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مسلسل Baby Daddy مترجم - Episode 6
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00:00Okay, Emma, all aboard the Tucker train. Tucker, Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.
00:09Look, baby, I ain't got nowhere else to be. We could do this all day, okay?
00:16Okay, I'm out.
00:18Oh, my God, moving is exhausting.
00:23Especially if you're actually carrying things.
00:27Coming through, biceps burning.
00:30Oh, not quite as in shape as I look.
00:33Oh, hell to the knob.
00:36What is all of this stuff? She is not moving in here.
00:39Oh, relax, Peanut.
00:43These are just a few cherished memories that I've saved from my boy's childhood.
00:47Also known as crap she couldn't unload at the garage sale.
00:51Not crap. These boxes represent a lifetime of awesomeness.
00:55And we'd all hate to forget how awesome you are.
00:59Wait, are these all filled with Danny's trophies?
01:03Because, you know, I accomplished a few things growing up as well.
01:06Oh, if only they gave awards for making fake IDs.
01:18A picture I painted in kindergarten and a Thanksgiving hand turkey?
01:24Well, I'm sorry, honey. I can't be expected to keep track of everything.
01:29Hey, where are my college trophies?
01:30Downstairs, backseat. The boxes should be color-coded and dated.
01:36Hey, man, don't feel bad, okay?
01:38I mean, she didn't save his hand turkey.
01:40Look! My hand turkey!
01:45It's amazing how the unexpected
01:48Can take your life and change direction
02:21I can't quite put my finger on it
02:21It's softball
02:22And they haven't won a game.
02:24Do I need to say more?
02:27Found them.
02:28They were in the storage room next to the Christmas lights
02:31And what I thought was Mrs. Barks lost Chihuahua.
02:36It wasn't.
02:39Thanks, man.
02:40And there will be no trash talk in the B-Bar Brawlers.
02:43I'm sorry.
02:43I just don't see the point of playing you
02:45If you're not at least trying to win.
02:46Back me up here, Riley.
02:48Oh, no.
02:49I've known you both long enough to know that
02:51Back me up, Riley, is two seconds away from
02:53Shut up, Riley. Who asked you?
02:57The point
02:58Wait for it
02:58Is to have fun.
03:00And the fun is what I bring, okay?
03:02How do you think I got elected team captain?
03:04Well, you gave us free beer and ballots
03:06And said, vote for me.
03:09Oh, my God. Look at this.
03:11Varsity lacrosse.
03:12You and me, front and center.
03:14Which is fairly unfortunate for all the people in the back.
03:18You two were on the same team?
03:20Well, they didn't call her Rike Antor for nothing.
03:22She was tougher
03:23And wider
03:24Than any guy on the field.
03:26Hey, you want to come play? Everyone's welcome.
03:28Not really doing the sports thing anymore.
03:31God.
03:32This just feels like a different life.
03:34Well, you athletes enjoy your afternoon.
03:37I've got to get to the rink and hit stuff with a stick
03:39For money.
03:42Hey, we've got to get moving.
03:44I need to go hit things with a stick
03:46For beer.
03:50All right, brawlers.
03:51I'd like to propose a little pre-game toast.
03:54May we always remember that winning isn't everything
03:56But having a full keg is.
03:58Game on!
04:00Hold up.
04:01I think we have a couple pinch hitters.
04:03Everyone, this is Riley
04:04And my daughter, Emma.
04:06So, if we're keeping score
04:07That's Wheeler 1-0
04:09In the unplanned pregnancy game.
04:11Hey, Tuck
04:12You want to try some pop-ups
04:13While I get them settled?
04:14Oh, I'm good.
04:15I already ate.
04:18I meant
04:24I'm so glad you guys came down.
04:26Yeah, I thought it'd be nice
04:27For Emma to see her daddy play
04:28You know, hit a few over the fence.
04:30Clearly you've never seen me play
04:31Because that's not exactly what I'm known for.
04:34Ben!
04:37Really?
04:39Glue on home plate?
04:41That's what I'm known for.
04:47Lady in the locker room.
04:51But don't feel any pressure to cover up.
04:55Hi, cowboy.
04:57Mom, what are you doing?
04:59Oh, hi, Danny.
05:01I told you not to come see me here.
05:02And I'm not.
05:03I didn't even know you were here.
05:05That's worse.
05:07If my coach sees you again
05:08Oh, damn it.
05:09There he is, Mom.
05:10Please don't embarrass me.
05:11Hey, Coach Hayes.
05:12Wheeler.
05:13Hi, Bonnie.
05:14Hey, Hank.
05:15I'm really sorry about
05:17Bonnie.
05:19Hank.
05:20I'm glad you're cool with this, Wheeler.
05:23A lot of guys wouldn't be.
05:24Wouldn't be what?
05:26Me, going out with your mom.
05:30It takes him a minute.
05:32You're going out with my mom?
05:34But he always gets there.
05:36I was going to talk to you myself,
05:38but Bonnie said she'd handle it.
05:39And I handled it by not telling him.
05:43See?
05:44Absolutely nothing embarrassing whatsoever.
05:46Happy?
05:47Okay.
05:47No.
05:48Bye-bye.
05:48We should go.
05:49Oh.
05:54You can't tell me
05:55you're actually okay with this.
05:57I'm actually okay with this.
05:58Well,
05:59your mom dating your coach
06:01should make for some
06:01interesting pillow talk.
06:03What?
06:04No pillows?
06:05How did there suddenly
06:06get to be pillows?
06:07They were just going to happy hour.
06:09If I recall,
06:10the last girl you took to happy hour
06:12got so happy,
06:12we got a noise complaint.
06:17But that's different.
06:18They wouldn't...
06:20She's a mom!
06:22And Ben's a dad.
06:24Hasn't slowed him down.
06:26It would take a lot more than a baby.
06:31That's it.
06:32I can't think about this anymore.
06:33I'm going to go work out
06:34until even my brain is exhausted.
06:36See you in 20.
06:41Any progress?
06:42Well,
06:43if she could eat through her nose,
06:44I'd say she's doing great.
06:47Maybe.
06:50mystery solved.
06:52She's a daddy's girl.
06:57Tucker and the guy's already at the field.
06:59I should finish feeding her.
07:01Mom's going to be here soon.
07:02Can you run my equipment
07:03down to the field for me?
07:04And take my mitt.
07:05You'll have fun.
07:05I promise.
07:09Oh,
07:10this weighed so much less
07:11when I weighed so much more.
07:20You don't care about a shelf full of trophies,
07:22do you?
07:23Your daddy's still a winner
07:24in your eyes,
07:25right?
07:29I'll take that as a yes.
07:34Hey, ballers.
07:35Sorry I'm so late.
07:36We did it.
07:37We won.
07:38At what?
07:41Softball.
07:41The first time ever.
07:43But it was all Riley.
07:43She was incredible.
07:45Riley?
07:46Ben!
07:47Did you hear?
07:47Oh my God,
07:48you were right.
07:48This was so fun.
07:49These guys are awesome.
07:50No,
07:51you're awesome.
07:54Three home runs.
07:55Three.
07:56I think she even made the umpire cry.
08:00Sounds like I missed a great game.
08:03Oh,
08:03um,
08:05one other minor thing you missed.
08:09The guys voted Riley team captain.
08:12What?
08:13How could they?
08:14Wait.
08:16I thought the vote had to be unanimous.
08:19I might have gotten caught up in the moment.
08:23High five?
08:30Ben,
08:30I don't know what happened.
08:31I do.
08:32I was feeding my baby
08:34and you took over my team.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:38Okay,
08:39one minute I was picking up a glove
08:40and the next thing I knew,
08:41everyone was shouting,
08:43you're amazing.
08:46Okay,
08:46first it started out as awesome
08:48and then,
08:48you know,
08:49it went to amazing.
08:52Why are we even having this conversation?
08:54I'm obviously not going to do it.
08:56Really?
08:56Because I heard you were amazing.
09:01Ben.
09:01No,
09:02it's okay.
09:03The team seemed pretty happy.
09:04Maybe
09:05it'd be a good thing
09:06if you took over for a while.
09:08Are you sure?
09:09Because I really don't care
09:10one way or the other.
09:11Yeah,
09:12I'm sure.
09:12Oh my God,
09:13yes,
09:14thank you.
09:14This is going to be so much fun.
09:16I forgot how much I miss playing.
09:17The camaraderie,
09:18the competition,
09:19the chanting,
09:20in your face,
09:20suckers!
09:21I'm so excited!
09:24When did you get home?
09:25Where'd you go?
09:26He behaved himself,
09:27right?
09:29Sure.
09:30Let's go with that.
09:34We just went out
09:35for some Italian food.
09:37Italian food?
09:38Oh,
09:38we all know
09:39what that means.
09:42No,
09:42we don't.
09:43What does that mean?
09:44This is exactly
09:45what I was trying
09:45to avoid.
09:46Honey,
09:47I think I should keep
09:47this part of my life
09:48private.
09:50Private?
09:51In other words,
09:52just because he's your coach,
09:53don't expect to know
09:54when he scores.
09:59Don't you have
10:00something better to do?
10:01No,
10:01not better than this,
10:02no.
10:05Okay.
10:06Honey,
10:07I know
10:07that you don't want
10:08to hear this,
10:09but I'm a woman
10:11and I have needs.
10:14So make a list.
10:15I'll get whatever
10:15you need right now.
10:19So,
10:20we good?
10:21I'm Captain.
10:23Ben talked me into it.
10:24Without even
10:25opening my mouth.
10:27The only thing
10:28we haven't figured out yet,
10:29who's watching
10:30Emma on Saturday?
10:31Well,
10:31it's not going to be me.
10:32Hank invited me to lunch
10:33and I'm not canceling.
10:34Our schedules are
10:35almost impossible
10:36to hook up.
10:37She said hook up.
10:40I'll do it.
10:41I'll watch Emma.
10:43I'd hate for anyone
10:43to have to cancel
10:44their plans.
10:45Well,
10:45thank you,
10:46Danny.
10:46Problem solved.
10:49Not yet,
10:50but it will be.
10:58Oh,
10:59honey,
11:00are you okay?
11:01No.
11:02My tooth is throbbing
11:03like a jackhammer.
11:04Well,
11:05I got here
11:05as soon as I could.
11:06My hair,
11:07however,
11:08is 30 minutes away.
11:09I didn't know
11:10who else to call
11:11to watch Emma.
11:12Well,
11:12can I see it?
11:13Is your tooth cracked?
11:14Ow!
11:14Don't.
11:15The dentist said
11:15he could see me right now.
11:17I won't be long.
11:17I promise.
11:18Good,
11:18because I'm supposed
11:19to meet Hank
11:19in less than an hour.
11:20Oh,
11:21is that today?
11:21Just go.
11:24And remember,
11:25don't take home
11:26the giant toothbrush.
11:27It's the bathroom key.
11:30Thanks, Mom.
11:35Sorry about your date,
11:36Hank.
11:40Sorry, Tuck,
11:41I can't make it
11:41into the game.
11:42Why?
11:45Jury duty.
11:46But don't ask me
11:47the details.
11:48I took an oath.
11:50I shouldn't even
11:50be talking to you now.
11:53Danny?
11:54Ben.
11:55Please tell me
11:56that Emma's outside
11:57parking the car.
11:58No,
11:59she...
11:59Wait,
12:00aren't you supposed
12:01to be playing softball?
12:02No,
12:03I had to stay.
12:03We're swamped.
12:05Where's my baby?
12:07Relax.
12:07Mom's got her.
12:08Hank canceled
12:09or something.
12:10Not real sure
12:10about the details.
12:11Huh.
12:13Well,
12:14maybe I should've
12:14just asked Hank.
12:15Isn't that him?
12:16Oh,
12:17crap.
12:17Hide me.
12:21What are you doing?
12:22Okay.
12:23So maybe that story
12:24wasn't completely true,
12:25but if Mom asks,
12:26they had to put me
12:27under for a root canal.
12:30Unbelievable.
12:31No,
12:31it's not.
12:31They'll do it
12:32if you ask.
12:34No,
12:35you.
12:36How could you
12:36do this to Mom?
12:37She seems really happy.
12:39Oh.
12:39Like you care
12:40about other people's happiness.
12:41How's Riley gonna feel
12:42when she finds out
12:43you quit
12:43because she took over?
12:44This isn't quitting.
12:45It's not showing up
12:46and hoping she doesn't notice.
12:48Dude,
12:49you're supposed
12:49to have her back.
12:50Why do you think
12:51she stopped being
12:53Rygantor?
12:55She got tired
12:55of all the small planes
12:56buzzing around her head.
12:58No.
12:59She didn't think
12:59she'd ever have any friends.
13:01The guys would never like her.
13:03I'm just saying,
13:04you did a good thing.
13:05Don't screw it up now.
13:06Hey,
13:07can I settle up?
13:10What's on the house?
13:12Thanks.
13:16You're right.
13:17I'm being an idiot.
13:19But so are you.
13:21If it's not Hank,
13:22it's gonna be someone else.
13:29Hey,
13:30can I get a bar menu
13:31down here?
13:36Hey mom,
13:37I'm back.
13:39Coach?
13:42Danny,
13:42what are you doing here?
13:44In my robe.
13:46It's not what it looks like.
13:47Pretty sure that's my robe.
13:50I think you're ready
13:51to go in for round two.
13:53It's exactly what it looks like.
13:56Wheeler,
13:56calm down.
13:57No,
13:57I'm not gonna calm down.
13:58Hank,
13:59I'll handle this.
13:59Danny,
14:00calm down.
14:01Maybe I should just
14:02get dressed
14:03and then we can...
14:05Or I could just go.
14:06Hank,
14:07no.
14:07Hank,
14:07yes.
14:08Honestly,
14:08Wheeler,
14:09listen,
14:09if you would just
14:10give me two seconds...
14:11One,
14:11two.
14:13Danny,
14:14nothing was going on here.
14:16I've heard that before.
14:17I believe Dad
14:17called it wrestling.
14:20Wait,
14:21what happened to your tooth?
14:23Ow.
14:23Other side.
14:26You are unbelievable.
14:28Do you know what went on here this afternoon?
14:31We babysat.
14:33That's it.
14:34But when we tried to feed Emma,
14:35she flung mashed bananas all over everything we were wearing.
14:38Oh, yeah.
14:39She hates those.
14:40So you weren't...
14:42Hooking up with a guy I barely knew while I'm supposed to be babysitting?
14:45No!
14:46Please,
14:46I'm not Grandma.
14:50Now,
14:50if you'll excuse me,
14:52I still have banana in my bra.
14:56So you really did...
14:56No,
14:57we didn't!
15:01Strike one.
15:02Hey,
15:02up,
15:03you got cable?
15:04Because we're watching the same game.
15:08Hey,
15:08so sorry I'm late again,
15:09but I brought a little peace offering.
15:11Okay,
15:11it's the top of the ninth.
15:12I really don't have time for a prank right now.
15:14It's actually full of vodka.
15:15So we drink it and then launch it.
15:17There's a good chance we can clear the fence.
15:19First time for everything.
15:21Take a seat,
15:21Wheeler,
15:22with the rest of the ladies.
15:23Hey,
15:24hey,
15:24up!
15:25Turn your ringer on,
15:26because you're missing your calls!
15:29So,
15:30how's it going?
15:30Are we winning?
15:31We want you back.
15:32Oh,
15:32please be our captain again.
15:34What about Riley?
15:35All right,
15:35Tuck,
15:36you're on deck.
15:37Strike out again,
15:38and you'll be licking the lines off the field.
15:39Look alive,
15:40people.
15:43We already voted.
15:44The job's yours.
15:45But you have to fire her.
15:52The last time I told Riley something she didn't want to hear,
15:54she made me eat crayons.
15:55I still tear up at the sight of Burnt Sienna.
16:01Don't worry,
16:02I've got your back,
16:03okay?
16:04Hey,
16:05teammates.
16:05Hi,
16:06Riley.
16:07Oh,
16:07don't you look cute today?
16:08Oh,
16:08is that my phone?
16:13Hey,
16:15so what's up?
16:15Everything okay?
16:17Yeah,
16:18it's about the game.
16:20Oh,
16:20thank God.
16:21I was worried I was going to have to bring it up.
16:23Excuse me?
16:26I know it's your thing,
16:28but you've got to rein in the crazy.
16:31Kind of trying to do that right now.
16:35I just think you need to take the game a little more seriously.
16:38You're putting me in a really tough spot with the other guys.
16:41Truth is,
16:43I should have benched you.
16:46You were going to bench me?
16:48Okay,
16:49this just got a whole lot easier.
16:51But I can't.
16:52No,
16:53I can't.
16:55You're the reason I'm playing again,
16:57and I missed it so much.
17:01So what did you want to tell me?
17:04Just
17:06that you're doing a really great job.
17:07Thanks.
17:13Ding dong.
17:14When Riley's gone,
17:15Ben's firing her right now.
17:19What is this?
17:22The meaner version of what I was going to say?
17:30Hey,
17:31coach,
17:31we talked.
17:33I suppose you want your robe back.
17:36It's not how it...
17:41My mom told me about what happened.
17:43I'm really sorry for overreacting like that.
17:45No hard feelings.
17:47Thanks for understanding.
17:48And I totally promise to be better next time.
17:51I really don't think there's going to be a next time.
17:53Hey,
17:54don't blame her because I'm a jerk.
17:56That's not you,
17:57Wheeler.
17:57To be honest,
17:58I'm just not that into her.
17:59Turns out,
18:00she's not my type.
18:03Not your type?
18:04Just a matter of taste.
18:06So you don't like funny,
18:07beautiful women who are totally out of your league?
18:09Wheeler.
18:09No.
18:10That's my mom you're talking about.
18:12And the one thing I know for sure
18:13is that no one's smarter
18:15or nicer
18:16or more caring on this whole planet.
18:18And any guy would be lucky to go out with her.
18:20I'll go out with her.
18:24Yeah.
18:25In your dreams.
18:34Hey.
18:35You sure you feel safe coming so close?
18:40What if you put the bat down?
18:42What is the matter with me?
18:44Maybe you're just too smart and too beautiful.
18:47Again, still holding the bat.
18:50You can change the outside all you want.
18:52The inside?
18:54Not so much.
18:58I couldn't do it.
18:59I couldn't just have fun.
19:01Winning is fun for you.
19:03Oh my God, I love it.
19:05But what does that get me?
19:07A room full of trophies
19:08and nobody to share them with?
19:10Danny seems to have it figured out.
19:13Well, neither of us are your brother.
19:16Yeah, I think I've probably heard that one or two
19:19a hundred thousand times.
19:21But he's not the brother I wanted to be like.
19:26Truth.
19:28I once made up this whole goofy victory dance
19:32so I could show people that I can be fun too.
19:37Oh!
19:38I called it the Wheeler.
19:39What happened?
19:41Somebody laughed and I decked them.
19:44Truth.
19:45Truth.
19:47I was kind of looking forward to winning for a change.
19:51Never really tried it before.
19:55Well, I think you and the brawlers
19:57can figure out how to do it without me.
19:59Maybe.
20:01But what fun would that be?
20:02Penn, nobody wants me.
20:03It doesn't matter.
20:04I want you.
20:16I think we should probably run.
20:18Yeah.
20:21Go, Paul!
20:22We are on a roll!
20:24All thanks to my lovely co-captain.
20:27Riley even made up with the umpire.
20:29Turns out he really does need new glasses.
20:32Hey.
20:33Hey, Mom.
20:34Come to help us celebrate?
20:35No, more like hideout.
20:36Honey, you have to help me.
20:37What's wrong?
20:38Mom.
20:38Okay.
20:39What about this guy?
20:41I don't know, honey.
20:42The fear in his eyes is a bit of a turn-off.
20:45Maybe.
20:47What about that guy over there?
20:48Hey, you!
20:49Don't worry.
20:50I'm going to find a guy that makes you happy.
20:52Okay.
20:54He seems to be getting better.
20:57Thanks for talking to him.
20:59That's really nice.
20:59Hey, I know my boys work when I see it.
21:02Like I always say, thank God for my Ben.
21:05Do the wheeler.
21:06Do the wheeler.
21:07What is Riley doing?
21:08Do the wheeler.
21:09I believe it's called the wheeler.
21:11Do the wheeler.
21:13Well, honey, throw her a dollar.
21:14Otherwise, this is just sad.
21:15I don't know.
21:45You
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