00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all darts go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but boy sure is fun
00:33And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:43We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I my friend
01:12You know Charlie, this isn't so bad after all
01:16Now for the best part
01:21Charlie, you can't be serious, look how far down it is
01:26Relax, itch, there ain't nothing a terrific twosome cannot do
01:31Remember that
01:32Charlie, we are not gonna go down that
01:38Whoa
01:39Whoa
01:41I did
01:43Uh-uh
01:44Huh
02:03That was great.
02:06Hey, I told you we could do it, my friend.
02:09Where are we anyway?
02:12Oh, this place is perfect.
02:16It's a park.
02:17It's a party.
02:19It's enemy territory.
02:22Huh?
02:24What enemy?
02:25The monster that we have heard stories about since we were...
02:32If you don't mean...
02:34The meanest, most doggone dog catcher in the whole world, J.C. Taggart.
02:40We've got to get off his turf before.
02:42It's too late.
02:44Aw, that's a ghost story to scare kids with, Itch.
02:48Taggart's just a regular dog catcher.
02:50The terrific twosome here can take him.
02:53If you ask me, I don't think it's a good idea, Charlie.
02:57Yeah, that's what you said about the skateboard.
02:59Come on, loosen up!
03:08Here, Itchie.
03:09Here, boy.
03:12Oh, all right.
03:13I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
03:14I mean, the worst scenario is...
03:17Taggart!
03:17No!
03:19No tags.
03:23Now, let's ask ourselves...
03:26Are you traveling alone or are you traveling with...
03:30A FRIEND!
03:37Your tags seem to be in order.
03:39Guess that means it's just you and me, stray.
03:44Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:46Jolly!
03:53Thanks, kid.
03:53Huh?
03:54I owe you one.
04:02Charlie, boy!
04:03Help!
04:04Oh!
04:07Itchie, I'm sorry.
04:08This is all my fault.
04:09I closed!
04:14Jolly!
04:15Help!
04:16Itchie?
04:20What?
04:22Oh.
04:24Well, well.
04:25Look what the catcher dragged in.
04:27Hey.
04:29Killer?
04:30You were expecting Lassie?
04:32How'd you get in here?
04:34A car face.
04:36Wanted some ice cream.
04:37You mean, just for the ice cream?
04:40You actually crossed Taggart's turf?
04:44Woof!
04:45Oh, you don't know what car face is like when he gets a craving for banana ripple.
04:51Of course, I can tell you all about it when we're rotting in...
04:55THE POUND!
04:59Oh!
05:00I'm not going there.
05:01I'm not going there.
05:02You hear that, boys?
05:04Wiener Dog isn't going to the pound.
05:12My Charlie would never let his best buddy rot in the pound.
05:16You'll see.
05:17Wake up, Hamboon.
05:19You're just like me.
05:20A measly sidekick.
05:22Uh-oh.
05:22No one's going to risk their neck to save a second banana.
05:26Yep.
05:28I've been a sidekick for...
05:29Oh, 70 years.
05:32And no one has ever risked their neck for me.
05:35And even if they did, Taggart would just catch them, too.
05:39No one escapes J.C. Taggart.
05:43Ah, exactly.
05:45Ho-ho!
05:45Not even that chump, Charlie, is stupid enough to tangle with Taggart.
05:50Well, there's got to be something we can do.
05:53Someone's in denial.
05:56Well, well, well.
05:57What have we here?
06:03Ow!
06:07The pound?
06:09Already?
06:11I can't chew it.
06:13It's too soon.
06:16Wild puppy's got to run free.
06:18I can't handle life behind bars.
06:22Even the jungle gym makes me claustrophobic.
06:25Ow!
06:26Snap out of it.
06:28Stop yanking my chain, wiener dog.
06:31Oh, Taggart's got another dog.
06:34Which means, any second now, this door is going to open.
06:38So?
06:40This is our chance to get away.
06:44Are you mental?
06:45Besides, we're sidekicks.
06:48Uh-huh.
06:48The leader is supposed to make escape plans.
06:52Hey, hey, hey, wait.
06:53Hold on.
06:53I'm not just a sidekick.
06:55Actually, I'm Charlie's pal.
06:57Big time.
06:58Now, who else is with me?
07:03You'll never make it, Taggart is inescapable.
07:07We'll see.
07:09What are you doing?
07:11Oh, no, you don't.
07:19No dog can escape, JC, Taggart.
07:22You hear me?
07:27Who knew all those stories about Taggart were true?
07:29Oh, poor Itchy.
07:31So I got him into this mess.
07:33And I can get him out of it, too.
07:46Oh, take a breather, wiener dog.
07:53That's right, a wiener dog.
07:55So how can I possibly be running too fast with these things?
08:01Oh, asthma.
08:05Will you forget about your asthma and worry about our freedom?
08:11Oh!
08:12You think being chained to a hyperactive sausage is freedom?
08:16Oh, butch, it's...
08:19Besides, I think we lost it.
08:30Ready or not, here I come.
08:36I'm not going in there.
08:38There could be rats.
08:39Or maybe even...
08:41Ow!
08:42Oh, no.
08:44I don't think so.
08:45Up.
08:46Like I can see anything without my glasses.
08:52Up.
08:53Up.
08:54Up.
08:55Up.
08:57Up.
08:59Up.
09:00Up.
09:05Up.
09:08Up.
09:19Up.
09:23Up.
09:25Up.
09:27Up.
09:30Up.
09:33Up.
09:37Up.
09:38No! No, we'll never make it!
09:44No way!
09:56No one ever escapes J.C. Tiger!
10:00Never!
10:09Itchy! Itchy!
10:21There's no escape! No escape! No escape!
10:26No escape! No escape! No! Here we go!
10:31Let me go! Let me go, will ya?
10:38Itchy! Oh, thank goodness you're okay!
10:44Huh? Well, uh, uh, uh, what happened?
10:48You must have been thirsty. Uh-huh. Cause you took quite a drink.
10:53But I thought Taggart was... and he was... and I was just about to...
10:57Him? Oh, no! Even Taggart wasn't crazy enough to follow us on that last stunt.
11:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
11:08Hey, Killer! Thanks! You... you saved my life!
11:13Uh, uh, well, no. No, no, I didn't.
11:16I, uh, I was just, well, you know, keeping you from dragging me under.
11:20Itchy. Itch. Itchy.
11:30You're right. Let's get some sleep.
11:44What's in the bag?
11:46Everything I need to spring my pal from the pound.
11:49Oh, Charlie, you can't be serious.
11:53No. Is this serious enough for you?
11:58A tool-toe 6,000 for cutting through the bars.
12:06Oops.
12:07Charlie, I know Itchy's gotta be saved, but if you go alone, you'll just get caught, too.
12:12Well, not me. I've got a disguise.
12:16Hi. I'm not a dog in a mask. I'm a person.
12:19What do you think, huh?
12:21I think you had a rough day.
12:23Promise me you'll just go home and get some rest.
12:27Hmm.
12:28I promise!
12:30Good.
12:34Right after I save my pal.
12:38Shh!
12:39What?
12:40Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:46Oh!
12:47Oh!
12:48Oh!
12:49You'll have fun, killer.
12:52I guess this means Carface has to get his own banana ripple.
12:57Probably.
12:59Nah.
13:00Let's face it.
13:02Sidekicks have to run all the errands.
13:05Uh-huh.
13:05Tell me about it.
13:07Nobody ever asked me before, but yeah, I got feelings.
13:11Oh, sure.
13:12Who's the dope the top dog relies on there to throw him a bone?
13:17Whose shaggy shoulders are what he cries on when he's whimpering alone.
13:22What's the gripe we can fraternize on like two bumps on two logs?
13:28Sidekicks like us get really like dogs.
13:33We're sidekicks, sidekicks.
13:35We're not the kibble, we're only the pits.
13:39Sidekicks, sidekicks.
13:40We're not the piece, but the pits.
13:44Sidekicks, sidekicks.
13:45Yeah!
13:46Always the prize base, but never the bride.
13:49Sidekicks, sidekicks.
13:51We're getting kicked to the side.
13:53Not though I didn't pick it.
13:54I'm Jiminy Cricket.
13:56It's no course to gloat-o, but I've become Toto.
13:58Like Brutus to Caesar.
13:59Or Jekyll to Hyde.
14:01We're being kicked to the side.
14:07I'm moving upward and you're a wiener.
14:09How'd we end up a team?
14:12I'm Super Puff and you're Mr. Meaner.
14:15Still we got the same dream.
14:17To be a couple of leading canines like this town's never known.
14:22Each with a sidekick dog of our own.
14:27We're sidekicks, sidekicks.
14:30We're not the chorus, we're simply a verse.
14:33Sidekicks, sidekicks.
14:35Together under a curse.
14:38Sidekicks, sidekicks.
14:40Hey, we need a doctor.
14:41No, make that a nurse.
14:44Sidekicks, sidekicks.
14:45Train up for better or worse.
14:47It's you and me brother.
14:49We're stuck with each other.
14:50That show will not quite surrender the spotlight.
14:52So what are you saying?
14:54I'm no Ed McMahon.
14:55I will play it safer and be his Paul Schaefer.
14:58Like Benji and Lassie.
14:59He will bark out with pride.
15:01No more being sidekicks.
15:04We won't be denied kicks.
15:07No more being kicked to the side.
15:11Oh mama!
15:15Come on, let's go home and get this necklace off.
15:18And oh, kill her.
15:19Don't call me wiener dog.
15:22Whatever you say.
15:24Sausage pooch.
15:35Taggart.
15:35Alright, move him out.
15:38No.
15:40No.
15:41No.
15:42No.
15:43What?
15:45He's gotta be here somewhere.
15:48Don't worry there, mutt.
15:50We've always room for one more.
16:06Hot.
16:19Tough crowd.
16:21Hmm, you're the toughest.
16:26I wanna live!
16:33Recruits, today we will be running a sweep operation.
16:37The targets in question are two fugitive dogs.
16:40Memorize these eyewitness sketches, for they are the enemy.
16:46What? What do you mean? Charlie's in the pound?
16:49He was trying to rescue you.
16:52Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean Charlie actually risked his neck for a sidekick?
16:57Wow, this is unreal.
17:00See what I tell you? I could depend on him.
17:03And now, he's depending on me.
17:06Oh, no. You're not going on any rescue mission while I'm chained to you.
17:11So, why don't you pick the lock?
17:14Me? Uh-uh. I am a white-collar criminal.
17:21Wow, it feels so good to be free.
17:26Oh, I know. Boy, that's why we've got to spring Charlie.
17:31Well, that is if... I'll come along and watch.
17:35You know, in case I ever have to spring Carface.
17:38You mean you're going to help?
17:40I knew it.
17:42Well, a sidekick's no good without his pal, right?
17:45Yeah, I guess so.
17:47And since I've already got a pal, I don't need you.
17:50Uh-huh.
17:51But Charlie does, and vice versa.
17:53So never the twain shall meet.
17:55Get it?
17:56You know something?
17:57That almost makes sense.
17:58Oh, my God.
18:28Come on, man. I'm a great sidekick.
18:33Ha, sure you are. I'm just not ready for a new sidekick, okay?
18:38Focusing on apprehension through triangulation, the dogs were last spotted.
18:42Here, they're extremely cunning, so don't expect them to come when you call.
18:48Are there any questions?
18:50Yes, you.
18:52What is it?
18:56Quick, in here.
18:59They couldn't have gotten far.
19:02All right, this room's secure.
19:05I got him. I got him.
19:07Look, so let's use him already.
19:10Hiya, Charlie.
19:11Itchy. Killer.
19:13Actually, it's a very long story.
19:17Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.
19:21Hey, what are friends for?
19:26You know what to do.
19:29I don't see anyone.
19:31The coast is clear.
19:35Ambush!
19:38What did I tell you?
19:40JC, Tiger always gets his dog.
19:43Always.
19:44There's no escape this time.
19:46We've got you outnumbered.
19:54Hey, here comes the cavalry.
19:57And Tiger to chew.
20:03Wait.
20:04Get back here.
20:05Failure is not an option.
20:08If it's good for the ghost, it's good for the gander.
20:15Nice doggy.
20:16Nice doggy.
20:18Where are my keys?
20:19Where are my keys?
20:21Hey.
20:22Hey.
20:23You can't do this to me.
20:25I'm JC Tiger.
20:26I'm scared.
20:28Stop.
20:29No way.
20:33Hey, Killer.
20:34Thanks for everything.
20:36Are you sure you don't want to join us for some root beer floats?
20:41Uh, no.
20:42No.
20:43I really need to get going.
20:45What's the rush?
20:46You're one of the good guys now.
20:48Well, I guess you guys taught me, mm-hmm, that a friend is someone you can depend on.
20:53And Carface is still depending on me to come back with some banana ripple ice cream.
20:58Besides, a sidekick needs his pal.
21:01Oh, sure.
21:03Just ask, itchy.
21:06Come on, pal.
21:07The first round of root beer floats is on me.
22:21Oh
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