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00:53Hello, it's Ricky Baby here, your gorgeous guide to the crystal maze.
00:56Yes, it's time for a new team of fresh-faced hopefuls to venture forth deep into the very heart of
01:02the crystal maze.
01:03Now the team have one objective and that's to try and reach the crystal dome which stands behind me and
01:08scoop a major prize.
01:09But between them and that possibility lies a labyrinth of cunning games.
01:15Now for each game they win, they receive a time crystal.
01:17The more crystals they win, the more time they get to spend inside the crystal dome striving for something completely
01:24worthless.
01:24So, who are these six?
01:29Well firstly there's Sandy Funnel, a housewife who's 37 from Brighton.
01:36Then there's Mark McCarthy, a corporal in the RAF who's 29 and from Norfolk.
01:43Aileen Moran, a student who's 20 and from Wellingarden City.
01:48Grant Phipps, an engineering manager who's 35 and from Cheshire.
01:54Louise Gardner, a student who's 19 from Bognor Regis.
01:58And last but not least, Dominic Gonzalez, a doctor training in general practice, who's 26 and from Sheffield.
02:07And Dominic is the team captain.
02:10So, let's go and meet them, shall we?
02:16Well, Dominic, here we are.
02:18At the entrance to Future World.
02:20Indeed.
02:20And you're the captain, aren't you?
02:21I have been nominated, yes.
02:22And Sandy, you're the vice-captain.
02:25I am.
02:25And you've got to take over and make those oh-so-important decisions.
02:29He's not going to get up to you.
02:30Well, he might do, you never know.
02:31Well, what we're going to do is we're going to enter here in a minute.
02:34I've got to turn the computer on.
02:35And then we're going to go into our first zone.
02:37And we're going to move around in a clockwise direction through the various zones.
02:42And we're going to play some games.
02:43But I'll tell you about those when we get inside.
02:45Hello, computer.
02:46How are you this morning?
02:47You're looking lovely, as usual.
02:48Thank you, Richard.
02:50Right.
02:50Would you let us in?
02:51Would you open the door, please?
02:53First, you must answer a question.
02:55What is the equation Einstein formulated and used for his theory of relativity?
03:01That old chestnut.
03:02Go on, girl.
03:03E equals MC squared.
03:04Meltdown.
03:05Well done.
03:06Is that okay?
03:08That's correct.
03:08But what does it stand for?
03:10What does it stand for?
03:11Okay, what does it mean?
03:12What does it mean?
03:12Energy equals the sum of the mass and the speed of light squared.
03:15Thank you, Doctor.
03:16That's right.
03:17Okay, will you open the door, please?
03:20And...
03:21We're off.
03:22In it goes.
03:23Our first zone.
03:25Go, go, go.
03:27Here we are, inside.
03:28Now we're going to...
03:28Where are you?
03:29Oh, we're here.
03:29Come round, come round, come round.
03:31Come round here.
03:32We're going to play some games, okay?
03:33Now, as you know, there are four different categories of games.
03:36There's a skill, a physical, a mental and a mystery.
03:39What would you care to play first?
03:41Well, I think we'll go for a skill first.
03:43A skill?
03:43Who's to play the skill?
03:45Young Mac over there.
03:46Young Mac, come with me.
03:47It's a two-minute game, starting from the very second...
03:50Oh, I've got to tell you, Mac, this is an automatic knock-in'.
03:52You're allowed two mistakes.
03:54In you go.
03:55Go back.
03:56And the door's closing.
03:58And you can watch him on the screen up there.
03:59Now, what he's got to do is get through this web.
04:02Just watch out for the lines, Mac.
04:03Just don't hit the lasers.
04:04If you hit a web, one of those lines, those laser lines...
04:08Go underneath, Mac, if you can.
04:10Work your way across that field, that network.
04:13Don't get down to lasers.
04:13And pick the crystal up and come back again.
04:17Come on, Mac, start moving.
04:18Off you go.
04:18That's it, yeah.
04:19Take your time.
04:20That's it.
04:21You took an awfully long time just getting going now, Mac.
04:24Come on, Mac.
04:26Okay.
04:30Well...
04:31That's it, Mac.
04:32Nice and gentle, nice and gentle.
04:35We can see the crystal at the end there.
04:37You're doing beautifully.
04:38Oh, yes.
04:39What a star.
04:41What grace.
04:42What...
04:43What majesty.
04:49Watch your head.
04:51It's doing very well.
04:53Ooh, there's one.
04:55Catch the pink.
04:55There's one.
04:56Take it easy.
04:57Don't worry.
04:58You've got another one left.
04:59You've got one.
05:00And you've got a minute left.
05:02Come on, Mac.
05:03Come on.
05:07Go, Mac.
05:07Go!
05:08Oh.
05:10Jive talk, even.
05:12Up there on the top.
05:12That's it, Mac.
05:13Careful coming back.
05:14Careful coming back.
05:15Careful.
05:16You've got about 45 seconds left, Mac.
05:18You've loads of time, Mac.
05:19Take your time.
05:20Don't touch anything.
05:21Come on.
05:24You can touch the crystal.
05:25You can touch the floor, too, I would imagine.
05:2730 seconds, Mac.
05:29Loads of time.
05:30Come on, Mac.
05:38Oh, no!
05:39That's your second one.
05:40Come on, Mac.
05:41Don't touch anymore.
05:42Number one, and it's goodnight, nurse.
05:43Quickly, Mac.
05:43Your time's coming out.
05:45Don't rush it.
05:46He is out.
05:46Come on.
05:47Bang on the ball.
05:48Yeah!
05:52Brilliant.
05:53Beautiful.
05:54It wasn't that good.
05:56Come on.
05:56All right.
05:57You've got one crystal.
05:58Five seconds of time.
05:59Who's going to play another game?
06:00I think we're going to go for a mental.
06:03Yes.
06:03Who's going to play the mental?
06:04It's going to be me.
06:05You're going to play it?
06:06Yep.
06:06Oh, you like this?
06:08Very simple.
06:09Very simple little game, this.
06:11It's a two-minute game.
06:12Okay.
06:13Starting from the very second I close the door.
06:15In you go.
06:17I've got a box.
06:18The crystals in the box.
06:19There's a Perspex box with gloves.
06:21I'm going to put my hand in it.
06:23I've got some liquid in it.
06:24There are some levers on the bottom of these things.
06:28I can't hear you, Dominic.
06:31I see.
06:31I've got to pour the water out somehow.
06:34Yes.
06:34Don't spill it.
06:35You might need it.
06:37What have you got?
06:38What are those other things, Dominic?
06:40I've got some cylinders here.
06:41Oh, I see.
06:42What are you supposed to do with those?
06:44I see.
06:45Have you got to filter the water through?
06:47All right.
06:47All right.
06:49He's got the principle.
06:50Right.
06:50The smallest one in the end.
06:52He's got the principle.
06:53Go for it, though, because you've got your time really ticks away.
06:58That's it, Dominic.
06:58Filter the water all the way through.
07:00That's it.
07:00All the way down.
07:01That's it.
07:02Make the connection.
07:03I'm going to switch them on.
07:05Right.
07:06That's it.
07:07That's it, Dominic.
07:08That's it, Dominic.
07:10Careful.
07:12That's it.
07:13That's it.
07:13You can't reach it.
07:17You got it?
07:18Be careful.
07:18One minute, Dominic.
07:20We've got a minute left.
07:23Can't do anything but wait now.
07:24It's looking good, Dominic.
07:25Where's the crystal?
07:26Well, it's going.
07:27That's it.
07:28We've got a floating.
07:29Where's the crystal, Dominic?
07:31Look at the crystal.
07:31We've got a float switch there.
07:32Dominic.
07:33The float switch there.
07:34When it's got enough liquid in there, the float switch will release the crystal that's just around there.
07:39Right.
07:39I don't think he's going to have any problems with this.
07:41Can you see the crystal, Dominic?
07:42Yes.
07:43It's in the glass.
07:44You see, there's the float switch.
07:45Tell me my time.
07:45There's the float switch, Dominic.
07:47It'll release it.
07:48What?
07:4930 seconds.
07:5030 seconds.
07:51Right.
07:51We're almost there, I think.
07:53Okay.
07:53You should get it now.
07:55All right.
07:55It should be opening soon.
07:57Tell me my time.
07:58Has it come free?
07:5920 seconds.
08:00It's all right through.
08:01Have you seen the...
08:02Can you get the crystal out?
08:05As far as I can see, it's just a question of waiting.
08:08Okay.
08:09Okay.
08:12That's great.
08:13That's great.
08:13That's great.
08:13Well done.
08:14Very sensibly played.
08:15Very simple at game, wasn't it?
08:17Not from that angle, it wasn't.
08:18All right.
08:19Let's play another game.
08:20What are we going to play?
08:20Let's play it.
08:21We'll play another skill.
08:22Yes.
08:23And Louise, I think.
08:24Louise!
08:25Come on, Louise.
08:26Come on, Louise.
08:27No.
08:29All right.
08:30Two minutes from the very second I close the door.
08:32Are you ready, Louise?
08:33Yes.
08:34Yes.
08:35In you go.
08:36Go on, Louise.
08:37Two out of three.
08:38Two out of three wins in the crystal.
08:40Right.
08:41You've got to get two.
08:41You've got a maze, Louise.
08:43Two maze.
08:43And those are three little holding pens for balls in the middle there.
08:49Come on, Louise.
08:50Keep it going.
08:51Now, you see what's happened there?
08:52Keep it going.
08:52What's happened there?
08:53Go straight down.
08:53Come on.
08:54What's happened there?
08:55Move the ball.
08:56Move the ball.
08:57Jumping to the right.
08:58Now, what's happened?
09:00It looks to me as...
09:01Go on.
09:02Forward.
09:03Oh, now what's happened?
09:06That means it's stuck.
09:08So, that's not a good place.
09:09Other entrance.
09:10Right round the silver side.
09:12Go on.
09:12Try the other way.
09:15Slow.
09:16That's it.
09:17Brilliant.
09:19See what happens here.
09:20I think, Louise.
09:21Gently.
09:23Bit faster.
09:24No, that's not the way.
09:25OK.
09:26You've got the principle.
09:28Last entrance.
09:29Last one.
09:31I'm sure she can get through there.
09:33Can we just need one ball now?
09:34She needs two.
09:35Two.
09:35Need two balls, Louise.
09:38Two balls at a time.
09:39Two balls at a time.
09:39You need two in the middle, in the centre there.
09:41Yeah.
09:43You've got a minute.
09:44A minute left.
09:45You've got to go faster.
09:46Come on.
09:46You've got to get it quickly.
09:48Through those holes.
09:49Quickly.
09:49That's it.
09:50Push it in.
09:50Go by it.
09:53That's it.
09:54All the way down.
09:56That's it.
09:56That's it.
09:56You know the way to go now.
09:57Go on.
09:58Stick to the corner, Louise.
10:00Go on.
10:00That's the route right, isn't it?
10:02Go on.
10:03Oh, no!
10:04Oh, unlucky.
10:04How many has she got there?
10:05One, two, three, four, nine, six, seven, eight.
10:09We've only got three balls left.
10:10She's only got three balls left.
10:12Uh, you've got about 30 seconds left, I would imagine.
10:16About 30 seconds.
10:16Come out, Louise.
10:17Come out.
10:17No, come on.
10:19She won't get two.
10:20No, not yet.
10:21Don't be a wimp.
10:24Oh!
10:24Oh!
10:25I think...
10:25How many balls?
10:26Come out, Louise.
10:26Come out.
10:27Oh, blimey.
10:29All right.
10:30How many did you have there?
10:31Did you have one ball left?
10:32I didn't have any.
10:32I had one ball, yeah.
10:33Well, you couldn't have got two, anyway.
10:35All right.
10:36Oh, well done.
10:36Captain.
10:38Did you hear him?
10:39Come on out.
10:40Come on out.
10:41Right, where's play another game?
10:42Physical.
10:43A physical game?
10:43Who's to play this physical game?
10:44Come on out.
10:45Will you come with me, please?
10:47Come on.
10:47Okay.
10:49All right.
10:50You've got two minutes to go in there and collect the nuclear rods, place them correctly
10:55in the fail-safe device, extinguish the lights and prevent a meltdown, okay?
10:58Should you put one foot in the fiery pit, in the yawning abyss, it's automatically locked
11:04in, okay?
11:05So here you go.
11:06Come on, man.
11:07Watch yourself.
11:08Good.
11:08The clock is ticking away now.
11:11Right, man.
11:12All right, Grant.
11:12What's he got to do is swing over.
11:15Can't see much.
11:16It's okay.
11:16Chris, Chris.
11:17Chris is there.
11:17Can you see what you've got to do, Grant?
11:22Yes!
11:23Oh, nice one, Grant.
11:24Nice one, Grant.
11:26How's he got to do?
11:27What's this?
11:28It's all right.
11:28He's doing it.
11:29He's doing it.
11:29He's doing it.
11:29One at a time, I think.
11:32No.
11:34There's never another time.
11:35Come on, Grant.
11:35Right, go for it, Grant.
11:37Go for it, Grant.
11:37Come on, Grant.
11:38Go for it.
11:38Has he got to do the ball?
11:40Can you not play more than one at once?
11:41Two or one at once?
11:42I think they're only releasing one at a time.
11:43I don't know.
11:44I think that's what happens with these nuclear...
11:48Oh, he's got about...
11:50He's got over a minute.
11:51He's got over a minute.
11:52Over a minute.
11:53Over a minute.
11:55Come on, Grant.
11:56You've got over a minute.
11:56Come on, Grant.
11:56It's very dangerous working with nuclear fission like this, isn't it?
12:00It's all right.
12:01It's all right.
12:01It's all right.
12:02It's all right.
12:03Come on, Grant.
12:10You've got a minute left.
12:11Come on.
12:12Come on.
12:12Some people say that nuclear fission is a dangerous business.
12:16It's not, you know.
12:17Come on.
12:18I work with it all the time, and I'm not even an actor.
12:22Yeah, you can say that again.
12:24Okay.
12:24Rest of the minutes.
12:26He's wasting it.
12:27Come on.
12:28Come on.
12:31Now, they've got to go in the correct order.
12:33In the correct order, Grant.
12:35He's got to put the lights out, in other words.
12:37And when he's got them in the right order, they'll put the lights out.
12:3930 seconds left.
12:40Come on, Grant.
12:4130 seconds left.
12:4230 seconds left.
12:4230 seconds to go.
12:43Is that his last one?
12:44Yes.
12:45Come on.
12:45All the lights out.
12:50That's the idea.
12:51That's it.
12:51Make sure they go in the right order.
12:55Come on.
12:56Have you got them in the right order?
12:57Time.
12:57Time.
12:58What's your time?
12:58All the lights will go out when they're in the right order.
13:00Come out.
13:01Come out.
13:01No.
13:02Come on.
13:02He's next to the door.
13:05Five, four, three.
13:07Okay.
13:08You all right?
13:09You all right?
13:10Yeah.
13:11You sure?
13:11Yeah.
13:12Right.
13:13Now we're going to go for a quick jog, right round the entire page.
13:16Oh, thank you.
13:16Okay.
13:17Right.
13:17What we have now is that we have two crystals.
13:20That's ten seconds of time inside the crystal dome.
13:22Now we're going to move on to our next zone.
13:23Okay?
13:23Okay.
13:24All right?
13:25Come on then.
13:26Come on.
13:28Come on.
13:28Come on.
13:41Come on.
13:47Come on.
13:57Come on.
13:58Come on.
13:58Come on.
13:59Come on.
14:03Come on.
14:04Come on.
14:42Come on.
15:12Come on.
15:14Come on.
15:40Come on.
15:43Come on.
16:01Come on.
16:03Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:17Come on.
16:34Come on.
16:37Come on.
16:45Come on.
16:48Come on.
17:21Come on.
17:49Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:21Come on.
18:22Come on.
18:27Come on.
18:27Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:29Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:30Come on.
18:30Yes.
18:31Oh.
18:34What's the time?
18:35What's the time?
18:36Okay.
18:37You're just over the minute left.
18:38you're doing very well I must say I've seen crystals one before as you
19:01obviously know but I have never seen a crystal more deserved than that
19:05that was absolutely fantastic I loved it what are we gonna do what have we got we've got four four
19:11crystals damage six games four crystals four crystals that's 20 seconds of time isn't it
19:16beautiful that's pretty good can't you up to okay what are we gonna do play another game
19:21mystery yes Sandy come on appropriate appropriate place right let's do it it's a
19:29three-minute game from the very second I close the door are you ready I am are you sure yes
19:41right like to like only which means you've got to join them together join them together right
19:47look at them all there's blue and green nearest me nearest me is blue and green on this side to
19:53join the one on your eyes that's it that one's leave that one where it is in this one here
20:05that
20:05one there open the right that one there with your hand on put the red face in the red and
20:08the green
20:09that's it all the way around that's it no in the slot push it in that just push it that's
20:16it because
20:16you've got the green right that's it now doing it right green no no no green and yellow
20:30you've got two minutes left how long we got two minutes two minutes no yellow in the centre
20:38yellow in the centre put the yellow in the centre that's it no it doesn't match the other one on
20:44the
20:55one you've got in your hand replace that one you've just put in replace the one you've got in
21:01already on the right that one yes replace that one no because that one's right there's two reds
21:07there go on replace it replace it that's it that's it right that's it that's it
21:31okay well we've got five crystal 25 seconds of time i think it's time to move on to another zone
21:36now don't you okay yeah come on take yourself down the tunnel i'll get the gloves on
21:45oh look there's a breastplate
21:52come on
21:53come on
22:21okay come with me
22:23all right here we are in our third zone our third adventure zone okay and uh it's rather nice
22:32isn't it cold now what have we done we've got five crystals yeah haven't we that's 25 seconds of
22:37time inside the crystal that's great so let's see if we can pick up a few more crystals now right
22:43so what are we going to play captain i think a physical our physical game who has to play the
22:47physical game oh very physical girl aileen aileen aileen aileen okay this is a two-minute game from
22:54the very second i close the door are you ready yes in you go come on aileen come on aileen
22:59i can see
23:00you now what have you got there's a hole there she's got there's a handle there what are you going
23:05to do with that
23:06you've got to make the handle where's the crystal
23:10um i can see the crystal it's actually on the wheel i've just got to get this together
23:15help do the other bit first
23:17i can i've got to get the wheel together first
23:19i thought this team was going to be rather good you know
23:22we seem to have a little
23:36oh no check what you're doing first check what you're doing
23:53screw those two together first come on hurry up okay
23:56how about that she's good let me just need to be all right now screw the next piece in
24:00you've got a minute left no no use the handle use the blinking handle oh well that's quite a good
24:07idea
24:07now turn get it in don't lose it don't lose it don't lose it she's going she's going it's not
24:13a bad idea
24:14not a bad idea that i never thought of that
24:17come on keep it going keep going
24:19what are you doing the right way
24:21oh that's the point you'll soon see them in a minute won't you
24:25now she's going to unscrew itself anyway
24:29you're on the way you've got 30 seconds left
24:3330 seconds keep going keep going
24:36hurry up no it's all right
24:37it's all right
24:41but once you've got it tightened up you see she's spending a lot of time
24:4415 seconds
24:48she's missing that she's got to keep the weight
24:50come out
24:51come out out out out out
24:55oh thank you
24:57don't mind
24:58don't worry
25:00um let's play another game
25:03skill game who's to play the skill game
25:05grant grant
25:07here's a game for you dear
25:08it's a three minute game from the very second i close the door
25:12now what should i tell you about this
25:13i'm going to tell you that you look for the buttons
25:15there's a red button the red button activates the magnet
25:18and it deactivates the magnet that's all i'm going to tell you
25:20three minutes in you go
25:21right clock's starting
25:25what have you got
25:26okay he's got to lift up the crane
25:28and put the magnet in the middle
25:30he's going to get
25:33what's he going to do
25:33he's got to put that in the middle and put it on the waist
25:35you've got to put it on that
25:37yellow disc
25:37get the weights on top of the
25:39yellow disc
25:40put it in the center
25:41he's got to put it right in the center
25:42he's got it he's got it
25:43he knows what he's doing
25:44yeah i know
25:45okay
25:45now once he's got it on the disc
25:48it doesn't end there
25:49so i'm going to let you look at that
25:51and decide how the game might progress
25:52put it on the disc
25:54has it going to be in the right color or that
25:55has it got to be
25:56no this is no no no
25:57just to actually get some weight on there
26:00lift it up a bit
26:02that's it
26:02down
26:03drop
26:03drop
26:03drop
26:04drop
26:05no
26:06it's very easy for us to say
26:08drop
26:08no
26:10don't swing so much
26:12stop
26:12he knows that
26:13that's it
26:13that's it
26:14lift it up
26:16no he's not lifting it
26:17because he's not getting it on the metal bit
26:19he's doing it on the painted bit
26:21yeah
26:23uh
26:25you've got two minutes left
26:26don't forget to press that red button
26:29oh god
26:31yes he's swinging
26:32don't forget to press that red button
26:34once you've got it
26:35once you've got it on there grant
26:37once you've got it on
26:38go for an easy one
26:39stop it swinging
26:40if it's swinging too much
26:50if he turns it on
26:51is it going to actually attract it to that middle bit
26:53yeah it will
26:53it will
26:54has he turned it on
26:55you turned it on
26:58good
26:58that's it
26:59drop now
27:00turn it on
27:00now
27:02lift
27:03yes
27:04gently
27:06on to the yellow disc in the centre
27:08yeah he's got to raise it
27:09to get it on there
27:09but the yellow
27:10yes he has
27:11it's off the floor
27:12the yellow disc
27:13yeah
27:13gently
27:16now drop it
27:17yes
27:18lift it off
27:19come on
27:20take the mag
27:21take the mag
27:21release the magnet
27:23right
27:24blue one
27:25blue one
27:26you've got a minute left
27:29come on grant
27:31stop it on the floor
27:33if it's swinging
27:34stop it against the disc
27:37that's it
27:38now gently lift
27:39oh that's it
27:40now drop
27:40drop drop
27:41drop grant
27:42that's it
27:43no it's not
27:44it won't pick it
27:45it's got to be on that metal bit
27:49oh
27:49come on
27:5035 seconds
27:5330 seconds
27:5430 seconds
27:5530 seconds
27:59drop it
28:01yes
28:02oh
28:03oh no
28:03it didn't activate the magnet did it
28:0520 seconds
28:08is it fast at the door
28:0915 seconds
28:11come out
28:12come out
28:13come out
28:14no he's not going to do it anyway
28:15he's had another one to pick up
28:16yes
28:16and then you had to
28:17once you had the
28:19the disc down
28:21you had to then pick up
28:22the crystal
28:23with the magnet
28:24yes the swinging
28:25it's
28:25I know
28:26I know
28:27nevermind
28:28another game
28:30and skill
28:32and Louise
28:33come on Louise
28:34let's go for it
28:37come on Louise
28:38go for it
28:39okay
28:39three minute game
28:41starting from the second act
28:42close to the door
28:42are you ready
28:43yep
28:43in you go
28:44come on Louise
28:45three minutes
28:46three minutes
28:47where's the crystal
28:48where's the crystal
28:49I think
28:50on a night
28:51I see the crystal
28:51the crystal's at the end
28:52she's got
28:53she's got
28:54go on Louise
28:55nice and gently
28:55nice and gently
28:56that's it
28:57backwards and forwards
29:00front and left
29:01she's sitting in red
29:02sitting in red
29:03off you go
29:04come on Louise
29:06off you go
29:06move it
29:07backwards and forward
29:08forward and left
29:09off you go
29:10that's it
29:10go
29:12go
29:13turn right
29:14go
29:14right
29:15right
29:15right
29:16it's alright
29:17I couldn't say that
29:19backward
29:19back
29:19can you get through there
29:21right you can
29:22but what's the point
29:23back it up
29:24back it up
29:24what am I saying
29:25I'm playing the game
29:26forward and right
29:29forward and right
29:29come on Louise
29:31you're doing very well
29:31come on
29:32forward and right
29:34turn left
29:36left
29:37back it up
29:39back it up
29:40back it up
29:40it's very frustrating
29:41this game
29:41very very frustrating
29:43order left
29:44order left
29:47back again
29:48let's mob it
29:49okay now turn to the left
29:51two minutes left
29:53left
29:54left
29:54two minutes left
29:55don't get stuck in there
29:57back
29:57that's alright
29:58come on
29:59how does she get it off
30:01well there's a mackerel
30:02on the back of the boat
30:03on the back of the boat
30:05swinging on a hawse
30:06oh right
30:07yes I can see it
30:08yes I can see what she's doing
30:09now tell her there's a magnet
30:10on the back
30:11she can see it
30:12she's worked that out
30:14well I tell her anyway
30:15there's a magnet on the back
30:17back
30:17she's got a magnet
30:18no she's not
30:18she hasn't got the crystal though
30:20right back it up
30:21Louise there's a magnet
30:22at the back of the boat
30:23that's alright she can see
30:24she can see
30:24I know
30:25well done
30:26okay
30:27yes
30:28forward
30:29forward
30:29forward
30:30now you don't have to come back
30:31the way you went
30:32you come right round the side
30:33okay
30:34just keep going forward
30:35don't lose it
30:36don't lose it
30:37slow
30:37slow
30:38look
30:38she can do it
30:40come back
30:40a little bit quick
30:42she's got her back
30:43just over a minute left
30:45come on Louise
30:46forward or left
30:47forward or left
30:49it's really confusing
30:50oh good girl
30:51good girl
30:52straight down now
30:54straight
30:56keep going
30:57keep going
30:57well done
30:58right
30:58right
30:59yes well done girl
31:02right
31:03bring it down
31:04bring it near you
31:05left
31:06forward or left
31:07keep going left
31:08keep going left
31:08that's it Louise
31:09plenty of time
31:10plenty of time
31:11no grab it Louise
31:12come on
31:13brilliant
31:14left
31:14brilliant
31:16brilliant
31:16brilliant
31:17yeah
31:21come on
31:22come on
31:23well I'm very very pleased
31:25you're not having it
31:25it's not
31:25come on
31:26right how many crystals
31:27has I forgotten
31:28six
31:28six
31:29I haven't really forgotten
31:29okay
31:30six fives
31:31thirty
31:32thirty seconds
31:33inside the crystal dome
31:33let's play one more game
31:35here
31:35physical
31:35okay
31:36who has to play this physical
31:37alien again
31:37come on girl
31:38come on
31:38there's a chance for you
31:39to redeem yourself
31:41alright
31:42two minutes from the very
31:43second I close the door
31:44in you go
31:45okay
31:45goodnight
31:46we will have
31:46back to the riders
31:47cut starting
31:47cut some matches
31:49okay
31:50black ray
31:51now what's she gonna do
31:52what is she gonna do
31:54that's not gonna help
31:54connect it up to the battery
31:56push the button
31:57she's going to these
31:58okay
31:58red to positive
31:59can you get up the top
32:00where's the
32:01come on help me
32:01stand on the bottom
32:02stand on the bottom
32:04stand on the what
32:05stand on the box of matches
32:07stand on the box of matches
32:08close it near the battery
32:09oh god
32:10move the box near the battery
32:13she must
32:14that's it
32:15that's it
32:16that's it
32:17good girl
32:18same to you love
32:19that's it
32:20and the other one
32:21the other nut
32:22good girl
32:23red to positive
32:44I'm afraid
32:49I'm not gonna
32:51I'm not gonna accept
32:52sloppy workmanship
32:53I
32:53these batteries
32:54curl it round
32:55early
32:55that's it
32:56these batteries
32:57cost a lot of money
32:59and you know
32:59that's it
33:00that's it
33:01if she drains
33:02if she drains
33:03don't lose that black cable
33:06that's it
33:07okay
33:07now get the spanner on it
33:09get the spanner on it
33:10and tighten them up
33:11tighten them up
33:13the nuts
33:14the nuts
33:15the nuts
33:1630 seconds left
33:18okay
33:19now the other one
33:20now the other one
33:22oh go on then
33:23go on
33:23press the button
33:24press the button
33:25press the bell
33:26the button
33:28that's it
33:30yes
33:30now
33:31now where's she got it
33:32where's it
33:32yes
33:34yes
33:34come on
33:36yes
33:41so proud
33:43how many
33:45how many
33:46seven
33:47thirty
33:48what
33:48forty
33:49thirty five seconds
33:49yeah
33:50right
33:51we've played rough games here
33:51let's get on to our next zone
33:53and play some more games
33:53shall we
33:53yeah
33:54oh
33:55sorry
33:56step on your tote there
33:57here we go
33:58up here
33:59quickly
34:01come on
34:01keep up a bit
34:03otherwise we'll be late
34:12heart beat
34:27okay
34:29come on
34:30come on
34:31chaps
34:32I'm gonna pull the arm
34:33and I did it
34:38you're allowed
34:39oh
34:41you're allowed
34:44come on
34:44come on you're allowed to walk across
34:45you don't have to take it
34:46come on
34:52come on
34:52come on
34:52come on
34:54come on
34:58here we are
34:59well well well
35:00oh look
35:00there's one of my mum's
35:01these pin cushions
35:02especially she's got a thing about pin cushions
35:03and she always makes them in the shape of little people
35:05I can't think why
35:07okay
35:08let's see
35:09let's have a quick revision here
35:10we've played three zones
35:11we've played
35:12how many games
35:1311
35:1411 games
35:15we've won
35:157 crystals
35:1635 seconds of time
35:17inside the crystal dome
35:18right
35:18what are we gonna do
35:19I think we're gonna play a skill game
35:21who's gonna play this game
35:22Mac
35:22Mac
35:23will you come with me please
35:26it's a three minute game
35:28from the very second I close the door
35:29are you ready
35:30yes
35:30here you go
35:32okay
35:32do you see what you have to do
35:33work it out
35:34perhaps help them
35:35you have to
35:36is that
35:37that's a
35:37that's a catapult
35:38you've got to pull it back
35:40and try and hit the shield
35:41hit the shield
35:42they're gonna move now
35:43pull it back
35:44right back
35:45right back
35:46right back
35:47right back
35:47right back
35:48right back laddie
35:48right
35:49right
35:51you've got the idea now
35:52you've got the tree
35:53worked out the trajectory I think
35:57okay you've got to move that weight down
35:58do you see there
35:59and that arrow goes up and hits the crystal
36:01that's it
36:01just keep hitting the shields round
36:03that's it
36:04just keep going
36:04you've got to get that arrow
36:05right up to the top
36:06keep going
36:07that's it
36:09keep it on the top
36:13yes
36:13yes
36:14keep going
36:17and again
36:17and again
36:18get as many as you can
36:20come on
36:21quick
36:22try as many as you can
36:24yes
36:24yes
36:25how's it going
36:26I can't see the crystal
36:28that's the idea
36:28knock it around
36:29come on again
36:29the arrow's moving up
36:31I'm just gonna tip it off
36:32there we go
36:33brilliant
36:33keep on going
36:34keep on going
36:35that's the idea
36:36it's done really well
36:37perfect
36:38come on every time
36:39quick
36:42that's it
36:42you're nearly there
36:44you're nearly there
36:45don't run out of ammo
36:48that's the idea
36:50go on
36:50you can do it
36:53that's it
36:53you're nearly there
36:54another two points
36:55that's the idea
36:57get it before he comes back
36:59that's it
36:59that's it
37:00another one
37:00another one
37:01go on
37:01you can do it
37:02yes
37:02not far off now
37:04keep it up
37:04keep it up
37:05come on
37:06come on
37:07come on
37:08plenty of time
37:08keep it up
37:10just have a
37:12half
37:12one and a half
37:13limit
37:16oh dear
37:17come on Mac
37:19come on Mac
37:20nearly there
37:21come on Mac
37:21come on
37:22yes
37:23have you got it
37:25have you got it
37:27yes
37:27yes
37:29okay
37:30okay
37:30okay
37:30eight crystals
37:32pretty good timing
37:3240 seconds
37:33let's play another game
37:34here quickly
37:35physical
37:35physical
37:36who wants to play it
37:36physical
37:37come come
37:39right
37:40it's a three minute game
37:41from the very second
37:42I close the door
37:43are you ready
37:43in you go
37:44go on Grant
37:45go on Grant
37:46shooting
37:47now
37:50do you see what you're
37:51supposed to do
37:51you've got to build
37:52a castle
37:53you've got to build
37:54build that battering ram
37:56you have to knock out
37:57the four knights first
37:59and then you have to
38:00bring down the drawbridge
38:01so four knights first
38:03and then bring down
38:04the drawbridge
38:08is there any ammo around
38:10no you just have to
38:11batter it down
38:11you just have hit them
38:13yes
38:13the drawbridge must be last
38:17drawbridge last
38:18it's a hefty game
38:19against time
38:20make sure it's on
38:21properly
38:21make sure it's on
38:22it's not on
38:23that's it
38:23keep it all the time
38:25hit the top ones first
38:26where's the time
38:27you've got to take one
38:28off remember
38:29hit the top one
38:30hit the big ones first
38:31hit the big top ones first
38:31go for it
38:34right you've got that
38:35now try the other one
38:35now the other top one
38:37you've got to take one
38:38off remember
38:39now take off later
38:40and again
38:41and again
38:41you haven't knocked it down
38:44come on quick
38:46you did this the hard way
38:48should have done the other
38:49one
38:50but it's too late now
38:52isn't it
38:52how much time
38:54you've got just
38:55just under two minutes
38:56left
39:07come on
39:08you've got to put another one
39:09on
39:10plenty of time
39:11plenty of time
39:13go on
39:13now put another layer on
39:15put another one on
39:17that's right
39:18that's right
39:19go
39:21another layer on
39:25this is good
39:27burning off a few calories
39:29here
39:29sit down
39:32whoa
39:33and again
39:35okay stand back
39:36can we get this
39:37yes
39:38okay mind you
39:39yes
39:45I hate all this gung-ho shouting
39:47what are we going to do
39:48play another game
39:48quick
39:49yeah
39:49what
39:49a score game
39:50who
39:50who
39:51okay
39:52here's a little two-minute game
39:54starting from the second I close it all
39:55are you ready
39:56yep
39:56all right
39:56come on dominate
39:58come on dominate
39:58there's a rotating cube
40:01no identical symbols on any one side
40:03right
40:03right
40:04okay
40:04so basically
40:06have you got to
40:08fit them together
40:08right
40:09oh right
40:10let's have a look at that
40:10that's it
40:10yeah you've got to do
40:11no identical symbols
40:12that's not bad
40:12that's all right
40:13that's all right
40:15the one that you haven't got
40:16pick one side
40:18pick one side
40:19yep
40:20you're not going to be able to do it with the swords are you
40:21you need a sword
40:22there no
40:22there no
40:23swords
40:24no
40:25just stick to one
40:25can't have swords
40:26can't have swords
40:27so it's got to be that way
40:28it's got to be that way
40:29there there that's it
40:30yeah
40:30no
40:31no
40:31no
40:33what's on the top and bottom
40:34right
40:34oh they're both swords
40:35no that's not
40:36no two swords
40:37you need a sword there
40:38changing the middle one
40:39what am I saying
40:40but hang on
40:41the bottom one might not be fixed
40:43Dominic
40:43change
40:44no no no
40:44that was right
40:45no that was always right
40:46that was always right
40:48mumsy hasn't been very well lately
40:49just keep moving
40:50just keep moving
40:51change
40:52now try a top one
40:53now that's fine
40:54now try a top one
40:54I've tried to get her to see the doctor
40:55but
40:56she won't
40:58just move me around
40:59she's been taking this medicine
41:01got a minute left
41:03minute left
41:03she's been taking this medicine
41:05and
41:07hasn't been doing a lot of good really
41:09I try to you know
41:11try not to get me down
41:12but
41:13no no no
41:15that's not
41:16no the bottom one's alright
41:17leave the bottom one
41:17leave those two
41:18they're alright
41:20that's no good
41:20that's no good
41:22that's no good
41:23you had it right
41:23you had the two bottom ones right
41:25just concentrate on the top one
41:26just the top one
41:27no that's not right
41:28no just keep moving it around
41:29no
41:30you've got 30 seconds left
41:3230 seconds
41:33no
41:34no
41:34no
41:34two swords
41:35just keep moving it around
41:36just
41:37right so you need a spot
41:39there's one spot
41:40just keep putting it around
41:41yeah
41:41what's his time
41:42what's his time
41:44something like 15 seconds
41:45something like that
41:46just there
41:46there that's it
41:47yeah
41:47no
41:47no
41:47just go around with the table
41:49sort of
41:49no
41:50stick to one side
41:51stick to one side
41:52the bottom one's the key
41:55five
41:55come on
41:56three
41:57two
41:59one
41:59two
42:00that was close
42:00that was very close
42:02very close
42:03don't worry
42:03you ought to be ashamed
42:05of yourself
42:06that was so easy
42:07okay
42:08what are we going to do
42:09play last game
42:09mental game
42:10who's to play this game
42:12sandy
42:12sandy come on
42:13quickly
42:16it's a two minute game
42:17starting from the very
42:18second I close the door
42:19are you ready
42:19I am
42:19in you go
42:21okay
42:24no conferring
42:25whatever you do
42:26she's on her own
42:38I think I heard something
42:39then
42:40mind you
42:41you hear a lot of voices
42:42in this old dungeon
42:44castle
42:44room
42:46thinking of getting it done up
42:47actually
42:48getting you some
42:51stone cladding on the walls
42:52look nice
42:54don't you think
42:59how's she doing
43:01not really sure
43:02not really sure
43:03am I
43:03no
43:06how's she doing
43:06well
43:07making a square
43:18yes
43:19yes
43:19yes
43:22you see
43:22she's getting herself
43:23into a corner
43:23aren't she
43:24you got a minute left
43:26give me a look
43:26give me a look
43:27I want to see how she's doing
43:31what's this
43:32someone's got a very
43:33heavy cough over there
43:37there
43:37easy
43:38easy
43:41goodness me
43:44no conferring
43:46but
43:46a lot of
43:47a lot of coughing
43:47a lot of coughing
43:49no coughing
43:50no more coughing
43:51that's enough
43:51otherwise I'll have to
43:53have to disqualify you
43:5430 seconds left
43:5630 seconds left
44:04give me a look
44:05see how she's doing
44:06how long is that
44:08oh 15 seconds
44:09something like that
44:12no
44:13no
44:14no
44:14no
44:167
44:177
44:185
44:184
44:193
44:202
44:211
44:22never mind
44:23never mind
44:24never mind
44:25what have we got
44:259 crystals
44:2645 seconds
44:28not bad is it
44:28it's pretty good
44:29okay so let's go now
44:31to the crystal dome
44:32and see if we can get
44:33those 100 gold credits
44:35yeah we can do it
44:36yeah we can do it
44:36yeah all right come on
44:37right come we go
44:38right follow me
44:39right
44:39right
44:40oh
44:43okay come on
44:44okay come on
44:54nine crystals
44:55you've got 45 seconds
44:57to collect as many gold credits
44:59to collect as many gold credits
44:59as you possibly can
45:00and put them through the letterbox
45:01now you have to have over 100 to go home with the super duper numero uno prize
45:06okay
45:07now any silver ones that go through will be deducted from your total
45:11okay
45:11one silver one one gold one gets taken out
45:14two silver ones two gold ones get taken out
45:17and you have to have over 100 if you want to get the big prize okay
45:21after deductions
45:22i'm going to bring up the bridge now
45:23and when that's up i'm going to open the door
45:25and then you're going to go inside
45:26you're going to grab onto that rail and hold it very very tightly
45:29until i blow the whistle
45:30on the first whistle you can start collecting
45:32on the second whistle you stop collecting
45:34okay the door's opening
45:35no all right you're on
45:36i love the commitment
45:39in you go
45:39hold onto that rail
45:41watch that wet rail
45:43don't move until i blow the whistle
45:47and very good luck
45:50and the door is closing now
45:55okay
45:58will you start the fans please
46:09okay
46:10okay
46:11this is playing
46:11five
46:17ten
46:22fifteen
46:27twenty
46:38thirty
46:38thirty
46:43thirty five
46:47forty
46:54okay
46:55doors opening, stand back, Louise
46:59Yes, please. I think you've got reason to be happy.
47:07Well, how did you do, eh?
47:09Well, you got 162 of these, but unfortunately you got 34 of these.
47:18128!
47:21So, what did you do? Let's have a look here.
47:24Oh, it's awesome.
47:25Oh, okay. I'll just read out what you've won, in fact.
47:31Aileen, you've won a murder weekend, yes?
47:34If you enjoy reading thrillers and watching murder mysteries,
47:36you'll be thrilled by the appointment with death
47:38offered by this unusual weekend in a country heist hotel.
47:42Would you pass that along to Aileen, please?
47:44Okay, Grant, what have you won?
47:47A Porsche 911 for the day.
47:51Pass that along, please.
47:54Louise, gliding, ever wanted to get away from it all, eh?
47:56There's no better way than drifting around on the air current.
47:59You'll spend the day in the company of experts at the London Flying Club,
48:02introducing the thrill and the pleasure of gliding, etc.
48:05Okay, that's for you.
48:07And, Mark, well, learn to sail day, it is,
48:11if you dream in following the footsteps of Sir Francis Chichester.
48:14It's rather wet footsteps, I would have thought.
48:17Then you'll be taught how to sailing, sailing etiquette, procedures,
48:21before taking out honour as a small yacht division
48:23and a crew for your instructor in a race against other instructors.
48:27The day will close with a champagne prize-giving ceremony.
48:30You're not going to get any of the champagne, but you'll be there.
48:33Sandy.
48:34Okay?
48:35Health and fitness weekend.
48:36This is your opportunity to get your body looking the way you've always wanted it to.
48:41This is very strange.
48:42I don't know exactly how they do this.
48:43You wanted to be six foot four, didn't you?
48:45Anyway, here's the Greyshot Hall, and you'll have a lovely time.
48:48Dominic, saloon stock car racing,
48:50a fun-packed day in the Arena Sports Complex at Essex,
48:52the home of the Abel Circuit Training.
48:54You'll perform a number of practice laps before taking part in the heats
48:57on the slalom course set up to run against the clock.
49:00So that's you.
49:01Oh, thank you very much, Dominic.
49:02Wonderful, wonderful.
49:03Oh, did you get each one of these?
49:04I won't pass them out now.
49:05We're running short of time.
49:06You get one of these.
49:07It says, I cracked the crystal maze.
49:08You'll take that home with you,
49:09and you'll be able to impress your friends and neighbours with those.
49:11Okay, so thank you very much for playing.
49:36And we'll see you next time.