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00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:24Find a little heaven Everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise But boy, it sure is fun
00:33And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones Lucky breaks and bad ones
00:43We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven Everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven You and I, my friend
01:04Help! Help me!
01:24I can't watch
01:28Tell me when it's over, Charlie
01:31It's okay, you can look now
01:38Itch, come back, it's just a movie for Pete's sake
01:41Oh, that was a rotten trick, Charlie You know that wild animal stuff scares me, silly
01:48Itch, come get what you get all to yourself, please
01:51Oh, it's just a fan belt, Itch
01:54Oh, I knew that
01:56I just thought it was one of those poisonous fan belts
02:00I'll tell you why wild things scare you so much, Itch
02:02You've just been in the city for too long
02:04What's wrong with the city?
02:07Nothing if you're a cockroach, but we're dogs
02:10Canines descended from ravaging wolves
02:21Try it, Itch
02:22Oh, Charlie
02:23Don't deny your heritage, Itch
02:25You've got wolf blood in your veins
02:27Itchy, my boy
02:29I'm taking you back to the woods to discover your true dog spirit
02:47Oh, you're going to love this, Itch
02:48All you need is some real wilderness to bring out the beast in you
02:57Or not
02:59Come on, Itch, the camping plane's going to leave without us
03:04You could help, you know, Charlie
03:10Consider yourself helped
03:13That's real funny, Charlie
03:15You're a regular comedy channel
03:27Empty your pockets, please, and step through again
03:35Itch, my boy
03:36Just what the doctor ordered
03:38Oh, boy, oh, boy
03:44I've heard about these special camping trips
03:46Cated meals, air-conditioned tents, cable TV
03:50I hate to burst your bubble, pal
03:52But, uh, this ain't that
03:54This is Call of the Wild Stuff
03:57Live off the land, sleep in the dirt, eat what you catch
04:01Hey, Charlie, I'm getting off at the first stop
04:06First stop, coming up
04:15Oops, sorry
04:17Oops, sorry
04:19Oops, oops
04:22Sorry, Molly
04:23That's a pretty big load, Charlotte
04:25Want some help?
04:27No, thanks
04:27I can do it
04:29Just because I'm the littlest
04:31They don't think I can do anything
04:36Hey, what's wrong?
04:38You're doing it wrong
04:39What?
04:40The hot dogs?
04:42Yeah
04:42The Buffalo Girl's Handbook says you're supposed to put the weenies on the long ways
04:47So that the thermal energy gets distributed evenly along the vertical axis of the dog
04:52Oh, Charlotte, you don't have to memorize a book to be a good camper
04:56Don't worry, Charlotte
04:58They could learn a thing or two from you
05:01Are you talking to yourself again, short stuff?
05:04Yeah
05:04Yeah
05:05Well, then the two of you will have to excuse me
05:07I'm on laundry detail
05:10Laundry detail?
05:11Cool
05:12You think?
05:14Oh, yeah
05:14I'm an expert at stage, you know
05:17Are you?
05:18Gee, I guess not
05:19Then maybe I better do the laundry
05:24Fine, suit yourself
05:25First, rubbing the silk
05:27Gently, but firmly
05:29Then
05:32What's happening?
05:34The hot dogs
05:37I knew we shouldn't have ever been
05:39Oh, I'm so hungry
05:40What are we going to eat now?
05:42I'm sorry
05:42I thought you were watching the hot dogs, Charlotte
05:45Where did you go?
05:47Down to the creek to do the
05:49Oh, no
05:50The laundry
05:56Charlotte Eileen Thompson
05:57Listen, why must you do everything yourself?
06:00Yeah, you flip from job to job
06:02We're supposed to work as a troop, get it?
06:05There they are
06:06Oh, good thing we didn't let her pay rent
06:08They don't think I could do anything
06:11Well, if they don't appreciate my know-how
06:13Then who needs them anyhow?
06:17We should be coming up to the jump site any second now
06:20You don't know about this, Charlie
06:23Relax, Itch
06:28Stop fussing over me, Itch, please
06:31But we're a team, Charlie
06:33We're supposed to look out for each other
06:34You know that
06:35The buddy system, remember?
06:38Well, not this weekend, Itch
06:39We're going back to basics, my boy
06:42Survival of the fittest
06:43Every dog for himself
06:45Remember the Alamo
06:48We've arrived at jump site, Bravo
06:50Prepare to exit the plane
06:51And watch that first step
06:53It's a doozy
06:56Go get him, Tiger
07:02Relax, all you got to do is pull the ripcord
07:06And you'll be fine
07:07Just watch me
07:08See?
07:10Yeah, itchoo!
07:14My luck
07:15Whoa, grab it, Charlie, grab it
07:20The ripcord bullet
07:21I can't, Charlie
07:23You've got me by the paws
07:24Oh, butterfly, bullet
07:28Charlie, you should've let me check your harness
07:34That's what the buddy system is for
07:36Chill out, Itch
07:37Everything's fine now
07:38We're dogs, remember?
07:41We're wild, feral
07:44Indestructible
07:46There's nothing out here we can't handle
07:49Look out, wilderness, cause here we come
07:55We're supposed to work as a troop
07:57Get it?
07:59Well, Charlotte works better alone
08:01Thank you very much
08:03How else can I show him?
08:05I'm not too little
08:06You're right, Charlotte
08:08Give him another chance
08:10Go back
08:12As soon as I figure out which way back is
08:26Oh, boy, this is some great adventure, huh?
08:31Itch, yeah
08:31Yeah, Charlie, great
08:34Now get me down
08:35No problemo, my man
08:38Me, Charzan
08:40You lame
08:44Is this thing on?
08:46Good night
08:46Oh, no, Charlie
08:48Please
08:48Oh, I don't think I can
08:56Make it to shore, Charlie
08:58Give me a paw
09:00No way, Itch
09:01You're a wild animal now
09:03You gotta do it on your own
09:04Oh, itch
09:05Whoa
09:07That's the spirit
09:08Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
09:11So far, so good
09:14Are you nuts or what, Charlie?
09:16We're wet
09:17We're cold
09:18We're hungry
09:18We're lost
09:19Admit it
09:20Charlie
09:21You don't know what you're doing
09:22Of course I do
09:24Haven't I seen every nature film made?
09:26Twice?
09:27That's it
09:28That's what makes you a wilderness expert?
09:31That
09:31And my superior intellect
09:35I'm doomed
09:36Now what say we go hunt something to eat?
09:39I'm starved
09:41Ow, woo
09:43Can't we just order a pizza?
09:45No, Itch
09:46Out here it's eat or be eaten
10:03All right
10:04I picked up a rabbit
10:06I mean a raccoon
10:08Or a quail
10:14I'm picking up an allergy
10:35Here, lunchy-lunchy
10:52Charlie, I saw a lion
10:54Like the one in the movie
10:55Only bald
10:56And he has
10:57A bald lion
11:00But I saw him, Charlie
11:01He went right down there
11:05Did you see him, Charlie?
11:06Do you?
11:07Oh, yeah
11:08Yeah, Itch
11:10Oh, he must have gone on a diet or something, Charlie
11:16Oh, I don't like it here, Charlie
11:17It's too dark
11:19And it's too scary
11:20And it's too
11:21You gotta relax, Itch
11:23Look, just go find us some wood
11:25While I finish starting the fire
11:26But
11:27But
11:28But that lion might be out there
11:30All right, get a grip
11:32Be tough
11:33Just keep thinking
11:34Wolf, wolf
11:35Yeah, but what if the lion's thinking
11:38Snack
11:39Snack
11:39Oh
11:42Okay, one more
11:44Okay, and I'm out of here
11:54A snake, snake
12:03What is wrong?
12:05There's something out there, Charlie
12:08Yeah, yeah
12:09And I suppose it's Bigfoot
12:12Oh, hello, Bigfoot
12:14Hello
12:14Oh, it is Bigfoot
12:18I found you
12:19Hey, you're not the Buffalo Girls
12:24And you're not Bigfoot
12:27You, you, you talked
12:31No, we didn't
12:32And I didn't either
12:37Wow, circus dogs, huh?
12:41No, circus dogs, we're wolves
12:43You're not a wolf, silly
12:47Okay, so we're not wolves
12:49But, but we're still roughing it
12:52Well, that's great
12:53Cause I'm a Buffalo Girl
12:55And I can teach you everything about hunting
12:58And tracking and camping and fishing
12:59Hey, hey, hey
13:00We know all that stuff, okay?
13:03We have natural instincts
13:06We do?
13:07So, we don't need help
13:10Maybe she needs help, Charlie
13:13Charlie, this is a big forest
13:15For such a little girl
13:17Yeah, all right
13:19She can stay
13:20But no more hugging
13:21Oh, goody
13:23Oh, these sticks stink
13:32You know, it works better
13:34If one of those sticks was a match
13:35You have matches?
13:39No
13:39But I can show you how Buffalo Girl starts a fire
13:45Just tell me
13:46Just give me
13:46Just tell me
13:47Just give me
13:48Just cooperate
13:48No
13:49No
13:52It's my book
13:54It's my wood
14:00Buffalo Girls
14:01You just wanna do
14:09Hey, Kayla
14:10Did they find Charlotte yet?
14:12Nope
14:13But Miss Flagstone and the Park Rangers are forming a search party
14:16I just hope they find her before the big storm hits
14:20Poor little Charlotte
14:28Hey, look out
14:30Back off, Buffalo gal
14:33I was here first, Poochie
14:36Another day in paradise
14:41You witch, hey, I hope you're hungry
14:43Cause I'm gonna catch us a bunch of sea bass
14:46Rainbow trout
14:48I knew that
14:50Now quit churning up the water with that stick
14:53This stick is an official Buffalo Girl fishing spear
14:57So, who needs a spear when you've got fangs and claws?
15:03Ow!
15:05Mine!
15:07Oh, nice cat!
15:14Whoa, that's what I call teamwork
15:16You see what you guys can do when you pull together?
15:21Itchy
15:23Itchy
15:24Itchy
15:24Itchy
15:24Itchy
15:25Itchy
15:26Ooh
15:27Maybe we'll get out of these woods alive after all
15:31Whoa!
15:32Whoa!
15:34Whoa!
15:35Come on, Mr. Cougar!
15:36Oh, my...
15:37Get...
15:37Can you do it?
15:40Whoa!
15:41Yeah!
15:42Whoa!
16:03Okay...
16:04When I say go, we jump...
16:07Why did you get to say go?
16:10Because I thought of it!
16:12But I can say it in Spanish.
16:15And I can say it in...
16:17Oh, somebody say something!
16:20Dunk!
16:27Way to go!
16:28Yay! We got the bad guy!
16:29Well, it's too late, because I've had it with you two.
16:32You are both the same.
16:34Stubborn, opinionated, and fun!
16:38Itchy! Itchy!
16:41Charlie!
16:42He's...
16:43He's gone!
16:45I'm so sorry, Charlie.
16:47You should never have made him come.
16:49He's not a wolf. He's...
16:51He's the best friend I ever had.
16:54Charlie!
16:56Itchy?
16:57Best friend?
16:59Really?
17:00Yeah! Hang on, little buddy!
17:03I'll save ya!
17:06Oh, it's no use!
17:08Let me try!
17:15If only one of us was taller!
17:18One of us?
17:19That's the problem.
17:20It'll take two of us!
17:25Yeah!
17:30Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:32Yeah!
17:34Oh!
17:35Oh, itch!
17:35You're okay!
17:36Oh, Charlie!
17:37I think my leg is broken!
17:40Oh!
17:41Oh!
17:42Oh!
17:42What do we do?
17:43I don't know!
17:45Oh, sure you do!
17:46You're a buffalo girl, remember?
17:51I'd build a letter and carry him carefully back to camp!
17:54What would a wolf do?
17:56Eat him!
17:57Let's go with your plan!
18:04Be brave, Vichy!
18:06We're almost home!
18:07Are we?
18:08I have no idea!
18:09I heard that!
18:12Whoa!
18:13Look!
18:14A hollow tree!
18:15We should find shelter till the storm passes!
18:20No!
18:21No!
18:21We should keep moving!
18:23Why?
18:24Ozone!
18:25Run!
18:31How'd you know that?
18:33Animal instincts, I guess!
18:36Cool!
18:41Uh-oh!
18:42You got that right, Itch!
18:44Let's go!
18:48Okay, left or right?
18:49You pick!
18:51Down!
18:52Hmm!
18:58Oh!
19:00Hey guys!
19:02Are you sure this is gonna work?
19:04Of course!
19:05We're a team!
19:15Left!
19:16Now right!
19:18Quite left!
19:21Of course!
19:24It's gonna work!
19:25Oof!
19:25Oof!
19:31Oof!
19:33Oof!
19:34Oof!
19:35Oof!
19:36Hey!
19:37We did it!
19:38Oof!
19:39Oof!
19:42Oof!
19:44Oof!
19:45Oof!
19:46Charlotte!
19:46Charlotte!
19:50Charlotte, you're all right.
19:52We're saved.
19:54Oh, Charlie, you did it.
19:56Well, what do you mean I did it? You did it.
19:58Me? No.
20:00You're the one who turned a gully into a slide.
20:03Which we couldn't have done if you hadn't built the litter.
20:07Which I never would have thought of if you hadn't built up my confidence.
20:11Well, at least they're arguing as a team.
20:15And then we flew out of the gully, bounced into the air, and landed in the river.
20:23Wow!
20:24You okay, pal?
20:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:28Actually, the leg feels quite good.
20:32You sure you want to let these imps practice first aid on you?
20:36Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
20:39Boy, Charlotte, you'll get five merit badges on this trip alone.
20:44How would you do it all?
20:47Teamwork!
20:48Will you teach us how to build a litter, Charlotte?
20:51You bet!
20:52So, what's next for us, Charlie?
20:54Oh, I've got another campout planned.
20:57What?
20:58You know, Charlie, this ain't so bad after all.
21:02Yeah, I knew you'd like it, Itch.
21:04Pass the popcorn, wolf boy.
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