00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:05Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:14But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels why pretend
00:37Through funny times and sad ones lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven you and I my friend
01:17So Sasha, what was it first attracted you to me?
01:21Hmm, I can't decide if it was
01:25Your industrial strength ego or your obnoxious personality
01:29Oh, playing hard to get
01:32Oh Charlie, I'm not playing hard to get
01:37I am hard to get
01:39Yeah, right
01:41You've been dying to scratch my fleas ever since you first laid eyes on me
01:47That is so not true
01:50You're the one who's hung up on me
01:52Charlie, Charlie, oh you gotta help me
01:55Listen, I...
01:56Hold that thought itch
01:58Come on, admit it
02:00You like me more than I like you
02:02Okay, I agree
02:04You like me more than I like you
02:07No!
02:08Charlie, Charlie, Carface gone
02:11Annabelle, Mucci, Mucci, Mucci, Mucci
02:14Cool down, cool down
02:17Now what's up?
02:19My collar, my collar
02:20Carface stole my heavenly collar
02:24Oh no, this is terrible
02:27It's okay, it's...
02:28Come on, get a grip
02:29What grip Annabelle is gonna be holding?
02:32An inspection in two days
02:34What is she gonna say when she sees that it's gone?
02:36My career is over
02:39Kaput!
02:46So what are you gonna do?
02:49Yeah, not a problem, little lady
02:51I'll just go get it back before the deadline
02:58Oh, please, this wig itches me more than my fleas
03:01Now, you remember my ingenious plan?
03:05Oh yeah, sure, grab the collar and run
03:07Am I good or what?
03:13Oh!
03:15Ah, customers
03:17Oh, a female type customer
03:20Hello, madam
03:21What can I show you?
03:23Knick-knacks?
03:23Jewelry?
03:24Uh, my tattoos?
03:26Ow!
03:28Forgive my impetuous colleague
03:31How may I help you financially blessed people?
03:35Sir, sir
03:37We are looking for something special for our niece
03:41Ah, you've come to the right place
03:48How about this sterling silver water dish?
03:51Very expect...
03:53Attractive
03:55No, no, too ordinary
03:59Uh, haven't, uh, haven't we met somewhere before?
04:03No, no, I...
04:05I...
04:06I...
04:06I...
04:07No
04:07Oh, I think she likes me
04:11How about a filigree fly swatter?
04:14It smacks good
04:16Charming
04:18But no
04:19A monogrammed can opener?
04:22Come, Cadillia
04:23This place just isn't unique enough
04:25Wait, don't go
04:27The really good stuff is back here
04:54Check it out
04:57A golden birdbath
05:02No, you need this more than I do
05:05Birdgrass
05:09Oh!
05:12Run!
05:26Uh-oh
05:31Charlie, we're trapped
05:32Like two guys in a curio shop
05:39Charlie and Ichi
05:41I should have known
05:44Cough it up
05:46My...
05:47My collar
05:50Correction
05:51My collar
05:54I see you beefed up security
05:56Ha!
05:57We'll be back
05:59Oh, I hope so
06:01Cause you haven't seen half my gizmo yet
06:04Okay, Ninny's
06:06You've seen the show
06:07Now beat it
06:13Come back real soon
06:15We'll be waiting
06:23Well, he's certainly lost my business
06:26Your ingenious plan didn't work, did it?
06:29Did it?
06:31Oh, relax, will ya?
06:33But Charlie, it's impossible to break into Carface's shop
06:36Impossible!
06:37Hey, hey
06:39Nothing's impossible, Itch
06:41We're pros, remember?
06:43All I need to do is come up with an even more ingenious plan
06:48A sting
06:49Just trust me
07:04Okay, what's the plan, sir?
07:06Okay
07:06We sneak in the back door here
07:09Uh-huh
07:10Then I get the key from Carface over here
07:12Uh-huh
07:13Then I dangle you from a rope so you won't touch the pressure pad that's here
07:17Uh-huh
07:19Any questions?
07:20Yeah
07:21How come I'm not dangling you over the pressure pad?
07:25Good question
07:25Because
07:28Fair enough, sir
07:29Oh, one more thing
07:31You know that getting the key away from Carface part?
07:34How?
07:35Simple
07:36All we need is a
07:37A distraction
07:39A distraction?
07:41Yeah
07:42We get some gorgeous gal to flirt with Carface
07:45Uh-huh
07:45Exactly
07:46Now who can we get?
07:50Sasha?
07:51No
07:51Oh, of course, I forgot you'd be jealous
07:54Uh, me?
07:57Je-je-
07:57No way jealous
07:59Who cares if Sasha flirts with Carface?
08:03And tickles him
08:04And snuggles up to her
08:06And hauls him
08:19That bottom line is, Sasha
08:21Itchy needs you
08:23Only itchy?
08:25Well, it's his collar
08:27Not mine
08:29Besides, you wouldn't want the little guy to have to leave, would you?
08:34Of course not
08:36Then I'd have to put up with you alone
08:39So what would I have to do?
08:41Not much
08:43Just flirt with Carface
09:14Flirt with that gut mutt?
09:16Well, you care for me
09:17You care for me more than I do for you
09:18You care for me more than I do for you
09:18You care for me more than I do for you
09:18You care for me more than I do for you
09:19Mleh
09:26Hey Charlie, a perfectly half-eaten cannoli in some...
09:30Get over here
09:328-10
09:33Right on sked
09:35Ground Zero, this is Checkpoint Charlie
09:37Prepare for night vision surveillance
09:39Go!
09:468-12
09:47Carface's back door
09:49Prepare for covert entry
09:56I hope that's margarine
09:58Ooh, I'm allergic to dairy products
10:01I see...
10:02I'm tickling
10:05Gotta stay on schedule, Ground Zero
10:07Fire number one
10:10Hey, that's really...
10:11Woo-hoo-hoo!
10:13Six flags over drain pipes
10:15It's...
10:16Oh!
10:17I should have left that cannoli alone
10:19I...
10:21Boys, I'm sure I heard something back here
10:28You see anything?
10:38Boys, there's no moose
10:40Ooh
10:42I've seen better heads on a root beer
10:45Get back in here
10:46Ooh, he...
10:49Ground Zero, where are you?
10:51It's 8-20
10:52Checkpoint Charlie
10:53Do not look up!
10:55Why?
10:57What's...
10:57Oh!
10:58Oh!
11:00Oh!
11:05Did you hear something?
11:07A break-in, maybe?
11:09Relax, it's nothing
11:12Oh, but I'd love those two morons
11:14To try and steal that collar again
11:19Do I really have to do this?
11:22My stomach is delicate right now
11:24All right, it's almost 8-30
11:26Okay
11:27Okay, I'm ready
11:36Now we wait
11:38Easy for you to say
11:40Right on time
11:44If it's that newsboy again
11:47And I...
11:50Uh-uh
11:51Wrong on both counts
11:53No news
11:54And I ain't no bore
11:56S-s-s-s-s-s-sasha
12:04Hiya
12:05Car, car
12:11Go on
12:12Oh, humility
12:15I like that in a man
12:17Let's get in the mood
12:20Big boy
12:27Everything a girl wants
12:29I know
12:30Everything a girl wants
12:33And so
12:34When I see what I want
12:36I go
12:37Sipping for clues
12:40Do I really sense
12:42That you're a catch?
12:44Do I have an itch
12:46That you can scratch?
12:48Do I think I finally met my match?
12:51What this girl wants
12:52Is you
12:53You
12:54You
12:54Ooh
12:55Don't be a rover
12:57Come sit and stay here
12:59Let's find some clover
13:01It's time to play here
13:02Don't just roll over
13:04This is a chance
13:06To dance
13:08Oh, a furry fandango
13:11Across the floor now
13:13Moonlight and mangoes
13:15Maybe more now
13:16Can you fetch me the key
13:18To true romance
13:20To true romance
13:22Everything a girl wants
13:24I know
13:26Everything a girl wants
13:28And so
13:29When I see what I want
13:31I go
13:32With the guy I choose
13:36On a barco lounge
13:39You're built for two
13:41Looking at your picture
13:44In DQ
13:47Ooh
13:48You're everything a girl wants
13:52It's true
13:52What this girl wants
13:54Is you
13:55You're everything a girl wants
13:58For once it's true
13:59What this girl wants
14:01Is you
14:08Oh my
14:10That was fun
14:12Yeah
14:14Not fun enough
14:15Boss
14:16You know you ought to be careful of her
14:19Remember, she's a friend of Charlie's
14:21Shut your trap and go guide the shop
14:24Mmm, what a grumpy butt.
14:26Higher, no lower, no...
14:31Boss, did you hear that?
14:35Can't you see we're having a moment here?
14:39But boss...
14:41Go dust the curios or clean the counter and...
14:44Just go away.
14:47Oh, party pooper.
14:56Oh, I got Checkpoint Charlie, mission accomplished.
15:01Come here, sweet beetcakes.
15:04Let me fiddle with your bow tie.
15:06Bow tie?
15:12Will you stop getting jealous?
15:14It's only an act, remember that?
15:16I'm not jealous.
15:27Well, had a lovely time, but I gotta get home and, uh, sort my spice rack.
15:32So soon?
15:34Oh, did the stay and fix my tie again?
15:37No, Carpy, I really gotta split.
15:41We did it, Charlie, we did it!
15:43Home free!
15:44Yeah, just like clockwork, and I didn't get jealous once.
15:49Get the grip!
15:52What was that?
15:53Huh, uh, I didn't hear anything.
15:56Something's going on.
16:01Oh!
16:02Uh, this is what's going on.
16:05Oh!
16:08Calm down, Charlie, calm down.
16:10She's giving us a chance to escape.
16:14Get your paws off her!
16:16Charlie!
16:17Charlie!
16:18Charlie?
16:20Aw, aw.
16:22Yep, that's Charlie.
16:30Oops.
16:40You made me go through all this for nothing?
16:43You're dog meat, Barkin.
16:46Okay, everybody, quiet down.
16:49I got something important to say.
16:53It's time to put the final phase of my foolproof plan in motion.
16:57Namely, run!
17:12Ah, I got it.
17:16Now who's got it?
17:20I got it. Good.
17:23Oh, sorry. I... I meant to do that.
17:28Yay!
17:30Okay, Sasha. I'll take that now.
17:32I'm not trusting you with this. You blew the whole operation.
17:36You and your jealousy, that is.
17:39Well, that was because you kissed him.
17:42She couldn't help herself.
17:45She digs me.
17:46Oh, you're crazy. She likes me.
17:51As if.
17:55Give me that.
17:56You can't leave.
17:58We're not done yet.
18:00You guys can't tell me who I like.
18:02Give me that. Oh, give me that.
18:04Sasha! Run!
18:08Wait!
18:09Get the collar!
18:11Sasha!
18:14Come on, don't be mad.
18:16What did I say?
18:17Ah! Where do I even begin?
18:19Got a few hours?
18:21Yeah.
18:22All the time in the world.
18:26Hands off my girl!
18:29Leave Charlie alone.
18:30He's apologizing.
18:34You notice how it's always us sidekicks that do all the dirty work.
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:42Gross.
18:43Gross.
18:44Get the stinky paws out of our barrel, then.
18:48The collar!
18:49The collar!
18:50We were snoozing till you guys got us all destroyed.
18:56Oh, come on!
18:57Ow!
18:58Ow!
18:59It's mine!
19:00Let go!
19:02This is crazy!
19:04Why are we doing all the work?
19:09No!
19:10No!
19:11Wahoo!
19:11Yeah, you know, if us sidekick types went on strike, this abuse would stop!
19:16Yoooooo!
19:18You see what you've started?
19:20Stop this thing!
19:23Yoooooo!
19:31I got the collar back to the safe.
19:34Am I a genius or what?
19:38Uh-oh.
19:52Oh, he loves this part.
19:55Uh-oh.
19:55And now so do I.
19:57Oh, oh.
19:58Killer!
19:59Get me out of here!
20:03I think there's a shortage here somewhere.
20:06Hang on, boss.
20:07Oh!
20:08Thanks for the swell evening.
20:11Let's do it again real soon.
20:14Oh, ho!
20:14Whoa!
20:16Whoa!
20:20Oh, what can I say?
20:22It was a brilliant plan.
20:24Except for the outburst of jealousy.
20:28Hey, that was all part of my scheme.
20:30Only I couldn't tell you before because...
20:32Charlie admitted.
20:34Charlie admitted.
20:34I get to you.
20:35Oh, come on, Charlie.
20:38It was torture for you to see Sasha putting the moves on car face.
20:42You know it.
20:44Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:46No, no, no, no.
20:49No.
20:50Muah!
20:51See?
20:54Absolutely...
20:56Nothing.
21:03Oh, boy.
21:36Thanks!
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