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مسلسل Grown-ish مترجم - Episode 1
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00:09It had only been three days since I left home and my dad was already 5150.
00:17It hurts so bad.
00:19What hurts so bad, Dad?
00:21My soul!
00:23Dad, stop. Seriously.
00:24But you don't understand, Zozo? The world is a dangerous place now.
00:29College is totally different than when I was coming up.
00:32Okay, dude, you had Freaknik?
00:42Lies! Propaganda! Freaknik never happened!
00:46Okay, there are YouTube videos, one of which I'm actually pretty sure you're in.
00:54Okay, it was amazing. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think about it, but I don't
01:00want that for you!
01:01Dad, I don't want that for me. No, I gotta go.
01:04No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:06Um, when you come home this weekend, can we watch The Breakfast Club together?
01:11I'm not coming home this weekend.
01:14But that's our favorite! Don't forget about me! That was the song's one rule!
01:22Bye, Dad.
01:24Three days.
01:26Shell of a man.
01:28Watch out, world, I'm grown now!
01:33Learn something new every day
01:35I don't know, so I'm gonna feel my way
01:38Got the weight of the world on me
01:41But no regrets, this is what I say
01:44Watch out, world, I'm grown now
01:48You can tell me
01:49Mama, I'm feeling so loud
01:55Mama, love, I'm grown now
01:58I'm grown now
02:01I was out of your league
02:05I'd been in college for three days
02:07And at that moment, there was no way my dad or anyone else
02:11couldn't have told me that I didn't already know
02:13everything I needed to know to completely master this place
02:16the same way I had in high school
02:19I knew it all
02:20I knew that Ronald J. Winthrop was our school founder
02:23and that he dabbled in slavery
02:26I knew that the Cal U basketball team of 1958
02:30would get bodied by the Cal U basketball team today
02:33I knew that this was the women's bathroom
02:36and also the men's bathroom
02:39I knew this was the campus hotspot
02:42This was the campus lame spot
02:46And this was the campus dead spot
02:49Hold on, mom, did you say dad was gay or game?
02:52Gay or game?
02:54Hello?
02:55Damn it, mom!
02:56Hello?
02:58Oh, hey, this receptionist
03:02drug boy status showtime
03:05But the one thing I didn't know about college
03:07that I'd never admit to my dad or anybody else
03:10was that in all actuality
03:12I would soon discover that I didn't know anything
03:16We're trapped inside the matrix
03:18Which was obvious
03:20because I was enrolled in a midnight class
03:22that no one in their right mind would ever want to be in
03:25The kids don't stand a chance
03:29I said the kids don't
03:31The kids don't stand
03:33The kids don't stand a chance
03:35And I especially didn't know that the same film my dad begged me to watch this weekend
03:40The same film that ignited our father-daughter bond
03:43The film that taught me how to apply lipstick with my boobs
03:46Would be way closer to my real life than I ever knew
03:50Good evening, everyone
03:52If you're here for the digital marketing strategies class
03:56You've come to the correct place
03:57If you're here to inquire about the listing for a mixed breed letter
04:02or premature breech terrier puppies
04:06You've also come to the correct place
04:11I am Professor Dr. Charles Telfi
04:14Okay, freeze
04:16First of all, he's not a doctor
04:17And the fact that he's a professor totally blows my mind
04:21I knew Charlie as the weird guy my dad works with
04:24All we've got to do is plant some cocaine in her desk
04:28I'm pregnant and I hate you
04:30What happened?
04:34Somehow, he's managed to keep his day job while teaching this class
04:38As a junk professor for the midnight to 2am after night school program
04:42I welcome you to a unique new educational frontier
04:46Most of our jobs don't allow us to go to school doing normal hours
04:51Whores
04:52But the daylight belongs to the meek
04:54The bold on the night
04:56And with it the future
04:57We're just into tomorrow before anyone else
05:02You hear that?
05:04That's tomorrow happening today
05:06Now, this syllabus right here
05:09Is going to break down the entire course
05:12Starting with week one
05:13Drums
05:14Week two
05:16Drums from the past
05:17Week three
05:18Drums of the future
05:20Basically, this will be an all-drones class
05:22Why?
05:24Cause they arouse me
05:28So, just like the Breakfast Club
05:30These six losers
05:32Who I normally never would have even spoken to
05:35Would not only become my friends
05:39But some of the closest people to me in my life
05:46Like Nomi
05:47She's my boo
05:48What the f*** are you looking at?
05:51But it didn't exactly start off that way
05:54See, Nomi wasn't your typical Jewish American princess
05:58In fact, she wasn't your typical anything
06:01She liked Rottweilers
06:03And moshing at Swedish death metal concerts
06:06She was a liberated woman
06:09Who didn't conform to the boundaries or laws that her family, society, or 49 of the 50 states deemed acceptable
06:17And then there were these two
06:19Hey, I'm Jazlyn
06:20She's Skylar
06:21Are you guys
06:22Twins?
06:23Totally
06:24BT dubs your hair is everything
06:25Despite their Simi Valley accent
06:28The twins from Tyler Perry's The Shining
06:31Were actually from The Hood
06:32They were also Cal U's hottest track recruits
06:35Which meant they were judged about everything
06:37Just like the young black female athletes who came before them
06:41Who were scrutinized about their speed
06:43Their bodies
06:44Even their edges
06:47But America's Darlings were a far cry from this guy
06:50Who had a different opinion about America
06:52This one's Black Lives Matter
06:53I got I Can't Breathe, Michelle 2020
06:55Justice for Khalif Browder
06:57And Free Asajah Kor
06:58Oh, and what's the bracelet for?
07:02Um, it just lets the EMTs know that I have a peanut allergy
07:07Aaron and I met during freshman orientation
07:09He was a super hot sophomore with a bunch of forearm tattoos
07:13Who somehow against all odds made a duck tail work
07:18Seriously, that should not work, right?
07:21But questionable hair choices aside, he had big plans to change the world
07:25Um, BSU's protesting the fact that Cal U is changing the black boards to white boards
07:31Why would they do that?
07:32Here you go
07:34This dude
07:35Uh, is something funny, bro?
07:37Nah, we get it
07:38You're, um, woke
07:40Baby Basquiat over here is Luca
07:42The only freshman fly enough to rock the same skirt as me and make me think about changing
07:47But not everyone was a fan
07:50Okay, my bad for caring about the culture
07:52Maybe I should be more like you and spend all my free time ring shopping
07:55But then when would you have time to look for buttons?
07:57Dude, would you keep it down?
07:59This isn't the Magic Johnson Theater
08:04It'd be cool if it were
08:06He's a community entrepreneur
08:08So that dude who was about to get world-starred was Vivek
08:12A first-generation Gujarati Indian born to a devoutly Hindu family
08:16He was a straight-A student and a national merit scholar
08:20And he had big dreams of following in the footsteps of his hero
08:24No, not him
08:25And thank God not him
08:28Him
08:39So, I'm pretty sure you're wondering how a girl like me with perfectly threaded eyebrows and J-Law level charm
08:45Wound up in a midnight class full of puppies and meth addicts
08:49Well, you weren't the only one
08:51Uh, apparently some people in the administration are scrutinizing over the legitimacy of this class
09:06Crazy, right?
09:08So, a survey will be going around
09:11Pro protocol, I have to step out
09:14Feel free to talk amongst yourselves about why you wanted to enroll in this class
09:19And, it would be greatly appreciated if you leave out any mention of breech terrier puppies that may or may
09:25not actually be coyotes
09:27Well, I know I'm here
09:29I enjoy taking classes taught by black professors and fortunately, he's one of them
09:33Look, you, why, why are you here?
09:47Why am I here?
09:48Yeah
09:50Drones
09:51I love them
09:52This dude
09:54Am I right?
09:55With all the buttons?
09:56Sure
10:04Alright, so I'm not gonna lie, I'm not in this class because I love drones
10:09Although, they are pretty cool, it's like we gave a bunch of cameras to birds
10:13But again, not why I'm here
10:15And, I'm not about to put my business on blast to these six randos who I'm stuck in drone class
10:20with
10:20Well, I can't but the real reason I'm in here
10:23My uncle reads this
10:25You know, Nomi, Cal Yu is where I met your second aunt
10:29Was she the one you lost to hedonism to?
10:32Yeah
10:33The Rippin' and the Terran
10:36The Rippin' and the Terran
10:37Nomi's uncle was Bert Parker, the Dean of Students
10:40And, despite his eight failed marriages, he seemed oddly more preoccupied with Nomi finding the right guy than her finding
10:47the right class
10:48Perhaps you'll find love here too
10:49Hot tip, most of the young eligible Jewish guys hang out right over there
10:56We call that area Little Boca
11:01But unbeknownst to anyone in her family
11:06Nomi and her new found sexual freedom had other things in mind
11:10You know, I really have to go to the bathroom
11:12I have like some questionable sushi
11:14I'll be back
11:18Oh!
11:23So, I should just put drones, right?
11:26Yeah, definitely, definitely just a drone situation
11:30Yeah, I think I might be a drone guy too
11:33Yes, mommy, I've signed up for the statistics club
11:35Thank Atibina for the Ganesh statue, we got here in one piece
11:38And tell Papa G I'll call him tonight to go over to my classes
11:41And before you ask, they're all STEM
11:43No arts, no humanities, no physical activities
11:45Yo, Vivek
11:49Mom, let me call you back, I just saw some of my engineering friends
11:51Those were not his engineering friends
11:54I got Molly, I got Oxy, I got Roxy
11:56I got Xanny's, I got Perk's, I got Addie's
11:58And this?
12:01It's a really strong big ingestion
12:02So Vivek grew up poor
12:04His parents wanted him to be an engineer, and he did too
12:08But he wasn't willing to wait eight years to ball out
12:14A drug dealer?
12:16Hey, I'm not a drug dealer
12:18I just get pills at a lesser price from a guy and sell them at a markup
12:22It's not like I'm going to shoot you or anything
12:25Unless you don't pay, then my boy little pup will definitely do it
12:27Oh my god, I'm totally a drug dealer
12:30Yeah
12:31Little puppet
12:34Oh well, so I'm assuming you guys are putting drones too?
12:38Um
12:39You know those picture perfect sports illustrated cover girls?
12:43Hello girls!
12:44Hey Dean Parker
12:45Well, don't judge a magazine by the cover
12:48What is your bum ass problem bro?
12:49Make up your damn mind already
12:51Excuse me?
12:52Which class can I take without you in it?
12:54Anything at UCLA
12:56Bye bitch
13:02Yup, under those smiles, that's who they really were
13:05But as their father always drilled into them
13:08No one wants two ratchet ass girls on the front of a cereal box
13:11Kinda disagree with your pops
13:14That might actually bring weighties back
13:16Whatever dude, are you putting down drones or not?
13:19Nah, I'm just gonna put down that I don't really care
13:32Wow, so you still smoke cigarettes?
13:34So you like, really don't care
13:37I don't
13:38So, are you gonna tell us what's behind your drone story or what?
13:44These six weirdos just bared their soul and everyone seems cool with their truth
13:48So, why can't I?
13:51Alright guys, so I gotta be honest, I don't love drones
13:53I mean, I do, it's how we cop bin Laden, but not why I'm here
13:56Okay, so this is what happened
13:58It was the day before registration and I was at the coffee shop
14:02Who got the venti black iced tea, extra water, extra ice, 12 pumps, classic sweetener
14:06Oh, that's me
14:08Annalisa Patricia Torres was born in Miami to Cuban immigrants
14:13She was a devout Catholic
14:15And an even more devout Republican
14:18With a secret shame
14:22So, Anna and I hit it off immediately
14:24We had a ton in common, I mean, we're both freshmen
14:27She loved my hair, I loved that she loved my hair
14:29How could she not?
14:30And everything just got better from there
14:35Some older girls I knew from high school invited me to a party
14:38I brought Anna with me because she was my first college friend
14:42This is like, a real party
14:44Oh god, I'm nervous
14:47No, don't worry, I got you, Anna
14:50Just be cool
14:52Okay, you're right
14:52Just be cool, Annalisa
14:55Oh my god, I'm so excited, I think I gotta poop
14:58Hey, Zoe
14:59Hi!
15:00Who wants to rock gummies?
15:04And the next thing you know, me and Anna were at our first college day party
15:08The party was amazing
15:25I mean, I was trying to get Anna to slow her roll and she wasn't having it
15:29But things between us were going great
15:31Until they weren't
15:37Zoe!
15:39Dude!
15:40How's it going?
15:43The situation just got whack
15:46We should have another party
15:49Zoe!
15:51Are you coming soon?
15:59Where are you going?
16:01Where are you going?
16:03He's coming soon
16:07Where are you going?
16:22Where are you going?
16:24oh so there it is the truth it's kind of felt good it's a relief to say it out
16:31loud you know get it off your chest now let's go get some freaking french toast
16:36get it it's like a reference to it yeah dude you are a monster
16:56should have just put down drones
17:01aaron was right i was a monster i'd bailed on another girl when she needed me most
17:07i was a terrible person hey listen don't worry about it okay i mean haven't we all done something
17:13like that before you have who me oh no god no i mean not like that that was some east
17:21african
17:21genocidal warlord shit
17:26oh wait i could have sworn you were trying to make you feel better
17:29yeah that's where i thought things were heading
17:31but i don't deserve to feel better because i should have helped anna
17:35yeah but you didn't why
17:37because i was a freshman and upper classman party and there were hot guys everywhere and
17:42you know i just wondered about what people would think of me
17:47yeah i get that but why
17:50what do you mean why because people's opinions matter
17:53yeah but why
17:54i mean because these don't feel like questions any logical human has to answer
17:57caring what people think is me and jazz's whole life
18:00it's why we live this fake ass fun
18:02yeah if we don't make it we end up back in the hood
18:05jerking off some guy who sells incense and tube socks behind the donut shop
18:09like whoa okay i totally feel like you guys just skipped over multiple steps on your spiral down
18:17yeah if we go back home we're not just failures to ourselves we've let everybody down
18:23we're losers total disappointment
18:28i mean there's jobs at the post office
18:31the dmv personal trainer those sign turning guys i just feel like there's a couple
18:36other options before you know the donut shop situation
18:42i totally get online to be a disappointment
18:46why do you guys think i haven't come out to my family yet
18:50i mean like would they still love me
18:53sure but would they look at me differently i don't know and i don't want to know i just
18:57i want to be their daughter not their bisexual daughter
19:03you gotta live your life out loud or else you'll end up like my dad
19:08your dad's a closeted bisexual
19:11worse he's a bum
19:12uh that's messed up my guy when's the last time you've seen him
19:18i don't know in person
19:21last week when he dropped me off
19:22we skyped this morning about our catalina trip
19:26wait you skyped
19:27oh my god is he one of those homeless dudes with a cell phone
19:30that drives me crazy
19:33me too
19:33what no
19:35well then what is it bro is he a he's an alcoholic he's on drugs what's up
19:40he's a cab driver
19:44a cab driver who beats your mom
19:46no he worships my mom
19:49okay so like in hindi does bum mean like a present and supportive father right
19:53yeah that's gotta be honest
19:55he's a bum because he never tried
19:56he's a smart guy but he's been driving that stupid cab for 35 years dude's got no ambition
20:02you mean other than fleeing a third world country
20:06developing a high level understanding of english
20:09loving his wife
20:10and putting his son through college
20:18dude's a bomb
20:20i'm a bad person
20:22huh
20:22she said she was a bad person
20:24yeah i heard what she said thank you i want to know why she said it
20:27probably because she thinks she's not a good person
20:29i don't remember talking to you bro
20:31yo why don't you just shut the
20:32how about you get
20:45i don't know why but at that moment something came over me
20:49maybe it was hearing vivek talk about his dad
20:52or know me being honest about her sexuality
20:55or maybe it was just because i'd done such a shitty thing to anna
20:59but i felt compelled to keep opening up
21:02i realized the first time i was out on my own
21:05the first chance to make my own decision
21:07i made the wrong one
21:09and i had done it so easily
21:11what did that say about me
21:13was that the person i really was
21:15the thought of that scared me
21:17but i wasn't alone in my feeling
21:19we were all scared
21:24one by one i looked around and saw a group of strangers with nothing in common
21:30look at each other and see their truest selves reflected in the eyes of people
21:34they would soon call family
21:38in fact the more we cried the more we realized exactly why we all had stumbled into this crazy
21:44class
21:45and it wasn't drones
21:53dear professor dr telfi
21:55you asked us to write down why we're taking this class
21:59and the honest truth is we're scared
22:02scared that maybe we're a person we wouldn't like very much if we met
22:06scared we're people who are gonna let our communities down
22:10scared we're people our parents might think different of if they really knew
22:15scared of becoming our parents
22:17and in some of our cases
22:19scared of losing one of our 17 thumb rings
22:24that was a moment that bonded us forever
22:27it was a moment we never talked about again
22:29it was a moment that was ours
22:35the next night i was feeling more confident
22:37that although i would still make mistakes
22:39i was determined to make better choices
22:41and be a better person overall
22:43hey tara what's up with the box
22:45oh a new single just opened up over at cardinal towers
22:49i'm out of here
22:50so you're moving out
22:51yep
22:53i like to study naked it's probably better for both of us
22:56but don't worry
22:57they already assigned you a new roommate
22:58she's in there unpacking
23:00she seems cool
23:03okay
23:05oh
23:07okay
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