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00:00Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:50Hello, the warmest of welcomes from a romantic wreck.
00:54Pour yourself another glass of cherry-aid and snuggle up to a loved one
00:58as we cruise together through the landerous lanes of the crystal maze.
01:03Six lively lovelies will become intimately familiar
01:06with a stunningly attractive range of games.
01:09Each game won will yield up a crystal and precious seconds of time
01:13for a climax of sorts back here at the Dome.
01:16You know, there's always the hope of a happy ending.
01:19Or maybe they'll even win a prize.
01:22Let's get to know the contestants a little better, shall we?
01:25There's Wendy Sneddon, 26 years old from Dundee,
01:29an administrative assistant.
01:32Sarah White, 17 years old from Coventry, a student.
01:37Michelle Gilder, 28 years old from Buckinghamshire,
01:41an interior designer.
01:43Andrew Samson, 37 years old from Hinkley,
01:46and a mature student.
01:49Dave Regan, 28 years old from Southport,
01:51an analyst programmer.
01:54Gary Proctor, 33 years old from Hornchurch,
01:58and a building services engineer.
02:00And Gary is the team captain.
02:03Why don't you come with me and begin with it?
02:08OK, and here they are.
02:10I'm glad you came today.
02:11I was feeling a little depressed, a little low.
02:13But we'll talk about that later on.
02:14You didn't come here to hear my problems.
02:16You came here to play a few games
02:18and go through the crystal maze.
02:19Gary, captain.
02:21Hi.
02:21And young, um, um, um, David.
02:24Yes, Dave.
02:24Ah, Michelle, uh, Andy, uh, Wendy, and Sarah.
02:28And we're going to go up the river
02:29and into Aztec jungle.
02:31We're going to play a few games there,
02:32but we'll talk about the games when we get there.
02:34First of all, you have to, you have to go up river.
02:36And to do that, you have to get into those boats
02:38and paddle them.
02:40I'll blow the whistle and you can do that.
02:42Are you ready?
02:43Yes.
02:43You absolutely positive?
02:44Positive.
02:44All right.
02:45Here we go.
02:46Your way.
02:55I'll do that.
02:56Hold that, dear.
03:06I've got some great games waiting for these guys.
03:09Some real thriller, killer, diller, Godzilla.
03:15And anything else that rhymes with that game?
03:19Okay, chaps.
03:21Coco on the bridge, I think.
03:22I'm sure.
03:23Number one.
03:30Come on, then.
03:32Up here.
03:38Look at this.
03:40Isn't this marvelous?
03:41Our very first zone.
03:43Our first of four zones.
03:44And in each zone, we have a series of games.
03:47We have four categories of games.
03:48Have a physical, a mental, a skill, and a mystery.
03:51And they take between two and three minutes to play.
03:54And if you win them, you get a crystal.
03:55If you lose one, then it costs you a crystal to buy the person out.
03:59If, indeed, you want to buy the person out.
04:01Right.
04:02A game.
04:03Young Capitan.
04:04I'd like to start with a physical game.
04:06You would?
04:06And I think we'll start with Michelle.
04:08Michelle, come with me.
04:09Up here.
04:10I'm going to give you two and a half minutes for this.
04:13If you just stick your little legs in there.
04:15One in there and one in there.
04:16Get that over the little body.
04:18Okay.
04:19I get these straps here.
04:20And I pull them tight.
04:23Are you right?
04:25Okay.
04:25Two and a half minutes.
04:26Automatic lock-in.
04:27If you fall down, if you touch the floor, then you're locked in.
04:29Okay.
04:30So the object of the exercise is to get round the cell without touching the floor, basically.
04:34And bring the crystal back.
04:35Two and a half minutes.
04:36Go.
04:38Right.
04:39See the crystal.
04:40Yep.
04:41We're out to go.
04:43Quick as can.
04:44Two and a half minutes will go nowhere.
04:45Two and a half minutes will go nowhere.
04:45Yeah.
04:47Is it cut?
04:49It's a little jungle ring, then?
04:52Can you see the crystal?
04:53Yeah.
04:57Keep going.
04:58Keep going.
05:00Oh, God.
05:02Thank you, mate.
05:05All right.
05:05Can you see the odd one now?
05:06Let's see.
05:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:07I thought she's got to try.
05:08All right.
05:09Two minutes.
05:10Two minutes left.
05:11One time's on was one attached.
05:14Hold on.
05:19Good.
05:19Good.
05:20That's it, you can.
05:29We'll have to come back a different way.
05:31The ledges disappear as you go across.
05:32Good aim, Kate.
05:37You can see the rain.
05:45Attach yourself on the other one.
05:46Or mulchers or something, really.
05:47Attach yourself, Michelle.
05:48On your right-hand side?
05:49Yeah, attach the lower one.
05:50Oh, what have you got left there?
05:51I didn't, um...
05:52I've now lost a leg.
05:53You're going to attach it, Michelle.
05:54Just over a minute.
05:5515.
05:56Attach the top left.
05:57Attach the left.
05:58Attach the left one, Michelle.
05:59Go, go, go, go, go.
06:00No time.
06:03No time.
06:04No time.
06:05No time to waste.
06:05That's it.
06:06Down.
06:06That's it.
06:09Good.
06:09Yeah.
06:11A minute left.
06:12Come on, Michelle.
06:12Just one minute.
06:13Yes, we'll do it.
06:14Go two at a time still.
06:16Quickly, quickly, quickly.
06:18Get a kind of rhythm going.
06:20That's the idea.
06:21That's it.
06:21As quick as you can.
06:23Fast as you can.
06:24You're going to have to get onto this.
06:25You're going to have to get onto the side.
06:27Oh, jump onto that step, yes.
06:29Oh, oh.
06:29You can't get in.
06:30Hit the step.
06:32Hit the step.
06:33Hit the step.
06:33Hit the step.
06:33Come on, Michelle.
06:34Come on.
06:35I don't want to drop it.
06:36Come on, Michelle.
06:37Come on.
06:38I can't.
06:4030 seconds.
06:41Come on, Michelle.
06:42Come on, come on.
06:44Go, go, go.
06:45Jump onto the legs.
06:46You're all right.
06:47That's it.
06:47Attach yourself.
06:48On to the point.
06:50On to the point.
06:51Come on, quickly, quickly, quickly.
06:52Attach yourself.
06:53Attach.
06:54Go.
06:5615 seconds left.
06:58Well done.
07:0110 seconds.
07:02Okay.
07:05Oh.
07:06Oh.
07:07Yes.
07:08Never mind.
07:09Never mind.
07:09I do like, I do actually like you guys to, um, to, um, put the, put the hooks in.
07:14Well, where is it?
07:15It fell on the floor.
07:16It fell on the floor!
07:20Oh, no.
07:21You did all that in the time?
07:22Yeah.
07:23And it got it?
07:23And it fell on the floor?
07:24I couldn't get it in my pocket.
07:27Oh, Michelle, my.
07:28I want to weep.
07:29I could weep.
07:29So do I.
07:30I could weep.
07:31But never mind.
07:32Never mind.
07:33Let's play another game, then.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Okay.
07:35We'd like to play a mental game.
07:36I'd like to say a lot, please.
07:38Sarah.
07:38Come with me, dear.
07:39Round here.
07:40I'm going to give you two minutes for this.
07:42Please, if you win the crystal, come out with it this time.
07:45Ready?
07:46Two minutes.
07:47You can watch here or through round the corner, chaps, if you want to.
07:50There's a window round there.
07:51All adjacent symbols is much.
07:52No adjacent colours are the same.
07:53The clock's running.
07:55You can help as much as you like.
07:56All adjacent symbols must come right now.
07:59I'm not going to put a no conferring rule on this one.
08:01I might do, though.
08:03Hmm.
08:04Thought about that.
08:05But next time, perhaps.
08:07Who knows?
08:08Depends on my mood.
08:10I'm a man of moods.
08:12Well, nearly a man of moods.
08:15Yeah.
08:15Nearly a man.
08:17Yeah.
08:19A minute and a half left.
08:27Mmm.
08:27Somebody smells very nice.
08:29I don't know which one it is, but...
08:32It's divine.
08:33Where's the crystal?
08:34One more!
08:35One more!
08:37One more!
08:38One more!
08:38One more!
08:40It's one of them.
08:41Okay, let me out.
08:42Yes!
08:42Yes, yes!
08:43You done it?
08:44Yes!
08:44Right, this is what we want.
08:45But I have to say, I have to say, there's no excitement.
08:49You didn't seem to be excited, you guys.
08:51Are you going to be a quiet bunch?
08:53That means I've got to make a lot of noise, you see, if you're very quiet.
08:56Ah, first, Crystal, five seconds of time.
08:59Let's play another game.
09:00Right, it's my turn now, I think.
09:01Your turn?
09:02I'd like to go for another physical game.
09:03Ooh, I've got a beauty for you.
09:06Come on, Gary.
09:07This is a good game.
09:10Ah, two and a half minutes to do this.
09:13You can help through the window there or through here.
09:15In you go.
09:15Two and a half minutes, Gary.
09:18From now...
09:18I've got a key here.
09:19There's a key and a padlock on the chest.
09:23Some rails.
09:25What do you have to do first?
09:27Can you get the key off?
09:28Get the key off first.
09:29No, that's got to come over here to the key.
09:32Oh, right.
09:32Build those rails.
09:34Go, go, go.
09:35Time's your enemy.
09:37Time is always the enemy.
09:40That's what Mumsy says.
09:41That's Mumsy's line, actually.
09:42She got it off Dwayne.
09:43I haven't spoken to you about Dwayne, have I?
09:46Well, you know Mumsy's been away on the sabbatical.
09:49Two minutes left.
09:50She's on a bit of a sabbatical.
09:52She came across Dwayne, and Dwayne's turned her life around.
09:55He really has.
09:56He sends her faxes daily.
09:58That's a chart.
10:00And all that sort of stuff.
10:02Tarot.
10:03New age kind of stuff.
10:05Now, I mean, she's so into it.
10:08She's even had a haircut.
10:09She's got a lunatic fringe now.
10:11But she's really, she's really into it.
10:13And I think quite wisely.
10:14And she's coming out with the most incredible philosophies.
10:19I'll talk to you later, rather.
10:21One and a half minutes left.
10:24One and a half minutes left, Gary.
10:27Yeah.
10:29You're taking an awful long time out over this, Gary.
10:32I'm sorry.
10:33I think I'll smack your face in arms with the wet letters when you come out.
10:37Yes.
10:39Yes.
10:40Go.
10:41Go.
10:42Go.
10:42Your timer's running away with you.
10:45Yes.
10:47I'm a short one.
10:47You've only got, you've only got a minute left.
10:50No, Gary.
10:52Only a minute left.
10:56That's it.
10:58Okay.
10:59First job.
11:03Very wisely done.
11:05He ignored the train at the other end.
11:07He ignored it.
11:08He ignored it.
11:10I'm not there.
11:11I'm going.
11:14No.
11:15It's not it.
11:16Put it up.
11:1730 seconds left.
11:18There's a key at the other end.
11:1930 seconds left.
11:21Go, go, go.
11:22Go, go, go, go.
11:23Go.
11:25Yes, he is.
11:3415 seconds.
11:3615 seconds.
11:3810.
11:38Okay.
11:39Go.
11:40Go, go, go.
11:41Go, go, go.
11:43Five.
11:44Four.
11:45You have five seconds left.
11:47Well done.
11:47Wow, I thought you were going to be...
11:48I really thought you were going to be so long.
11:50So long.
11:51Now, listen, chaps.
11:52I have to say, just before you go on this, that's 10 seconds of time.
11:56But, you know, the help that you should have given said, no, that rail goes there.
11:59That rail goes there.
12:00You could have done all that help for him.
12:01And you were watching, but you weren't really helping, and time could have got the better of you there.
12:07All right.
12:08So, I think we're ready to move on to our next zone now.
12:11Ocean World.
12:12Allow me.
12:13This way.
12:15Up this little lagoon.
12:17Creek.
12:18Riverette.
12:19Whatever you like to call it.
12:20You okay?
12:22What was on my trail?
12:26Heart.
12:3810, 15, 20 fathoms down underneath the floor.
12:41The water here.
12:43I hope it doesn't leak in.
12:44Come on in.
12:45Come on, sit down.
12:45Come on.
12:45Make yourself look ahead.
12:46It's marvelous, isn't it?
12:47I've done this all.
12:48I've been restoring this all myself.
12:50You don't want to hear about restoration.
12:51Here we are.
12:52Second zone.
12:54Two crystals.
12:55Ten seconds at a time.
12:57What are we going to do here?
12:58Right.
12:58We're going to use our mystery man.
13:00Who are?
13:00Dave.
13:01My mystery guy.
13:03Oh, I have one for you.
13:05Special.
13:05Up the stairs, Dave.
13:07Come on.
13:07Up here.
13:10Three minute game here.
13:13Take those goggles.
13:14Stick those on.
13:15You chaps will be able to watch on the monitors when he's ready.
13:19Are you ready?
13:19Don't put him down over your eyes until you get down the ladder.
13:21There's a bit of a way to go there.
13:23That monitor there behind, you'll be able to watch him.
13:25And I'll start the clock as soon as you start down the ladder.
13:29No, just the monitor there, look.
13:30Okay.
13:31And you're away.
13:32The time's ticking.
13:33He's in business.
13:34Going to get down that ladder.
13:36Go through to the cave.
13:38The front of the, the sharp point of the old ship here.
13:42Must have, must have somehow already got lodged into the cave there.
13:44Can you look at the first clue?
13:46The first clue.
13:46There we go.
13:48Right.
13:49The first, first, first, first clue.
13:52Look up to the flag.
13:53I can't remember that might have been the first clue.
13:55In the chair.
13:57In theágba.
13:58In theágba.
13:59In theágba.
13:59In a háb — Howár's theágba?
14:02Byá — You've been told the haft of theágba.
14:04The pirate's been stapled?
14:05The pirate's been stapled!
14:07The pirate's been stabbed!
14:07Pyrä太!
14:10Got it.
14:12Go go go — this is very time-consuming.
14:15Check it out.
14:16The lookout on your shoulder.
14:18The lookout on your shoulder?
14:19Pirate.
14:20The lookout on your shoulder.
14:32We've got two minutes left, do you see a minute's gone already, you've got a lot to do yet Dave.
14:37What's the next one? Did you find it in the parrot?
14:40No. Something in the parrot, I'm sure the parrot's got something.
14:43Maybe there's claw. Have a look.
14:45And it's claw!
14:47He's got it. He's got it.
14:52Where would you find pieces of eight?
14:54Where would you find pieces of eight?
14:55Yes.
14:59Oh he's got something, he's got it.
15:03Now you've got to put that jigsaw together, have him today.
15:06You've got a minute and a half left.
15:10Several things to do yet.
15:13Quick, quick, quick, quick!
15:16How much time's there left?
15:19Got a minute and fifteen.
15:27Go, go, go!
15:29If you can read it, I don't mind.
15:31If you can make sense of it.
15:33Got a minute left.
15:34I can't see it.
15:36Come on Dave.
15:37Come on.
15:37He's doing well then.
15:41What do you think it says?
15:43Can you read it without putting it all together?
15:46I'll have to go.
15:50Er...
15:54See...
16:0230 seconds.
16:04No.
16:06No.
16:07No.
16:08Far too confident.
16:08I told him I was in this.
16:10He's got to take some time.
16:10It was far too confident.
16:12Come on Dave.
16:13Come on Dave.
16:16Come on Dave.
16:18Come on Dave.
16:18Come on Dave.
16:21Come on Dave.
16:22Come on Dave.
16:23Come on Dave.
16:32Out.
16:34Okay.
16:35Now, what I want you to do Dave, is go downstairs and get yourself dry.
16:40If you go down past that sofa where we were sitting, there's a door.
16:43There's an engine room and there's a boiler room.
16:44There's towels and hot pipes there.
16:46Go and dry yourself off there.
16:47And we're going to go and play another game.
16:49We're going to have a bit of skill now.
16:51And I'm just going to be our skill man.
16:52Okay.
16:54All right.
16:54This way.
16:55We're going to start for the drinks.
16:56Oh!
16:58You can pack that up.
16:59You can watch on there.
17:01I'm going to give you two minutes.
17:03Okay.
17:04Yep.
17:04Two minutes to squirt the sharks.
17:08Oop.
17:08There we go.
17:12Right.
17:14Oh.
17:15When the sharks are out of the mouth.
17:16Is it mouth?
17:18Is it mouth?
17:18In the mouth.
17:19Right.
17:19In the north and south.
17:22That's it.
17:25Does the gun move along sideways?
17:28Right.
17:29That's it.
17:30Get it in there.
17:30Oh.
17:31I can't see what's going on.
17:32Let's see what's going on.
17:37Oh.
17:37That's a good one.
17:38Oh.
17:38Oh.
17:39Oh.
17:41Oh.
17:42Oh.
17:44Oh.
17:45Oh.
17:45Oh.
17:45Oh.
17:49You done a very good shot.
17:51No.
17:52How much fast it got to go.
17:54It's quick.
17:55Get that water in the mouth.
17:56If you miss it, you're going to turn the water wheel the long way around.
17:59In the mouth.
18:01Go, Andy.
18:01Come on.
18:03That's a good one.
18:05Switch it off.
18:05How much time we've got there?
18:11Got a minute left.
18:13Keep going, Andy.
18:15A minute left.
18:17It does seem to be turning the right way, I have to say.
18:20Yeah, it's turning really well.
18:21But you have to shut off, Andy.
18:23I think they're very attractive. They're reminding somebody.
18:26Come on, you can do it.
18:27Oh, look at that.
18:30See you there, Andy.
18:35Yes!
18:37Oh!
18:38Yes!
18:41Climb, that's more refurbishing.
18:44You just, you just...
18:47I've got so much work to do on this.
18:50So, so how many crystals now?
18:52Three. Three crystals.
18:53Fifteen seconds of time.
18:55I think, I think perhaps we should play another game.
18:58I think you're right. We're going to go with a mental game,
19:00and we're going to have mental Wendy.
19:02Wendy!
19:03Ooh, I've got a little game for you.
19:06Here's your hand. Mind the water.
19:11Okay.
19:13Come on.
19:15Down here.
19:18Across here.
19:20You've got two minutes for this.
19:22Two minutes for the second the door closes.
19:24You guys will be able to watch on that monitor there.
19:26You're going to settle yourselves down. Are you ready?
19:28Yes.
19:28In you go.
19:32Can you hear us?
19:32There's a key and a flag on it.
19:34Yes, you can. She can hear you.
19:35There's some hammers behind you.
19:37Right.
19:38What's the plan?
19:39Right.
19:40She's done it already. She's got it already.
19:41She's got the good start.
19:42Right.
19:42She's going to find that up there.
19:44Let me tell her.
19:45V7.
19:47V7.
19:48V7.
19:49Is it?
19:50Seven.
19:51Be as quick as you can.
19:54Time is the enemy.
19:55Time's the enemy.
19:56It really has.
19:57Time's the enemy.
20:00Right.
20:01What is it?
20:01It's like eight.
20:03D8.
20:04A minute and a half.
20:06Just gone.
20:09I don't know what that is.
20:13Um.
20:16P.
20:17Hurry up.
20:18Hurry up.
20:19Get your skates on.
20:25Another key.
20:27White.
20:28She's finding them really quickly.
20:30She is?
20:31Here we are.
20:32A minute left.
20:34Is she here?
20:35A minute.
20:36A minute.
20:36No.
20:36No.
20:36No.
20:37C.
20:39She's doing really well.
20:41Good heavens.
20:42You're all steamy.
20:48She's got the new stick.
20:49Yeah.
20:50She's got card-hand flags on the wall.
20:52She's got to match them up and open the right box.
20:54Interesting.
20:56Yes.
20:57Yes.
20:58Yes.
21:00Well done.
21:01Yes.
21:02Well done.
21:03Look at the mess you've laid in there.
21:05You didn't even put the box in there.
21:08I just have to go and do that myself.
21:11Another game I think we can afford to play here, Gary.
21:14Would you like to play another game?
21:15Yes.
21:16What would you like to play?
21:16Um.
21:17I'll play one.
21:18You want to play one?
21:19Yeah.
21:20What kind of game do you want?
21:21A physical.
21:21Do you want a physical?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Oh, I've got a very nice physical.
21:25Come here.
21:28So it's two and a half minutes.
21:32It's not very long.
21:33It's an automatic lock-in, I have to say, unfortunately.
21:36This area is an automatic lock-in.
21:38If you fall off or touch the ground in any way,
21:41I'm afraid it's an automatic lock-in.
21:42Two and a half minutes to do it.
21:43There's a monitor behind you, chaps.
21:46And let me see.
21:47Okay, up you go.
21:47Quickly.
21:48Quickly.
21:48Grab that prop shaft at the top there.
21:51Go, baby.
21:51Go.
21:52Travel.
21:52Travel.
21:52Go.
21:53Go.
21:53Use it.
21:54Oh, too late.
21:55Too late.
21:56Oh, she missed her opportunity.
21:58Yeah.
21:59You see, you missed your opportunity there.
22:01This one, sir.
22:02Go.
22:02Take the prop shaft as it comes up.
22:04Wow.
22:05Get straight across in...
22:10Go.
22:13Go.
22:14Go.
22:15Stay.
22:16Okay.
22:17That's the idea.
22:20You've got two minutes left.
22:25Go.
22:26Go.
22:27Go.
22:29Go.
22:30So time-consuming.
22:31She missed a half revolution.
22:33Try to get it going quickly so she'd miss that.
22:36So how many chances have you got to lose this one, this one?
22:39Well, you miss as many as you like, truthfully.
22:43Go.
22:44Go.
22:45Go.
22:46Go.
22:46Oh, let's go, dude.
22:47Well, it's got meats up.
22:50Yeah.
22:52Ah, a minute and a half left.
22:54So you see how long that took you?
22:57Took you a long time.
22:58Oh, I see.
22:59The chops down.
23:00OK, you might find doing it with your hands is quicker once you've loosened it off.
23:05Once you loose, do it with your hands.
23:09I'm trying it with your hands, Sarah. Don't loose the scallop.
23:14That's it.
23:15That's it.
23:16Loosen it right, but then undo it with your hands, I think.
23:19That's it.
23:21Oh, well done.
23:23Oh, how amazing.
23:25She's doing it with her hands.
23:30OK, remember you've got to come back.
23:33Put it in your pocket.
23:34Down in front, anywhere.
23:36Don't lose it.
23:37Just take your time.
23:39OK, first opportunity to go.
23:41Well done.
23:43She's got...
23:44Oh, gosh.
23:4735 seconds.
23:48You're planting time.
23:50Can't go to miss one though.
23:51Just take your time.
23:5330 seconds.
23:5430 seconds.
23:55You're all right.
23:56You're all right.
23:57You're all right.
23:57You're all right.
23:58You're all right.
24:00You're all right.
24:02Come on.
24:03You're all right.
24:04Come on.
24:06Come on, please.
24:07Don't jump, whatever you want.
24:08Come on.
24:0815 seconds.
24:09Just wait.
24:10Get the door open.
24:11You're all right.
24:12How long?
24:1210 seconds.
24:14You're all right.
24:16Okay, let me out.
24:17Two.
24:17Five.
24:18Yes.
24:18Four.
24:19Five, yes.
24:21How's that?
24:22Well done.
24:22You sure you ended those with your bare hands?
24:25That was...
24:25It was marvelous.
24:26It was good.
24:27Guys, well now we're going to go onto our next stone, all
24:29right?
24:30Which is up this way.
24:37It's just a little extra exercise for you.
24:42Extra exercise.
24:44Difficult to say that.
24:49Breathe in.
24:53Side squeeze.
24:58Come here.
25:10Ding, ding, ding.
25:12Well, here we are.
25:13Third zone.
25:14Two zones played.
25:16How many crystals?
25:17Five.
25:17Five crystals.
25:18How many seconds is that?
25:19Twenty-five.
25:20What about a game here?
25:22I think we'd like to do a mental game, and we'd like to go with Dave.
25:25Dave, come with me.
25:28It's over.
25:29Yes, it's this way.
25:31Okay, I'm going to give you two minutes first, and you can help.
25:34There's a little window here in the door, which you can look through as soon as the door's closed.
25:39Are you ready, Dave?
25:40Okay, in you go.
25:42And I'll close that.
25:44You can open up that window.
25:45See, complete the word chain to release Excalibur.
25:48Okay.
25:49Complete the word chain to release Excalibur.
25:52Mason.
25:53Stone Mason.
25:54The word chain to release Excalibur.
25:57Stone Death.
25:59Excalibur.
26:00Death group.
26:01Age old.
26:02Age old.
26:03Old boy.
26:04Old head.
26:05Patrick.
26:07I'm going to take my gloves off.
26:08Trick number?
26:09No, no, no.
26:10It's not trick, obviously.
26:11This, as you know, is a nice.
26:14About a minute and a half.
26:15This is a new fashion, fashion look, which I've introduced.
26:21I don't want anybody else taking credit for this, but you will see it in all your shops.
26:25Owens.
26:26Master.
26:27Office block.
26:27Office block.
26:29Okay, okay.
26:30Headmaster.
26:31Head cold.
26:32Head cold.
26:33Cold as steel.
26:34Master.
26:35Head cold.
26:36Yeah.
26:37Cold as steel.
26:38Cold as steel.
26:39Cold as steel.
26:40Go up, go up.
26:40Head.
26:40Are we the time?
26:41Head cold.
26:42Head cold.
26:43Head cold.
26:44You got it?
26:44Have you got it?
26:46Has he released it?
26:47Yes.
26:48Let me out.
26:49I've changed my mind.
26:51Okay.
26:52How about that?
26:53How many crystals?
26:55Six.
26:55Six crystals.
26:56Just stay there for a second because I've just got to place this over here.
26:59Daddy.
27:01I've got to give this to Dad here.
27:03This was my father's armor.
27:05And, uh, Daddy, could I have the crystal, please?
27:07Thank you very much.
27:08Oh, thank you very much.
27:10Sorry about dropping it on the floor.
27:11Okay, so we've got six crystals.
27:14Thirty seconds of time.
27:15Let's play another game.
27:16Okay.
27:17Right.
27:17Well, it's a mystery, as you did last time, so I'm going to go with Wendy and a mystery
27:21game.
27:22Oh, come on.
27:22Hang on.
27:26All right.
27:27I'm not going to give you very long for this.
27:29Two minutes, but you will be able to talk to the game.
27:31There's a window around the corner as well.
27:33You can watch through here.
27:34Okay.
27:34There we go.
27:35Place all pieces on the board with no two in the same horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.
27:40Drop that blinking crystal on the floor.
27:41Right.
27:42Right.
27:43Chipped it.
27:45Chipped it when Daddy lifted up.
27:49No, we've got him on the same diagonal.
27:52No.
27:54No, he's still on the diagonal.
27:55No.
27:56Put it up his arm.
27:57No, to the back one.
27:58It's left.
27:59To the left.
28:00It's right.
28:00Left.
28:01Left.
28:01Left.
28:02That's it.
28:04That's it.
28:13That was spooky.
28:17In the corner.
28:18In the corner, left.
28:19No, no, no.
28:22Why not the corner?
28:23Why did you say that?
28:24There's one in the opposite corner.
28:25Yes.
28:26What is this?
28:27This is the right one corner.
28:28The right one corner.
28:28What does that do?
28:29No, no.
28:30It's an interesting, it's interesting.
28:34A minute left.
28:35But corners, corners are interesting because they sort of do two things, don't they?
28:40Vertical.
28:40Still, it's in the same line.
28:41No, no.
28:42No, the black one.
28:43That's it.
28:44No, that's nice.
28:45Put that one.
28:45Leave that one.
28:46Put that one on the second from the right.
28:48No, not that.
28:49Sorry.
28:49The one at the top.
28:51Right.
28:51Second from the right.
28:52Keep walking, keep going.
28:54Three more.
28:54The white one.
28:55And bring this one and put it onto the white square.
28:58Holy crap.
28:59No.
29:00You've still got the other one in diagonal anyway.
29:02You can't.
29:02Yes, you've done this.
29:03That's out there.
29:03No, it's not diagonal.
29:04No, it's back to a diagonal.
29:0630 seconds left.
29:0730 seconds.
29:0930 seconds.
29:11How you doing?
29:11No, you're on diagonal there.
29:12No, on the diagonal.
29:13Put that one here.
29:14Put it there.
29:14Yes, no.
29:15Yeah.
29:16On the diagonal with the other one.
29:18Yeah.
29:18Put that one where it was before.
29:20Where's that?
29:21No, that was there.
29:22No, that was there.
29:23Put the other one back on that block.
29:25Ten seconds.
29:26Get out now.
29:26Get out.
29:27Yeah, come on, go on.
29:29Okay.
29:32Now, your big problem is putting things on corners when you're trying not to get on.
29:36Because it means you've obviously closed off one line, but you've obviously closed off two lines, haven't you?
29:41Yeah.
29:41If you've got it on a corner.
29:42Yeah.
29:42So you mustn't be on a corner.
29:43That's as simple as that.
29:45Okay, so we didn't win one there.
29:46We've still got six crystals.
29:47Let's play another game here.
29:49Another physical, please.
29:50I'll do this one.
29:51Would you like to play a physical game?
29:52Oh, I've got a real killer diller for you.
29:54I think this might be a lock-in.
29:57It's two and a half minutes, okay?
29:59Oh, I think they'll put these gloves on first.
30:02Okay.
30:04Two and a half minutes, eh?
30:07Oh, you have to go.
30:11Oh, you have to go.
30:13Oh, you have to get that.
30:16So bring back the page.
30:19Does it lift up?
30:20Yeah.
30:20Slide.
30:23Oh, there they go.
30:24Oh, there they go.
30:24All right, yeah.
30:25See, they slide.
30:26What does it say on the label?
30:28Okay, go, go, go.
30:29You've wasted five so much time already, Gary.
30:30On the other side?
30:31On the other side.
30:31On your journey.
30:32Keep sliding them.
30:33See if they all slide.
30:34Off you go.
30:35Yes, they do.
30:36Off you go with that.
30:37Keep pushing it.
30:38Keep pushing this one all the way.
30:39Yep.
30:39Other way.
30:40That's it.
30:40That's it.
30:41Push it again.
30:42Go the other way.
30:44Oh, right.
30:45Well done.
30:46Two minutes left.
30:4830 seconds.
30:49It's gone already.
30:51That's it.
30:53Where's the crystal?
30:55Is the crystal left?
30:56Yeah.
30:58Put it down the top.
30:59Now, now, you can bring back the page.
31:02Just remember to push it back so you can get through.
31:04The page.
31:05Like, double side of it.
31:06Do you know where you're going, Gary?
31:08Oh, really?
31:08Oh, I saw it.
31:10It's a crystal key.
31:12Gary, you'll have to put the crystal key here.
31:15There's a key over here, Gary.
31:17What's that?
31:17Oh.
31:18What are you doing first?
31:19You can't take it off.
31:20Right.
31:21That's the idea, Gary.
31:22Now, you unlock that cage.
31:24And you bring all the cage all the way back to this other key.
31:27Get the crystal out and leave the cell.
31:29It's as simple as that.
31:30It's a very easy little job.
31:33Little task.
31:35As I've said before, and I'll say again,
31:37it's not like mucking out the Orgian stables, is it?
31:40Nothing like that.
31:41All right.
31:48Come on, Gary.
31:49Back again.
31:50That's it.
31:52Plenty of time.
31:53Yeah.
31:55Keep going, Gary.
31:56Keep going.
31:57Push it left.
32:01Then left again.
32:02You've got to take that crystal out of the cage.
32:05No doubt.
32:06How long have you got now?
32:07I don't know.
32:0930 seconds.
32:10It's a classy time.
32:11Don't rush it, Gary.
32:13Well, I don't know about that.
32:16It's a bit difficult.
32:16Oh, well done.
32:19See, I'm doing it.
32:20Yeah.
32:20Is it coming off?
32:22No.
32:22Just.
32:24Turn it off.
32:25I can't see the mist.
32:2715 seconds.
32:29Yes!
32:30Woo-hoo!
32:33What a captain.
32:35What a man.
32:36Okay.
32:37Another game here?
32:39Oh, another mental game, please.
32:41Yeah, who's that for?
32:42Michelle.
32:43Oh, Michelle.
32:44This is where you, what do you do?
32:47Repudiate yourself?
32:48Is that the word?
32:49Yes.
32:49No, it's not quite the word.
32:50Just keep holding it.
32:51Yes, you hang on to it.
32:53You come up with it.
32:53I'm going to give you two minutes for this, all right?
32:55In you go.
32:59What's that?
33:01Okay, listen.
33:02Have I got to match one of these up?
33:05Can you see?
33:06You've got to put these in here.
33:08Oh, smell the incense.
33:11It's lovely.
33:13A few votive candles over there.
33:15I lit them myself.
33:16I'm actually going to...
33:17Remember that fashion note I showed you earlier on about my gloves in the boot?
33:22I'm going to put them back on again now because after this game, we're going to go to our next...
33:26Down by his foot.
33:27Down by his foot.
33:27Down by his foot.
33:28Ah, a minute and a half left.
33:31Right.
33:32As quick as you can.
33:35There's a red cross on the table.
33:36Other top.
33:37This one.
33:39That's it.
33:40That's it.
33:40That's dragon.
33:41That's dragon, yeah.
33:43And this one.
33:44There's a red cross for the middle of his chest.
33:47There's a flashy one there.
33:48That's the idea.
33:49That's the idea.
33:49There's a red cross on the table, is there?
33:51Right.
33:51This is like a stocking bit here.
33:53Well, it'll go.
33:53It'll go.
33:54There you go.
33:55More haste, less speed.
33:58Got a minute left.
34:00Now, there's something you guys could be doing while she's doing this, isn't there?
34:03And that's okay.
34:04What's the job you should be doing while she's doing this?
34:06It's the middle of the line.
34:07Where's the crystal?
34:08It's behind the middle of the line.
34:09It's behind the middle of the line.
34:10It's behind the middle of the line.
34:11This one.
34:12Right.
34:12What's going on with it?
34:13Sun.
34:14This one.
34:15This is like a huge dixel puzzle.
34:17Because it's shoulder.
34:18It's middle of the right, yeah.
34:20This is an arm.
34:22That's how it's getting into it now.
34:23There's not so many.
34:25She says.
34:26The sands of pain.
34:2830 seconds left.
34:30Has anyone seen my crystal?
34:32Yeah.
34:36Right.
34:37Middle right.
34:38Middle right.
34:38Middle right.
34:39On the floor.
34:40On the floor.
34:41On the floor.
34:42All right.
34:4315 seconds.
34:46Yes.
34:47Well done.
34:50You didn't drop it in there, did you?
34:52No.
34:52Are you sure?
34:53Right.
34:54How many crystals?
34:55Eight.
34:55Eight crystals.
34:56How many seconds?
34:5740 seconds.
34:5840 seconds.
34:59And yet one zone to play.
35:01Our final zone.
35:02This is where we're going now.
35:03So will you follow me, please?
35:06Yeah.
35:11Watch where you put your feet.
35:12That's the only thing.
35:30Come on, down here.
35:31Here we go.
35:33Around here.
35:34Okay.
35:36Make yourselves at home.
35:38In our fourth and final zone.
35:42Around here.
35:43Okay.
35:45Hello, computer.
35:46Not a number of us.
35:47Yes.
35:48Yes.
35:48This is a new team.
35:49And they're doing quite well, actually.
35:51I think they've got seven crystals.
35:53Nice.
35:53Eight crystals.
35:54I stand corrected.
35:55They've got eight crystals.
35:57So, we're going to play some more games here, aren't we, in our final zone.
35:59What are we going to do?
36:00A physical game, I think, this time.
36:02And we'll go with Andy.
36:03All right, Andy.
36:04A little three-minute physical for you.
36:06You'll be able to watch on the monitors there, guys.
36:08If you stay over there and watch that.
36:10I'll let Andy in, because there's nothing you can do to help.
36:16Three minutes.
36:17Three minutes.
36:17Yeah, it's three minutes.
36:23Is he pulling it?
36:24Yeah.
36:24Oh, it's a magnet.
36:25Yeah.
36:26Right.
36:26I can't see the corner.
36:28Okay.
36:29Get around the corner.
36:30Now, you see what he's got there?
36:31Yeah.
36:32Can't see.
36:33There must be a hole in the top of the perspex.
36:35He's got a magnet.
36:36No, it's near the door.
36:37Yes, he's got to get...
36:39Go back.
36:39He's got to go all the way around that maze.
36:42Can you hear it?
36:42Can you hear it?
36:42We might be able to hear it.
36:44Then we'd have to shout, I think.
36:45There's nothing you can do anywhere, isn't it?
36:46He's doing well.
36:47He's doing well.
36:47I don't know.
36:47If it only looks...
36:48It's still the way, isn't it?
36:49Turn a half minutes left.
36:51If he looks as if he's going the wrong way, you can say you've taken the wrong route,
36:54but I'd get to the door to send somebody.
36:57Oh, he's getting scared.
36:59No, no, no, no.
37:00Back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
37:02Back, back, back.
37:04I missed...
37:05Very difficult to...
37:06Very difficult to turn this one around.
37:07Oh, he's done it, though.
37:08He's done it very well.
37:09There, back, behind him.
37:11Turn left.
37:12Left.
37:12Where's he going to go?
37:13Double back.
37:14This way?
37:15Yes.
37:16Let him on.
37:17Go on, go on.
37:17I've not got far to go now.
37:19Right again.
37:20Right, that's it.
37:21Under the hoop.
37:22Keep going.
37:22Are you sure?
37:25Straight on.
37:27No.
37:28Right, right, right.
37:29Right, right.
37:30That's it.
37:31Keep going.
37:32Under the hoop.
37:37That's it.
37:37Left, that's it.
37:38Yes.
37:38A little bit more in there.
37:43That's it.
37:45That's it.
37:46Yes.
37:47Okay.
37:52Marvellous stuff.
37:54Marvellous stuff.
37:55Oh, well, of course.
37:56Here, let's all have a catch.
37:58How many's that?
38:00Nine.
38:00Nine.
38:02Nine.
38:02Well done.
38:02Another game.
38:04We'll have a skill game now and Dave.
38:06A skill game?
38:07A skill game.
38:07And you want Dave to play a skill game?
38:09Are you sure about it?
38:10I'm sure.
38:11Positively.
38:12You don't want to rethink this?
38:13No.
38:13Come on then.
38:14Up here.
38:16Okay.
38:17Two minutes thirty for this.
38:19Are you ready?
38:20Yep.
38:20Okay.
38:21I only want two out of three.
38:23You don't have to do three.
38:23Two out of three.
38:24I want two out of three.
38:25Okay.
38:26In you go.
38:27What can we see?
38:29Up there.
38:29Red to red.
38:31Blue into blue.
38:32Yellow into yellow.
38:34Red to red.
38:35I can't see the instructions.
38:37I'm always going to blow it.
38:38It's like a hoover.
38:39Short, sharp, bust.
38:41Is your best tactic.
38:45Because they do tend to drift.
38:48See how they go?
38:50They're floating on a cushion of air anyway.
38:53So there's very little to stop them.
38:55Oh.
38:56And they just start to run.
38:58So what you've got to do is almost get them stationary.
39:01Two minutes left.
39:02Line it up.
39:03Line it up and then just give it up.
39:05Oh.
39:05You see?
39:06Yeah.
39:06It won't work that way.
39:08You just have to nudge them in.
39:09You see how that's going to there?
39:10You don't want it in there though.
39:11It has to go into its own colour.
39:13You're blowing too hard.
39:16Just a little, little, little bursts.
39:22That's.
39:23Centre it up.
39:28Wrong one.
39:29Wrong one.
39:29Wrong one.
39:30A minute and a half left.
39:33Then he needs two.
39:36Oh, that was slow.
39:48Very gently, gently.
39:49Gently, gently, gently.
39:53Some more.
39:57Yes.
39:58Leave it.
39:58Leave it.
39:59Take it away.
39:59That's it.
40:00Yes.
40:01Great.
40:02How long?
40:02You want one more.
40:03You've got a minute left.
40:04Just handle the minutes.
40:05Leave it.
40:06No, gently, gently.
40:07Gently, gently.
40:08Much too hot.
40:12You're getting the idea.
40:14Don't knock the blue one out.
40:16No, wait.
40:17It's locked in now.
40:20Come on.
40:23Oh.
40:24Oh, no.
40:25Is it going to go for the yellow one or what?
40:26I think it's just catching that.
40:2930 seconds.
40:33It's wrong because it doesn't get locked in.
40:38It's very difficult to not get excited with this game.
40:41Because you do, and you go too hard at these dances.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:4515 seconds.
40:48One last go.
40:49I don't know.
40:5010.
40:50Come on.
40:52OK, come on.
40:53Stayed in there.
40:54A little longer than that.
40:56I think everyone was.
40:57Never mind.
40:57Very difficult, isn't it?
40:58It was.
40:59Just race away.
41:00They float away from you.
41:00You can't stop them.
41:01We can start, but you can't stop those down things.
41:04OK, never mind.
41:05Nine crystals.
41:05Not bad.
41:06Not bad.
41:07We've got another game here.
41:09We have Wendy and another misery mystery.
41:13A misery.
41:14Come on.
41:15Down here.
41:17Down here.
41:18Quickly, quickly, quickly.
41:19Keep up.
41:21OK, three minutes.
41:23Are you ready, Wendy?
41:25All right, it's an automatic lock-in.
41:27You're allowed two mistakes, a third mistake, and I'm afraid you can't get out.
41:31OK, so that's it, basically.
41:34Good luck.
41:38That's ticking.
41:39OK.
41:40So, what she has to do, basically, is get the fluid from the top to the dispensers at the bottom.
41:46Here, she has a series of tubes.
41:49She has to get them in the right order and make sure that, you know, the tube will...
41:57OK, so, now she's got to find the one that goes underneath that.
42:03However, they do go around both ways, so she's got a lot of more choices than it appears.
42:09Two and a half minutes left.
42:11Two and a half minutes left.
42:13OK, so, what she's got to do is follow all the tubes down to see that they go to the
42:18right.
42:19Follow all the tubes!
42:20Follow all the tubes!
42:26They twist round as well as going in different ways.
42:29Oh, she's found.
42:30She's discovered that.
42:38Two minutes left.
42:44You really can't, particularly.
42:47She's going to have to follow that herself, isn't she?
42:52Is there lots of different combinations?
42:54No, there's only one combination, but I suppose, for instance, if she'd got the top one in back to front,
43:00then she's going to have to get the entire thing.
43:06You're allowed to make two mistakes, you do know that.
43:09A minute and a half!
43:12No, we're going there, do it.
43:30She's working it out very well, I think, don't you?
43:34Following it down, she's going.
43:36OK, let's see.
43:38You've got a minute left.
43:40Yes.
43:41No.
43:41No.
43:43The red and the yellow are wrong.
43:48This is going to have the same colour.
43:50Blue, you've got the blue right there.
43:52Yes.
43:54OK.
43:56So there's all...
43:57Green, yellow, blue.
43:59There's blue right.
44:03Time?
44:03Oh, about, about, about, about, about, about 30 seconds.
44:0930 seconds!
44:14Give it another go.
44:15No!
44:20No.
44:22Time.
44:2315 seconds.
44:26Change it quick.
44:27Come on!
44:2910 seconds.
44:32Well, actually, I have to say, you're very wise of you to come out.
44:35I mean, it takes about 10 or 15 seconds for the fluid to run through.
44:39Oh, yeah.
44:39So, by the time we'd turned it around and gone again, you'd have been running out of time
44:43anyway.
44:44So, Gary, would you come to me, please, my dear?
44:49Because now it's time for us to do the final thing and go...
44:53To the crystal dome!
44:55Will you come with me, please?
44:56Computer, will you open the door, please?
44:58I thought you'd never ask.
44:59And we go to the crystal dome!
45:14Well, Gary, chaps, you've done very well.
45:17You've got nine crystals.
45:18Could have been 10, couldn't it, Michelle?
45:20Forgot about that, didn't you?
45:21I didn't.
45:22Neither did they.
45:24Right, what does that mean?
45:26It means you've got 45 seconds to collect as many gold credits as you possibly can.
45:30Any silver ones you collect will be deducted from your total of gold, okay?
45:33So, I'm going to bring up the drawbridge, and you're going to go inside.
45:37And on the first whistle, you start collecting, and on the second whistle, you stop collecting.
45:40Okay, so the door opens.
45:42In you go.
45:43And the very best of luck.
45:46Hold on to that rail when you get inside, and don't move until I blow my first whistle.
45:52The door's closing.
45:53Hold tight.
45:56Will you start the fans, please?
46:04Bear away.
46:10Five gold.
46:14Ten gold.
46:19If you're not taking a car,
46:2410 gold.
46:25Ready?
46:2610 gold.
46:2810 gold.
46:29Hold on to that level.
46:3035 seconds.
46:3535 seconds.
46:4035 seconds.
46:50Okay.
46:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:56Okay, guys, how did you do?
46:58You got a lot of gold, but you got some silver as well.
47:03The question is, have you got enough gold after deductions?
47:08Because you could have 120 of these, and you could have 21 of these,
47:12which takes it down to 99, and then where are you?
47:15Heartbreak hotel, love.
47:16Well, it's not true, because you've got 137 of these,
47:20and you've only got 28 of these, and you've got 109!
47:23But unfortunately, I'm not going to give you a prize,
47:26because Mumsy and I are going to go bungee jumping!
47:29Right, what I'm going to do now is read out a selection of prizes,
47:32team prizes, because you came as a team,
47:34and it's a new policy, Mumsy and I have come up with,
47:36that we're going to send the team away instead of individual prizes.
47:39Okay, so this is some of your choices.
47:40You can go jet-set helicopter, okay?
47:44Bungee jump into the unknown.
47:46That's what Mumsy, that's Mumsy's recommendation for you guys.
47:50Virtual reality, intergalactic mission,
47:53or highland water pursuits.
47:59Captain?
48:00I mean, it's a bit of a decision.
48:02Gary's had us well today, so we'll let Gary...
48:04Oh, my Gary.
48:05What are you going to...
48:06I think I'll go and represent the team,
48:08and I'll say we'll have virtual reality.
48:10Virtual reality?
48:12Okay, your mission, should you choose to accept it,
48:16is to enter the unknown and experience
48:18the unique three-dimensional computer world of virtual reality.
48:22Fantasy flights and dogfights in hyperspace
48:25divorce you from the real world
48:26and pitch you headlong into another galaxy
48:29where you were involved in saving the planet Jupiter from attack.
48:33I think I'd rather like that.
48:36And, of course, don't forget,
48:37you do get a crystal to take home.
48:39Would you pass that along to Sarah, please?
48:40And one along to Michelle?
48:42And one along to Andy, indeed.
48:45And Wendy.
48:46And, of course, Dave and Gary.
48:49I don't know why I forgot your names.
48:50I never forget names.
48:53Um...
48:53Gary?
48:54Gary.
48:55Best of luck.
48:56Thank you very much for playing today.
48:58A great game.
48:59I enjoyed it very much.
49:00I have to say that, quite honestly.
49:02I felt the itchy on the old bolt on the door occasionally.
49:06But never mind.
49:07Okay, that's it.
49:08See you next week.
49:09Bye.
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