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00:13It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
00:18Actually, it was bedtime, when our great-grandmother would read us stories of mystery and suspense.
00:25It was then that we decided to be detectives.
00:30The story you are about to see is one of the cases from the files of the Olsen and Olsen
00:37Mystery Agency.
00:47Nice try, Ashley.
00:49How did you know it was me?
00:51After reading this book, I could spot a real monster a mile away.
00:56Oh, yeah?
00:56Go ahead, ask me a question.
00:58All right.
01:00What monster jumps higher than a house?
01:03Hmm.
01:10I give up.
01:11What monster jumps higher than a house?
01:14All monsters.
01:16Houses don't jump.
01:22Who stole the great hope diamond?
01:25What killed the dinosaurs?
01:27Who makes the finest pizza?
01:30What's in your brother's dresser drawers?
01:35Mysteries of life, screaming to be solved.
01:39Here we stand in our trench coats, dying to get involved.
01:49We're super duper snoopers, first class private allies.
01:55Figure out our clearer uppers, mistresses of disguise.
02:00We've got the know-how.
02:02We've got the knack.
02:03Now all we need is a case to crack.
02:05Where two super duper snoopers give us a mystery.
02:18It all started on the hottest day of summer vacation.
02:22We were in our headquarters, really the attic of our house, trying to stay cool.
02:28I'm Ashley, and that's my partner, Mary-Kate.
02:33And over there is our silent partner, Clue.
02:36She doesn't move much when it's hot.
02:40As the day wore on, we checked our thermometer and watched the temperature rise.
02:46Even though it was a gazillion degrees, our work had to continue.
02:52There was still a gazillion mysteries waiting to be solved.
02:57Things like, how do they get the pink into pink lemonade?
03:02What happens if our little sister Lizzie puts suntan lotion on only one side of her face?
03:09Which disappears faster on a hot summer's day?
03:12A block of ice or a block of ice cream?
03:18But on this hottest day of summer, we still had to figure out the most scorching mystery of all.
03:25How do we stay cool?
03:27It's so hot, if we were corn, we would be poppin'.
03:31Be like a sponge, we use for moppin'.
03:34We'll be the blister sisters if we don't start chillin'.
03:38If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, I'd be killin'.
03:41I'd be wellin'.
03:42The tea just turned us crispy, snuck some butter on, we're toast.
03:45Or fill us full of breadcrumbs, and call us twin rows.
03:49Pop, pop, pop.
03:51Stay and cool, give us good fun, turn us blue.
03:54Stay and cool, a frosty blizzard, that'll do.
03:57Stay and cool, big icy ship, burn down our spines.
04:01Stay and cool, an ice cream sandwich would be fine.
04:11Let's bring the candles on the cake somebody blows on.
04:15Or give an elephant a drink, then turn his nose on.
04:19The answer may be an adjustment in our attitude.
04:22But we would rather go way north and change our latitude.
04:25Cool.
04:26Let's gulp down tons of water, till we're big as a full moon.
04:29Then get someone to pop us like a giant water balloon.
04:33Pop, pop, pop.
04:35Stay and cool, make me a hockey puck on ice.
04:38Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
04:42Stay and cool, just light a glacier down my back.
04:45Stay and cool, stick me inside a huge ice pack.
04:51Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
05:03Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice.
05:24Stay and cool, just light a glacier down my back.
05:27Stay and cool, pick me inside a huge ice pack.
05:36It's so hot, hot, hot.
05:39Stay and cool.
05:43Olsen and Olsen Mystery Agency
05:45will solve any crime by dinner time.
05:49Hello, sweethearts, Madam Zelda here,
05:51and this is Ferris wheel Fred and Carousel Cal.
05:54Say hello to the darlings, darling.
05:56Hi, darlings.
05:57Hi, darlings.
05:58So, now that we are all friends,
06:00let's get down to business,
06:01because what a day we have had today.
06:04Go on, we're listening.
06:06Fred, Cal, and I own the Tons of Fun Amusement Park.
06:09I run the Ferris wheel.
06:10I run the carousel.
06:11And I, Madam Zelda, predict the future.
06:13But what happened today, who could tell?
06:16We were putting the final touches on our newest attraction.
06:19We call it the Creepy Crawly Fun House.
06:21It's got spooky sounds.
06:23Gruesome ghosts.
06:24Giant spiderwebs.
06:25Definitely not for your nervous types.
06:28Sounds like fun.
06:29So what's the mystery?
06:31Well, there is a real live,
06:33no fooling around,
06:35monster in our fun house.
06:37A monster?
06:38Oh, yes, a monster.
06:40With giant feet,
06:42razor sharp teeth,
06:43and flaming red hair.
06:45Definitely of the monster persuasion.
06:47Giant feet?
06:49Razor sharp teeth?
06:50Say no more, we're on our way.
06:52Oh, where exactly is Tons of Fun Amusement Park?
06:56Just past the bridge at Roller Coaster Ridge.
06:59Just past the bridge at Roller Coaster Ridge.
07:03We consulted our trusty atlas.
07:06That's a book with lots of maps.
07:08And discovered that Roller Coaster Ridge
07:11was only 1,379 miles from our attic.
07:16We figured it would take us about 15 minutes
07:19to get there on our bikes.
07:21So we packed monster catching gear,
07:24fed the goldfish,
07:26walked to Clue,
07:28put on our favorite sunglasses,
07:31and hit the road.
07:36It was a snap getting there.
07:39All we had to do was follow Calliope Canyon,
07:42and then hop over Bumper Car Boulevard.
07:46We knew we were at the Tons of Fun Amusement Park
07:49when we saw the carousel and heard...
07:52Hello, darlings!
07:54Aren't they adorable?
07:56And twins, yes.
07:58Oh, no!
07:59So this is the Tons of Fun Amusement Park.
08:02You've never been here?
08:04Let's give them a tour.
08:05The gram tour!
08:06The V.I.T. tour!
08:08Don't you mean V.I.P.?
08:10Very important persons?
08:12No, V.I.T.
08:15Very important twins!
08:18Step right up, enjoy the carnival.
08:21There's so much here to see.
08:23With rides and shows and fun,
08:25there's just no better place to be.
08:28Rides that rise and fall and spin.
08:30I'm dizzy!
08:31Yeah, me too!
08:32Now your ton of fun has just begun,
08:34and it's all here just for you.
08:36Come right upon my Ferris wheel,
08:39and you can touch the sky.
08:40You'll see the sights from up above,
08:43and feel like you can fly.
08:45You mean just like a soaring bird?
08:47That's what most people say.
08:49You've never ever ridden it?
08:51Me go up there?
08:52No way!
08:53Step right up, enjoy the carnival.
08:56There's so much here to see.
08:58With rides and shows and fun,
09:00there's just no better place to be.
09:02Rides of people!
09:04Lots of noise!
09:05Music to my ears!
09:07Now your ton of fun has just begun,
09:09the best time you'll have this year.
09:11Round and round the carousel,
09:13the horses rise and fall.
09:15Just strap yourself unto the seat,
09:17and on your mount ride tall.
09:19The race is on, the chase begins.
09:22Come on, Cal, lead the way!
09:24No, every time I ride that thing,
09:26I get sick for two whole days.
09:28All around you, you'll find souvenirs,
09:30this music fills the air.
09:32Just believe us when we say
09:34there's no place like this anywhere.
09:38Sit down, I'll tell your fortune
09:40from my shiny crystal ball.
09:42I predict that this year's summer
09:44will come just before the fall.
09:46Next week your eyes will still be blue,
09:49your face is pure and sweet.
09:51But anyone would know that.
09:53Right, let's get something to eat.
09:55Step right up, enjoy the carnival.
09:57There's so much here to see.
09:59With rides and shows and fun,
10:01there's just no better place to be.
10:04Have some chicken burgers,
10:05cobble coins.
10:06No thanks.
10:07I'm gonna pop.
10:08Now your ton of fun is almost done.
10:10Let's hope it never stops.
10:21What's that?
10:22It's the creepy crawly fun house.
10:26And what's that?
10:28It's a monster.
10:29Let's start at the beginning.
10:31We need to know everything.
10:33Well, we were just unpacking
10:35all the fun stuff for the fun house.
10:37You know, slimy snakes,
10:39spooky skeletons,
10:40giant spiders.
10:41Don't you just love to decorate?
10:44Anyway, we were about to set up
10:45the pongo pygmaeus.
10:47Pongo pig what-a-mis?
10:49Uh, pongo pygmaeus.
10:52And what exactly is a pongo pygmaeus?
10:55Hmm.
10:57The sign was on the side of the crate.
11:00Hmm.
11:01It was the shipment of shriveled shark's teeth
11:04from Sri Lanka.
11:05No, no, no.
11:06It's the sinister salamanders
11:08from San Salvador.
11:09Or the minister-
11:10Enough already.
11:11Let the twins work.
11:13Go ahead, darlings.
11:18We didn't know if there really was a monster.
11:21But being good detectives,
11:24we decided to check out
11:25the fun house ourselves.
11:27Oh, they're just the bravest.
11:46What's so fun about a fun house?
11:48Beats me.
12:02This stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies.
12:05Come on, let's find the monster.
12:17Oh, no, I'm afraid to look.
12:20You're all right.
12:21It's just some...
12:23Mush.
12:25Mush?
12:26Monster mush.
12:29Mush or not,
12:30it was still a clue to our mystery.
12:32And we had to check it out.
12:36Hurry, Mary-Kate.
12:37Of course, we knew the best way
12:40to pick up monster mush
12:41was with the pooper scooper.
12:43Never leave home without it.
12:46Got it.
12:47There's only one problem.
12:49What?
12:49Where there's monster mush,
12:51there's usually...
12:52A monster!
13:08Get a picture!
13:11Nice picture.
13:12We'll give that one to Mom.
13:17Let's get out of here!
13:19Whoa!
13:29We knew there was a monster in the fun house,
13:32but we still had to figure out what kind it was.
13:36So we headed to the one person
13:38we knew could help us identify the monster.
13:44Professor Peabody.
13:46Peabody was the expert of monsterology
13:49at the local college.
13:51When it came to monsters,
13:53he was the best.
13:55So, you found yourselves
13:57on the monster, have you?
13:58Yep, and this time we've got
14:00the monster mush
14:01and Pongo Pygmaeus to prove it.
14:03Monster mush
14:04and Pongo Pygmaeus.
14:07Pretty impressive.
14:08Pretty darn scary, too.
14:10A monster?
14:11Scary?
14:12Watch this.
14:24When a monster's walking toward you
14:26With his big arms open wide
14:30You really shouldn't be afraid
14:33No, you don't need to hide
14:37He probably only wants a hug
14:40A little love from you
14:43So before you scream
14:45Remember
14:46That mummies have mommies, too
14:50Yes, mummies have mommies
14:52To wrap them when they're cold
14:53Yes, mummies have mommies
14:55They're just really, really old
14:57And vampires have daddies
14:59To play with in the park
15:00Who make sure they never, ever
15:02Step outside unless it's dark
15:09Frankenstein was frankly fine
15:12Just misunderstood
15:15Ghosts are generally gracious
15:19Hospitable and good
15:22Werewolves are just hairy guys
15:24Who really need us shave
15:28Godzilla was a sweet reptile
15:31I know he didn't mean to misbehave
15:35Yes, mummies have mommies
15:37To wrap them when they're cold
15:38Yes, mummies have mommies
15:40They're just really, really old
15:42And vampires have daddies
15:43To play with in the park
15:45Who make sure they never, ever
15:47Step outside unless it's dark
15:49One, two, three, you see
15:50Gremlins are only grumpy
15:52When they can't find junk food
15:53Ghoulies only need cartoons
15:55To put them in a better mood
15:57Bigfoot's just a big old boy
15:59Born in Saskatchewan
16:00He's practically a shoddy
16:02Come back to Oaking Kong
16:03The thing in the swamp is swimming
16:05Beneath the shimmery moon
16:07And playing with his body
16:08The creature from the dark lagoon
16:10Loch Ness isn't stuck up
16:12He's just a little shy
16:13And Cyclops had no see
16:15But where Mother Nature put his eye
16:18Yes, mummies and mommies
16:20To wrap them when they're cold
16:21Yes, mummies and mommies
16:23They're just really, really old
16:25And vampires have daddies
16:27To play with in the park
16:28Who make sure they never, ever
16:30Step outside unless it's dark
16:35Now that you put it that way
16:37They don't seem quite as scary
16:38I guess they just can't help it
16:40If they're ten feet tall and hairy
16:42Every living creature
16:43Has someone to hold them dear
16:45And mommies have mommies
16:47So that's how they get here
16:49Mummies have mommies
16:50Mummies have mommies
16:52Mummies have mommies
16:53Yeah!
16:56Aha!
16:58Pongo Picamaze
17:00I've got it
17:01We've really got a monster
17:03This time, don't we?
17:05Well, I've examined
17:06All the evidence
17:07Yes
17:08Checked my monsterology manual
17:11Yes
17:12And I can say without a doubt
17:14Yes
17:15That you don't have a monster
17:17Yes!
17:18Wait, did you say
17:20We don't have a monster?
17:22Yes
17:23We don't have a monster
17:25All you have here
17:26Is a harmless
17:27Rather gentle creature
17:29That most usually
17:29Can be found in the jungles
17:30Of Borneo
17:31But what about the mush?
17:33Well, I hate to mash the mush theory
17:35But what you have here
17:36Is a bag of squished bananas
17:40Bananas?
17:41Yes
17:41And I'd say they're a bit
17:42On the ripe side
17:44Probably while your monster
17:46Tossed them away
17:47Perhaps your little fellow
17:49Would prefer a bunch of these
17:50Little fellow?
17:52Oh, yes, quite
17:53I'm afraid that your pongo picamaze
17:56Looks something like this
18:00Oops
18:03After our visit to Professor Peabody
18:06We went back into the funhouse
18:08To find the pongo pig maus
18:12It was a little scary
18:19Don't worry, that's just his way of saying hello
18:21Hello
18:24Hello
18:25Louder
18:41Hello
18:43Hello
18:48Come on
18:51You're safe with us
18:52You really are
18:56I'm not gonna hurt you
19:02He's the cutest monster I've ever seen
19:08He's a darling, darling
19:12And so he solved the mystery of the monster in the funhouse
19:17Of course, there really wasn't any monster
19:23Just an animal called an orangutan
19:32Pongo pig maus
19:33Pongo pig maus is the scientific name for the orangutan
19:37We figured out that the orangutan was being shipped home to Borneo
19:42When it got accidentally sent to the amusement park
19:45Who could know?
19:48After wrapping up the mystery of the funhouse
19:52We had to hurry back home
19:54It was getting close to dinner time
19:58Weeks later, we got a phone call from Madam Zelda
20:01Cal and Fred
20:02They were so happy not to have a monster in the funhouse
20:06That they sent the orangutan back to Borneo
20:09In its own private airplane
20:12After talking with our friends
20:14We had to get back to work
20:17We still had to solve the secret of the pink lemonade
20:22Figure out the puzzle of the suntan lotion
20:25And put to rest the riddle of the disappearing ice cream
20:32And of course, we had to be ready for our next mystery
20:38Olsen and Olsen Mystery Agency
20:41We'll solve any crime by dinner time
20:48It's so hot, if we were corn, we would be poppin'
20:52Be like a sponge we use for moppin'
20:55We'll be the blister sisters if we don't start chillin'
20:59If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, I'd be killin'
21:02I'd be willin'
21:03The tea just turned us crispy, slacked some butter on
21:05We're toast
21:06Or fill us full of breadcrumbs
21:08And call us twin rose
21:10Pop, pop, pop
21:11Stay and cool
21:12Give us goosebumps, turn us blue
21:15Stay and cool
21:16A frosty blizzard, that'll do
21:18Stay and cool
21:19Big icy ship, burn down our spine
21:21Stay and cool
21:23An ice cream sandwich would be fine
21:32Let's throw the candles on the cake somebody blows on
21:35Or give an elephant a drink to turn his nose on
21:39The answer may be an adjustment in our attitude
21:42But we would rather go way north and change our latitude
21:46Cool
21:47Let's gulp down tons of water
21:48Till we're big as a full moon
21:50Then get someone to pop us like a giant water balloon
21:54Pop, pop, pop
21:55Stay and cool, make me a hockey puck on ice
21:59Stay and cool, a frozen dinner would be nice
22:02Stay and cool, just light a glacier down my back
22:06Stay and cool, stick me inside a huge ice pack
22:11Stay and cool, stay and cool, stay and cool
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