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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:34Hello, thank you, welcome to Taskmaster, a herd of comedy wildebeest being whittled down by the natural selection of their
00:41own incompetence
00:42What lies in wait for them at the watering hole today?
00:45Huh, let's get in the Jake Jeep and go and find out. I hope it's not a comedy crocodile
00:51Please welcome
00:52Amy Gledhill
00:56Armando Iannucci
00:58Joanna Payne
01:01Joel Domet
01:03And Kamel Nanjani
01:06And next to me, a man whose favourite films, he tells me, are the carry-on films
01:12Because it reminds him of a golden time in mainstream culture
01:15When women could be openly objectified
01:17And it was okay to acknowledge that some foreign accents are just hilarious
01:25Oh, dear
01:52Little Alotard
01:52Who should we have first? Joanna Page
01:54My thing of unquestionable beauty is unquestionable evidence of the fact that I was voted Wales's sexiest woman in 2009
02:09This is what she's brought in to represent unquestionable beauty
02:13Oh
02:15You might think this is shallow, right? But this isn't mine
02:18This is taken from my mother's scrapbook
02:21And this is going on like 20 years old and she still has this
02:25And she has this because she's proud of me
02:28Yeah
02:28And if this doesn't say about the unquestionable beauty of a mother's love for her daughter
02:34Then I don't know what does
02:36And it gets me here
02:38Right
02:42I think that is a very strong star
02:45Thank you
02:45Right, we're off
02:46Come out
02:47I brought in something that I find to be very beautiful
02:49And I cannot believe my friend found it in the trash
02:51Oh, what?
02:53Look at this, Greg
02:55It's a painting that is absolutely gorgeous
02:59It just looks like this ghostly child's being held captive
03:02It's grotesque
03:04Thank you
03:05Can we look at the back of it, please?
03:07Yeah, the back looks like this
03:09It says T-Pain
03:11Why does it say the name of the King of Artertune on the back?
03:14Because it's art, Greg
03:16And I think the painting's haunted
03:18I've been trying to get rid of it for years
03:21I didn't even ship it here
03:22It was just in my hotel room when I checked in
03:25I really hope I lose this episode
03:28Well, you're off to a great start
03:33Armando
03:34My wife took it
03:35She's normally a very good photographer
03:36She said it was an accident
03:37Yeah, this is a photo of Armando
03:39So...
03:42I think it's a hack
03:43Because it actually shows just that
03:46How unquestionably beautiful
03:47The whole of planet Earth is
03:49The nature, the sky
03:52And how unbelievably insignificant we are as part of it
03:56Or...
03:56I don't know how insignificant the haunting Egg Island is
04:02Two left, Greg
04:03Amy
04:03I have brought a painting of Yorkshire
04:06Because I think Yorkshire's beautiful
04:08And I've made a very special frame
04:10Which I'd like to show you
04:12Which I think makes it even more beautiful
04:14Well, take a look at this
04:24Who did the painting?
04:25Who did the painting?
04:25My friend Poppy Hillstead
04:26From Yorkshire?
04:27Yeah
04:28Hey-o
04:30I like it very much
04:32Joel, what have you brought us?
04:34I've also gone for a painting, Amy
04:36Take a look at this, Greg
04:40It's pretty good
04:46I know what you've done
04:48You know what I've done?
04:49It's your head
04:51And that's your body
04:53Oh my
04:54Oh, is it your body?
04:55And it's Greg's head
04:57And that's little Alex Hall on the pants
04:59Yeah I see that
05:01You and I make a great hybrid
05:05It's sort of so sad
05:06because I'll never get to see Greg
05:07I can't see that in real life.
05:09Really, it's just that head on top of a bag of suet.
05:12LAUGHTER
05:14Right, do you want to score these beautiful things?
05:17Yeah, it's tough.
05:18Because I was quite touched by all but one.
05:23There's one to come out.
05:24And you'll thank me for that.
05:26I think there's got to be a gap between Creepy Child and the others.
05:29I'm going to give Muscly Me three points.
05:31Muscly Me.
05:32OK, so three points to Joel.
05:33I'm going to give Armando's Head Island four points.
05:37The general populace would love the bond between mother and daughter
05:42and the people of Yorkshire would love to be celebrated
05:45by a picture surrounded by Yorkshire puddings.
05:48And thus, five points each to the two ladies.
05:51There we go, five points to Amy, five points to Joanna.
05:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:55Let us toss.
05:57Yes, and we'll begin with something you and I struggle with
05:59before every recording, Greg.
06:00Kissing?
06:01No, it's what to wear.
06:02What to wear.
06:03MUSIC PLAYS
06:16Hey me.
06:17Hello.
06:18Big deep breath, in you go.
06:22OK.
06:23Ooh, echo.
06:25Do you like the acoustics?
06:26Yeah, whoa.
06:28Yeah, it makes my skull vibrate.
06:31Is it warm in there?
06:32It's warm and loud.
06:34I feel like I should be grabbing money at the end of the crystal maze.
06:37What's that?
06:38Oh, that's another shot.
06:40No.
06:40It was popular before this one was.
06:42I want to keep the seals.
06:43I'm going to keep all these seals for eBay.
06:47LAUGHTER
06:47It's lovely and sunny.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:51Choose how much of Alex's bowling outfit to wear throughout part two.
06:56LAUGHTER
06:57If you choose Alex's bowling overalls, your final time will be reduced by two minutes.
07:03If you choose Alex's bowling gloves, your final time will be reduced by three minutes.
07:08If you choose Alex's bowling glasses, your time will be reduced by four minutes.
07:14If you choose Alex's bowling shoes, your final time will be reduced by five minutes.
07:20If you choose to wear Alex's whole bowling outfit, your final time will be reduced by twenty minutes.
07:29You have one minute.
07:32Your time starts now.
07:34The more I choose, my final time will be reduced by twenty minutes, so that's good.
07:38I want to reduce my time.
07:40Who knows?
07:41There may be a hindrance.
07:42There may be.
07:43I'm going to go for bowling overalls.
07:46Bowling overalls.
07:47I'm going to put your bowling glasses on.
07:49OK.
07:50So I will wear the shoes and the gloves.
07:55Your time will be reduced by eight minutes.
07:57I'm going to go the whole outfit then, am I?
08:00Overalls, gloves, glasses and shoes.
08:02Yeah.
08:03I choose to wear your whole outfit.
08:05Good stuff.
08:06I'll bring it to you now.
08:10Oh, God.
08:17Who are the two people who chose the whole outfit?
08:19What's your thinking with that?
08:20This is quite interesting about this show.
08:22You know, it makes you realise who you are as a person.
08:25Yeah.
08:25You know?
08:26And I've realised I'm really excited and fucking stupid.
08:32Let's see what the skittle outfits did, shall we?
08:34Yes.
08:34Well, decisions have been made.
08:36Will they regret those decisions?
08:37Of course they will.
08:48Oh, hi, Joanna.
08:50Hello.
08:50You're wearing my bowling glasses.
08:51I am.
08:52They're very nice.
08:54Yeah, they help.
08:56I did say there's something Guantanamo about this whole process, didn't I?
09:02Yeah, I strongly disagree with that.
09:05I think I've got my technique down.
09:07Yeah.
09:07And I've never worn these.
09:09You look good.
09:10Do you think?
09:12Yeah.
09:12You wouldn't lie to me now.
09:14I know.
09:15Well, yeah, please be careful.
09:17Find and open the task and give it a good read.
09:31There we go.
09:33Well done.
09:34Get the bowling ball in the bucket.
09:38You must stay on stage at all times.
09:41There is a two-minute time penalty.
09:45Any skittle touched.
09:48And all skittles must be standing when the bowling ball enters the bucket.
09:53Fastest wins.
09:54Your time started when you stepped on the stage.
09:56Where's the bowling ball?
09:57Oh!
09:59Right.
10:00Oh, no.
10:06The thing I already love about this group of contestants is that none of them might.
10:12Like, when you find out it's some awful outfit that's going to make things so much worse,
10:16you're like,
10:16Ha-ha-ha!
10:18Joanna was just,
10:19Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
10:20I got really excited.
10:22I know.
10:22They were really good fun to put on.
10:25Yeah.
10:25Okay.
10:26Let's bowl.
10:27Well, up first it is Amy G and Joe P.
10:31Get the bowling ball in the bucket.
10:37On the stage.
10:39It's quite near the skittles.
10:40It's right near the skittles.
10:42Oh, I can see it.
10:45Oh, right.
10:46Okay.
10:48Get the bowling ball in the bucket.
10:52Oh, shoot!
10:53Oh, ho-ho-ho!
10:54Oh, my God, no!
10:56No!
10:57No!
10:58No!
10:59Oh, my God!
11:01Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
11:02No!
11:04The good news is you've only touched one skittle.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:07Do I have to put all of these back up for when it goes in?
11:09I think so.
11:10Okay.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:12This isn't how I expected this to go.
11:15All right.
11:16All right.
11:18Standing them up.
11:19One at a time.
11:22Oh, okay.
11:24Oh, my God, no!
11:25Don't!
11:30Oh, no!
11:32Don't!
11:33Oh, no!
11:34Oh, no!
11:34Don't!
11:35Oh, no!
11:35Oh, no!
11:36Oh, no!
11:39Don't!
11:46No!
11:46Don't!
11:47Those ones there.
11:48Three left.
11:50Two left.
11:51They're all left.
11:54Stop the clock!
11:56Stop the clock!
11:57Stop the clock!
12:01Sort of quite poetic, the way that they both just went boom.
12:04It was poetic, yeah.
12:06But they all had to be standing up when the ball went in the bucket.
12:08And they did badly.
12:10Amy took 32 minutes.
12:13But you saved 20 minutes while wearing the full outfit.
12:16Oh, yes, yes.
12:17But you did touch every single skittle.
12:18That's 54 skittles.
12:20Two-minute penalty per skittle, so that's a punishment of 108 minutes
12:24plus the 12 minutes.
12:25You took exactly two hours.
12:28Wow.
12:29Joanna, you actually only took 5 minutes 59 to get that.
12:31Really?
12:32Wow.
12:32And also touched every single skittle,
12:34so your total time was 109 minutes and 59 seconds,
12:37so you're about 10 minutes quicker.
12:38You're in the lead.
12:39Yes.
12:39Now, in a sad reflection of the state of our society,
12:43we must pause for some gambling adverts.
12:45I don't think it's advert time.
12:47You want a bet?
12:48Yes.
12:50LAUGHTER
13:02Hello!
13:03We're back and it's part two and there's a ball that badly needs to be banged into a bucket.
13:08Who's next?
13:09That's right, kids.
13:10It's Joel and Amanda.
13:12I don't regret my decision.
13:14I bet you're all thinking that I regret it.
13:16You guys can absolutely do one.
13:19Ooh!
13:21Restrict the number of skittles that I touch.
13:25Do be careful.
13:27Two minutes each.
13:29See you later.
13:31One.
13:32One?
13:34Well, I might do two.
13:36Don't regret it.
13:41This will be very heavy.
13:46Where is it?
13:57Where are they standing when the ball were in the bucket?
14:01You have it on record.
14:02You filmed that, didn't you?
14:03Ah!
14:04Ah!
14:05Ah!
14:07You're putting your hopes on the freeze frame with that ball going in the bucket.
14:10They're still on their feet, these skittles.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Task complete.
14:16Near me!
14:21Two-four.
14:24Oh!
14:24Oh, fuck off!
14:26It's off!
14:27Shit!
14:28Shit!
14:31Shit!
14:35BELL RINGS
14:36LAUGHTER
14:37APPLAUSE
14:44It's lovely.
14:51I don't regret it.
14:53No.
14:54I don't regret it.
14:58I don't regret it.
14:59No.
15:01I don't regret it.
15:09MUSIC PLAYS
15:11Stop the clock!
15:13Wow. I don't regret it.
15:15APPLAUSE
15:34What a shit.
15:37LAUGHTER
15:37Yeah.
15:38Oh, he is. He is a little shit.
15:40Oh, God, yes.
15:40Well, I put it there to make it easier.
15:42You didn't have to...
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:45LAUGHTER
15:47Who'd have thought that your fingers
15:49scrabbling around trying to get into a bowling ball
15:51would be so tense?
15:53I kind of enjoyed the drama of it, watching it back.
15:55Oh, Christ, I was on the edge of my seat.
15:56You were very close to nailing the task.
15:58You were quick.
15:59Three minutes, 20, you put the ball in.
16:00And you did offer me the option of then saying
16:03you've got time to pick them all up, and I thought
16:05that was funny, I want to just stop at the funny.
16:07And also, I couldn't be bothered.
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10Do you regret not regretting it with the wisdom of hindsight?
16:13I think it was absolutely fine.
16:15You know, it was an adventure.
16:17And hopefully that adventure didn't cost me too much time.
16:19You were almost exactly the same as Amy,
16:21because you touched every single skittle,
16:23you were wearing all the outfits,
16:24so it was minus 20 but plus 108.
16:26And you took 28 minutes and 46 seconds,
16:29so you were ever so slightly quicker than Amy.
16:31Ooh.
16:31I don't regret it.
16:33LAUGHTER
16:33Who's next?
16:34Yes, well, there's only one person left to see.
16:36LAUGHTER
16:37According to his resume, he's agile, he's strong,
16:41he's sexy, he's smart, and he's made for exactly this sort of task.
16:44Yes, he's Kamal Nanjani.
16:47MUSIC PLAYS
16:55I've touched two skittles.
16:56Yes.
17:02OK, you've not touched that one.
17:06Clever.
17:08LAUGHTER
17:08LAUGHTER
17:11All right, I'm learning.
17:15OK.
17:25This feels like a big moment.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:34LAUGHTER
17:44This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
17:47LAUGHTER
17:49LAUGHTER
17:49LAUGHTER
17:55Oh.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:01LAUGHTER
18:02LAUGHTER
18:04Get the water.
18:06I'm getting a cramp.
18:07Hold on.
18:09Ah!
18:11LAUGHTER
18:12LAUGHTER
18:15LAUGHTER
18:16LAUGHTER
18:17Can you get me a banana?
18:18Yeah, I'll get you a banana.
18:19LAUGHTER
18:20I'm just going now.
18:24LAUGHTER
18:26LAUGHTER
18:27LAUGHTER
18:27LAUGHTER
18:27LAUGHTER
18:28LAUGHTER
18:30LAUGHTER
18:33Are you in quite a lot of pain?
18:36Yeah.
18:37I could offer you a certain amount of time per skittle,
18:39and I could give you a hand.
18:41You could...
18:41What?
18:42You could give me a hand?
18:44Well...
18:45Yeah, how much...
18:46If I'm touching them, that's two minutes per skittle.
18:48I'll give you one minute.
18:49I don't benefit from that.
18:5185 seconds?
18:53OK.
18:54Yeah?
18:55Sure.
18:56OK.
18:5985 seconds.
19:00Yeah.
19:03170 seconds.
19:20It did go in the bucket.
19:22It's not in the bucket.
19:23It was in the bucket for a moment.
19:33You were gingerly this time.
19:37I've stopped the clock, Camille.
19:39APPLAUSE
19:40Well done.
19:42APPLAUSE
19:45I had conflicting emotions watching you.
19:47Like, there were very clever things.
19:49Like, you came up with the not touching the Skittles system.
19:52And I thought, ah, that's clever.
19:53And then very quickly after it, I thought, ah, I'm not going to have to watch him move all of
19:57them.
19:58LAUGHTER
19:59I decided that no matter how long it took, I was going to get them done,
20:04and I was only going to touch two Skittles.
20:06You did touch four in the end, and you took nearly 40 minutes to do it.
20:10But because of my bargaining, the maths means that the 85-second penalty per skittles that I touch,
20:16you actually got it in 55 minutes and 13 seconds.
20:18You actually were the fastest out of the five of them.
20:20I won that.
20:21We won this task.
20:22We won this task.
20:24APPLAUSE
20:27Let's give some points out, you.
20:29OK, well, Armando did not really finish the task.
20:32Couldn't care less.
20:34I don't regret it.
20:36OK.
20:37Zero to Armando.
20:38We jump up, then Amy, two hours, two points, somehow.
20:41Joel, nearly two hours, three points.
20:43Joanna, also nearly two hours, four points.
20:46But the winner of the task, five points, it's Camille Langelli!
20:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:50Do you think you can see a scoreboard, please?
20:53I do.
20:53Armando, you won't be surprised to hear, you're currently in last place.
20:56Four points.
20:57And at the top, she won the first episode, she's winning this one.
20:59Joanna Page has nine points.
21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:04Next one, please.
21:06OK, but let's just slow down a moment and take some time to reflect.
21:09MUSIC PLAYS
21:21Hello?
21:22Oh!
21:25Hello?
21:29Ah!
21:37Oh, my God, I thought it was a mirror!
21:40LAUGHTER
21:42Shout out to the art department.
21:45Absolutely fantastic.
21:46Oh!
21:46Whoa!
21:47This is incredible!
21:50Right, OK.
21:51Oh, there you...
21:51Oh, hello.
21:53Right.
21:54Yes.
21:54Ah, yes.
21:56Yes.
21:59Hey.
22:01Alex?
22:02Come out.
22:04Ooh!
22:06Ah!
22:08No!
22:08Didn't think so.
22:09Shall I?
22:09Yes, please.
22:12OK.
22:13That was great, man.
22:15Like, exhilarating.
22:16Exhilarating.
22:17Yep.
22:17Do exactly what your reflection does.
22:20You must decide what Alex does, then mirror him.
22:23Most ambitious...
22:24But also accurate mirroring wins.
22:27You have a maximum of 20 minutes.
22:30Your time starts now.
22:31OK.
22:33So, I've got 20 minutes to decide what my...
22:35My...
22:35Me do for...
22:37OK.
22:40So, I decide what you do, and then I do it with you.
22:45Mm-hm.
22:45Ideally, something I'm good at.
22:48I just need to think about ambitious, er...
22:51Yes.
22:52I'll leave you to it.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Can you do a handstand?
22:55No.
22:55Can you?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Ah.
22:58You can teach me.
23:00Like, I feel like we should learn a dance.
23:0120 minutes, I think, like, we could, like, get it down.
23:04Scoop.
23:05Scoop.
23:05I'm gonna scoop that way, scoop.
23:07Scoop.
23:08Let's get a couple easels, and then we'll paint.
23:11And what are we gonna paint?
23:13That's up to you.
23:14You know what?
23:15I think you paint whatever you want to paint.
23:17All you've gotta do...
23:18I don't even know if I can genuinely do a handstand now.
23:20I'm 48 and I've had four children.
23:22I'm gonna try and see if it's possible.
23:24Are you ready?
23:25OK.
23:27It's not possible.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:43I can't think we're ever gonna see anything less ambitious than the time between you announcing you can do a
23:51handstand and the reality.
23:52Oh, my God, I really thought I could still do them.
23:55When was the last time you did one?
23:57Probably when I was about 12.
24:00So, ambition.
24:01Ambition and accuracy, Greg.
24:03Mm.
24:03Oh, I'll factor that in.
24:05Don't you worry about it.
24:06Well, let's go with Amy, who went to some pretty extreme lengths to make me appear just like her.
24:11Yeah.
24:58The accuracy was high, I thought.
25:01Very good.
25:02I am somewhat confused by you dressing as Barry Gibb.
25:08LAUGHTER
25:09The shoot dance was good, there was lots going on, there was lots of accuracy.
25:13It's a hell of a start.
25:14Next, it's Joel.
25:15And if you're wondering if he took his top off, there are no...
25:20There are no spoilers here.
25:21LAUGHTER
25:22LAUGHTER
25:35LAUGHTER
25:37LAUGHTER
25:37LAUGHTER
25:39LAUGHTER
25:46LAUGHTER
25:53LAUGHTER
25:54LAUGHTER
25:58APPLAUSE
26:00That was good.
26:04Nice homoerotic pudding.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:06I've seen all week.
26:08We were facing away from each other, so that's really difficult.
26:11So the level of difficulty is absolutely incredible.
26:14And we took our tops off, so that's fun, right?
26:16Yeah, yeah.
26:17Yeah, I was probably more drawn in by you taking your tops off and kissing.
26:22LAUGHTER
26:22Time for an advert break, I think.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:25We'll see you in a minute.
26:31APPLAUSE
26:33APPLAUSE
26:35Hello!
26:36Yes!
26:37Don't you worry, we're still here.
26:39The current task has seen our art department excel
26:42with a mirror illusion in a lab.
26:44And now it's Kamel looking in the mirror, as per bloody usual.
26:47LAUGHTER
26:50MUSIC PLAYS
26:51If she's ready, she doesn't know what she does.
26:52You're going to see theghet, what she doesn't know about.
26:56Who's going to see them all?
26:59Oh!
27:04MCUEMS
27:05Who's going to see the steps to the side of the side of the side of the side,
27:06wiles, who who weren't deciding to do,
27:06I'm not afraid of the side of the side of the side of the side.
27:07Because the line of the side of the side of the side of the side of the side of the
27:09side.
27:13LAUGHTER
27:13I'd like to have a unique thing around this,
27:15WIPE!
27:16THE END OF COOLS
27:32MUSIC PLAYS
27:37How did you feel that went?
27:38I can't paint, so I don't know why I chose to do that.
27:43But isn't that ambitious, ironically?
27:46That's why I did it.
27:47LAUGHTER
27:48The only thing that vexed me the most about it?
27:50Yes.
27:50You missed one of the rabbit's giant ears off.
27:53I didn't, I put both ears on the same side.
27:56On the same side?
27:57I did.
27:58What's next?
27:59Will it be a handstand performance next?
28:02Definitely not, because it's Joanna Payne.
28:04LAUGHTER
28:05LAUGHTER
28:08LAUGHTER
28:10MUSIC PLAYS
28:17MUSIC PLAYS
28:19MUSIC PLAYS
28:44What I'm interested in is the narrative of your dance.
28:47I don't think I was even, like, human.
28:49We were sort of just emotional and it was, like, exhilarating
28:53and sort of finding some of this freedom together
28:55on an emotional plane.
28:58Ah.
28:59And then, after going round like that,
29:01that was a huge release.
29:02This is making me look at steps in a whole different way.
29:05LAUGHTER
29:07And then, from what emerged from that was,
29:09I can birth and bring life in...
29:12It's the love of a mother and a daughter!
29:15Exactly!
29:16Exactly!
29:18Wow!
29:19Wow!
29:20Wow!
29:21Wow!
29:21I enjoyed the analogy.
29:23Erm, I suspect it was all horse shit.
29:27Is there anyone left to see?
29:29Let's go.
29:29It is Armando's attempt.
29:31Now, unfortunately, he wasn't actually available on the day,
29:33so instead, he sent Ben Kingsley in to do it for him.
29:36LAUGHTER
29:38Let's have a look at Ben Kingsley.
29:42LAUGHTER
29:54Oh, my God!
30:00Aaaaah!
30:01Aaaaahhh!
30:19Oh, my God.
30:32I enjoyed that. I mean, speaking of as a man of a similar vintage to you, just throwing yourself on
30:37the floor was ambitious. Yeah, a bit of slapstick. Why did you decide to cast yourself as Ben Kingsley? No,
30:42I was just trying to look like him. We were trying to meet in the middle, I think, was the
30:45idea. Well, I went that way. Yeah, thank you. Was Ben Kingsley known for diving? That's why I was watching
30:51you, like, is there a reference? Let's just forget Ben Kingsley. It was me. It was just trying to look
30:57like him. That was you?
30:58No! I mean, that's how good it was. Apart from Kamel's, obviously, I loved them all. One point. OK. One
31:11point to Kamel. They were all pretty powerful from this point onwards. So let's look at accuracy. Probably Joel's was
31:18slightly less accurate than the others. Yeah, I can understand that. And I'm going to give you two points, but
31:21I think it's harsh.
31:22I'll tell you that. That's all right. Now, how accurate was the universe? Slightly less accurate than the shoop-shoop,
31:31I think. So whilst it was a powerful statement about life, I can only give you three points. I'll take
31:36that. I'm going to give Amy four points, because it was incredibly accurate. That is harsh. The one that moved
31:41me the most and was also accurate, and I think it will open up new doors for him.
31:46LAUGHTER Finally, that was Armando Iannucci takes five.
31:50Yeah. Five points for Armando.
31:52APPLAUSE
31:55What is next? Well, it is my idea of heaven. Lots of instructions, a secret code, and a really big
32:01balloon.
32:15Hello?
32:17Everything all right in there?
32:19I think so.
32:20Present.
32:22Present or present?
32:24Great question.
32:26This is your sort of thing.
32:27This is my sort of thing?
32:28I think so.
32:29Do you reckon?
32:30What is my sort of thing?
32:31Fun.
32:32Fun.
32:34Right.
32:35Achieve the most things on this list.
32:38Before the balloon pops.
32:40If you do the special thing, the balloon will stop inflating for ten seconds.
32:46Ten seconds, if you do the special thing?
32:53I feel like I haven't been looking around for alternate solutions.
32:57You must not touch the balloon mechanism.
32:59Your time starts when the balloon starts inflating.
33:04The special thing...
33:05Oh, my God.
33:06Oh!
33:07Oh, gosh!
33:07Right.
33:09OK.
33:09Right.
33:12Right.
33:12What's the special thing?
33:13Stop inflating!
33:15APPLAUSE
33:18You thought the special thing might be to say stop inflating, did you?
33:21I thought it was worth a shot.
33:24Well, this is all pretty self-explanatory, I think.
33:27I don't want to dwell.
33:27I just want to crack on and have a look.
33:29Fair enough.
33:29They were under pressure.
33:30They had to achieve a lot of different things.
33:31And we're going to begin with three of the five.
33:33And that is Joanna, Joel and Amy.
33:36One.
33:37Thread a needle.
33:40Yes.
33:41I told you it was your sort of thing.
33:42I love this.
33:45This is ridiculous.
33:46What's the special thing?
33:48I love you.
33:50OK.
33:50I found the end of the sticky tape.
33:52One.
33:52That's one.
33:53Put on the galoshes.
33:54Oh, dear.
33:56This is a mistake.
33:57Ha!
33:59Ha!
34:01Ha!
34:01Get it, get it, get it!
34:03You whispered to by a man on the phone.
34:05Right.
34:06My husband never answers the phone.
34:07We're actually in the middle of an argument because he doesn't answer the phone.
34:10Hello?
34:11Chris?
34:11I need you to whisper to me on the phone.
34:14Yes.
34:14I can whisper to you.
34:16Two.
34:16Bye.
34:17Whisper, er, what you had for breakfast.
34:20I've had a pancake.
34:22All right.
34:22Thanks very much.
34:23Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
34:24I'll put my number.
34:25Fine.
34:25Into yours.
34:29What do you want me to whisper?
34:30Hello.
34:31I'm a big fan of you.
34:34I'm a big fan of you.
34:37Done.
34:38Put on the galoshes.
34:40Put on the galoshes.
34:40Shout it out by a woman on the phone.
34:42Where's my mother?
34:43Come on, Mum.
34:45Hi, Mum!
34:46Can you just very quickly just shout out what you had for breakfast?
34:49Shout at me down the phone!
34:50Oh, shout at you.
34:51Hold on a second.
34:52Mum, you don't have to wait.
34:54Just shout!
34:55What on earth are you doing, for goodness sake?
34:59Thank you!
35:00Just out the scrambled egg!
35:02Scrambled egg!
35:03Thanks, Mum!
35:04Thank you very much.
35:05Find the end of the sticky tape.
35:06Right.
35:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:10I'm good at this.
35:11Oh, you are good at that, yep.
35:12What about a sock and a pouch?
35:13What do you think a pouch is?
35:14That's a pouch.
35:15Okay, fair enough.
35:16So up the pouch.
35:18Right, I'm going to put the galoshes on first,
35:21because that's something...
35:23They're on.
35:24They're on.
35:25I'm going to do the present first.
35:26Did it say neatly?
35:28Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:32Good.
35:33Could you read to me what else is on the list?
35:36Say every number between 1 and 50,
35:37except for the numbers divisible by 7, 4 and 3.
35:40Howl for 30 seconds.
35:41Oh!
35:46Okay.
35:47I hate maths.
35:48You've done that?
35:49And to be honest, yeah, I've done it,
35:50and I've got to sew up my pouch.
35:52Where does a galosh start and a waiter end?
35:56Where do you think the pouch is?
35:57Oh, fuck!
35:58Is it in there?
36:00Ah!
36:01Have you shouted out by a woman on the phone?
36:03My wife just rang.
36:04It's perfect timing, actually.
36:06I've sewn up that.
36:07Yeah, that counts.
36:09Sew up the pouch.
36:10Once you put a sock in it.
36:12Oh, my God!
36:13Oh, I didn't know anything that I told her!
36:16You're so clever!
36:19Ah!
36:21Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:22Oh!
36:26Welcome to the evening.
36:27My wife just hung up a bit.
36:29Oh!
36:29Oh!
36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:39Not bad.
36:40First time I've seen you on this show so far,
36:44not looking like you're having the time of your life.
36:45Yeah.
36:46The threading of the needle seems to have broken you.
36:48I used the whole thing as sort of something,
36:50as some sort of way to get Alex Horne's number.
36:53LAUGHTER
36:54I love your mum needed a beat
36:58before she would shout at you straight away.
37:00She was in the middle of Swansea town centre.
37:03Yeah.
37:03And I was going, Mum, will you just shout down the phone
37:06and she had to get herself together?
37:08I think it's a Welsh thing,
37:09because my relatives are Welsh as well,
37:11and I don't think there's a lot of shouting in Wales.
37:14Because the response to most situations is,
37:16well, there we are, happens.
37:17LAUGHTER
37:18My mum took no persuading.
37:20Oh, she was...
37:21Scramble the egg!
37:23She was straight in, didn't even need to know why.
37:26Well, look, Amy did pretty well.
37:28Amy got seven out of the ten things done.
37:30Oh, all right.
37:31Which is a lot better than Joel,
37:32who got four or five, if you count the neatly wrapped presents.
37:35Oh, yes, I do count it.
37:37Oh.
37:37Because he has to be rewarded for spending three hours
37:40threading an egg.
37:41OK, well, you got half of the things done,
37:43but this pales next to Joanna,
37:45who got nine out of ten.
37:46Wow.
37:47Oh.
37:47I'm late driving on my mask today.
37:49Wow.
37:51OK, time for the last ad break of the show.
37:53We're just moments away from one of the contestants
37:55winning a portrait of my head on an Asian man's body.
37:58Has this been signed off by Channel 4, Alex?
38:01Yes.
38:04We're safe.
38:05See you after the break.
38:13Hello!
38:15Hello and welcome to part four of Taskmaster and some very speedy tasking.
38:19Oh, they're quick, they're slick, and I've done a little sick.
38:22Now, the final two attempts.
38:25First, they worked on Veep together.
38:26Now, it's the next step on the entertainment career ladder.
38:29Trying to find the end of some sticky tape, howling,
38:31and putting on galoshes.
38:32Yes, it's Armando and Camille!
38:34Oh, God.
38:35Howl for 30 seconds.
38:4430 seconds.
38:45Thank you, Camille.
38:46Lovely howling.
38:47Right.
38:47Here we go.
38:48Wrap.
38:49Find the end of the sticky tape.
38:51Well, I'll make an end, and then I'll find it.
38:55That was cool.
38:56See, every number between one foot except for the numbers,
38:59it's about 7, 4, 3.
39:00So, 1, 2, 5, 10.
39:05I can't count and wrap.
39:07Hello, baby.
39:08Hey, Emily.
39:08I'm on camera.
39:09Can you just yell at me?
39:10I can't believe how much I love you!
39:13Yeah, I love you too, bye.
39:15Present's wrapped.
39:15Well done.
39:16Yeah, here we are.
39:17Um, galoshes.
39:19You've done the special thing, by the way.
39:21Have I done the special thing?
39:22Yeah, stop for 10 seconds.
39:23Well, right, I'm gonna do that towards the end, I think.
39:26How do I find out what the special thing is?
39:28I guess trial and error.
39:30I've threaded the needle.
39:31Tremendous work.
39:33I neatly wrapped the present.
39:42What did I do?
39:47What did I do?
39:48What was the special thing that I did?
39:5141.
39:5243.
39:5346.
39:5547.
39:5549.
39:58How would I be whispered to by a man on the phone?
40:00Is there a number to ring?
40:02There's probably quite a lot of numbers you could ring.
40:03There's probably quite a lot of numbers you could ring.
40:04I don't know.
40:05Hey, can you whisper to me?
40:08You fucking trust, master.
40:10You're gonna fail.
40:11Wow, it really does sound like the inside of my own head.
40:13Thank you so much.
40:14Goodbye.
40:15I'm stuck in a pouch.
40:16Pouch.
40:16Pouch.
40:17Pouch.
40:18Where do you think the pouch might be?
40:21Oh, it's not...
40:24Can I have your sock?
40:27What are you looking for?
40:28I did something over here and the thing stopped.
40:30Oh, I see.
40:31Are you trying to do the special thing?
40:32Was it that?
40:33Didn't I do...
40:34Right, there we go.
40:36Well, this might make life easier.
40:49You just did the special thing again.
40:51Is it death?
40:52Yeah.
40:53Touching your head.
40:54Yeah.
40:56Hi, could you shout at me?
40:58Just shout at me.
40:59Why the hell did you forget the pins this morning?
41:02You're not shouting.
41:03You've got to shout.
41:08Well, too late.
41:11Goodbye.
41:13I forgot to do that.
41:19So you worked at the special thing and then didn't use the special thing?
41:22I got engaged.
41:22I just got stuck in an argument with my wife.
41:27Who just told me I hadn't put the bins out.
41:30And had you not put the bins out?
41:31I hadn't.
41:33Interesting, your partner's declaration of love for you.
41:36Not very British, that.
41:37My wife is not here with me and when I heard her voice, I got teary-eyed.
41:41Oh!
41:41I really did.
41:42Oh, God.
41:43It's sickening.
41:46And presumably you've got someone who does the bins for you.
41:49No.
41:50She does the bins.
41:51Oh, she does.
41:52Yeah, so in the end, Joel, you were last.
41:55You got five out of ten, so one point.
41:57Then Armando got six out of ten, two points.
41:59Kamel and Amy both got seven out of ten, so they share four points each.
42:02The winner of the task, five points.
42:04Nine things completed was Joanna Page.
42:08Well done, Joanna.
42:09OK.
42:09Everyone, please, make you wait to the stage for the final task of the show!
42:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:19Alex, who will read the task?
42:22Kamel Nanjian is going to read the task.
42:24Here we go.
42:25Work out what word the piper is piping.
42:28You may have one guess and may only guess if you are the first to raise both your hands.
42:34First to two correct guesses wins.
42:37This is the piper.
42:38He's called Johnny Pipes.
42:39He'll pipe a word.
42:40You've got to try to work out what the word is.
42:41You have glockenspiels in front of you.
42:43You can try to recognise the notes that he's playing by playing your own glockenspiel.
42:46I am genuinely medically tone deaf.
42:49Medically?
42:50LAUGHTER
42:51When you think you've got it right, raise both your hands,
42:54and then you can say your guess when I point at you.
42:56But if you're wrong, you can't guess any more for that word.
42:58OK.
42:59Just to warn you, he's got to start with a letter E to get the pipes going.
43:03So when he's ready to spell his word, he will have his leg up
43:06and he will put it down to start the word.
43:09Joel, happy?
43:10I'm just going to warn you, I don't understand what's going on.
43:12LAUGHTER
43:13Let's go, Johnny.
43:22OK, you've spelt the first word.
43:28It was low.
43:32Johnny can spell it again if you want it.
43:34Yes, please.
43:35Let's have the word again.
43:46BUZZER
43:48BUZZER
43:48BUZZER
43:49BUZZER
43:52BUZZER
43:52Yes, Armando.
43:53B.
43:54It is B!
43:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:58Can I just say, I loved your face when Armando got a word,
44:02but your face went, it works!
44:04LAUGHTER
44:09Yeah, OK, it's one to Armando, nothing to anyone else yet.
44:12OK.
44:13Ready for the next word?
44:15Leg up, Johnny.
44:19BUZZER
44:24BUZZER
44:24Straight in there.
44:25Amy?
44:25Egg!
44:26It is egg!
44:27APPLAUSE
44:30How are you feeling, Johnny?
44:32I feel like it's just lovely to listen to music.
44:36LAUGHTER
44:37One to Amy, one to Armando.
44:38The words are now going to get longer.
44:41Oh, God, right.
44:42Leg up, Johnny!
44:44BUZZER
44:55BUZZER
44:56BUZZER
44:56BUZZER
44:57I hope you get a bit closer to the instrument, Joel.
45:00BUZZER
45:02BUZZER
45:03BUZZER
45:03BUZZER
45:05BUZZER
45:05Does anyone know any of the letter to this one?
45:07I feel I am close, but it doesn't make a word.
45:10BUZZER
45:11BUZZER
45:11BUZZER
45:27BUZZER
45:33If Charles gets this, I'm going to explode.
45:36Oh, I have no idea of that.
45:39Badge!
45:40Yeah!
45:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:49Let's go, Johnny. Leg up, Johnny.
45:51LAUGHTER
46:05What's the word, Amy?
46:06Buggy.
46:06It is buggy!
46:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:12OK, well, I'll put you down and we'll add that to the final scores,
46:17but first, a big round of applause for Johnny.
46:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:21Come down and join me.
46:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:27So, Greg, Joanna and Camille didn't get any right,
46:29but they came joint fourths, so they get two points.
46:32Amanda and Joel, four points each for getting one right,
46:34but the winner of the task, five points,
46:36for her two correct answers, it's Amy Glethill!
46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:41Woo-wee!
46:42Yeah, and that's enough to make her the winner of the episode
46:45with a huge 20 points!
46:47Yeah!
46:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:49Amy Glethill wins!
46:51Please go and clap your booty of unquestionable beauty!
46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:00Here's your winner tonight, Amy Glethill!
47:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:31I'm hyper-human!
47:34I'm I would convene the third person,
47:34Yes!
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