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مسلسل Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency مترجم - Episode 1
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18:28This is private property.
18:32Dance!
18:33We swim our best together!
18:52No, no, no!
18:54Ow!
18:55Come here!
18:56No!
18:57Stay away!
18:58No!
19:00Somebody!
19:01Help me!
19:03Help me!
19:12Oh, God!
19:14No!
19:23Where is it, boy?
19:27No!
19:29No!
19:29No!
19:30Please!
19:31Dirk Gently!
19:33You are a dead man!
19:37Who's...
19:38Who's Dirk Gently?
19:40You're not Dirk Gently!
19:42No!
19:47What, are you kidding me right now?
19:49Then why did you run?
19:51You have a machete?
19:53And you killed Rick!
19:54Why didn't you just say I'm not Dirk Gently?
19:56Because I don't know who that is!
19:58Hi!
20:02What are you still doing here?
20:03What are you doing here?
20:04I live here.
20:05Right, but where are you going?
20:06Didn't you say you lost your job?
20:08No.
20:09I didn't say that, actually.
20:10How do you...
20:11I'm a detective.
20:11I'm on a case.
20:12You worked at that hotel where the murders took place.
20:15Been all over the news.
20:16For people who still watch the news.
20:18You know, old people.
20:19And me, occasionally.
20:20Was I on TV?
20:21Would it be bad for you if you were?
20:22None of your business.
20:23Maybe it is, though.
20:24No, it isn't.
20:25Where are you going?
20:25None of your business.
20:26You don't even know my business.
20:28Maybe I'm a cab driver.
20:30You just said you were on a case.
20:32Maybe I have two jobs.
20:35Leave me alone.
20:36But maybe...
20:36No!
20:37Where?
20:38My sister's house, okay?
20:40I'll give you a ride.
20:41What's your alternative?
20:43Unless you have some kind of magic car-fixing robot.
20:45You don't, though.
20:46I've seen in your apartment.
20:51It's an hour away.
20:52Time.
20:53I laugh at the concept.
20:54I can spend a whole day without even trying.
20:56Hey!
20:57Hey, hey, hey, hey!
20:58Where are you going?
20:59Let's go, let's go.
21:00Where's my money?
21:01Where's my rent?
21:02God!
21:03Careful, it's not my car.
21:05Where's my rent money?
21:06Where's my rent money?
21:06You paid me?
21:07Do I look like an accountant to you?
21:08Do I look like I know how much you paid me?
21:10Shit, go, go, go!
21:11Derek!
21:12Make sure he comes back with my money!
21:17What the...
21:27We're gonna bounce this case to major crimes,
21:30unless we can turn up something to connect this to Lydia Spring,
21:32and I mean soon.
21:34Anybody find that kitten?
21:35With the bloody?
21:36Yeah.
21:36No.
21:37But a uniform's found a hole in a wall in a stairwell
21:39adjacent to the penthouse, went straight through to the electrical system,
21:43some kind of pulse blew up the whole deal.
21:45What could've caused that?
21:46Lightning strike.
21:47Did that happen?
21:48Nope.
21:49We even checked the lightning rods.
21:50They still have lightning rods?
21:51As long as they have lightning.
21:53That was the security, Zim.
21:56Patrick Sprint always rolled with bodyguards.
21:58We should talk to Farrah Black again.
22:00We got her on fire for when Lydia first went missing.
22:01Right here.
22:02Already tried.
22:03No answer.
22:05This is connected to Lydia.
22:07It has to be, right?
22:09Rich girl gets in a fight with her father,
22:11goes missing, less than one week later he's dead?
22:13Could be a coincidence.
22:15That would be ridiculous.
22:17Like bite marks on the ceiling?
22:18Like bite marks on the ceiling.
22:21What do you got there?
22:23I've been trying to find monkey mask on the tape,
22:25see if we can trace his progress to the room,
22:26but it seems like he knew where the cameras were.
22:28Or he was already staying at the hotel.
22:30I did find one thing kind of interesting though.
22:39Whose dog is that?
22:40Let's go.
22:55Come on, relax.
22:56Enjoy the ride.
22:57I think we'll be great friends.
22:59I can already tell we've got oodles in common.
23:01We both like eating, breathing.
23:03We both can walk.
23:04Listen, there's an ocean of commonalities here for us to draw on.
23:07Why does Dorian know your name?
23:12Who?
23:14Oh right, I was talking to him this morning.
23:16About what?
23:17Your apartment building, the Ridgely.
23:19Fascinating history, that place.
23:25How about you get to the car?
23:28Who are you?
23:30I'm a detective.
23:31A holistic detective.
23:32And before you ask, no, I'm not with the CIA anymore.
23:35A holistic...
23:36What is a holistic detective?
23:38I'm very glad you asked me that, Mr...
23:40What's your name?
23:42Tard?
23:43I'm very glad you asked me that, Tard.
23:45The term holistic refers to my convictions about the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.
23:50I do not concern myself with such petty things as fingerprint powder, telltale pieces of pocket fluff and in-name
23:55footprints.
23:57You're a detective who doesn't find clues.
23:59That sounds, you know, insane.
24:02I see the solution to each problem as being detectable in the pattern and web of the whole.
24:06The connection between causes and effects are often much more subtle and complex than we, with our rough and ready
24:11understanding of the physical world, might naturally suppose.
24:15Oh, Jesus Christ!
24:17Sorry.
24:18New car.
24:19I thought you said this wasn't your car.
24:21It doesn't mean it isn't new.
24:22the world.
24:23Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!
24:37It was good you decided to come with me.
24:44I didn't decide anything
24:45You said you'd kill me
24:47I didn't go
24:49Well, you decided it would be better
24:51To come with me than die
24:55That was nice
25:03We gotta stop for gas
25:07But you don't need gas
25:11Call it a hunch
25:25Hey, IOA, get up on the roof
25:26Get up on the roof
25:27Before I can see you
25:28Until I get back
25:29Don't this look suspicious
25:32Suspicious?
25:36Kenya, a riot
25:56Dang it
25:58Did you just kill someone?
26:00I'm an assassin
26:01That's what I do
26:02I kill people
26:03You didn't notice?
26:04You were hired to come here
26:06I'm a holistic assassin
26:08A what?
26:10A what?
26:13Holistic is the fundamental interconnectedness of all things
26:17I don't do your whole deal with sniper rifles
26:21Poison or getting hired
26:23I just
26:24I kill whoever I feel like killing all day
26:26And if I killed them, they were my target
26:29The connection between cause and effect is much more, you know
26:34Subtle
26:34Than you would otherwise think
26:38I mean
26:40You wouldn't believe it
26:41Things, they, they double up
26:44They parallel
26:46Everything is chaos
26:47But it, it's synchronized
26:49It's like
26:50There's always something ready to mirror itself
26:53Like
26:54Endlessly turning inward
26:56I mean, don't get me wrong
26:59But ditches sounds like a murder spree
27:03I've never killed the wrong person
27:07I have killed a lot of people though
27:12Get in the car
27:16See?
27:17I didn't even ask you to do that
27:19And you were already acting like an assistant
27:21I just
27:21I'm just trying to be helpful
27:23It's not whatever keeps you saying
27:24You know, I've started to think
27:26You're more important to this case than you realize
27:28What case?
27:29You broke into my apartment
27:31Oh
27:31I mean, how do you even investigate anything
27:33If you don't use any investigative stuff?
27:37Interconnectedness
27:38Coincidence
27:38And the rarer, sexier
27:40Coincidinks
27:41Once hired, I am intrinsically connected to the specific case
27:44I then will eventually solve the mystery
27:45Merely by just kind of doing whatever
27:48So, then who told you to break into my apartment?
27:50No one
27:50I was investigating your building for other reasons
27:52Which will for now remain tangential
27:54And I just had a hunch you might be important
27:55Hey, and I was right
27:56While searching your apartment
27:58I found a very compelling piece of evidence
28:00What did you find?
28:02Nothing
28:05But you just said
28:06Everything is connected
28:08Nothing is also connected
28:13Don't run any more red lights
28:14Whatever keeps you sane
28:19We should go
28:20We should go
28:33Ring the bell
28:34What the hell?
28:36You said you were going to stay in the car
28:37I lied though
28:38What?
28:39Did you see how I snuck up?
28:40I was trained as a ninja by the CIA
28:42What?
28:43Sorry, that's a lie too
28:44Just go back to the car
28:47Todd, you came
28:49Of course I came
28:50You didn't think I would come?
28:52Who's this?
28:53It's, uh
28:54It's Dirk Chantley
28:56Dirk
28:57Okay, hi
28:58Sorry, I'm Amanda
28:59Hi
28:59No, don't
29:00Don't say hello
29:02Hello, Amanda
29:05Are you friends?
29:06No
29:06Yes
29:07No
29:08Yes
29:08No
29:08Yes
29:09No
29:09No
29:09Yes
29:10No
29:10With very good friends
29:11Ow
29:13You're a terrible assist friend
29:43Do you have any friends who can
29:45Come by and just help you with this?
29:47Cleaning up or
29:48It's hard to keep friends when you can't go outside without worrying a gust of wind will knock you down
29:54I barely get out of the house anymore
29:57God
29:59Why don't you move back in with mom and dad?
30:01Maybe they can help you
30:02You know that they're broke, Todd
30:04I would just be a burden on them
30:06I'm a burden on everyone
30:07What's wrong with you exactly?
30:11I have pariribulitis
30:12Ah, of course
30:15What's that?
30:16Who are you?
30:17I'm Dirk Chetney
30:18I'm a private detective
30:20You don't look like a private detective
30:22Well, no private detective looks like a private detective
30:25That's one of the first rules of private detection
30:26But if no private detective looks like a private detective
30:29How does a private detective know what it is that he shouldn't look like?
30:36It's a nerve disease
30:37It causes your brain to misinterpret certain inputs
30:40And you actually have hallucinations that feel real
30:43And in most cases very painful
30:46So that means
30:48Water on your hand could feel like fire
30:51Your shoe on your foot could feel like it was crushing it
30:53Breathing could feel like drowning
30:54I'm sorry, that's terrible
30:57And so interesting
31:00Yeah, well, it makes it hard to not be scared all the time
31:04But Todd had it and he got better
31:06So I just need to take my meds and eat healthy
31:09So then why do you stay in the house?
31:11What?
31:12If the disease is in you
31:15Why does it matter where you go?
31:16Hey, uh, Amanda
31:19Do you want a jam?
31:22Yeah
31:23Of course
31:29Cool, I'll be there in a minute
31:34Why are you doing this?
31:36I'm on a case
31:37My primary method of investigation is to follow someone who looks like they know where they're going
31:41Is it that important that you not be identified as my friend?
31:43That you felt the need to argue about it
31:45You are an insane person who has insinuated himself into my life in a moment of desperation
31:49Okay, well, I think you're an insane person who has insinuated himself into being my combination assistant and best friend
31:54But that's
31:55It's, it's, okay, that is not what's happening
32:00I have the primary and the secondary in my sights
32:06Uh-huh
32:09What?
32:10I thought we were clear
32:12That the rifle isn't necessary
32:15Yep, but in the Michigan Perambler
32:18It said that we have to prevent all aggressive action against the primary
32:21The what?
32:23The mission parameters
32:24That's not what you said
32:26Yeah, the gum went weird in my mouth, sir
32:28It went weird and made my tongue do a weird move and say stuff wrong
32:33What branch did they assign you to me from?
32:37Provisional
32:37They said you didn't have the budget for the op
32:40Okay
32:40Our goal is to observe and protect the primary
32:46Not to kill anyone
32:50Right
32:52Understood
33:01I've got a shot
33:23I've got a shot
33:49It's okay, it's okay
33:50It's okay, it's okay
33:52Back off, okay?
33:53Back off
34:06Thank you
34:15Girls and boys on the dance for soaking wet, bumping it
34:19Girls and boys on the dance for get, get, get, get, getting it on
34:25So you pay for her medication?
34:29I did
34:31What's changed?
34:32That was my last $300
34:35I now literally have no money
34:37None
34:39I don't understand
34:40You've lost your job
34:41You've got that nut Dorian chasing you around
34:43Why give her all of your money?
34:46Surely
34:46A disease runs in my family
34:47It has for five generations
34:49Pararyngelitis
34:50Yeah
34:50Right
34:51How did you pay for treatment?
34:52You don't seem
34:53My parents
34:55I was in college
34:56They had more money back then
34:58By the time I'd recovered
34:59My treatments had pretty much depleted all their savings
35:03It's good of you to help
35:05She's my sister
35:07Every time I see her
35:08She looks at me and thinks
35:12She thinks maybe she can get better too
35:16Well, isn't there a chance she will though
35:18If you did
35:20Let's
35:21Can we just be quiet
35:23For the drive?
35:49Probably should have seen this one coming
35:52Like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
36:00I couldn't have known
36:01How could I have known?
36:02There's no way I could have known
36:04What?
36:07I'm not
36:11I'm coming to get you, Lydia
36:13I am coming to get you!
36:16I'm coming to get you!
36:22What?
36:23Why?
36:23No, just leave me alone
36:24I live here now
36:25What?
36:26Well, why do you think I was talking to Dorian?
36:28Did you not hear my voice?
36:30I'm not from here
36:31I'm from a totally different place
36:35England
36:37Screw this
36:41Oh!
36:42Shit, sorry!
36:43Ow!
36:44I just...
36:44Aha!
36:48Hey!
36:49That's mine!
36:50What do you want now?
36:52I need you to work with me
36:53I wanted to discuss the case
36:54What case?
36:55The death of Patrick Spring
36:56The incident at the Perryman Grand
36:58I was hired to investigate it
37:01By the victim
37:02Patrick Spring?
37:03The rich guy?
37:04He's the one who died at the hotel?
37:05That's right
37:06And he hired me
37:07Well above my normal rate
37:08To investigate his own death
37:10A full six weeks
37:11Before it even happened
37:13I wouldn't have taken the case
37:15Except, come on
37:16Animal attack
37:17Seattle
37:18A guy predicting his own death
37:20Pretty interesting stuff
37:21And how am I involved in any of this?
37:23You were there
37:24The day it happened
37:26They used your key
37:28The cases are connected
37:31All cases are connected
37:33Have you ever actually solved a case?
37:36Sure, tons
37:37Well, some
37:38Well, a few
37:39There was a bit about a sofa
37:40A thing with Thor
37:41Thor?
37:42Yes, it's not nearly as good looking
37:43As people say
37:45Actually, it's kind of a funny story
37:46Listen, you seem like a nice guy
37:47Or, not nice
37:48But you seem like a guy
37:49Okay?
37:50You seem like a guy
37:50But I can't do this
37:51I'm a murder suspect
37:53Okay?
37:53I'm broke
37:54Don't be silly
37:55Money won't be a problem for you soon, Todd
37:56How do you figure that?
37:58Now that I've told you
37:59You're working the case
37:59You're working the case
38:01The universe will make you a part of this
38:03Whether you are completed or not
38:04You are now a vital part of the investigation
38:08Well, so who's going to pay me?
38:10You?
38:11Probably not
38:12But you will investigate
38:13Even if you don't mean to
38:15And you will be compensated
38:17Even if you haven't technically earned it
38:19Oh no
38:21Things are about to get ugly
38:24Stay frosty
38:29What's this?
38:33Project Incubus
38:37Shit!
38:45Ow!
38:46Stupid traitor bed!
38:49Look at the game!
38:51No shit!
38:51No shit!
38:52No man, I believe!
38:57What is this?
38:58What is happening?
38:59The rowdy three
38:59Just go!
39:01There are four of them
39:02I'm wildly aware
39:05They're after you, right?
39:07No, come on, Dirk
39:08Please go
39:08No, please just go
39:09Bad news delivery!
39:16Hello!
39:20What the hell is this?
39:21No shit!
39:22Big D's going to take our business
39:23Listen
39:24I'm a person of varied intuitions
39:26I have a lot of feelings
39:27About a lot of things
39:27And they're rarely wrong
39:28But also rarely completely right
39:29That's the nature of the situation
39:31That's a reality
39:31We're going to accept
39:32Accept it?
39:33No?
39:33Yes?
39:33Doesn't matter
39:34There's four men with baseball bats
39:35Headed up the stairs
39:36Right now to wreck your apartment
39:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Todd
39:40No!
39:40Please, don't go
39:41I don't want to be a prodigus
39:42Please, don't just go
39:43But then
39:48Make up!
39:53Ding dong
40:01We are not
40:02Procational!
40:04Procational!
40:05Before we tear their job
40:07I'm thrown in and up
40:08Dirk
40:12Help!
40:18Help!
40:23TV out!
40:24Garbage everywhere!
40:26What the?
40:27Television!
40:28Oh, I've had a number
40:30Oh, Jesus
40:31You've got to be kidding me
40:32We've got eyes on the gun
40:33Required backup at 515
40:34Request backup
40:35Request backup at 515
40:36Ridgely Lane
40:39Shit!
40:40Alpha's in danger
40:41We're live
40:41Lock and load
40:42Okay
40:43Lockers
41:06Shit!
41:10Shit!
41:37No.
41:44everything I own no why what did they do to you it's complicated
42:04what did you guys do to this place who are those guys you think they intimidate me Dorian just
42:11listen nobody makes a fool out of me when you think I'm stupid tell me you have a way out
42:16of
42:16this I'm sorry I'm very good at getting into situations I've often found to have more
42:19trouble getting out shut up just shut up I know what you did I warned you bye bye you thieving
42:53what is doing
42:58You okay?
42:59Yeah.
43:11You okay?
43:15Yeah.
43:26What are you going to do with this man?
43:45Ach!
43:48We skeleton, we got the blood from the ocean!
43:51Hide me!
43:52Hide me!
43:54Hey! I'm right here!
43:57Yes!
44:14What now?
44:24You're free to go. For now.
44:27Really?
44:28I've seen texts you're saying the death looks like an accident.
44:31For now.
44:33Good news is, FBI had surveillance on Dorian Osmond's house.
44:37They did? Um, why?
44:40Apparently, he sold a really incredible amount of drugs
44:42to an astonishing number of people.
44:45So, I'm not a suspect in anything?
44:48You're a person of interest, permanently.
44:51Even though you're not necessarily an interesting person.
44:56That feels unnecessarily rude.
44:59The police will determine the proper levels of antagonism
45:02toward a man now connected to four dead bodies
45:06in two separate cases.
45:10They do not leave town, or they're still in effect?
45:12They do not leave town.
45:26Hey! You're not supposed to be down here.
45:35Hermano Palacios?
45:38Um...
45:39Yes?
45:39Did you find a kitten?
45:42What?
45:43In the penthouse. Did you find a kitten?
45:46A kitten?
45:47I don't know what you're talking about.
45:54All done down here, Ed.
45:58You sure you did not see a kitten?
46:03Well, in fact, what can I do?
46:04A Dad emp enjoyment approach?
46:06Yes!
46:14And he threw her on her at night.
46:14Uh!in50,
46:28man! There, there.
46:40They let me out, too.
46:42Must have been the CIA always getting me out of things.
46:45They didn't even mention the bloody rowdy three, but I...
46:47Well, I guess the CIA must have told them not to, which makes sense.
46:50Shut up. I don't care.
46:51Go away.
46:52Need a ride?
46:56Someone died tonight.
46:58They died right in front of us.
46:59That doesn't bother you?
47:00I think it might bother me more later, when I'm less... something.
47:06Do you want to know why Dorian wanted the rent?
47:08Because he was crazy.
47:09No, because I stole it from him.
47:11What?
47:11I was afraid because I knew Amanda needed her meds,
47:14and I didn't think I'd be able to get an advance at the hotel,
47:16so I paid him in cash,
47:18I snuck around the back of his house when he wasn't there,
47:20and I stole it back.
47:21I thought he'd be too cracked out to notice.
47:23He did notice, and he wouldn't let it go.
47:26And now he's dead.
47:27Well, to be honest, that seems practical to me.
47:32Practical?
47:32He shot himself in the head!
47:34But you're okay, right?
47:37I have nothing.
47:39I don't have my apartment.
47:41I have zero money.
47:42I have no prospects.
47:44I'm homeless and living a lie,
47:46and I'm a suspect in multiple homicides.
47:49Well, when you put it like that, it's pretty bad.
47:50But we've got a case to solve.
47:52A missing girl, her murdered father,
47:54and undoubtedly more pieces falling into...
47:57I'm not your Watson, asshole!
47:59I'm not available for sidekicking on something I am not involved with.
48:04Todd, just...
48:04I am my own messed up person with my own messed up problems.
48:07So just...
48:08No, shut up.
48:09Stop.
48:09You never shut up.
48:10Stop.
48:11Shut up!
48:11Stop!
48:14You've been making choices out of desperation for too long.
48:17That much is obvious.
48:20You're backing yourself into a corner.
48:23Break the pattern.
48:24Take control of your life, Todd.
48:27The instant you take control,
48:30interesting things will happen.
48:33I guarantee it.
48:40No.
48:41You know what?
48:42No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
48:46Keep the Hallmark card.
48:47No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
48:49No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
48:54No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
48:58No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:03No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:06No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:06No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:07No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:08No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:11No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:14No, I don't want to hear all that from you right now.
49:19Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
49:23Stop the bus!
49:49I, uh...
49:53Your dog I brought.
49:55The address was on the tag.
50:09Thanks, Mark. Bye-bye.
50:19Yeah, that's Pratsman.
50:55That's not true, Mark.
50:58Just wait.
50:59Which is like a ring.
51:01I'm alone.
51:05And I'm alone.
51:07Dad, Dad!
51:09Dad!
51:10I'm alone.
51:15You'll be alone.
51:28Every moment is an opportunity, every second is a chance to change your life.
51:45This is your big opportunity. Every choice is a new beginning. The smallest decisions in life can have the biggest
51:54consequences. It's never too late. This is your chance to fix everything.
52:09Now, announcing tonight's $10,000 midnight pick, the winning numbers are 7, 4, 5, 15, 0,
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