00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:04Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:14But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels why pretend
00:37Through funny times and sad ones lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven you and I my friend
01:27Itchy
01:29If I had pockets they'd be empty
01:30Man we need a plan to make some dough
01:33And we're not leaving this table till inspiration hits one of us
01:43You got something?
01:45Oh
01:45Now
01:47Now Charlie
01:50Nice shot Sasha
01:52Oh yeah
01:53Oh Itchy
01:55Are you alright?
01:56I'm so sorry
01:58Of the spaghetti just flew out of my paws
02:00Oh
02:01I don't seem to concentrate lately
02:04My sister in Los Angeles is about to have puppies
02:07I really wish I could be there but I can't get free
02:11I mean who would I get to run the cafe?
02:17Me?
02:18Ha Charlie you're always the joker
02:22Well give me one good reason why I couldn't be left in charge
02:25I'll give you 200 reasons
02:27The rent 200 bones by Friday
02:32The rent is that all?
02:35I know something more important than rent
02:40Puppies
02:44Ah puppies
02:46Oh just imagine when they just open their little eyes for the first time and they see
02:51Andy, Sasha
02:55Oh how can you refuse their adorable wrinkled faces?
03:00Oh I know I'll probably regret this but I'm going
03:04Alright if I'm leaving you two in charge there's a thousand things you have to learn
03:08Well come on
03:10Boy Charlie's gonna be in charge
03:12You know killer
03:14I've always hungered for my own cafe
03:17And now Charlie's gonna serve it to me on a platter
03:35You working already?
03:37Where's Sasha?
03:38Oh she took off for her sisters at dawn
03:40And she left us this Charlie
03:42Look it's a list of do's and don'ts
03:44And look how long the don'ts are Charlie
03:53Dear itchy and especially Charlie
03:56I just wanted to remind you
03:58Do pick up the baked goods on Tuesday
04:01Don't forget to check the thermostat
04:03Do take out the trash and empty all the soda cans or you'll get ants
04:07Don't say anything bad about Scotland
04:10Don't operate under staff
04:12Don't offer an all you can eat buffet
04:14And never book a blows act
04:16Oh and most important of all
04:19Don't forget the rent
04:21I'll be back on Friday
04:22Love Sasha
04:23P.S. Charlie
04:26Don't you dare throw away this list
04:32Ah dear what a kidder
04:33Ouch
04:34Hey maybe we ought to hang on to that
04:36You know just in case
04:37No
04:38I don't need to my friend
04:40We're operating under my rules now
04:42We're going to increase profits by oh say a jillion percent
04:46And then when Sasha comes back
04:48We give her the 200 bones for rent
04:50While you and I keep the difference
04:53As acting manager I'd like to make an announcement
04:56In order to streamline operations
04:59I'm giving you all one week's unpaid vacation
05:04I'm giving you all one week's unpaid
05:10Gee Charlie how are we going to run the cafe all by ourselves
05:14Easy itch
05:16We'll automate
05:19Okay let's go
05:21All aboard
05:21All aboard the channel limited
05:23Automate
05:45Oh sorry but this table is reserved for two supermodels
05:49And oh but I see they've already arrived
05:54Back in a flash ladies
06:06I hear ya I hear ya
06:08Don't get your caboose in a knot
06:09Gimme gimme gimme some space
06:13One blue plate special coming up
06:16You want fries with that
06:19Well done medium or still squealing
06:30Up easier than two fleas
06:32At a dog show
06:39That's Reigns
06:40Hate to admit it boss
06:42But Charlie's actually come up with a good idea
06:44So maybe we'll derail it
06:53Waiter
06:55Where's the beef
06:58I'll order you another
07:00Itch what's going on back there
07:02Another order's gotten messed up
07:05Hey I only got four paws
07:07Yeah well speed it up
07:08Gimme a break
07:09Aww the train appears to be behind schedule
07:15Maybe this will keep the food from getting cold
07:19Huh boys
07:22The flea bite is about to become known as
07:26The hot spot
07:30Huh about time man
07:32The tip meter was running low
07:39Spicy dude
07:41Ditto
07:57A tad too spicy
07:58No sweat
07:59We'll replace it
08:03Itch
08:03Come on
08:04We gotta replace all those orders
08:06And fast
08:07Don't holler
08:11Okay
08:12Okay
08:13Okay that's everything
08:16Ah
08:17The biggest payload yet
08:22Are you ready down there?
08:24Ha ha
08:24I was born ready
08:27Steady
08:29No
08:32No
08:33No
08:34Ow
08:35Oh
08:39No
08:41No
08:41No
08:42No
08:42No
08:43No
08:47You see Charlie what I tell you
08:50The two of us just cannot run a cafe by ourselves
08:57all right hold the bus if we can't get the food to the customer then why don't
09:04we get the customers to come to the food put on a show yeah luckily though I've
09:14been saving my best plan for last oh spare me it's daring it's radical it's
09:19completely unheard of what reality check please Charlie I'm worried about you
09:43hey hey boyly boy it's all good all the time Elroy here yo Elroy Charlie here big
09:49Chuck has it hanging there my friend huh Leroy it's Charlie Barkin the Chaz Master General
09:55he wants us to do a little gigalectomy tonight when the sun goes down we go up that's cool
10:01okay man Chaz we're down with that but we want our money up front girly girl and a limo slash
10:06zine
10:06limousine good old Chaz Charlie man I trust him as much as I trust a vet with a thermometer right
10:13on you with me Charlie you mean you know the blues hounds yeah well what can I say we did
10:22time
10:22together Fresno pound now if we can just get someone to front the expense money what are you two guys
10:31doing here we're promoting a blues hounds concert here at the cafe and we're looking to borrow money
10:37for the expenses interested Charlie ixnay I could lend you some money under the standard conditions 26% interest
10:47compounded daily secured by collateral of assets or real property subject to approval taxes and title
10:52not included what's this about collateral just a little something to secure the loan anything of value
11:01you say the cafe's assets huh oh Charlie he's talking about all of Sasha's stuff the tables the plates even
11:13the napkins don't you understand if you don't pay back the loan he'll take it all but I will pay
11:19back
11:19the loan it's a sure thing deal Charlie don't relax mr. h your friend like your friend says it's a
11:32sure thing
11:40concert of the decade have your money ready this is it no slaving in the kitchen no waiting tables
11:49just take the money and let the blues hounds do the work yeah but where are the blues hounds
11:54shouldn't they be here already Charlie will you relax we're finally on the road to riches
12:02yo driver boy looks like we are heading a out o town into like a new zip code in zip
12:08codey
12:08but there's been a slight change of plans the show's been moved to Helena Montana
12:15oh that's cool
12:22we want the blues hounds we want the blues hounds we want the blues hounds we want the blues hounds
12:27where are those hounds they're an hour late if the concert doesn't start soon the crowd is
12:32gonna tear this place apart well if it's the blues hounds they want it's the blues hounds
12:40they'll get come on and now the hardest-working dogs in show business put your paws together for the blues
12:53hounds
12:59my girl's a colony Molly three years old she keeps me hanging she treats me cold she brings me twice
13:08the misery of a case of fleas
13:10I call her up and holler please
13:13I call her up and holler please
13:13I call her up and holler please
13:14I call her up and holler please
13:17I'm itching for you to treat me right
13:20to itching
13:21in all my dreams at night
13:23I can't sleep
13:24I can't sleep
13:25cause I keep
13:25why why
13:26itching and it twitching
13:28itching and it twitching
13:30around 1am I saw you jump back over the gate
13:34itching and it twitching
13:35we had your bin girl out that late
13:37you said it was the groomers now that cannot be true
13:40you had your collar on backwards and your fur was muddy too
13:47I'm itching
13:48for you to treat me right
13:50to itching
13:51in all my dreams at night
13:53I can't sleep
13:54cause I keep
13:57itching and it twitching
13:59itching and it twitching
14:00now you know a dog ain't supposed to beg
14:03but if I had knees honey
14:04oh I'd be down on them
14:06right now
14:07have mercy
14:09I wimple like a puppy
14:11when you cross your paws that way
14:13listen to it
14:15I shiver
14:15I quiver
14:16I shake all over
14:17every time I hear you say
14:21oh this poor dog
14:23is suffering I tell ya
14:25he's holding on
14:27oh I'm itching
14:28for you to treat me right
14:30to itching
14:31in all my dreams at night
14:33I can't sleep
14:34why
14:35cause I keep
14:37itching and it twitching
14:39itching and it twitching
14:40I'm itching
14:41for you to treat me right
14:43to itching
14:44in all my dreams at night
14:46I can't sleep
14:47why
14:48cause I keep
14:50itching and it twitching
14:51itching and it twitching
14:53itching and it twitching
14:55itching and it twitching
14:56Oh, I'm so itchy.
15:19That ain't no blues, Hound.
15:22Why, that's...
15:24Charlie.
15:28Okay, okay.
15:30Let me explain.
15:36If you'll just listen.
15:47I heard about the mix-up tonight.
15:50Huh?
15:51Since you obviously can't pay back the loan, I must, sadly, repossess all of the cafe's assets.
16:29Ah-ha!
16:32eat buffet and never book a blues act why did i do it why did i lose everything to carface
16:40what i wonder is why does carface want all this stuff yeah yeah why
16:54oh a full house on opening night i always did want my own restaurant
17:01and to think i had to do so little to get one just cause a train wreck and a dog
17:07nap some musicians
17:12did you hear that
17:16they sabotaged us at every turn charlie well carface is about to find out that in the restaurant business
17:24it's dog eat dog
17:47here's your food lemon pie
17:50peach pie a custard pie the square root of the pie
18:02you there you yes you stop what are those pies doing on your tray oh they are not doing anything
18:10see
18:13oh i don't remember hiring him
18:18every table got pies roger well then it's time for operation just desserts
18:27where's the waiter
18:36all right now we will have none of that
18:40food fight
18:41hey stop that this is a class joint
18:44one of that
18:58nobody moves
19:03inspector ringworm department of health
19:05you the owner well uh yes this place is a public health hazard
19:12i'm shutting you down everybody out
19:16look inspector
19:18maybe we can work out a deal huh you trying to bribe me 200 bones
19:28killer appease the inspector
19:34i'll just confiscate these for evidence and all your restaurant's assets too
19:39what
19:40look pal we're talking major health violations here
19:44how would you and four eyes like a series of tetanus shots
19:48net shots
19:50here take it all
19:52good hurry up boss
19:55but a bang but a bang but a boom
20:04this is the last piece
20:08now i know what they mean by dog tired
20:12hey lazy bones
20:15sasha hi
20:18this place is so clean
20:20what did you do move all the furniture off
20:24oh look
20:25the rent money
20:27you actually got it
20:30yo
20:32kitty cat chasmine charlie barking
20:35sorry we're late baby girl took a detour through that big big big big big
20:38sky country slash montana right on and just who are those hound dogs
20:44so when does the show start
20:50and where exactly is the rest of my staff come on it let's go buy a photo album for all
20:56those baby pictures
20:58you come back here charlie barking and explain everything right this minute
21:03hail boy
21:05well roy of lee i guess that means the show is uh over dead again
21:15the
21:16classic
21:17y
21:17and
21:17and
21:17and
21:23oh
21:24y
21:28and
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