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00:00THE END
00:35Welcome back to the time of heroes, the age of adventure.
00:41Now heroes from your time can meet the challenge of nightmare.
00:46I, Treyguard, Guardian and Dungeon Master, bid you welcome.
00:52One quest through my dungeon is even now in progress.
00:56So here's a progress report.
01:01From Oxfordshire came Mark and men.
01:04There seemed no way of stopping them.
01:06And though dark Mogdred tried and tried, their bravery could not be denied.
01:12Onwards they pressed, quite undismayed, their quest to free a dungeon made.
01:18Chased by wights, they journeyed deep.
01:21And then a dragon put to sleep, till finally they cast a spell.
01:25And all was over. All was well.
01:28Well, winners they were, the very first to make the dungeon come off worse.
01:34But now the dungeon turns again to take on four young Kentish men.
01:40For Tony and his gallant pals must face the perils now themselves.
01:45Will they succeed?
01:46Well, watch and learn.
01:49For time will tell, and time will turn.
01:54But name me now the kilted hordes, who take the field and fight in clans.
02:02Army.
02:03Army.
02:05Falsehood.
02:07Scotsmen were the truth, I sought.
02:10Here is my third.
02:13Spill the salt and earn bad luck.
02:17What action clears the matter up?
02:20Tony, try with your left hand over your right shoulder.
02:23Yeah, tell him.
02:24Throw the salt.
02:25Say to him, left hand over your right shoulder.
02:28You throw the salt over your left hand.
02:30Left hand over your right shoulder.
02:32Truth accepted.
02:35Two is the score.
02:38Find the maid to learn your quest.
02:41The fish is off today.
02:45Rock I was, and rock I now become.
02:52Okay then, Tony.
02:54If you could turn around back, just fill the table.
02:58Okay, now.
02:59Go round the table.
03:00Go round the table.
03:02Okay, now stop this.
03:03And now feel on it.
03:04And take the apple.
03:06If you can.
03:06Yep.
03:07And put it in your knapsack.
03:09Now he's got two items.
03:10Yeah, we don't take the fish fish.
03:12Fish was off.
03:12Yes, he was going back.
03:13Take the silver box out.
03:15Wait, wait, wait.
03:16We can't, we've already got two items.
03:18Take the bottle.
03:19Yeah.
03:20And hold it in your hand.
03:21Yeah.
03:22And take the box.
03:24Snuff box.
03:25That's it, Tony.
03:26Okay, right.
03:26Turn around.
03:28Turn right round.
03:29So we stay stop.
03:30That's it.
03:31Now walk, walk forward.
03:35Stop, stop.
03:37Turn to your right.
03:38Turn to your right.
03:39Now walk along.
03:44Where am I?
03:45In the room.
03:46And there's, and there's scorpions, so.
03:50There's a sting in this tail and it's deadly.
03:53Jealousy is called for.
03:56Tony, if you can just quickly shuffle, run forward.
03:58Tony, take a sidestep to the right.
04:01Now shuffle forwards.
04:03Tilsi.
04:04Stop.
04:05Now take a sidestep to the right again, please.
04:07Now shuffle forwards again.
04:09No, wait, wait, wait.
04:10Keep going forwards.
04:12Stop.
04:13Stop.
04:13Take a sidestep to the left.
04:14Two sidesteps to the left.
04:16Now walk forward.
04:20Where am I?
04:22Hey, Tony, you in a room.
04:23Yeah.
04:24With five doors in front of you.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Three of them have got locks on them.
04:30One's got some cards on it.
04:33Yeah.
04:33And the other one's got a horse from a chess set on it.
04:38A challenge here, team.
04:39It seems you're being challenged to a game of luck or a game of skill.
04:43The other doors appear to be locked.
04:46And of course you have no key.
04:48Decide.
04:49But decide quickly.
04:50Okay.
04:51Tony, take four steps to your right.
04:54Sidesteps.
04:58All right, and now which door should we take?
05:00Should we take the cards?
05:04The ace or?
05:05Yeah, if we take the ace.
05:06All right.
05:07Tony, walk forward until we say stop.
05:12All right, stop.
05:13Remember he said the right-hand door, didn't he?
05:15If you don't know, yeah, right.
05:17Go for that.
05:17Go forward, Tony.
05:18That's it, yeah, take that one.
05:20Yeah.
05:22Keep going.
05:25Where am I?
05:26Hey, Tony, you in a room?
05:28There's a chess board on the floor.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Oh, dear.
05:33This is not chess as you know it, but combat chess.
05:38Remember, Tony, yours is the knight's move,
05:42and you must be careful not to step off your own game squares.
05:45The trouble here is the enemy bishop is deadly,
05:49and you are quite vulnerable.
05:51You must move only when it's your move,
05:53and you have just seconds to complete it.
05:56Safe exit is your target.
05:58Now concentrate.
06:00The game is on, and it's your move.
06:03Right then, Tony, take a few steps forward till we say stop.
06:08Keep going.
06:10Stop.
06:10Now a few sidesteps to your left.
06:14Okay, stop.
06:15That's it, stop there.
06:17Now wait for the bishop's move.
06:18He's a cunning devil.
06:20Where's he going to land?
06:23Oh, no.
06:24Oh, God.
06:25He can't move backwards.
06:26Yes, you can move backwards if you want to in this game.
06:29No, but he can take us, can't he?
06:32No, he can't.
06:32Not on the white square.
06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:35Okay, then.
06:35Move sidesteps there.
06:37Tony, it's two, a few sidesteps to your left.
06:41Keep going.
06:42Couple more.
06:43Keep going.
06:44That's it.
06:44Stop now.
06:45Step forward.
06:46That's it.
06:47Well done.
06:49Now the bishop must move again.
06:52Now think ahead, team.
06:53Where's he likely to land?
06:55Behind us.
06:57No, he can't land there or next.
06:58We'll take him.
06:59It must be very likely to be the same place.
07:02Now plan your strategy.
07:09You can move backwards.
07:11It's a chess game.
07:12Come back there.
07:13Come back to there.
07:15Tony, take one step backwards.
07:17That's it.
07:18Now a few sidesteps to your right.
07:22Keep going.
07:23Now step backwards again.
07:25That's it.
07:27Now where will he move?
07:30Keep thinking ahead.
07:32And where's he going to land?
07:35Ah, Tony.
07:36There.
07:37He can go there.
07:38Yeah, there.
07:38Tony, take a few steps forward till we say stop.
07:42Yes.
07:43Ah, stop.
07:45Now sidestep to your left.
07:47That's it.
07:47We're on.
07:49Now, how are you going to get out?
07:51Plan that.
07:52Oh, damn it.
07:55Do you have to get the right number to get through the door?
07:57Yes.
07:59Ah.
08:00Ah.
08:02No, go there then.
08:03Tony, sidesteps to your left until we say stop, please.
08:08Keep going.
08:10Now walk.
08:11Step forward.
08:12Well done.
08:13And again, just a little one.
08:16Now, can you get out of the door with the knights move?
08:20Yeah.
08:21Just go in there.
08:22Yeah.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Yes, we can.
08:25Tony, sidestep to your right.
08:27No, don't seem banging to the bishop.
08:28Forward one.
08:29Yes.
08:29No, he won't, will he?
08:30No, he won't.
08:31One pace ahead.
08:32Tony, sidestep to your right.
08:34OK, stop.
08:35And now walk forward.
08:39Where am I?
08:40Hey, Tony, are you in a room?
08:42We've an arch above you and a door straight in front in the centre of the wall.
08:47And there's a table.
08:49Caution, team.
08:50A food here.
08:51But guess who's coming to dinner?
08:56Maybe a giant.
08:57Or a riddler.
08:58Tony, if you'd like to walk forward, please.
09:01And then you might be able to fill a table about your waist height.
09:04And then please go round to the other side of it.
09:08Take the food and roll.
09:09Put the food...
09:11Put the food in your knapsack.
09:14Tony.
09:15Stop, stop, stop.
09:17Watch it, Tony.
09:18There's holes in the room.
09:20You need the food, quickly, team.
09:22Right, quickly, Tony, put the food in your knapsack.
09:28Quickly, pick up the objects.
09:31Now, don't stay backwards.
09:33Tony, come round, sidestep to your right.
09:37Keep coming round.
09:38Now, come round to the other side of the table.
09:39OK, now come round a little bit more.
09:41Keep walking.
09:42Now, sidestep to your right.
09:44Run forward.
09:45Now, walk forward.
09:46Run forward.
09:47Stop.
09:48Sidestep to your right.
09:50Right, run forward.
09:51Start up.
09:52Sidestep to your right.
09:54Run forward.
09:56What happens?
09:58It's like this.
10:00Where am I?
10:02OK, Tony, you're in a room that's a mix of cave walls and wooden walls.
10:08And there's a pot in the middle.
10:10Yeah.
10:10With a fire beneath it.
10:12And there's a, looks like an old lady, perhaps a witch.
10:15Dratted little dungeoneers.
10:19Interfering tattle pot.
10:21Gretel, tell that young person to go away.
10:26We're busy.
10:27Oh, but we're not really.
10:29Eh?
10:29We can't be busy if we can't find the right ingredients, can we?
10:34Hello.
10:34My name's Gretel.
10:35What are you called?
10:37Tony.
10:38Tony!
10:39Well, Tony, you haven't come a-questing at a good time, you know.
10:43Mildred was going to make me an everlasting beauty spell.
10:47And I'd promise to help her if she would.
10:50Trouble is, she hasn't got any frog's eyes.
10:54Have you got some, Tony?
10:57Have you?
10:58No.
10:59What have you got then, boy?
11:00Ground bat's wings.
11:02Ground bat's wings?
11:07Oh, bat's wings, eh?
11:10Well, they're now good for beautifying.
11:13Oh, bat's wings now good for beauty spell.
11:17But I'll keep it.
11:19It may well come in useful.
11:23Well, what can you make then, Mildred?
11:27You just said it.
11:28You just said it.
11:31I can make a well spell with bat's wings.
11:38Mildred, are you sure?
11:40Sure?
11:41Sure?
11:43Course I'm sure, flippity gibbet.
11:47Wing of bat and toadstool spell.
11:52Conjure up a deep, dark well.
12:01Don't forget your quest, team.
12:03The maid may have information for you.
12:06Tony, ask the maid about our quest.
12:09Do you know anything about our quest?
12:11A quest, you say?
12:13Yes.
12:14Yes, I do know something about your quest.
12:16Your quest is for the crown.
12:19But you may not wear it.
12:20Also, you are to have a spell.
12:22And it's called down.
12:25Now, come on.
12:26Into the silly well you go.
12:27Because we've got really important things to do.
12:31It's not beauty she needs.
12:33It's a brain.
12:37Go down the road, Tony.
12:41Where am I?
12:43Okay, Tony, you're...
12:44Looks like you're inside a kind of creature's mouth or something.
12:48Oh, dear.
12:50Mildred's fooled you.
12:52She hasn't sent you to level two.
12:54She's sent you into a monster stomach instead.
12:57Now, you better do something fast.
12:59For the gruesome business of digestion has begun.
13:04Shall we use the spell?
13:06No, we could die out.
13:07There's no way out of his stomach.
13:08Can it get set up?
13:10There's no...
13:10I don't know.
13:11Shall we do spell?
13:12Yeah.
13:12I don't know.
13:14Spellcasting.
13:16D?
13:18O
13:19W
13:21N
13:28Where am I?
13:30Hey, Tony, you're in a room
13:31with a door in front...
13:34straight in front of you
13:35on your right
13:36and there's a table
13:38and a block
13:41in...
13:41just beside it.
13:43Okay.
13:44Tony...
13:44Unusual, team.
13:46Most unusual.
13:48Generally, the portals of level two are guarded.
13:51Examine objects with care.
13:54Although the food seems real enough.
14:00Tony, on the table,
14:01there seems to be a bottle of some sort of drink
14:03and a little sort of pie.
14:05So if you walk forwards
14:08and stop,
14:10turn to your left a bit.
14:12Can you feel the table?
14:14Yeah.
14:14And pick up the small pie
14:16and put it in your knapsack.
14:22What shall we do?
14:23Now, this flagon,
14:25do you think it's empty
14:26or is it full?
14:27Try and pick it up.
14:28Tony?
14:29Yeah?
14:30Have you done that?
14:30Pick up the big jug.
14:33Is it heavy?
14:35It's got some kind of thing in it.
14:36Ah.
14:37Shall I look in it?
14:38Yeah, take off the lid
14:39and pour it out onto the table.
14:42Put it down.
14:44Put it down.
14:45Turn to your left.
14:47Speak, spirit.
14:49Who are you?
14:52Answer him.
14:53Tony.
14:55You're very distant,
14:57very faint.
14:59Call louder.
15:01Tony.
15:03That's better.
15:05I'm Merlin of Carmel
15:07and hear you.
15:09What do you seek?
15:12Say a crown.
15:14A crown.
15:15Oh, this really won't do.
15:19I'm not carrying on long conversations
15:22on spirit level.
15:24It's far too tiresome.
15:27If you want help,
15:29you'll just have to find me.
15:32Look for me on rails.
15:35Discover me in rocks.
15:40Beware.
15:41More of the dread.
15:43And whatever else you do,
15:45for goodness sake,
15:46don't move onward.
15:48Oh, dear.
15:49That's the trouble with wizards.
15:51They never dare when you want them.
15:52And when they are,
15:53they insist on being obscure.
15:55Oh, well, don't linger, team.
15:57I should leave that flag
15:58and I doubt if it'll work again.
16:00Now, Tony,
16:01turn to your left a bit
16:03and step forward
16:05and stop.
16:06Turn to your left again.
16:08A bit more.
16:10Now, walk forwards.
16:14Stop.
16:14Turn to your left.
16:16Now, walk forwards.
16:19Stop.
16:19Turn to your right.
16:27Where am I?
16:29OK, Tony, you're in a room
16:30with some steps in front of you
16:32and clue objects on the table.
16:36Tony, take a side step to your right
16:40and a small step forward.
16:43Really small.
16:44There's some steps.
16:45Put your right hand out
16:46and you can feel a handrail.
16:47Go down.
16:49If you step, that's it.
16:53Now, keep walking forward
16:55until we say stop.
16:57All right, stop.
16:58Side step to your right.
17:00And again.
17:02Caution, team.
17:04Present here
17:05is the oracle of confusion.
17:08It knows much,
17:10but there is no order
17:12to its knowledge.
17:13It is sometimes best
17:14not to question it.
17:16But then again,
17:17who knows?
17:19Tony,
17:20if you wish to hear its voice,
17:22merely shut your eyes tightly
17:24and raise the helmet of justice.
17:27But do not open your eyes.
17:28It could be very dangerous.
17:34Time is coming that was past.
17:37Dread mog who causes all disruption.
17:42Soap will cleanse,
17:43soap will cleanse,
17:44but not the spirit.
17:46Accept the challenge.
17:49Take the word,
17:50but do not read it.
17:52All action is opposed.
17:55The way out is also the way back.
17:59The cure for disruption is unity.
18:03The time is coming.
18:05The time is coming.
18:07The time is coming.
18:07Replace the helmet, Tony.
18:08You've heard enough.
18:09The time is coming.
18:13Now, make your choice
18:15and exit fast.
18:17Tony, pick up the soap in front of you.
18:21It's on the table.
18:22That's it.
18:23You got it?
18:24Yeah, that's it.
18:25Yeah.
18:26And also the scroll.
18:28Hold on to your hands.
18:30That's it.
18:30Now, turn to your right
18:33and two sidesteps to your right.
18:37And another one.
18:39Now, walk forwards.
18:43Stop.
18:43Sidestep to your right.
18:45And another one.
18:47Now, walk forwards.
18:51Where am I?
18:52Hey, Tony, you want a bridge
18:55with fire on it
18:56and I think it's starting to burn.
18:59You want to...
19:00Right.
19:01Something of interest here, team,
19:03but not fire, I think.
19:04What do you think it could be?
19:06The crown, the crown, the crown.
19:07Part of the crown.
19:08Part of the crown.
19:09Right.
19:10Tony, take a really small step
19:13to your left.
19:15Really, really small.
19:16That's it.
19:17You're on a very narrow bridge.
19:18Now, take the step forward.
19:21Walk forward and another one.
19:23Keep slowly, but just keep going.
19:26That's it.
19:26Keep going.
19:30Stop there
19:31and lay down on the bridge.
19:33Put your items in front of you
19:35and lay down on it
19:36because there's a piece of a crown there.
19:39And if you...
19:39Well, crawl forward a little bit.
19:42That's it.
19:43Now, if you stretch your left arm down,
19:45you might be able to reach the tip of it.
19:46Over the edge of the bridge?
19:48Yep.
19:48Over the edge of the bridge, Tony.
19:50Okay, watch that fall, Tony.
19:50That's it.
19:51Now, put your left arm
19:52down over the side of the bridge.
19:54That's it.
19:55To the side more.
19:56Lie down on your stomach.
19:58Yeah, lie down on your stomach.
19:59Put all the items up.
20:01That's it.
20:01Now, put your left arm out to the side.
20:04And down.
20:04Bring it down towards your feet more.
20:06Keep going.
20:07Keep going.
20:08That's it.
20:09That's it.
20:09You've got two.
20:10He's got it.
20:11He's got it.
20:11Right.
20:12Now, if you put...
20:13All right.
20:14Bring your arm back up into the bridge now.
20:16And...
20:18Keep...
20:18Put the items...
20:19Beware, team.
20:20Beware the mindless threat of the mechanical warrior.
20:25Right.
20:25Tony, stand up.
20:26Put one of the items in each hand.
20:29And then stand up.
20:30Quick, stand up.
20:31Stand up.
20:32And take...
20:32Step forward.
20:33Walk forward.
20:34And again.
20:35That's it.
20:38Where am I?
20:39Hey, Tony.
20:40You're on a kind of wheel.
20:43With another one.
20:46Diagonally in front of you.
20:47Team, these are the mills of doom.
20:49Another mechanical threat if ever I saw one.
20:53Only the centers of each cog are safe.
20:56Don't delay now.
20:57Life force energy fading.
20:59Tony, turn to your right a little bit.
21:02Right.
21:02Now take a step forward.
21:04And another one.
21:06That's it.
21:07And a really small step again.
21:09And another really small one.
21:11That's it.
21:12And when we say run...
21:13Run.
21:15Right.
21:15Just run for a little bit.
21:18Try and jump.
21:20When we say...
21:22Jump now.
21:23Well done.
21:24A step forward.
21:25A small step.
21:26Right.
21:26Now turn to your right.
21:28Step forward.
21:31And a small step again.
21:33And when we say jump, do the same as you did last time.
21:37Now.
21:38Well done.
21:39Step forward.
21:42Step forward.
21:42And again.
21:43And again.
21:44Step again.
21:45So I'm done.
21:46Where's the good?
21:46Yes.
21:47Yes, that's right.
21:48Step forward.
21:50Now to your right a little bit.
21:52Forward.
21:53Nice one.
21:53Step forward.
21:54That's it.
21:55And another...
21:56Keep walking forward.
21:57Just walk forward.
21:57No way.
21:58Nice.
22:00Where am I?
22:01Hey, Tony.
22:02You're in a room with four doors and a skeleton.
22:06Dire warning, team.
22:07Catacomb bites, if handled at all, must be handled with kid gloves.
22:12Here.
22:13You needed the gauntlet to subdue this monster.
22:17It was the challenge you were told to accept, but of course, you declined it.
22:21Now you must find what exit you made and hurry, life force energy critical.
22:26Tony, take a side step to the left.
22:29Now walk forward.
22:36Where am I?
22:37Hey, Tony.
22:38You're in a room with three doors and they've all got portcullises in them.
22:42Hi, Tony.
22:44Welcome to one of Moggred's play pens, Dungeonia.
22:49Play a while.
22:51Play forever.
23:05Oh, dear.
23:07Well, never mind.
23:09I suppose even Moggred's got to have some fun.
23:11Well, you're out, I'm afraid, team.
23:15So let's get you all safely out of the dungeon.
23:19Spell casting.
23:21D-I-S-M-I-S-S.
23:31Farewell, Tony, Craig, Dean, and Tony.
23:35Yours was a brave bid, but now others are keen to challenge.
23:40But first, watchers must wait and dungeon must pause till time turns once more.
23:46Join us again soon for a nightmare.
23:50And remember, life's not worth a candle without adventure.
24:06And we'll be getting out the helmet of justice for Nightmare tomorrow night at half seven.
24:11After the break, the brain buzz kicks off with Bruce's Price is Right.
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24:37And we'll be right back to you soon for a while.
24:37And we'll be right back to you soon for a while.