00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all darts go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but voyager is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We'll find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I my friend
00:56Oh man, am I beat
01:19I'm so tired, I don't have the strength to scratch
01:24Oh, clear this out
01:28Okay, oh, morning Charlie, did I wake you?
01:33Nah, oh good, cause I got a treat for you
01:37I made your favorite breakfast
01:41Swell, just give me a hand
01:44Sure, okay, I got you Charlie
01:46Oh, ha, breakfast
01:56Ah, good, you got down
02:09Voila, your favorite Charlie
02:11Dumpo a la Florentino
02:14Mm-hmm
02:16Come on, lazy bones
02:18Chow down
02:28See, see
02:30I knew you were hungry Charlie
02:34Ah, itch
02:35I really appreciate all this, but I'm too tired to eat
02:39Oh, come on Charlie
02:44You need to keep up your strength
02:53Charlie, how come you're so, pardon the expression, pooped
03:00Yesterday was hectic, itch
03:02I ate lunch, I barked at a cat, I chased a car
03:05And goofed around at Sasha's till midnight
03:08All that and only two naps all day
03:10Oh man, I need a break
03:13Oh, then, then, then, then what I have to tell you
03:16Is just what the, uh, veteran, um, uh, vegetarian
03:20And, uh, no, oh, I just want the animal doctor, oh, what did, uh, uh, huh
03:26Well, you were in dreamland, Annabelle, Annabelle dropped in with this really nifty mission
03:31For us
03:32No way, no way, I've had it with missions
03:35How many has it been this month?
03:37Fourteen
03:38Two, Charlie, just two
03:40Well, I, I was figuring it in dog years
03:43Yeah, but this is a really easy mission
03:47No, negative, nyet, nein, nixo
03:51But, Charlie
03:53What part of no, don't you understand, I'm burnt out
03:57Yeah, just like this meal
03:59Hey, what if I took you out for breakfast, would that help?
04:02Itch, oh, you're a genius
04:05I am, I mean, I am
04:07We're going out for breakfast
04:10Yeah
04:10And lunch
04:11Yeah
04:11And dinner
04:12Yeah
04:12For the next two weeks
04:15That's some appetite you got there, Charlie
04:17I don't think I can eat that much
04:19No, you don't understand
04:21We're going to take a two-week vacation
04:25I don't know, Charlie
04:27We're not scheduled for a break until next month
04:30We have work to do
04:32Details, itch
04:33Do not sweat it
04:35Come on
04:35We'll have a great time
04:37No
04:38No, no
04:39Why do I have that stinking feeling?
04:42You mean sinking?
04:44No, stinking
04:45This idea of yours
04:47Really stinks, Charlie
04:49Itch
04:49Come with me
04:51But I
04:52Oh
04:57Just think of it, itch
04:59The whole world is out there
05:01Skiing in Switzerland
05:06Sightseeing in Shanghai
05:11Fishing in France
05:14Or bowling
05:15Bowling in Biloxi
05:18Right
05:18And all just waiting for a couple of footloose mutts
05:23Can't you just see us?
05:25Actually, I can't, Charlie
05:27Because you're standing right in my way
05:30There you are, sir
05:33Thank you, James
05:34If you need anything else
05:37Just ring
05:40Hey, itch
05:42How's the water?
05:43Great
05:44I actually saw an octopus
05:46Trying to open a clam
05:48Want to go for a swim?
05:49No, thank you, my aquatic friend
05:52I'm getting ready to order a snack
05:54Forget it
05:55I caught lunch
05:56I mean, lunch caught me
06:01Watch those teeth, mister
06:05Someone named Annabelle?
06:08Neil?
06:08What about Annabelle?
06:11Let her go on her own vacation
06:13Oh, that's not what I mean
06:15She needs us right now, Charlie
06:17Hey, hey, hey
06:19She can hold down the fort till we get back
06:21I got a bad feeling about this
06:24Why don't we do the mission first and then go?
06:27Yeah, yeah, I know, I know
06:29First work, then play
06:31Well, what's wrong with
06:32Well, no
06:32What's wrong with play first, then work?
06:35I want some fun
06:36Work can be fun
06:38Oh, yeah
06:39And my sister's the Easter bunny
06:41Really?
06:42Could you get me her autograph?
06:44Ah, itch
06:45You really gotta get out more
06:47And now's as good a time as any
06:49Hold on a second
06:51What if you were expecting a very important letter?
06:54I mean, you know, hypothetically
06:55And the mailman
06:56The mailman decided to take a vacation
06:58Without telling anyone
06:59Then what?
07:00You're beginning to sound like an old mother hen
07:02Charlie, you just cannot shirk your responsibilities
07:07Itch
07:07Don't you just want to be a normal, lazy mutt again?
07:12Even if it is only temporarily?
07:14Well, yeah, but
07:15What about our, you know, mission?
07:18Hey!
07:19What better way to tackle assignments
07:21Than coming back relaxed
07:22And revitalized
07:24Yeah, a little R&R
07:26That would be nice
07:27Ah, think of it, young itch
07:29New sights to see
07:30New lessons to learn
07:32And food to eat
07:34Haha, itchy, my friend
07:36When you're on vacation
07:38You eat like a king
07:40In your case, a short king
07:41Let's do it, Charlie
07:43Let's be wild and crazy
07:45Rebels
07:46Without a clue
07:47Hoo-hoo!
07:49Doing nothing for two whole weeks
07:51Yeah, I won't even brush my teeth
07:54Well, then, you're gonna be standing downwind
07:56At all times, my friend
07:57Because from this moment on
07:59We are
08:00On vacation!
08:03On vacation!
08:04On vacation!
08:06On vacation!
08:08On vacation!
08:09On vacation!
08:18Uh-oh!
08:21Oh, Charlie, we gotta do something!
08:25Go!
08:29Hey!
08:31Oh, I can't believe I'm doing this
08:45Whoa, what a rush.
08:47Now, no more playing in the street, young man.
08:56Charlie, that was totally amazing. Spectacular, I mean.
09:00And the last thing we do for two weeks.
09:04Now, come on. Let's get packed before something else happens.
09:14Oh, man. Oh, I am beat.
09:18How long have we been walking, Charlie?
09:20Let's see, uh, three minutes.
09:22Really? You know, it seems like four minutes.
09:26Mitch, you're a dog, not a pack mule.
09:28Well, I wanted to be prepared.
09:31After all, I still don't know where we're going, Charlie.
09:33Hey, I told you, we're playing it by ear.
09:36We're going where the wind blows us.
09:39Ooh, I guess I'll see you home.
09:44No, no, no. No quitting, Mitch.
09:47Never think of going on a diet.
09:49Yeah, we talked about that memo when we had that piece of cake.
09:51Wow. Oh, my goodness. Look, Charlie.
09:54Look at that awesome sight.
09:55I know. It's Lombard Street.
09:59Our bus stops way up at the summit.
10:02No kidding. Hey, I'll race you to the top, okay?
10:08Hey, what are you doing?
10:10Are you okay?
10:10Oh, you have a strange idea of racing, Achie.
10:24Oh, my...
10:25Oh, no.
10:27Charlie.
10:27Uh, don't even think about it.
10:30But that's my favorite pan.
10:32Hey, I don't care if it's Peter Pan.
10:34We're not going back.
10:35Now, come on. I don't want to miss the bus.
10:43Oh, my paws.
10:48Oh, they're pooped, Charlie.
10:52All right, shh, shh, shh.
10:53Don't talk.
10:54Just rest till the bus gets here.
10:59Over here, honey.
11:00Here's a great spot for a photo.
11:02Finally.
11:03Now, line this up and, uh, okay, honey, smile.
11:12That's what I thought you said.
11:14My baby!
11:15Oh, my gosh!
11:26Oh, man.
11:31I just ran all the way up this dumb street.
11:36Calabunga!
11:37Oh, oh!
11:39Oh, there, Caleb.
11:41Come on!
11:42Go!
11:43Oh, hang it dead.
11:44Hello!
11:45Oh, girl!
11:49Don't worry, Charlie.
11:50I'm coming.
11:51Hey, dogs, that's my daughter.
11:53Oh, we're coming, honey.
11:54My baby!
12:01Oh, there she is.
12:11Good dog.
12:15Oh, nice catch, Charlie.
12:18That was, like, excellent guardian angel being a problem.
12:24I only ran down here to get your stupid pan.
12:31Well, we missed our bus.
12:35Let's try the subway.
12:38What?
12:39What is this?
12:40My good luck racket.
12:42And this?
12:43My lucky baseball bat.
12:49Well, Mr. Lucky, these are going into the trash.
13:08Stop!
13:09Thief!
13:10He's got my purse!
13:14Hey, you ever hear of manners?
13:21Hey, Charlie, you hooked the whopper.
13:30This is a keeper.
13:32See?
13:33Didn't I tell you that was my lucky rod?
13:43Good doggy.
13:44Why, why you're just like my guardian angel?
13:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:53Hey, Charlie, wait up.
13:55Wait for me, Charlie.
13:56It's me.
14:04I was not working.
14:07I was just throwing away a dumb fishing rod.
14:10Still, that was some catch, Charlie.
14:13Nah, it's just an accident, bitch.
14:14It was just an accident.
14:16Oh, no, Charlie.
14:17You saw your duty and you did it.
14:18You're a trained professional.
14:20Admit it.
14:21You're just like one of those TV wrestlers.
14:24Only better.
14:27Ugh, I'm through.
14:29Finished.
14:30Kaput.
14:31What?
14:32No more Mr. Nice Guy.
14:33No more good deeds.
14:35I may have left my heart in San Francisco, but I'm getting my tail out of town now.
14:41But wait, Charlie, listen to this.
14:43Millions of people come to San Francisco every year.
14:47Says so right here, Charlie.
14:49So?
14:49Well, if all these folks come from all over to visit here, why are we leaving, Charlie?
14:57Because you can't take a vacation in the city that you live in.
15:00It's a log or something.
15:03Hmm?
15:03Hmm.
15:04Really?
15:04Yeah.
15:05If you're working San Francisco, you have to go away to have fun.
15:09Oh.
15:10Work San Francisco, fun someplace else.
15:13You got it.
15:15Got what?
15:16I've had all my shots.
15:17Hey, why don't we go this way, Charlie?
15:23Look out, Etch!
15:32Sunday, driver!
15:38Hey, Lou, a free ride.
15:41What?
15:42Move your tail, Etch!
15:44Ah!
15:49At last, our vacation's begun.
15:53Yeah.
15:54You know, son, Charlie, I'm starving.
15:57How about we stop for a bite, huh?
15:59N-n-n-n-n-not till we're out of the city.
16:03It says here that there are really great restaurants in this town.
16:06You can wave at them as we go by.
16:09Aw.
16:10Oh, oh, look, look.
16:11It's Chinatown, Charlie.
16:14Mm-mm.
16:14Nope.
16:15Next thing I want to see is the sign that says you are now leaving San Francisco.
16:21Whoa!
16:21Whoa!
16:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:26Oh, what a barrel.
16:27The brakes have failed.
16:29Hold on.
16:30Yeah.
16:31This does not look promising.
16:35Yeah, Charlie.
16:37We got a new sentence.
16:38We're gonna pray.
16:39Oh, Charlie.
16:50Oh, hey, Charlie, there's Alcatraz.
16:56What over there is Koi Tower.
16:58Neat up.
16:59And that over there is Golden Gate Bridge.
17:04It's we're on a runaway trolley
17:07that's headed straight for a major car one.
17:12Sorry, but I just thought you'd be interested.
17:15It's the harm of the science.
17:16Why can't you stop us?
17:19Oh, well, the haggis-headed McGillic
17:22was supposed to check the brakes yesterday.
17:24But no, he went to the ball game instead.
17:28Well, he went to a ball game?
17:31You can't just pick up and leave your job
17:34any time you feel like it.
17:35Maybe he decided he needed some time off.
17:39Oh, that's no excuse.
17:41That mechanic had a job to do,
17:43and he didn't do it.
17:45And now people are in danger because of him.
17:48It's just what we're doing, Charlie.
17:51Charlie, do something.
17:53Wait.
17:54I know.
17:55We'll hop off. Ready?
17:57One, two.
17:58No. What about the other people, Charlie?
18:01But I'm on vacation, it.
18:03So was the mechanic who got us into this mess.
18:06We can take our vacation later, Charlie.
18:09Right now, these people need us.
18:11I hate you when you're right.
18:13Then you're probably happy,
18:15since it doesn't happen very often.
18:18And you may have also been right about all this stuff.
18:22Wow.
18:23Right twice in one day.
18:25Give me that inflatable dingy thingy.
18:28Now hold my legs.
18:39Up to the roof.
18:42What are we doing, Charlie?
18:44Oh, I hope it works.
18:46Just hang on.
19:06You did it, Charlie.
19:09You saved all of us.
19:11We did it, Itchy.
19:13We?
19:14Mm-hmm.
19:15Sure.
19:16If you hadn't packed everything but the kitchen sink,
19:18this would have been a disaster.
19:21But you saved the day, Charlie.
19:24Come on, Itch.
19:25Let's go home.
19:26This vacation is wearing me out.
19:31You know, Charlie,
19:32it's funny the way things work out.
19:34Yeah, hysterical.
19:36I'm more tired from this vacation
19:38than when we're working.
19:39Well, speaking of work...
19:40No, you can skip the lecture, Itch.
19:42I'll admit it.
19:43Work comes before fun.
19:46Yeah, but work can be fun, too.
19:48Look at all we did today,
19:50seeing all those world-famous sights.
19:54Yeah, at 100 miles an hour.
19:57Yes, and what about that bungee jump we did?
20:00You know, that really got the old juices flowing there, boy.
20:04And don't forget,
20:05riding the trolley and fishing and snowboarding.
20:09We even got a little boating in.
20:12You know, Itchie,
20:14you're right.
20:15Hey, that makes three times in one day.
20:18I must be hot.
20:20This really wasn't such a bad little vacation.
20:23See, didn't I tell you?
20:25Yeah, you did.
20:26The only thing I'm sorry about is
20:27we never got that great vacation food I promised.
20:30Oh, forget it, Charlie.
20:33Hey, Charlie,
20:33how would you feel about having some
20:35flounder a la Itchie Ford for dinner?
20:38Huh?
20:41Yeah!
20:43Oh, come on.
20:45I'll help you clean up this mess.
20:48Hey, Itchie.
20:49Yeah?
20:50You remember when Annabelle stopped by this morning?
20:52It seemed like weeks ago.
20:54Yeah.
20:55What exactly was that nifty new mission she gave us?
20:58Oh, yeah.
20:59I forgot to tell you.
21:00She wanted us to just wander around the city
21:02and help anyone who needed us.
21:06Duh!
21:07Got you two.
21:09Ha, ha.
21:10Let's go.
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