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00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven Everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise But boy, it sure is fun
00:33And we're not perfect angels Why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones Lucky breaks and bad ones
00:43We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven You and I, my friend
01:12When Jim and Pat Brooks stepped from their VW microbus
01:16They encountered this amazing sight
01:18Oh, give me a break and pay me overtime
01:25Mitchie, this is more
01:27Hey, an alien invasion could come at any time, Charlie
01:31And besides, it's TV
01:33And TV doesn't lie
01:37So when is this junk over?
01:39It's an all-night marathon of my favorite show
01:43Unsolved alien mysteries
01:45Oh, aww
01:47Do not try to adjust your television
01:53We have taken control of your set
01:56Alien invasion
02:00Greetings from off planet
02:03Annabelle
02:09Annabelle
02:09I have a mission for you
02:11Not another against all odds assignment
02:14I'm worn out
02:15The heavenly lost and found apartment
02:17Has recovered this missing jewel
02:20All you have to do is pick it up and guard it
02:22Until the owner comes back to town on Monday
02:25You mean Itchy and I can just sit around
02:28On our doggy derrieres till Monday?
02:30If that's how you really want to spend your weekend
02:33Here are the directions to the pickup spot
02:36Oh, and, uh, Charles
02:38Oh, I knew it
02:40Here comes the catch
02:41We now return control of your television set
02:48Hey, I didn't know Annabelle was an Out-of-Limits fan
02:52That explains a lot, doesn't it?
02:58This is just like that place I saw last week
03:00On Unsolved Alien Mysteries
03:04Aliens experimented on this truck driver
03:07And forced him to sing show tunes
03:10There's the pickup point
03:17Wow
03:18It's so gorgeous
03:20Yeah, must be worth it
03:23Wait a sec
03:25Something's moving inside it
03:27It's...
03:27It's...
03:29Drop it, Charlie
03:30It's gonna leap out
03:31And rip your face like in that movie
03:35I was just yanking your leash
03:37That wasn't very funny, Charlie
03:39Oh, boy
03:40This alien hooey's really got you spooked
03:43Does not
03:44Now let's go straight home where it's safe
03:50Charlie
03:50We shouldn't be here
03:52We're supposed to be guarding
03:53The unit won't
03:55Just buckle, buckle
03:57You know, I don't recall Annabelle saying anything about having to guard the Jewel at home
04:04Jewel
04:07Besides, Itch, we're the only ones on the planet who know we have the you-know-what
04:13Not anymore
04:15Hey, my show
04:20What's cooking, good-looking?
04:22Nothing
04:22It always smells like that in here
04:24What's with Itchy?
04:25Well, let's just say he's obsessed with flying dishware
04:30Talk to me, Robin
04:32Some aliens are good, well-behaved tourists
04:35Just here to see Earth's sights
04:40But other aliens
04:42Are bad
04:44Very
04:45Bad
04:46They landed in my cornfield
04:49Tracked mud into the house
04:51And then
04:52Sucked my brains out
04:54See?
04:58They parked in the handicapped spot
05:01Stole a gushy soda
05:04And then sucked my brains out
05:06There have been recent alien encounters here in San Francisco
05:10If you've seen a flying saucer
05:13Or aliens have sucked your brains out
05:15Call us now
05:17Alien invasion here in San Francisco
05:23Charlie, we gotta go home right now
05:25There are brain-sucking aliens in town
05:27I hate it on the TV
05:29Get off
05:31So they suck your brain out
05:32Who'll notice the difference?
05:35But my brain, Charlie, my brain is where I do all my thinking
05:38The jury's still out on that itch
05:41I mean, look how gullible you are
05:43You believe anything
05:45Please, Charlie, let's go
05:48I can't take you anywhere
05:50Let me settle my tab first
05:52I just knew it'd be a landing soon
05:55Ooh
05:55Ooh
05:56Ooh
05:57They're taking the jewel home
06:01What?
06:02Don't breathe on me, Fireplug
06:06Ha!
06:08Eee!
06:08Ooh, ha, ha, ha
06:11Mars needs wiener dog brains
06:17Charlie, help!
06:19You're not sucking my brains
06:20Charlie, help!
06:21Itchy, itchy-forward
06:23Ooh, no
06:25It knows my naaah
06:27Join the dark side
06:29And together we can rule the universe
06:32Wah
06:33Gotcha
06:34Ha ha ha ha
06:37Ha ha ha
06:38Oh, boy
06:40Oh, hey, Charlie
06:41You should have seen your fraa-
06:42Ha ha ha
06:44Suck your brains, sir?
06:46Oh, don't mind if I do.
06:48Can you imagine that a friend
06:49would do that suck your brains over there?
06:56Oh, come on.
06:57Is she gonna give me the silent treatment all weekend?
07:00What you did was not very nice.
07:03I just figured if you saw how gullible you are,
07:06you'd get cured of these silly alien fears.
07:10Thanks. Thanks for nothing, Charlie.
07:12Thanks for making me look so stupid
07:14in front of everybody.
07:15Oh, that really helped.
07:17You guard the jewel.
07:18I'm going to bed.
07:20Ta-ta.
07:21Hey, wait, Itch!
07:23It was for your own good.
07:25Only a doofus believes in flying saucers.
07:37Fine.
07:38If Itchy believes in all that alien mumbo-jumbo,
07:40then he can go pad alone.
07:42And after alien autopsy at 11,
07:44there will be a special encore presentation
07:47of alien manicure.
07:48We've had just about enough of that,
07:51Selenus.
07:56Huh?
08:05Itch, huh?
08:07Get out here, please.
08:08Oh, wow.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Oh, nice try, Itch.
08:13Nice try.
08:14But knock it off.
08:15You can't con a con artiste.
08:17What are you talking about?
08:20That fake flying saucer.
08:23Charlie, if you're trying to make me say that I see something,
08:26I won't.
08:26You cured me, remember?
08:28Ah, ahem.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, it was a test, Itch.
08:31Congratulations.
08:32You passed.
08:34Woo-woo, Peachy.
08:36Now can I go back to bed?
08:43Darn blackouts.
08:45Huh?
08:47Hey.
08:49Hey!
08:51No!
08:57Whoa!
08:59Go away!
09:02Ah!
09:04Itchie!
09:05Come quick!
09:06Now what, Charlie?
09:08Just, just, just open the shade.
09:11And tell me.
09:12What you see out there?
09:14Oh, no.
09:14Itchie!
09:15Same as last time, Charlie.
09:18No flying cookware.
09:20Boy, oh boy, you never let up, do you, Charlie?
09:24And, oh, if you're gonna clean in the middle of the night, Charlie,
09:27put the vacuum away.
09:29We agreed.
09:30You don't understand.
09:32Martians outside the window brought that to life.
09:37Charlie, only a doofus, and I'm quoting you,
09:40believes in flying saucers, unquote.
09:43But I really saw them, Itchie.
09:45That's it.
09:46Enough teasing.
09:47I'm going back to the cafe.
09:49Toot sweet, Charlie.
09:50Itch?
09:51No.
09:52I'm all alone.
09:54Now what?
09:55Remember, if you've had a close encounter recently,
09:58call us here at 1-800-555-4UFO.
10:03Unsolved Alien Mysteries, you're on the air.
10:06Uh, yes.
10:08My name is, uh, uh, Barley Charkin.
10:11Uh, if there really is an alien invasion in San Francisco,
10:16uh, what do they want?
10:18To put it bluntly, Mr. Charkin,
10:20they're here to enslave every man, woman, and beast.
10:24Uh, uh, what if two aliens were about to fly in my window?
10:30Run!
10:31Flee!
10:32Warn the world!
10:34I'm too handsome to die!
10:39He's gone, boss.
10:43What a doofus!
10:46Now let's grab the jewel.
10:48Oh.
10:49Like candy from a puppy.
10:52Okay, okay.
10:53Take it back to the shop and lock it in a safe.
10:55I'll meet you there in two shakes.
10:57Oh, you're not coming with me?
10:59Nah.
11:00I think I'll have a little more fun with...
11:03Barley chicken.
11:07Aliens!
11:10Ah, disintegrator rays!
11:14Invasion!
11:16What is it, Charlie?
11:17Timmy's been abducted?
11:19Oh, by aliens?
11:20C-c-quit fooling around, Sasha!
11:23Huh! Me?
11:24Itchy told me all your practical jokes,
11:26and I think it stinks.
11:28But...
11:29C-c-but this is really happening.
11:32It is not a joke.
11:33See what I mean?
11:35He's been doing this all night.
11:37Ahem.
11:40Listen. The alien invasion has begun. They've landed in my apartment. They're here!
11:52No one believes me.
11:58Elroy! Leeroy! You believe me, don't you?
12:02Huh?
12:04Whoa, Charlie Barkin, you are out there. You are way out there, Daddy Cat.
12:08You are hanging ten at the edge of the stamp on the end of the envelope.
12:10You are one alienated pooch-a-lectomy.
12:13That's cool.
12:17Say, Charlie, do you really see a you-woof-o?
12:20You a-ho, Daddy Cat.
12:25Charlie's losing his grip on reality.
12:28Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha!
12:30Did a slip to the mama ship driven by a bad E.T.
12:33Whoa!
12:35Hey!
12:36What's the matter, Chucky? Ain't you never seen no alien?
12:39Hello!
12:41I had a close encounter with the magic pack of Little Green Man.
12:46Did they zap you with a laser?
12:48Did they ice you with a freeze ray gun?
12:51Did they take you to the leader?
12:54Was it in a scouting for my friend?
12:56Did you really see a UFO?
12:59Ride a rocket like a rodeo?
13:02Everybody wants to know.
13:05Hey, Charlie, did you really see a U-F-O?
13:12It's like Mr. Canine Cool.
13:15That's why they lost his nerve.
13:18Beat me up, Itchy. I don't want to be a dog on turf.
13:23You better think twice next time you decide to tease.
13:28Or you'll wind up working on a case of the cosmic fleet.
13:32No!
13:34Did you really see a U-F-O?
13:36What a way out way to go.
13:39Like a terrifying TV show.
13:41Hey, Charlie!
13:43Did you really see a U-F-O?
13:46Hey, Charlie!
13:50Were they horrible and hairy?
13:52Did they drag you through the mud on Mars?
13:55Were they super strong and scary?
13:57Ooh!
13:58Should've stuck to chase in cars.
14:01Did you really see a U-F-O?
14:03Is your nose supposed to glow?
14:06Did they leave you when you might to glow?
14:09Hey, Charlie!
14:10Did you party, party, party, party, party, party on a U-F-O?
14:14What a way out way to go, doggo!
14:17Did they make you in yellow snow?
14:19Yeah, go!
14:19Hey, Charlie!
14:20Charlie!
14:21Charlie!
14:23Did you really see a U-F-O?
14:36Stop the planet.
14:38I wanna get off.
14:41It's the alien!
14:43You see?
14:44I told you.
14:46You being invaded.
14:48I got you!
14:52What a gully bow-wow!
14:55That was all a scam!
14:57To get that jewel you were guarding!
15:01In fact, we dare you to try and get it back, space cadet.
15:08You mean you left the jewel?
15:11At home, unguarded?
15:14Well, I sorta, you know, got caught up in the moment.
15:18You had to be there.
15:19Imagine, Charlie the Scam King, conned by some cheap theatrical tricks!
15:26My, how the mighty have fallen!
15:30Toodoo!
15:34Hoodwinked by a moron!
15:36What car face!
15:37So, how does it feel, Charlie?
15:39Are you... cured?
15:42It can't get worse than this!
15:44Hello, Charles!
15:45I just popped in to see how the jewel guarding was coming along.
15:49Why me?
15:55Well, Charles?
15:57I'm waiting for your progress report.
15:59I'm sorry, Annabelle.
16:01I messed up.
16:02I let car face get the jewel.
16:05This is very serious, Charles.
16:07That jewel is extremely valuable to its owner.
16:11Maybe there's some other angel who can get it back for you.
16:15I've lost my touch.
16:16No, Charles.
16:18This is your mission.
16:20You'll figure out a way to get it back.
16:22I have faith in you, Charles.
16:27I'm doomed.
16:29Come on, hot shot.
16:31Can't you just scam it back from car face?
16:33No, no, no.
16:35Car face would expect Charlie to try to scam the jewel back.
16:38It would be too obvious.
16:41Itchy!
16:41That's it!
16:42That's what we need!
16:44An obvious scam!
16:45Huh?
16:47I need you both to pull it off.
16:49Just open the shade and tell me what you see out there, Itchy.
16:55What a sap.
16:57Charlie's really lost it.
17:00I knew these special effect crops would come in handy.
17:04And this appliance disrupter.
17:07What a crock up.
17:09Answer it.
17:09Go ahead and answer it.
17:12Hey, bullets.
17:14Get a load of this.
17:16And what, pray tell, are you?
17:20I am Kalub of Planet Rex.
17:23I come to announce the arrival of the Grand Poopa, whom you have displeased quite a bit.
17:30Oh, we've upset the Grand Poopa of Rex.
17:34Uh-oh.
17:35We're in trouble now.
17:37Behold the Grand Poopa, on his way to descend.
17:42Take heed, Earthlings.
17:44Return the Snickbod egg, or there will be dire consequences.
17:49The Grand Poopa needs to go on a diet.
17:53This Snickbod egg, it wouldn't happen to look like an avocado-shaped jewel, would it?
18:01Uh, precisely.
18:03Uh, when the egg, uh, hatches, it will grow to a height of 50 feet, eating everything in sight.
18:12Oh, this is horrible.
18:15Killer, Killer, fetch the Snickbod egg from the safe.
18:22Here, boss.
18:24My deepest apologies, your Poopa-ness.
18:29Here.
18:29Here is the egg.
18:32Ah.
18:34There is hope for you Earth creatures, after all.
18:40I don't think so, Charlie.
18:44Do not address Charlie, I mean the Grand Poopa,
18:47you are, in such an insolent tone.
18:52What don'ts!
18:57Hey, we had you fooled. You were really scared.
19:01Did you really expect us to fall for these tacky costumes?
19:07Yeah, well, they're a heck of a lot slicker than your cheap wardrobe.
19:12What galaxy are you from? You can't even see the zipper in our costumes.
19:18He's right, Charlie. These are great.
19:22You bet they are. I designed them myself.
19:25Hey, why don't you put the mask on, because, you know, I didn't see them before.
19:30The latest in winter fashions from the Dog Star.
19:33Don't encourage them, Itch, or they'll be using their special effects next.
19:38Hey, good idea!
19:41Yeah!
19:42Yeah!
19:53Real aliens! Get them!
19:56Uh-oh.
20:02We'll give them a thorough examination back at the studio.
20:06Ooh, I smell an Emmy.
20:09Gotcha!
20:10Card face!
20:17Are you sure this is where Animal told us to go?
20:20Yeah. She said that the owner would drop in and pick up the jewel.
20:24Charlie, look!
20:31Thank you for watching our baby.
20:38Well, ta-ta!
20:45You know something, Charlie?
20:47You're gonna think I'm a doofus for believing this, but I just saw some aliens.
20:52Mmm!
20:54No, Itch.
20:56I know it hurts to be made fun of, so I won't do it.
21:00Now that we're totally tolerant of each other's beliefs, Charlie...
21:03Can we go?
21:05Yes. I believe so.
21:08I won!
21:09Yeah!
21:11Yeah!
21:22No!
21:31He does not say it.
21:32But I see now we're gonna...
21:33How are you rewarding these cameras?
21:35I think the words of, as K-I-I-N-O-M,
21:38We're going so far from the huge cameras.
21:38Hey!
21:38Hey, back.
21:41My dulu...
21:41Red!
21:49Hey!
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