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مسلسل Dinner with the Parents مترجم - Episode 1
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00:19Greg?
00:22Greg?
00:23Greg?
00:29Are we too old for this?
00:30Maybe quit messing with me once and for all.
00:33Have a little sympathy.
00:35I've got Kristen on the way about to meet mom and dad.
00:38I've got mom and dad about to embarrass the shit out of me.
00:48And besides, my sweet little brother, I know all of your moves.
00:58What's up, David?
01:03How was your flight?
01:04You good?
01:12How I've missed you, whoopsie.
01:13How I've missed you.
01:14Well, that's a weak burn.
01:15I wasn't in accidents.
01:17Surprise!
01:17Hi, mom.
01:20Oh, sweetheart.
01:23It's so good to have you home.
01:25Okay, dad, come on.
01:26You're not supposed to actually wear that shirt.
01:28It was a gag gift we got you for Father's Day.
01:30This is my favorite shirt, David.
01:32I wore it just for Kristen.
01:33Come on, where is she?
01:34I'm excited to meet her.
01:35Yes, David.
01:36Where's Kristen?
01:37Oh, God.
01:37The new set of trucks crashed.
01:39Does Kristen drive a truck?
01:40Harvey, she is an award-winning poet.
01:44She does not drive a truck.
01:46David, is she dead in a truck?
01:47Tell me she's not dead in a truck.
01:49No, relax, relax.
01:49She's okay.
01:51God, I hope there's beer.
01:53Oh, David, honey.
01:54Look what's for dinner.
01:56Oh, well, you're making buffalo wings.
01:57Yeah, in honor of Kristen, because she's from Buffalo.
02:00You get it?
02:00Yeah, because, you know, we thought it'd be very nerve-wracking to meet your boyfriend's
02:04parents, so we want her to feel very relaxed and very at home, and so, voila, you know?
02:09Okay, this is kind of corny, but I have missed these Friday night dinners.
02:13Come here.
02:14Come here.
02:14Are you going to hug your parents voluntarily?
02:18We just want the girls to work out with you and Kristen.
02:21Yeah, we know how much you struggle.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Struggle?
02:25Well, you know, with dating.
02:27Yeah.
02:28With women.
02:29Well, I don't struggle.
02:32Well, I...
02:33Not anymore.
02:34I...
02:34Okay, I'm not the geeky kid that left here six years ago, okay?
02:38I'm a grown man with a serious girlfriend, and I would appreciate being treated like Natal.
02:42So, uh, how serious are we talking, like, about, uh...
02:46Honey, shh, listen.
02:47What?
02:49Do I hear...
02:50Wedding bells!
02:51Wedding bells!
02:52Wedding bells!
02:58So, if you did decide to propose, Great Grandma Sadie's ring is right upstairs.
03:04Just all things.
03:05She smuggled that ring out of Russia inside.
03:09Okay.
03:09Thanks, Nana.
03:10It's not like I'd do that in front of you guys anyways.
03:12Well, why not?
03:13Yeah, what are you waiting for, David?
03:14By the time I was your age, I had impregnated your mother twice.
03:18Boom shakalaka, boom boom shakalaka.
03:20Well, yeah, okay.
03:20Mom, that...
03:21Right there.
03:21That's why not.
03:22Are we even sure this alleged Kristen even exists?
03:25I mean, I've...
03:25I've scoured the internet for photos.
03:27There's nothing.
03:27I did find someone with her exact name in Iowa, and she sells her underwear to businessmen overseas.
03:33Uh, that's not Kristen.
03:35She just doesn't have social media, that's all.
03:37Right.
03:38Greg, it really hurts my heart to see you this jealous, man.
03:41Oh, me?
03:41Jealous of a math teacher?
03:43Math professor.
03:44Oh, ooh, I'm a professor now.
03:46My elbows require an extra layer of protection.
03:50Greg, stop being a prick.
03:51Greg's just hurting right now, you know, because I've got a job and a girlfriend, and
03:55you have two middle-aged roommates, and your primary source of income is your birthday
04:00cards.
04:00Not for long, beach.
04:01I'm about to get reach.
04:03Greg's preparing to launch his own music festival.
04:05Greg, by Greg West.
04:08Oh.
04:09Wow.
04:09It's unreal.
04:10Like your imaginary girlfriend, apparently.
04:12And if you're wrong.
04:13If she is real.
04:15Then I guess I'll have to stop messing with you.
04:17For life.
04:19Just like you asked.
04:20That'd be nice.
04:22Oh, look at that.
04:25Perfect timing.
04:27Suck it, whoopsie.
04:29You guys meant to have me, right?
04:37Hey, Kristen.
04:40Oh, that is not Kristen.
04:42Did you order a pizza?
04:44Uh, one, sorry, one second.
04:47Hey, Kristen.
04:48Where are you at?
04:49David?
04:51How can I say this?
04:52You and me.
04:53Hey!
04:54Oh, my God.
04:54Are you dumping me?
04:56Things are moving so fast, and I don't know if I'm ready to-
04:59Please.
04:59Please.
05:00No.
05:00No.
05:00Just not now.
05:02I made up my mind.
05:02Just come to dinner.
05:04David.
05:04How about this?
05:05Pre-dump me now, but the dumping doesn't legally take effect until midnight.
05:10So you can still come to dinner.
05:11David.
05:12No.
05:12I cannot go back in there alone.
05:14My brother is an animal.
05:15He will destroy me.
05:17For the rest of our lives, he will-
05:20Dude!
05:20Is this your picture or not?
05:22David, who cares what your brother thinks?
05:24You're so insecure.
05:26That's exactly why I can't be with-
05:27Excuse me.
05:28Excuse me.
05:29Sorry.
05:29Hi.
05:31Hi.
05:32My name's David.
05:33What's your name?
05:34Destiny.
05:35Wow.
05:36Okay.
05:37Destiny.
05:37This is gonna sound a little weird, but I need your help.
05:40I don't have time for whatever this is.
05:42I just booked another delivery.
05:43No, cancel it!
05:44Cancel it!
05:45Please cancel it.
05:45I will make it worth your while.
05:47I promise.
05:47What do you want from me?
05:49I need you to come inside and have dinner with me and my family.
05:52What?
05:52Just for an hour.
05:53Tops.
05:54I will give you, say, a hundred bucks.
05:57Ugh.
05:57Is this like a sex thing?
05:59No, no, no.
05:59No.
05:59I just...
06:00It means you to pretend you're attracted to me.
06:03Ugh.
06:04Make it two hundred.
06:06Ouch.
06:10No, put that snake away.
06:12Everybody, behave.
06:13You cannot screw this up for David.
06:16Kristen comes from a very sophisticated family and I just want her to feel at mother.
06:22What?
06:23Can you not smoke?
06:24Not smoking.
06:26Weeping.
06:27And what is this outfit?
06:28You got leopards, you got zebras.
06:30I feel like your boobies are gonna attack your tuchus.
06:32Ugh.
06:32Honey, don't worry about it.
06:34She is gonna love us.
06:35I'm gonna have her cracking up the second she walks in the door.
06:37Seriously.
06:38Greg, I want you to time me.
06:39See how long it takes to get my first laugh.
06:41I'm gonna greet her as the legendary Al Pacino.
06:44Hoo-ha!
06:45Go!
06:45Harvey!
06:46We settled this.
06:47We're doing a poem.
06:48Okay?
06:49Because we are smart.
06:51We are sophisticated.
06:52We are mother...
06:54Good one, yes.
06:57Okay.
06:58I think I'm ready.
06:59Good.
07:00Wait.
07:00Am I Kristen or Kirsten?
07:02Kristen.
07:03Kristen.
07:04Yeah.
07:04Better run this one more time.
07:05Uh, okay.
07:06So, my name is...
07:07David.
07:08Yes, and my birthday is...
07:09May 27th.
07:09Yes, and I work as a...
07:11A mathemagician.
07:12Titian.
07:13Jesus.
07:14Yo, dude!
07:15Where's the pizza?
07:16Yo, what's taking you so...
07:18Greg, I would love for you to meet my girlfriend.
07:22Hi, Greg.
07:23I'm Kristen.
07:26Hello?
07:27Looks like you need a minute to process this, buddy.
07:29Hmm.
07:30That is okay.
07:31So, uh, yeah, just join us inside when you're ready.
07:35Uh-uh.
07:36Okay.
07:41Hey, Mom and Dad?
07:43I would love for you to meet...
07:44Two roads diverged in a hood, and I...
07:48I took the one less traveled by.
07:51And that has made all the difference.
07:55Robert Frost.
07:56Hey, Mr. Frost.
07:58Oh, what?
07:58That's...
07:59That's...
07:59She's joking.
08:00Classic Kristen.
08:01Classic Kristen.
08:03Classic Kristen.
08:04Wow.
08:04Let's go into the dining room.
08:06Everyone.
08:06She is fun.
08:08She's cute, huh?
08:10Say, Kristen.
08:11Notice you have some very healthy teeth and gums.
08:16Dentist.
08:17Thank you, Dennis.
08:18I know my husband's a dentist.
08:20Yes.
08:21Of course.
08:22As I knew.
08:24Yeah, it's just my side hustle, though.
08:25My real deal's music.
08:26You know, I got a great little cover band.
08:28With a couple of cool dudes from my practice, you know, it's called the...
08:32You're gonna love this.
08:33The spin dentists.
08:37Like the spin doctors.
08:40What?
08:41So, Kristen, I understand that your father is a university chancellor?
08:48Has he always wanted to chancel?
08:51Or...
08:52Yeah.
08:52I'm a former educator myself.
08:55She was an art teacher.
08:56She did hand turkeys.
08:59We...
08:59Among other things.
09:00Oh, oh.
09:01But...
09:01But look.
09:04This is my other daughter.
09:07Emma Kurtzman.
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09The hot sister?
09:11Yeah.
09:11I'm, like, obsessed with her.
09:13I just saw her on the view.
09:15She was like this.
09:16With Joy B. Hammer.
09:18Wow.
09:18So you're the hot sister.
09:20Other sister, uh-huh.
09:21I'm, like, seriously impressed.
09:23Hey, Kristen, could you help me refill this ice bucket real quick?
09:26Oh, Greg, that's a one-person job, don't you think?
09:29It's not about the eyes, you silly goose.
09:32It's about Chrissy and I getting the chance to dish about how special, cute, and handsome you are.
09:38I'm telling you.
09:40Harvey, did you hear her?
09:42Oh, my Amy.
09:44She is so wonderful.
09:46I love her so much more than my other daughter, Jane.
09:50Hey, do you mind playing, would you?
09:53I don't do spicy, you know that.
09:55I don't want to repeat a carry in Bill's pool.
09:57Let me ask you this, Mom.
09:58Who took you in when Dad died, huh?
10:00Was it Amy?
10:02Was it Amy?
10:03Was it Amy?
10:03I don't think so.
10:04Who got you that pillow top mattress that you wouldn't shut up about?
10:07Or that big, stupid clunker of a massage chair that we had a queen in through a window?
10:12It cost 500 bucks every time that thing breaks down.
10:15I mean, seriously, Harvey.
10:17Like, how could she just...
10:18Harvey!
10:19Harvey!
10:20Pay attention!
10:21Want to?
10:22Can't.
10:23Don't have the bandwidth, honey.
10:24My entire world view just collapsed.
10:27Kristen doesn't think I'm funny.
10:29Yeah, I know, right?
10:30What the shit?
10:31I'm hilarious!
10:32Geez, I just want to hear her laugh once.
10:34Just once.
10:35I should have stuck to my guns.
10:37I should have opened with Pacino.
10:38I knew it.
10:39Ugh, Harvey.
10:40This night isn't about you.
10:41What does that even mean?
10:42When you're you, every night is about you.
10:46I'm sorry, Kristen.
10:47I don't believe you at all.
10:48Quit stonewalling me.
10:50What's your angle?
10:50What's the grip?
10:51What's the scam?
10:52I don't know what you're-
10:53Please.
10:53Please.
10:54Player recognize player?
10:56There is no way you are into David.
10:59So spill it.
11:05Someone like you would never be into David.
11:08That would be like a beautiful gazelle mating with...
11:11David.
11:12So he must be after his money.
11:14But David ain't got money.
11:16You're after my parents' money!
11:18Oh, well guess what?
11:19So am I.
11:20Okay?
11:20So let's work together, right?
11:22Maybe I'll be your man on the inside.
11:23Come on, cut me in.
11:24Give me a taste.
11:25Let me wet my beak.
11:29Sorry, dude.
11:30There is no scam.
11:32I love your brother.
11:34Why?
11:35Because he's smart, he's kind, and let's just say he's physically blessed.
11:41What?
11:41Ugh.
11:42Just tell me that's not true.
11:44I can-
11:44No, I cannot live in a world where that is true.
11:47I'm going now.
11:52Make it 500.
11:58Atencione, por favor.
12:03Kristen, I would like to make a toast.
12:07And that shirt you're wearing now.
12:09What is wrong with my shirt, mommy?
12:11I'm sorry, but I said that out loud.
12:15Oh, wow.
12:15Okay, so as I was at-
12:17Oh, pardon me, take mom's wine away.
12:20Oh, Donnie.
12:22Jane.
12:22Jeez, old man, you are looking beautiful tonight.
12:26Thank you so much.
12:27Uh, hey, you know what?
12:29Here's my situation, Jane, is I ordered a pizza.
12:31Uh-huh.
12:31Got a large.
12:33That's out of habit.
12:34On account of my recent divorce eight years ago.
12:36Yeah.
12:37Look, Donnie, I gotta get back in there.
12:39Well, here's my conundrum, Jane.
12:40See, the pizza never came.
12:41Uh-huh.
12:42They must have got the wrong house.
12:43I don't know.
12:43Because this is the app.
12:44See that blinking motor scooter?
12:45That's a delivery person.
12:47And they're already at your place.
12:48Okay.
12:49I don't know.
12:49Must be a glitch.
12:50There's no one here by the name of Destiny?
12:52No Destiny, Donnie.
12:53I got a Kristen.
12:54No Destiny!
12:55Where are my pizza?
12:56Bring out the pizza.
12:57Better go rescue mom.
12:58Donnie.
12:59Donnie.
12:59Who got Donnie's pizza?
13:01Hi, Donnie.
13:02There's no pizza here.
13:03Look, who's back?
13:04It's David, the big awkward one.
13:06Yeah, that's nice.
13:07My dad's here, so, you know, he gets with the dog.
13:10Better take him home.
13:11Yeah.
13:11No, sorry.
13:12I can't leave him home alone.
13:13You know, if he's left unattended for more than six or seven minutes, he starts,
13:17I believe the proper veterinary term is anxiety shitting.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21It's just really not a great time, Gissy.
13:23We're welcoming David's new girlfriend to the family.
13:26Why don't you say so?
13:27Where's that lucky lady?
13:27Is she over here?
13:29Where's that lucky lady at?
13:30Oh, look.
13:31We got the whole gang.
13:32What's up, Greg?
13:32How's it going?
13:33Harvey.
13:36Kristen, this is Donnie.
13:37Sorry about that.
13:38Great to meet you.
13:39This is my son, Lambert.
13:40Hey, you don't know nothing about a pizza, do you?
13:42Oh, what a good boy.
13:45I named him after the Stiller's all-time greatest linebacker.
13:48Jack Lambert.
13:49Oh, David, you got a kipper.
13:51Hey, look at this.
13:51I like to scare Harvey.
13:52I'm going to tackle you.
13:54I'm going to get you.
13:56Right there, my dad.
13:57I'm going to tackle you.
13:58This is good.
13:59I keep talking dogs and football.
14:00So, Kristen, how is your mother, the sculptor?
14:04I love sculpture.
14:05I talk about it all the time.
14:08I'm like the thinker and the very big horses in front of P.F. Changs.
14:16Oh, yeah.
14:17I love P.F. Changs.
14:18So good.
14:19Mother, what are you doing?
14:23Why are you taking your bra off?
14:25We're being sophisticated, remember?
14:27Because I am warrants.
14:29Okay.
14:30What is wrong with you?
14:31Don't.
14:32Don't make that way.
14:34Go to your room.
14:35Mom, I'm a grown woman, so I'm not going to go to my room.
14:40I am your mother, and I am telling you go to your room.
14:45Maybe you should go to your room.
14:46No.
14:47No, no.
14:48Go to your room.
14:49No, no.
14:50Go to your room.
14:51Go to your room.
14:52Go.
14:53Go.
14:55Are you sure for 300 bucks?
14:58I go to my room.
15:01Well, they got to get a kicker with a decent field goal percentage.
15:04I could pick 75.
15:05Dad, is there something off about Kristen?
15:08Obviously.
15:08She thinks Donnie's funnier than me.
15:10Right?
15:10The guy they got now, like, outside the 40?
15:14Can't make it.
15:15Can't kick it.
15:16Yeah, totally.
15:16That guy's totally like...
15:21Good one, Harv.
15:25It's okay to admit it, you know.
15:27Admit what?
15:28That tables have turned.
15:30That you were wrong about Kristen.
15:33That the heir of Greg has just died with a whimper, and the glorious age of David is upon us.
15:41There will never be an agent.
15:43Hey, Kristen, think fast!
15:45Oh!
15:45Oh!
15:46What the hell, Harvey?
15:47What are you doing?
15:49I'll get some ice.
15:50Come on, lamb.
15:50I was getting in on a football thing.
15:52What?
15:53What the hell, Harvey?
15:57What the hell, Harvey?
15:59It's Pacino.
16:03Hmm.
16:08Oh...
16:09Oh, so nice.
16:12Oh!
16:13I'm rocking again!
16:17You're not letting go of me!
16:20Jade!
16:22Dan Marino from college,
16:26You guys, I'll take it from here. Have a great night.
16:29Hey, Daddy. What is it, Lamb?
16:32How come the bald man don't like us?
16:34Goodbye, Donnie.
16:36Good boy, let's go.
16:37How could she think you're funny?
16:38I hope you don't got brain damage.
16:40Bye, Donnie. Bye.
16:41Come on, Lamb.
16:43You look so adorable.
16:45This one's always been adorable.
16:46Kristen, want to see a pic? Come on.
16:48Come here, you got to see what it looked like as a kid.
16:50This is little David when he was in sixth grade.
16:52Oh, my God. Is he wearing a wig?
16:55It's a perm.
16:56Yeah, right? Because he said he wanted a new look for middle school.
17:00I'm going to need a close look.
17:06Oh, my God.
17:10Harvey, we're going to be grandparents.
17:12What? Wowee!
17:19One, two, three.
17:23I did that!
17:25I did that!
17:27I did that!
17:28Oh!
17:31First thing tomorrow morning, Harvey and I are going to take you shopping.
17:35Oh, there was this little onesie that I saw.
17:38It says, party at my crib.
17:40Oh!
17:41And I always wanted a reason to get...
17:43What?
17:45I have to be honest with you, okay?
17:47The truth is...
17:49What, David?
17:50Yeah.
17:51What, David?
17:57We're going to need two of those onesies because it's twins.
18:00Twins?
18:01Twins?
18:02Sorry, I can't.
18:03Let me just, uh...
18:04Yeah, let me wrap my head around this.
18:06What are you, engaged?
18:07Because I don't see a ring.
18:08Oh, us?
18:09Absolutely.
18:09We are...
18:10We're planning to get...
18:11Great-grandma Sadie's engaged rip ring!
18:14Oh, God.
18:15You're going to shit yourself.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:22Oh, my God.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:27Oh, my God.
18:29All right, all right.
18:31That was scary.
18:32I was too stuck.
18:34Really?
18:35Yeah.
18:35Okay, hold on.
18:35Let me call the customer service door.
18:37What?
18:38You put that ring back where you got it.
18:40I saved that for your sister's son.
18:44Have to reserve it.
18:46Uh...
18:46He going to marry a nice Jewish girl, you know.
18:51Ma'am, hello.
18:53Um...
18:54Oh.
18:55Gosh darn it.
18:56It's stupid hold music.
18:57I said it's going to...
18:58You put that ring back...
19:00Um...
19:00Just sit tight.
19:01I'll be right back.
19:02Back here.
19:02There.
19:03Wipe.
19:03Wipe away.
19:04And have a nice time.
19:05And...
19:06Oops.
19:06There.
19:06I put it back.
19:07Jane!
19:09Jane!
19:09You did not put that back.
19:11I saw you.
19:11Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?
19:13That's your problem, not mine.
19:15My rate just doubled again.
19:17What?
19:17It's great to pose as your girlfriend, not your fiancé.
19:20I...
19:21You owe me a thousand.
19:22A thousand?
19:23I barely have...
19:24Two thousand.
19:25One for each twin.
19:26Come on.
19:26Demo me now, or I tell your brother everything.
19:30No.
19:32That's...
19:33This is bad.
19:43Kristen.
19:44Would you...
19:47Aw.
19:48He's emotional.
19:49So sweet.
19:51Go on, David.
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:56Yes, yes.
19:57Okay.
19:57Kristen, will you marry me?
19:58Ah!
19:59Yes.
20:00Yes, how well.
20:01Two thousand times.
20:03Yes!
20:04Yes!
20:05Yes!
20:06Yes!
20:08Yes!
20:09Yes!
20:09Yes!
20:13Voila!
20:14It is gorgeous, Jane.
20:16Oh, please.
20:17Call me mom.
20:18Mom.
20:19Could tonight be more wonderful?
20:21Oh.
20:25Harvey, no.
20:26Those are the wrong ones.
20:27Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
20:28Oh!
20:29Oh, those are spicy!
20:30Oh, it's hot!
20:31Oh!
20:32Hey, Pat.
20:33Look, you finally got a laugh.
20:35Oh.
20:38Mom.
20:39Mom, it's very pain.
20:41Oh, God.
20:43Oh!
20:44One eye get it this time.
20:45Harvey, are you okay?
20:50Kristen.
20:51Hi, David.
20:52I found this pizza in the bushes.
20:55What are you doing here?
20:56I changed my mind, David.
20:58I'm ready.
21:03Word.
21:07Hey.
21:08I can't really talk right now.
21:11No, I'm good.
21:13Just out here making dollars.
21:14Ruth, you want to speak to your baby?
21:17Say hi to daddy.
21:26It wasn't really ever about you.
21:28Ever since my father walked out.
21:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32David.
21:32Come here.
21:33Hey, Dad, I'm in the middle of something here.
21:35Yeah, I can handle that.
21:36Miss, our neighbor's been waiting for that pizza all night.
21:38Across the street.
21:39Across the street.
21:40Take your pizza.
21:41Okay.
21:42All right, son.
21:42There's something you need to know.
21:44Oh, God.
21:44I don't know how to tell you this,
21:45but I just give it to you straight.
21:46Do I candy coat?
21:47Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
21:50Damn.
21:50Okay, you know what?
21:51You know what?
21:52Rip the bandage off.
21:53I'm just going to tell you, David.
21:54Your fiancé's knocked up with some other dude's love child.
21:58Fiancé?
21:59Love child what?
22:00No, no, no.
22:01No.
22:02Start explaining.
22:03Now, David.
22:05Excuse me?
22:05You're going to speak to my man like that?
22:07Hey, hey, hey.
22:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
22:09James, come on, come on.
22:10It's fine.
22:10I don't even want to know.
22:11Oh, my God.
22:12Yeah, run, bitch.
22:14Kristen, please let me explain.
22:16Please.
22:16What is happening?
22:18Well, from what I've gleaned so far,
22:20the pizza girl's also named Kristen.
22:22Good night, everybody.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:24David?
22:26Everyone, this is real Kristen.
22:28I knew it, dude.
22:29I knew she was too good for you.
22:31No, but...
22:32Okay, it doesn't matter.
22:34Kristen, Kristen, please, please don't go anywhere.
22:38Just, why don't you stay?
22:40Stay with us because we are just such a wonderful family.
22:45Come in so we can have a chance to prove it to you.
22:47Jane!
22:48You left me up to die in the chair.
22:52Ha, ha.
22:53To, to, cock-tee-mag-la.
22:55To boy idiot.
22:57I'm going to bounce.
22:58Mother!
22:58Shh!
22:59Kristen!
23:00Kristen, come back!
23:01Hey, you like Dustin Hoffman?
23:02I'm walking here!
23:05Ah!
23:06I'm telling you, the other Kristen is better anyway.
23:07Yeah, she's a real dud.
23:11And she still has great-grandma Sadie's engagement ring, dude!
23:15Greg, give your brother a break, would you?
23:18No, no, no.
23:18He wins.
23:19He's right.
23:21Gets to mess with me for the rest of our frickin' lives.
23:24David!
23:26David!
23:26I'll tell you a little secret.
23:28Okay, cool.
23:30You know, we had a shit ton of Friday night dinners when you were off getting your doctorate.
23:34Greg only ever wanted to talk about one thing.
23:37You.
23:37That's right.
23:38He messes with you because he misses you.
23:40Right, Greg?
23:41Come on, say something nice to your brother for once.
23:46Fine.
23:48You know what, David?
23:49The truth is, I'm actually...
23:51That burns.
23:53Oh, God!
23:54No!
23:54No!
23:55Let me get that for you, bud.
23:57Oh, oh!
23:58Oh, that's a good idea!
24:02So, dinner next Friday, everyone?
24:04Wouldn't miss her the world.
24:08You're a Langer.
24:10And, what do we do?
24:12Ah, don't make me say it.
24:13David, what do we do?
24:14We keep common Langer on.
24:15Yes, we do!
24:17What's all this dip for?
24:19Chips and veggies.
24:20You know this, Dinky.
24:21Oh, my God, it's a setup.
24:22Son, you always wished for a night with Jenny Spiegel.
24:27Yeah, but not with you all here.
24:31You're about a little tizzy because your sister's coming in.
24:33No, they are.
24:34We are!
24:35Yes!
24:37I have such an amazing daughter.
24:42Zzz.
24:44Wow, look at you.
24:45I don't mean to be harsh, but it's her silver anniversary and you kind of herveyed it.
24:52How long can I leave a fish in a hot car before the trouble?
24:56I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
24:58It is go time.
25:00Beyonce?
25:01Yeah, dude.
25:02Will you put down the haterade and suck on this?
25:04Greg by Greg West is happening.
25:06Once in my life, I just want to beat Greg and then I could die happy.
25:10Prepare to die sad.
25:11Welcome to the Langer Dome!
25:13The call!
25:13Why do I come to these Friday night dinners?
25:15David, life is messy.
25:17People are messy.
25:19Think you could ever make it to a jizzle sizzle?
25:22Jam session?
25:22What?
25:23Wow!
25:25Whoa, whoa, whoa!
25:26I thought you said it was going to be boring here tonight.
25:28I really hope you would be.
25:34Silly string.
25:35What do you think?
25:35Too silly?
25:36You're not silly enough.
25:43You're not silly enough.
26:07You're not silly enough.
26:09Oh, me I'm sorry.
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