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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E27 - The Phantom Family
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left our space pioneers under bombardment by alien missiles,
00:08unaware that they were all doomed to an incredible frozen fate.
00:15It seems to be okay.
00:17At least it'll keep whoever they are from getting too close to us.
00:19They're much too close for comfort now.
00:22In fact, I...
00:23You're what?
00:25Nothing.
00:26It's nothing.
00:30It's nothing.
01:04You all right?
01:06Looks like you're an extra target of opportunity for that barrage that's been hitting us.
01:22Is Dr. Smith hurt?
01:23No, I don't think so.
01:25Oh, poor Dr. Smith.
01:26He's the first one they've softened up, I guess.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Well, whatever it is, they're softening us up for.
01:31We're letting them know it isn't going to work.
01:34First thing tomorrow, we start straightening things up around here.
01:37Well, I hope they get the message.
01:47Hey, Grandpa, how would you like to help me with the laundry?
01:50Do I have a choice?
01:51Oh, come on.
01:52Give a little girl a big hand.
02:02Dad, this is Will.
02:03Come in, Dad.
02:05They must have left the chariot.
02:07Well, I'd better lock into their tape recorder.
02:11Dad, when you play this back, I think you'd better return to camp.
02:15Everyone's okay so far, but for the last three nights, we've been hit by some kind of electronic barrage.
02:20Don's taking good care of us, but I kind of feel that we need you and Mom here, too.
02:24I'm transmitting this from station number two.
02:26Over and out.
03:11I'm transmitting this from station number two.
03:43I'm transmitting this from station number two.
04:14I'm transmitting this from station number two.
04:36I've got to get back to the Jupiter.
04:42I wish everything's okay.
04:45Hey, Penny.
04:47Did you hear that explosion?
04:49Well, you must have heard it. It was loud enough to wake the dead.
04:52Are you sick or something?
04:55Done.
05:11You know, Don, I was sure that the barrage hit in this area.
05:14But before I could do anything, I got knocked out.
05:17Hey, you're not even listening to me, just like Penny.
05:21Oh, I know what it is.
05:23I shouldn't have gone to the transmission station without asking permission.
05:26Well, I'm sorry. I guess I do deserve the solid treatment for a little while.
05:46It is their force field energizer.
05:52Hi.
05:58Hi.
06:00I guess you're giving me the solid treatment, too.
06:04Oh, please, say something to me, Judy.
06:06Gosh, you're acting like you don't even know who I am.
06:09I told Don I was sorry.
06:11Let's forget it.
06:13I'm hungry. What's for dinner?
06:26Smells like chicken.
06:27Oh, it's hot.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36Didn't that burn your fingers?
06:46I hope you don't expect me to eat this.
06:49When food is prepared, it must be eaten.
06:52This must be some kind of a joke.
06:54Sure, that's what it is, a joke.
06:56Yeah, Penny acting kooky, then Don giving me the business, and now you.
07:00Well, I didn't do anything that bad.
07:03Anyway, nothing's bad enough to deserve this.
07:06You talk a great deal for one so young.
07:09Yeah?
07:10Well, if you don't like it, maybe I just won't talk at all until you're ready to come around.
07:16Well, Dr. Smith!
07:20Maybe you can tell me what this is all about.
07:27I've had enough of this. I'll come back when the joke's over.
07:43My name is... what is my name?
07:47Your name is Dr. Smith.
07:49My name is Dr. Smith.
07:52I am Judy Robinson.
07:54I have a sister. Her name is Penny.
07:58My name is Penny.
07:59You are Dr. Smith. You must learn. We all must learn.
08:03We all must learn. My name is...
08:07Tell me my name.
08:09You are Dr. Smith. Do not forget that.
08:11Yes.
08:23I cannot open it.
08:31You have learned well.
08:34Thank you, Dr. Smith.
08:37I am Judy Robinson. You are Dr. Smith.
08:40I am Dr. Smith.
08:57He is defective. He must be replaced.
09:01He must be replaced. He must be replaced.
09:04He can't be replaced. There's no time.
09:07He must be replaced.
09:09Now go back and learn.
09:10Learn.
09:12Learn.
09:14Learn.
09:15Learn.
09:15Learn.
09:21Turn and walk.
09:32Prepare the bed.
09:46The bed. The bed. The bed.
09:54You are defective. You've been miswired. Come back.
10:01However, it is too late to replace you.
10:05Now, prepare the bed and lie down.
10:23No.
10:25No.
10:27No.
10:29Start again.
10:31No.
10:34No.
10:40Robot.
10:42I hope they didn't banish him just because he's a friend of mine.
10:46Robot!
10:51Robot!
10:55Gosh!
10:56What happened to you?
10:57Who did this?
10:59Uh...
11:00They practically wrecked you.
11:02Why didn't they tell me about it?
11:07Can you talk now?
11:09Try and tell me what happened.
11:10We were attacked by a barrage of... of...
11:13I know.
11:14I heard it.
11:14But when I got back to the Jupiter, everything seemed open.
11:17Okay, except everybody was acting kind of peculiar, unless there's something wrong with me.
11:21There is nothing wrong with you, Will Robinson, but there is much wrong with the others.
11:26They are kind of overdoing it.
11:28They are doing what they were instructed to do, Will Robinson.
11:31Instructed?
11:32What are you talking about?
11:33By whom?
11:33I do not have sufficient data to answer your questions.
11:37However, you must be prepared for a shock.
11:41Are you prepared?
11:42Yeah, I guess so.
11:44You and I are the only survivors.
11:46Survivors?
11:47No, the others are at the ship.
11:49There's Don, Dr. Smith, Judy...
11:51Correction.
11:51The others are not members of your family.
11:54What?
11:54They are impostors.
11:56Impostors?
11:57They are mechanical facsimiles.
11:59Their appearance is human, but their components are humanoid.
12:04So that's what was wrong with them.
12:05Your sister Penny is a humanoid and mechanical counterpart of the real Penny, just like all the others.
12:12What happened to the real ones? Where are they?
12:16I do not know, Will Robinson.
12:18Well, they couldn't have just disappeared into thin air.
12:20We've got to go find them.
12:22All right, you can lean on me if you don't think you can make it.
12:26Uh...
12:27Uh...
12:28Uh...
12:30Uh...
12:30Uh, thank you.
12:31Well, I will try not to be too much of a burden.
12:34All right, never mind about that.
12:36Now let's go.
12:42Uh...
12:47Robert, help me!
12:49Help me!
12:53Looks like we're trapped.
12:55Trapped! Trapped! Trapped! Trapped!
12:59Yeah!
13:01Robot!
13:02Who said that?
13:03That was the echo of your voice.
13:06What is there?
13:07That is a question which I cannot answer.
13:10Cannot answer!
13:12Cannot answer!
13:14Cannot answer!
13:15The voice is coming from over there.
13:16Let's go.
13:27I think it's some kind of a control system.
13:30Or attack system.
13:31It is both.
13:33It controls and attacks.
13:35Where are you?
13:37Show yourself, whoever you are.
13:39I am here.
13:40You must wait.
13:43I just want to find my family.
13:45What have you done to them?
13:46Have you not seen the occupants of the Jupiter 2?
13:50Sure I have.
13:51But that's not my family.
13:53They're fades.
13:56Robot, are you all right?
13:58Uh...
13:59I am fading fast, Will Robertson.
14:02Fading.
14:04Fading.
14:06You wrecked him again!
14:15Looks like I'm the only survivor now.
14:30Boy, you really got clobbered this time.
14:34Maybe if I could find some way out of here, I could make my way back to the ship and
14:37get some spare parts.
14:39Will Robinson.
14:43There is no way out.
14:51Unless I choose to provide it.
14:53Then you'd better provide it.
14:56And if you know what's happened to my sisters, Major West and Dr. Smith, you'd better tell me about that,
15:00too.
15:01They are here.
15:02Come.
15:12I think you'd better stop playing games and tell me what this is all about.
15:16They're not my family. I know they're not.
15:18They're some kind of mechanical facsimiles or something.
15:21And just because you can see them on your screen doesn't make them real.
15:24I do more than see them. I control them.
15:27I don't care what you do with them.
15:29I just want to know what you've done with my real family.
15:31They have been duplicated. My duplicates are doing very well under my guidance, as you will see.
15:39Here is the lazy one.
15:49Converse with them, Smith.
15:58You have learned to grow things.
16:00We have learned to grow food.
16:02I will learn to eat the food you grow.
16:09It has no taste.
16:13This is tastier, very appetizing.
16:15I will analyze it to see whether it has the correct proportion of vitamins and minerals.
16:20They are good for health.
16:22I am interested in good health.
16:23Is anyone in bad health today?
16:26Broken bones, anyone?
16:28Cuts and bruises, anyone?
16:30That is good.
16:31Good health is good.
16:39If you're controlling them from here, well, I think it's pretty mediocre.
16:43Judy would never talk like that.
16:44And as for Dr. Smith, he's just a laugh.
16:47Do not mock my work.
16:48It is a magnificent effort.
16:50It was vital to my people that it be tried.
16:53Why?
16:54My people are dying out for lack of the will to survive.
16:58My observations have shown me how your family has learned to survive.
17:03My duplicates will inspire our people to survive, not to perish.
17:09Well, your duplicates will have to do a lot better than that.
17:12Why couldn't you have waited until my father returned?
17:14He would have given you all the advice you needed.
17:16I prefer to use methods of my own.
17:19I do not trust others.
17:20I waited for your father to be absent.
17:22He is no more to be trusted than the rest of the members of your family.
17:25What have you done with them? Where are they?
17:32Perhaps the daisy will tell.
17:36Take it.
17:40Immersed it.
17:48Why don't you answer me?
17:53Gosh, it was frozen.
17:55Huh?
18:05Penny! Penny!
18:07It's Don!
18:09Don!
18:11Judy, can't you hear me?
18:13Judy!
18:14Dr. Smith!
18:16They can neither hear you nor answer you.
18:21Please, let them out. They'll help you. They'll do anything you ask. But please, let them out!
18:26It is impossible. If I were to release them, their duplicates would be destroyed.
18:30When duplicates are confronted by their real identities, they return to the cosmic dust from which they were formed.
18:36But your duplicates will never be able to do what you want them to. They just don't have what it
18:40takes.
18:41But you do.
18:43But I'm not one of your duplicates! I'm real!
18:46Precisely.
18:47Your family will be returned to you on one condition.
18:50You will teach my duplicates to be exactly like your family within 24 hours.
18:57But that's impossible! It's not enough time!
19:01They cannot survive after that time.
19:07You mean they'll die?
19:09Unfortunate, but true.
19:11However, at the moment, they are completely safe and well.
19:15Well, I'll do the best I can.
19:17But how do I know I can trust you? If you release my family, your duplicates will be destroyed.
19:21I shall see to it that there is no direct confrontation between your originals and my duplicates.
19:28I don't know.
19:30Lemnock would not betray one who helps restore his people's will to survive.
19:38All right, but I'll need the robot and it'll take me a while to repair him.
19:41I have already repaired him for you.
19:44Remember, I shall be watching you from my control station.
19:48I guess that means you don't trust me.
19:50You are wasting their time.
19:53Go!
20:02Come on, robot.
20:11Come on, robot.
20:31How you manage this and why isn't important now.
20:34Just let them out.
20:35According to my information, you are the pilot of the Jupiter, correct?
20:41What about it?
20:42If you are interested in your survival, I have a proposal for you.
20:46Brief my people on its operation and you will go free.
20:52What about them?
20:53I am not interested in them, only in you.
20:55No deal.
20:56Strange that you should have no desire to survive.
21:00Oh, I have.
21:01But not in your terms.
21:09Fool, return to your cell.
21:28Come on.
21:31We will be.
21:32We will be.
21:32Report barometric pressure.
21:35Barometric pressure.
21:3627.9 and falling.
21:40That is correct.
21:41Report weather conditions.
21:42Oh, dear. Bad weather for colds and coughs is on the way.
21:46You must wear warm clothes, keep your feet dry, and drink plenty of liquids.
21:51That is not a meteorological forecast.
21:53I am not a meteorologist. My name is Dr. Smith. Let him be the meteorologist.
21:59There is an intense storm front moving at high velocity within the angle of vectors D and F.
22:05That means it may be heading this way. We must get ready for it.
22:08I must prepare blankets, first aid equipment, and shelter for the victims.
22:13Correction. To prepare for a storm, everything must be tied down.
22:17Everything must be tied down.
22:18Everything must be tied down.
22:25That includes you.
22:35I am burned. I have sustained shock.
22:37I must give myself first aid treatment.
22:41It will not be necessary. You are not human. Had you been human, you would have died.
22:46I must be ready to help.
22:48Dr. Smith never helps anyone but himself.
22:52Is that so? What else does Dr. Smith do?
22:55The real Dr. Smith never wants to do anything except cause trouble.
23:00Then I will cause trouble. How does Dr. Smith cause trouble?
23:04By ducking his share of work.
23:05I would like to meet him. Can you introduce him to me?
23:09It is not possible.
23:11Very well. Then I will do the best I can on my own.
23:17Like the real Dr. Smith, that is precisely what we need.
23:48I am helping you, Will Robinson.
23:50I am teaching them how to keep up their morale.
23:52In times of extreme danger.
23:54In times of extreme danger, we will sing.
23:56We will not be afraid.
23:58Good. Good.
24:00That is what we need.
24:02I hope it satisfies Lemnock.
24:04But there's one thing I think you should know.
24:06That sometimes it's good to be afraid.
24:08Otherwise...
24:09Comic store!
24:11Oh, no power! Hang on!
24:14Hang on, Will Robinson.
24:16Get inside!
24:17Come out of the store!
24:21Oh, no!
24:23You'll never let them go.
24:25I failed!
24:27I failed!
24:29I failed!
24:32It's all over.
24:36You don't have to hang on anymore.
24:39What is all over?
24:41How can I tell you if you went through all that without knowing what it was?
24:44I'm willing to learn.
24:46You can't learn what you can't feel.
24:48And even if you could, it would take too much time.
24:50And I've only got a few hours left.
24:53Well, Robot, let's go see what happened to them.
24:57Affirmative.
25:05Do you think they're dead, Robot?
25:07They are duplicates, Will Robinson.
25:09Which means they have never actually lived.
25:13Therefore, they cannot die.
25:16However, it is possible that their mechanisms can be repaired.
25:19I wouldn't know where to start.
25:21As a robot, I have a certain affinity with mechanisms.
25:24I will instruct you.
25:25First, straighten their arms and legs.
25:54Now what do I do?
25:55Complicated mechanisms frequently become jammed after a sudden shock.
26:00This can often be rectified by a moderate thump.
26:04As one does to start a stubborn watch which has been wound too tightly.
26:09You mean I gotta sock them?
26:10Thump them, but not too hard.
26:13Here goes.
26:22I believe I have an aching back.
26:24I have learned my lesson well.
26:26If you really do have an aching back, then you have, Dr. Smith.
26:31Do you have more things to teach us?
26:33Do I?
26:33Especially when you don't know enough to come in out of the rain.
26:36Rain?
26:37Okay, cosmic storm.
26:38It's the same difference.
26:41If I'm ever going to see my real family again, I'm going to have to give you fellas a crash
26:45course.
26:45Crash course.
26:47Yeah.
26:47Let's go.
26:59Now, the most important thing you have to learn is not to sit around like a bunch of dummies.
27:05What I mean is, you can't act helpless.
27:08When you're attacked, you have to protect yourself.
27:10You have to fight back.
27:16Is it correct?
27:17For the others, yes.
27:18For you, no.
27:20You have to stand around moaning and groaning like it's the end of the world.
27:23Moan and groan.
27:25Yes.
27:26Oh, dear, what's to become of me?
27:28Oh, dear, what's to become of me?
27:30That's pretty good.
27:31Sit.
27:35Now, do you think you can remember what I've taught you?
27:39All right.
27:40Let's have a practical demonstration.
27:42When I say that we're being attacked by hostile aliens and monsters, you'll do what I've told you.
27:48Now, do you think you can do it?
27:52All right.
27:53We're being attacked.
27:56Judy, take Penny below.
27:58Come, Penny.
27:59I will break up the guns.
28:02It is the end of the world.
28:04Oh, dear, what's to become of me?
28:14Activate the force field.
28:16Must I?
28:17I am afraid.
28:20Activate the force field.
28:25Now, we are ready for them.
28:27That was very good.
28:31What is the next lesson?
28:33Well, I've taught you just about everything I know.
28:36I sure hope it satisfies Lemnock.
28:39Lemnock?
28:40Your boss.
28:41Boss?
28:43Lemnock, the one who put you here.
28:44I do not know him.
28:46I know only you.
28:47Warning, warning.
28:48What is it?
28:49It is Lemnock.
28:50He is here.
28:52All right.
28:54Stand guard, robot.
29:02I guess you've come to check up on me.
29:04From the little that I was able to observe, you did quite well.
29:08But there was some interference which prevented me from seeing more.
29:12Well, that must have been the cosmic storm.
29:15They didn't do too good on that, but they'll do better if there's ever one on your planet.
29:19Are my sisters, Major West and Dr. Smith, okay?
29:22Their condition is good.
29:25Now, I would like to see my duplicates to see what progress you have made.
29:30You see, Mr. Lemnock, I've done the best I could with them, but they still need a little bit of
29:34practice.
29:35And if they're not exactly what you expected them to be, I still hope you keep your end of the
29:39bargain.
29:39We shall see, we shall see.
29:54Put the gun away.
29:55This is your boss, Mr. Lemnock.
29:57No, he is a hostile alien.
29:59Seize him.
30:00Seize him.
30:06You have taught them how to be aggressive.
30:09Excellent.
30:10Release me.
30:12You are under arrest.
30:14But I am Lemnock.
30:16You are a hostile alien.
30:18You are the enemy.
30:19You must die.
30:20But I created you.
30:22Without me, you are nothing but dust.
30:26Order them to release me.
30:27I thought you controlled them.
30:30Temporarily.
30:30They are attuned to you.
30:32If you do not order them to let me go, you will not see your sisters and friends again.
30:37We are his friends.
30:38Yes, indeed, we are his sisters and his friends.
30:42Boo!
30:43Boo!
30:43You have not taught this one to be anything but a coward.
30:48That's Dr. Smith all over.
30:50I have learned the lesson well.
30:51I am the bravest coward that ever was, am I not?
30:54Just about.
30:56Mr. Lemnock, I'd like to order them to release you.
30:58But as you can see, I don't trust you any more than you trusted me.
31:01Now, if you want to go free, you're going to have to release my family right now.
31:12They will be released.
31:14You will find them waiting for you at my control station.
31:18All right.
31:19To make sure of that, you'll stay under arrest until I get back.
31:21Make sure he doesn't get away.
31:23We will make sure he does not get away.
31:25Good.
31:26Good.
31:26Good.
31:32Good.
31:33We have learned everything, Master.
31:34What is your wish?
31:36Get the others.
31:58Oh, you are not much used to me in your present condition, but I am just like Dr. Smith.
32:05I have backaches.
32:06I have cold.
32:06Do I even know how to get off the hook?
32:09Have you been taught how to navigate their ship?
32:12But that is hard work.
32:13Dr. Smith would never do that except under pressure.
32:17You may be useful to us after all.
32:20I may be useful to us after all.
32:23Yes, Master.
32:24Yes, Master.
32:24Yes, Master.
32:25Yes, Master.
32:28Darn!
32:28Judy!
32:37I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.
32:42Woo!
32:45You are all for real, I guess.
32:47Why should you doubt that?
32:48I'll tell you about that on the way to the ship.
32:58Well, at least they don't seem to have done any damage.
33:02Say, you look like you've seen a ghost.
33:03You're not too wrong.
33:05That's not Dr. Smith.
33:06That's his duplicate.
33:08Are you sure?
33:09I'm positive.
33:11Oh, I don't know, Will.
33:12It looks like our Dr. Smith to me.
33:14Sleeping as usual.
33:16Well, if you're doubtful, Don, just ask the robot.
33:18It was he who alerted me to the other duplicates in the first place.
33:22Well, if that's the case, then our Dr. Smith is still in the state of suspended animation,
33:25right?
33:27You know, come to think of it, that's not such a bad idea.
33:29Don, you don't understand.
33:31If he's not revived in a couple of hours, he'll be dead.
33:33Now, we've got to get him out of there.
33:37It's Mom and Dad.
33:37They're back.
33:51Oh, are we glad you're back.
33:54Oh, so were we at the clip we were traveling.
33:57We started back as soon as we got your message.
33:59Is everything all right?
34:01Well, sort of.
34:03Say, what about that barrage?
34:05The barrage was only for openers.
34:07Let's go inside the ship.
34:08I'll tell you about the rest of it.
34:09Oh, wait a minute.
34:10What, uh, what's Smith doing here?
34:12That's part of what I have to tell you about.
34:14Shh.
34:14He is catching 80 winks.
34:17Forty with each eye.
34:18Right, robot.
34:19We'll tell you, Dad, but not in front of Dr. Smith.
34:23Okay.
34:31I could take you with me as a living specimen.
34:34But, on the other hand, one of you is quite enough.
34:38Yours is numbered, I'm afraid.
34:58Deactivate that robot.
35:00Pull his power pack.
35:10Now go.
35:12Learn all that you can about their ship.
35:25We've got to find a way of blasting through to the control chamber without any...
35:30I see you are all busy with your work.
35:32Work is such a helpful pursuit for those who like work.
35:35I do not, as I'm sure you know, you know, you know, you know, you know.
35:39Deactivated the robot.
35:39Correct me if I am wrong.
35:41But these, I believe, are your thruster controls, your linear accelerator, astrogator, gyro.
35:47I think I could fly this vehicle all alone.
35:49Isn't that nice?
35:50You'll never fly it.
35:51No will anyone else but ourselves.
35:53We know you're not one of us.
35:55So you can go back to Lannock and tell him that we're on to his game.
35:58Go back.
35:59I cannot go back.
36:00I have my orders.
36:01I must carry them out.
36:02I cannot leave without permission.
36:04In that case, we'll take you by force.
36:05No.
36:06Oh, no.
36:09Oh, dear.
36:11Why wasn't I taught to act aggressive like the others?
36:14I am so frightened.
36:15Lannock told me that duplicates can't live in the presence of those they copy.
36:19Do you call that living?
36:21The robot and I taught him to act like Dr. Smith.
36:23It's my fault he's the way he is, I guess.
36:26Let's get some blasting equipment and go up there.
36:28Here.
36:29Activate the robot.
36:30Bring him in here in case he gives you any trouble.
36:31All right.
36:32I'll help you get ready.
36:33Now, cut that out.
36:35Now, go stand in that corner.
36:37I am only trying to complete my assignment.
36:40You're so much like Dr. Smith, I could almost like you.
36:43But you'd better do as I say.
36:44Now, move.
36:46Do as you say.
36:47I must do as you say.
36:48Do as you say.
36:49Do as you say.
36:50Do as you say.
36:58Come in.
37:00Come in.
37:05Oh, Professor.
37:07Major.
37:08Welcome back.
37:10You had no trouble getting in?
37:12None at all.
37:14Visitors are always welcome.
37:16We've come for Dr. Smith.
37:18Where is he?
37:19Quite comfortable, I believe.
37:20In his cryogenous abode.
37:23We want him back and we want him back now, before it's too late.
37:26Why would you want so ineffectual an individual among you?
37:30He is utterly useless.
37:32That would be our problem, wouldn't it?
37:33And you still want him back?
37:36We do.
37:37I was counting on that.
37:39And what's that supposed to mean?
37:41You have been of much help to my people.
37:44I have already sent the duplicates on their way to help my people survive.
37:49But a symbol of survival would help them even more.
37:53What do you mean, symbol?
37:54Your vehicle.
37:55The Jupiter.
37:57I can see it now, with the duplicate Smith at the controls arriving at our planet.
38:03What a stimulus it will be to our creativity, to our future as a people.
38:08Do you have any idea how long we'd last without a ship?
38:11You have a magnificent instinct for survival you would manage.
38:15The answer is no.
38:17And we still want Smith back.
38:19Only in exchange for your ship.
38:41To me.
38:42Turn away.
38:43Release it!
39:10It would have been quite simple to have put you both alongside your precious Dr. Smith,
39:15but I prefer to give you both a chance to think things over.
39:19You have a little less than one hour, I believe.
39:22I believe you heard me quite clearly.
39:25A little less than one hour, if you wish to save him.
39:58He wouldn't let him go, I know.
40:00Yes, he said he'd release him on just one condition.
40:03What was that?
40:05That we'd let him have the Jupiter, too.
40:08Say, you see, son, it was a question of our survival of Smith's.
40:11There was nothing we could do.
40:14Come on, let's turn in.
40:15I think I'll stay out here for a while, Dad.
40:19All right, don't be too long, though.
40:23Have you no sympathy for my aching back?
40:26None.
40:28I feel a cold coming on.
40:31Try not to sneeze.
40:33Your mechanism might come loose.
40:35You're excused, robot.
40:36Affirmative.
40:43He was very obstinate.
40:44He even refused to let me sit down.
40:48Duplicates don't get tired.
40:50Perhaps not.
40:51But I like to act as if I were.
40:54Now, let me see.
40:55I still have to learn a little about the propulsion unit.
40:59You're not going to learn anything around here anymore.
41:01But what about my orders?
41:03Your orders are cancelled.
41:05By the master?
41:06By me.
41:07Oh, dear.
41:09Lemnock will be very angry with me.
41:13He will probably want to do away with me.
41:16Oh, the pain, the pain, the pain, the pain, the pain.
41:18Stop acting like Dr. Smith.
41:20You're not Dr. Smith.
41:21You never were and you never will be.
41:23I'm sorry I ever taught you anything.
41:25You're just a bunch of cosmic dust.
41:28Cosmic dust.
41:30After all, I have learned.
41:34I'm sorry.
41:35I shouldn't have called you that.
41:37You are pretty smart.
41:38And I guess I could have taught you to be just like my dad instead of Dr. Smith.
41:42Except you don't look like my dad.
41:44But I love being like Dr. Smith.
41:48Well, if it's any satisfaction to you, you'll be happy to know that there won't be a Dr. Smith around
41:52here much longer.
41:53You'll be the only one and you're not going to be here very long.
41:56But while I am here, can't I be like the real Dr. Smith to you?
42:03Can't I be your friend?
42:07No.
42:21Cosmic dust.
42:22Cosmic dust.
42:23Cosmic dust.
42:23Cosmic dust.
42:24Cosmic dust.
42:24Cosmic dust.
42:25Cosmic dust.
42:25Cosmic dust.
42:25Cosmic dust.
42:26Cosmic dust.
42:36Cosmic dust.
42:36What are you doing here? I gave you no order.
42:44True, master. I came here of my own free will.
42:50Ridiculous. In my presence, you have no free will.
42:54Have you learned all there is to learn about their vehicle?
42:57No, master. Actually, I have forgotten all that I did learn.
43:04What? I could send you back to the dust you came from for this.
43:09Go ahead. What did you say?
43:11I said, go ahead.
43:14Let's be reasonable about this, Smith. Maybe I have been a little too hard on you.
43:19Would you like a little more time, a few special privileges?
43:23Special privileges? Will you let the real Dr. Smith go?
43:30Are you out of your mind?
43:32No, master. I am out of your mind. Will you let him go?
43:39No. In a few minutes. It will be too late. He will be gone.
43:48Come back here. At once.
43:53Do you hear?
43:56Dust! You will turn to dust!
44:09Go back to your little friend, Dr. Smith.
44:13Much as I would like to take your place, I know it could never be.
44:40Come back, I say!
44:42Come back, I say!
44:58I should have listened to the void. More can be achieved through friendship than by fear. Now it is too
45:07late.
45:14I don't know where he is, Dad. We had a quarrel and I insulted him. It really doesn't matter, does
45:19it?
45:20I'm working on the railroad.
45:22Oh, my dear friends, how glad I am to see you. Now, please excuse me. I must be off about
45:27my business.
45:27Wait a minute.
45:29What are you doing?
45:31It's Dr. Smith, all right. Are you sure?
45:34Well, of course I'm Dr. Smith. Who did you think I was? Some sort of unreasonable facsimile?
45:38Well, it could happen.
45:39Yes, but for once I must say, we're all delighted to see you.
45:42Indeed, and so you should be.
45:44There have been moments when I prefer the other Dr. Smith. He was nice and polite.
45:49Other Dr. Smith? Well, that's impossible, you ludicrous lump. There can only be one, Dr. Zachary Smith, and I am
45:55he.
46:04Dear, I'm not getting any reaction. Hand me the XYZ formula, please.
46:10Well, don't just stand there, you nickel-plated nincompoop. Get a move on.
46:13It is impossible to do as you ask, because I do not understand what you want.
46:18This is the XYZ formula.
46:20It is? Strange. I thought it was the MQW formula.
46:24A fat lot of help, you are.
46:29How's your experiment coming along, Dr. Smith?
46:31Quite nicely, my dear. Success is almost within my grasp.
46:34What are you trying to make here, Doctor? A new kind of chicken soup?
46:38Spare me the people jokes, Major. They are typical of your crude humor.
46:42However, if you must know, I have invented a new type of rocket fuel for the Jupiter II.
46:47Really? Well, we could sure use it, but without deutronium it can't work. And we don't have any.
46:53There is enough deutronium here to get us to Earth and back, if necessary.
46:58I've never seen it in liquid form before.
47:00A scientific breakthrough of my own, Professor.
47:03Discovered with the help of his brilliant assistant.
47:06Silence, you bungler. Yes. I have accomplished the impossible.
47:12I have discovered a way to get us off this unhappy and unhealthy planet.
47:17Uh, Dr. Smith, uh, before we go placing a laurel reef upon your noble brow, I've got a question.
47:22You always have, Major.
47:23Well, we've been trying for months to get off of this planet.
47:26Why didn't you dream up this rocket fuel before?
47:29The answer is quite simple. I had not yet reached the depths of despair.
47:33When a man is driven to the limits of his endurance, he must act or perish.
47:38When will your experiment be completed, Dr. Smith?
47:41One final simple step and I am ready.
47:46This I've got to see.
47:47Now then, we are ready to test our new fuel formula.
47:51And, uh, I will add the liquid plutonium to this engine.
47:57Well, it seems that your experiment isn't working, Doctor.
48:02Look!
48:03Warning! Extreme danger! Explosion imminent!
48:08Everybody run!
48:22Step one!
48:25Hey, Mr. Smith!
48:30Look!
48:32Anyone know what you are doing?
48:51We Pete.
49:06¶¶
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