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00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:05Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all darks go to heaven
00:13But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but voyager is fun
00:33And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:43We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I my friend
01:04Don't get smart with me, sweetheart
01:07Otherwise you're going downtown to the pound
01:10See?
01:12Man, what I wouldn't give to be a detective like Sam Spaniel
01:17Hard-boiled
01:18See the resemblance?
01:20Well, I like you better as plain old Charlie anyway
01:22I mean, you should always be yourself
01:27Get a load of the gum shoe
01:30Yeah, something that gets stuck to the bottom of your foot
01:34Nice fantasy, big boy
01:35But be careful what you wish for
01:41Nice hat, Charles
01:43Perhaps you can wear it on your next mission
01:46Oh boy, oh boy
01:47I love missions
01:49Yo
01:50Yeah, well, I hope it's worthy of a dog with my talents
01:53I'm talking danger, dames
01:56And, uh, other cool words starting with D
01:59It does
02:01I need you to escort a family of D for ducklings back to Golden Gate Park
02:09I am so sick of being a guardian angel
02:13I want to be a rough, tough detective
02:15Knee deep in mystery
02:18Help the ducks, Charles
02:20Or I am sure I can find a C for cat
02:24That needs helping out of a tree
02:25Not a cat
02:27Anything but a cat
02:32Oh, gee
02:46It was another foggy San Francisco
02:50Night
02:50And I was bushed
02:52I said it was night
02:56That's better
02:57Extra, extra
02:57Day turns to night
03:00Get your evening paper
03:01Evening paper?
03:03Seems like it was just afternoon
03:04What time is it?
03:09Oh, man
03:10I hate that clock
03:149.01
03:15I walk down the hall
03:16And step into the elevator
03:199.02
03:21I remember
03:21There is no elevator
03:249.04
03:26Forget paper
03:27Make appointment with chiropractor
03:33Come in
03:35I knew the moment I saw her
03:37She spelled trouble
03:38A bad dog
03:40A very bad dog
03:42So I played it cool
03:52She had a nice pair of gams
03:54And another nice pair
03:56Behind those
03:58Now, uh
03:59What can I do for you
04:00Miss
04:02Belladonna
04:03Sam Spaniel was working for me
04:05I'm here about my case
04:08Sam
04:09He was my partner
04:11Before he
04:13Disappeared
04:13Some say he ran away
04:15Others tell how he
04:17Took a long fetch
04:18Off a short pier
04:19Anyway
04:20He was gone
04:22Dog gone
04:23That case is unsolved
04:25If Sam was involved
04:27Well
04:28I'm your dog
04:29What do you know, sister?
04:31Huh?
04:31I hired Sam
04:32To fetch a package
04:34To me
04:34He left this map
04:35Something about a tree
04:37And a park
04:38I want you to fetch it, Charlie
04:40And if you need anything
04:42Just howl
04:43You know how to howl
04:45Don't you, Charlie?
04:49This smelled of mystery
04:51And danger
04:52My kind of case
04:54But not for any reward
04:55I was doing this
04:57For Sam
05:00Dang
05:00I forgot to tell her
05:02About the elevator
05:04This map came from Sam
05:06All right
05:07He couldn't draw
05:08To save his life
05:12If he were to bury something
05:14This would be the place
05:16Seems awfully spooky, boss
05:18I'll take it from here, Itch
05:20No problem for me, boss
05:21Should you want
05:22I should come with you
05:23Just say the word
05:24And it's
05:24Dun-dun-dun-dun
05:26You're always there for me, Itchy
05:28Thanks
05:29I mean that
05:30Now scram
05:39Good thing I spent three years
05:42At Lockpick U
05:45Balledictorian
05:46Balledictorian
05:46Dean's list
05:48Minored in bike locks
05:55Sometimes you just gotta do things the old fashioned way
06:01Yep
06:02The old fashioned way
06:05D'oh
06:10Ah
06:11Perry State Park
06:13Me and Sam had some great times here
06:15Chasing frisbees
06:17Scaring cats
06:18Wait a sec
06:19Sam would never hide anything up in a tree
06:21Only cats do that
06:23Sam was a dog
06:24A good dog
06:39No sudden moves, Mr. Parkin
06:43You have something that doesn't belong to you
06:47Hey, I found this hat
06:49Finders keepers
06:51No
06:52The package
06:54Give
06:58I don't think you've got what it takes, pal
07:03A tough scaring, huh?
07:07Clawed whiskers
07:08Cats
07:10There hasn't been a cat in San Francisco in ten years
07:15Oh, ho, ho
07:16Get em, boys
07:17Oh, ho, ho
07:19Get em, boys
07:20Yeah
07:20I don't know
07:21But I still had a trick up my fur
07:24Come on, boys
07:25Fetch
07:28Nice try, Mr. Parkin
07:31Too bad cats don't fetch
07:36Yeah, they were big cats
07:38But I wasn't gonna just roll over
07:40Or was I?
07:48Oh, no
07:49Then I remembered
07:51Cats
07:52Always land on their feet
08:04How did I get myself into this mess?
08:06I didn't ask to be a rough, tough detective
08:08I...
08:09Oh, wait
08:10Yes, I did
08:11Maybe next time you keep your nose out of other people's business
08:14Now give up the package
08:16Or sleep with the fishes
08:26How did you find me?
08:29I got a nose for trouble, boys
08:30I can smell it
08:32It gets into my nostrils
08:35Heaven knows
08:36Enough already
08:37Just take me home
08:42Fluffy
08:43Fluffy
08:44What kind of a dog name is Fluffy?
08:46Uh, did you say something, boss?
08:49Oh, yeah
08:49It's kind of stuffy
08:51So, uh, gotta open a window
09:00I couldn't figure it
09:02I felt like I was going in circles
09:04Around and around and around
09:06Probably because I was chasing my tail
09:11Ah, the evening paper
09:13Finally
09:18I need to find my eye
09:18Cats seen in city
09:20Huh
09:21First I'm attacked
09:22By cats
09:23And now they're moving into town
09:25I'd better get to the bottom of this
09:32Somebody tossed my office
09:36It was the work of cats. They wanted the collar.
09:44Charles, you're in danger.
09:46Chill. Tell me about it, sister.
09:48I know you have the package. Let's meet.
09:52All right. But someplace where there's lots and lots of dogs around.
09:57No cats?
09:58Of course. I know the perfect place. Le Fleabite.
10:02The dame made me want to scratch.
10:05Something fishy was going on.
10:07And this time I was going prepared.
10:13Hey, it's a fantasy.
10:16Okay. Where to, boss?
10:18The hydrant.
10:21I needed some information.
10:22So I went to the only dog I knew who would have it.
10:26Johnny the groomer.
10:27Hey, Johnny. I need your advice about a collar.
10:31Collars? Don't know much about collars.
10:34I'm throwing you a bone, Johnny.
10:39Oh. Oh, oh, oh. What have we here? You don't see these around much anymore.
10:43Made in 22 by Leashland.
10:47It's called the Maltese Collar.
10:51Quality stuff. Only one thing wrong with it.
10:53It was made for a cat.
11:01One, cats attack me.
11:03Two, they ranshacked my plate.
11:06And four, here I am with a catch collar.
11:09It didn't add up.
11:11Did you carry the two?
11:13Hey, stay out of my voiceovers.
11:16Sorry, boss.
11:41Thanks, honey.
11:46You were the pick of the litter.
11:49A standout before your first hip.
11:53Now you're caught up in the glitter.
11:56Oh, brother, it's time for a tip.
12:00Be your own dog.
12:02Sell it, sisters.
12:03Be your own dog.
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06Some dogs were born for glamour.
12:09Swell digs and fancy chow.
12:12Some dogs were made for the slammer.
12:15There's no rhyme or reason, no how.
12:17Bow wow.
12:18But every mutt's a masterpiece.
12:20No snap to duplicate.
12:23So when I see you, try not to be you.
12:27I want to cry because you're great.
12:29Why?
12:29Only if you'd only be your own dog.
12:32Gee, it would give me a thrill.
12:35Be original as your paw print.
12:38You in my heart, if you will, be your own dog.
12:41Won't you be your own dog?
12:43Woof, woof.
12:44Won't you be your own dog?
12:46Some pit bulls can be purple.
12:49Oh, yeah?
12:49Some peaks will trash the joints.
12:51Oh, my.
12:51Not every shepherd's a copper.
12:54Hey, I sure hope I'm making my point.
12:57We're all so individual.
13:00From Great Dane down to Paw.
13:03Short head or shaggy.
13:05Hang dog or waggy.
13:06And then there's you, your big lug.
13:08Woof.
13:09Honey, if you'd only be your own dog.
13:12Gee, it would give me a thrill.
13:14Be original as your paw print.
13:17You in my heart, if you will, be your own dog.
13:21Won't you be your own dog?
13:22Won't you be your own dog?
13:24Won't you be your own dog?
13:25Won't you be your own dog?
13:26Don't like fancy tricks the way some do.
13:29Oh.
13:29There's no need to fetch me my ball.
13:32I don't want no tough-talking gum shoe.
13:36You don't have to wear shoes at all.
13:40Oh, if you'd only be your own dog.
13:43Gee, it would give me a thrill.
13:46I'd be original as your paw print.
13:49You in my heart, if you will, be your own dog.
13:53Be your own dog.
13:57Be your own dog.
14:00Be your own dog.
14:01But if you will, it would just be you, baby.
14:12Well, ain't this cozy.
14:14Charlie.
14:15This is my boss.
14:17Car face.
14:19Skip the intro, sweet face.
14:21Me and Chubby here go way back.
14:24Come.
14:25Come.
14:26Don't be sore, Mr. Barkin.
14:28Let me treat.
14:29What are you drinking, huh?
14:31Alone.
14:34A glass of milk, please.
14:37Milk?
14:39Now, Mr. Barkin.
14:41I want the package you found.
14:44Never mind the package, Car Face.
14:46I want to chat about...
14:49cats.
14:50Huh?
14:51Cats show up in town.
14:53Then I get beaten up by cats.
14:55And now everybody wants me paws up,
14:58because I found a cat collar.
15:01So you looked in the box, huh?
15:04How unfortunate.
15:06Now, hand it over.
15:09Car Face wasn't messing around.
15:14Wise up, Car Face.
15:16You don't think I'd bring it here with me.
15:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:24Ah.
15:26Hiya, Charlie.
15:27Do you like my number?
15:29Hey, beat it doll.
15:32Hmph.
15:33Make me, muttsy.
15:37See you around, car face
15:42Charlie, I can help you
15:44But we gotta talk, in private
15:47I'll meet you behind the restaurant
15:53Here I was, surrounded by danger
15:56And yet waiting for a dame who tells me she has all the answers
16:00The look in her eye told me she did
16:02I felt invincible
16:09Hey, tough guy
16:10I've got the collar now
16:13Thought you might like going for a ride
16:16See you, sucker
16:19This was it
16:20I was going on the big fetch
16:22But at least I could go with some dignity
16:29I'm gonna die
16:38I don't like this
16:41Oh, yo, don't worry, boss
16:44I'll save you, I'm here
16:45Itchy
16:53Get your tail down here and save me
17:00Oh, yo, here, there, there Right
17:21There were no explosives on that carriage.
17:24Yeah, I know, but it looks good on screen.
17:26Come on, Itchy, we've got bad guys to find.
17:29And I think I know where.
17:32Johnny said the collar came from leash land.
17:35And something told me he was right.
17:40Oh, this tag isn't opening the door.
17:43I'll bet Charlie Barkin did this to me.
17:46You'd win that bet, killer.
17:48The reason that tag ain't working is, it's mine.
17:53I switched collars on you bozos in the alley.
17:56Now I'm going to find out what's really going on in this dog-eat-dog town.
18:03Hand over that collar, Charlie.
18:05Not so fast, hussy.
18:08Not so fast yourself.
18:12Okay, you got the drop on us.
18:14But who are you working for?
18:16Uh, nobody. I was just out for a stroll, you know.
18:20Good night.
18:24I can see now I'd been played for a chump.
18:28I hadn't been any smarter than a paper-trained pup.
18:32Cat stuff?
18:35I don't get it.
18:36I even carried the two, and it still doesn't add up.
18:39This contraband hasn't been seen in the city for years.
18:43It's worth a fortune on the kitty black market.
18:47Ho, ho!
18:49Get real.
18:50The mayor would never let cats back in the city.
18:52They've been put out for good.
18:54Are you kidding?
18:55Of course the mayor will.
18:57Because the mayor is a cat.
19:00Just like me.
19:06I should have guessed it.
19:07Who drinks milk in a nightclub?
19:10How can you work for this lowlife?
19:15Well, I guess that explains that.
19:19Yeah, I could have guessed that.
19:20But you, Sasha.
19:22Oh, don't let this go down, baby.
19:26Oh, sorry, Charlie.
19:27We had good times, but a girl's got to look out for herself.
19:32I could have taken a nice, quiet mission.
19:35But no.
19:36I had to be a rough, tough detective.
19:40Dummy.
19:41Itchy, but thank goodness I can always count on you.
19:46You sure can, Charlie, and you know why?
19:48Because I'm your old partner.
19:51Sam, you're still alive.
19:54And you've been watching over me through this whole case.
19:57Just like a guardian angel.
20:00Huh, sneaked that reference in.
20:02Together, we can take these cats, Sam.
20:05We'll save this city for dogs.
20:07What do you say?
20:08Two words, Charlie.
20:11Meow.
20:19Must have fell on his butt and banged his brain.
20:24What a bold hand.
20:28Oh, Charlie, are you okay?
20:31Yeah, big boy, you took quite a bump.
20:33Well, I was a detective.
20:36And you were a cat.
20:38And you, and you, and you, and you, all cats.
20:46But I learned that there's no place like home.
20:51No, that's not it.
20:53No, I learned it's better to be who you are instead of wanting to be someone else.
21:01Yes, I think.
21:05Well?
21:07Hold on, little duckies.
21:09I'm coming!
21:17You're a dog tied.
21:17Yeah, I don't know .
21:40But I'm coming!
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