00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:04Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:13But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise but boy it sure is fun
00:33And we're not perfect angels why pretend
00:37Through funny times and sad ones
00:41Lucky breaks and bad ones
00:43We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven you and I my friend
01:17Charlie! Right here baby!
01:21Oh you got my bone back!
01:24Got it!
01:28Look out below!
01:31See ya sucker!
01:45You're out!
01:47Oh jolly!
01:49Oh yeah?
01:50Well I'll bet you a t-bone that clutch won't do any better
01:53Oh ha!
01:55You're on!
01:56Oh!
01:58Sorry ish!
01:59Time to pay up!
02:01Oh you gotta wait!
02:02Wait wait!
02:02Hey!
02:03It's not over here!
02:07I believe you owe me a t-bone!
02:09I believe you owe me a t-bone!
02:10I'll put it on my tail!
02:13No!
02:14No!
02:14No!
02:16No!
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:26No!
02:37No!
02:40No!
02:41Oh no!
02:42Don't...
02:42Charlie!
02:43What are you doing?
02:45Huh?
02:48I didn't see my head!
02:51Oh!
02:52Charlie!
02:54Oh!
02:55Okay.
03:02Smooth move.
03:04You know, Charlie, we make a pretty good team.
03:09The best, Itch. Team supreme.
03:12And you know why?
03:13Because we're buddies?
03:15Because we're guys.
03:17And guys are the best. Am I right?
03:20Yeah. No. What do you mean?
03:24I mean, girls are cuddly, they're great to look at,
03:27but do you really think that our little poster gal
03:29could handle the likes of Clutch?
03:32Gee, I... Oh. I guess, Charlie, that I never...
03:35Mmm. I never thought about it, you know?
03:40Hey, say, Itch. You wanna go play in the merry-go-round at the school?
03:44Uh, don't you think we should go home?
03:47I mean, it's late, and... Well, Charlie, it's raining. Look...
03:50So what?
03:51Yes.
03:52Oh, Charlie, I think I'm catching a cold.
03:57No, you're not.
03:58Oh, yes, I am.
04:04Trust me, you're not.
04:06Trust me, I am.
04:09Oh, Charlie.
04:12Oh, honey.
04:17Oh, dear.
04:19Huh?
04:20Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:29Hey, David.
04:30Hey, my main man. What are you doing here?
04:32This is my school. What are you doing here?
04:38Must have zonked out.
04:40On the merry-go-round?
04:42What can I say? It was a wild night.
04:45Where is it? Where is it? Where is it?
04:48Hello, Alex.
04:49What? Oh, hi, David.
04:54Gee, what's wrong?
04:56Science test in Mr. Strickland's class.
04:59You mean the science ogre?
05:01Sure. It's an open-note test.
05:03But I left the notes in Mom's car.
05:05Without them, I'm doomed.
05:08Alex, you were the smartest person I know.
05:10I'm sure you'll do okay.
05:13Yeah, if I can memorize the entire book before 10 o'clock,
05:17which I doubt.
05:18Good luck.
05:20See ya.
05:21By the way, cute dog.
05:25Wow. Did you hear that?
05:28Uh, yeah. I think she likes me.
05:32No, I mean about the test.
05:35Oh, right, right. That's too bad.
05:38If Alex flunks this, it could really mess up her report card.
05:42Maybe even ruin the chances of being a great scientist or something.
05:47Hey, wait a minute.
05:50You could go get her notes, Charlie.
05:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:53If this Alex has test problems, where do we fit in?
05:58I, uh, guess I sort of like her.
06:01Why didn't you cite something?
06:03Come here, you.
06:04When it comes to babes, us guys gotta stick together.
06:09So, you'll go find her notes?
06:10Hey, hey, anything for a pal, pal.
06:14Me and Itch are on the case.
06:17But I told him we were on the case.
06:20And I told you I was catching a cold.
06:23Hey.
06:28Itchie, that's what you get for playing in the rain.
06:31It was worth it to get my bone back from Clutch.
06:37Ha, boys.
06:41Well, I guess I'll have to get Alex's notes by myself.
06:45You know, Charlie, if you really need help, I suppose I could go with you.
06:49That's a great idea, Charlie.
06:52Why don't you take Sasha?
06:54Uh-uh, no way.
06:56What's the big deal?
06:57I've helped you in missions before.
06:59Look, Sasha, this is a blue job, okay?
07:04What's that supposed to mean?
07:06This gig requires skill, strength, and a killer instinct.
07:12And that's why blue jobs are for boys and pink jobs are for girls.
07:17I see.
07:18And just what exactly is a pink job?
07:22You know, girly stuff like baking cakes, looking pretty, that sort of thing.
07:28Charlie Barkin, you are the most ridiculous, sexist, mongrel, big-headed Neanderthal.
07:39I guess I hit a nerve, huh, itch, my boy?
07:46Oh, look, somebody's got to get those notes, and I don't think Alex cares if it's a boy or a
07:52girl.
07:55No way, Jose.
07:57What's the matter, Conan?
07:59Afraid I'll make you look bad?
08:01Oh, okay, no, fine, fine.
08:03You tag along if you want.
08:04Maybe you'll learn a little something about boys.
08:07And maybe you'll learn a little something about girls.
08:12Yeah, that they're a pain in the collar.
08:17Look, Sasha, I'm sorry about before.
08:19It's not your fault that you're a girl.
08:22Ha!
08:22You act like it's a disease.
08:24I'd much rather be a girl than a dumb old boy any day of the week.
08:28That's nuts!
08:29Why would anyone choose to be a girl?
08:32Let me see.
08:33Girls are smarter, more sophisticated.
08:35Boys are well.
08:36Impulsive and immature.
08:37Forget it.
08:38We're even more mature-er than girls.
08:41R-not.
08:42R-2.
08:44R-not!
08:45R-2, infinity!
08:48R-not, R-not, R-not!
08:53Hey!
08:54Hello, baby!
09:00Come on, Mr. Mature-er.
09:03Hmm, I think we're getting close to Alex's neighborhood.
09:07Charlie?
09:08Charlie?
09:09Oh, what is it now?
09:11I'm hungry.
09:13Care for a wink?
09:14Where did you get that?
09:20Hey!
09:21You magey mutt!
09:23Charlie!
09:24Oh, I love this guy.
09:26He can't corner worth beans.
09:29Watch.
09:33Ouch!
09:37Typical.
09:38We're on a mission,
09:39and you want us to get killed over your appetite.
09:41I make better time when I'm being chased.
09:44Charlie Barkin, I...
09:46Look, we made it to Alex's car, didn't we?
09:48Plus, we had fun along the way.
09:51Ha!
09:52That was your idea of fun?
09:54Come on, what do you say?
09:56A quick lunch break?
09:57Mm-hmm.
09:58Oh, all right, but just one.
09:59I'm watching my figure.
10:06Oh, all right, excuse me.
10:10Boys.
10:12Huh?
10:15The notes!
10:20Come back here!
10:42This is all your fault.
10:45My fault?
10:47My fault?
10:47How's it my fault?
10:48Well, clearly, I would have been here sooner if you hadn't tagged along, Missy.
10:55Oh, yeah?
10:56And I suppose I'm the one who stopped to ogle that poodle and harassed the butcher.
11:04Hey, if you hadn't been such a girl and nibbled your food, ooh, ooh, I'm so dainty, ooh, ooh, look
11:11at me!
11:11Oh, so boys are better because they howl at girls and gulp at their food.
11:16Honestly, Charlie, sometimes you act like an animal.
11:19We're dogs!
11:20We're supposed to act like animals!
11:22Ugh!
11:38Oh, nuts!
11:40Oh, big deal.
11:41The gate's locked.
11:42We can't give up now.
11:43Sasha, wait.
11:44You don't know what you're doing.
11:46Why?
11:46Because I'm a girl?
11:50No, because...
11:55I see you've met Clutch.
11:58Charlie, why didn't you warn me?
12:02Oh, well, I was probably distracted.
12:05You know how impulsive we boys are.
12:08Now what?
12:11Voila!
12:12Our secret entrance.
12:14That looks like a fence to me.
12:16That's because you're a girl.
12:18And the girl would never think to do...
12:25You're right.
12:26I never would have thought to brain myself.
12:29But you know me, I'm just a girl.
12:34Wait, wait.
12:35That's right.
12:36You are a girl.
12:37We can use that to our advantage.
12:40How?
12:40You get all dolled up, see?
12:43And you distract Clutch while I grab the notes.
12:47Let me guess.
12:48A pink job.
12:49Ah, you got it.
12:51Charlie, what a stupid idea.
12:54There are other things girls can do beside looking pretty, you know.
12:58Like?
12:59Like, why don't you do the pink job?
13:01I get the notes.
13:05What?
13:07That is ridiculous.
13:08Now you got it.
13:11Oh, you're crazy.
13:13Oh, yeah?
13:14And you're without a partner.
13:16Fine, fine.
13:17I don't need you.
13:18I'll run in, and I'll get the notes myself.
13:21Okay.
13:22Go right ahead.
13:24Okay, I will.
13:41So, what size dress do you wear?
13:56Hello there, big boy.
14:03My boy, aren't you just a stupid dog to fall for this, hmm?
14:15No, stupider than the dog is doing it.
14:20Nope.
14:21No.
14:23Oh, where is that car?
14:27Now, now, not too close.
14:30Your breath might singe my eyelashes.
14:37Oh, no.
14:39Oh, no.
14:39Oh, whoopsie.
14:43You love to stay?
14:45Gotta go.
14:51Let me out.
14:52Let me out now.
15:00Uh-oh.
15:01Uh-oh.
15:22Oh, Sasha.
15:25Sasha!
15:27Charlie?
15:31Help!
15:33S-O-S!
15:35Help!
15:41Hey!
15:42Watch!
15:43Hey!
15:44Watch!
15:46Too far!
15:48I need some real noise.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:58Uh-oh.
16:00Oh, my God.
16:09I'll have to do it.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:13Oh, my God.
16:15Oh, my God.
16:16Oh, my God.
16:23Charlie, what are you doing?
16:25Running from him.
16:43Hey, this is Alex's car.
16:46Ha-ha, the notes.
16:53Quick, Charlie, pop the hood.
16:55What?
16:57The hood, Charlie.
16:59Pull the lever.
17:00Huh?
17:05Thanks, Charlie.
17:11You saved my life.
17:13Not a problem.
17:14And look, I found the notes.
17:17Oh, great.
17:18Now let's get out of here.
17:20Uh-oh.
17:21Doors jammed.
17:23Well, no panic.
17:25Yes, panic!
17:42Get me out!
17:45The control box.
17:47Oh, but I'm not sure I can reach the lever again.
17:50Well, try!
17:51Oh, my!
17:53Oh, boy!
18:07Hi!
18:08Oh, boy!
18:11Ha-ha!
18:12Ha-ha-ha!
18:24Oh, I need, I, I need a boost.
18:31Oh, ooh.
18:48Charlie!
18:53Ta-da!
19:01Oh, Charlie, you're okay.
19:08Yeah, you saved my life.
19:10Oh, you saved mine first.
19:12But you showed a lot of guts, Sasha.
19:15I guess I was wrong about you girls.
19:18Yeah, and you guys aren't so bad either.
19:21A little obnoxious, maybe, but...
19:23Dare I say it, both of us have a lot to offer.
19:28Yeah, but you look better in a scarf than me.
19:31Oh, hey, wait, Sasha.
19:33You're not going to tell anyone about me doing a pink job, are you?
19:41We gotta go! Alex's test!
19:50Seriously, though, that...
19:52Dress-up thing.
19:54It's our little secret, right?
19:56Right?
19:57Sasha?
20:03All right, everyone!
20:05Clear your desks and prepare for the test.
20:08Alex, don't you have any notes?
20:12I lost them.
20:14Then, if I were you,
20:15I'd pray for a miracle.
20:23My notes!
20:24How did you ever...
20:28Oh, thank you, thank you!
20:30Well, I've heard about dogs eating homework,
20:33but I've never seen anything like this before.
20:38Charlie, I just wanted to say
20:39that I'm really happy you changed your mind
20:41about me being...
20:43good enough to go on missions.
20:46Yeah, me too.
20:47You ready, Sasha?
20:48I'm ready.
20:49Sure, Rich.
20:50Say, Charlie,
20:51need anything before we go?
20:58Chicken soup, please.
21:00Catfish!
21:02Ugh.
21:05Urgh.
21:07Mr.
21:14You're my...
21:20Here we go.
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