:01Uh, excuse me. I was thinking about going for a swim. Are the pool facilities here nice?
00:21:06Of course, sir. It's the Chilton Hotel. Best in the city.
00:21:11Why is the pool closed?
00:21:13And, uh, do you have the time?
00:21:14Oh, shit.
00:21:17Ten o'clock.
00:21:19Thanks.
00:21:24I saw your gun.
00:21:25Oh, you think that's him?
00:21:32Matches the description, but he didn't go in the room.
00:21:35It's ten exactly. He's just walking by.
00:21:40Go after him. Stay on the radio.
00:22:05Rick Sorkin.
00:22:07Rick Sorkin.
00:22:12Rick Sorkin?
00:22:14Excuse me, Mr. Sorkin.
00:22:16You are five minutes late.
00:22:17Is there a reason why I should let you in?
00:22:21Look, look, I'm just trying to ditch the cops, okay?
00:22:23I don't really care if you let me in or not.
00:22:34Mr. Spector will be right with you.
00:22:37What?
00:22:38Can I get you anything? A coffee or a bottle of water?
00:22:41I don't know.
00:22:45Hi, uh, Rick Sorkin.
00:22:47Hi, respecter. Nice to meet you.
00:22:48Would you have a seat here?
00:22:50Whoa.
00:22:52What's this?
00:23:00Can I help you?
00:23:02No.
00:23:10Excuse me, Mr. Tate.
00:23:12Who are you?
00:23:13My name is Louis Slitt.
00:23:14I work for Pearson Hartman.
00:23:15I have some information that I think will lead you to the conclusion
00:23:18that you're better served in Pearson with me as your lead counsel.
00:23:23I'm listening.
00:23:27How the hell did you know they were the police?
00:23:30I read this novel in elementary school.
00:23:33Cops are staking out a hotel.
00:23:35One of them dresses as a bellhop.
00:23:36The other is a man in a suit.
00:23:38And it was the exact same thing.
00:23:39You read a novel in elementary school?
00:23:42What?
00:23:43I like to read.
00:23:45And why'd you ask them what time it was?
00:23:47Throw them off.
00:23:48I mean, what kind of drug dealer asks a cop what time it is
00:23:51when he's got a briefcase full of pot, right?
00:23:53We should hire you.
00:23:55Jesus, I'd give you the 25 grand as a signing bonus.
00:23:58I'll take it.
00:24:01Unfortunately, we only hire from Harvard.
00:24:03And you not only did not go to Harvard Law School,
00:24:07you haven't even gone to any law school.
00:24:09What if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met
00:24:12and I've actually passed the bar?
00:24:14I'd say you're full of crap.
00:24:17That's a Barbary legal handbook right there, right?
00:24:20Open it up.
00:24:21Read me something.
00:24:22Anything.
00:24:23Anything.
00:24:28Civil liability associated with agency is based on several factors,
00:24:32including the deviation of the agent from his path,
00:24:35the reasonable inference of agency on behalf of the plaintiff,
00:24:38and the nature of the damages themselves.
00:24:41How did you know that?
00:24:43I learned it when I studied for the bar.
00:24:48Okay, hot shot.
00:24:51Fire up this laptop.
00:24:54I'm going to show you what a Harvard attorney can do.
00:24:58Pick a topic.
00:25:01Stock option backdating.
00:25:03Although backdating options is legal,
00:25:05violations arise related to disclosures under IRC section 409A.
00:25:11You forgot about Sarbanes-Oxley.
00:25:13The statute of limitations renders Sarbanes-Oxley moot post-2007.
00:25:17Well, not if you can find actions to cover up the violation
00:25:20as established in the Sixth Circuit May 2008.
00:25:24That's impressive, but you're sitting at a computer.
00:25:29Playing hearts.
00:25:32Sorry, if you want to beat me,
00:25:33you're going to have to do it as something else.
00:25:35How can you know all that?
00:25:37I told you, I like to read.
00:25:38And once I read something, I understand it.
00:25:41And once I understand it,
00:25:43I never forget it.
00:25:45Why take the bar?
00:25:48This dickhead bet me I couldn't pass it without going to lawsuit.
00:25:55Okay, look.
00:25:56This is all pretty fascinating stuff,
00:25:58but I'm afraid I've got to get back to work.
00:26:01I'll make sure that Serpico isn't around waiting for you.
00:26:19You want this job so much.
00:26:21Why don't you just go to law school?
00:26:24When I was in college, it was my dream to be a lawyer.
00:26:26I needed some money.
00:26:29And Trevor convinced me to memorize this math test and sell it.
00:26:36Turns out we sold it to the dean's daughter.
00:26:39I lost my scholarship.
00:26:40I got kicked out of school.
00:26:42I...
00:26:46I got knocked into a different life.
00:26:49And I have been wishing for a way back ever since.
00:26:56Let me tell you something.
00:26:58This isn't elementary school.
00:27:00This is hard work.
00:27:01Long hours.
00:27:02High pressure.
00:27:03I need a grown goddamn man.
00:27:06You give me this,
00:27:07and I will work as hard as it takes
00:27:09to school those Harvard douches
00:27:11and become the best lawyer you have ever seen.
00:27:14I'm inclined to give you a shot,
00:27:15but what if I decide to go another way?
00:27:17I say that's fair.
00:27:19And sometimes I like to hang out
00:27:20with people who aren't that bright.
00:27:22You know, just to see how the other half lives.
00:27:25Move over.
00:27:26I'm emailing the firm I just found,
00:27:28our next associate.
00:27:34All right.
00:27:35You're gonna start a week from Monday.
00:27:37Here's what you're gonna do.
00:27:38First, no more pot.
00:27:39We drug test.
00:27:40Stop smoking now, you'll be fine.
00:27:42I assume that's all the drugs you do.
00:27:43How do you know that?
00:27:44You read books, I read people.
00:27:46Hotheads smoke pot.
00:27:47That's what they do.
00:27:48That's not all I do.
00:27:49I have interest.
00:27:50You're Albert friggin' Einstein,
00:27:51and you couldn't manage to get into law school.
00:27:52You think that's not from smoking weed?
00:27:54Trevor got...
00:27:54That's another thing.
00:27:55You're never gonna talk to Trevor again.
00:27:57You're gonna ditch that briefcase,
00:27:58and you're gonna get on a plane to Harvard,
00:28:00and you're gonna learn everything there is
00:28:01about going to law school there.
00:28:02Did you buy that soon?
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:04Let's buy some new ones.
00:28:20Hi.
00:28:21Uh, how do I sign up for today's law school tour?
00:28:24You go back in time six weeks,
00:28:26because that's when it booked up.
00:28:29Um...
00:28:29This is Harvard law.
00:28:31We get over 7,000 applications a year.
00:28:34You think you can just walk in and take a tour?
00:28:41Uh, Eduardo Fernandez,
00:28:43who first of all looks like works at the public pool or something,
00:28:46and he comes up to me the other day,
00:28:48and I completely know he's a freshman.
00:28:50He looks at me, he goes,
00:28:51where's the public health school?
00:28:52Which is right around the corner,
00:28:53you know what I tell him?
00:28:54Clifford Watkins?
00:28:55Excuse me.
00:28:57Can I help you?
00:28:58Jonathan Atwater.
00:28:59I work for Dean Wormer in the admissions office.
00:29:01Yes, of course.
00:29:02So what can I do for you?
00:29:03Well, the dean personally sent me down here
00:29:05to invite you to a small cocktail hour
00:29:07for some of our, uh, more realistic candidates.
00:29:11And we'd like to keep this sort of thing discreet,
00:29:14so if you'd subtly hand me your name tag,
00:29:16you can proceed directly to the dean's office.
00:29:20Congratulations.
00:29:25Harvard Law is the oldest law school in the country
00:29:28and boasts the most successful graduates in the world.
00:29:32Currently, we are six of nine Supreme Court justices
00:29:35and, of course, the president of the United States.
00:29:46All these things that you say
00:29:49Like I forget about the mind-loving games that you played
00:29:54I am urging, I'll pay for every life, every time
00:29:58Every bit, every time
00:30:00And then you feed me some line
00:30:03I won't hear one more word about changing, changing
00:30:07Guess what I am
00:30:09The same man, same man
00:30:12Same man I've always been
00:30:15And days past turn into weeks
00:30:19When we don't even speak
00:30:21Like I'm something new
00:30:23Like I'm something new
00:30:24Like I'm something new
00:30:43Uh, hi. Good morning. I'm goody.
00:31:12Mike Ross?
00:31:14Hi.
00:31:16I'm Rachel Zane. I'll be giving you your orientation.
00:31:18Wow. You're pretty.
00:31:20Good. You hit on me. We can get it out of the way that I'm not interested.
00:31:23No, I'm sorry. I wasn't hitting on you.
00:31:25Trust me. I've given dozens of these, and without fail, whatever new hot shot it is thinks that because I'm
00:31:29just a paralegal,
00:31:30that I will somehow be blown away by his dazzling degree.
00:31:34Let me assure you, I won't.
00:31:37I was.
00:31:38Mm-hmm.
00:31:38I was hitting on you.
00:31:39You were.
00:31:41Take notes. I'm not going to repeat myself.
00:31:42I love you.
00:31:46Each bank of offices specializes in its own arena of the law and is anchored by a department head on
00:31:51either end.
00:31:52So on our left, mergers and acquisitions. On the opposite side, high net worth divorce.
00:31:56Nice. Mergers across from divorce. Symmetry.
00:32:02Ah, yeah, I should just listen.
00:32:04The firm operates on a chain of command model. Harvey's your commanding officer.
00:32:08However, Louis Slit, he oversees all associates, so you'll also answer to him.
00:32:11What do you think about Harvey?
00:32:14People are in awe of him. They say he's the best closer there is, but I have very little contact
00:32:18with him, so I don't know.
00:32:20What about Louis Slit?
00:32:22Let's continue with your tour.
00:32:27Hey, Becky. You are glowing. I wonder why that is. Oh, yeah. It's the day they announce my promotion.
00:32:34Jimmy, have you lost weight?
00:32:36Steve-o.
00:32:37Looking like a guy who came to work.
00:32:40Excuse me, why are you scratching off the senior off my door?
00:32:43I got a work order to take it off.
00:32:45Who issued the work order?
00:32:46My supervisor.
00:32:48Why did he issue the work order?
00:32:49I knew then I'd be his supervisor.
00:32:52You seem to be enjoying yourself.
00:32:53I have enjoyed myself since 2004.
00:32:57Donna?
00:32:58Someone's trying to have a little fun with me here.
00:33:01Jessica wants to see you in her office.
00:33:03Now.
00:33:05And finally, this is where you'll live.
00:33:11Wow.
00:33:12I gave you that for a reason you haven't taken one note.
00:33:15It's because...
00:33:15Because you were too busy ogling me to listen to a word I've said.
00:33:21Partners' offices anchor the wings.
00:33:23Fifth floor is research.
00:33:25Six is security.
00:33:26All work gets built, even if it's finding an address.
00:33:29I answer to Harvey and Louis Litt, and judging by the way you responded to my questions, I should admire
00:33:34Harvey and I should fear Louis.
00:33:36You have been here for five years, and just because I outrank you does not mean I have the authority
00:33:41to command your services.
00:33:42Oh, it's also pretty clear that you think you're too smart to be a paralegal.
00:33:46You know what nobody likes?
00:33:48Nobody likes a show-off.
00:33:50You use the word ogling.
00:33:54When do I get to see Harvey?
00:33:56All right, hold on.
00:33:57Bye.
00:33:58Thanks for calling.
00:34:00Gerald Tate fired the firm.
00:34:02So you're taking my promotion away?
00:34:04You know, most firms would put you in front of the bar and have your license stripped.
00:34:08You lied to a client, and he figured it out.
00:34:10I lied to him to get him to do the right thing and honor his goddamn contract, and you didn't
00:34:14seem to mind so much when you thought I got away with it.
00:34:17But you didn't get away with it.
00:34:18And I can't justify handing you a promotion on the same day that you lose a huge client.
00:34:23One client doesn't make a firm.
00:34:25I don't know if you've noticed, but we're in the middle of an economic meltdown.
00:34:29Companies aren't exactly lining up to spend money on attorneys right now.
00:34:33And, you know, Gerald might have forgiven the lying had you not humiliated him.
00:34:38But you did, and you need to accept that.
00:34:43Jessica, if you hadn't done as much for me as you have, I'd be heading for the door.
00:34:48If I hadn't done as much for you as I have, I'd be throwing you out the window.
00:34:54But, Harvey, no more shenanigans.
00:34:57Friends, you do one more thing that isn't straight as an arrow, and instead of covering your ass, I will
00:35:02put you in front of the bar myself.
00:35:11Mike.
00:35:12Hey!
00:35:13Who's ready for a great first day?
00:35:14I'm gonna have to let you go.
00:35:16What?
00:35:17I just got reamed for lying to a client, and if they find out that I lied about you going
00:35:21to Harvard, they'll take away my license.
00:35:23You what?
00:35:24Not now, Donna.
00:35:26Look, I have to put my own interests above yours.
00:35:28It's nothing personal.
00:35:30You're fired.
00:35:32Wait, so you're worried that if I stay, then they might find out that you lied about me, and you'll
00:35:39lose your license?
00:35:40But if you fire me, then I could tell them that you lied about me, and you'd definitely lose your
00:35:45license.
00:35:47Are you telling me that if I throw you under the bus, you're gonna drag me with you?
00:35:51You put your interests above mine, and I'm just putting mine back up next to yours.
00:35:59You're rehired.
00:36:02Okay, so should I...
00:36:04All right.
00:36:05Here's what's gonna happen.
00:36:06Listen, you're gonna give me back my promotion, and that's the last we're gonna talk about this.
00:36:10And why is that?
00:36:11Because if you don't, I'm gonna go across town and join Rick Peterson.
00:36:15I'm gonna approach every client I've ever closed, and I'm gonna take them with me.
00:36:19You do that, and you'll force me to put you in front of the ethics board.
00:36:23I don't think you will.
00:36:23And why not?
00:36:24Because you were obligated to notify them the second I lied to Gerald, but you didn't.
00:36:28You put me in front of the board right now, I'll put you right up there with me.
00:36:32Hmm.
00:36:39I'll, um, I'll give you your promotion.
00:36:42But you have to do something for me.
00:36:44Anything.
00:36:45Uh, pro bono.
00:36:48Anything but that.
00:36:49Harvey, pro bono cases are how we as a firm show that we care about more than just ourselves.
00:36:54I'm not saying we shouldn't do them.
00:36:56I'm saying I shouldn't do them.
00:36:57And it's how you can show me that you care about more than just yourself.
00:37:03You'll handle this yourself.
00:37:04You will not pass it off.
00:37:06Absolutely.
00:37:11Your first case.
00:37:12Awesome.
00:37:13What is it?
00:37:14Pro bono.
00:37:15Sexual harassment.
00:37:16Don't tell anyone I laid it off on you and don't screw it up.
00:37:19Got it.
00:37:20You can't handle it?
00:37:22I'll knock it out of the park.
00:37:23Easy, Clarence Thomas.
00:37:24Just go meet the client.
00:37:25Hey, didn't I tell you to get some better suits?
00:37:29I spent $500.
00:37:31For how many suits?
00:37:33Five.
00:37:35What?
00:37:43Nancy?
00:37:46Mike?
00:37:47Yeah, hi.
00:37:50You're a kid.
00:37:51No, I'm a, I'm a grown man.
00:37:54You're so skinny.
00:37:55Do they feed you?
00:37:58Here, have a great.
00:38:01Why don't you tell me your story?
00:38:04It started, uh, two years ago.
00:38:06I was a stay-at-home mom to my son, Freddy.
00:38:09And one day we were at Little League.
00:38:11Freddy was five.
00:38:12He really hated that he couldn't play with the older kids.
00:38:15It was the third inning, and I got a phone call.
00:38:17My husband had been in a car accident, and he was gone.
00:38:21Just like that.
00:38:24I'm so sorry.
00:38:25I did the best I could.
00:38:27I got myself a job as a secretary at Devlin McGregor, and I even got promoted to secretary of the
00:38:33president, Charles Hunt.
00:38:36And that's when it all changed.
00:38:39It's okay.
00:38:40Tell me what happened.
00:38:41He started asking me to stay late, ordering dinners together, stuff like that.
00:38:47One night, he says that if I sleep with him, he's going to take care of me in the firm.
00:38:51And if I don't, he's going to fire me.
00:38:54So what did you do?
00:38:55I went to Human Resources.
00:38:57They said they investigated, couldn't find anything to support my claim.
00:39:01Two months later, I was fired for poor job performance.
00:39:04They wouldn't let me say goodbye to anybody.
00:39:06They wouldn't write me a letter of recommendation.
00:39:08I wasn't looking for a payoff.
00:39:10All I wanted was for it to stop.
00:39:14Can you help me?
00:39:17Uh, yes.
00:39:19Yes, I can.
00:39:26What do you need my help for?
00:39:27Wait, can I just, no, give me an update.
00:39:30Uh, you know, she's a nice woman.
00:39:32She, uh...
00:39:33I'm the case.
00:39:33I don't get emotionally attached to the client.
00:39:36This woman had her life ripped apart.
00:39:38You don't even care?
00:39:39I'm not about caring.
00:39:40I'm about winning.
00:39:41Why can't you be about both?
00:39:43I'd explain it to you, but then I'd have to care about you.
00:39:47Right.
00:39:49What are you doing?
00:39:50Don't touch that.
00:39:51I was checking my lock.
00:39:53You ride your bike?
00:39:56It's locked, okay?
00:39:57Come on.
00:40:00Taxi!
00:40:03Defense sent over the investigation files as a courtesy.
00:40:06No, they didn't.
00:40:07Nobody does anything as a courtesy.
00:40:09They sent those files because that's where they want you to look.
00:40:11Listen, being a lawyer is like being a doctor.
00:40:14You mean how you don't get emotional about the client?
00:40:16No, I mean you keep pressing until it hurts.
00:40:18Then you know where to look.
00:40:19Forget about impeaching the investigation.
00:40:21It won't lead anywhere.
00:40:22No employee is going to testify against their own CEO.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:25So what do you suggest I do?
00:40:27Think.
00:40:27This guy's done this once.
00:40:29He's done it before.
00:40:30And if the people who work for him now won't testify against him,
00:40:33someone who used to work for him might.
00:40:36You know what?
00:40:38I'd subpoena the personnel records of every woman who's left the firm during this guy's tenure.
00:40:42That's funny.
00:40:42That's exactly what I thought.
00:40:44Then what do you need my help for?
00:40:46I don't know how to fill out a subpoena.
00:40:52By the way, did you get her to sign the engagement letter?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57What's an engagement letter?
00:40:58It's a piece of paper that keeps her from being able to sue us.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:03Oh, hey, Donna.
00:41:04Can you show me how to fill out a subpoena?
00:41:06Absolutely.
00:41:07And after that, do you want me to show you how to wipe your ass?
00:41:08It's funny because you should already know how to do both those things.
00:41:11Oh, yeah.
00:41:11That's hilarious.
00:41:13What's that?
00:41:14That's my suit guy.
00:41:15Go in, tell him I sent you, and spend some money.
00:41:18What does it matter how much money I've spent on suits?
00:41:20These people respond to how we're dressed, so like it or not, this is what you have to do.
00:41:23That's weird.
00:41:24You giving me advice?
00:41:25Sounds like you actually care about me.
00:41:27I don't.
00:41:28You're a reflection of me, and I absolutely care about me.
00:41:31So get your skinny tie out of my face and get to work.
00:41:36That was a little harsh.
00:41:39Really?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:49Mike.
00:41:51Where are you going?
00:41:53It's 6.30.
00:41:54I'm going home.
00:41:57Okay, what's so funny?
00:41:58You're a rookie associate.
00:42:00If you go home before 9 on your first week, you're not going to make it through your first month.
00:42:04And Louis Lee wants to see you.
00:42:06Hey, can I ask you something?
00:42:07Mm-hmm.
00:42:08This tie, is it too skinny?
00:42:11Yeah.
00:42:24I know you had orientation from Rachel, but I wanted to give you a special welcome from me.
00:42:30Um, amongst other things, I'm sort of the disciplinarian of the associates.
00:42:39You wanted to see me?
00:42:40Yes.
00:42:41Gary, please come in.
00:42:42Mike, this is Gary Lipsky.
00:42:43Gary's one of our most promising associates from last year.
00:42:45Hi.
00:42:48Gary, Ms. Pearson wanted me to ask, have you completed the Petrenko filing?
00:42:52Oh, well, my brother was in over the weekend, so I didn't really get to it.
00:42:55Gary, come on.
00:42:56This is like the third time I've had to ask.
00:42:58I'll get right on it.
00:42:59Don't bother.
00:43:00You're fired.
00:43:00What?
00:43:01You can't fire me.
00:43:02Oh, yes, again.
00:43:03And I just did.
00:43:04Go pack up your things.
00:43:06Don't you ever show your face in this place again?
00:43:16See, I arranged for you to see that, because we pay our associates very well, and we provide
00:43:22the opportunity for a limited advancement, but in return, we expect results.
00:43:30Have I made myself clear?
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:36Great.
00:43:38Welcome to Pearson Hortman.
00:43:45Feel free to go back to work.
00:43:51Harvey?
00:43:54Okay, I have two words for you.
00:43:57Absolutely beautiful.
00:43:59You think you're the only one who can charm a client?
00:44:03Categorically stunning.
00:44:05How's the new kid working out?
00:44:07Regally hot.
00:44:08You're an idiot.
00:44:09Jessica Pearson?
00:44:11Good night, Harvey.
00:44:14Good night.
00:44:25Good night.
00:44:29You won't return my phone calls.
00:44:30Uh, yeah, because you set me up.
00:44:33Do you remember that?
00:44:33You think I knew about that?
00:44:35Here we go.
00:44:36Round 50 of I get the shaft, because you didn't know the whole story.
00:44:40You knew there were risks when you quoted that crap from that book.
00:44:43Okay?
00:44:43You needed money, and I came through with an opportunity like always.
00:44:47Besides, you weren't the only one who got screwed.
00:44:49They pulled a gun on me.
00:44:50Oh, really?
00:44:51And why did they do that?
00:44:52To keep me from warning you.
00:44:54So you did know?
00:44:55Well, not until after it was too late.
00:44:57Well, it's too late now.
00:44:59Look, let me make it up to you.
00:45:00Oh, you want to make it up to me?
00:45:03Give me my key back.
00:45:13Michael.
00:45:15Come on.
00:45:16You know I don't want to live in a world where we're not tight?
00:45:21Then kill yourself.
00:45:24Get out.
00:45:27Get the hell out.
00:45:32Get out.
00:45:54Donna, I need the...
00:45:56Oh, also, I didn't have a chance to marry me.
00:45:59I took care of that, too.
00:46:00We've been married for the last seven years.
00:46:01Excellent.
00:46:03Um, Devlin McGregor is fighting the subpoena.
00:46:06They filed a motion to dismiss the case based on our lack of evidence.
00:46:09Good.
00:46:10Good.
00:46:11What do you mean, good?
00:46:12They don't want to hand over the files.
00:46:14You press word hurt.
00:46:15You're looking in the right place.
00:46:16Did you think they wouldn't fight back?
00:46:17Well, I...
00:46:19Now that you mention it.
00:46:20Oh, my bad.
00:46:21I keep forgetting you don't actually know anything.
00:46:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:46:25The idea is you make a move, they make a move.
00:46:27You go back and forth until one of you wins.
00:46:29Okay, what if they win the motion and the case gets dismissed?
00:46:33You're not as good as you think you are.
00:46:37Harvey, what a coincidence.
00:46:39I was wondering how the pro bono was coming.
00:46:40I'm all over it.
00:46:41That makes me very happy, because if I were to find out that you weren't putting in your
00:46:44full effort, I'd be very upset.
00:46:47No worries.
00:46:47We're all good.
00:46:58Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, I need your help.
00:47:00There's a hearing on my subpoena.
00:47:01I've got three cases in front of yours.
00:47:02You're going to have to wait in line.
00:47:04No, no, no, no.
00:47:04My hearing is tomorrow.
00:47:06So why are you coming to me?
00:47:09Because Donna says you're the best researcher in the firm.
00:47:13Let me see the motion.
00:47:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:47:17You have an office?
00:47:19How do you have an office and I have a cubicle?
00:47:22Like you said, I'm the best researcher in the firm.
00:47:24Really?
00:47:25No, I just made that up.
00:47:27I didn't even have time to talk to Donna.
00:47:31Is this all a joke to you?
00:47:33Because I take my job seriously.
00:47:35No, I'm sorry.
00:47:36Look, I was...
00:47:38Look, you weren't there, okay?
00:47:41I care about this woman.
00:47:43She's got nowhere else to turn and...
00:47:45And you can't help her by yourself.
00:47:48I can.
00:47:49I just prefer not to.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:55You're asking to look at private files without any evidence of your assertion.
00:47:58Yeah, but the only way that we can find the evidence is to look at those files.
00:48:01A rickety argument.
00:48:02But is there precedent?
00:48:05Let's go see if we can find one.
00:48:08Research is as much art as science, so we're going to look at privacy and harassment law,
00:48:13so you can find a combination of cases to make an argument.
00:48:16I'll take privacy.
00:48:18I'll take harassment law.
00:48:19This will take a while.
00:48:21We're going to need dinner.
00:48:22Chinese.
00:48:23No, I can afford Chinese on my own.
00:48:26This is on the firm.
00:48:27I want sushi.
00:48:28Ooh.
00:48:29So they told me to put my top investigator on.
00:48:32What did you do?
00:48:33What could I do?
00:48:34You were out of the country.
00:48:35I gave them Lutterman.
00:48:39Harvey, this has been lovely, but...
00:48:42I believe you know what I want.
00:48:44I think I got one for you.
00:48:45Well.
00:48:48By the way, that dress...
00:48:49What, this whole thing?
00:48:51Come on.
00:48:51Beautiful.
00:48:53Why don't we do this more often?
00:48:55Because it always ends the same way.
00:48:58Then why are we doing it now?
00:49:01Because you're paying me.
00:49:04Vanessa?
00:49:05Really?
00:49:09How come you and I never...
00:49:11Harvey.
00:49:12I don't sleep around.
00:49:14And I can never be in a relationship with you.
00:49:16All you ever think about is yourself.
00:49:19I'm thinking about you and me right now.
00:49:25Let me get this.
00:49:27But I'm a gentleman.
00:49:29But if you get it, you might think I'll change my mind someday.
00:49:33I already do.
00:49:37For the record, I am not selfish everywhere.
00:49:40Neither am I.
00:49:48Mr. Dockery, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:49:56Remember when I said you thought you were too smart to be a paralegal?
00:50:00Mm-hmm.
00:50:00Why?
00:50:01Aren't I a lawyer?
00:50:05I don't test well.
00:50:07What?
00:50:07I am smart.
00:50:09And I know I'd be a good lawyer.
00:50:11I just, I don't know what it is.
00:50:12I can't take tests.
00:50:13And I bomb the LSATs.
00:50:17And even if I could get into a law school, there's just no way I'd pass the bar.
00:50:21So, if only there was someone who could take the test for me.
00:50:26Yeah, if only there were.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:28Hi.
00:50:29Hi.
00:50:30Where are you at with the research for tomorrow's hearing?
00:50:32Uh, nothing yet.
00:50:33You say you care about the client, but if you keep playing footsie instead of finding me in an argument,
00:50:37the client's gonna lose.
00:50:39I don't want to lose.
00:50:45Look, it's no use, okay?
00:50:47They're investigations by the book.
00:50:49We look like the bad guys coming in, putting them under duress.
00:50:52What did you just say?
00:50:53I said we look like the bad guys.
00:50:55No, you said they did it by the book, and we're putting them under duress.
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:05Look.
00:51:09This is good.
00:51:10We're gonna have some fun.
00:51:12We?
00:51:13I get to go?
00:51:14You didn't think I'd let you come along?
00:51:16No.
00:51:17Good instinct.
00:51:17I wasn't.
00:51:18But then I thought it'd be cruel not to let you witness my greatness.
00:51:21Okay, can I go get my back?
00:51:22No.
00:51:24You're a true giver.
00:51:25Other side.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:28Your Honor, this case should be thrown out.
00:51:31Other than her story, the plaintiff doesn't have one piece of evidence.
00:51:34Because the evidence lies within their personnel files, which they're conveniently refusing to hand over.
00:51:39Those files contain sensitive information.
00:51:41He's phishing at the expense of our employees' right to privacy.
00:51:45Please.
00:51:46They don't give a rat's ass about his employees' right to privacy.
00:51:49Sorry, that's actually unfair to rats' asses.
00:51:52Your Honor, Mr. Spector's claim that we don't care about our employees, though, belittling,
00:51:56doesn't carry any weight as a rule of law.
00:51:58True, but what does carry weight is that an investigation of sexual harassment must be conducted without any duress.
00:52:04Your point?
00:52:05The investigator and every person being interviewed answers to the CEO they're investigating.
00:52:12That is the definition of duress.
00:52:15It'd be as if your bailiff accused you of sexual harassment, and you assigned your stenographer to investigate.
00:52:22Now, how likely would it be that this investigation yielded any fruit?
00:52:26You honestly think I would harass Herman?
00:52:30Well, I don't know, Your Honor.
00:52:31Some people have a thing for the uniform.
00:52:34I'd like to think Herman would come to me before it even got to an investigation.
00:52:40I saw that. That should be stricken.
00:52:43Well, what if Herman did come to you, Your Honor, and you betrayed his trust by firing him under false
00:52:49pretenses?
00:52:49You really think that a little of me?
00:52:51I wouldn't trust you as far as I can throw you, Your Honor.
00:52:58Hand over the files today.
00:53:02That's it. Herman?
00:53:05I'd like to speak to you in chambers.
00:53:09That was awesome.
00:53:10It was your argument.
00:53:11I just framed it in a way that humanized the situation and brightened all of our afternoons.
00:53:15I feel like Michael Corleone in that scene where that fat guy teaches him how to shoot that gun.
00:53:19Are you saying that I'm the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
00:53:25You know what his name was?
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:27Cordoza.
00:53:28Clemenza.
00:53:28I knew that. I was just testing to see if you knew it.
00:53:31I knew that you knew that I knew.
00:53:47Train wreck.
00:53:50Hey, I'm looking for Rene.
00:53:53I'm Rene.
00:53:54I'm sorry. We don't sell skinny jeans at this location.
00:53:59Did Harvey tell you I was coming, or...
00:54:02Harvey Spector sent you?
00:54:04That's another story.
00:54:05Do you know your end scene?
00:54:07I don't. It's probably a medium.
00:54:11Why don't you browse for a while?
00:54:13These are the most exclusive, and we move down in price as you head to the door.
00:54:19Oh.
00:54:19Okay.
00:54:25Large?
00:54:28That's not how it works.
00:54:31Huh.
00:54:32What the hell?
00:54:32Look.
00:54:33Look.
00:54:34What are you doing?
00:54:35Let me see.
00:54:40What's happening?
00:54:50What do you think?
00:54:52What do you think?
00:55:14So Trevor's getting you to do his dirty work for him, huh?
00:55:17All I know is you aren't talking to each other.
00:55:20I miss you.
00:55:21I want things to go back to the way they were.
00:55:23I miss you too, but I'm not sure if things are ever going back to the way they were.
00:55:29I gotta go.
00:55:31What did he say?
00:55:33He said things aren't ever going back to the way they were.
00:55:37What did you do?
00:55:39I don't know.
00:55:47Hey.
00:55:48So the files are on their way.
00:55:50We won?
00:55:51It's fantastic.
00:55:52No, we have a week to corroborate Nancy's story.
00:55:58Listen, I couldn't have done it without you.
00:56:00You wouldn't even know where to look without me.
00:56:03You know what nobody likes?
00:56:04Nobody likes a show-off.
00:56:09Hello?
00:56:10Yeah, he's here.
00:56:12Okay, thank you.
00:56:14Files are in conference room C.
00:56:17Why wouldn't they bring them to my cubicle?
00:56:20They're trying to bury you in paperwork.
00:56:23Well, they picked the wrong guy.
00:56:25If they didn't, I did.
00:56:27Get it done by the end of the week.
00:56:28I gotta run and try my new client.
00:56:37Nice to finally meet you.
00:56:39Jessica says you're gonna sweep me off my feet.
00:56:42I'll do my best, Mr. Dockery.
00:56:44You got a nice serve there.
00:56:45Working on it.
00:56:50What the hell is this?
00:56:51It's you having sex with a woman who isn't Mrs. Dockery.
00:56:55You trying to blackmail me?
00:56:56You asked my firm where you're vulnerable to corporate takeover.
00:57:00That's it right there.
00:57:01What are you pulling here?
00:57:02Your wife owns 10% of the company's voting shares.
00:57:05You've been seeing this woman and several others for quite some time.
00:57:08How do you think your wife's gonna vote after she finds out?
00:57:11Who says she has to find out?
00:57:13My investigator got these within a week.
00:57:16What do you think a motivated competitor's gonna dig up in a year?
00:57:22I have a solution.
00:57:25Trade her your preferred shares, which have no voting rights,
00:57:28for her common shares, which do.
00:57:30The preferred shares are worth $2 million more.
00:57:32A fraction of what you'll lose if you get voted out of your company.
00:57:36John, I don't care if you sleep with every woman in the Hamptons.
00:57:38Just give her the preferred shares.
00:57:43Jessica said you were gonna charm me to get my business.
00:57:46I'm not interested in getting your business.
00:57:48I'm interested in keeping it.
00:57:52Now, shall we play?
00:57:54I'm not gonna let you win.
00:57:57I know where they don't want us to look.
00:57:59Did you get through all those files in one night?
00:58:01I would have done it faster, but I ordered a pizza.
00:58:04Speaking of which, have you ever had the cheese in the crust?
00:58:07Because it blew my mind.
00:58:09What'd you find?
00:58:10There was a dismissal on March 12th, 2005.
00:58:13But the file with the employee name on it is missing.
00:58:16It's our woman.
00:58:17I know it is.
00:58:18I'm moving to slap sanctions on their attorney, possible jail time.
00:58:21Guy's not gonna know what hit him.
00:58:25Dennis, it's Harvey Specter.
00:58:27Did you have anything to do with the March 12th, 2005 files left out of Discovery?
00:58:33If they're here by noon, I'll believe you.
00:58:35If not, we're filing for sanctions.
00:58:38Threat of sanctions is better than filing for sanctions.
00:58:41That's what I meant.
00:58:42Threaten, not file.
00:58:43Who would mean that?
00:58:46Shave.
00:58:48Have you ever heard of this woman, Joanna Webster?
00:58:51No.
00:58:51Why?
00:58:52The company's trying to hide her from us.
00:58:54She met with personnel over work-related issues in 2005, and then they fired her two months later.
00:59:01You think Hunt did the same thing to her that he did to me?
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:03Then you have to make her come forward and say so.
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:07That's the plan.
00:59:09Okay.
00:59:09Um, uh, actually, before you go, can I get you to sign this, uh, this engagement letter?
00:59:16Evidently, it's something you're supposed to do at the beginning.
00:59:23Perfect.
00:59:41Joanna Webster?
00:59:42Can I help you?
00:59:44Hi, uh, my name's Mike Ross.
00:59:46I'm a, I'm a lawyer.
00:59:47I have some questions for you about your time at Devlin McGregor.
00:59:51No, please, look, just let me tell you a story about my client, okay?
00:59:56I've gotta get these in the fridge.
00:59:57No, just take a second.
01:00:00Fine.
01:00:03Look, all I need you to do is to tell your story.
01:00:06If you corroborate...
01:00:07Mr. Ross, what happened to me happened six years ago.
01:00:10It was horrible, and there was a reason I didn't do anything about it.
01:00:15They'll put me on that stand and attack me, and I don't want that.
01:00:18Ms. Webster, Joanna, this man is a predator.
01:00:25And if you don't help stop him, he will do it again.
01:00:31All you have to do is give a deposition...
01:00:33I'm sorry.
01:00:34I can't do it.
01:00:46What happened with the witness?
01:00:48Uh, uh, I failed.
01:00:53To not be awesome.
01:00:57I got her to testify.
01:00:59You should have seen me.
01:01:01I tried everything.
01:01:02He'd do it again.
01:01:03I'd be with her every step of the way.
01:01:05Nothing worked.
01:01:06And then it hit me.
01:01:09I asked her,
01:01:11what if it was her daughter that he did this to?
01:01:15She melted.
01:01:16Oh, and you know how I came up with that little gem?
01:01:20I cared about her.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:28I'm glad to see that staying up all night doesn't make you act like a complete idiot.
01:01:31Now go home and get some sleep.
01:01:33I don't want you waving that thing around during tomorrow's deposition.
01:01:38I don't want you to go home and get some help.
01:01:40I don't want you to go home and get some help.
01:01:41I don't want you to go home and get some help.
01:01:43How's the pro bono going?
01:01:45Great.
01:01:46I just talked a witness into testifying.
01:01:49Really?
01:01:49What's the witness's name?
01:01:53I'm not an idiot.
01:01:55Don't treat me like one.
01:01:56You pawned off the case.
01:01:58Jessica, I've got higher profile cases.
01:02:00Need I remind you that when we first met, you were a screw-up.
01:02:05I gave you a shot at the mailroom, led you up the ranks,
01:02:07and then paid for you to go to Harvard,
01:02:09where, by the way, you jerked off the entire time you were there.
01:02:13And I still hired you.
01:02:15And you've benefited from that ever since.
01:02:17Look, I closed the Dockery case, okay?
01:02:19You made a promise to me.
01:02:21You broke it, and then you lied to my face.
01:02:24So let me be clear.
01:02:26This isn't professional.
01:02:27This is personal.
01:02:29And I'll tell you something else.
01:02:31You made your bed.
01:02:32You better goddamn win.
01:02:35Come on.
01:03:02What the hell is wrong with you?
01:03:03I need the briefcase back.
01:03:05Oh, so that's what this has been about, huh?
01:03:06You don't care about our friendship at all.
01:03:08You're my oldest friend, and you know it.
01:03:10But you don't seem to care about that anymore.
01:03:12And yeah, I need the briefcase back.
01:03:14And I'm gonna find it, Mike.
01:03:15Well, I ditched it when I was running away from the cops
01:03:18that you sent me into.
01:03:19You're my oldest friend.
01:03:58Mike, where are you going?
01:04:00My cubicle.
01:04:01No, you're not.
01:04:03It's peanut cup time.
01:04:06I'm sorry, what?
01:04:07Drug test, follow me.
01:04:12I'm just going to put my stuff back...
01:04:13Now!
01:04:25Oh, by the way, my cousin was here a year at Harvard, and I asked him if he knew you.
01:04:32It's so funny.
01:04:33He didn't.
01:04:34Well, what's his name?
01:04:36Mitch Sandberg.
01:04:37Yeah, don't know him.
01:04:40It's a big school.
01:04:42Not really.
01:04:43We get 7,000 applications a year.
01:04:46You think you can just walk in and take a tour?
01:04:48Oh, Mitchell.
01:04:50With the slicked back hair, graduated 7th in the class, sure.
01:04:54Yeah, I remember him.
01:04:56Time to face the music.
01:05:08Yeah, what's up?
01:05:09I've got to get to the Kendrick filing.
01:05:11Where the hell is Mike?
01:05:12I don't know.
01:05:16Leave the cup on the counter.
01:05:22Oh, you'll have to leave that out here.
01:05:24Why?
01:05:25If you take it in there with you, I have to check to make sure you don't have another urine
01:05:28sampling.
01:05:29Oh, you...
01:05:39Oh, you know.
01:05:57I can't take it.
01:05:57Hey, tales of your father.
01:05:58Oh, you're dead.
01:05:59Oh, isn't that the other one?
01:06:21where you been hi um getting drug tested actually the depositions this afternoon
01:06:29before they get here i want you to grill this woman about her background for anything that might use
01:06:33against her you got it got it make her tell you everything everything everything everything
01:06:38okay okay
01:06:49i'd been working six months when mr hunt started asking me to work more order dinner one night
01:06:58late he tried to have sex with me the next day i requested a change in assignment
01:07:05two months later i was fired for having a bad attitude this is ridiculous wipe that smirk off
01:07:12your face you're not even supposed to be here mr hunt has every right to be here now ms webster
01:07:18after working for devlin mcgregor you then went on to waitress at hooters right yes i did place that
01:07:26advertises the sexuality of his waitstaff correct you'll have to ask them that i'm asking you and
01:07:34she's not answering move on ms webster would you say that you're a truthful person
01:07:45yes yeah so when you said earlier that you had never been arrested for a crime
01:07:49you were uh you were speaking the truth yes yes so in 1993 then you were not arrested for stealing
01:07:57a thousand dollars worth of jewelry from the willow grove mall in pennsylvania
01:08:03i was 17 that that was one mistake those records were supposed to be sealed oh so when you say
01:08:09those records were sealed what you mean to say is you you thought you could get away with a lie
01:08:13no that's not it you're making it seem different than it is i'm sorry you you were arrested in
01:08:19your past and you lied about it here under oath is that making it seem different than what it is
01:08:28no answer all right um let me ask you this since you've lied here once what's
01:08:34to make us believe you're not lying about mr hunt
01:08:50how the hell did you miss that arrest i did every background check we have did he grill her like
01:08:54i told you to it was a sealed record harvey damn it i knew it fix it
01:09:07joanna wait please this is why i didn't want to testify they twist something from a hundred years
01:09:13ago and make me look like a liar they make it sound like what he did to me didn't happen
01:09:17it doesn't
01:09:17matter all right i just i need you to testify on friday and keep this case alive we don't have
01:09:22time to
01:09:23find anyone else before would you please wait no i'm not waiting you promised this wouldn't happen
01:09:28and it did you never told me you were arrested don't contact me again please
01:09:33youw
01:09:42youw
01:09:44youw
01:09:44youw
01:09:46youw
01:10:11What happened with the witness?
01:10:14Nothing. Nothing happened. I couldn't fix it.
01:10:18So you're gonna quit?
01:10:21It's either that or have Lewis Lit fire me.
01:10:23What are you talking about?
01:10:25My first day, Lewis fired Gary Lipsky for screwing up a case.
01:10:28He said if I did the same thing, I'd be gone just as fast.
01:10:32Will you go back to the witness's house and get her to testify again?
01:10:35I tried. There's no way.
01:10:37There's always a way.
01:10:37Then why don't you go and convince her?
01:10:39Because you screwed it up.
01:10:41Oh, and you don't give a damn about the client, right?
01:10:43It's not my job.
01:10:44Does your job include giving a damn about me?
01:10:45Because the least you could do is offer to stand up to Lewis for me.
01:10:48Stand up for you? I put my ass on the line for you.
01:10:50But it turns out you may have had the balls to get this job.
01:10:53But you don't have the courage to stick it out when it gets tough.
01:10:56That's not true.
01:10:56Isn't it?
01:10:57You've had one foot out the door since you got here.
01:11:00What are you talking about?
01:11:01I'm talking about that briefcase being locked in your desk.
01:11:03Yeah, I saw it and I know what it is.
01:11:05It's your backup planning case.
01:11:07This doesn't work out.
01:11:08You can make some quick cash and go right back to the life you told me you didn't want to
01:11:12lead.
01:11:13So if you want to quit, go ahead.
01:11:15But this isn't because of Lewis and it isn't because of me.
01:11:17It's because you're afraid you might have to admit that you're not as smart as you think you are.
01:11:26If you're here in the morning, I'll know I still have an associate.
01:12:22Hey, I get that you were upset that I was promoted before you,
01:12:25but if you ever threaten to fire one of my guys again, I am going to kick your ass.
01:12:31Hmm.
01:12:32What are you talking about?
01:12:34Don't play dumb with me, all right?
01:12:36You fired Gary Lipsky in front of Mike Ross.
01:12:40What's so funny?
01:12:43Gary Lipsky works in the mailroom.
01:12:45What?
01:12:45I didn't fire anyone.
01:12:49That's how I let the new associates know what's expected of them.
01:12:53You plant a fake employee to manipulate the associates.
01:12:57That's it.
01:12:59What?
01:13:00I don't...
01:13:28I don't know.
01:13:32I want to quit.
01:13:36Come here.
01:13:47When your parents died, I lost my son, my daughter-in-law.
01:13:54I was scared, alone, and I was too old to raise you.
01:14:00But I had no choice, because who else was going to take care of my grandson?
01:14:08You made me a promise before.
01:14:12You're in the door.
01:14:15Promise me now.
01:14:17The only way you'll leave is if they rip you out.
01:14:37You can save your breath.
01:14:38There's no way I'm testifying at the hearing tomorrow.
01:14:42That's not why I'm here.
01:14:44I know what you did.
01:14:45What are you talking about?
01:14:46You never worked for Devlin McGregor.
01:14:48And you were never harassed by Mr. Hunt.
01:14:50That's a lie.
01:14:51Look, I could tell you that I've got the canceled checks or the wire transfer or whatever smoking gun that
01:14:55exists.
01:14:56I don't.
01:14:57But I will, and when I do, you'll be going to jail, unless you tell me what happened right now.
01:15:05I'm the guy you tell.
01:15:10All I had to do was waste your time until tomorrow, after the hearing.
01:15:16Please, I just needed the money.
01:15:19I don't want to go to jail.
01:15:23Here's what you're going to do.
01:15:25What's with the attitude?
01:15:26It's really not.
01:15:28Mike!
01:15:29Hey!
01:15:30I'm not giving this to you because you need it.
01:15:32I'm giving it to you because I don't.
01:15:35And I don't know if I'm ready to forgive you yet or not, but I do know we're even.
01:15:42Wait a second.
01:15:48I...
01:15:48I don't know if I'm ready to forgive you yet or not, but I don't know if I'm ready to
01:16:01forgive you yet or not.
01:16:21I don't know if I'm ready to forgive you yet or not.
01:16:22See, you came to work today.
01:16:24Nice suit.
01:16:25It was a barter transaction.
01:16:28I got six of them for one little briefcase.
01:16:35Listen, uh...
01:16:37I'm sorry, and...
01:16:39Forget it.
01:16:42When I first started, Jessica wrote me so hard, I quit once a month.
01:16:48I just told you what you needed to hear.
01:16:51That's just it.
01:16:52I've only ever had one person who told me what I needed to hear.
01:16:58Maybe it's time I started trusting somebody else.
01:17:10Merry Christmas.
01:17:17Is this for real?
01:17:18Well, you know what to do.
01:17:22Press until it hurts.
01:17:35Wire transfer from your account to Joanna Webster's.
01:17:40Phone records with Joanna Webster prior to her testimony.
01:17:45And an affidavit stating you paid Ms. Webster to falsely testify.
01:17:51Mr. Hunt, harassment is a civil violation.
01:17:54The penalty is money.
01:17:55But witness tampering, that's a crime.
01:17:57And you will go to prison, where I guarantee you'll learn more about unwanted sexual advances
01:18:02that you can possibly imagine.
01:18:04Do you think this is going to intimidate me?
01:18:07Even if this evidence was credible,
01:18:09who are you going to get to prosecute a small-time witness tampering charge, huh?
01:18:14Harvey, didn't you graduate law school with the current U.S. attorney in New York?
01:18:19In fact, I did.
01:18:20And I think he might even be interested in pursuing a case like this.
01:18:23Wait, are you two still close?
01:18:25Well, I was the best man at his wedding.
01:18:26Wow.
01:18:27No, you weren't.
01:18:28You're bluffing.
01:18:29No.
01:18:30I think I've got some pictures of us at the ceremony.
01:18:35Let's see.
01:18:37Yeah, here we are.
01:18:40Must admit, I look very dashing.
01:18:42This is me and his mother.
01:18:44The woman adores me.
01:18:45Here we are at his bachelor party.
01:18:47There's no strippers.
01:18:48It was lame.
01:18:49But he can't put guys like you away for sexual harassment
01:18:52and then go to strip clubs now, can he?
01:18:54All right.
01:18:55What do you want?
01:18:55An admission of guilt?
01:18:57And a guarantee that you'll obtain treatment before working again.
01:19:02And Nancy gets reinstated with back pay.
01:19:06Fine.
01:19:07And a raise.
01:19:08Oh, okay.
01:19:09All right.
01:19:10Are we done?
01:19:11Well, the kid should be able to grow up without the burden of tuition hanging over his head, don't you
01:19:15think?
01:19:15Which is why you're also going to pay Nancy an extra $250,000.
01:19:19Charles.
01:19:24Gentlemen.
01:19:46Thank you for everything.
01:19:50You're welcome.
01:19:58Not bad.
01:20:00Well done.
01:20:02Okay, so just one question.
01:20:04Why'd you go to Joanna's house?
01:20:05Because I figured it out.
01:20:07I object.
01:20:08I think you did it because you care.
01:20:11I did it because it's my job.
01:20:12Do you admit it?
01:20:13You care about me.
01:20:14I saw you smile when I showed up for work this morning.
01:20:17I didn't smile.
01:20:18I was thinking of a funny joke.
01:20:21Look, we start on this tomorrow.
01:20:23Does this mean we're officially a team now?
01:20:25I wouldn't move your things into Wayne Manor just yet.
01:20:28So now you're Batman.
01:20:29Closer to him than Clemenza.
01:20:32Oh yeah, Kilmer.
01:20:33Clooney.
01:20:35Keaton.
01:20:37Did you really quit when you first started?
01:20:39Of course not.
01:20:40I'm not a wuss.
01:20:49I'm not a wuss.
01:20:51I'm not a wuss.
01:21:04I'm the star.
01:21:07It 맞bes you.
01:21:11I'm not a wuss.
01:21:18You
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