In this animated film, space adventurer Buzz Lightyear (Tim Allen) loses his partner during a mission and resolves to never jeopardize another person's life again. But Buzz's commander, Nebula (Adam Carolla), finds him a replacement anyway: Princess Mira Nova (Nicole Sullivan). Meanwhile, Buzz's nemesis, nefarious Emperor Zurg (Wayne Knight), plots to steal the Uni-mind, a valuable device that facilitates the little green men's collective thought process; without it, the whole race is useless.
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00:00:27VHS, this is Beta. We've got the package.
00:00:29We're coming home.
00:00:30Hey, everybody. It's here. It's here.
00:00:33It's here? Well, it's about time.
00:00:40It's the new action-packed Buzz Lightyear movie.
00:00:43One, three, four. All right, move it up.
00:00:45Somebody put it in the tape. Put it in. My tiny arms can't reach.
00:00:49Okay, okay. Hold your horses, Rex.
00:00:51Put it in.
00:00:52Gosh, it's stuck.
00:00:55Just kidding.
00:00:56Let me take a look at that.
00:00:59What? A Buzz Lightyear movie.
00:01:00Hey, what do you know? You don't look so fat when they draw you that way.
00:01:05Let's watch it.
00:01:06Yes, quiet, quick, quick.
00:01:08Buzz, we're not going to watch the whole thing.
00:01:10We just want to see all the commercials at the beginning.
00:01:13What?
00:01:14He's kidding, Rex.
00:01:15Excuse me, Mr. Lightyear.
00:01:17You ought to sign that tape.
00:01:20It might be worth something someday.
00:01:22We can sign it later.
00:01:23Put it in. Put it in.
00:01:25Darned thing's jammed.
00:01:27Jammed?
00:01:28Oh, I can't stand the suspense.
00:01:30I can't.
00:01:31I just, I...
00:01:31Oh, boy.
00:01:33Rex.
00:01:34Gee, maybe we went too far.
00:01:37Just kidding.
00:01:39Good one, Rex.
00:01:40Very good.
00:01:49This is the universe.
00:01:50I work here.
00:01:52Name's Lightyear.
00:01:53Buzz Lightyear.
00:01:54I'm a space ranger.
00:01:56My partner, Warp Dark Matter, and I work out of Star Command's universe protection unit.
00:02:01At 0800 hours, the report came in.
00:02:04Missing.
00:02:04Three little green men.
00:02:06Last scene, Star Command's science vein.
00:02:09Alpha mission objective.
00:02:10Locate LGM's ASAP.
00:02:13We'll find and rescue these little green men, even if we must go to infinity and beyond.
00:02:33Buzz Lightyear mission log.
00:02:36We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom, with no sign of the missing personnel.
00:02:42Hey!
00:02:43Come on, buddy.
00:02:44Nobody ever reads those reports.
00:02:46Warp, my friend.
00:02:48Procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos.
00:02:52Ha, Buzz.
00:02:53If it means less paperwork, I'll take chaos.
00:02:58Oh, man.
00:02:59Give it up, partner.
00:03:00This rock's as dead as it looks.
00:03:02Never judge a moon by its crater.
00:03:04We better double-check the dark side.
00:03:05I'll drive.
00:03:21Well, mission accomplished.
00:03:24Three LGM's disappeared.
00:03:26We just found three LGM's.
00:03:29Well, I don't think these are the three missing little green men.
00:03:35Sure, not anymore.
00:03:36I'm afraid these three are stowaways.
00:03:39Blast!
00:03:40This won't look good in my report.
00:03:42Hey!
00:03:43Must save the lost ones!
00:03:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:03:46We'll find your amigos, boys.
00:03:48Just not here.
00:03:49Here.
00:03:51How could you be so sure?
00:03:53Mind Link.
00:03:55Oh, come on.
00:03:57Evil.
00:03:59Now you're just trying to freak us out.
00:04:01No, it's my worst fear come true.
00:04:03Here we go.
00:04:04This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
00:04:10Evil Emperor Zurg.
00:04:14What plot?
00:04:15You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree?
00:04:18The Fiend.
00:04:19Why can't he leave kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?
00:04:22All I know is we've searched half of the Zeta Quadrant to find the missing LGMs.
00:04:25And what do we find?
00:04:26A lot of nothing!
00:04:29There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
00:04:33Crater Viper, look out!
00:04:37Crater Viper's never hunting packs.
00:04:40Tell them that!
00:04:49Thanks, partner.
00:04:51Looks like this moon's not so dead after all.
00:04:54Give me a minute.
00:04:55It will be.
00:04:57The last one!
00:04:58What are you doing?
00:05:01This way.
00:05:12Oh!
00:05:34Warp!
00:05:34Hit him from below!
00:05:35Soft underbellies, eh?
00:05:40Let's see how ticklish.
00:05:46I should have guessed!
00:05:47A Crater Viper slag monster mutant!
00:05:54The LGMs!
00:06:00Let's save the last ones!
00:06:05Can't you just warp!
00:06:07Gemini Split, now!
00:06:16Any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?
00:06:20The lost ones are there!
00:06:23Oh, well, then I'd say they're the dead ones now.
00:06:27Let's get out of here.
00:06:31Ah, I'm going in.
00:06:33Follow my lead, I hope you have a blast!
00:06:35No more so than usual.
00:06:46Now what?
00:06:47Full throttle, hit it!
00:07:02The lost ones aren't in it.
00:07:04They're under it!
00:07:05Not enough power!
00:07:08All right, new plan!
00:07:23That was your plan?
00:07:25Most of it.
00:07:26Where are the LGMs?
00:07:27Take a guess.
00:07:33I knew it!
00:07:35I knew it!
00:07:38I knew it!
00:07:56oh anything no no he's not gonna like this
00:08:05anything no he's not going to like this
00:08:14what should i tell him we have proven that the little green men think and feel as one
00:08:19we just don't know how
00:08:21oh he's not gonna like this at all
00:08:27oh now what
00:08:30he didn't like it
00:08:36evil and berserk how are you the torture tank is good to go here as you can see and i
00:08:39got everything
00:08:40my bad
00:08:55we will never talk
00:08:59do your work
00:09:00my plan exactly
00:09:06blast laser resistant diabolic alloy let me try
00:09:15yes
00:09:20after you
00:09:23excuse us coming through
00:09:25get back in the ship and wait
00:09:27no
00:09:28now i know this is personal for you but i must insist
00:09:32no
00:09:34okay we're getting into a chain of command area here so really
00:09:38we feel the pain oh
00:09:40oh oh oh oh right
00:09:42it's their mind link thing
00:09:43how do you do that anyway
00:09:47the unimind
00:09:50unimind
00:09:50the mystical orb that links all of lgm kind
00:09:53it's on their home world
00:09:54of course that's need to know classified
00:09:57i'm your partner i need to know
00:09:59how you do anything else i should know
00:10:00no i'd say you're up to speed
00:10:01okay thank you
00:10:04tell me of your mind link tell me your secret
00:10:07never
00:10:08no i'll just have to pick your brains
00:10:12where's my cranial disector bot
00:10:25ah light yeah
00:10:27evil emperor zerg by the authority of the galactic alliance you are hereby charge
00:10:32with attempted dissection of star command personnel
00:10:35i shall destroy your galactic alliance but first i shall destroy you
00:10:41well not personally
00:10:43hornets destroy boss light gear
00:10:57prepare to die
00:10:59boss light gear
00:11:00not today sir
00:11:11come on
00:11:27back up
00:11:29always a dramatic entrance warp let's go after zerg
00:11:32not today light gear for i started the self-destruct sequence on my way out
00:11:37it is a moon of doom now
00:11:40it is a moon of doom now
00:11:41hahhhhh
00:11:42self destruct in 60 seconds
00:11:4560 seconds
00:11:46all the time in the world
00:11:49uh oh
00:11:53Get to the ship! Blast off!
00:11:56What's wrong?
00:11:58That's an order! We'll meet you in orbit!
00:12:00Self-destruct in 45 seconds
00:12:04Farewell, my dear! This time, you shall not escape!
00:12:10Just watch me, sir!
00:12:28Come on, warp! It's time to blow this rock!
00:12:36Self-destruct in 10 seconds
00:12:39Get out of here! No!
00:12:42Go! We're partners! I said go!
00:12:50Go on!
00:13:03Space Ranger Warped Dark Matter sacrificed himself for the success of his mission, for the safety of his fellows.
00:13:10I miss him very much.
00:13:14Buzz Lightyear Personal Log
00:13:16In his crazed attempt to destroy me, Zerg has robbed the universe of a good man.
00:13:23My partner. My friend.
00:13:27On this day, I vow, no Ranger will ever again fall in harm's way because of me.
00:13:33I work alone.
00:13:44Commander Nebulon, report to training deck.
00:13:47Yeah, yeah. Way ahead of ya.
00:13:50Cadet Florn! Watch your tail, son!
00:14:02You people try that kind of hot-dogging in the field, and you're space guys!
00:14:08Commander Nebula.
00:14:10Ah, Lightyear. I got something I want you to see.
00:14:13Alright, we're cranking it up to level 9, people.
00:14:17Bring it up.
00:14:20Huh?
00:14:25Level 9? Commander, they're only rookies.
00:14:28Come on. I train on level 9.
00:14:31I know.
00:14:34Ah!
00:14:40Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:45Ah!
00:15:05Level 10
00:15:26Oh, well, I guess we couldn't expect a rookie to...
00:15:30It ain't over
00:15:54How did she do that?
00:15:56She's from the planet Tangia
00:15:58Of course, Tangian ghosting powers
00:16:01Excellent
00:16:01Yeah, let's see one of Zerg's robots walk through a wall
00:16:05Ranger Miranova reporting for duty, sirs
00:16:09Miranova?
00:16:10Strange coincidence
00:16:11Isn't that also the name of the heir to the Tangian throne?
00:16:15I met her once
00:16:16You saved my planet once
00:16:18Buzz, meet your new partner
00:16:20Partner?
00:16:22Sir, what you did for my people
00:16:24It inspired me to join
00:16:26No
00:16:29No?
00:16:30No what?
00:16:31No partner
00:16:32Too risky
00:16:33Oh, look, son
00:16:36I know you're still torn up about warp
00:16:38But next time you're out there
00:16:40And Zerg aims for me
00:16:41What's to keep the princess from ending up like warp?
00:16:45Yeah, well, maybe it's the princess keeping you from ending up like warp
00:16:48Okay, hello, the princess has a name
00:16:51Yeah, I'm sorry, prince
00:16:52Mira, I work alone
00:16:54So you're gonna stop Zerg all by yourself?
00:16:57That's the general plan
00:16:58But regulations clearly state that
00:17:00I know regulations
00:17:02I wrote half of them
00:17:04But as long as Zerg is gunning for me, anybody close to me is gonna get caught in the crossfire
00:17:09Noted
00:17:10Noted
00:17:10But Buzz, there's one thing you should know
00:17:13Yes, sir
00:17:13You are not going out there without backup
00:17:17I'm sorry, commander, but from now on, Buzz Lightyear flies solo
00:17:24All personnel, clear the launch bay
00:17:26StarCroser 36, prepare for launch
00:17:40Crystallic fusion modules needed on pad 14
00:17:50I'm just cleaning the floor and stuff
00:17:52Clean is good
00:17:55Oh, just what I thought
00:17:57Walk away
00:17:57All personnel may return to the launch bay
00:18:04Wow
00:18:05An Andromeda-class StarCruiser
00:18:08Ambassador Escort Control is scheduled for launch at 0900
00:18:14This is just too cool
00:18:16You there
00:18:17The launch bay is for authorized personnel only
00:18:20I was just on the...
00:18:22I...
00:18:23Oh, man
00:18:24Just like I figured
00:18:25Guess what, pal?
00:18:27You're through
00:18:27He's not through till I say so
00:18:30Captain Lightyear
00:18:32Buzz
00:18:33Ah, space dust
00:18:35This place is filthy
00:18:36And it goes right to the sub-atomic level
00:18:39That's why this young man is in here with his molecular mop
00:18:42Carry on, custodian
00:18:44Oh, yes, sir
00:18:49My mistake, sir
00:18:50As you were, corporal
00:18:53Come on, booster
00:18:54This is the third time this week
00:18:56You know you're really not authorized to be in here, son
00:18:58Oh, I know
00:19:01But I like to look at the StarCruisers
00:19:03I just want to be a space ranger so bad, buzz
00:19:06Now, don't you worry
00:19:08You'll pass the entrance exam
00:19:09Booster
00:19:10You've just got to study the...
00:19:12Space ranger mission manual?
00:19:13Oh, I am, sir
00:19:14I memorize one page every night
00:19:16I'm up to section five, subsection beta
00:19:19Lightspeed limits
00:19:20More than just a good idea
00:19:22It's the law
00:19:23Outstanding
00:19:24Oh, thanks, buzz
00:19:27Buzz Lightyear to Science Bay
00:19:29On my way
00:19:30Gotta run, booster
00:19:31Yes, sir
00:19:34Uh, booster
00:19:35Yes, sir
00:19:37At ease
00:19:39Thanks, buzz
00:19:46Good morning, lekkies
00:19:48Where's my new henchman?
00:19:50They are arming him now
00:19:51Sir, does he have a flamethrower?
00:19:53Remember last time
00:19:54A flamethrower would have really come in handy
00:19:56Tension feels about right
00:19:58Ah, how are his reflexes?
00:20:02Not bad
00:20:03Thanks
00:20:04A delightful blend of man and machine
00:20:08With just a naughty touch of lingonberry
00:20:11I shall call you...
00:20:14Agent C
00:20:15That's stupid
00:20:17My mother is...
00:20:18You know he really, really likes that name
00:20:20Yes, he's been saving it for a very evil henchman
00:20:24Agent C
00:20:25Love it
00:20:26Especially the whole C thing
00:20:27And, and, and you know what?
00:20:29We'll save our fortune on my granny
00:20:31If I could just squeeze in here
00:20:32Sir, your spy drone is in position
00:20:34Yeah
00:20:34That's Jim Cracken Dandy
00:20:36Come, Agent C
00:20:38Let us see if my spy drone
00:20:40Can find this so-called
00:20:43Unimind
00:20:44Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh-oh-oh
00:20:55Awww
00:20:56Oh...
00:21:30The Unimind!
00:21:38We are one!
00:21:43We are one!
00:21:49I must have this mystical orb!
00:21:53It's Unimind! Launch an enemy and assault on the planet of the little grey men!
00:21:59Excellent! A chance to use this!
00:22:02Woohoo! The fame fern!
00:22:06What's up, fellas?
00:22:08We heard about your fight with Commander Nebula.
00:22:10No, it wasn't a fight. It was just a professional disagreement.
00:22:15And in time, he'll admit that I'm better off alone.
00:22:19We have solved your partner problem.
00:22:21Not you guys, too. Look, I can't have a partner problem because I don't have a partner!
00:22:27But XR is perfect for you!
00:22:30XR? Who's XR?
00:22:33Yes!
00:22:35Not who!
00:22:37What?
00:22:37Witness the future of space justice!
00:22:40XR!
00:22:41The Experimental Ranger!
00:22:56XR!
00:22:58XR reporting for duty!
00:23:02Kinda short, isn't he?
00:23:05Hmm...
00:23:07Do you think so?
00:23:08That little robot wouldn't stand a chance against Zerg's forces of evil!
00:23:12Watch!
00:23:29You're, uh, going somewhere with this?
00:23:36If Zerg blows up XR, we can put him back together!
00:23:42And...
00:23:43Commander Nebula proved a... robot ranger?
00:23:48He hates robots.
00:23:50Well, he doesn't exactly...
00:23:53No.
00:23:54He does now!
00:23:55Hmm!
00:23:58Oh, hello, Commander!
00:24:00So, you went ahead and built that expendable ranger?
00:24:04Ah, experimental ranger.
00:24:06Unauthorized ranger!
00:24:08Uh...
00:24:09Well, technically, it was authorized by you.
00:24:13We slipped it in with our vacation request.
00:24:16Craters!
00:24:17They always get me that way!
00:24:19I keep telling them no bucket of bolts can stand up to a real ranger!
00:24:23He's got you there, fellas!
00:24:24We thought of that artificial intelligence chip!
00:24:27XR is programmed to watch and learn!
00:24:31And he'll be learning from the best!
00:24:33You!
00:24:34True, but, uh...
00:24:36I don't know.
00:24:38I don't know.
00:24:40At least give him a test run as your new partner!
00:24:43Lightyear, I already told you!
00:24:46Ranger Nova's your new partner!
00:24:48Why won't anybody listen to me?
00:24:50No.
00:24:50More.
00:24:51Partners!
00:24:52But, Buzz...
00:24:56What's eaten them?
00:24:57I've seen this before.
00:24:59It's the...
00:25:00Mind Link.
00:25:03Evil...
00:25:05Zerg...
00:25:06Is dark forces invade our whole world?
00:25:09I'm on my way.
00:25:11I'm on my way.
00:25:24Buzz, light your mission log.
00:25:26Zerg's dark shadow looms over the entire...
00:25:29Zerg's dark shadow looms over the...
00:25:31Could you not do that?
00:25:32Could you not do that?
00:25:34Could you not do that?
00:25:46The Unimind!
00:25:47The Unimind!
00:25:49The Unimind!
00:25:50Please, we must get to the Unimind!
00:25:53Get below the Unimind!
00:26:00The Unimind!
00:26:04Protect the Unimind!
00:26:06We are one!
00:26:08We are united!
00:26:11We are powerful!
00:26:15We are afraid!
00:26:25Oh no!
00:26:30Hornets move in!
00:26:37No!
00:26:48At ease, little green citizens. Star Command is on the job.
00:26:53Go!
00:27:05At ease, little green citizens.
00:27:14Star Command is on the job.
00:27:22My work's not done yet, X-Arm.
00:27:28Agency deserve, they sent Lightyear.
00:27:32That's why I sent you.
00:27:43A new player.
00:27:51We've got him on the run!
00:28:00We've got him on the run!
00:28:16We've got him on the run!
00:28:21He's good.
00:28:29But I'm better.
00:28:38X-Arm!
00:28:43He's good.
00:28:44But I'm better.
00:28:46You are learning.
00:28:47Now watch this.
00:28:55They never see this coming.
00:28:57Huh?
00:28:59Saw it coming.
00:29:04X-Arm!
00:29:05Gun!
00:29:06X-Arm!
00:29:06Gun!
00:29:07X-Arm!
00:29:07X-Arm!
00:29:13X-Arm!
00:29:16System will function.
00:29:20Agency deserve!
00:29:22The Unmin' Mind's all yours!
00:29:27Elk-EL!
00:29:29Elaine!
00:29:37You're good, but I'm better.
00:29:44Ah!
00:29:45A Unimind!
00:29:47Ah!
00:29:51A Unimind!
00:30:02Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. This is a Priority One mission update.
00:30:06The Unimind has been captured, and we've got a ranger down.
00:30:17You can fix him, right?
00:30:19Can we? I don't know. We are not one, but we shall try.
00:30:25Buzz Lightyear personal log.
00:30:27My brave little robotic partner had been blasted into a pile of pterillium carbonic scrap.
00:30:32And yet the LGMs were rebuilding him.
00:30:36Even without the Unimind, those little green guys had the right stuff.
00:30:41Then came the wrong stuff.
00:30:43Their selection of auxiliary gear was obviously non-regulation.
00:30:47But perhaps there was a method to their madness.
00:30:49Maybe, just maybe.
00:30:52No. They had lost it.
00:30:55Wow. They really need that Unimacallit.
00:30:59I don't think they have any idea what they're doing anymore, Commander.
00:31:03What is, uh, this thing?
00:31:05Uh, an arm?
00:31:06Told ya.
00:31:08Blast! Zerg knows the little green guys keep Star Command running.
00:31:12That stinking bucket head.
00:31:14He did this to cripple our operation.
00:31:18No, Commander.
00:31:19If that's all Zerg wanted, he could have destroyed the Unimind.
00:31:23Instead, he had his new lackey agency steal it.
00:31:27But why?
00:31:28What's he gonna do with it?
00:31:29I don't know exactly.
00:31:31But I believe that even now, Zerg is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.
00:31:37This is my most diabolical scheme yet.
00:31:40Assuming that the freak show known as my staff can do one thing right.
00:31:46Of course, my evil emperor.
00:31:48And, uh, who better to give you the good news and, uh...
00:31:52Brain pad, crazy!
00:31:56Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor.
00:31:59How are you?
00:31:59Uh, you look terrific.
00:32:00Very sinister today.
00:32:02We believe that just as the Unimind connected all the LGMs,
00:32:06uh, it could, um, hopefully allow you to reach out
00:32:09and ensnare every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance, huh?
00:32:13You know, a mind-slave, evil puppet kind of scenario.
00:32:17You're telling me my plan.
00:32:19I already know my plan.
00:32:21I made up the plan.
00:32:22It's my plan.
00:32:24What I don't know is how close you are to accomplishing my plan!
00:32:29Oh, yeah, uh, kind of an outdoor voice there.
00:32:31Okay, um, naturally, the first step is to turn the Unimind from good to evil.
00:32:36But, um, we don't have any idea how.
00:32:39See, we're on the way.
00:32:41Wait, Ray!
00:32:43If you want something, turn evil.
00:32:47Turn it evil yourself.
00:32:50That's what Nanazag always used to say to me,
00:32:53and she was bloody evil.
00:33:21All Rangers to mission briefing room.
00:33:24Hey, fellas, something big going on?
00:33:26Sorry, can't talk.
00:33:27Top secret.
00:33:29Oh, so, um, you guys need me to empty the, uh, wastebaskets or something?
00:33:34Sorry, booster, this is space ranger business.
00:33:37Yeah, space ranger business.
00:33:41I don't know what Zerg's planning on doing with the Unimind, but I plan on beating him to the punch.
00:33:48We're launching a full-scale assault on Planet Z.
00:33:51Whoa, full-scale?
00:33:54Buzz, listen to your trusted partner when I say,
00:33:56maybe we've overlooked a little thing I like to call negotiation.
00:34:00XR?
00:34:01Now, follow me on this, Buzz.
00:34:02Two words, timeshare.
00:34:03How many of you love it?
00:34:04All right, Monday through Wednesday.
00:34:06Admittedly, the galaxy belongs to Zerg.
00:34:08But Thursday through Saturday, it's ours.
00:34:10We alternate Sundays.
00:34:11What do you think?
00:34:13Sweet mother of Venus, what did you do to him?
00:34:17We, uh, fixed them.
00:34:19Yeah, thank you.
00:34:20Get that thing out of here!
00:34:22What'd I say?
00:34:22Come on!
00:34:23You know the times your idea is silent, and you tell us.
00:34:26Where are you guys going with the robot?
00:34:27Please, experimental ranger.
00:34:30Uh, we were looking for you, booster.
00:34:33Yeah, we thought you could use some help.
00:34:37Here, you'll love him.
00:34:39I am lovable.
00:34:41Delta Squadron will occupy Zerg's fleet,
00:34:44while Gamma Squadron attacks Planet Z itself.
00:34:49This is no cakewalk.
00:34:50It's a high-risk operation.
00:34:52Uh, excuse me, Commander.
00:34:53Sorry to interrupt, but I've been studying Zerg's planetary defense matrix,
00:34:57and I think a small one-man ship...
00:34:59Could slip past the defenses unnoticed.
00:35:02Exactly!
00:35:03A single ranger could undermine Zerg's evil operation from within.
00:35:07And with the new Alpha-1 prototype, I could slip right...
00:35:11Wait a minute!
00:35:12It was my idea I should go!
00:35:14Sorry, but you don't have the field experience
00:35:17to take on such a dicey assignment, princess.
00:35:20Princess?
00:35:21I am a space ranger.
00:35:22You know what?
00:35:23You two really should be partners.
00:35:25Because you're both pig-headed show-offs!
00:35:27But, Commander...
00:35:28Zip it!
00:35:29The Alpha-1 is still an experimental spacecraft.
00:35:32Nobody's taking it!
00:35:33We're doing this my way.
00:35:34Star Command will launch a full assault on Planet Z at 0800 hours.
00:35:41How long do we have to do this?
00:35:44The cafeteria's a high-traffic area.
00:35:47This could take a while.
00:35:50Hey, here's an idea.
00:35:51We ditch work and do something fun!
00:35:54No way!
00:35:55I would never shirk my duty.
00:35:58Buzz would be very disappointed.
00:36:00Buzz?
00:36:01Buzz?
00:36:01As in...
00:36:02Lightyear?
00:36:03As if there's any other Buzz?
00:36:06You know, I used to be Buzz Lightyear's partner.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10That's exactly what Commander Nebula said.
00:36:12Now look at me.
00:36:13Hey, Booster!
00:36:15How would you like a VIP tour of Buzz Lightyear's Star Cruiser?
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:18That would be the coolest thing ever!
00:36:22Whoa, Slim!
00:36:22Whoa!
00:36:24I don't know about that, but it beats working.
00:36:26Follow me!
00:36:28Space Ranger Buzz Lightyear!
00:36:30To Mission Control!
00:36:31Ready to launch!
00:36:33To infinity!
00:36:34And...
00:36:35Oh, come on, XR!
00:36:36Say it with me!
00:36:38What?
00:36:39Oh, yeah.
00:36:40To infinity!
00:36:42And beyond!
00:36:44Yeah, yeah, right.
00:36:59Soon, my Zergatronic negative ray will be fully operational!
00:37:04Install the Invalidium Eye!
00:37:07Whoa!
00:37:09Whoa!
00:37:09Whoa!
00:37:11Whoa!
00:37:12Whoa!
00:37:14Whoa!
00:37:18Now, load the Crystallic Fusion Cell!
00:37:22The Zergatronic Mega Ray will use the Unimind to spread my evil across the universe!
00:37:31Oh, oh, yeah.
00:37:32You haven't won until Lightyear's out of the picture.
00:37:37Fusion Cell loaded!
00:37:39Fire!
00:37:40Zergatronic Mega Ray!
00:37:42Fowing Zergatronic Ray!
00:37:44Zergatronic, you lackwit!
00:37:46Heh heh, sorry.
00:37:48Zergatronic's not bad, though.
00:37:50Let's file it for future use.
00:38:03Did you make sure that the plus end went to the plus part and the minus end went to the
00:38:10minus part?
00:38:11Gusc stink!
00:38:17Ohhhhhh, that would do it huh?
00:38:20GOSEPÃculo
00:38:22All LGM maintenance checks have been canceled until further notice.
00:38:28Rock-and-crocking to misshinoffs immediately, rock-and-crocking to misshinoffs immediately.
00:38:33me going somewhere princess buzz well hi how are you uh i was uh you know just take a stroll
00:38:44and i thought ranger marinova you were about to hijack the alpha one weren't you
00:38:51yes sir princess report yourself to commander nebula at once i'm sorry i just wanted to help
00:38:59you know and i thought this would be the best way hey wait a minute what are you doing down
00:39:05here
00:39:07well i i i i'm on a routine and inspection of the canoeter valves and uh yep yep everything looks
00:39:15good up here you were about to hijack the alpha one oh of all the nerve report yourself to commander
00:39:21nebula mira now is neither the time nor the place buzz i just have one thing to say to you
00:39:27and what
00:39:28might that be good night tangient brain squeeze oh
00:39:40who authorized that launch it wasn't us was it i know who it's the princess commander she stole the
00:39:48alpha one to take on zerg by herself she beats you to it huh yeah yeah pretty much well ranger
00:39:56nova's
00:39:56your partner you better go get her son yes sir for the record she is not my partner sir
00:40:08look out for the asteroids xr yeah whoosh zoom whatever booster
00:40:16sorry ranger lightyear buzz lightyear to the rescue listen somebody's coming oh no we shouldn't be here
00:40:28i'm gonna get fired prosecuted convicted you gotta hide me
00:40:48you are clear for emergency lift off roger that
00:40:58he didn't see us see just stick with xr and everything is a-okay
00:41:20you're sure this time yes reasonably let's test it on something before we hit star command
00:41:29we need a target that won't shoot back may i suggest rhizome my evil emperor the planet of the
00:41:38vegetarians yes delicious suggestion uh number um 29 how long have you been with my evil organization
00:41:48oh let's see uh in total or just since i've been a brain in a jar
00:41:54brain in a jar four years next week fascinating okay now that you mention it i am a bit overdue
00:42:03for a cost
00:42:03of living raise you know when i gave up my body certain promises were made i was just being polite
00:42:10i don't really care all right sure now unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story
00:42:16can we shoot the big gun um more salad oh i couldn't well i'm off to meditate for galactic peace
00:42:38oh isn't that lovely oh i can feel it i control every mind on the planet
00:42:45it works evil rules oh this is fun let's hit something else
00:42:51uh bathyos the fish faces test underwater effectiveness good point target
00:43:04another planet and it's mine i'm not the man who knows the man i am the man
00:43:10about that raise sir please once i enslave the universe i won't need the likes of you
00:43:15it'll be all zerg all the time 24 7 30 heaven
00:43:20alpha one power down your engines buzz you know my plan can work i can get past zerg's defenses
00:43:26unfortunately mirror the commander doesn't agree with us
00:43:50thank anything bingo spare space suits
00:43:55we slap one on you jet back to star command and no one's the wiser
00:43:58uh x-hard slight problem
00:44:02oh come on
00:44:10end of the line princess
00:44:14ease off those thrusters mira you'll just burn them out
00:44:19oh craters
00:44:21ranger nova that was the most outrageous showboating stunt i've ever seen
00:44:26kinda reminds you of yourself huh
00:44:29yeah kinda
00:44:33this isn't going to work
00:44:35sure it will come on just suck it in
00:44:37you can do it big fella
00:44:38think thin that's the key
00:44:41uh hello
00:44:43all is ready my evil emperor target star command and fire
00:44:55and so ends star command
00:44:59oh i'm so evil i just gave myself chills
00:45:02even my goosebumps have goosebumps
00:45:06i'm a bad boy
00:45:11simple question
00:45:12what are you doing here
00:45:14yeah buddy what are you doing here
00:45:16we want answers and we want them now
00:45:18i meant both of you
00:45:20how's that
00:45:21it's a complicated explanation buzz
00:45:23i think it's best we just sweep the whole incident under the rug
00:45:26and since we're a couple of janitors
00:45:28i can promise you that's no problem
00:45:31i'm sorry buzz
00:45:34is that a
00:45:36red alert
00:45:39hey guys wait up
00:45:48what was that
00:45:49it's headed towards star command
00:45:55well
00:45:56the station looks okay
00:45:58buzz light you're a star command
00:46:00come in star command
00:46:03i don't like this
00:46:06xr report
00:46:08sensors indicate spooky
00:46:09in fact i'm gonna have to go with very spooky
00:46:12where is everyone
00:46:20what happened
00:46:21i mean there's no sign of a struggle
00:46:25my scanner is picking up some
00:46:27light dear
00:46:28how good of you to join us
00:46:31zerg
00:46:32in the manner of seeking
00:46:36oh that's spooky
00:46:38you see
00:46:39i use the unibind
00:46:41to link your fellow rangers
00:46:43to my ear
00:46:44and that's just the beginning
00:46:46soon the entire galactic alliance
00:46:49will be under my control
00:46:55you know as a robot
00:46:56i'm not susceptible to mind control
00:46:58so this really isn't an issue for me
00:46:59yeah it'll be your issue
00:47:00when they rip you apart
00:47:01and sell you for scrap
00:47:02good point
00:47:03anybody got a plan
00:47:04here's one
00:47:05back to the ship people
00:47:08people
00:47:08that does include me right
00:47:17no mirror
00:47:18although currently possessed by the most powerful evil in the universe
00:47:21they're still our fellow rangers
00:47:22then how do we get past them
00:47:24looks like we've got us a high traffic area
00:47:31all right let's wax him big guy
00:47:34just push me the not so fast
00:47:35not so fast
00:47:35not so fast
00:47:38to the launch bay
00:47:46good work people
00:47:47and robot
00:47:48and robot
00:47:54why can't us not escape
00:47:56if zerg is taking over every mind on star command
00:47:59that means we're the only space rangers left
00:48:02what do we do
00:48:03we've got to take the battle to zerg
00:48:06no need
00:48:06he's bringing it to us
00:48:10no
00:48:11i got a lot of red lights blinking over here
00:48:14i don't need those lights to tell me we're in trouble
00:48:21i had no idea star cruiser could pull a move like that
00:48:24and neither did zerg
00:48:27i'll make a note of it
00:48:30we're surrounded
00:48:32you know the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius
00:48:34and the best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act
00:48:37what's next evil juggling
00:48:38farewell my dear
00:48:40they're retreating
00:48:42but why
00:48:42obviously my caustic tongue cut him to the creek
00:48:45i'm getting a funny energy reading
00:48:47mirror check the hull
00:48:54we've got a bomb
00:48:55a bomb
00:48:57perfect
00:48:58at last
00:49:00for too long
00:49:01lightyear has hounded me
00:49:03but no more
00:49:13buzz light your mission log
00:49:14by launching the alpha one at the precise moment of detonation
00:49:18zerg believes us to be destroyed
00:49:21i feel i must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship
00:49:26oh please buzz it was just a hunk of metal
00:49:28okay and you are
00:49:29in serious need of some personal space
00:49:31so buzz
00:49:33did zerg win
00:49:35not a chance booster
00:49:36i've got zerg right where i want him
00:49:38yeah
00:49:38well wherever he is
00:49:39i'll bet he's got leg room
00:49:41as long as zerg thinks i'm dead
00:49:42he won't be looking for me
00:49:43and that gives me
00:49:45the advantage
00:49:52i never thought it would be so easy
00:49:54what the defeat of star command
00:49:56i always knew it was doable
00:49:58not that
00:49:59lightyear
00:50:00ah yes
00:50:01my dearly departed foe
00:50:04somehow evil won't be quite as much fun
00:50:07without buzz lightyear to turn around
00:50:10okay ranger nova
00:50:11let's test that little theory of yours
00:50:13so nobody's ever actually infiltrated planet z before
00:50:16never
00:50:17oh man
00:50:18listen a spacecraft this small won't be detected
00:50:21i'm positive
00:50:23you know i'm pretty
00:50:25i mean i'm not 100%
00:50:34blast
00:50:34the seeker drones are on patrol
00:50:36oh this just gets better and better
00:50:40i can do this
00:50:41i just need a little elbow room
00:50:48you're a buzz
00:50:49i think i sat on a button
00:50:51what button
00:50:54let me see
00:50:55emergency water landing
00:50:57oh that wouldn't be so bad
00:50:58if we were over water
00:51:00what's gonna happen
00:51:01first the crystallic fusion cord deactivates
00:51:05and then
00:51:09go man
00:51:11blast
00:51:19rangers
00:51:20condition status
00:51:21not really
00:51:22excellent let's roll
00:51:28what now
00:51:30that that's not a spacecraft
00:51:33it's obviously a weather balloon
00:51:36let's leave the brain work to those with the brain shall we
00:51:43uh-huh
00:51:45yeah
00:51:46okay
00:51:47the alpha one is a-okay
00:51:49but it asks that we not do that again
00:51:51you three take the ship
00:51:53find the planets that zerg hasn't hit yet and supervise immediate evacuations
00:51:56what about zerg
00:51:58he's my problem
00:51:59he's everybody's problem
00:52:01mira
00:52:01there's only one way for me to finish this mission
00:52:04alone
00:52:04but buzz
00:52:05that's against the rules
00:52:07in the star command mission manual
00:52:09it clearly states that no ranger is to go into action without backup
00:52:12i think it's section six subsection delta
00:52:15actually it's section six subsection gamma
00:52:18he's right big guy subsection delta is the dress code
00:52:20incidentally why can't we have nose rings
00:52:22because nose rings ever punks little mister
00:52:24well if you can take on zerg alone
00:52:27i don't see why xr can't get a nose ring
00:52:29i was just asking a question
00:52:30i'm not the one getting a nose ring
00:52:31then who's getting a nose ring
00:52:34that's why buzz wants to ditch us
00:52:37i am not getting a nose ring
00:52:39nobody's getting a nose ring
00:52:41it's against the rules
00:52:42which apparently don't apply to you
00:52:45of course they apply to me
00:52:47the rules apply to everyone
00:52:49great
00:52:50then you're not facing zerg alone
00:52:51and we'll be your backup
00:52:52i want the three of you off this planet
00:52:55now
00:52:56and that's an order
00:52:57yes sir
00:52:59ranger nova
00:53:00yes sir
00:53:03thank you
00:53:15next target
00:53:16who haven't we perverted
00:53:19into a twisted reflection of my evil
00:53:21a few planets in the beta quadrant
00:53:23remain unperverted
00:53:24oh bingo
00:53:26help
00:53:27oh
00:53:28power
00:53:28power
00:53:33zerg
00:53:43by the authority of star command
00:53:46i hereby place you under arrest
00:53:57not bad light here
00:53:59i should have seen that one coming
00:54:08like i was saying
00:54:09you're under arrest
00:54:10oh come on buddy
00:54:12that's no way to treat your partner
00:54:16warp
00:54:18oh
00:54:25surprised
00:54:28you're alive
00:54:29or
00:54:30am i
00:54:31dead
00:54:32no you're not
00:54:33dead
00:54:34not yet anyway
00:54:35but how
00:54:35the exploding moon
00:54:37convincing wasn't it
00:54:38yeah
00:54:39zerg's fireworks are really top shelf
00:54:41but warp
00:54:43agent z
00:54:44please
00:54:44of course
00:54:45amnesia
00:54:46no evil clone
00:54:48no
00:54:48android replica
00:54:50no
00:54:52okay okay
00:54:53it's so obvious
00:54:54zerg's mind control ray
00:54:56he got to you first
00:54:57actually i went to him
00:54:59evil is just so much more profitable than good
00:55:01and more fun
00:55:02i don't believe it
00:55:04the warp dark matter i trained side by side with
00:55:07would not work for the most evil force in the universe
00:55:09look
00:55:10light year
00:55:10i've been on zerg's payroll since the academy
00:55:13once i got the lgms to spill the secret of the unamind
00:55:16the big c brought me on full time
00:55:18my name's dark matter
00:55:20who's surprised here
00:55:21one of star command's finest
00:55:22the perfect spy
00:55:24i gave you a really nice eulogy
00:55:28he was not only a great ranger but a great friend
00:55:33what a hoot
00:55:35if only you knew
00:55:36i miss him very much
00:55:39oh one more time
00:55:41i miss him very much
00:55:45miss him now
00:55:47stop mocking me
00:55:51i'll admit that in the past
00:55:53you have been a most formidable foe
00:55:56but since you lost your dear partner
00:55:59you've been off your game
00:56:01buzz light year may end today
00:56:04but what i believe in
00:56:06will live on
00:56:07hope
00:56:07freedom
00:56:08and justice
00:56:11oh that's rich
00:56:13oh please
00:56:14please tell me you got that
00:56:15got it
00:56:16excellent
00:56:17added to my collection
00:56:18besides Mr. Melodroma
00:56:21i'm not going to kill you
00:56:24now
00:56:24now i have a much more delicious idea
00:56:29i'm going to take the galaxy's greatest hero
00:56:33and turn him into me
00:56:39welcome to the team partner
00:56:42this isn't my team
00:56:43and you're not my partner
00:56:47buzz light year mission log final entry
00:56:50what's he doing
00:56:51mission log
00:56:53he's a procedure nut
00:56:54as if there's going to be anyone left to read his report
00:56:57sent packing like a bunch of first year rookies
00:57:00which technically we are
00:57:02i don't know if anyone will be left untainted by zergs evil to receive this last chapter
00:57:08did i sit on another button
00:57:11shh
00:57:11it's buzz
00:57:12as i go to my doom
00:57:14doom
00:57:14i pause to pay tribute to three of the best
00:57:18and the brightest to ever come out of star command
00:57:21that's me and two others
00:57:22i have taken a one-man stand against darkness and depravity
00:57:26and i have failed
00:57:28i was wrong
00:57:30keep rolling
00:57:31this is priceless
00:57:32perhaps if i had taken a new partner
00:57:35or two
00:57:36or three
00:57:38hot rockets
00:57:39did you hear that
00:57:41he needs us
00:57:42he actually admits he needs us
00:57:44we're coming by
00:57:46buzz light year
00:57:47over and out
00:57:51target buzz light year
00:57:53okie doke
00:57:54you're the evil emperor
00:58:00mega ray
00:58:01mega ratty
00:58:12do it
00:58:24hot rockets
00:58:27see this is where metal arms come in handy
00:58:29i don't want to show off
00:58:30but when you have to hold a heavy guy like
00:58:31ah
00:58:37dark butter
00:58:38still light year
00:58:42where
00:58:44have you blown a circuit
00:58:49ah
00:58:52stung by your own hornet
00:58:53huh
00:59:03sorry
00:59:05target the planet of widows and orphans
00:59:08you fiend
00:59:11there he is
00:59:12i knew that would get him
00:59:23your puny star command laser is pathetic
00:59:26let me show you a real weapon
00:59:34oh
00:59:34nice shot
00:59:36the keys to not pull the trigger
00:59:37i'll squeeze it
00:59:38canada driving
00:59:51buzzes hit
00:59:53rookies
00:59:54hey isn't that buzzes dead partner
00:59:56eject
01:00:01aren't you the janitor
01:00:02yep
01:00:03oh
01:00:04this is gonna be
01:00:05great for my rep
01:00:08mirror
01:00:09booster
01:00:09xr
01:00:10can anybody read me
01:00:11do you copy
01:00:12i can't make it in time
01:00:14it's up to you now
01:00:16good luck
01:00:34give it up
01:00:36zerg
01:00:37zerg
01:00:39not today
01:00:40zerg
01:00:46evil emperor zerg
01:00:48by the authority of starkman
01:00:50section 5
01:00:51subsection zeta
01:00:53that's the one about the evil emperor
01:00:54you are under arrest
01:00:56like i said
01:00:58evil
01:00:59never
01:01:00wins
01:01:10you failed
01:01:11with that final blast
01:01:14i have enslaved
01:01:15every free world
01:01:17in the galactic alliance
01:01:18wherever you go
01:01:20in the universe
01:01:21you will hear
01:01:22my voice
01:01:23mocking you
01:01:24evil rules
01:01:33we're not done yet
01:01:35booster xr
01:01:36get up top
01:01:37and take warp
01:01:37into custody
01:01:38mirror you're with me
01:01:42change the action
01:01:43he's gonna fly
01:01:46get back here
01:01:47hey
01:01:48release me
01:01:49hey
01:01:50i'm zerg's
01:01:51number one agent
01:01:52now there's something
01:01:54i wouldn't go
01:01:55boasting about
01:01:56what you're gonna jump
01:01:57are you crazy
01:01:58buddy boy
01:01:59we're on the janitorial staff
01:02:01you're looking at a couple of risk takers
01:02:03it's true
01:02:04no
01:02:10don't be such a fraidy cat
01:02:12like we'd really just jump
01:02:14okay buzz
01:02:15what are we going to actually do
01:02:17the lgm mine link was activated by a simple touch
01:02:21maybe
01:02:22just maybe
01:02:23you're doing it
01:02:25the power of good
01:02:27the power of good is a strong thing
01:02:28mirror
01:02:30but not strong enough
01:02:32blast
01:02:33thanks to zerg
01:02:34the unimind is rotten to the core
01:02:37then let's get you to the core
01:02:40you're gonna ghost me
01:02:51you're going to be able to do it
01:02:57you're gonna be able to do it
01:03:09to the core
01:03:11Good plan! My galaxy!
01:03:14Unimine rave impact in three seconds!
01:03:17Cause you Buzz Lightyear!
01:03:27I'm going in!
01:03:31He's a goner.
01:03:37Thanks for the lip, Mira.
01:03:39Eh, any time, sir.
01:03:53I hope the Unimine still works for you guys.
01:03:59We are one.
01:04:01Our mind link has been restored.
01:04:04All is as it was.
01:04:06To infinity!
01:04:08And beyond!
01:04:13I can't believe we captured Agent Z.
01:04:16Yeah, I can't believe he turned out to be Buzz's dead partner who wasn't really dead.
01:04:20Yeah, that too.
01:04:23Amazing!
01:04:24Easy, fellas. I know I've exceeded all performance expectations.
01:04:29It's not that, XR. You're almost human.
01:04:32So many character flaws!
01:04:35Okay, you know what? Let's just say amazing and leave it at that!
01:04:38Well, Lightyear, you managed to save the universe again.
01:04:41It wasn't just me, sir.
01:04:44Zerg almost won.
01:04:45In fact, he would have.
01:04:47Except I had backup.
01:04:48Of course you had backup!
01:04:50Cause everybody needs backup!
01:04:52It's in the manual.
01:04:53Section six, subsection gamma.
01:04:56Cut the message, guys.
01:04:57So who's your partner gonna be, son?
01:05:02Don't worry, Commander. I've made my choice.
01:05:38Team Lightyear, reporting for duty, sir!
01:05:48So cool!
01:05:50To infinity!
01:05:53And beyond!
01:05:59One muchÃs.
01:06:01One!
01:06:03Two!
01:06:06Two!
01:06:12Two!
01:06:14Two!
01:06:17One!
01:06:19One!
01:06:20Two!
01:06:21Two!
01:06:51To infinity and beyond, we're blasting through the dawn.
01:06:59To another galaxy, won't you come along with me to infinity and beyond?
01:07:06To infinity and beyond, turn those thrusters on.
01:07:14Faster than the speed of light, we will carry the fight to infinity and beyond.
01:07:22Good guys, we can fly far across the starry sky, past the moon and past the sun, with no good
01:07:34team left undone.
01:07:36There is a place in outer space where you can join in the fun to infinity and beyond.
01:07:47To infinity and beyond, we will sing this song.
01:07:52So say goodbye, now it's time to fly to infinity and beyond.
01:08:03Good guys, we can fly far across the starry sky, past the moon and past the sun,
01:08:14with no good team, with no good team left undone.
01:08:18There is a place in outer space where you can join in the fun.
01:08:25To infinity and beyond, we will sing this song.
01:08:33So say goodbye, now it's time to fly to infinity and beyond.
01:08:40So say goodbye, now it's time to fly to infinity and beyond.
01:09:13So say goodbye, now it's time to fly to infinity and beyond.
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