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00:08who stole the great hope diamond what killed the dinosaurs who makes the finest pizza what's in
00:17your brother's dresser joys mysteries of life screaming to be solved here we stand in our trench coat dying to
00:30get involved we're super duper snoopers first class private eyes figure out our clearer uppers mistresses of disguise
00:46we've got the know-how we've got the mess now all we need is a case to crack we're two
00:52super duper snoopers give us a mystery
00:58we need a mystery
01:11why are you playing the violin because i want to be just like
01:15sherlock holmes who's sherlock holmes sherlock holmes was the greatest detective and he played the violin
01:25olsen and olsen mystery agency
01:28we solve any crime by dinner time
01:33or else
01:34or else we all have to listen to mary kate play the violin
01:42it was the best of times it was the worst of times
01:47actually it was bedtime when our great-grandmother would read us stories of mystery and suspense
01:54it was then that we decided to be detectives
01:58the story you are about to see is one of the cases from the files of the olsen and olsen
02:06mystery agency
02:10it was a hot afternoon in late spring
02:14business was slow and we were stuck in the office waiting for a new case to come our way
02:21we passed the time working on some long overdue paperwork
02:26my name's mary kate and that's my partner ashley
02:31and over there is clue she hasn't had to do any paperwork
02:35since she was house trained
02:37we had already figured out how the link got into our brother's belly button
02:44discovered which came first the chicken or the mcnugget and it even solved the secret
02:50of how to get the bubblegum out of our little sister's hair what's next we've mastered all the
02:57mysteries patched up all the puzzles resolved all the riddles face it we have nothing left to do
03:19we made 60 pancakes and ate about six we played 10 games of pick up sticks
03:27counted the cars on route 66 but there's nothing much to do
03:33we played four games of checkers three games of chess two of monopoly more or less
03:40we tried to be neat we made quite a mess now there's nothing much to do
03:47nothing to do nothing to do
03:59you played house in the house played school in the grass i played the teacher i barely passed
04:07listen to some music that was pretty cool but there's nothing much to do
04:13we ate two fat bananas a thin piece of cheese an apple to crunch an orange to squeeze got a
04:21milk
04:21mustache which you wiped on your sleeve talk about nothing much to do
04:26nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do
04:33nothing to do nothing to do nothing to do
04:41We've already done
04:43About 121
04:46Of our favorite fun things to do
04:53But we won't be satisfied
04:56Remotely satisfied
05:00Till we find number 122
05:07Nothing to do
05:08Nothing to do
05:10Nothing to do
05:15Nothing really
05:16Nothing to do
05:20Nothing to do
05:22Nothing to do
05:23Nothing to do
05:28Nothing really
05:30Nothing to do
05:49Olsen and Olsen, Mystery Agency, we solve any crime by dinner time.
05:55Howdy, y'all. I'm Cowboy Bruce, and these are my partners, Bronco Fred and Les to the kids.
06:00Say, howdy, partners. Howdy, partners. Howdy.
06:03My partners and me just bought us a fine little spread, The Logical Eye Ranch.
06:08But something right strange is going on around here.
06:11A regular gosh dang dag burn mystery.
06:14So, we reckon we call in some professional mystery solvers.
06:17You did the right thing. What's the mystery?
06:21We suspect something's trying to drive us off our ranch.
06:24It broke the windows in our bunkhouse.
06:27It made scary noises.
06:28Put something real stinky in our water well.
06:31Sounds like outlaws.
06:33Rustlers.
06:35Banditos.
06:36Well, it could be any one of those, but we think it's really a dragon.
06:43A dragon.
06:44Yeah, a dragon.
06:46Broken windows.
06:48Scary sounds.
06:50Stinky water well.
06:51And a dragon.
06:52Say no more, we're on our way.
06:55Uh, where exactly is The Logical Eye Ranch?
06:58Dead Gulch USA.
07:00Dead Gulch USA.
07:04We looked at our atlas, and found that Dead Gulch USA was exactly 1,372 miles from our attic.
07:15So, we quickly fed the goldfish, walked Clue, and hit the trail.
07:24We headed across America, turned right at the Pecos, and then left at the Tacos.
07:33We knew we were at The Logical Eye Ranch when we saw the sign and the cowboys.
07:39Howdy, Naves.
07:41And welcome to The Logical Eye Ranch.
07:44Howdy.
07:45After trading the usual cowboy greetings, and admiring each other's hats, we got down to
07:53some serious detective work.
07:56How many cows do you have on the ranch?
07:59Hmm.
08:00I reckon we got about nine.
08:03Zero.
08:04Zip.
08:05Naba.
08:06How can you be cowboys if you don't have any cows?
08:09Truth is, none of us ever cared much for cows.
08:12Cowboys who don't like cows?
08:14Well, we're really what you call, uh, singing cowboys.
08:23One day we went out to the rodeo.
08:27We went to see the cowboys roping right.
08:31We got excited as we watched the show.
08:35We jumped right up and down, and then we cried.
08:39I'd like to be a cowboy, but ooh, I'm scared of cows.
08:44Moo, moo, moo, how'd they scare me?
08:48I often try to face them as in the fields they'd browse.
08:52Moo, moo, moo, how'd they scare me?
09:04Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, how'd they scare me?
09:15Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, how'd they scare me?
09:21Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
09:26Moo, how they scare me
09:33I tried to milk a whole thing, she acted like a fool
09:37No matter how I coast her, she wouldn't sit down on the stool
09:42I'd like to be a cowboy, but you aren't scared of cows
09:46Moo, moo, moo, how they scare me
09:50I often try to face them, as in the fields they frown
09:54Moo, moo, moo, how they scare me
09:58Yoddle-a-lay-hoo, yoddle-a-lay-hoo
10:02Yoddle-a-lay-hoo, yikes!
10:10A cow once tried to chase me across a field of corn
10:14She bumped right into my guitar and didn't even sound the horn
10:19They'd like to all be cowboys, but ooh, they're scared of cows
10:23Moo, moo, moo, moo, how they scare us
10:27They often try to face them, as in the fields they frown
10:31Moo, moo, moo, moo, how they scare us
10:35Yippie-ki-yay-yay, yippie-yippie-ki-yay-ay
10:40Yippie, yippie, yippie-yippie-ki-yay
10:44Yippie, yippie, yippie-yippie-ki-yay
10:59You little ladies, make yourselves right at home here
11:02Yeah, we gotta man some fences
11:04Buy some Broncos
11:06Chug some wagons
11:15It was obvious that something strange was going on
11:19As trained detectives, we were ready for almost anything
11:25But nothing could have prepared us
11:28For the bizarre creature that popped out of that well
11:32Wahoo-yahee!
11:43Every ranch comes with an old ranch hand
11:46The logical eye had Dusty
11:49Now who might you little fillies be?
11:52We're here to investigate the dragon
11:54So you heard about the dragon?
11:58It's the curse of the logical eye
12:01And it's true
12:03A dragon lives underground right here
12:07Right here?
12:09And when this here dragon gets thirsty
12:11Dragon smoke starts puffing up from the dirt
12:14And it drinks this here water well bone dry
12:20And when this dragon gets hungry
12:22Its stomach starts to rumblin' and a-grumblin'
12:27And the ground starts to shakin' and fakin' and-
12:32Well, I can't go on seeing it's how young you little lambs are
12:36So there's really a dragon?
12:39I ain't flappin' my lips to make a breeze
12:41Have you actually seen the dragon?
12:44Can't say as I rightly have
12:46But I've been searchin' for it with this here map of the logical eye
12:51A map?
12:53Found this map when I moved here in...
12:57Nineteen hundred and forty-eight
12:59And I'm gonna find that dragon using this here map
13:05With Dusty close behind
13:07We got back on the trail of the dangerous dragon
13:11We checked out the broken bunkhouse windows
13:15Sniffed out the mysterious water well
13:17Pee-yew
13:20Dragon's breath
13:21And then we headed over to the scariest place of all
13:25Wouldn't go in that barn if and I was you
13:28Figured that's where the dragon lives
13:31After pedaling all the way to Dead Gulch, USA
13:35We weren't gonna let some creepy old barn
13:38Stop us from solving this mystery
13:43The barn smelled like rotten eggs
13:46We knew it had to be dragon's breath
13:52The smell was so bad
13:54We could barely keep down the burritos we had for breakfast
14:03Suddenly, we heard strange gurgling sounds
14:07What? This?
14:12Dragon boogers
14:30Dragon smoke
14:33We couldn't believe our eyes
14:39But right there next to the overturned rock were dragon footprints
14:46Told you so
14:49We didn't think there really was a dragon at the logical eye ranch
14:54But after seeing the dragon smoke
14:58The dragon footprints
15:00And dragon boogers
15:02We knew it had to be real
15:05Told you so
15:06Wait a minute
15:07None of this is logical
15:08What do you mean?
15:10We know dragons aren't real
15:11This just doesn't make any sense
15:14Sense meant
15:15Some things just aren't logical
15:22They say the world's a ball
15:24And it turns around
15:25When it goes halfway
15:27I'm upside down
15:28So why do my feet stay stuck on the ground?
15:31It's not logical
15:36My mom said
15:37And does my hair look bad?
15:39I said yes
15:40She got mad
15:41I tell the truth
15:42She tells dad
15:44It's not logical
15:45It's not logical
15:48It's not logical
15:51It's not logical
15:54Is there Elmer's glue on the sole of my shoe?
15:59I'm full
16:00But they say
16:01One more bite
16:02I'm wide awake
16:03They say sleep tight
16:04They say goodnight
16:06And it's delight
16:07That's not logical
16:12Be a good sport
16:14I hear dad say
16:15It's not win or leave
16:16It's how you play
16:18If he gets beat
16:19He faints away
16:20It's not logical
16:22It's not logical
16:25It's not logical
16:28It's not logical
16:30Wake up dad
16:32It's not that bad
16:42It lacks credibility
16:44We're crying out loud
16:45It's not logical
16:49It's not logical
16:51It's not logical
16:54A grown-up said it
16:56It's gotta be true
16:57But does it make any sense to you?
17:04Mixed yellow with blue
17:06It comes out green
17:07Grandest thing I've ever seen
17:09Red and yellow make tangerine?
17:13Is that logical?
17:15It's not
17:17Logical
17:17It's not
17:19Logical
17:20It's not
17:22Logical
17:23It makes no sense
17:27Rubbish
17:30Baloney
17:33Balderdash
17:35It's not
17:36Being good detectives
17:38We knew what to do next
17:40We gathered up all our clues
17:42And headed to the one place
17:44That could help us solve this mystery
17:48The library
17:51But even the best library
17:54Isn't worth much
17:55Without the help of a crackerjack librarian
17:58So we called on Marion Winklestammer
18:04She was a great librarian
18:06And one of the world's leading authorities
18:09On footprints and dragon boogers
18:13Extraordinary
18:14But I must tell you
18:16This is not a dragon's booger
18:19And this is not a dragon's footprint
18:21I know of which I speak
18:24Maybe it's a footprint of the abominable snowman
18:27Not likely
18:29The Loch Ness monster?
18:31Not a chance
18:32Uncle Lou?
18:33He's got feet the size of a Buick
18:35Perhaps your Uncle Lou possesses quite large feet
18:39However
18:40What we've got here is the fossil of a dinosaur
18:43A dinosaur?
18:45And it's over 250 million years old
18:50That's almost as old as Uncle Lou
18:52Where did you find this?
18:55On the Logical Eye Ranch
18:58Logical Eye?
19:00Right about here
19:03When you have Marion Winklestammer on your team
19:06It never takes long to figure out your clues
19:14This is not a map of the Logical Eye Ranch
19:17It isn't?
19:19Oh dear, no
19:19When I read the faded letters with my special glasses
19:23Logical Eye became Geological Sight
19:27Oh, gee
19:29Not OG, geo
19:32Geo meaning earth
19:34Geology is the science of the structure and composition of the earth
19:39Sounds like a lot of rocks
19:41A lot of old rocks
19:51If we could take a trip back in time
19:55I wonder what we might find
19:58Imagine it's one billion years B.C.
20:06Back when the planet had a pretty face
20:09Back when the world was a different place
20:12If we close our eyes
20:15If we close our eyes
20:15Then we might see
20:18I'm looking up
20:20I'm looking down
20:23I'm looking all around
20:27I see a lot of rocks
20:30A lot of rocks
20:31No shopping malls
20:33No restaurants
20:34Just a lot of rocks
20:37A lot of rocks
20:38No movie theaters
20:40No ice cream shops
20:42A lot of rocks
20:44A lot of rocks
20:45Oceans and mountains and forests and rivers
20:49And lots and lots of rocks
20:52If we could crawl out of the time we're in
20:56The way the crab crawls out of its skin
20:59What do you think that we might find?
21:05And what a funny feeling just to see
21:09Prehistoric geography
21:11But I can't see it in my mind
21:17I see a lot of rocks
21:20A lot of rocks
21:22No shopping malls
21:24No restaurants
21:25Just a lot of rocks
21:27A lot of rocks
21:29No movie theaters
21:30No ice cream shops
21:32A lot of rocks
21:34A lot of rocks
21:36Oceans and mountains and forests and rivers and rocks and lots of rocks
21:43All these people
21:44All these people and this big museum
21:47You wouldn't even see them
21:50Nothing made by people would be found
21:58Let's take another look around
22:04There go the highways
22:06There go the phone lines
22:08There go the rest stops
22:09There go the roads and
22:11Ice cream
22:13A lot of rocks
22:14A lot of rocks
22:16No shopping malls
22:17No restaurants
22:19Just a lot of rocks
22:21A lot of rocks
22:23No movies theaters
22:24No ice cream shops
22:26A lot of rocks
22:28A lot of rocks
22:30A lot of rocks
22:30Oceans and mountains and forests and rivers and lots and lots of rocks
22:36A lot of rocks
22:42A lot of rocks
22:44A lot of rocks
22:44No shopping malls
22:45No restaurants
22:46Just a lot of rocks
22:49A lot of rocks
22:50A lot of rocks
22:51No movies theaters
22:52No ice cream shops
22:54A lot of rocks
22:56A lot of rocks
22:58A lot of rocks
22:58Oceans and mountains and forests and rivers and lots and lots of rocks
23:07Well that was quite stimulating
23:10Back to business
23:11A long time ago someone made this map of active geological sites
23:17They weren't looking for dragons
23:19Oh my no
23:20This is a map of the places where heat and pressure underground are pushing things up to the surface
23:26Like dragon boogers
23:28Not exactly
23:30Whoever made this map was looking for something even more valuable than dragon boogers
23:35And this is a clue
23:37A clue?
23:39So the map of the logical eye was really a map of active geological sites
23:49And there's a geological explanation for everything
23:55The footprints were really dinosaur fossils
24:00The rumbling in the well was just the sound of water boiling underground
24:10All this geological activity shook the ground and broke the windows in the bunkhouse
24:18The terrible smell was really gas seeping up from underground
24:23P.U.
24:26Whoever made this map was probably looking for more of this
24:30It's not dragon boogers, it's oil
24:36And so we solved the case at the logical eye ranch
24:41There wasn't a dragon living underground
24:47Let's get out of here
24:48But there sure was lots of oil
25:00With oil shooting more than 60 feet in the air
25:03He figured there was only one thing left to do
25:07Yes!
25:10And Dusty joined in the fun
25:36Many days later, we got a call from our friends at the logical eye ranch
25:42The cowboys were still afraid of cows
25:45The oil was still pumping away
25:48And Dusty was still looking for the dragon underground
25:54Of course, we all know that a dragon living underground is, well, quite illogical
26:02Isn't it?
26:04Or is it?
26:12Here's something extra we know you're gonna like
26:15It's a song about friends
26:25Won't you hold my hand at the end of the day?
26:31The stars will all come out as the light fades away
26:36And we'll sit by the fire and we'll sing and we'll play
26:41Won't you hold my hand at the end of the day?
26:51There's nothing better than singing a song
26:56With all your compadres singing along
27:01Watching the moon rising up in the sky
27:07With the heavens above and your friends by your side
27:14Won't you hold my hand at the end of the day?
27:19Won't you hold my hand at the end of the day?
27:20The stars will all come out as the fire and we'll sing and we'll play
27:28The stars will all come out as the sky that I come out as the frenzy
27:28And if you do take our time as the impact of this Señor
27:29So that's what you are going to do to take us on to these most partÃculos
27:29To me where to take our sides around to the sky in each row
27:30With all different compositions evening andYea
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