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مسلسل Lovesick مترجم - Episode 2
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00:25We've got to do something about Angus. Everything reminds him of Helen. He sees a girl in a skirt. Helen
00:29was good.
00:29I eat my porridge with a spoon. Oh, Helen used to use a spoon. It's killing me, Dylan.
00:34He's in a bad place.
00:35He's in our place.
00:37Yeah, he bought a clothes rail for the living room.
00:41Feels quite permanent.
00:47Yeah, I'll talk to him.
00:54Hey, Angus.
00:55Helen.
00:58Um, why don't you move into Evie's old room?
01:01Oh, oh, thanks. I won't be here long.
01:04It's just a blip.
01:06It's been three months.
01:14How was Mal and Evie's engagement party?
01:17Uh, yeah, the bits I remember were fine.
01:21Your phone's been ringing. I picked up one, but, um, the caller just shouted. Probably one of the girls you
01:26rang.
01:27I guess you're not making any sense.
01:30You came home from Evie's party very, very drunk and, uh, started calling lots of women and saying sorry.
01:37And, um, talking about condoms.
01:49That's a lot of messages.
01:51Mm.
01:51Hi, Dylan. Anna Leslie here.
01:53I got some of your message, but then I think you were crying and we got cut off.
01:58So could you call me on?
02:08Hey, Caroline.
02:11Yes, I'm nearly finished.
02:14Uh, yeah, his eyes are much sadder.
02:17Honestly, there's no doubt at all that he's had a really shit life.
02:21Sorry, an abusive life.
02:24Yeah, uh, I'll bring it round in the morning.
02:26Okay.
02:27Okay, bye.
02:32Cleo's in a bar and she knows I'm free for the evening.
02:34One of you has to come with me.
02:36Oi, come on!
02:37She thinks I'm an iceberg.
02:39Like there's 90% more to me below the surface.
02:41But it's just fish and ocean down there.
02:43Yeah.
02:44And I'm fine with that. I know how awesome I am.
02:45But see, Cleo's a thinker.
02:47She's clever and she has layers and she thinks everyone should have them.
02:49And when she discovers how shallow I am,
02:51I will lose the best sex of my life, of all our lives.
02:55And I can't go back to experiencing less pleasure, guys.
02:58So I need to put some padding between Cleo, me and reality.
03:02And one of you needs to be that pad.
03:05I reckon Dylan looks strong and absorbent.
03:10Line my panties, still.
03:12Line my panties.
03:16Tell us some jokes.
03:18Entertain Cleo's friend.
03:19And then anyone starts digging deep, trying to get to know the real me.
03:21We run streaming for the hills.
03:23Boom.
03:27So, how long have you known each other?
03:30Oh, just ages.
03:32How about you and Cleo?
03:33We're on the same part-time masters course.
03:35Psychology.
03:36Plumbing the hidden depths of people like Luke.
03:38Not me. I was actually born without a subconscious.
03:41That would make you pure ego.
03:43That's uncanny. You've nailed him.
03:46No need to talk about me all evening, Cleo.
03:49I like your haircut.
03:50For example, is it new hair?
03:53No, it's the same as it was on Monday.
03:57Monday was nice, wasn't it?
03:58I might live to the loos and think about Monday.
04:01Do you know where they...
04:01Oh, yeah, I'll just, um, show you.
04:04Oh, great.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:07Ah, um, they've gone to have sex in the loos, haven't they?
04:11Yeah, I'd say they'd be at least four minutes, maybe three.
04:14It's a bit of a grim venue though, no?
04:16Yeah, I tried it once.
04:17Nearly broken ankle.
04:18But there's the whole your place or mine thing, ladies or gents.
04:21And in the ladies, I heard everything smells like candy floss.
04:24Everything you heard is true.
04:27Do you know where the waffins go?
04:30They go along to take your home.
04:33Way down our weeds, build our breakfast.
04:36Hello.
04:37Oh, hey.
04:41Uh, Dylan, we should get going.
04:42Uh, let's stay.
04:45Uh, well, I mean, I want to, obviously.
04:49But I've got that thing, remember?
04:51Uh, no, it's fine.
04:52They called me.
04:52It's cancelled.
04:55I find that very hard to believe, Dylan.
04:59Why would I lie about it?
05:01How about another round of drinks instead?
05:03I'm in.
05:04Iceberg.
05:05Come on, Luke.
05:06We never get to just sit and just talk.
05:10Uh, yeah, listen.
05:11Maybe I'll just call them to double-check.
05:13I'd have got it wrong.
05:17Fingers crossed I can stay.
05:24So, did you buy your soul to Cleo?
05:26Uh, we had sex in the toilet and then I left.
05:29Oh, wow.
05:30That's like something out of Jane Austen.
05:33Where's Dylan?
05:33I imagine, true to form, he's having sex and then not leaving.
05:36Some woman Cleo knows from her psychology course.
05:43So, I'm not going to ask you up.
05:46I don't want to come up.
05:47I want to go on a date.
05:50Ah.
05:51You're too young for me.
05:53It's this t-shirt, isn't it?
05:54You know, in a suit I could pass for mid-thirties.
05:56Which would still be too young.
05:58Come over then.
06:00No date.
06:00Just, just dinner.
06:01We'll, we'll hang out.
06:02See, I haven't hung out since my late twenties.
06:08Can I at least ask Cleo?
06:18Okay.
06:20Dinner sounds...
06:22Nice.
06:23Yes.
06:29Anna's a grown up and this is just what slightly older people do.
06:33The elderly.
06:34They make dinner.
06:35I think it's to prove they've learnt how to cook.
06:38Why invite Cleo over?
06:40It's very unsupportive, Dylan.
06:41It's basically, it's Judas territory.
06:43It's what it is.
06:43Anna wanted her to come.
06:45Wanted?
06:46Cleo wants to see where I live.
06:48She wants to see my bedroom and draw conclusions about my personality.
06:52That's why I've worked really hard to keep her away from this place.
06:54Did you ever think Cleo might like you if she got to know you?
06:56Uh, yeah.
06:57I've considered it and it's definitely a no.
06:59And now she's coming to motherfucking dinner and there's gonna be...
07:04Conversation.
07:05Why are there five plates?
07:07You're eating with us.
07:08I'm cooking actual food.
07:09No, I've got work to do.
07:11Oh, but hey, if there's any big news on school catchment areas or hip replacements,
07:15come and grab me.
07:16Join us.
07:17It's an experiment in not living like depraved, feckless children.
07:21It's only four hours.
07:23Four hours?!
07:25You are such an arsehole!
07:27Where are you going?
07:28To neutralise my room!
07:45The D.
07:45It's quite fun!
07:48Hey!
07:49Great to see you guys.
07:51Come in.
07:52It's lovely.
07:53It's really nice.
07:55Oh, how cute!
07:57It's perhaps even fun.
07:58Oh, boy.
07:58There's a little bit of she.
08:01Oh, well.
08:03So, will you give us the grand tour?
08:05Will I ever?
08:07No.
08:09Dillon.
08:11Bathroom.
08:14This is where we keep Evie?
08:16Oh, are you moving out?
08:17No.
08:18I keep my soft porn and Xbox games in boxes.
08:21It's more convenient.
08:22Cool.
08:23Onwards.
08:29And my room.
08:32It's, um, minimal.
08:34Well, wine, sleep and philosophy.
08:36That's all I need.
08:37Ah, that's interesting.
08:38Why?
08:39Ah, talking about my feelings already.
08:41We haven't even got you two a drink yet.
08:46Can you show me around your room?
08:49I'll, um, go find those drinks.
08:55How's the tour?
08:56I think Cleo's still seeing Luke's room.
08:59The ceiling, mostly.
09:01Yeah, I'm thinking I might, uh, rent my own place soon.
09:05Oh.
09:06Or, uh, get a mortgage.
09:08You know, a fixed rate of interest, that kind of thing.
09:13You've been thinking that?
09:15Yep.
09:16Oh.
09:17So, you're gonna get yourself onto the old property ladder?
09:20Yeah, I've been considering it, yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:22So, you're just testing the market conditions before making a play?
09:26Ah!
09:28Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:29Ah!
09:29Shall we move into the living room?
09:32Yes!
09:32Yes!
09:33Tell me about your family.
09:35Ah!
09:36I'm too naked to talk about my mum.
09:39That sentence could be straight out of my Freud module.
09:46I think I can smell dinner.
09:49Mmm.
09:49I just smell sex.
09:52No.
09:53It's definitely chicken.
09:54Let's go and eat.
10:02There's jambon and jamon there.
10:05So, not just ham and ham.
10:07Jambon, jamon and English ham.
10:11All very grown up.
10:12Normally we just get plain ham.
10:14It all looks delicious.
10:16What do you think, Luke?
10:18About ham?
10:19Mmm.
10:20I'm on the fence.
10:21How can you not have an opinion on ham?
10:22You either like it or you don't.
10:23Fine.
10:24I like it.
10:25So, let's eat some.
10:26And then there's roast chicken and pudding.
10:28Oh, fuck off!
10:33That is, I am both pleased and surprised Dylan is not normally one for long meals with too many courses.
10:41What?
10:43Does anyone else close their eyes?
10:44Did we pay the electricity?
10:46It's the whole street.
10:47Oh, well, party's over.
10:49So sorry, ladies.
10:49I'll fetch your coat.
10:50Oh, no, please stay.
10:51We can make this work.
10:52It'll come back on in a minute.
10:55Can someone pass me more ham?
10:57I am passing you the ham.
10:58Maybe we should go.
11:00Oh, no, come on.
11:00I've made dinner.
11:01We just need to find it.
11:12We'll get the power back and we'll eat and it'll be great.
11:15Power company said it could take hours.
11:18Boys, no peeing, standing up in the dark.
11:20You sit like girls.
11:21I actually have a presentation in the morning.
11:23I should probably drive home.
11:24Oh, the ladies spoke and they need to go really.
11:26Can somebody shine a light?
11:27I can't find my bag and my car keys are in it.
11:30Have we got a torch?
11:31I think there's one in my drawer.
11:32I'll help you then.
11:33Okay.
11:35What's the system here?
11:36I'm feeling socks next to t-shirts.
11:38It's chaos.
11:38Try the second drawer down.
11:42Ah, I think I've got it.
11:46So, this isn't a torch.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:51Say hello to my little friend.
11:52Turn it off.
11:53Put it down.
11:54Never ever mention this again.
11:56So, I need to wash my hands.
12:00Did that hit you?
12:00No, it didn't actually.
12:02Keep talking.
12:02What do you want me to say?
12:05Okay, that hit me.
12:07Maybe it's cooked?
12:08I don't know.
12:10Don't they eat raw chicken in Japan?
12:11I think I read that.
12:12I have a torch.
12:13I have a much clearer idea of how easy you spend your evenings.
12:18That looks disgusting, didn't it?
12:24Why don't I just pay for Anna's Cab home?
12:26Huh?
12:26Found my bag under a jumper under a table, which was weird.
12:29But great that you found it.
12:31But the Kirkeys aren't in it.
12:32Why not?
12:33Obviously, I don't know.
12:34Sorry.
12:35My presentation cards are in the boot.
12:37We have pens and paper.
12:38Doing some colouring in won't cut it where I work.
12:41Why don't you stay?
12:42We'll have dinner, and then when it gets light...
12:43Fuck's sake, Dylan.
12:44Dinner is over.
12:45The ham's eaten.
12:46The chicken's raw.
12:47Let's just bury this evening and move on.
12:49Oh, great.
12:51Anna, Cleo, please stay as long as you want.
12:54You're welcome...
12:55Oh, God!
12:56You're welcome!
13:00Boys!
13:02Dylan, why don't we ask next door if he has a gas oven?
13:05And Luke, if our guests don't mind, you could look for my camping stove.
13:09That'll probably take you ages to find it.
13:20What?
13:21You're letting the heat out?
13:22Is your power off too?
13:24That's none of your bloody business!
13:26Um, we have a raw chicken here.
13:28Our electricity's off.
13:30Could I please roast this in your oven?
13:31I don't know you.
13:33Oh, no, no.
13:33You do.
13:33We've lived opposite you for years.
13:35I took your parcel last week.
13:36I didn't like it.
13:37It was too expensive.
13:38Please, my...
13:39I've read about this.
13:40Go away!
13:41Read about what?
13:42Yeah.
13:42Oh, come on.
13:43Please, be neighbourly.
13:44I just need one hour at 180 degrees.
13:47Move your foot!
13:48This is bloody!
13:49What am I stealing?!
13:52Thought I'd come give you a hand.
13:54Maybe the stove's in one of these.
13:56I've checked those.
13:58They're, um...
13:59Mostly Evie's porn.
14:00She is so immoral.
14:02You think it's immoral?
14:04I'd have thought you were more open-minded.
14:07What?
14:08Cos what I mean is...
14:09I mean, I...
14:10I love porn.
14:11Half the stuff she's borrowed off me.
14:13Bridehead re-fisted.
14:15It's immoral to box it up.
14:17No, I don't like porn.
14:18I just don't think it's a moral issue.
14:22I'm surprised you like porn.
14:28Cleo, I...
14:29I really need to focus on finding Evie's stove.
14:33So maybe instead of me, you know,
14:36joking about liking Evie's filthy porn,
14:39I-I should just quietly not talk to anyone
14:42until I've found this, um...
14:45this stove.
14:53The whole thing's been a complete failure.
14:56Oh, so Hannah's never had a power cut.
14:58Why do you need her to think that you're...
15:01I mean...
15:02You are where you are,
15:03and where you are is not...
15:05all bad, is all I'm saying.
15:07We can't eat any of this.
15:10Hmm...
15:10Wanna just keep walking?
15:12Go down to the river?
15:13There's that place that does really good chicken.
15:16Really cooked.
15:17It's at least a mile away.
15:18Who cares?
15:19And it's a nice night.
15:21It'll be beautiful.
15:24They can wait.
15:26Look, we should get back.
15:33Hello?
15:34We've got crudities and dips...
15:37and custard.
15:39Hey.
15:39Oh, jeez!
15:40Party is over, Denon.
15:41Just call it.
15:42Where's Anna?
15:43I don't know.
15:43I've been hiding.
15:44She's here somewhere.
15:45You can still bag this one, buddy.
15:47Evie, I need your help.
15:48Can't talk out here.
15:56Okay, here's the problem.
15:58Cleo looks like she's staying over,
15:59and she's still gonna be here in the morning,
16:00asking me stuff,
16:01probing for weaknesses.
16:02Pretend you're asleep.
16:03That's what I do.
16:04What, and I just do that all day tomorrow?
16:06Before you go to bed,
16:06say you're really, really tired.
16:08Ooh, that is clever.
16:11Wow!
16:11So many questions.
16:14What?
16:14You said you were there!
16:15Because I was on the loo,
16:17and it was, I don't know, awkward.
16:18By the way,
16:20did you piss on the floor?
16:23No.
16:27You wanna know who I am?
16:28I think I insist.
16:31Okay.
16:31I like steaks.
16:33I enjoy beaches.
16:34Yeah, I'm going home.
16:34Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:39Okay.
16:42I like plain girls who are trying really hard,
16:44and I like gorgeous girls who are going to see.
16:46Most of all, I like women who don't really like me.
16:48Sometimes I wish I was a massive black American guy.
16:52I try to wait to get to work before taking a crap.
16:54That way, they're paying me to take a shit.
16:59Burn my car keys.
17:01Shit.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Exactly.
17:04Should have looked in your room earlier.
17:05Who hides people's things?
17:08You know, I knew you were too young for me,
17:10but hiding my things.
17:11Only six-year-olds and close-up magicians do that.
17:14And I don't want to go out with either.
17:16I wanted you to stay for dinner.
17:18You fanned out some slices of ham.
17:21And I tried to cook your chicken
17:23without any practical means of cooking a chicken,
17:27because I think you're beautiful,
17:31and I like you.
17:35I really wanted to make you dinner.
17:44This may be a reflection of how messed up my life's become,
17:48but that is the most romantic thing anyone said to me.
18:14I seek out vintage porn from the days when women used to have pubic hair.
18:18I like the mystique of it.
18:19And I want kids, but I don't want to have to raise them.
18:20I just want visitation rights, not custody,
18:22even if I'm married to their mother.
18:34I'd never have sex outdoors in the missionary position,
18:36because if someone walked in halfway through,
18:37they might think I was boring.
18:39I think...
18:39No, no, no, no.
18:40No, it's more.
18:44You know this can't last, don't you?
18:46What?
18:48Yeah.
18:49I want someone to settle down with, have kids with.
18:51I feel like I've got about 60 seconds left to find it.
18:55Here I am, with a minute to spare.
18:58You want kids next year?
19:01Well, I...
19:02I mean...
19:05If I was younger...
19:06Then I'd be right for you.
19:10Then I'd have more time to enjoy this.
19:14Not being right.
19:22Uh...
19:22I once hit a dog with my fist.
19:25I think I'm done.
19:27When I don't like reggae, I don't like huge tits.
19:30That's me.
19:32Well...
19:33Thank you for your honesty.
19:36Do you want to have sex now?
19:38Uh...
19:39Definitely not.
19:40I think never again.
19:42But I appreciate your candour.
19:46She felt pretty good.
19:48Yeah.
19:53I only forgot about the dog thing.
20:09right now.
20:14Letters burning by my bed for you.
20:18Hey, now.
20:22I can feel my instincts here for you.
20:26Hey, now.
20:31Buy my bed for you, hey now
20:46Hi, um, Anna texted me. I've got a spare car keys.
20:52You sound useful.
20:54Um, Mal, I'm a friend of Anna's.
20:57Rub it. This food's burning.
21:01Smells like chicken.
21:12Holy...
21:21Anna Leslie's office. Chrissy speaking.
21:23Hi, yeah, it's, er, it's Dylan for Anna.
21:26Er, she's expecting my call.
21:27OK, I'll try and put you through.
21:32Anna, were you expecting our dial-in?
21:33Yes, great.
21:35Hi, Anna here. Thanks for joining.
21:37Hi, Anna. Erm, it's Dylan here.
21:40Listen, there's not an easy way to say this. I might have given you chlamydia.
21:46I think you have the wrong number.
21:48Er, Anna Leslie?
21:50We had sex during a power cut 18 months ago. I have chlamydia now. It's a sexual infection. Can you
21:57hear me?
22:00How did she take it?
22:03I think maybe telling people on the phone isn't...
22:06This could be a long morning.
22:10Hello?
22:11Hi, it's Abigail. You left a message for me last night. I mean, most guys wait a couple of days
22:18to call, but three years is... old.
22:21Yeah, erm, about that.
22:24Wait, I didn't get you pregnant, did I? Does it have my eyes?
22:30Are you still there?
22:31Would you like to, erm, meet up for me to talk the words to your face?
22:38Erm, sorry, I'm pretty bad at the phone.
22:41I believe you. But yeah, we could meet.
22:47Good. I think that's good.
22:51So your language is free, and your writing grip.
23:21I don't care.
23:23Good.
24:03You
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