00:10To be continued...
00:40Are you sure you don't have the wrong address?
00:49I've got you dead to rights!
00:51Move if you like your head on the ground next to you!
00:55For God's sake!
00:56Find your manners, Captain!
00:58Lara?
01:01Lara Flippin' Croft!
01:05It is you!
01:07You old so-and-so!
01:10You don't call, you don't write.
01:12Meanwhile, can't get Jonah to stop writing.
01:15Jeez, looks a poet.
01:17What's it been?
01:18Five years since Oahu?
01:20Are you taller?
01:23Leo, it's good to see your smile.
01:25I see you're missing yours.
01:27What brings you to the absolute navel of the Earth?
01:31Jonah, actually.
01:33He's in trouble.
01:34What kind?
01:35The kind I can't talk about, I'm afraid.
01:37But I need a lift to Passagody.
01:41Can you help?
01:44Is that a yes?
01:46There's no time for no.
01:48But Passagody is restricted airspace.
01:49Leo, you could get into serious trouble.
01:51Or worse.
01:53Jonah's in trouble, or he isn't.
01:57He is.
01:58Then restrictions can suck my athlete's foot.
02:01Gross, but admirable.
02:09Thank you, Leo.
02:10I owe you.
02:12Ah, I'll scratch run off the tab I still owe Jonah.
02:16Any sign of Devereux?
02:18Mm, still no.
02:19But if he found the Goldstone already, he'd want an exit route.
02:23There are old railroad tracks that run nearby.
02:29Where's the nearest train station?
02:37So Mr. Loudshorts and Jonah were in the army together?
02:41I don't know the whole story, but Jonah saved his life.
02:45Dude's weird, but I do.
03:02Jonah used to sing it all the time.
03:04He used to drive me crazy.
03:06I duct taped his mouth once.
03:08I could still hear him.
03:10He's got bass.
03:12Leo, the last time I saw Jonah, I said some rather unkind things.
03:20You know she didn't mean it.
03:22Trust me.
03:23Jonah always knows.
03:25He does.
03:27It's rather annoying, isn't it?
03:30Oh, when you find him, you'll set him straight.
03:44We still haven't dropped to a lower altitude.
03:49That's to the right, Leo.
03:54Now that's a woman after my heart.
03:58And now we're diving again.
04:00Therapy is also a good option, you know.
04:03Why did you tell him about Jonah?
04:06How do you tell someone that old war buddy is possessed by a magical stone controlled by a supervillain?
04:12Point taken.
04:13He's safe and not known.
04:14He'd only get himself killed.
04:16And what are we doing?
04:18Hopefully the opposite of that.
04:39He's safe and not known.
05:03Oh, not very graceful.
05:14He combined the gold stone.
05:45Zip.
05:47Zip, do you read me?
05:55Radio Leo.
05:56Tell him these people need help.
06:02Laura?
06:04Jonah!
06:05Laura!
06:11Jonah!
06:25Oh, no!
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:45Ah!
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15:41director Frank Ticket until he showed up a Croftman.
15:44So a flunky Legionnaire mercenary now has three of the four peril stones that can destabilize
15:51a balance of chaos and order that keep our world together.
15:54Lovely.
15:55Three of four.
15:58It's all sort of fuzzy.
16:00Anything could help for Jonah.
16:02Greed.
16:04The fourth stone.
16:05You do remember?
16:08He says something like, I think, does Zulu mean anything?
16:14Zulu? In Southern Africa?
16:16Southern Africa is not exactly a lead, Lara.
16:20Does your big library of a brain have any idea where the Greed Stone could be?
16:24There's one place I know where to look.
16:28A library.
16:30The greatest in the world.
16:35The bee work of the Zulu people is exquisite, and are known as Ezekiel, Medallions of War.
16:48So why haven't you moved back here?
16:50You realize it's a mansion, right?
16:53You could build a water slide from the top floor all the way to the pool, and nobody could tell
16:57you no.
16:59Where you're standing? That's where my mother taught me French.
17:03Over there, my father and I argued about whether it was safe to dig on the Carpathian Mountains during a
17:09thunderstorm.
17:11This place is full of too many memories. There's no room for me.
17:17If you built a water slide, we'd make new memories. I promise you.
17:28That bad, huh?
17:30Well, Abby disinvited Lara from the wedding.
17:33More cake for me.
17:35And you for aiding and abetting.
17:37Your woman is out of control.
17:39Then, the pipes burst at the cafe after a tremor, and she understands now why we have good Africa.
17:45Tremor?
17:46Well, Lara has no ideas, and the only thing Lord Richard Croft took pleasure in was
17:50discoursing the beadwork of the Zulu people and enumerating their many great battles.
17:56Battle?
17:57The Battle of Zulu?
17:58What did you say?
18:03Battle of...
18:04Zulu?
18:05Zulu?
18:06Is that what you heard Devereux say?
18:08Battle of Zulu?
18:10Yeah, maybe.
18:14She has that looking at her...
18:27You coming?
18:33Zulu?
18:41I'm sorry, what is happening?
18:43This is the story of the Battle of Zhuolu that founded China.
18:47My father used to read it to me when I was a child.
18:50We had very different childhoods.
18:54A war between three brothers forced the creation of China.
18:59Each wanted to be emperor, so the three brothers met at the Battle of Zhuolu.
19:04It's sad, one of the brothers possessed a black stone that made him exceptionally powerful.
19:09He could only be defeated when the two brothers joined forces and decapitated him.
19:15So Devereux is going to the site of this crazy ancient battle where this guy's black stone is buried?
19:22Yes.
19:23Well, that's not weird at all.
19:38Abby?
19:40Abby?
19:40Go outside.
19:41Now.
19:51Whoa!
19:52Huh?
19:54Definitely not cupcakes and unicorn rides.
19:57It's happening all over the world.
20:00Paris, Egypt, Istanbul.
20:04The world is no longer in balance.
20:07We have to get those stones back.
20:10We?
20:14Here.
20:15These should contain the energy of the peril stone.
20:17Not sure for how long.
20:19Mythical objects aren't exactly a precise science.
20:23Your flight leaves in two hours.
20:36I guess this is where we install the water slide.
20:50Where did the plane land?
20:52The Azores.
20:53Just like the others.
20:55What the hell are they up to?
20:58Zip, tell Lara that the leaders of the Light are gathering.
21:02Devereux was right.
21:04They're about to make their glorious return.
21:07Come on.
21:12You're right.
21:19You're right.
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