00:00A little weekend's best, weekend's worse. I'll start with my weekend's best.
00:08And yeah, I'm not as much into wrestling as I was where I watch it every single week.
00:15But I watch it and I keep myself caught up. And I keep myself caught up, especially for the big
00:20events.
00:20And WrestleMania for the first time, ESPN was a part of it.
00:25They were on ESPN 2 Night 1 and ESPN Night 2.
00:29And I think Night 2 was significantly better than Night 1.
00:34But congratulations, Brock Lesnar. He retired, it looks like.
00:4025 years. Damn. That was 25 years ago when he first came.
00:4525 years. He had been at WWE, went to UFC.
00:49UFC, probably the most believable athlete to ever be in wrestling.
00:57Like, there were some of those times you watched him and you know like,
01:01hey man, I know they're taking care of each other.
01:02But damn, he did.
01:05That looks real, man.
01:07That looked like that. That hurt.
01:09But he retired, left his boots, left his gloves in the middle of the ring.
01:13And put over a young one, Obi Obafemi is nice.
01:19I thought it was really interesting.
01:20Before, they were doing a piece on him.
01:23Because he was an all-SCC shot putter at Alabama.
01:28Went to Middle Tennessee State first.
01:30But Alabama.
01:32And they kept showing all his records and just acting like we don't see his real name.
01:37Sitting right there next to his records.
01:39That isn't Obafemi.
01:40So, it was interesting.
01:44But congratulations on a great career.
01:46Brock Lesnar, just in the last six months.
01:49Brock Lesnar, John Cena, and now AJ Styles all retired from wrestling.
01:57Speaking of shot putter, you seen Brock's daughter that's a shot putter?
02:00She's nice.
02:01I mean, she looks like Brock.
02:03She does.
02:04I don't know how good that is for her.
02:05That'd be a scary encounter.
02:07I'm sure it worked for somebody.
02:08She'd better be a hell of a man.
02:09She was wishing maybe she'd get a little bit more of that Sable.
02:13Is that mama?
02:14Oh, yeah.
02:14Is it really?
02:15You didn't know that?
02:16Oh, man.
02:16This is your first time not knowing that Brock scooped up Sable?
02:19You remember Sable, Tyler?
02:21It didn't surprise me that Brock was...
02:22I'll never forget them ham prints.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Yeah, man.
02:25And then Brock got him.
02:28Scooped her up.
02:29I didn't know Brock scooped her up.
02:30Yeah, that was back in my wrestling days.
02:32In a minute now.
02:33That was a deal there.
02:34Yeah.
02:34Yeah.
02:34So, that's my weekend's best.
02:36Your weekend's best?
02:37My weekend's best is pretty easy, man.
02:40I mean, it's hard for a lot of us here in Houston to admit, but San Antonio, man.
02:44What I flipped on last night and watched, I applaud you.
02:52I mean, I respect and admire what went on in San Antonio last night.
02:59And look, yes, they won 111-98 over the Portland Trail Blazers.
03:05And Wimby had a hell of a night.
03:08And everybody was there to see it.
03:10But the, I flipped it on for one reason, because I saw the Twittersphere going crazy about San
03:19Antonio, what it looks like on TV.
03:21The color baby.
03:22Yeah, they put it back.
03:22So, I flip it over there like, what could they possibly be doing?
03:25So, I flip it over there, and I'm going to tell you, I was taken aback.
03:29The t-shirts, I mean, I don't know how much they had to spend a crazy amount of money to
03:35give all them t-shirts away to make that place striped like that.
03:38But it was beautiful on TV.
03:40The court had a lot going on, was busy, which usually is a miss for me, but was absolutely
03:45You enjoyed it.
03:45I enjoyed it.
03:46Because when they made it work with the colors and the sections.
03:49Yes, yes.
03:50And they don't, in the uniforms, they don't typically overdo all the different colors that
03:56you saw on the floor and in the stands.
03:57So, it was just well done all the way around.
04:00My weekend's best, no doubt about it.
04:02Unfortunately, our Rockets no-showed, and we got to do more cussing than we do discussing
04:07with them.
04:07But I got to give credit where credit's due, man.
04:10That was live.
04:11That was well worth the watch.
04:13It was well worth the time of flipping over there, and it even made me watch a little basketball.
04:16That damn, a little non-rocket basketball.
04:19That damn Wimby was cool.
04:20That was almost my weekend's best.
04:22They got a squad now.
04:23What do you do with him?
04:24Oh, wow.
04:25But they got a squad.
04:26Yeah, they do.
04:27I mean, they got a squad that can, I mean, SGA is obviously the headliner in Oklahoma City.
04:33But really, the power is the overall team and just how good they are.
04:37Hey, man.
04:38The Spurs got a squad.
04:39They got a crew.
04:41And they've arrived a lot earlier than maybe we thought they would.
04:45But yeah, that is good to see we didn't have very many jackasses out there who came in and
04:50said, you know what?
04:51I'm going to wear what I wore.
04:53You know, there had to be.
04:54There's some people who said, I wore my jersey, and I'm wearing my damn jersey, and I'm not
04:58wearing this shirt over it.
05:00Good.
05:00Good to see everybody participating, because that was a clean look with all those colors
05:04to do with those shirts.
05:05All right.
05:06My weekend's worst.
05:10It was my sports weekend as a parent.
05:16This is the first time, Clint and Tyler, I really felt like I've had three kids.
05:20Obviously, Tyler, you've had at least three.
05:24But this was the first time I've ever experienced that.
05:28We had three kids, all have sporting events, two of which had tournaments that had multiple
05:33games in them, all start within 30 minutes of each other.
05:38All of them.
05:40Courtney took Lauren to softball.
05:45I had to take Nicholas to baseball.
05:47And shout out to the Panikers.
05:49They had to take...
05:51What's a hell of a name?
05:53It is, man.
05:54Isaiah's cold, boy.
05:54Nice little crossover on you.
05:56They're anything but a Panikers, huh?
05:57Yeah, yeah.
05:58They were huge.
05:59They had to take him to Stafford.
06:02And I drove all over the place.
06:04This AAU thing, you all need to get your scheduling correct.
06:08I drove from Missouri City, Siena, for baseball.
06:13Then had to fly to go pick up Trey for basketball.
06:18Thought his day was over in basketball.
06:21Driving to Alvin to go watch a little softball.
06:24In the middle of the trip to Alvin, found out, uh-uh-uh-uh.
06:27Y'all got a two o'clock game in Paraland.
06:30You got to go over there for basketball.
06:32Bam.
06:33Got over there for basketball.
06:34The other team forfeited because they had no idea that they had a two o'clock game.
06:38And so then they said, oh, you're in the championship game right here until six o'clock.
06:42Okay.
06:42Drove.
06:43Got in the car.
06:44Drove out to Alvin again.
06:45See if we can get a little softball going.
06:47Set down in softball for about 30 minutes.
06:49Then they said, no.
06:50Moving up the championship game from 6-10 to 4-30.
06:53Got to get out here.
06:54All right.
06:54Then we had to turn around and drop.
06:55Man, I just...
06:56I'm over it.
06:57Hey, off your ass on your feet.
06:58Get to your car and in your seat, baby.
07:00Got to go back to Paraland.
07:02Had to get gas in the middle.
07:04Forced me to eat terribly.
07:06You ate gas station food, didn't you?
07:07No, I didn't.
07:08We stopped by Cane's.
07:12Could have been worse.
07:13I don't know.
07:14There's no option to go nothing but fried.
07:16I don't know the damage you did, huh?
07:17No option to go nothing but fried.
07:18But I mean, good God.
07:20Just all over the place.
07:22Boy, when you try to have three.
07:24I'm telling you, boy.
07:24When that one-on-one switches over to full court defense.
07:28That's when it was...
07:32I'm doing it as I speak.
07:34I had to pay $27, Tyler.
07:36$27 for those damn tickets.
07:38I know that's what ate you up the hill.
07:41Entry fee.
07:41I had to do it twice.
07:42Entry fee to get in AAU.
07:44That pissed me smooth off.
07:46Yeah.
07:46So what you're telling me is if I can start a league that's guaranteed to play their games
07:49in one spot and on time and not charge as much, you're in.
07:53And I didn't have enough time to get to the bank because it would have been $25 if you
07:59have cash.
08:00Now I'm paying with a card that had that $2.
08:02Hold on.
08:03They hit me with the $0.50 surcharge on the credit card this weekend.
08:06I just want to take my little girls out and show them a little softball.
08:08Show them what the girls do.
08:09See, introduce them to the game.
08:11Had the girl, the daddy girl time.
08:12Hey, man.
08:13They hit me with $10.50 to get in.
08:15I'm like, man, I ain't even come here to watch it.
08:16I just want to introduce my little girls to the game.
08:18Shout out to Pearson Park and Alvin not charging to get in.
08:21Because I would have been smoking hot if I would have got charged to go in there
08:23and I had to get back and go back to Pearland to drive.
08:26Nah, you may have missed the first half.
08:28We're going to get some of this.
08:29We're going to get some of this.
08:31This money's worth.
08:32All right, your weekend's worth.
08:33Real quick, man.
08:34Weekend's worth.
08:35I don't know if y'all saw this, but spring games are rolling with these colleges.
08:39And I don't know if y'all saw this, but the old parachuter at the Virginia Tech
08:45spring game, Ron, got hung on the scoreboard.
08:49What happened?
08:49I'm talking about the big scoreboard, the old parachuter.
08:52Now, I have received word that he did get rescued by the fire department.
08:57First responders did rescue him.
08:58Thank God.
08:59But he's got an American flag that is big, and it's whipping him.
09:04And I look at it, and I'm like.
09:06He hit the scoreboard pretty hard.
09:07No, he did.
09:08I mean, his parachute caught the top of the scoreboard.
09:11He was about a quarter of the way down, and that American flag was hanging all the way
09:14to the top row of the stadium there.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:16But could you imagine, could you imagine being hung on it?
09:19I mean, if he'd have just fell, assuming he'd have hit the top rail, I mean, it still would
09:24have broke his bones.
09:26But I mean, hey, think about that, though, Tom.
09:28That would never, that would never get into the parachute.
09:30I ain't never done nothing.
09:31I ain't never jumping out of a plane.
09:33That don't matter, parachute or no parachute, unless somebody pushes me out of it.
09:36Here's the deal.
09:37I mean, how bad of a miss is that?
09:41I mean, my man, you got 100 yards.
09:44You got 100.
09:45Oh, man.
09:45He hit that C in that tech real hard.
09:48I think he broke something on there.
09:50I mean, you got it.
09:52He damn near missed.
09:53If it wouldn't have been with the scoreboard, he'd have missed the whole stadium.
09:55Oh, my God, man.
09:56He needs to go back and watch that Wesley Snipes movie.
09:59What was that?
09:59What was that?
10:01Was that Wesley Snipes movie?
10:03There were parachutes.
10:04It's a guy, dog, not Pessinger, 57.
10:06It's another lead, man.
10:08I'd have rather seen that at the Aggie spring game than what I saw.
10:12That sucked.
10:12We lost our best damn linebacker in that spring game.
10:15Broke his leg.
10:17Bam.
10:18Senior linebacker.
10:19He's out for the years.
10:20Samford.
10:21Sometimes broken legs you can come back from.
10:23Hey, look at it this way.
10:25Look at it this way, T.
10:26They're going to pay him another couple million dollars to come back next year,
10:29so he just made himself some more money.
10:30Yeah, I guess.
10:31It's kind of like I wish I'd have got hurt that last year in the league.
10:33I'd have been invested, made me a little more money.
10:37Nah, stay healthy.
10:38Get your ass up out of here, Sterner.
10:39Golly.
10:40It was literally the one defensive player for the Aggies.
10:43If you would have asked me going into the spring game,
10:45this guy can't get hurt.
10:46I would have said him.
10:47I've watched this four times.
10:49Oh, parachute, man?
10:50He goes right into that damn C.
10:53I'm telling you, it's terrible, man.
10:54That takes it out.
10:54Pieces on the scoreboard come off.
10:56Yes, he hit that hard, man.
10:58You undersold that, Tyler.
11:00Yeah, he hit that.
11:01Drop zone.
11:02There it is.
11:02Shout out to the text line.
11:04Drop zone.
11:04Boy, I could go back and watch that right now.
11:06Let's go back and watch that right now.
11:06Let's go back and watch that right now.
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