00:00Welcome to the petting zoo.
00:01I thought this was just a regular zoo.
00:02It's a petting zoo now.
00:03Since when?
00:04Since now.
00:05Really?
00:05You haven't seen the sign?
00:06No.
00:07Did you make that?
00:08It's a placeholder, but still totally official.
00:10Okay.
00:10So come on down.
00:11I feel like you also made that ladder.
00:13You mean this quality piece of craftsmanship?
00:15Yeah, that's not going to support my weight.
00:16Then I'll catch you.
00:17That's very nice of you.
00:18I'll catch you with my mouth.
00:19Are you sure you're not just trying to eat me?
00:21Whoa, whoa.
00:21Why would I want to eat you?
00:23Because you're a lion.
00:24And?
00:24And lions are carnivores.
00:25Not this lion.
00:26You're...
00:26Yeah, I'm a vegetarian.
00:27Uh-huh.
00:28I love vegetables.
00:29Yeah, what's your favorite vegetable?
00:30Many, many types.
00:31Like what?
00:32Like all of them.
00:32Name one vegetable.
00:34Uh, I feel like we're getting kind of off topic.
00:36Off what topic?
00:36The topic of petting me.
00:37I don't want to pet you.
00:38You don't know what you're missing.
00:39You do look pretty soft.
00:40Have you ever pet a cat?
00:41I mean, yeah.
00:42I'm like that times a billion.
00:44That seems like an exaggeration.
00:45I use a special shampoo.
00:46You do?
00:46Yeah, I'll give you some if you come down.
00:48I don't need any shampoo.
00:49It's volumizing.
00:50Yeah, I don't think that...
00:51It'll kill your bald spot.
00:52Wait, really?
00:52Has anyone seen Uncle Bob?
00:54I think he's over by the lions.
00:55Oh my god.
00:56Hi, Cheryl.
00:56Uh, I'll be up in about 20 minutes.
00:58I also do nails.
00:59I'll be up in, uh, about an hour.
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