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00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:05Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:14But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels why pretend
00:37Through funny times and sad ones lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven you and I my friend
01:09Charlie tell me again why we cut through the wild pack's territory
01:14It was quicker
01:16Yeah but then you called out of a cry puppy
01:19I call him like I see him itch
01:21He's a mama's dog
01:25And we're gonna be mama's lunch
01:27We're trapped
01:28Hey no problemo David
01:30Oh we're doomed
01:32Watch me show him who's boss
01:38So you ready to give up you mangy excuses for canines
01:44Give up?
01:46What are you talking about?
01:49You're way outnumbered
01:51Big words from someone who can't count higher than three
01:57I can too
01:58I can too
01:59With a little help
02:01I can too
02:02Alright look you guys
02:03I'll do you all a little favor
02:05I'm just gonna walk away
02:07And forget that this whole thing ever happened
02:09And no hard feelings
02:12Hey thanks
02:14You're alright
02:16Wait a minute
02:17You ain't gonna be able to walk away with four busted legs
02:21Let's get in boys
02:26Pick a card
02:29Okay
02:30Ooh this is a good one
02:33Now close your eyes and think of the card
02:36And on the count of three it'll disappear
02:39One
02:41Two
02:42Three
02:45Hey
02:47They're getting away you morons
02:52Chicken
02:55Look at the little chickens run away
02:58Scamper scamper
02:59Hey I ain't running lumpy
03:01I'm just loosening up before I pound ya
03:04Aw please
03:06Don't play Mr. Tough Guy Charlie
03:08That's just what Otto wants
03:09Hey you want a piece of me huh?
03:12Huh?
03:13You and your pals
03:14Anytime
03:14Anywhere
03:15You got it
03:17Noon
03:18Behind the flea bite
03:20Yeah I'll be there
03:24Hey so David
03:25Hey hey
03:26Did you see the way I handled Otto and his mild pack?
03:30What a bunch of maroons
03:31Huh
03:32Speaking of maroons
03:34I know one who stood me up for a breakfast date
03:38Let's see you get out of this one Charlie
03:42Hey
03:42Hey
03:42This is the Charlie Meister
03:43Piece of kibble
03:46Sasha
03:46You look marvelous
03:48Don't you look great?
03:51Ravishing
03:52Stunning
03:52Ah you set my heart fluttering
03:55Well
03:56I did have my fur done
03:58But that's no excuse for standing me up
04:01What can I say?
04:03I am a no good
04:04Dirty dog
04:06Oh I don't even deserve to set foot on the ground you walk on
04:10Huh
04:11You got that right
04:13It's all my fault
04:15I just got too caught up planning that big surprise for you
04:20Surprise?
04:21Let's talk about it
04:23Over a romantic lunch
04:25Oh Charlie
04:26I don't know how you do it but I'm putty in your hands
04:30You must have some French poodle in you lover boy
04:33Lunch it is
04:34Noon
04:35And don't be late
04:37Ah not a chance
04:39You can count on me my sweet
04:42Sometimes I wonder what I see in that big mangy lug
04:45Come on Charlie
04:47Huh?
04:47We're supposed to go to the magic shop and dig through their trash
04:51You promised to help me with my act
04:53Oh yeah no problem David we're already there
04:56Hey hey hey
04:57Mr. Slick
04:58You up for a few hands?
05:01This will only take a sec
05:02These are my poker playing buds
05:05Confidentially
05:05I love taking them to the cleaners
05:10Better not mess with me boys
05:12I've got a secret weapon
05:17Secret weapon
05:19Yeah
05:19Yeah
05:21Meant to do that
05:23Then I guess you're not afraid to make the big game today
05:26Noon
05:28Right here
05:29You're on
05:31Noon
05:32Why do I have a bad feeling about that?
05:36Are we finally going to get to the magic shop?
05:39You betcha
05:40And old Charlie knows a shortcut that will get us there twice as fast
05:44Why am I suddenly worried?
05:47You know I'm not so sure about this shortcut Charlie
05:51Oh
05:53Come on
05:53It's dumb to walk all the way around
05:55Or we can just go through besides what could happen
06:00Nice
06:02See
06:03It missed us by a whole six inches
06:07Duck
06:08Good luck
06:09Oh
06:1070
06:11It's got me
06:13Itchy
06:13Wait
06:14That's the short shortcut
06:21I'm afraid of
06:23I don't know about this
06:37Charlie
06:38The next time you want to take a shortcut
06:41Don't
06:41Okay
06:42Because sometimes
06:43They're more trouble than they're worse
06:45I second that emotion
06:47But look at all the time we saved
06:49There's the magic shop right over there
06:59Wow
07:00This is great
07:02Why would anyone throw this away?
07:04Let's get it home and find out
07:17So
07:17What's it do?
07:19I think the only way to find out is try it
07:22Here you go pal
07:23Be the first on your block
07:25Me?
07:26Okay
07:27As long as you don't stick any swords in it
07:41Itchy?
07:45So
07:46What happened
07:48I'm not sure
07:52So
07:52What happened
07:54Hey
07:57It's me
07:58Wow
07:59Double wow
08:07What a great trick
08:11Back in the box, Itch
08:12I don't think the world is ready for two whiny flea hotels
08:16Right
08:17Itch
08:17Oh
08:18Pardon me
08:18Do you mind
08:19Excuse me
08:20Oh an extra
08:20Get you
08:21Hey
08:21I'm the real
08:30Am I all in one piece?
08:32That's cool
08:34Not half as cool as it would have been if it was me that was multiplied
08:38Oh my gosh
08:39David
08:40What time is it?
08:41David
08:43Lunchtime
08:43Must be about noon
08:45Noon
08:46Uh oh
08:47I have to be somewhere
08:49Three somewheres actually
08:51But you promised to help me all day with my magic act
08:54I know
08:55That's why I was wondering
08:58Do you think you could multiply me three times, David?
09:04Oh no, Charlie, don't
09:05Don't do it
09:06You are trying to take a shortcut again, you know that?
09:09But shortcuts are easy
09:11So you cut a few corners
09:12What's the harm?
09:14It sounds like trouble
09:15David
09:16Coming, Mom
09:17Sorry, Charlie
09:19Hmm
09:22Hmm
09:24Hmm
09:25Charlie
09:27Hey, look, Itch
09:29It's the ice cream man
09:31Charlie
09:38Three more of me
09:41Ooh la la
09:42Keep your collar on
09:44Come on, baby
09:46Seven
09:54Oh, Charlie
09:55Listen
09:56You gotta get rid of them
09:58This instant
09:59Like now
10:00Hey, watch your mouth
10:02You walkin' kielbasa
10:03Kielbasa, you
10:05Oh, Itchy
10:06You're being a worrywart
10:08I'm only using them to get through my noon appointments
10:10And besides, they're all me
10:13Sort of
10:14That's three times the Charlie to go around
10:16And three times the problems, Charlie
10:19If you're so upset, Itchy
10:21Why don't you go and keep an eye or three on them?
10:26Oh
10:27Okay, Charlies, gather round
10:29You're probably wondering why I called you here
10:31Yeah, weenie
10:33You got places to
10:34And you want that we should cover for you
10:36Am I right?
10:37Um, right
10:38Yeah, glad that's settled
10:40Lover boy
10:41You got the lunch with Sasha
10:43Oui, mon ami
10:45I shall wine and dine her
10:47Until she can take it no longer
10:49I will be
10:51Fabula
10:52Um, excuse me
10:54I'm the original here
10:56Slick
10:56You take the poker game
10:58Like shootin' fish in a barrel, tough guy
11:00And I get the wild pack
11:02Time to kick some doggy tail
11:05Let's go, boys
11:10Come right back when you're done
11:12Don't worry, you pretty little head, bozo
11:15Just sit back and leave the Charlie-ing to us
11:18Oh, how do I get talked into these messes?
11:23Yeah, this isn't so bad
11:25Three of me are taking care of business
11:27So I'm three times happier
11:29What could go wrong
11:31But he chickened out, boss
11:34He's yellowed through and through
11:37Yeah, a real clocker
11:40I mean, he's only outnumbered
11:44Um, what is this?
11:47Um, a bunch to one
11:49You waitin' for me?
12:17Arrrrrr
12:19If you ain't chicken
12:20Buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk-buk
12:21He-he-he-he
12:22Chicken schmuk-a-dus
12:24Ooh, this is gonna get real nasty, tough guy
12:29Eh, not my problem
12:30I took care of the noon fight
12:32So it's back in the box for me
12:34He-he-he
12:34Ooh, no, wait, come back
12:36Charlie can't take them all on
12:39Oh, great
12:44Appointment number two
12:47Oh, you gotta be kidding
12:50Ah, Sasha, my prairie flower
12:53I am here for our date
12:58You bring out the romance in moi
13:01Your eyes, your snout, your ears, your mouth
13:09Really?
13:11Even the fetching way that food is caught in your teeth
13:15It helps
13:17Charlie, stop that
13:19You're drooling on my arm
13:22Come away with me
13:23You, me
13:25A date that will live in infamy
13:31You are the only woman for me
13:33Let me prove my love
13:35Oh, he wants to prove his love
13:38Oh, no
13:40He's gonna propose
13:42So, what do you say, mon charie?
13:45Meet me at David's house?
13:47I wouldn't miss it for the world
13:51You can't meet Sasha tonight
13:53She thinks you want to marry her
13:56Oh, do not fret
13:58I shall propose to no one
14:00Because I'm going back in the box
14:03Au revoir
14:12So, dealer calls
14:13Eight card stud, deuces wild
14:15With a suicide king
14:16Club in the hole loses
14:17Blind bids up to four
14:18No looking for the last card
14:20Got it?
14:21Yeah, that sounds all right
14:22Sounds good to me
14:24It's showtime
14:44Well, well, well
14:45Not a bad hand
14:47Think I'll open with
14:51Everything
14:52Woo, hot the molly
14:56Wait till you see this one, baby
14:58Read him and weep, boy
15:00Huh?
15:01Wait a minute
15:02Wait a minute
15:03That ain't possible
15:03Thank you so very much
15:06See you around, suckers
15:13You...
15:14You...
15:15You cheated
15:16Abs-a-poss-a-lutely
15:19They don't call me slick
15:20For nothing
15:21But the other dogs
15:23They'll find out and...
15:25And then it's Charlie's problem
15:38Charlie, the magic bag, please
15:49Ta-da!
15:51Couldn't have done it better myself
15:52I just wish I had someone to perform for
15:58There!
15:59Uh, quick, David
16:00One of your rabbits escaped
16:01Where?
16:03Uh, into the garage
16:04Hurry before it hot-wires the car
16:09Yeah, thanks
16:11So, uh, how'd I do in the poker game, huh?
16:14Took them for everything they had
16:16W-w-you...
16:18You ripped off my pals?
16:19But...
16:20But it was a friendly game
16:22Not anymore
16:23Ciao, dude
16:27Hey!
16:28Come out here!
16:30Good to see you limbering up
16:32Uh, uh, limbering up
16:34Uh, for what?
16:36A rumble
16:37Good luck, weenie
16:41But...
16:42But...
16:44But...
16:44Sir Charles
16:46You are in luck
16:47The lady Sasha
16:49Thinks that you are going to
16:51How do you say
16:52Pop the question tonight
16:54What?
16:56Wait!
16:58Come back!
16:58Rumble
17:00Marriage
17:01Revenge
17:02What have you guys done to me?
17:06Oh...
17:10Come back and help me!
17:13I warned you, Charlie
17:14About taking shortcuts
17:15Oh, don't remind me
17:18Now, let's see
17:19Sasha
17:19Wants you poor in marriage
17:21Your pals
17:22Wants you hide and trade
17:24And Otto
17:24Only wants you head
17:26On a plaque
17:28Oh, Charlie
17:29Not to mention David
17:31Who expects me to find him an audience
17:35I'm...
17:35Doomed
17:36No, you're not, Charlie
17:38Hey, if fake Charlies
17:39Can cause all this trouble
17:41Just think what the real Charlie
17:42Can do to fix it
17:43Yeah
17:44I'm slick
17:45Tough
17:46And romantic
17:47Yeah
17:48Oh, don't forget modest, Charlie
17:50Uh-huh
17:52Uh-oh
17:53Oh, we're doomed
17:55I didn't see any rabbit
17:56He's a dead dog
17:58We gonna break
18:04Tough crowd
18:05Oh, Charlie
18:06Time for Fist City
18:09Me first?
18:10No, me!
18:11Me first!
18:12Whoa!
18:12I'm not first
18:12Crack at him
18:13If you can hold it down
18:14For a second
18:15I can explain
18:19This better be good
18:22Yeah, that's right
18:23It's gonna pay
18:25Okay
18:27First you guys
18:28Look
18:28I did take your dough
18:30But I never meant to keep it
18:32I did it for your own good
18:34See, if a Fumblefingers like me
18:36Can cheat you
18:37Well, who else might?
18:39Oh, yeah
18:40That's a good point
18:41I never thought of it like that
18:45Oh, very touching
18:47But we have a bone to pick with you, tough guy
18:51I know, I know, I know
18:53I tricked you into coming here
18:55Oh, I knew it!
18:57An ambush!
18:58Rouse, rouse!
18:59Everyone down!
18:59No, Otto
19:01It's not an ambush
19:02It's a show
19:04For you guys
19:05A show?
19:08Wow!
19:09No one has ever invited us to a show before
19:12Whoa!
19:13Oh, huh?
19:14Well, that's why I roughed you up a bit
19:17To make sure that you'd come
19:19Oh!
19:19And I thought you wanted to rumble
19:23That's rumble, boss
19:28So what is this show?
19:31Ladies and gentlemen
19:33For your entertainment
19:34May I present
19:35The amazing
19:36Davidini
19:37Hey
19:38Here's your audience, kid
19:40Break a leg
20:10Uh, welcome
20:11And that way
20:13I can prove you're lovely
20:16Prove you're lovely?
20:18Well, sure
20:20What did you think I said?
20:22Think?
20:22Me?
20:23Ah, lovely
20:24Sure
20:25Sure, that's what I heard you say
20:27Sunset
20:28You, me
20:30Yeah, that's great
20:33Yeah, great
20:36Boy, I'm calling the vet
20:38I gotta get my ears checked
20:41Well, you barely made it that time, Charlie
20:43The box
20:45You're gonna destroy it, right, Charlie?
20:48Absolutely
20:49It's just too dangerous for a mortal man
20:52Or a dog
20:53And for my next trick
20:55I need the assistance of an audience member
20:58How about you, sir?
21:00Ugh, not a chance, kiddo
21:02The only magic I want to see
21:04Is making doves appear
21:05The old-fashioned way
21:08Mwah
21:37The only magic I want to see
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