00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:38Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I, my friend
01:133, 28, 3, 28, hut, hut, hut, hike!
01:18Go long, Itchy!
01:26Go long, He says
01:27Go long, Huh? Huh?
01:32Barkin looks, pumps once, pumps twice, pumps three times
01:36And throws for the end zone
01:51And Itchy catches it for the tea day, Itchy catches it for the tea day, Itchy
02:02Eats it?
02:07Oh, excuse me, pardon me
02:12Look, it's David!
02:15Testing, one, two, three
02:16Testing, one, two, three
02:18Testing, one, two, three
02:19Testing, one, two, three
02:21What's he doing, Charlie?
02:24Either something cool and electronic
02:26Or he's nuttier than an almond cluster
02:30Hey, Charlie, Itchy, hi!
02:33Back at you
02:33What's with the hand jive, David?
02:36A spy recorder
02:37Wow
02:37It's got a microchip that holds a minute's worth of stuff
02:42It's a birthday present from my dad
02:45Birthday?
02:46Today?
02:47Oh, give me some paw, pal!
02:50So, how old are you?
02:52Ten
02:53Oh, now, what's that in dog years?
02:56Multiply by seven, carry the three, take the square root
02:58Whoa!
02:59You're old, bud
03:00A septa-geezarian
03:02Yeah, well, I won't live to see my next birthday if I show up at school late
03:09School?
03:10On your birthday?
03:12Hey, a birthday is special
03:13You gotta have a good time on it
03:15You just gotta
03:16Well, the family's having cake and ice cream after dinner
03:19No party?
03:20No bash?
03:21No hoo-ha?
03:22Nah, but it's no big deal
03:24Catch you later, guys
03:28No big deal?
03:30I am not gonna let this happen
03:32The big one-oh is sacred
03:35I, Charlie Barkin
03:36Am gonna give David a special birthday, even if it kills him
03:40Gee, I mean, I never knew you felt so strongly about birthdays, Charlie
03:45Yeah, well, I grew up on the street, itch
03:48And I never knew my mom or dad
03:49And, well, I don't know, when I was born
03:53You mean you never had a birthday?
03:57Oh, Charlie
03:58See?
03:59That's why we gotta make it special for David
04:01The way I'd want mine if
04:03If I had one
04:09So?
04:10So what are we waiting for, Charlie?
04:12We have a birthday to throw
04:13Come on!
04:16All right
04:23Coast seems clear
04:25Good, because my back is gonna bust any second now, Charlie
04:31Uh-oh
04:34But, but, Mr. Tatterbon
04:36I was just showing the other kids my birthday present
04:39I don't want to hear another word
04:41It's study hall for the next two hours, young man
04:44Ooh, Charlie!
04:59There's our objective, Itchy
05:00We'll bust our guy, David, out of this prison
05:04It's a school, Charlie
05:06And it's not a bad place
05:07Well, then what's the warden doing over there?
05:11What?
05:12Scat!
05:12Shoo!
05:13No dogs allowed in these hallowed halls
05:15See?
05:16And they call this a public school
05:24That's it
05:25Right outside, you dirty, good-for-nothing
05:28Furballs
05:30Who's he calling dirty?
05:32Okay, wide receiver Itchy
05:33Post out
05:34On three
05:35Break
05:36Yeah, break
05:37Hut, hut, hut
05:38Hike!
05:44Hey, let me in
05:45Let me in
05:48Now, let's go see a boy about a birthday
05:52Going somewhere?
05:55Doggy?
05:57Oh, wait, wait a minute
06:00Charlie!
06:01Come on, Edge
06:02Nice
06:08What?
06:09No!
06:10You...
06:11Ah
06:13Huh
06:14Don't mind if I do
06:16What?
06:17You can't come back here
06:19Got it
06:19In here
06:20Ha ha
06:21Got you now, mongrel
06:25Who?
06:27Looking for something?
06:31Missed me
06:33Nope, over here!
06:36Déjà vu!
06:40I'll get you!
06:43I'll get you!
06:46What?
06:50You know the combo on this, right?
06:53Hm, pity.
07:02I'll come to Papa.
07:20Just a bit more itchy.
07:24Thanks.
07:33Ow!
07:35Tut, tut, tut.
07:37Sitting down on the job.
07:39You're making a very bad impression on these children.
07:46Happy birthday, kiddo.
07:48Ditto.
07:49What are you guys doing here?
07:51Taking you out to the best birthday a guy ever had.
07:54Ditto. Again.
07:56But I gotta stay here until 12.30.
07:59Mr. Tatterbon will be checking up on me.
08:03VP's gonna be looking in.
08:04We'll just have to give him something to look in at.
08:07Still got that microchip doohickey?
08:10Sure, but whatcha gonna do?
08:12Just repeat after me.
08:27So don't worry about a thing.
08:28Itchy's the official timekeeper and we'll have you back at school by 12.30.
08:33Dog's honor.
08:35Okay, okay, you got me.
08:36So what are we gonna do?
08:38Well, I thought we might play a little game of egg toss.
08:41Aw, that's for kids.
08:44Not the way I play it.
08:53David!
08:54Are you ready?
08:56Ready!
08:57Load catapult number one, Sir Itchy.
09:00Catapult loaded, my liege.
09:04Then by all means.
09:06Oh!
09:07With pleasure.
09:09Looking good, Itch. Looking good. The kid's got a beat on it.
09:16Yes!
09:18Yes!
09:19What a catch!
09:20Oh, Barry Bonds has nothing on David, huh?
09:23Okay, you ready, buddy?
09:25You got it, Charlie!
09:28Okay, a little more to your right. Now your left.
09:31No, your other left.
09:32Keep going. Keep going.
09:34Keep going.
09:37Ouch!
09:40And the crowd goes wild.
09:43Uh-oh.
09:49I think the lad is a little too eager.
09:52Incoming!
09:58Oh!
09:59Oh!
10:00Ooh!
10:02Ah!
10:03Hey!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:05Aah!
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:12Help!
10:13Charlie, there's too many of them.
10:15Ooh!
10:16Ah!
10:17Hey!
10:20Sorry, Itchy.
10:22Looks like the yolk's on you, huh?
10:26Oh, dogs. I hate dogs.
10:33How's it going? Just checking up on you, David.
10:37Three times seven is 21.
10:40Three times eight is 24.
10:42Three times nine is 27.
10:46Three times ten is 30.
10:49Three times 11 is 33.
10:53One hour and seven minutes before you have to get back, David.
10:57Great. So what's next?
10:59I thought maybe we'd have a snowball fight.
11:03Snowballs?
11:04Snowballs?
11:05If you haven't noticed, Charlie, it's not exactly winter.
11:09Oh, ye of little fur. Have a little faith in the old Charlester.
11:15Why, you no-good dirty dealers. Team it up on me, huh?
11:19Take that and that and a couple of these.
11:22Whoa!
11:26Boy, that was great.
11:33But it's been a while. You think we should be heading back?
11:37Ask the time dog. He knows all and tells all.
11:40No problemo. We still have one hour and seven minutes.
11:44Pockets of time.
11:46So, anyone in the mood for a little non-miniature golf?
11:53Hey, David. You only have 30 minutes to go.
11:57Twenty-seven.
11:59Three times ten is...
12:00Must be a little slow.
12:01Three times eleven is...
12:04Thirty-three.
12:05Three times seven is...
12:07Twenty-one.
12:07Three times seven is...
12:09Twenty-two.
12:10Four...
12:12One hit-ball!
12:15Five...
12:16Six...
12:18Seven...
12:20Eight...
12:22Nine...
12:24Eight ball in the side pocket.
12:29Eight...
12:30Eight...
12:31Eight...
12:34Eight...
12:35Eight...
12:35Eight...
12:35Eight...
12:36Eight...
12:37Eight...
12:38Nothing but net.
12:39That was amazing.
12:41That puts you at three under par.
12:44I'm one back of you and itchy.
12:48Okay.
12:49Last hole.
12:50But it's gonna be a doozy.
12:52You see that shiny bit over there?
12:56What?
12:57Sausalito?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Well, it's a great little fish place I know there.
13:01The shot is this.
13:03T from the hill, down Grant, through Chinatown, across the wharf, over the Golden Gate, and into a salmon's mouth.
13:12You game?
13:13You're on!
13:15On three.
13:16One, two, three!
13:44Come with me!
13:50And the best part is we still have an hour and seven minutes to go.
13:57That's what you said the last time, Itch.
14:00And the time before that.
14:02Uh-oh. It's...
14:04Ooh. It's really 1220. Clocky-no-worky.
14:10Boy, this is the worst birthday ever.
14:27The End
14:27Gee, it must have broke during the egg toss. I'm sorry.
14:31And I'm doomed. When Mr. Tatterbon sees I'm missing, I'll be in study hall the rest of my life.
14:40You still have ten minutes.
14:42To get from here back to the city? It's impossible.
14:46Well, we can't give up. I'm not letting this ruin your birthday.
14:50This guardian angel still has a few tricks up his sleeve.
14:55Sleeve? What sleeve, Charlie?
14:58Wait! Where are you going?
15:02Ha-ha! There! Our way out! Jump!
15:06Jump!
15:06But, Charlie!
15:17Oh, thanks. I think... I'm waterlogged.
15:23Relax. This is only the boarding shuttle. Our transfer is up ahead.
15:30You don't mean...
15:32It'll be great. We latch on and go for the ride of our lives.
15:37It's the of our lives part that worries me.
15:43Hey, hey, don't sweat it. It's David's birthday. Nothing bad can happen to you on your birthday.
15:49Okay, get ready now. Just a little closer. Closer. Jump for it!
15:55Wah-ha-ha!
15:59Yee-haw!
16:02Yee-haw!
16:04Wow! We did it!
16:07Look down there. We're a million miles up.
16:12Uh-oh.
16:14Uh, Charlie, I hate to sound negative, but...
16:19Yee-haw!
16:21Yee-haw!
16:24Yee-haw!
16:24Oh! Oh!
16:25Oh! Oh!
16:26Mami!
16:28Yee-haw!
16:31Yee-haw!
16:32Eh! Nothing to it.
16:33Charlie!
16:38Let's go!
16:39Yee-haw!
16:41Ooh!
16:46Was that fun or what?
16:48I'll never get to school in time now.
16:52Relax, birthday boy. We're already halfway home.
16:56But we can't get down.
16:59Can't is such a limited word.
17:01Just do what I do and we'll be back in a jiffy.
17:06Elevator going down.
17:08First floor locks, clocks, and rides to school.
17:14Cowabunga!
17:19Ah!
17:26Taxi!
17:28Ah, what service?
17:34School, here we come.
17:36I just hope we can get there in time.
17:40Twelve-thirty. Quick, we'll sneak in from above.
17:45Uh-oh.
17:46Ah, time's up for David.
17:49Three times six is eighteen.
17:52Three times seven is twenty-one.
17:56Three times eight is twenty-four.
17:59Well, your two hours are up.
18:01Three times seven is twenty-one.
18:05What?
18:06What?
18:08What?
18:09He'll ruin everything!
18:10David!
18:15Uh-oh.
18:16Okay.
18:17So, we're a couple of seconds late.
18:19Where have you been?
18:20And with... with... with those... dogs?
18:25Well, you see, uh... we went... it's my birthday.
18:30Birthday, eh?
18:32You were supposed to be here until twelve-thirty exactly.
18:38Well, I have something for little birthday boys like you.
18:42Uh-oh.
18:44Uh-oh.
18:44No!
18:45Please!
18:46I'll do... extra homework!
18:49Anything!
18:50It's just my friends wanted to help me celebrate, and the alarm clock got busted in.
18:56I guess I blew it, Itchy.
18:59Oh, Charlie.
19:00You just wanted to show David a happy birthday.
19:03Yeah, but... instead I gave him an unhappy one.
19:06You tried, Charlie.
19:08You tried.
19:08That's the important thing.
19:10Yeah, but...
19:12David will never forgive me after what the vice-principle is gonna do to him.
19:17Surprise!
19:22Your teacher and friends have been planning this for weeks.
19:25Really?
19:26I didn't have a clue.
19:28That's why it's called a surprise party.
19:30Well, what do you know?
19:32That guy's just a big softie.
19:35Yeah, I mean... a regular pussycat, you know?
19:41Oh!
19:42You... you again?
19:43This is a public school, not a... not an obedient school.
19:48Yeah, I think it's time we left, Charlie.
19:51Yes, Itchy.
19:52Our work here is done.
19:55Run for it!
19:56Yes, you!
19:57And your little dog, too!
20:00Man, imagine that!
20:02A surprise party!
20:04The end to a perfect birthday.
20:07Yeah, and you made it perfect, Charlie.
20:10Correction, pal.
20:11We made it perfect.
20:15Oh, by the way, surprise!
20:18Huh?
20:18What... what is this?
20:23It's a birthday present for you!
20:25Oh, thanks, pal.
20:27You... you are one in a million.
20:29Oh, wow.
20:31My very own birthday!
20:32Imagine that!
20:35Yeah!
20:39Now, let's see.
20:41One human year equals seven dog years, right?
20:43So that means...
20:44my next birthday is gonna be in 52 days!
20:49Well, we better start planning in pronto,
20:51because, Itchy, this is gonna be the greatest.
20:57He-he-he!
20:58Charlie don't have to worry about getting any older,
21:00because I gave him the busted clock!
21:03Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:05I knew that thing would come in handy!
21:07HE-HE-HE-HE!
21:09He-HE-HE!
21:11He-HE-HE!
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