00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven Everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise But boy, it's sure it's fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels Why pretend
00:37Through funny times and sad ones Lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven You and I, my friend
01:06Follow me
01:07What you say
01:09What you say
01:09What you say
01:24Isn't that something
01:25Oh boy, you would think Hannibal would let me walk here
01:26use my wigs for those hard-to-reach areas Charlie you got more food in that bed
01:39then we got in the refrigerator I mean if we had a refrigerator
02:09you know Charlie there's more to life than just
02:12laying in bed all day what is it time to eat itch I can't tell you and that vacuum cleaner
02:24apart
02:24anymore oh is that a short leg joke or something hey who stepped on your tail I was talking about
02:38you're whining I am not whining I am cleaning hey Charlie yeah and I'm uncleaning you can be so
02:48insensitive sometimes Charlie look jolly boy you are not the only dog living here I need to vacuum
02:53the couch and it just happens that you're always on it a dog's couch is his kingdom well welcome to
03:01smell a lot and what's that supposed to mean I'm gonna tell you a joke my dog has no nose
03:08how does
03:09he smell terrible and no offense but so do you Charlie that's my signature smell well then you
03:17need never worry about forgeries itchy I'm doing this for your own good
03:26what are you doing you gotta lighten up you're so stiff your tail won't wag stop it Charlie what if
03:35animal drops in and sees this mess tell her we're on earth which just happens to be made mostly of
03:42dirt
03:43goodbye Charlie and since you've gone so is the smell
03:52hi Charlie freezers broken at the supermarket want some thought fish sticks not a mood for fish sticks
03:58let me guess pretty little poodle took your heart for a one-way ride to the country try this flea
04:06-ridden
04:06little wiener dog takes my edible garbage to the dumpster yeah itchy is one clean wiener dog
04:13who's he think he is the big nag
04:18he treats me like a child like I got no manners
04:23next he'll be alphabetizing my garbage and he calls me inconsiderate
04:28so itchy wines a little big whoop the guy vacuums and even does windows
04:33and we should come to my house once a week well then you take them just don't send them back
04:39you never know Charlie it she may just feel like that old comfy pillow you throw up and then you
05:02miss
05:02it when it's gone yeah well a pillow never called me lazy oh got me so depressed I gotta go
05:11home and take a nap
05:14but first I'm gonna find something disgusting to roll in you'll be begging for my old smell back
05:19hey you wanna come along maybe my appetite will come back by then hmm as attractive as that sounds Charlie
05:27I've gotta stay here till all the fish sticks are gone what you never heard of to go
05:33hey you mutts the fish sticks are migrating to my place
05:40and he told me I look like a vacuum cleaner breast can you believe that
05:45Charlie's just a kidder and he doesn't care whose feelings he hurts or whose nose he's got that wet dog
05:51smell
05:52all the time I mean Charlie doesn't care about nobody but Charlie he thinks the world is his garbage
05:59can you know what I mean but itchy he's your best friend isn't there one thing you like about him
06:05oh yeah he ain't here
06:21ow ow ow stop kicking my bed
06:28whoa what is that smell
06:32just a little something that thawed out behind the supermarket I rolled in it just for you it
06:37oh that's so cute Charlie
06:43now I'm allergic to you
06:55hey who said you could throw my boxes away
06:59and who told you that you could have a poker party and trash our apartment
07:05apartment
07:14you can't act like you're the only dog on the block Charlie
07:18stop acting so stuck up and stop itching when you talk to me
07:23how about I just stop talking here hey that should be easy because I won't be here to talk to
07:29all right all right stop that you two
07:32eh stifle it
07:33oh Annabelle
07:36hi
07:37now see what you've done
07:39me you're the one who's
07:41enough I could hear you arguing all the way to heaven
07:45you're supposed to be angels role models for goodness sake
07:50now Charles
07:52itchie I want you to show a little understanding a little kindness toward each other
07:59or else
08:01sorry
08:03you two have a wonderful friendship but it's at stake right now if you don't do something to save it
08:09I will
08:13yeah well I guess you had that coming me she told you to be more understanding
08:25well this I understand
08:28gravity oh real nice ooh you have no idea what it's like being
08:33below trash level and you do you well here is what the floor feels like
08:40well fine I'll just stay up here all together
08:45and I'll just stay down here
08:48heavenly I'll take the upper you take the lower
08:51here's your toothbrush
08:53and here is your tennis sneaker
08:56ow
08:56ow
09:00your ketchup
09:03you messed it
09:07nope this is yours
09:09mine
09:18I warned you
09:21now we'll do it my way
09:23anyway
09:24uh-oh
09:31what are you gonna do
09:33if you can't see the diamond because of its flaws you must walk a mile on each other's paws
09:42i don't like this
09:45too bad until you can learn to appreciate each other you're stuck with it
09:51what happened i feel like i'm kneeling
09:54yuck
09:58my breath feels like i just drank out of a toilet
10:01itchy
10:02you you're me
10:06and i'm you i mean i'm not me
10:08oh
10:09annabelle switched us
10:11oh now you did it
10:14don't stop that again here let me clean me up
10:16i look terrible
10:18just stop that leave you alone
10:22this is the lowest how do you get this body up on the couch
10:26i never tried you're always on the couch
10:37charlie this mouth of yours tastes like a sink trap
10:40you gotta get my toothbrush from me charlie hurry
10:43shove me again itch and you won't have any teeth left to brush
10:46go ahead they're your teeth who cares
10:50oh i hate arguing with myself
10:53oh wow i've never been able to do that before
10:57i could get a nose beat up here
11:01hey stop goofing with my body
11:04make me charlie make me i'm out of here
11:08will you take my body hey for a roll in the dirt
11:12no fair
11:14charlie
11:16oh man this is great
11:19you were really built for rolling itch
11:21will you stop that you're wrinkling my skin
11:27oh charlie look what you oh please i gotta clean us up
11:33yeah call me
11:36we'll do bad
11:40long legs long legs
11:44i'm running but i'm not getting anywhere
11:53hey hey yeah put me down oh i will i will you're cruising for a cleaning buster
11:59here
12:02don't you dare okay now don't forget lather rinse lather rinse repeat
12:13these legs too short oh oh i forgot i'm a terrible swimmer
12:24nice going itch you almost drowned yourself yeah but i rescued myself didn't i yeah well i'd
12:32have done the same for me
12:43well ain't you a treat what's a pretty spaniel like you're doing it a perfectly respectable cafe like
12:50this
12:51hi i'm sasha
12:53oh hello itchie told me you ran this place i'm bess
12:58you're itchie's bess well welcome um nice place
13:07oh you're too kind
13:12can i get you something well itchie's smile would be nice
13:17yeah charlie's like a stray lightly too they're not talking to each other
13:23well i was thinking that if we got together well we plan a double date see and once the guys
13:30are there
13:30you and i will make them get along yeah good then it's a date
13:39wake up lazy
13:41ow oh not lazy i'm not lazy it's just that this body of yours wears me out
13:48oh and then it takes all day for it to wake up yeah whereas your body just rolls right out
13:57of bed
13:59whether you want it to or not
14:04yuck this long fur of yours not only sheds it retains odors
14:10ur de wet dog n'est pas
14:13oh no no itchy not my signature smell
14:17you're sucking away a lifetime of stored memories
14:25oh man i've been doing this all day
14:28hey blame yourself charlie you rolled in junk my body's allergic to get it
14:36and you're a walking flea market
14:39ah that's why you gotta start taking care of me charlie for your own sake
14:45ah forget it
14:49i'm doing this for your own good charlie
14:53take off that stupid hat it makes me look like a feeb
14:59oh that's it that's it i can't stand to see myself like this i'm moving out
15:05you can't move out you're me and i wouldn't do that yeah watch me
15:12oh my hey what's this perfume
15:20it's from bess and sasha
15:24well uh-oh guess who's coming to dinner
15:35okay we're supposed to go to an anniversary dinner at that fancy joint al fresco's restaurant
15:43oh smells like trouble it's free charlie free no i still ain't going imagine what sasha
15:52will say when i show up with a body perm oh you wouldn't dare oh try me i would
16:01unless you agree to go don't you see you gotta be me and i gotta be you
16:08heaven help us
16:16wait up does the term short legs mean anything to you
16:21duh i told you to take that stupid hat off my head
16:24oh that's right you gotta wear it or best will be suspicious oh and put this tie on it's a
16:31special
16:31occasion and i want to look spiffy you know will you stand up straight got me all slouchy
16:37oh oh there they are now remember you gotta talk like me and act like me which means be nice
16:44to
16:44best or i'll i'll never forgive yourself
16:50hello gorgeous
16:53not that nice
16:55you can't hide charm pal i'm so sorry we kept you waiting sasha it was thoughtless please forgive me
17:02charlie you're so polite did you get hit by a cab or something i should be so lucky
17:09itchy i'm sure you don't mean that itchy be nice best thinks i'm nice don't you baby why she thinks
17:18i'm
17:19top dog
17:23in fact best if you're lucky i'll let you drink out of my water dish
17:36i'm so sorry ladies itchy is being tremendously crude tonight
17:43tremendously crude
17:46charlie you're always lecturing itchy to be more like you i think he's being cute
17:55come on charlie let's liven things up a bit tell us a joke
17:59oh i really can't um okay okay uh why did the cat cross the road he didn't see the big
18:07bus coming
18:09and smashed them really flat as a pancake it was pretty it was awful you know and uh
18:16he just you know lay there this is going well don't you think
18:25hey you're playing our song big dog yeah let's boogie sash i mean uh you
18:32you crazy kids go to it no i i don't think i that's what i like about you
18:40oh yeah what a jerk well why this is the nicest i've ever seen charlie i find it attractive
18:53would you quit staring at your paws but they're so far away oh loosen up charlie you're acting like
19:00itchy tonight it's not here what's got into you tonight please get off of me what are you doing in
19:13the
19:13floor itching your fleas um anybody for dessert no thanks i'm not insured
19:23itch is very sorry best i mean really yeah and charlie's never been such a klutz before
19:32oh hold the bus we got trouble
19:39oh mr wild pack
19:42do something charlie you could handle these mutts with your eyes closed but i can't run that way
19:52okay okay you bozos you asked for it
19:55itch don't
20:03oh my goodness i forgot i'm the big guy
20:08nobody kicks around my body uh buddy
20:29i don't know when it comes to cutting and ducking this little body is built for action
20:34i don't care how you smell charlie being big is a big responsibility
20:43i'm me again oh me too again feels great to be back in my own fur oh hello fleas am
20:52i glad to see you
20:53again look sasha our plan worked if they only knew hey hey itch check out the girls they never had
21:05a clue
21:06i don't know if they only knew
21:08if they only knew
21:40we know hear about right there
21:40itch
22:06i don't know if they have a clue
22:06can't really sad
22:20Transcription by CastingWords
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