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1987 POLICE DRAMA "Rockliffe complains about the workload. There are drug dealers, muggers, rapists, murderers, thieves and con-men. What could turn up next?" IMDB Starring Ian Hogg, Malcolm Terris, Edward Wilson, Joe McGann, John Blakey, Alphonsia Emmanuel, Bill Champion.
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00:07I'm a baby in terror
00:10My mom's on the toy show, dad's in the dog
00:12My mom's in the rear side, I catch you on the phone
00:15Dad's in front, mom, mom, baby I know
00:30Dad's in front, mom, baby
01:00I wish to see, dance all night
01:03Laurel and Hardy
01:05Laurel and Hardy?
01:06One fat, one thin, that's what they look like
01:09Look at that, Janice, one fat, one thin
01:11Turn that darmer off, will you?
01:15Now, I was going to ask, did they stay to Price before they started the work?
01:18Look, I'm minding my own business in my own home
01:21You know, I don't know what this country's coming to
01:24Bell rings, Laurel and Hardy
01:26Good morning, they say
01:28Good morning, I say, friendly life
01:30Working in the area, they say
01:31Notice you have a few slits missing off your roof, they say
01:40Put them right
01:42Cheap, they say
01:43Okay
01:44Go ahead, I say
01:46But mind you
01:47I'm only a widow woman
01:49One hour they came, now off the ladder
01:51Bell rings
01:52Excuse me
01:52There they are, grinning
01:53Finish, they say
01:54Excuse me
01:56Who are they?
01:57They
01:57My two-no-councils
01:59Think he was smoking cannabis
02:00What?
02:01You're wrong
02:02They may be useless, but they are good boys
02:06A hundred and fifty pounds, they say
02:09They say the flashing go on the valley, but they put it right
02:13Janice
02:14You listening?
02:16Yeah, I'm listening
02:16A hundred and fifty pounds and you paid them
02:18Why?
02:18Because I'm stupid
02:20She was afraid
02:20I wasn't afraid
02:21She was
02:22It's because I'm stupid
02:24Always been stupid
02:25You know, the only sensible thing I've done
02:28Was to ensure my husband
02:29It was like money in the bank
02:32Where he drank the rum and
02:34Did they have transport?
02:35Car, van, a pickup
02:37A small pickup truck
02:38They put their ladders in the back
02:40A blue
02:43Like Laurel and Hardy, you say
02:45Is there anything else you can tell us about them?
02:47What colour hair?
02:49What accent?
02:50Anything to help us identify them
02:51They were white
02:53Well, that narrows it down to a few million
02:55Oh, look, just forget it, eh?
02:56Forget it?
02:58What's a sister doing with him and me?
02:59Look, don't get Flash
03:03Look, Mrs Maxwell
03:05We might be able to bring a charge of deception against the pair
03:08But as far as you personally are concerned
03:10At the moment, it's just a matter for the civil court
03:12Yeah, we understand
03:13You don't want to know
03:14But that's fine
03:14We'll handle it ourselves
03:15You just pick out the pieces
03:17Look, turn your pockets out
03:19Well, here or down the road
03:20Mr Zimmerman
03:21He's seen them
03:22They cheated him and took his window
03:24Maybe he can give you a description
03:25Zimmerman?
03:26Who's Zimmerman?
03:27The gentleman who lives in the basement
03:29He's a nice man
03:30A quiet man
03:31Please, mister
03:32We don't want no trouble
03:35Jerry
03:39We'll be in touch, Mrs Maxwell
03:44Okay, sister
03:48I'm not your sister
03:52And you're nicked
03:56Well, Karen, looks like you've got everything
04:00Yeah, it always looks like you've got everything
04:03Until I get to court
04:03Then I find I haven't
04:04I have to court
04:06Oh, I'm not
04:09Hello, crime squad
04:10PC Georgiou
04:11Now, I'll freeze out for a moment
04:12Can I help you?
04:14Oh, hang on
04:14Here he is now
04:15Three boxes
04:18Rockcliffe
04:18How do you spell corroboration?
04:20Oh, God knows
04:20Who's on the bench?
04:22Bantock, I think
04:23Bantock?
04:23Bad?
04:24Well, I think he's got an ulcer
04:25Well, he looks like he's got an ulcer anyway
04:27Great
04:27Who's representing Stephens, then?
04:30Edelman
04:30Right, I'd rather do than me, Karen
04:33Laurel and Heidi
04:35Blue pickup
04:37Fix
04:40So, Stan and Ollie have been having a field day in this manner
04:43Lump them together
04:45That's eleven complaints now, isn't it?
04:47And another
04:49Zimmerman
04:49Same address as Maxwell
04:50A round dozen
04:52Looks like it's heading up to a fraud job
04:54Who's Zimmerman?
04:56Didn't see him yet
04:57Came straight back with this Joseph Maxwell
04:59He's a flash one
05:00Nicked him anyway
05:01Possession
05:02You go and see the Zimmerman blog
05:04See if it can tell you anything
05:05I hate con merchants
05:10Done it yet, Chetty
05:12I think so
05:15All right, Walsh?
05:17Think so
05:18Think so?
05:19Yeah, it's all right
05:20Make sure it is
05:22Let's go
05:27Looks all right
05:31They're important, you know, these reports
05:33Yeah, I know
05:34So we can tear the first one up
05:35I was tired when I wrote it
05:39It's no excuse, eh?
05:42No harm done
05:42We'll be careful
05:46Problems?
05:53Doubts
05:54This, you mean?
05:55No
05:57Well, I haven't had results
05:58The others are feeling collars
06:00And all I feel is a passenger
06:02We all have our off days, Chetty
06:04Feeling sorry for yourself
06:05Don't do any good
06:07You want a shoulder to cry
06:08I'll look elsewhere
06:11You want to make a go of this
06:12Pull your bloody finger out
06:15Okay
06:23Look at that, that was Prince Philip
06:25You said that, get your finger out
06:26No, what, that was Rockliffe to me
06:29Cheeky sod
06:30What?
06:31Oi, tell
06:36Six hundred and bloody fifty
06:37You gave me for that part exchange
06:39Yeah, I know
06:40Generously a fault, I am
06:42You got it up for nine hundred
06:44It's he, we, you
06:46Yeah
06:48You conned me?
06:49How?
06:50You told me that that model
06:51Steve, Steve
06:52No one believes a used car dealer
06:55And you're happy with the motor of a soldier, ain't you?
06:59Good
07:00He's a big one, isn't he?
07:02How about a cuppa?
07:03Stuff your cuppa
07:05Another satisfied customer
07:07You know, I ought to be nominated for a knighthood
07:10Aye
07:11Aye
07:14Are they still bringing it in?
07:15Well, they'd phone none of their local traders
07:17Traders?
07:18Bloody gangsters
07:20So it looks like they will
07:22Bring it here, I mean
07:23What makes you think it's sussy?
07:24Oh, I can smell them
07:27Oh, you got all sorts in this business
07:29I mean, do you get all sorts?
07:32Anyway
07:33Someone wants to sell a motor
07:34They bring it in
07:36And not ask
07:37If I'm interested in a certain car
07:41I said, bring
07:42I said, bring it over
07:45Let's have a butcher's
07:46That was four o'clock
07:48Ask me what time I closed
07:49Told them
07:505.30
07:52Said they couldn't get here by then
07:54They'd bring it in this morning
07:56Can't get somewhere in an hour and a half
07:58They've got to be selling it out their own manor
08:00So
08:01Regular little Sherlock Holmes, aren't you?
08:03Oh, very good
08:04Ah, look
08:06No offence
08:07But if they do show
08:09You're a mate
08:11What about him?
08:12Well, he doesn't exactly blend in
08:14Does he?
08:19We'll get a cup over Fred's
08:21Oh, that's a good idea
08:22Keith, you clock it when it comes in
08:24It's Reg Cortina
08:25There'll be two blokes in it
08:27They always come in twos
08:28They don't trust each other
08:31Hey, Steve
08:32Usual idiots
08:33They always think they're being conned
08:35Watch it
08:58Morning, sir
08:59PC O'Dowd from Church Street Police Station
09:00This is WPC Hargreaves
09:02Can you spare us a moment?
09:03Well, where do you want?
09:04Well, we'll make an inquiry's concern
09:06In a pair of con then
09:06Say they're builders
09:07Mrs. Maxwell upstairs said
09:09They did some work for you
09:10Well, maybe
09:10Yeah, but I don't know
09:12What do you mean, maybe?
09:13Did you pay them any money?
09:14Look
09:14I work night shift
09:16I work night shift
09:17I gotta get some sleep
09:23Hey
09:26What?
09:26They're showing up, eh?
09:28No, that blue pick-up, bud
09:32It's Laura and Hardy
09:35Yeah, I see what you mean
09:37No, they're the two that Jerry and Janice are after
09:40Yeah
09:41How do you know?
09:42They're gonna be
09:44Well, that's charming, that
09:45As we nick them, we'll blow the other
09:47Hang on
09:49Yes, sir
09:50Anything for you
09:51Just a minute
09:53Oh, yes
09:53Yes, sir
10:03I pass the message
10:05Aye, aye
10:11That's all happening, eh?
10:19All right, Steve?
10:21Is this your car, sir?
10:24Is it yours, is it?
10:26What's it got to do with you?
10:27Victor Tango 1-4 to control
10:30Go ahead
10:31Hey, what's the problem with me?
10:32Is that the paperwork?
10:33Illustration number, Juliet Alpha Bravo 261 X
10:37Don't even think about it, Cocker
10:38We might have to break your back
10:40Look, what's it all about then, eh?
10:42Don't think we nicked it, do you?
10:44Course not
10:45Keith?
10:46Check it
10:47Who's Mr Sefton Brown?
10:49Jeremy James Sefton Brown
10:55Me?
10:56May I see your driving licence, sir?
10:58Ain't got it with me
10:59I see
11:01You were driving this motor
11:03Well, one of us was, weren't they?
11:05Oh, cheers
11:06Yeah, it's nice to have friends, innit?
11:10Keith
11:13Looks like they're calling out a cavalry
11:15Got a live one
11:16Yeah
11:17Called us on the PR, where did the build us?
11:42Oi
11:44Oi
11:49He hit the tax disc out of his van
11:51Hit it?
11:52He saw us come and snuffed it off the window and hit it
11:57Ain't funny
11:59I don't feel all that
12:00I feel sick
12:01You'll feel a lot sicker, my lad
12:03Right
12:04Better get this down before you snuff it
12:06Well, it's a true word spoken in jest
12:09Surname
12:10Pipe
12:11Pipe
12:12P-I-P-E
12:13Hmm
12:14Christian name or names?
12:15Francis
12:16John
12:16William
12:17Augustus
12:18Augustus?
12:19On my mother's side
12:21She married beneath herself
12:23Who's he, honey?
12:26You're in possession of motor vehicle JAB 261X
12:30If you say so
12:31You were caught in possession
12:32All right, all right
12:33Where did you get it?
12:35I don't remember
12:36I see
12:38Well, I've made inquiries
12:40And the said vehicle was stolen from Watford on the 21st of last month
12:43What?
12:44I have made inquiries
12:46No, that last bit, the 21st of last month
12:48It was reported stolen on that date
12:50No, sir
12:51No, sir
12:52What do you mean, no, sir?
12:54Yesterday, we chored it yesterday, Balan
12:56You've been arrested on suspicion of deception
12:59You're going to be detained, pending further inquiries
13:01You're making a grave mistake
13:04When you're finished, sir
13:05It's all yours
13:06That's him
13:06And that's the pair
13:08What's your problem, mate?
13:09What's going on, mate?
13:11Hey, mate
13:11What's the other?
13:13There's some funny fellows in this place
13:15Who calls Mark Fetso?
13:17I would describe myself as pleasantly plump
13:19What is this, the circus?
13:21Get him out of here
13:21Look at them hands
13:23They're workers' hands
13:24I'm an honest worker
13:26Steve
13:29He ran as they stole the car yesterday
13:31And mine
13:32What do you think?
13:33They stole it of someone that's already stole it
13:35What?
13:37Hmm
13:37Did you search that car?
13:39Gave it a once-over
13:41Right, I want you out in the yard with your prisoners now
13:44And get Georgiou down
14:08Hey, sir
14:10Hey, sir
14:25Bloody hell
14:27Roll on, eh?
14:28Talk about a fitter
14:30Take the other hands away
14:32You think this is worthy of you, Governor?
14:35Take the prisoners back to their cells
14:39Greed
14:40That's what's the matter with the world today
14:42Greed
14:42Oh, yeah, they want their jobs done
14:44Crawling around on roofs
14:45Risking life and living all weathers
14:47Ended up in hospital
14:48They wouldn't bring me grapes, would they?
14:50And give them a fair price
14:52And they cry like babies
14:53We can't win
14:54Fair prices?
14:56Come on
14:57You bought a slate lately
14:58Ali flashing
14:59Bag of cement
15:00How much?
15:01Go on
15:02You tell me
15:03You can't, can you?
15:04You con them
15:05You know it
15:06And we know it
15:08Let's have a deal
15:10A deal?
15:11I'll put something your way
15:12You put something my way
15:15We don't work like that
15:16You must be one-offs then
15:19But you've got something to tell me
15:21Tell me
15:24Well
15:26That old foreign bloke
15:27With a woodworm in his window
15:30Zimmerman, is it?
15:31Yeah, Zimmerman
15:33He's got a shooter
15:34German one
15:35Luger
15:36And ammo
15:38How do you know?
15:40Well
15:40The window was out
15:41And I popped in for a pee
15:43I saw it in a drawer
15:45Your drawer was open, of course
15:46Oh
15:47Of course
15:48That has nothing to do with me
15:50No way
15:51You're not fitting me up with that lot
15:54Come on
15:55Would I sell a motor for a few poxing quid
15:57Well it's got a fortune in it?
16:00It's a nasty one this, Keefe
16:03Probably forgeries
16:05You can't muck about with currency
16:07Especially dollars
16:09That's a job for the funny money squad
16:11Of course
16:12Being dollars
16:13Could be a job for the FBI
16:16Do you feel lucky?
16:18You've got my record
16:19I'm a car thief
16:21Not a forger
16:21Who said they was forged then?
16:24A gun, eh?
16:25Old chap, you say?
16:27In his sixties
16:28What are you going to do?
16:30Well I'm still questioning Lola and Hardy
16:32Although I don't think we'll get anything useful out of them
16:34Load the paperwork
16:35Inquiries to make the fraud thing stick
16:38I've got a meet at 12
16:39What's that?
16:40I've had a whisper
16:42I could go into Zimmerman's after the meet
16:44Providing it all goes smooth
16:45You're doing the meet on your own?
16:47Better off with someone, a witness
16:49We'd take Hargreaves
16:51Adams?
16:52I want you to go see a Mr. Zimmerman
16:54O'Darville fill you in
16:56Didn't need a warrant
16:57Yeah
16:58Take Chitty
16:59You should be free by the time you get the W sorted
17:02Right?
17:05Right
17:07On your way gentlemen
17:09I want a word with these two
17:18How about this rubbish then?
17:22How come Georgiou found what you should have found
17:24When he gave that car a so-called search?
17:27Just as well it was me checking up on you
17:28Not somebody else who found the money
17:30Didn't expect to
17:31It's just a car theft
17:33That Tommy said it wasn't worthy of me
17:37And I know what he was thinking
17:40You pair of incompetent
17:47You've put me in a position that I've avoided throughout my career
17:50Had no reason to suspect
17:52No reason!
17:53No bloody reason!
17:56One day when you pull some drunken or hopped up Nutter in a car and he points a shotgun at
18:00you
18:01You'll start thinking of reasons for why you should have done this or that
18:04And it'll be too bloody late!
18:06The book! You go by the book!
18:09You do things by the book! The book is bloody God!
18:15I've more than gone out on a limb for you two! I've broken a coat!
18:20I'm sorry Skip
18:25Yeah me too Skip
18:26It won't happen again
18:29I want results from your pair or I'll drop you like a ton of bricks
18:35The Fitzherber?
18:36They've got a relief manager in
18:37The governor's away on holiday
18:39Get rid of his town when he hears we've been asked in
18:42What have you got?
18:44Relief manager reckons they're paddling a bit of dope in there
18:59The
19:05Jonas?
19:06White one
19:10I'm going to light out, please.
19:19She's a relief governor.
19:21Be with you in a moment, sir.
19:23How do you spell this wine with an H?
19:25What, no good?
19:27It tastes like something died in it.
19:29Have you given us a blow?
19:31That's right.
19:32Forget that, love.
19:41Hey, hey, hey, that's the beast man's car, that.
19:45Hey, hey, what did you say we customise it?
19:47Yeah!
20:17Is this what you're looking for?
20:23Yes, that seems to be it, sir.
20:25Would you just put it down, please?
20:27Yeah, sure, sure.
20:30Is the gun loaded, sir?
20:32Well, actually.
20:33Is the safety on?
20:34Is this, uh, thank you.
20:36Do you know anything about that sort of gun, Keith?
20:38Not really, no.
20:40And it is loaded, you say, sir?
20:41Uh, you can release to make it see if you do, do.
20:46Here.
20:46Yeah, here, here, here, here, here.
20:52You keep it in good working order, sir.
20:54Military man, will you, sir?
20:55German army?
20:56Oh.
20:59You are a registered alien, aren't you, sir?
21:01You've some means of identification.
21:06You're not being terribly helpful, are you, sir?
21:09Well, there's a lot of old folk got mementos.
21:11Mementos out of the war.
21:12I need no mementos.
21:17It's in German, I think.
21:19German?
21:20Yeah, okay, okay.
21:23He went, David, go, go.
21:26Goldschmidt.
21:29David.
21:29David Goldschmidt.
21:31Who is David Goldschmidt?
21:35The note ends with a prayer for the soul of David Goldschmidt.
21:43But it begins with a judgment.
21:47And the judgment is of death.
21:51Well, are you David Goldschmidt?
21:56I think you'd better come with us, sir.
22:03Bloody hell.
22:05You've got the keys, haven't you, Keith?
22:07Mm-hmm.
22:07You've got the keys.
22:08It's your responsibility.
22:09It's a lot of paperwork, that, mate.
22:10Oh, great, great.
22:12David.
22:14Oh, no.
22:15Oh, come on, David.
22:16You know my record with paperwork.
22:18Officer, officer.
22:29Do you know him?
22:31I don't know how he looks.
22:50What about them?
22:51Do you know them?
22:52I haven't seen him in any life.
22:53Well, matey does.
22:55So I've noticed.
23:13Have a go, then.
23:15Yeah, Jerry, have a go.
23:22Oh, bastard!
23:26It's all yours, mate.
23:39Still churning them out.
23:40The Rockcliffe idiots.
23:42They've all stuffed up a good collar today.
23:45I think your governor wants a word.
23:47Detective Inspector Phillips,
23:49you may have a cause for complaint,
23:51but it doesn't give you the right to rubbish my crew.
23:53They're not idiots.
23:54They're just act like it.
24:04Made his day.
24:05Did seem a bit smug.
24:08Detective Inspector George Phillips, dope squad.
24:10Dope's a word for him.
24:11You're all right, Alan.
24:12Sit down.
24:12They should have informed us they're working in our manner.
24:15They should have informed...
24:15They're a bit on the hurry-op, so I gather.
24:17Made the connection through a tip-off.
24:20Made the meet with this...
24:21One Roy White.
24:24What's known about him?
24:25There's nothing.
24:26There's no form.
24:27Now, the point is, my lot can't be blamed.
24:29They received information that drugs were being passed in a particular place.
24:32They acted on it.
24:33They should have been informed.
24:33Oh, not like you informed the drug squad.
24:36Now, a friend Phillips was here merely to complain about the way your chap handled the situation.
24:40Odowed, wasn't it?
24:42Seems Odowed burst in, ballsed it up, roughed up the suspect.
24:44Not once did he show his warrant card.
24:46Not once did he even mention he was a police officer.
24:50Detective Inspector Phillips will let the matter rest with us.
24:53Oh, that's nice of him.
24:55See to it, Sergeant.
24:59Yes, sir.
25:03What a bollock, you.
25:05I mean, what a bollock, you.
25:06It's all carton castle, mate.
25:08Oi, don't see if I can attack along with you two.
25:10I can have work.
25:10I'm hoping to do.
25:11But where have I got him?
25:12I don't want him.
25:13I can't say I'm over a mood about it.
25:16Oh, Jerry, Sergeant Rockcliffe said to remind you to take your warrant card.
25:20Funny, funny.
25:22We have poor little lambs who have lost our way.
25:26Find it funny, do you?
25:28Well, he's right, isn't he?
25:29That's what they're there for, warrant cards.
25:33You can't really nick someone till he's shown me a brief.
25:36I mean, it's common sense, that.
25:37What did you say?
25:38I wasn't talking to you, sunshine.
25:41Right, Balaam, you said.
25:43Yeah, Balaam.
25:44Can't nick no one unless you show him your warrant card.
25:47Shut up.
25:48Yeah, all right.
25:48But you didn't show me on my mate yours.
25:51Here, is that a misdemeanor?
25:53I'll tell my brief about it.
25:56So, what are you telling me?
25:58Miss Joseph Maxwell tells you and Adal he's going to sort these builders out himself?
26:02He didn't exactly say it.
26:03What did he say, then?
26:05Something to the effect of leave them to us.
26:08Where are the builders now?
26:10Still in the cells.
26:11We're checking out the jobs they've done.
26:13We also want a statement on the firearm.
26:15What about the gun, David?
26:17We've got the gun and Mr Zimmerman.
26:19The man who calls himself Mr Zimmerman doesn't deny that it's his.
26:22So, you don't need the builders?
26:24No.
26:24And I'm suggesting we bail them pending further inquiries.
26:27Bail them and keep your fingers crossed the black boys don't find them.
26:31Look, I just thought this Joseph Maxwell was a loud mouth.
26:34You do not ignore anything.
26:36If you do and it bores up on you, you take the can.
26:41This isn't like you.
26:43No, Sarge.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:48Must be something in the air today.
26:52And it was these blacks that pranked the Malta, so the mother said.
26:56Which means that she'd rather have her son nipped again than have him go after those builders.
27:02Look, what about the firearms thing?
27:03What's the problem there?
27:05I'm sure this Zimmerman isn't who he says he is.
27:07He said as much himself.
27:08He's probably a David Goldschmidt.
27:11Why does he call himself Zimmerman?
27:12Probably got something to hide.
27:14Well, he's a weird sort of chap.
27:15He's come to the right place, then, hasn't he?
27:17All bloody weird here.
27:20How'd it go?
27:26Don't tell me.
27:27It's all too much.
27:38What the hell are you doing down there?
27:40My manor, innit?
27:41I don't want to be seen with you, sir.
27:43Is this the road?
27:45Yeah.
27:47So where was it parked when you nicked it?
27:48About halfway down on the right.
27:51About halfway down on the right.
27:54Where?
28:00Exactly.
28:01I don't know, do I?
28:06Jerry.
28:07Snap out of it, will you?
28:08Snap right wide.
28:09I know his face.
28:11I know it.
28:11Look, have we got to hang about.
28:13I showed you where we chored the motor.
28:14Shut up.
28:16Anyway, you find them, they'll eat you.
28:19Who?
28:20The geezers that were in the motor.
28:22You never mentioned any geezers in the bloody motor.
28:24You never asked.
28:26Anyway, self-preservation, mate.
28:28They were a right nasty-looking team.
28:30If I hadn't been half shant, I'd have left them alone.
28:33Now, can we go?
28:34So there were some geezers in the motor.
28:36When?
28:36When I saw it, parked.
28:38Two in the front, another one as big as an house, come out of the travel agency later.
28:42Big, grey-haired geezer.
28:44Looked like an all-in wrestler.
28:45Sounds familiar.
28:46Well, they ought not.
28:48Let's get this straight.
28:49When you first saw it, it was parked outside the travel agency.
28:52And then it drove round here, and the occupants got out.
28:55Well, I wouldn't nick it with them in it, would I?
28:57Where'd they go when they got out?
28:58In a house?
29:01What's in this for me?
29:02What do you reckon you're entitled to?
29:04Well, it's got to be worth something, hasn't it?
29:06What travel agency?
29:08The one by the Queen pub, Elizabeth Street.
29:11Look, OK, I know we can't have a deal, but just take me back to the nick, bang me up,
29:17and I'll tell you what else.
29:19What do you think this is?
29:19A taxi service?
29:21If you don't tell me which house it is, I'll march up and down the street cuffed till we find
29:25it.
29:26You tell me and I'll leave you in a moat with this officer.
29:28OK?
29:29We can play film stars initials, then.
29:32What are you going to do if they're in there?
29:33Are you going to nick them?
29:35Well, I wouldn't be surprised.
29:36I would.
29:37Anyway, it just leaves him to protect me.
29:40I don't want to be personal, like, but he don't look like he could punch his way out of a
29:44wet paper bag.
29:45Bloody charm, yeah.
29:46I've had enough of this palaver, Jerry.
29:48Bring him in.
29:48OK, OK.
29:50Now, which house?
29:52Well, I don't remember the number.
29:54All right, all right, all right.
29:56It's got a pink wooden thing outside with holes in it for milk bottles and a dial that you can
30:02tell the milkman how much you want.
30:04I spotted it.
30:05I wanted it for my mum, but it was chained up.
30:07They went in there.
30:11It's going to drive me mad, Bess.
30:13It's just there, that face, and I can't see it.
30:16Try to forget it.
30:17Then it counts.
30:19It was somewhere crowded.
30:20We've been in a crowd.
30:22Wide.
30:24Road wide.
30:27Good afternoon, madam.
30:30D.O.
30:35Bert Lancaster.
30:36You had him two minutes ago.
30:38I didn't, did I?
30:40Oh, he was brilliant, though, wasn't he, Bert Lancaster?
30:53You look happy.
30:55He wasn't kidding.
30:56We played film stars.
30:58Yeah.
30:58I think he fancies Bert Lancaster.
31:01He's great, man.
31:02Hey, did you see him in the airport?
31:04How did you get on, then, Steve?
31:05Been and gone.
31:05Left yesterday.
31:06Knocked the landlady for the rent.
31:08I got him.
31:09Placed him.
31:10Nat Roy White.
31:11Amen.
31:11Right, where's this travel agency?
31:24It seconds me.
31:26What?
31:28What does this make me, a grass?
31:30It's your choice, cocker.
31:34Forced into this.
31:36A grass.
31:36Me.
31:37Forced?
31:39Listen, pal, this is off the record.
31:41You're out of date.
31:43Don't need to force anyone to grass nowadays.
31:46You get killed in a stampede.
31:48It's all a matter of who grasses who first.
31:53Yeah.
31:55You're right.
31:59That's the geyser.
32:02You sure?
32:03Would you forget a boat like that?
32:08On your feet.
32:14Jerry?
32:16No, you go on.
32:17I want a word with the sergeants.
32:20That's when we're at the stakeout in London airport.
32:22Last December.
32:23Both the landlady and the travel agent give a good description of Brer Baker there.
32:27You'll have them confirm that with a photo.
32:29He bought a ticket for the cross-channel ferry.
32:31One ticket?
32:32And his car for yesterday.
32:33So it looks like he's gotten out for the dollars in France.
32:35So we got the dollars.
32:36Did he go on the trip?
32:37No.
32:38Not according to a passenger list.
32:40All right.
32:43Skipper.
32:43Hang about.
32:46Okay.
32:48Right, check him out.
32:50See if he's still at the address on this file.
32:52It's his mother's house, so get a W.
32:53She won't let you in.
32:54Right.
32:56And when you get the W sorted, let me know.
32:59I'll come along.
33:00And tell Chitty I want him along.
33:02That's Georgiou Hood...
33:04I'm afraid.
33:05Right.
33:06That's you, me, Chitty Hood, Georgiou.
33:09Okay?
33:09I'll get the water.
33:12Hold out.
33:14That face in the pub this morning.
33:16Roy White.
33:17Well?
33:18Well, I thought I'd seen him before.
33:20And there he is.
33:21Doesn't look very clear to me.
33:22I remember him.
33:24What is this?
33:25It's London Airport.
33:26We were working with their drug squad's surveillance.
33:29Trying to nail Connolly.
33:30We're still trying to nail him.
33:32I remember him because customs nicked him.
33:34He was carrying extra booze and cigarettes in his case.
33:36Kicked up something terrible he did, shouting and bawling.
33:39Decoy.
33:39We thought of that.
33:41He was checked out, but no form.
33:43Just a holidaymaker trying to get some booze in.
33:46But Connolly was on the flight.
33:48They spun him.
33:49Nothing.
33:50So, Connolly knows he's marked.
33:52He puts this white in, hooting and hollering,
33:55and a third party brings it through.
33:57It's a thought.
34:00Are you saying he works for Connolly?
34:02Connolly's a peddler.
34:04White was peddling.
34:04It's not Connolly's style.
34:06Peddling peanuts in the car to you for a boozer.
34:09He's too shrewd for that.
34:11Like he's too shrewd to use anyone with a record.
34:14Friend White's clean.
34:16Like his name.
34:16But maybe greedy.
34:18If he's selling gear, he's ripping Connolly off.
34:21But if he's ripping Connolly off...
34:24That's a frightening thought.
34:26So?
34:28Well, I thought I could have a word in this Roy White's ear.
34:31Well, OK, maybe there are such things as coincidences.
34:34But if it's not, and White's on Connolly's payroll,
34:36ripping Connolly off,
34:37then I'm sure he'd rather talk to us
34:39than to Connolly's guerrillas.
34:42That seems reasonable.
34:44Give it a go.
34:48Sherry?
34:50It's OK.
34:58They're all yours.
34:59Thank you, sir.
35:01Wait till your missus gets you home.
35:06Ah, you two.
35:07What are we going to do about that Zimmerman?
35:09Can't hold him indefinitely.
35:10Sergeant Rockcliffe wants to talk to him.
35:11Seeing as he won't talk to us.
35:13Well, he can't interview him here.
35:14We're crowded out.
35:15Well, we'll take him upstairs, then.
35:16Get number five.
35:29Your coffee's getting cold, Mr. Zimmerman.
35:38Sir, I want you to explain
35:41why you were in possession
35:42of an unlicensed firearm,
35:44which is a custodial offense in this country,
35:47a very serious offense.
35:52Is that your name?
35:54Zimmerman?
35:59How long have you been resident in this country?
36:05Look, sir, I can go through
36:06the aliens registry at Lunar House.
36:08That takes time.
36:12I am in a position to hold you in custody,
36:15unlawful possession of a firearm.
36:17You could be remanded in prison
36:19until we find out your true identity.
36:20I don't think either of us
36:23wanted to come to that, do we?
36:27My name is David Goldschmidt.
36:31Born, Germany, 1921.
36:37Jewish.
36:40I see.
36:45I don't think you do.
36:48You were a prisoner of the Nazis.
36:52Some of us
36:54were not captured
36:55until quite late in the war.
36:58Not all Germans
36:59shared the madman's opinion
37:01of what was called
37:02the Jewish problem.
37:05Some of us were
37:07hidden
37:08and cared for
37:10by
37:11the ordinary German
37:14and by our own race.
37:18They took great risk.
37:21And then you knew the danger.
37:24Brave, good people.
37:27It's a terrible episode.
37:29But history?
37:31History.
37:32Ah, ah, ah.
37:34History, yeah.
37:36Sir, I sympathize.
37:38I truly sympathize.
37:40But at present
37:41we're merely interested
37:42in...
37:42In a man called Goldschmidt?
37:44Yes.
37:46And a gun.
37:51The gun
37:52was because
37:56Goldschmidt was a coward.
38:06No one that was not there
38:10can imagine.
38:16I...
38:21I...
38:23informed
38:24on the families
38:26that were hidden
38:28and
38:30the people
38:31that hid them.
38:34When the war was over
38:36I was given
38:38the gun.
38:40I fled to your country.
38:42Here I am.
38:45The gun was to kill yourself.
38:48Is that what you're saying?
38:58I have been a coward once.
39:03I will not be a coward again.
39:09I will
39:10live
39:11and I will
39:14remember.
39:20I see.
39:26Well, Mr. Goldschmidt
39:29obviously
39:29the gun
39:30will be held by us
39:31and destroyed.
39:36In view
39:37of what you've just told us
39:38I'm recommending
39:39you be bailed
39:40pending inquiries.
39:43Mr. Goldschmidt
39:47Take Mr. Goldschmidt
39:48back to CEO.
40:14Right, Paul.
40:15He's coming now.
40:16Paul.
40:18Paul.
40:20Paul.
40:22Right, George, you.
40:24I want you round the back.
40:26Right.
40:28Well,
40:29I'm going for a walk now
40:30and I might be some time.
40:42Well,
40:44what you're looking at me for?
40:45Your warrant.
40:46You sussed him out.
40:47And O'Dowd.
40:48O'Dowd isn't here.
40:50No,
40:50he's not silly, is he?
40:55Probably ain't there.
40:57Won't be.
40:57We go in mob-handed.
41:21Here we go.
41:26But we stick that pal.
41:33Steve!
41:35I was just about to do that.
41:40Harvey's?
41:40Where's Sergeant Lockliffe?
41:42He's out the office.
41:43He's got...
41:43I've had a complaint
41:44from the garage, Sergeant.
41:45Nothing about it.
41:46Car was damaged this morning.
41:48What happened?
41:50We arrested a Joseph Maxwell
41:51on possession of pot.
41:52He was bailed,
41:53but we had reason
41:54to go back to his house
41:55concerning another matter.
41:56To see a Mr. Zimmerman
41:57about deception case.
41:59That's when the accident happened.
42:00Car was parked outside.
42:02P.C. Chitty and P.C. Adams
42:03was away from it.
42:04I don't know who hit it, I suppose.
42:06Joseph Maxwell.
42:07Maxwell.
42:09The man we arrested for possession.
42:11So you got him
42:12for the accident then?
42:13No, not yet, sir.
42:14But we are looking for him
42:15because we want to talk to him
42:17about another matter as well.
42:18It seems Maxwell's mother
42:20was victim of the deception case
42:21and Maxwell made threatening remarks
42:23concerning Laurel and Hardy.
42:25Who?
42:26The builders.
42:27The deception case.
42:28See, when we was in...
42:30Yeah, yeah, forget it, love.
42:41You all right, Baker?
42:43How do you feel?
42:44The door and that
42:45is your 50 miles an hour.
42:47Oh, stop whinging!
42:48What's it, Karen?
42:59What's all this?
43:00It's got pigs in it.
43:01Pigs?
43:02Blow your own, Karen.
43:04I just did.
43:05Well, blow it again.
43:10Charming.
43:25What's the trouble?
43:26Oh, what's it look like?
43:27Like you're blocking the road.
43:28Go on.
43:37He's like a big yokel, isn't he?
43:42Come on, move it.
43:44Pigs, eh?
43:46Bright your mate, isn't he?
43:47What's your mouth?
43:50Police.
43:52Oh.
43:54I'll have it going in a sec.
43:58How many you got on board?
44:00What?
44:01Uh, about 50.
44:03About?
44:03You don't know?
44:05Yeah, 50.
44:06And where are you taking them?
44:07The slaughterhouse?
44:08My farm.
44:09Where?
44:12Kent!
44:13Get it seen to!
44:14I will, love, I will.
44:15Oi!
44:17So you're not going down the slaughterhouse, then?
44:20No.
44:21Well, they look fat enough for the slaughterhouse.
44:23I only drive them!
44:24Are you coming, Keith?
44:26Have you got the paperwork?
44:28Come on, Gav, we're holding up the traffic.
44:29Let's have a look.
44:31And your pig movement license.
44:32Pig movement license?
44:34Yeah.
44:36Big movement license?
44:38Yeah.
44:38You need one, see, if you're transporting swine.
44:40If you're going to the slaughterhouse, you don't need one.
44:43But you're taking them to a farm, you say?
44:45What farm?
44:46Where did they come from?
44:47Yeah.
44:49All right, Gav.
44:50Come on, Wurzel!
44:53Let's pull over there, shall we?
44:56What's happening?
44:58What's Keith doing?
45:01I think he's caught himself a rustler.
45:06Rustler?
45:09That's so help me, Skipper.
45:12I don't believe it.
45:13I just don't believe it.
45:15We've got drug dealers, muggers, rapists, murderers, thieves, conmen,
45:19and our rustlers.
45:21I wish I'd hung a boat to see that one.
45:27What's funny?
45:28Don't ask.
45:30I had the word, Skip.
45:32Right.
45:33You found dollar bills at Baker's house.
45:36Yo.
45:37Get them matched.
45:38Mr. Flight says he's ready now, Skip.
45:40Are we ready, Gerry?
45:42I should think so.
45:46Made out that accident report yet, Chitty?
45:48I'll just finish this, sir.
45:51Get it done and on my desk, sharpish.
45:53Right, Skip.
46:02Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
46:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
46:07oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
46:08Truckload of 50.
46:10Come in.
46:11Pigs.
46:13Oh, nice of you to be surprised.
46:17What's the problem?
46:18There's no problem.
46:19It's a bonus, really.
46:21Sit down.
46:23It's been on my arse all day.
46:26Would you like to?
46:28Pleasure.
46:31What's this all about?
46:33Roy White?
46:34Ah, Roy White.
46:36Nearly had him.
46:38He's downstairs now.
46:40You've arrested him?
46:41No.
46:43He has some information for the drug squad.
46:46Concerning one Connolly.
46:49Has he?
46:50Get on with it, Alan.
46:53Last December, some of our chaps were used for a surveillance job in London airport.
46:59And PCO Dow was one of those used.
47:02He recognized White this morning as a passenger on a flight with Connolly aboard.
47:07And because of White's behavior at the airport and the fact that he was peddling dope,
47:12O'Dowd investigated said White with the view in mind that White was connected with Connolly.
47:17You think Connolly pedals part in a pub?
47:21Come on.
47:22We thought it was very unlikely.
47:25Unless White was ripping Connolly off.
47:28And it seems he was.
47:29It's very dangerous for White.
47:32He's admitted he works for Connolly.
47:34As I said, he's downstairs.
47:37A very frightened man.
47:39Might be worth your while to have a word.
47:43Is that all, sir?
47:45I think so.
47:54Right then, Carriots, who's in the chair tonight, though?
47:56Hey, you thought you wouldn't let two ladies buy the drinks, would you?
47:59I'm going to sleep with the car and go to the room.
48:00Here!
48:03There's a bunch of bloody Zulus out there with whacking great knives.
48:07Talk about rocks drift.
48:09I think we need protection.
48:21I think we need protection.
49:31It's time that mom's on the game, we'll never stand at you, don't let go, you'll never kiss it, don't
49:37cry, don't cry, don't cry, don't cry.
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