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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape in the
00:17loop sports radio 16 it's your man figgy fig holding it down on a monday happy monday to
00:23everyone out there happy 420 and this is the first time we said it on this show man it's it's
00:30420 so
00:31legit forgot yeah yeah my bad i forgot to uh celebrate this for folks oh okay okay yeah yeah
00:38uh so text in if you're celebrating right now 713-572-416 i know a lot of uh i knew
00:45a couple
00:45people that used to take off just for this oh yeah so that's responsible yeah salute to you if
00:51you're taking off for man some people if you're about to be in this your holiday hey take off
00:55i wouldn't go to work on my holiday either that's right but um i actually have a list um and
01:02i forgot
01:03the website that came up with this list but uh a bunch of 420 friendly type movies okay so send
01:11yours
01:11in 713-572-416 or uh send send in what you munching on too some people got their little munchie
01:19snacks
01:20that they like oh that's right yeah yeah so uh when they partake yes yeah yeah so uh i'm gonna
01:27go
01:27through this list they only got 10 on here right now i might go through the other uh the uh
01:33the other
01:3320 just to kind of see what they miss but number 10 right here they got uh super troopers i
01:40hadn't
01:40thought of that one i don't i think i've only seen that like once i feel like i'm gonna expose
01:45myself
01:45here because super troopers i don't recall watching super troopers yeah i'm not really that
01:50familiar with it either i might have only seen the scene where yeah it was the starting scene first
01:54season uh first uh first scene where they uh pull dude over on the uh on the highway i don't
02:01remember
02:01now okay yeah never mind yeah um number nine they got our idiot brother don't know it i don't even
02:08know about that yeah yeah this this film actually came out 2011 i never heard of it yeah uh i'm
02:13sure
02:14y'all heard of this one dude where's my car dude where's my oh yeah yeah i remember that one
02:19um
02:19number seven fast time at ridge mount huh oh that's the i thought that'd be a little higher
02:24yeah yeah that's that number seven number six jay and silent bob reboot didn't see that
02:30they had a reboot yeah oh i think yeah i remember when it came out in 2019 yeah i remember
02:36when that
02:36came out yep number five i was kind of shot to see this one on here but i guess it
02:40is a stoner movie but
02:41uh we're the millers we're the millers is a stoner movie i that was one of my favorite movies too
02:48but i i guess i never really looked at it as a stoner yeah movie i mean he was kind
02:53of selling
02:54weed yeah but i don't know if that counts as a stoner movie are we in like diehard territory where
02:59it's like in the plot that's what i'm wondering that's what i'm wondering number four is friday the
03:05movie friday that one checks out yep number three days and confused number two pineapple express oh
03:12i told reggie during the break i thought that would be number one number one is up in smoke oh
03:17cheech and chong oh classic that is all about that's really all it's about yeah i can't believe
03:25the big lebowski wasn't on there yeah yeah yeah so i'm looking through um some more stuff on on the
03:30website um no harold and kumar in here i was just about to get to that man harold and kumar
03:35go to
03:35white castle um you got how high half baked yeah the bit lebowski on here uh they brought some good
03:43ones down the list yeah true romance yeah so um yeah what's your favorite um yeah what's your favorite
03:51420 movie you can send them in that's a good top two you have there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
03:56so i'm not
03:57i i guess i'm i just i've never really looked at it as like 420 movies or i just like
04:03the funny
04:04movies man but i mean you think about it there there are a good amount of it it's like a
04:08pretty
04:08solid subsection yeah all right let me throw this out as a question just off the top of my head
04:13um
04:14because one of the things i often think about is that sports movies like we don't actually have
04:18as many strong sports movies especially if you get to certain sports right like boxing great a lot of
04:22great movies basketball not so much right right stronger class 420 movies or sports movies oh
04:30sports movies so you still feel strong about the sports movie i would think so you probably have to
04:35kind of stretch it a little bit for a lot of these 420 movies you know a lot of these
04:39stoner movies
04:40okay yeah yeah there we go it's the mixtape in loop sports radio 610 so um somebody said
04:52interstellar all right so now we're just going with movies that are interesting when you are stoned
04:57that might be a little too wide yeah they're like tenant all right fantasia oh yeah i bet that's great
05:04to watch while you're high it might be a crazy uh movie to watch when you're high well i feel
05:09like
05:09trying to figure out what the hell is going on but that's the thing is that that's not a movie
05:12you
05:12should be trying to figure out what's going on alice in wonderland oh buddy wizard of odds yeah it's
05:17all those or you might need to be on acid oh that's a good point someone mentioned clerks
05:23mall rats i haven't seen stone age um but yeah there's definitely some more that they they miss they
05:28miss some they miss some ones that definitely go in there yeah yeah it's the mixtape in the loop sports
05:33radio 16 um insurance insurance fraud on another level okay and this one i got to give an a for
05:42effort on this one here's inside the edition with a story about two men and a woman with it with
05:48this
05:48insurance scam that they tried to pull off it was crazy video at first it looked like a bear was
05:55breaking into three luxury cars ripping them apart then we learned it wasn't a bear at all but a guy
06:02in a bear suit it was all part of an insurance scam now as the suspects are being sentenced steven
06:09fabian shows us what it took to damage a car in a bear suit the video is unbelievable is that
06:17a bear
06:17ransacking a rolls royce and is that the same beast tearing apart this mercedes then striking yet another
06:24mercedes on the same night two men and a woman have now been sentenced to jail time for insurance fraud
06:31having cooked up the wacky scheme claiming a bear clawed their seats and destroyed their vehicles
06:37but insurance investigators determined the claims weren't true authorities say it was actually a human
06:44wearing a bear costume much like this one using sharp metal like claws to scratch up the interior of
06:52the cars investigators released this photo of the bear costume and kitchen meat shredders used to
06:58scratch up the car seats they actually called their probe operation bear claw so here i am in the bear
07:05costume digging around in the back seat of a car here and as hard as i try it's pretty difficult
07:12to
07:13mimic the exact motions of a bear
07:18if a bear really got inside a car this is what the aftermath would look like completely decimated
07:25not just a few scratches the los angeles residents pleaded no contest and were sentenced to 180 days
07:32in jail all for a kooky insurance fraud scheme hey i give him an a for effort no i give
07:39them no
07:39a no effort this is a d for effort no brain is this theme intentional if you look at the
07:46video
07:46i'm looking at it i called it up wait what the what in the world the guy's reaching for stuff
07:51like with
07:52his hands this guy is the theme intentional right did they do this while they were high because
07:58that's the only way you could think it's a good there's got to be a lot better way
08:01they could have easily just sat behind the computer typed some fake information in they had a whole
08:09he's like reaching like it's a person it's a person
08:15that is that that is you had to be high to think this is a good idea you would think
08:19like i got an idea this looked like a movie from the 80s
08:23why did he why did they think this is a good idea and by the way he goes rolls royce
08:27and two
08:28mercedes man that's not a red flag at all he didn't like that's that's a bear with some
08:33class yeah yeah you bear like fancy things all right bear got good taste it's got really high
08:39taste it was like what is this a toyota are you crazy i wouldn't i would not bleep in this
08:45oh my god this is the best thing i've seen all day yeah it's so evident it's so obvious so
08:53bad
08:55oh my goodness oh yeah i i just want to hear the game plan when they came up with this
09:00all right
09:01that's what a real bear does yeah this is the thing is yes the they didn't even do no research
09:06this is so half so this is what we're gonna do we're gonna we're gonna get this money all right
09:11all right i'm gonna put on the bear suit right i'm gonna have the knives right there and we gonna
09:17go in we're gonna go in the car just tear the car up yeah and boom we're gonna get the
09:21money that's
09:22a great point fig this would make sense if it was one person doing this mm-hmm how do you
09:28more how
09:29do you bring this to two other people and they go you know what that's a good idea yes actually
09:35you
09:35know what that's stupid we get caught you gotta have meat shredders because then it'll be real
09:40oh yeah yeah that's going to look like a bear tour the car but don't tear it up too much
09:45yes because
09:46we gotta get this money real idiots real morons that is unbelievable great taste with that bear man
09:53also wait because here how is the insurance fraud this is the part i wanted to ask do they have
09:58some
09:58level of attachment to this rolls royce because how did that happen they got to one of the same thing
10:02whose was it i'm guessing so it might have been somebody that brand or something put them up to
10:06it yeah that's my guess that person's the worst part of this because you hired the dumbest people
10:11to get this insurance fraud yeah yeah i need to find that person with that maybach yeah hey let me
10:16let me show you that bridge over there 59 right there that could be your costume on and we're gonna
10:20be
10:21rolling in it there's so i'm guessing because we've established this world this is reckless speculation
10:26let's say a rich person was like let me see if i get this insurance fraud hire hire uh larry
10:30curly and
10:31mo and they're gonna mess up my car and i'm gonna get the insurance yeah when they saw this on
10:34the
10:34news what do you think they felt right they were like all right their forehead what i'm just gonna
10:39hire these people the less that i know the better so i'm detached from it all you all of a
10:42sudden you
10:42found out that the the mercenaries that you hired to commit insurance fraud for you thought that they
10:47were gonna do it in a bear costume just imagine them getting that call hey we got caught man yeah
10:53they figured out it was us yeah yeah they knew it was larry it was airtight though man they just
10:58good
10:58they're just good it was an airtight they knew it was larry in the bear suit here actually i got
11:03a
11:03little audio of what it sounded like when they were hatching the plan hey boo boo let's do a little
11:09insurance fraud
11:14all right i'll get y'all out of here on this this is the mixtape in the loop sports radio
11:19610 reggie you you all set for your wedding over in europe right i'm not his wedding i'm getting closer
11:25to uh being ready for the wedding that i'm attending in italy okay what else you got to do
11:30you still got about you got your tickets you got your suit you still looking for a suit i got
11:34tickets
11:34i still need a couple more accommodations in italy and then i definitely need to get my tux together
11:39all right um did the person that invited you to this wedding did they ask you for anything
11:45specifically like do you got to bring money do you need to bring some plates uh nothing bring cups
11:52nothing that i have to bring it was just bring the liquor if if i could give them a uh
11:57unique vhs of
12:00cash money records from back in the day that they would appreciate that but other than that nothing
12:03was asked of me okay okay so i don't think you're going to this person's wedding ray here um because
12:10this is what the bride sent out to her guest list and this is courtesy of fox alana five a
12:18bride is going
12:18viral after asking guests to pay 75 a plate for their own reception dinner according to the new
12:23york post the payment request was included right in the invitation with the bride saying it would help
12:28cover catering costs so one stunned guest took it to reddit to ask if it'd be rude to skip and
12:33commenters didn't hold back classless and just a lope came up a lot but with wedding costs soaring
12:39some are asking is this the new normal so what do you think is it a practical solution or just
12:44tacky
12:45look man all right we now take you to our wedding correspondent john lopez john what you got we've
12:52done three of these somebody started off with look man let me tell you something look man uh just to
12:58have they said just elope that's a possibility just to have a small wedding if you know if you're going
13:03to be charging i mean how awful are you going to treat your guests you're going to charge them 75
13:09bucks
13:10to eat at your wedding and bring your present just have a small wedding have eight people there
13:13doesn't matter ten people whatever whatever it may be people trying to impress with the size of
13:20their wedding and the you know the the good meal and all the visuals and all that who are you
13:26trying
13:26to impress you trying to get married or are you just trying to impress we're trying to have a good
13:31time well yes but within reason you're not charging people 75 bucks a plate to come to your way
13:37well i mean if you was going to eat anyways you would pay to eat so i mean you down
13:42with this
13:42one then no i'm just i'm just trying to get an annoying john lopez i will say um because of
13:48what
13:48you're saying i think typically people would just go all right well let's have a smaller wedding i do
13:53wonder do they actually want all these people to come no like is this something is this a little bit
13:58of a deterrent i think they want to make it look bigger than than what they can then what they
14:02can
14:02really do and they want to make it you know look you know we had this great dinner who paid
14:07for it they
14:07did you know but uh i think it's your their priorities are skewed okay does this at least
14:13does it feel a little bit better if we get here and they go 25 a plate as opposed to
14:18i mean it might
14:19feel a little they did charge really high on a dinner that i i have a hard time believing is
14:24going to meet
14:24up to 75 i put a note in the in the rsvp that says don't worry about my dinner i'm
14:29picking up something
14:30on the way just set the set the plate if i get john lopez will he will bring a sandwich
14:35to your
14:36way if i get something to say uh you know just pay 25 for dinner i'm like all right you
14:41know what we
14:42might have to stop and eat something before we get there we just gonna hang out for a little bit
14:46go
14:47ahead and do the place setting but i'm bringing my own food i like this from 713 just have a
14:50potluck
14:51wedding all right that's a great way to end up in a really bad place great weddings that were just
14:55sort of like that like in the backyard just yes yeah yeah yeah they doing a little too much
15:01and also speaking of weddings congratulations to noah louse he got married oh did he noah louse got
15:06married yeah but apparently he was under fire over something oh no so lopez you uh you the only one
15:13on
15:13the show that actually had a wedding i did not have a wedding um i didn't realize that what was
15:17your
15:17thoughts or what did you do when you seen your wife for the first time in the wedding dress oh
15:22it's
15:23just incredibly emotional did you uh tear up i don't think i did i think i did tear up a
15:27little
15:27bit so here is noah's reaction to seeing his wife in the wedding dress now just to be fair just
15:35to
15:35kind of clear some stuff up i'm not sure what was going on here they were outside this was not
15:40the
15:40ceremony so i think he just saw her for the first time she walked up behind him tapped him and
15:45he was
15:45kind of nervous to look and he turned around and this is how it sounded oh wow okay oh wow
15:56i didn't think you would go with the princess dress oh no
16:01dang that's a train and we're supposed to spin this no we're thin it up he's done
16:09i'm so nervous
16:11he's nervous what are you nervous about i'm just gonna be super fun i saw all the guests there
16:17it looks super good this is nice i like the jewels you like everything yeah i like the jewels a
16:23lot he's so
16:24done excited i didn't go with the mermaid dress i'm very happy that you didn't but i have one i'm
16:32very happy you did not go with the mermaid dress
16:37he's getting ripped apart yeah but he's he's used to that he tried to cover himself there at the end
16:42him and his lady are good though yeah i'm sure they better be i i could tell i could tell
16:45the way
16:46that they was could that this is she understands who he is which she would have to be because he's
16:50a
16:50little bit of a different dude when he started off with this oh wow oh wow wow all right that
16:55is a
16:55dress that is the person who got you a gift that they don't know you at all he's standing there
17:00and
17:00he didn't turn around yet as soon as he turned around oh wow yeah that's your reaction yeah tell me
17:05what you really mean how do you really feel yeah he was cooked yeah for a second yeah uh have
17:12a happy
17:12wedding i guess okay or uh i think they had the wedding already so happy marriage there you go yeah
17:17i ain't gonna shout out to noah lyles and everybody else in that circumstance all right
17:21that's a little mixtape for you here in the loop on sports radio 610 somebody said they would have
17:25gotten away with it if they had uh it would they would have gotten away with it if they had
17:30uh left
17:30a little bear scat in the back of the uh of the rolls royce then then yeah man it would
17:35have been
17:35apparent they would investigate that this human they probably would have done that uh 120 p.m every weekday
17:41right here on sports radio 610 at the figgy fig on social media if you see something mixtape
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