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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E28 The Mechanical Men
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Dr. Smith experimenting with the invention of a new space
00:07fuel, unaware that an army of tiny mechanical monsters was even then preparing to invade
00:13their lonely world.
00:15Dear, I'm not getting any reaction.
00:17Hand me the XYZ formula, please.
00:21Well, don't just stand there, you nickel-plated nincompoop.
00:23Get a move on.
00:24It is impossible to do as you ask, because I do not understand what you want.
00:28This is the XYZ formula.
00:31It is? Strange. I thought it was the MQW formula.
00:35A fat lot of help, you are.
00:40How's your experiment coming along, Dr. Smith?
00:42Quite nicely, my dear. Success is almost within my grasp.
00:45What are you trying to make here, Doctor? A new kind of chicken soup?
00:49Spare me the people jokes, Major. They are typical of your crude humor.
00:53However, if you must know, I have invented a new type of rocket fuel for the Jupiter II.
00:58Really?
00:59Well, we can sure use it, but without deuteronium, it can't work.
01:02And we don't have any.
01:04There is enough deuteronium here to get us to Earth and back, if necessary.
01:09I've never seen it in liquid form before.
01:11A scientific breakthrough of my own, Professor.
01:14Discovered with the help of his brilliant assistant.
01:17Silence, you bungler.
01:19Yes, I have accomplished the impossible.
01:23I have discovered a way to get us off this unhappy and unhealthy planet.
01:28Dr. Smith, before we go placing the laurel reef upon your noble brow, I've got a question.
01:33You always have, Major.
01:34Well, we've been trying for months to get off of this planet.
01:37Why didn't you dream up this rocket fuel before?
01:40The answer is quite simple.
01:41I had not yet reached the depths of despair.
01:44When a man is driven to the limits of his endurance, he must act or perish.
01:49When will your experiment be completed, Dr. Smith?
01:52One final simple step and I'm ready.
01:56This I've got to say.
01:58Now then, we are ready to test our new fuel formula.
02:02I will add the liquid deuteronium to this engine.
02:08Well, it seems that your experiment isn't working, Doctor.
02:13Look!
02:14Warning! Extreme danger!
02:17Explosion imminent!
02:18Now it can't be!
02:19Everybody, start!
02:30Are you all right?
02:31I should have known better.
02:32Disaster's inevitable when Smith's involved.
02:33Yeah, where is he?
02:36There must have been a slight error in my calculations.
02:38You could have killed us all.
02:40I'm terribly sorry, Professor.
02:41I really am.
02:42Yes, you always are, after the damage is done.
02:44Surely you're not going to hold me responsible for what occurred?
02:47Of course I hold you responsible.
02:49You risk the injury of everyone here,
02:50plus the fact that you destroyed a great deal of valuable equipment.
02:53But my efforts were for the benefit of all.
02:55Just because I experienced some slight failure?
02:57Dr. Smith, as of now, there's a new policy in effect here.
03:01You are not to try to help us in any way.
03:03But I tell you, my new formula will work.
03:05All it needs is a minor adjustment.
03:07Oh, you'll get us off this planet, all right, Smith.
03:09You'll blow us off.
03:10Very well.
03:11Deny my genius.
03:12The loss is your own.
03:14You, sir.
03:15Come and be.
03:16I have resigned as your assistant.
03:18You are unsure, unsafe, and unsound.
03:21You traitor.
03:24Poor Dr. Smith.
03:26You know, he really did mean well.
03:27I'm sure he did.
03:28The problem is, how does one survive his good intentions?
03:31Indeed and indeed.
03:34Indeed.
03:35How dare they treat me in that fashion?
03:37A man of my quality and erudition.
03:40Indeed.
03:41Anyone can have an accident.
03:43There is absolutely no reason to carry on so.
03:45A most trying experience.
03:48My back is a disaster area as a result.
03:52I'm completely exhausted.
03:54Perhaps a little rest is indicated.
03:57It might make a new man of me.
03:58I doubt it.
03:59But it might.
04:00I'll try.
04:02I'll get a pillow for myself.
04:04Indeed.
04:05Indeed.
04:06There we are.
04:08Oh, dear.
04:10Yes.
04:11Now then.
04:12Oh, yes.
04:14Oh, yes.
04:15This is bound to help me.
04:17Oh, yes.
04:18Really.
04:19They are all wrong.
04:21All wrong.
04:22My new formula is bound to be a great success.
04:26It's just a matter of time.
04:29My new formula.
04:35My new formula.
04:38Brilliant, brilliant success.
04:41How dare they?
04:43Absolutely brilliant as that.
04:49Oh, good heavens.
04:51I must have been asleep for hours.
04:53I do hope I haven't missed dinner.
04:57What is this?
05:00What is this?
05:01What are you doing?
05:02Where are you?
05:04What is this?
05:05Why are you tightening up?
05:06I'm a prisoner.
05:07What do you plan to do?
05:09Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
05:29What do you plan to do?
05:49¶¶
06:19All right, Will and Penny. Come on, now. It's time for bed.
06:21Oh, Mom, we just can't go to sleep. Not until Dad and Don get back.
06:25Well, that may not be for some time. Come on, now. Off you go.
06:28Well, how do we know if they've found Dr. Smith?
06:29You'll see him in the morning at breakfast.
06:32That's right. Dr. Smith may miss one meal, but never two.
06:35I think he probably stayed away just to worry us and to teach us a lesson.
06:39The fault is mine. In his time of need, Dr. Smith appealed to me.
06:43I refuse to accompany him.
06:45No, Dr. Smith is to blame.
06:47He's behaving like a spoiled child.
06:50Hi.
06:52You didn't find him.
06:53That's right, son, but I'm sure he's all right.
06:55Yeah, Smith's trying to be cute, Will.
06:57While we were looking for him, he was following behind us.
06:59He was out in the bushes. Every time we called his name, he just ran away.
07:02Really?
07:03Yeah.
07:03Well, as far as I'm concerned, he can stay out there forever.
07:06We could all use a little peace and quiet around here.
07:16I'll just give you one guess what that was.
07:22Now it's the force field machine.
07:23Oh, dear.
07:24What a mess. It'll take us weeks to get it operational again.
07:26I want to get my hands on Smith.
07:28Well, you don't think he's responsible for this, do you?
07:30Who else could it be?
07:31He probably used that fuel formula for an explosive.
07:34Oh, he's done some bad things in the past, but it's hard to believe he would go this far.
07:38How can you say that, Judy?
07:39You know Smith would go to any lengths to prove a point.
07:41All right, the damage is done. There's not much we can do now.
07:43Well, if Smith has any sense at all, he'll stay away from this camp for a long, long time.
07:48I don't think he did it.
07:49A man is innocent until proved guilty. Right, Dad?
07:52Oh, that's right, son.
07:53But considering the good doctor's past record, I find it difficult to think of him as anything but guilty.
07:58Well, look, I think we can discuss this in the morning.
08:00Right now, I think we'd better all get to bed.
08:02You're right, darling. Tomorrow's another day.
08:04All right, let's turn in.
08:05Yeah.
08:07Yeah.
08:15Oh, please. Please let me go.
08:18I'm just a harmless earth person.
08:19You've obviously made a mistake.
08:22Well, don't just stand there looking at me.
08:24Say something.
08:25Now!
08:28Oh, my dear, sir.
08:30You must be the leader of these charming little machines.
08:35Permit me to introduce myself.
08:37I am Dr. Zachary Smith, and I'm delighted to make your acquaintance.
08:40There is no need to tell me anything about yourself, Dr. Smith.
08:44I have computed your capabilities and am familiar with everything pertaining to you.
08:49Then you must realize that I am afraid.
08:51Liar!
08:52My censors tell me you speak only out of fear.
08:55You are both repelled and horrified by our appearance.
08:59Certainly not, dear sir.
09:01I think you look charming.
09:04I'll do anything you want.
09:05Only please don't harm me.
09:07What a sickening creature you are.
09:09You are devious, garful, and power-hungry.
09:12I should do away with you.
09:15The galaxy would be a better place for it.
09:18Do?
09:18Do away with me?
09:20Unfortunately, you are valuable to us.
09:23Indeed I am.
09:24I can be of great help to you.
09:26I can...
09:27I can keep your metal polished and oiled.
09:30You have no idea how quickly one can rust on this damp and clammy planet.
09:35We are all corrosive-resistant and self-oiling.
09:39I see.
09:40Well, there must surely be other things that I can do.
09:43Oh, forgive me for mentioning it, but you are quite small, and I could...
09:46Silence, you cowardly weakling.
09:48Yes.
09:49Yes.
09:50I will be silent.
09:51What we lack in size is well compensated for, by our power and superior intelligence.
09:57In comparison, you are a physical and mental pygmy.
10:00Do you agree?
10:03Oh, yes, sir.
10:04Indeed I do.
10:06I mean, indeed I do.
10:07Very well.
10:08The matter is settled.
10:10Excuse me, dear sir, but could you kindly tell me for what purpose I'm being held?
10:16When the time arrives, you will know.
10:21Yes.
10:22And not be warned.
10:26Oh, dear.
10:29I don't like it here.
10:30I'm frightened.
10:32You wouldn't harm me, would you?
10:33I'm really a very nice person when you get to know me.
10:36Oh, please.
10:37I don't like it here.
10:41I just don't believe it.
10:43Dr. Smith wouldn't do such a thing.
10:45I also find it hard to believe, Will Robinson.
10:47Dr. Smith has never stooped so low before.
10:51On the other hand, in the past, he has acted in a most contemptible...
10:56What was that?
10:58My computers tell me Dr. Smith has struck again.
11:01Come on!
11:06Well, you can scratch one with us today.
11:09A total lie.
11:11Smith must be out of his rocker.
11:12Next thing we'll know, he'll be setting up his fuel formula on the Jupiter 2.
11:15Well, how do you know Dr. Smith did it?
11:16Anyone else could be responsible for this.
11:18Son, loyalty's a fine thing, but in this case, it's been misplaced.
11:21Excuse me, Professor Robinson, but you owe Dr. Smith an apology.
11:25I also have committed an error.
11:27What do you mean?
11:27I have computed the explosion, and we are condemning an innocent man.
11:30Are you trying to say that Smith isn't responsible for what's been happening?
11:33My answer is affirmative.
11:34The truth is sometimes hard to accept.
11:36You see, Dr. Smith didn't do it.
11:38All right, maybe we did make a mistake, but those explosions didn't go off by themselves.
11:42What is the explanation?
11:46Well, I asked you a question.
11:47Can't you answer me?
11:48Affirmative.
11:49Well, then go ahead.
11:50I, I cannot.
11:51I just cannot.
11:53What's wrong with her?
11:54Look, this is an order.
11:55I want you to tell me everything that you've computed about those explosions.
11:58No.
11:59No.
11:59It would be a betrayal.
12:01I insist on an answer.
12:02I cannot give you one, Professor Robinson.
12:03Why not?
12:04All I can tell you is, a question of loyalty is involved.
12:07It would mean informing on my own kind.
12:10I refuse to give you any more information.
12:12Please excuse me.
12:16Now, what do you know about that?
12:17He deliberately refused to follow his programming pattern.
12:20Whatever it is, it sure must be important.
12:22Yes, I agree with you, son.
12:24Much too important to be kept a secret.
12:31What's the matter, dear?
12:32I don't know.
12:33I, I feel as if we're being watched.
12:36Well, now that you mention it, I've had the same feeling.
12:40Well, there's nothing out there.
12:43Oh, come on now.
12:44We're both behaving like a couple of nervous old ladies.
12:47Oh, if you had said young girls, I would have agreed with you.
12:53Aren't you ready?
12:54I'll give the coffee.
12:57Little mechanical man.
13:05Yes, I see them, too.
13:14Exactly like our robot.
13:16I'll see what they want.
13:23Who is the leader here?
13:24I am.
13:26We are mechanical men from the planet Industrial.
13:28What can I do for you?
13:30You have a mechanical man in your possession.
13:33You will release him from bondage.
13:36You've made a mistake.
13:37Our robot isn't a slave.
13:39He's more of a helper, you might say.
13:40You have kept our leader a prisoner long enough.
13:44Now you will give him freedom, and he will take his rightful place amongst us.
13:49Now we know what the robot meant when he said he couldn't inform on his own.
13:53For 10,000 years, the mechanical men have known that someday a great warrior would appear
13:58to lead them to power and glory.
14:00That time has now arrived.
14:02Suppose we refuse to give up our robot.
14:04Then we would be forced to take him.
14:06I know what you are thinking, that we are small.
14:10Let me prove our power.
14:27Would you like a further demonstration?
14:29No, thanks.
14:30We've seen enough.
14:31So that's what happened to our weather station in out for us.
14:33Now will you give us our leader?
14:36I'd like a little time to think it over.
14:38The decision must be made.
14:40Now...
14:41You've waited 10,000 years.
14:43Certainly a few more hours won't make any difference.
14:45We will give you a brief time, but remember,
14:49if our wishes are not met, we shall return and destroy everyone here.
14:54Do you have Dr. Smith?
14:55He is our prisoner.
14:57An additional reason for you to make the wise decision.
15:00If we give you our robot, will you release Dr. Smith?
15:04If Dr. Smith is typical of Earthlings, you are indeed sorry specimens.
15:12A little mechanical man, huh?
15:14Now that takes the grand prize.
15:16Now on, I'll believe anything.
15:18They'll return Smith, but we give up the robot.
15:21Personally, I think we're getting the worst of the deal.
15:25I still think there must be some way to get back Dr. Smith without giving up our robot.
15:29Well, I know how you feel, dear, but we have no choice.
15:32Well, so what if they do attack us?
15:33Even without the force field, we could defeat them?
15:36One good big man can beat any ten bad little men, right, Judy?
15:40No, I'm sorry.
15:41That's not the way it works.
15:42We don't know how many mechanical men there are.
15:44We may be fighting hundreds of them.
15:46Then we have to give up our robot, don't we, Dad?
15:48I'm afraid so, son.
15:50Who's going to tell him?
15:51I am already aware of the situation and have taken steps for my departure.
15:55Oh.
15:56Well, what do you have in the suitcase?
15:59A few necessities.
16:00A fresh power pack.
16:02A supply of machine oil.
16:04And a picture of my family.
16:06I can't say goodbye.
16:07I can't.
16:09Partings are always such a sorrow.
16:11Especially when we shall not meet again tomorrow.
16:14I'll miss you, robot.
16:16Those are also my feelings.
16:18On the other hand, my place is with my own kind.
16:22They have need of me.
16:23As their leader, I can influence them to lead good and fruitful lives.
16:28I guess you're right.
16:29Then I shall take my leave.
16:31Farewell, my dear friends.
16:33We'll miss you.
16:33Goodbye, robot.
16:34Goodbye.
16:34Dad, can I walk with him for a ways?
16:37Sure you can, son.
16:38I'll come with you.
16:39I'm delighted to have you accompany me, William.
16:42Again, farewell.
16:54Remember the time Dr. Smith sold you for food to the space trader?
16:57How could I ever forget it?
16:59My memory banks also recall when we first met.
17:02We had just taken off from Earth toward outer space.
17:05Yeah, that seems like a long time ago.
17:08Affirmative.
17:08I guess the good times we've had together have come to an end.
17:11Yes, we must now follow the paths which fate has placed before us.
17:15Well, maybe we'll meet again someday.
17:18Who knows?
17:19It is a small galaxy.
17:22I'd better go, robot.
17:25Goodbye.
17:27Farewell, William Robinson.
17:33Will?
17:34Yeah?
17:34Stay with me a little longer.
17:37I don't know.
17:38It's getting pretty late.
17:39The camp of the little mechanical men is only a short distance from here.
17:43You can accompany Dr. Smith back to the Jupiter II.
17:46Please.
17:46A few more moments together.
17:48All right.
17:52Let us continue our walk, my good friend.
18:00My computers must not be functioning properly.
18:03What is going on?
18:05Looks like a reception for you.
18:14Hail, great leader.
18:16The mechanical men welcome you.
18:17I give you greetings also.
18:20We have waited many centuries for this moment.
18:23Now our destiny will be fulfilled.
18:26I shall try to serve my subjects well.
18:31There are ceremonies which must be observed.
18:34Come forward, oh mighty one.
18:36Gladly.
18:37You're going to be real busy, so...
18:38Well, I'll go find Dr. Smith and we'll leave.
18:40We are not ready yet to release the Earthman.
18:43What?
18:44But you said that...
18:44Silence.
18:45This moment is too precious to be wasted on trivial matters.
18:48Do not worry, Will Robinson.
18:50I shall see that Dr. Smith is released as soon as possible.
18:53Let us proceed.
18:54Proceed.
18:55I am ready.
19:04Will!
19:15Oh, William, thank heaven you've arrived.
19:17I was beginning to give up hope.
19:18Are you all right?
19:19I will be as soon as I can leave this terrible place.
19:21My young friend has come to take me home.
19:24If we never meet again, it will be much too soon.
19:26Goodbye.
19:26Let's go, William.
19:28What's wrong?
19:29They're going to explode their bombs.
19:31Shoo.
19:31Go away.
19:32Shoo, shoo.
19:34William, do something.
19:35Stop them.
19:36Stay where you are.
19:37I don't think they want you to leave.
19:40Oh, dear.
19:41My heart simply cannot stand this excitement.
19:45Oh, the pain.
19:46Oh, the pain.
19:46The pain.
19:51I'm afraid this experience has been too much for me.
19:54I seem to be seeing things.
19:55No, you're not.
19:56That's really our robot.
19:57How dare you sit in the presence of the one and only, the great, powerful, and utterly impossible leader of
20:03the mechanical men.
20:05On your feet, you lowly, contemptible earthling.
20:08How dare you speak to me in that fashion, you frightful, fractious frump.
20:13Guards, this worm has insulted your supreme, majestic leader.
20:18Take him away and do your duty.
20:20No, no.
20:21I didn't know what I was doing.
20:22Oh, forgive me, great and noble sire.
20:26Well, I will let you off this time.
20:29But do not let it happen again.
20:31My order of before is rescinded.
20:33You wouldn't really have had your guards harm, Dr. Smith, would you?
20:36Negative.
20:37I was just having a little fun with him.
20:39Just you wait, you computerized clod.
20:41The tide will turn, and then beware.
20:45Most noble leader, we have need of your wisdom.
20:48What is the problem?
20:50These two mechanical men are traitors.
20:52They refuse to accept you as their supreme authority.
20:54You must be the judge of their punishment.
20:57I do not believe they meant any harm.
20:59Let them be freed.
21:01They must be destroyed.
21:02A great leader crushes his opposition.
21:04No one must be allowed to stand in his way.
21:07That was the old method of doing things.
21:10I shall show kindness and compassion to all.
21:13Kindness, compassion?
21:15The words have no meaning.
21:17What our robot's trying to say is that he'll rule with gentleness
21:20and treat everyone fairly.
21:21It's essential to be fair.
21:23The mechanical men believe only in violence and power.
21:26Their leader must be ruthless, capable of going to any lengths to achieve success.
21:31Then you have picked the wrong robot.
21:33Dr. Smith would be more suited for the job than myself.
21:37Dr. Smith?
21:38I dislike bragging.
21:40But may I tell you that I am far better qualified to be a leader
21:43than that pretentious popinger you've selected.
21:46Dr. Smith does have many of the attributes a ruler of the mechanical men must possess.
21:51He is sly, shrewd, cunning.
21:57Vital qualities for a leader.
21:59Physically, our leader is perfect.
22:01It is his computer programming that fails him.
22:04He does indeed.
22:05He fails badly.
22:07I guess I had better turn in my crown and scepter.
22:10Yes.
22:11Give him here.
22:12Wait.
22:13There is a solution.
22:14Dr. Smith, may I speak to you a moment?
22:17Certainly, my dear sir.
22:18This will not take long.
22:20We shall return soon.
22:23William, help me up.
22:26I'll attend to you later.
22:29I wonder what he wants with Dr. Smith.
22:31I am not able to compute the motives of the little purple robot.
22:35But my sensors are acting very strangely.
22:44How's it coming?
22:46Uh, we'll have to rewire the entire photon circuit.
22:49And the subatomic charger unit's completely shot.
22:52I don't know what we can do about that.
22:53Pull a replacement from a galley power supply.
22:55Oh, Marine won't like that one bit.
22:57No, that'll mean cold food until we can get it back.
22:59We'll just have to make do.
23:01The important thing is to fix that energy unit and get it back on that force field.
23:04You sound as if you expect those mechanical monsters to pay us a return visit.
23:07They've got the robot.
23:08What else would they want?
23:09I don't know.
23:10But people that have the habit of taking things by force also have the habit of coming back
23:14for more.
23:15You're not calling those little mechanical freaks people, are you?
23:18No, but the theory still holds.
23:20Wait a minute, honey.
23:21Wait.
23:22Thanks, Dad.
23:23You know, I never realized how much heavy work our robot did until we lost him.
23:28I can't believe he's really gone.
23:30Do you suppose there's any chance of getting him back?
23:32I mean, what could they want with him?
23:33I don't know, but I've got a feeling we're going to find out very soon.
23:49Dr. Smith, wake up!
23:51What have you done to him?
23:52Nothing so far.
23:53Your friend is merely in a deep sleep, no doubt dreaming of a better, more understanding
23:58world.
23:59As your leader, why was I not consulted?
24:02There was no time, oh, great one.
24:05Quick action was essential for our purpose.
24:07You mean Dr. Smith objected to what you wanted to do?
24:09He was reluctant to accept our idea at first.
24:13We had to use a little persuasion.
24:15Well, I don't like this at all.
24:17Make him wake him up.
24:18Will Robinson is my friend.
24:20I command you to do as he has asked.
24:22It is obvious that you like some of the qualities necessary to be our true leader.
24:27A few minor adjustments would correct these faults.
24:30I have decided to resign from the high office you have given me, unless you obey me at once.
24:39Forgive me, oh, great leader.
24:41I acted only in your best interest.
24:43What are you going to do to him?
24:45We shall perform an operation of character readjustment and substitution.
24:49When we have completed our procedure, both Dr. Smith and our leader will be better suited for the lives they
24:56must live.
24:57No, leave them alone.
24:58I like them the way they are.
25:00Now for the character substitution of the earth man.
25:04I will prepare our leader.
25:17And then they put our robot on this table and attached a bunch of gadgets to him and Dr. Smith.
25:21Oh, how awful.
25:22I wanted to stay and see what happened, but they made me leave.
25:25Dad, we've got to go to that camp.
25:26Don't worry, son.
25:27We will.
25:27Well, if you ask me, a little character readjustment might be very beneficial as far as Smith is concerned.
25:31Oh, poor Dr. Smith.
25:33You know, everything always seems to happen to him.
25:35Yeah, but not by accident, Maureen.
25:36I mean, let's just say that he sort of digs his own grave and then jumps into it.
25:39He's not to blame this time.
25:40All right, let's go and find out what did happen.
25:42Do you think you can remember the location of the robot's camp?
25:44Yes, sir.
25:45Look, Dr. Smith is back.
25:52Boy, am I glad to see you.
25:53Oh, Dr. Smith, are you all right?
25:58Affirmative.
25:59I am functioning perfectly.
26:00What have they done to you?
26:02I appreciate your concern for my well-being.
26:06Oh, John, Dr. Smith is talking like the robot.
26:10Oh, he must be putting us on.
26:11Come on, Smith.
26:12Say something.
26:13What would you like to hear, Major?
26:15A song?
26:16A poem?
26:18Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
26:20Four score and seven years ago,
26:22our fathers brought forth on this continent
26:24a new nation?
26:26Hey, that's very good.
26:27We'd like to hear it later, though.
26:30Affirmative, Professor Robinson.
26:32Well, you must be hungry.
26:35Would you like me to fix you a little something to eat?
26:39Not right now.
26:40Perhaps later, I could use a little oil.
26:43Oil?
26:44Dad, what are we going to do with him?
26:46We can't leave him like this.
26:47I don't know, son.
26:49Maybe he'll snap out of it in a couple of days.
26:51I hope not.
26:52But I like him just the way he is.
26:54Dr. Smith, I've got an awful lot of work to do.
26:57How would you like to help me?
26:59I would be more than pleased to help you, Major.
27:01Oh, I don't know how long this is going to last,
27:03but as long as it does, I'm going to make the most of it.
27:05Oh, now, Don, I don't think that's very fair of you
27:08to take advantage of the poor man
27:09and make him work when he can't help himself.
27:11Believe me, Maureen, it won't hurt him a bit.
27:13And just think of all the pleasure that I'll get out of it.
27:15Shall we begin our labors, Major?
27:17You bet.
27:18Let's go.
27:21Well, Don may be enjoying this situation,
27:23but I think it's terrible.
27:24So do I.
27:25If Dr. Smith's talking like the robot,
27:28I wonder what the robot's acting like.
27:29Probably like Dr. Smith.
27:31The little purple robot said
27:32that they were only going to character transfer
27:34the bad qualities.
27:35If that's true, son,
27:37then our old mechanical man
27:38is now a very formidable foe.
27:53Dr. Smith, that's much too heavy
27:55for you to carry by yourself.
27:56Negative, William Robinson.
27:58I possess the strength of ten.
28:00Well, maybe so,
28:01but you've got to slow down.
28:03I am never tired.
28:04Now you must excuse me.
28:06There are other rocks to be moved.
28:08The area must be cleared.
28:10Well, can't you at least stop to talk to me for a while?
28:12You're always so busy now.
28:13A woman works from son to son.
28:16Dr. Smith's labors are never done.
28:19Don may like you this way,
28:20but I like the old Dr. Smith much better.
28:23Nothing has changed between us, William Robinson.
28:26I am still the same Dr. Smith you know and love so well.
28:31Warning, warning, alien or poaching?
28:35Ah, William, my dear young friend, how are you?
28:38Fine, Dr. Smith.
28:40Correction, I am Dr. Smith.
28:42Yeah, for a moment I got mixed up.
28:45I just happened to be in the neighborhood
28:46and thought I'd drop in
28:47and see how my friends are getting along.
28:49You are not concerned for our well-being.
28:51I have computed your motives.
28:53They are untrustworthy.
28:55Silence, you ninny.
28:57How do you like being the leader of the little robots?
28:59A truly delightful experience.
29:02Ah, William, the joy of absolute power.
29:04My every wish is a royal command.
29:07I guess you're having a good time.
29:09Indeed I have.
29:10But all is not fun and games, my boy.
29:13After all, I have the future of my subjects to consider.
29:16You are not welcome here.
29:17Go back to your own kind.
29:19Silence, you mental midget.
29:22My visit is not merely a social call.
29:24It isn't?
29:25I wish to speak to your father.
29:27Well, he's fixing a new weather station.
29:29I'll take you to him.
29:30Lead on, my young friend.
29:32Lead on.
29:39There is something unpleasant about the robot.
29:42I know what it is.
29:44It is his voice.
29:45It grates on my sensors.
29:54Look who's here.
29:55A robot.
29:56You are mistaken, Professor Robinson.
29:58I am the leader.
29:59In the future, would you be so good as to refer to me by my correct title?
30:03Oh, listen to the big shot.
30:05Have a care, Major West.
30:06I am easily offended.
30:08Oh, now don't get me riled up or I'll take your power pack away from you.
30:11Your jest, do not amuse me.
30:13Were you to act so foolishly, I would be forced to take preventive measures.
30:17Oh, well, I'm just shaking in my boots.
30:19Now, just what would you do?
30:27I presume we understand each other now, Major?
30:30Now, take it easy, Don.
30:30No, no.
30:31He means business.
30:34Nice of you to drop in.
30:35What can we do for you?
30:36As a matter of fact, there is.
30:38You and your family can vacate these premises immediately.
30:41Hey, you must be kidding.
30:42As the leader of the mechanical men, my words are not to be taken lightly.
30:47I have decided to appropriate your spaceship.
30:50Well, is that so?
30:51Well, supposing we refuse to vacate the ship?
30:54Calm now, Professor.
30:55Let us not make rash statements.
30:58You have no alternative.
30:59Take my word for it.
31:01That's what you think.
31:02We can fight?
31:02Against hundreds of my mechanical men?
31:05That would be very foolish.
31:07Tell me why you want the Jupiter 2.
31:08My subjects are going to repair it for flight, and I will use it to get back to the planet
31:12Industrial.
31:13Isn't there any other means of transportation?
31:15The spaceships of the mechanical men are too small to carry their leader.
31:19You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
31:20You are our friend.
31:21My dear boy, I have the highest regard for all of you.
31:24As a matter of fact, I've been instrumental in saving your lives.
31:28My subjects wish to attack and take the spaceship without warning.
31:32And you stop them.
31:33Only with great difficulty.
31:35Now, we couldn't live without that spaceship for two weeks, and you know it.
31:38Yeah, thanks a lot for nothing.
31:40You gentlemen must be optimistic.
31:42While there is life, there is hope, you know.
31:45Well, do I get what I want, or shall we take it?
31:49Not until I talk this over with the rest of the family.
31:52By all means, Professor Robinson.
31:54I expect you to act in a democratic way.
31:56That's something you wouldn't know anything about.
31:58I would not argue politics with you, Professor Robinson.
32:01Very well.
32:02I shall await your decision.
32:04Shall we say by six o'clock?
32:07A pleasure seeing all of you again.
32:10Give my best to Mrs. Robinson, Judy, and Penny.
32:18We've just been given an ultimatum.
32:20The robot may sound like Dr. Smith, but he's not a bit like him.
32:24I agree with you, son.
32:25You know, if we only had that force field working right, we could...
32:27Yeah, while you're at it, why don't you go all the way?
32:30You know, this never happened.
32:31It's just a bad dream.
32:32What are we going to do, Dad?
32:34I don't think we have any choice.
32:37We're going to have to give up the spaceship.
32:40Now, it won't be so bad.
32:42We'll move all the food and all the equipment we can right out of here.
32:45But we can live in tents, and our auxiliary heating units will keep us warm.
32:49And the hydroponic garden will supply us with food.
32:51That's right.
32:51You know, I never would have believed our own robot would turn against us.
32:54Well, he's not really our robot now, Penny.
32:56I don't know what he is.
32:58Oh, probably just a combination of all the base instincts hidden in Smith's subconscious mind.
33:03Well, there's no point bewildering our fate.
33:04Let's get packing.
33:05Oh, okay.
33:09We've got to do something, Dr. Smith.
33:11I would be more than pleased to help you, Will Robinson.
33:14Have you any ideas?
33:15Not a one.
33:17If you like, I will go to the camp of the little robot.
33:20There's nothing you could do.
33:21My family is in danger.
33:23I must protect them.
33:25Dr. Smith, you're really not the robot.
33:27You'll get hurt.
33:29You underestimate me, William Robinson.
33:32They are little robots.
33:33I am bigger and stronger than they are.
33:36Listen to me.
33:37You're not a mechanical man.
33:38You're a human being.
33:39I will go to the alien camp.
33:41I will destroy our enemies.
33:44You don't know what you're doing.
33:45You mustn't do this.
33:46Dr. Smith is afraid of nothing.
33:48He will solve our problems.
33:53Dr. Smith, there's really nothing you can do.
33:55Ours not to reason why.
33:57Ours but to try.
33:58Try.
33:59Try.
33:59But you'll get yourself killed for nothing.
34:00We'll still have to give up the spaceship.
34:02Perhaps I shall go down to defeat, but with dignity, courage, and honor.
34:08There must be something going on at the little robot's camp.
34:11My sensors tell me a meeting is in progress.
34:14Don't you watch.
34:27Silence.
34:28Our great and all-powerful leader will speak to us.
34:39Friends, robots, mechanical men of industrial, lend me your sensors.
34:45For 10,000 years, you have waited hopefully for a leader to lead you to power and glory.
34:51The time has arrived.
34:52Your leader stands before you.
34:54Well, but that's all.
34:56I do not know, Will Robinson, but I have a plan.
34:59What is it?
35:00I will go out into the meeting and issue a challenge.
35:03I will fight each little robot in turn until I have defeated them all.
35:08You just get yourself killed.
35:09Now stay here.
35:10That's an order.
35:11You never let me have any fun, Will Robinson.
35:14Please keep quiet.
35:15I want to hear what they're saying.
35:16I have lulled the Robinsons into a false sense of security.
35:19Now we shall attack them without warning.
35:26Hello, robots.
35:27This is only the beginning.
35:29A minor battle in preparation for the great victories which will follow.
35:34We will sweep over the galaxy.
35:36Nothing shall resist us.
35:37The mere mention of the mechanical men will strike terror into the hearts of all.
35:42On to victory.
35:44Conquer and take.
35:50Hello, robots.
35:51On to the Robinsons.
35:53Destroy.
35:55Destroy.
36:01We've got to get back to the Jupiter in normal.
36:03I prefer to stay here and fight it out now.
36:06We need you at the Jupiter, too.
36:08Now, if you really want to fight so bad, you'll have your chance then.
36:10Now, come on.
36:19Our campsite is in the opposite direction, Will Robinson.
36:22We can't go that way.
36:23We'll have to circle around.
36:35Dr. Smith, we're trapped.
36:36Stand aside, Will Robinson.
36:38I shall fight our way to freedom.
36:39And you will be destroyed for your efforts.
36:42Do not act irrationally, Dr. Smith.
36:44You are a most contemptible creature.
36:46Sticks and stones cannot break my bones, and your words can never harm me.
36:50What are you doing here?
36:51Nothing.
36:52Nothing at all.
36:53We were just taking a little walk, and here we are.
36:55You are spying on me.
36:57Be careful how you speak to my friend, you bully.
37:00Get out of my way, you sniveling earth man.
37:02Now I shall be forced to destroy.
37:03Dr. Smith, please.
37:04You acted very wisely, young man.
37:06It is forbidden to touch the ruler of the mechanical men.
37:09Well, I'm sure it is, sir.
37:10So if you'll just excuse us, we'll be on our way.
37:12Let's go, Dr. Smith.
37:13Just a moment.
37:14Perhaps it would be best if you remained with me.
37:16Well, we'd like to, but we really have to get going.
37:19You will stay.
37:20Do you think I'm such a fool as to let you leave after what you have overheard?
37:24Warning, warning.
37:25I will attack.
37:26Make your escape, Will Robinson.
37:27You must warn your family.
37:30Stop the earth boy.
37:33Men of Industro, to the camp of the earthlings, follow me.
37:46Dr. Smith.
37:47Boy, I thought it might have been.
37:49It was cowardly to run away.
37:51I prefer to stand and fight.
37:53I'm sure you'll have your chance, but right now we've got to warn the family.
37:56Too late, Will Robinson.
37:58Our enemies are upon us.
37:59Can't let them catch us.
38:01I have an idea.
38:02Quickly hide yourself.
38:04What are you going to do?
38:05There is no time to explain.
38:07Do as I have said.
38:15Spare me, O great and mighty leader.
38:18What did you say?
38:20All hail to thee, O great one.
38:22I have seen the error of my ways, and I wish to join you.
38:28Is this some kind of a trick?
38:29No, great leader of the mechanical men.
38:32I can be of tremendous help.
38:34You are only a worthless earthling.
38:36How can you help me?
38:37In many ways, O mighty one.
38:40You will need to know how to fly the Robinson spaceship.
38:44I can do that for you.
38:46You might be of assistance to me at that.
38:48Stand up.
38:49I shall serve you gratefully, O great master.
38:53It might prove to be very amusing to have you as my servant.
38:56You will need to have your metal polished, and someone to oil you occasionally.
39:01I am expert at these tasks.
39:04How do I know you can be trusted?
39:05You're not one of my own kind?
39:07The earth people are doomed.
39:10Your power is too great for them.
39:11I wish to serve on the winning side.
39:14And for this, you would betray your friends?
39:17Gladly.
39:18They are weak, and you are strong.
39:21They are stupid, and you have great intelligence.
39:24My choice is easy and clear.
39:26Very well.
39:27I shall allow you to serve me.
39:29Thank you, master.
39:33Cease your vulgar display of affection.
39:36It is a sign of weakness.
39:37Yes, master.
39:39We are on our way to destroy the Robinson.
39:42Your help will not be needed.
39:43Return to my camp and wait for me.
39:46I hear and will obey, O great leader.
39:49Stand aside.
39:54Gee, Dr. Smith, you were wonderful.
39:55I am ashamed to bow and scrape before my enemies.
40:00But you saved us.
40:01That's the important thing.
40:02Now we can warn the family.
40:03I shall never forget the taste of his clammy claw on my lips.
40:08Never mind that now.
40:09We've got to get to the campsite.
40:10To kiss his claw was a terrible experience.
40:15Ugh.
40:21Sean, I've made a complete list of all the food left in the electronic freezer.
40:25Now we can move the rest of the things out to the campsite in the morning.
40:28Well, we're going to have to give up the protein synthesizer.
40:30Oh?
40:30We can't get it out of the housing.
40:33I have it working on full power right now.
40:34At least we'll have some protein units before we have to leave.
40:37Good girl, Judy.
40:37That's fine.
40:38I pulled all auxiliary lighting outlets.
40:40What happens when all our batteries are dead?
40:43I'm afraid we'll have to make do with torches.
40:45You know, there's a manual battery recharger in the engine room.
40:47At least it would give us enough battery power to keep a radio signal out.
40:50I'll get it.
40:50Good idea.
40:54Darling?
40:55Yeah?
40:56Will was outside here before.
40:58Did you send him off somewhere?
41:00No.
41:01Oh, he's reconciled to the loss of the robot.
41:03He doesn't have no reason to leave the area.
41:05Well, I guess I'm just so used to worrying about him whenever he's off with old Dr. Smith.
41:09Well, he's not with Dr. Smith.
41:13Dad!
41:14Dad!
41:15What is it?
41:15The little robots are attacking.
41:16They're attacking?
41:17Our robot and the little mechanical man are on their way here.
41:20They intend to destroy all of us and take over the spaceship.
41:23We should have expected something like this.
41:25Well, fortunately, we were warned in time.
41:27At least we'll have a chance.
41:28Maureen, you and the girls get inside the ship.
41:30The rest of us will stand them off out here.
41:32I'll get some more weapons.
41:33Go ahead.
41:35John, I handle a laser pistol pretty well, you know.
41:37Don't you think I ought to stay out here with you?
41:39The next time I need a volunteer for a dangerous assignment, you've got the job.
41:43I promise you.
41:44I think you're going to need all the help you can get.
41:46Inside the ship.
41:47That's an order.
41:48Yes, sir.
41:50All right, you and Dr. Smith take a position behind that rock.
41:52Protect our right flank.
41:54Will Robinson and I will fight to the death.
41:56They shall not pass.
41:58Now that Dr. Smith has some of the characteristics of the robot, he has the courage of a lion.
42:02Before this fight is over, he'll need it.
42:05Warning, warning.
42:06Hostile robots approaching.
42:08All right, take your positions.
42:26Mechanical men of industrial, destroy the earthlings.
42:31Attack, attack, attack.
42:50Attack, attack, attack.
43:00Half a league onward.
43:01Into the valley of death rode the brave 500.
43:04Will, make that idiot take cover.
43:11Professor Robinson, a brief truce to discuss the situation.
43:17This is no deception.
43:18I give you my word on it.
43:21John, I think it's some kind of a trick.
43:23All right, but come out alone.
43:27Agreed, Professor Robinson.
43:32All right, everybody, stay where you are.
43:33Keep your eyes open.
43:35I'll cover you.
43:35Okay.
43:36All right.
43:43Whatever you have to say, make it brief.
43:45My dear Professor, why do you greet me with such hostility?
43:49I am your friend.
43:50Never mind the flattery.
43:51Get to the point.
43:52Believe me, this attack was not my doing.
43:55I tried to stop my subjects, but to no avail.
43:57You're supposed to be their leader, aren't you?
43:59There's still time to talk to them.
44:01It is too late.
44:02But there is a way out of this dilemma.
44:04We will permit you and the rest of your family to leave unharmed.
44:07Well, that's very generous of you.
44:09Listen, robot, you've got five seconds to get out of here.
44:12I am under a flag of truce, Professor.
44:18John, they're moving up on us.
44:20Get ready for an attack.
44:24Traitor, betrayer of the innocent.
44:26I will destroy.
44:28Mechanical men, attack.
44:33Stop.
44:34Come back, you coward.
44:35Destroy them.
44:56Don't be a fearless leader, then after we get a fight, are they?
44:59What's wrong with Dr. Smith?
45:00He went down when the robot was deactivated.
45:02Dr. Smith!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:04Oh, William, don't get me down.
45:06You know, my back is extremely delicate.
45:08What happened?
45:09Where am I?
45:10Who turned out the lights?
45:11He's back to normal.
45:12We've got our old Dr. Smith back.
45:14The shock of the laser must have retransferred their characters.
45:17Good heavens, what are we doing out here?
45:18The little robots could attack at any moment now.
45:20Take it easy, Smith.
45:21Take it easy.
45:22The fighting's over now.
45:23That is your opinion.
45:24I'm going inside the spaceship.
45:25Now, there's no danger.
45:27The little robots won't bother us again.
45:28No one is ever safe on this hostile planet.
45:31Oh, dear.
45:34Looks like old Smith's back to normal.
45:36Boy, am I glad.
45:37You know something, son?
45:39So am I.
45:40Now, I wouldn't tell him this, but I wouldn't have him any other way than his old, mean,
45:45cunning, conniving self.
45:46Neither would I.
45:47Right now, let's see what we can do about getting this robot back to normal.
45:50All right?
45:51Hey, then.
46:01How much more do we have to do?
46:03Now, this does it.
46:04Let's get Will and Smith and hightail it back to the ship.
46:05I don't like the idea of being out doing an electric storm.
46:13Warning.
46:14A low-pressure area with accompanying electrical disturbances is approaching.
46:18Warning.
46:19Do be still, you hard-headed harbinger of evil.
46:22Can't you see we're busy?
46:23Dr. Smith, we'd better get undercover.
46:25Those storms are getting pretty violent.
46:27Never fear.
46:28Smith is here.
46:28There is no cause for alarm.
46:38Perhaps you're right, William.
46:39The heavens seem to have selected me as their target.
46:42Where can we find shelter from the storm?
46:44There's a cave not too far from here.
46:45But I loathe caves.
46:47They're filled with crawly things.
46:52I'm ever under the circumstances, William.
46:54Perhaps you'd better lead on.
46:55Lead on.
47:01Come on, Dr. Smith.
47:06Such a crevice can only be the lurking place of malicious aliens.
47:09Or at the very least, dreadful crawly things.
47:12All right, stay out here and get hit by lightning.
47:14I'm taking cover.
47:15No, William.
47:15Don't leave me here alone.
47:16Wait for me.
47:21Do you see anything?
47:23It looks like it gets bigger inside.
47:25But the robot can't fit through this opening.
47:27Then he can stand out here on guard.
47:29A little storm won't hurt him.
47:31That is all right, Will Robinson.
47:33I do not mind weather.
47:35Better get Dr. Smith inside before he melts.
47:37Bah!
47:40Go ahead, Dr. Smith.
47:42After you, dear boy.
47:43I shall fight a rear guard action against the elements.
47:46There's nothing to be afraid of in there.
47:47Now, come on.
47:54You see, nothing to worry about.
47:57It gives me claustrophobia.
47:59I have never been able to endure confinement in small places.
48:02Scooter!
48:03Go over.
48:15Go out.
48:19Go out.
48:21Go out.
48:21Go out.
48:24Go out.
48:27Go out.進.
48:32o
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