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00:00Thank you for listening.
00:30How do you do?
00:48Richard O'Brien at your service, your elegant escort to the Crystal Maze.
00:54Once again, six charming companions are prepared to match their courage and dexterity
00:59against the multitudinous and perplexing games which lie within.
01:03They seek elusive crystals with which to purchase invaluable time within the Crystal Dome.
01:08There, they must frolic with success or failure, fame or ignominious defeat.
01:13That's simple enough, isn't it?
01:15Let's make their acquaintance, shall we?
01:17There's Nicolette Hinkson, 18 years old, from Bromsgrove, a student.
01:25Julie Griffin, 26 years old, from Birkenhead, and a nurse.
01:30Sandra Finnemore, 28 years old, from Plymouth, a customer services clerk.
01:38Craig Leach, 17 years old, from Cheshire, and a student.
01:44Heath Dunthorn, 37 years old, from Suffolk, and a master, Thatcher.
01:50Mark Lodge, 24 years old, from Farnborough, a senior programmer.
01:55And Mark is the team captain.
01:57Let's go and meet them, shall we?
02:01And here we are. Morning, shipmates.
02:03Okay.
02:05Mark is the captain, going to lead you to a victory.
02:07First of all, we've got to get inside the Crystal Maze.
02:09You don't know where you are, really, do you?
02:11You're on the bridge of the SS Atlantis.
02:12This is a very brand-new zone, for you, anyway.
02:16And it's the first of four of the zones inside the Crystal Maze.
02:19The other three, perhaps you're more familiar with.
02:22Aztec, Future, and Medieval.
02:24But we'll talk about all those, and the kind of games we're going to play, once we're inside.
02:30But first, you have to get inside.
02:32So I'll blow the whistle, and then you set about doing that very thing, okay?
02:36So on your marks, get set, and...
02:39You're off.
02:41They're away.
02:42They're away.
02:43Now, when you're...
02:49When you go boating, if you have an interest in boating, even if there's any weekend boating,
02:53make sure you put your rope safe and secure.
02:57A loose rope costs lines.
02:59Okay.
03:14This way, chaps.
03:16Ha-ha!
03:17Oh, chouch.
03:29Our first of four zones.
03:32Ocean world.
03:34There are any fathoms beneath the ocean surface down here.
03:37All that's between us and thousands of gallons of water.
03:40There's that little glass roof.
03:42Ah, first of all, zones.
03:44Four different categories of games in each zone, isn't there?
03:47You know that, don't you?
03:48What are they?
03:49Physical, mental, skill, and a mystery.
03:51And they all take between two and three minutes to play.
03:55And if you're in there too long, you get locked in.
03:57But let's play a game here first.
03:58Mark, what would you...
04:00As captain, what would you like?
04:01A skill game.
04:01A skill game?
04:02And who's to play the skill game?
04:04Sandra.
04:05Sandra.
04:06Come with me.
04:07Up here.
04:14Whoa!
04:16Mind the water.
04:17Stay this side.
04:20Okay.
04:22You've got two minutes to complete this little task.
04:25Are you ready?
04:25Yep.
04:26Here you go.
04:27Use the goggles provided.
04:29Got a pistol.
04:30There's four targets, five targets.
04:35You keep an eye out for the crystal for me.
04:3618 shots.
04:40Now you notice that some of these...
04:42Oh, that was a great shot.
04:44Nicely.
04:45Good shot.
04:48Where's the crystal?
04:49She needs to get enough water into the trough here to release the crystal.
04:54All right.
04:54We've got a minute and a half left.
05:04How's she doing?
05:06There's a lot of squeeze on that trigger.
05:08An awful lot of squeeze.
05:10She's the one, hasn't she?
05:10Yes, she's got a goodie there, didn't she?
05:15There's a different water in each day.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Oh, come on, Sandra.
05:20A minute left.
05:31How many times she's got to get...
05:34You don't have to get...
05:35She doesn't have to get them all.
05:36Yay!
05:37It just has to get sufficient.
05:38Oh, look, it's just...
05:40Can we see the crystal coming down?
05:41Oh, way!
05:43Oh, darn.
05:43She's having that everywhere.
05:45She's got them all.
05:46It must be.
05:46She's got them all.
05:47Where is it?
05:47It must be.
05:47It must be.
05:48Where is the crystal?
05:49I can't believe it.
05:50Sophie's working.
05:51Come on.
05:52Yes.
05:52Is that all of them?
05:53She's got them all.
05:54She must be.
05:55You've got it.
05:57Yes, yes.
05:58Yay!
05:59Well done.
06:00Well, well played.
06:01I didn't think you were going to get enough water in the bucket because it was all spilling
06:04over the front.
06:05I thought, oh, no.
06:06What have you got there?
06:07Five seconds of time.
06:08Your first crystal one game played.
06:10One game won.
06:11Well done.
06:12Very impressive.
06:13Shall we play another game?
06:14Yep.
06:15Mental.
06:15A mental game?
06:16I'll play it.
06:17I'm so brave of you.
06:18You were right to choose him as your captain.
06:23You're going to have to plug that hole, I'm afraid.
06:31Okay.
06:32Okay, chaps.
06:35You can watch Mark win his next crystal on there.
06:39You can't watch.
06:40You're going to be doing it.
06:41Can't watch yourself.
06:42It doesn't work that way.
06:43Okay.
06:43Two minutes.
06:45Mental.
06:46Good luck.
06:47Right.
06:48Clock's ticking.
06:50Got lots of combination locks.
06:53What are you going to do?
06:54On the table.
06:55Table.
06:56Okay.
06:58Does it match it to you?
06:59Yeah, it's match it.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:00B, seven.
07:01I think it's...
07:02I think it's a quarter, yeah.
07:03I don't know when it's...
07:04Yeah, I was going.
07:05The key, yeah.
07:06Yeah, the master of the number gives a quarter.
07:08You've got the right one.
07:09Yeah.
07:09Okay.
07:10That's the principle.
07:11And it just goes on and on.
07:12B, yeah.
07:13I'm pretty confident.
07:15Reaches the drawer with the crystal.
07:18Can't go help.
07:19No.
07:21Unless we can see the...
07:22B, four.
07:24Yeah.
07:24This object here, of course, we know what it does.
07:30It hangs in the front of boats to stop them knocking it against the wharves.
07:34See rubber tyres, doing the same sort of job these days.
07:37But what's it called?
07:38What is the name of this object here?
07:42Answers on a postcard, please.
07:44Two, three, three, five.
07:49A minute now.
07:51A minute left.
07:52Go on, Mark.
07:53One minute.
07:53You're doing well.
07:54Yeah.
07:56How many is it that left?
07:57Not many.
07:58No, you're too many.
07:58I don't know.
07:59I don't know.
08:01Wait!
08:01Yes!
08:02This is good stuff.
08:04This is very good stuff.
08:06Two games played.
08:08Two games won.
08:09Ten seconds of time.
08:10You must keep this up.
08:11I've seen it happen before.
08:12People started well and, you know, they...
08:15It's all downhill.
08:16So let's keep that up.
08:17Let's win another one here before we move on.
08:20What should we play?
08:21Physical.
08:21Yeah.
08:22And we'll have Julie playing it.
08:23Julie!
08:24This way, please, dear.
08:26Around here.
08:27This is an automatic lock-in, by the way.
08:32Okay.
08:34Two and a half minutes for this.
08:36Automatic lock-in, as I've said.
08:39Be very, very careful.
08:40No jumping.
08:41You must not jump.
08:43Come on, then.
08:43In you go.
08:44There we are.
08:45Take your first opportunity to move on.
08:48As soon as you like.
08:51That's it.
08:52That's the idea.
08:53Now, when she gets to the other end of this, and as you can see, her journey is locked into
09:03the time factor of both the revolutions of the prop.
09:08So she's going to have to get her skates on when she gets to actually do the job itself
09:11when she gets there.
09:13Because she's going to need all this same amount of time to get back again.
09:16Right.
09:16Now, what's she got to do?
09:17Is she there yet?
09:19No, no.
09:20Now, what's she got to do?
09:22Okay.
09:23Let me work that out pretty quickly.
09:25All right.
09:26Now, you might be able to give her a little advice concerning that.
09:32Can you use both hands?
09:35You might find that once she's loosened, does she need the allen key?
09:38Once she's loosened.
09:39Once they're loose, just use your hand.
09:41Get away.
09:43Throw it into your thingy.
09:44Just loosen them with the key.
09:48Pardon?
09:49That's it.
09:50Did you hear me?
09:51Yeah.
09:51Yeah, I think she did that.
09:53Yeah.
09:53How long have it done?
09:54I think she said well.
09:57The advice you're being given is to loosen them with the key and then use your hand.
10:01That's the advice they gave you.
10:03Like, you're tightening it out.
10:05That's it.
10:05You're tightening it out.
10:06You see?
10:07No.
10:07She's not doing it.
10:08It's very tight, though.
10:09It's tight, yeah.
10:10How much time should I have?
10:11Okay.
10:13Come on.
10:13You've got a minute left.
10:19A minute.
10:29So how long does it take her to get across there, do you think?
10:32Oh, it's 15.
10:33If that's a minute and she's done two and got across, it's going to be very close.
10:37That's it.
10:4230 seconds.
10:54He's got to go for it.
10:55He's got to go for it.
10:56Whatever.
10:57Okay.
11:01In your pockets.
11:03Come on.
11:03Well done.
11:04Oh, no.
11:05She's down.
11:06Oh, dear.
11:08Oh, Marcus.
11:10Tragically, tragedy, tragedy.
11:12Do you want to buy her out now?
11:13Or do you want to go on, press on, and buy her out later on?
11:18Five or two more games.
11:19I don't think we've got enough crystals at the moment.
11:21No.
11:21So go on.
11:23Yeah.
11:23Come back to two crystals time.
11:24We'll come back as soon as we can.
11:25Yeah.
11:26Yeah.
11:26More crystals.
11:27So say you all?
11:28Yeah.
11:28Okay, then.
11:30Follow me to the next zone, which, of course, is medieval.
11:36There we are.
11:37There's a door.
11:38There we are.
11:38There we are.
12:08That's ten seconds of time inside the Crystal Dome, and you have Julie incarcerated there.
12:13So what are you going to do here?
12:14We'll have a mental game.
12:16Yeah.
12:16And Keith will be playing it.
12:18Keith, I have a very, very simple little game for you.
12:20I'll smack your little body if you don't win this one.
12:23Okay?
12:26Right.
12:26I'm on.
12:27You've got two minutes for this.
12:28That's all.
12:29Good to go.
12:32Work your socks off.
12:33A little time-consuming.
12:35Right.
12:35There you are.
12:37That's it.
12:38I've got to fit the pieces into-
12:39Oh, you've got to fit them first, though.
12:41Fit them in.
12:43Build the picture.
12:44Right.
12:44Which picture?
12:45Put one on the wall.
12:46I think it's the middle one on the right, isn't it?
12:47It's the stained glass.
12:47It's the stained glass.
12:49Now, don't worry about it.
12:49Just fill it in.
12:50And see afterwards.
12:52Yeah, that's-
12:53Where would that go?
12:55That's the idea.
12:56That's it.
12:57Now, get your skates on, because you've wasted an awful lot of time.
12:59That looks like a dragon to me.
13:01That's the bottom, isn't it?
13:01That's the bottom one, yeah.
13:02The dragon's head.
13:03Okay.
13:04All right, what do we got?
13:05Dragon's foot, sir.
13:06An ancestor of mine.
13:09His name was Roger Pym.
13:11And like me, he was a single child.
13:13But unlike me, he didn't have a loving mummy.
13:16And so he ran away from home, and he was a small boy, became a cabin boy, and finally
13:20worked his way up, and then became the captain of a privateer.
13:24He was a bit of a gay blade, a bit of a gay dog, but that's not to say that he was actually
13:28gay.
13:29He was very jolly, and that's why he became the jolly Roger.
13:34You've got a minute left.
13:36A minute left.
13:36Keep it.
13:38He actually founded the fortune.
13:40Top of this, uh-
13:41I mean, he's built on, actually.
13:42This castle was built with his money.
13:44And I, for one, are not ashamed of it.
13:50Yeah, the other way round.
13:52Good.
13:53One.
13:55I think time is going to be the enemy here.
14:02We've got 30 seconds.
14:04His arm, his arm, it's his arm, yeah.
14:06Driving spot at the bottom.
14:09And the cross.
14:11Yeah, the red cross.
14:14Bottom, dragon, drip, tail, whatever it is.
14:17They've crossed the sub.
14:1815 seconds.
14:20They've crossed the sub.
14:21It's all right, I'll get near here.
14:22It's the witch match.
14:2310 seconds.
14:24It's the middle of the right-hand side.
14:26Quick.
14:26Go on, where's this one going?
14:27Top.
14:27Five.
14:28Five.
14:28Get out.
14:29Two.
14:29Three.
14:31Come on then, quickly.
14:33Not much time left there.
14:35Oh, dear, dear, Keith.
14:36You're a naughty, naughty, naughty boy.
14:40He didn't get a crystal.
14:41I said I'd smack his body, didn't I?
14:43Right.
14:44Let's find and play another game here and try and get some more crystals, because the two
14:48isn't enough.
14:49Skill?
14:50Craig.
14:51Craig.
14:52Come with me.
14:53A very ingenious game-ness.
14:55You've got two and a half minutes to get through this one.
14:59There we go.
15:07Around there, or in here.
15:09All right.
15:10This might be even better.
15:10You see the crystals?
15:11Yes.
15:12It's the bottom-width and corner.
15:14There's a crystal inside the maze.
15:15Inside the maze, yeah.
15:17You've got to try and move it around.
15:17Right, that's right, you've got to get it out there.
15:21Drop your left-hand side, yeah, and then roll back so it'll go through the holes.
15:25Slowly?
15:26Slowly, yeah.
15:27Where's the exit?
15:28Can anyone see the exit?
15:28I can't see you from here.
15:29Keep the left-hand side down so it'll go through the gap when it goes past it.
15:33You see, you can work on the diagonal.
15:35That's the idea.
15:36Slowly.
15:37That's the idea.
15:38This way, this way, this way.
15:40Now, get your skates on.
15:42All right, well, can anyone see the exit?
15:43I can't see you.
15:43Yeah, it's where the arrow is.
15:45It's where the red arrow is.
15:46That's exactly where you've got to get to.
15:48Slowly, slowly.
15:49We like the red arrow is.
15:52Is he going to come down the front edge?
15:53Another ancestor.
15:55Guy Saint-Michel d'Auburion.
15:58A Huguenot?
16:00Yeah, go ahead.
16:00Lost his head over a woman.
16:03She was distraught.
16:04She had this headless body hanging over her.
16:07She didn't know what to do with it.
16:08That's right, go in that one.
16:09I'll tell you more about it later.
16:11The one you came out.
16:13Top, middle.
16:15Uh-oh.
16:16No, minute, oh, gosh, minute 15.
16:18Minute 15, minute 10.
16:22How is he doing?
16:24What's he going to get me down to?
16:25He's got to go up that one he's trying to go in.
16:28Right, yeah.
16:28And then down.
16:30Try putting it forward and just hope.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Well, I mean, it's enough in the right way.
16:33One minute left.
16:35Whoa.
16:36Oh, that's all right.
16:36Let's see what happens around here.
16:38Oh, no.
16:38Should I down the other way?
16:39Oh, no, it's down in, isn't it?
16:40Go on, see if you can get it down in there somewhere.
16:41Yeah, it's down in, you'll see.
16:42Stay in.
16:43Back.
16:46Is it?
16:46Oh.
16:50Now, I played with this all last night.
16:52I had a whale of a time with this.
16:54And it was a piece of cake.
16:59Oh, yes, that's good.
17:00Oh, that's 30 seconds left.
17:03That's 30, yeah.
17:04It's all right.
17:04You're boxed in there, aren't you?
17:06It's a dead end.
17:07No, no.
17:10Can you see where you're supposed to go to?
17:11Oh, there.
17:12I don't know.
17:13You might rather end.
17:14It's about 15 seconds, is it?
17:1715 seconds.
17:1815.
17:18You aren't going to do it.
17:19Yeah.
17:2210.
17:23Go on that door.
17:24Well, that was a dog's dinner.
17:27That was a dog's dinner.
17:29I spent so much time working on that, devising that, getting those ropes through the pulleys.
17:34And I was playing with it last night, and it was, it was, it was fun.
17:39Uh, what are we going to do?
17:41Another game?
17:42Uh, yes.
17:43Mystery.
17:43A mystery?
17:45Sandra.
17:46Sandra, come with me.
17:47A little two-minute, two-minute game for this, but you will be able to help her on this.
17:50And I think, at the moment, you can do all the help you need.
17:52You can, you can get.
17:54Two minutes.
17:55Where you go?
17:56You can watch here.
17:57If you want to.
17:57Right, I've got some chess pieces.
17:58The chessboard has all placed.
18:00All pieces on the board, with no two in the same horizontal, vertical, or diagonal.
18:05That's right.
18:06Right.
18:06It's a very simple little conundrum.
18:08I've done it several times.
18:11Right.
18:12No, that's a diagonal.
18:13Uncle Carstairs.
18:15Yeah.
18:15Okay.
18:15Left, disappeared under a cloud of suspicion.
18:19Least said, sooner spend it, I guess.
18:21But I have to say that the incident with the debutante, the chocolate eclair, and the Irish
18:26wolfhound was blown out of all proportion.
18:29Right, one on the corner, maybe.
18:31Oh.
18:32No.
18:33No, that's vertical.
18:36There must be a method to this.
18:41Put it down where you are and change the, oh.
18:44Put that one across one.
18:46That one across one, yeah.
18:48And move that other one up one.
18:50No, no, it's on the same thing there, isn't it?
18:51I've got lost.
18:53There's not one in that one.
18:54Bring it forward, one.
18:57Bring it forward, one.
18:59No, the other way.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Yeah, put it there and pull that other one back on that diagonal.
19:04Not just...
19:05Yeah.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Yeah.
19:07Actually, I have to say that I'm impressed.
19:10I'm impressed.
19:12Yeah!
19:14Let's get a bit of excitement here.
19:16Okay.
19:17Another game, please.
19:19Physical.
19:19Physical to whom?
19:21Nicolette.
19:21Nicolette, come on over here, quickly.
19:24Two and a half minutes for this.
19:25Put these gauntlets on, please.
19:26You guys will be able to look through that notch yet.
19:28Wait to, wait to, wait to, wait to, poos.
19:30Shall I open this door?
19:32Okay, you ready?
19:33Go.
19:34Right, now you can look.
19:35Oh, sorry, dear.
19:36There's a key on my left hand side, and a crystal's over there on my left hand side.
19:43Can you get them loose?
19:44Yes.
19:44Get that ball.
19:45Get that ball.
19:46Go and get that ball.
19:47Go on.
19:47Oh, see, the slide.
19:51And you'll have to work, work, work.
19:53Go, go, go.
19:54It says to bring back the cage.
19:56Yes, that's it.
19:56Go and take that.
19:57Take that to the cage.
19:59Bring the cage back to the door.
20:01And, uh, get the crystal out.
20:04Get out of the cell.
20:05Bring the crystal with you.
20:07And yippee, another crystal.
20:09Ah, yeah, so there's a gap there.
20:10So go through.
20:12That's the idea.
20:15Yeah, yeah, wait.
20:16Make the gap for the next slide down.
20:17Can you get on there?
20:19That's it.
20:20Keep pulling them, sliding them.
20:23Push them.
20:24Off you go.
20:25Quick as you like.
20:26Quick as you can.
20:27Time is running out.
20:39A minute and a half left.
20:41Right.
20:42Keep going, keep going.
20:43Right.
20:45Yeah, that's the idea.
20:46How far to go?
20:50Are you sure?
20:51Can you see it?
20:52Can you see it?
20:52That's the idea.
20:53Then back on yourself.
20:55You've got to get towards the left-hand side here.
20:59That's the idea.
20:59Can I see where we're trying to get to?
21:00Give it a yoke.
21:01You're close there, aren't you?
21:02Somewhere there.
21:04No, not that way.
21:05There.
21:06You've got a minute left.
21:09Oh, hell.
21:09She's here coming back than it is going.
21:11Is she?
21:12She is.
21:12She is.
21:13Keep trying to sit down here.
21:15It's got to be.
21:15All right.
21:17Are you by the crystal?
21:19Now, there's a key on the end of that ball, isn't there?
21:21Yeah.
21:21Well, that does the cage.
21:23That releases the cage from the wall.
21:27Now, you bring the cage back with you.
21:29Take off the gloves if you can't do it.
21:31Can't do it.
21:31Take them off.
21:32That's it.
21:3830 seconds left.
21:39This could be another lock.
21:45Is there anywhere we can get out quickly?
21:49Go on, here.
21:51Come on, try and get out.
21:52It's a quick scan.
21:5315 seconds.
21:54I don't think there's an easy way.
21:55Go, go, go.
21:5710.
21:58Oh, dear.
21:59We're going to leave another one.
22:00Quick.
22:025, 4, 3, 2, 1.
22:07Oh, dear, dear, dear.
22:10Nicolette.
22:11Bye.
22:12Bye.
22:14OK.
22:15What have we got here now?
22:16Two lock-ins.
22:17A lock-in in each zone.
22:18We've got three crystals.
22:21And it's not very much to buy people out with, really, is it?
22:24Particularly.
22:25It's a bit of a serious situation.
22:26Let's go to our next zone and see if we can pick up a lot of crystals and buy both out
22:30and have a happy ending.
22:32Yes.
22:32Come on.
22:33Up here.
22:35Through here.
22:37Across this little walkway here.
22:39Now, watch where you put your feet.
22:40Don't trust this rip too much.
22:42It doesn't do too much to save you.
22:45Simply to get you across.
22:49OK.
22:49OK, here we are.
22:56Third zone.
22:57Two down.
22:57What have you got?
22:58Three crystals.
22:5915 seconds of time.
23:01You're not going to buy anybody out yet, are you?
23:02No.
23:03I think we'll want more crystal before we start that.
23:04One more crystal.
23:05I think then...
23:05Oh, my dear.
23:07You don't care, do you?
23:09You reckless fool.
23:10What are we going to do?
23:12A mystery game?
23:13Mystery game?
23:14Craig?
23:14Craig?
23:15Yeah.
23:15Come on, then.
23:15Up here.
23:16Two and a half minutes for this, Craig.
23:19All right.
23:20A mystery.
23:22Automatic lock-in.
23:23You're allowed two mistakes.
23:24You make a third mistake, and I'm afraid this door stays closed.
23:27And with two people already locked in, I don't think you want that to happen, quite frankly.
23:32OK, in you go.
23:34And I'm going to start the clock now.
23:38Now.
23:39You see?
23:40He has to connect.
23:41Complete the connection of positive and negative terminals without causing a short circuit.
23:46Positive to positive, negative to negative.
23:55So it's...
23:56Computer, could you give us an overhead shot, please, computer?
23:59Right, thank you very much.
24:06Which one's positive?
24:07It's positive and negative on that side.
24:10On the other side, it's the same, isn't it?
24:11Yes, it's the same.
24:12Right.
24:13Just tell me sort of move quickly.
24:14Yeah.
24:16Yeah.
24:18What about those two links at the top on the right?
24:20Do you reckon you should do those?
24:21Do you see what I mean?
24:22These two?
24:23Yeah.
24:23Nice.
24:24These work things very rude.
24:25What can I do?
24:26I think he's...
24:27I think he's got...
24:27I don't think he's got the hang of this at all.
24:30Complete the connection of positive and negative terminals without causing...
24:32Can I help you?
24:33...circuit.
24:34Right.
24:34Right.
24:35Now, if he follows...
24:36If he follows the line through, round, you see what...
24:39He's got to...
24:40Yes.
24:41Yeah.
24:44He's got to get through.
24:45One line at a time.
24:46Yeah.
24:48Maybe he's...
24:50Just follow whether positive or negative.
24:55Don't worry about both of them.
24:56Just follow one?
24:57Just follow one at a time, yeah.
24:59The other one...
25:00The other one will become clearer once you've connected one.
25:02Follow the line through.
25:07No, that's not right as well.
25:08You see, this can't...
25:09This can't be right yet, can it?
25:11No.
25:11That can't be right there.
25:14Isn't that a short circle?
25:15He's going to get a short circle if he does that, isn't he?
25:20I...
25:20I don't think...
25:21I don't think he's got the principle.
25:23He's got 45 seconds left.
25:29Whoa!
25:30One life gone.
25:31Shoot.
25:32Straight up.
25:3730 seconds.
25:39Pardon?
25:43Connect up the negative terminal on the right-hand side.
25:46What, two?
25:48To the one nearest it.
25:50Pardon?
25:51To the one nearest it!
25:54You had 10 seconds, is it?
25:57Come out!
26:01Okay.
26:02All right.
26:02You blew one of my circuits, then.
26:08He needs his bottom smacked as well.
26:09I think you all do.
26:10I think you all need your bottom smacked the way things are going.
26:13But let's see if we can...
26:14I don't want to throw any sort of negative kind of attitudes into this situation.
26:18All we need is a bit of positive thinking.
26:19So what are we going to do?
26:21I'll play a physical.
26:23A physical game?
26:23Are you sure about this?
26:24Yep.
26:25Okay, then, come on down here.
26:26Okay, then, come on down here.
26:29Two minutes for this.
26:31Put those gauntlets on, just in case you trap your fingers.
26:35Okay.
26:36I say to you, do this as quickly as you can.
26:40Time's the enemy here.
26:41There you go.
26:42There you go.
26:45All right.
26:46The crystal only appears at midnight.
26:47Travel back in time.
26:49Crystal?
26:50Er...
26:50It will appear...
26:52As far as I can tell.
26:53Only at midnight.
26:55Travel back in time.
26:57Right.
26:57Let's see if this is the right length for that.
26:59Exactly what he's going to do.
27:00Oh, right.
27:01So he's going to sort of fix...
27:02Fix the things and then...
27:03Melt it up.
27:04It's belted up to all the...
27:05The pulleys.
27:06So that it goes the right way and then...
27:08Right.
27:09That's right.
27:09You're doing it right.
27:10Keep going.
27:11Oh, you want to be out there, isn't it?
27:13Go on.
27:14Is he doing the right thing?
27:15No, he goes.
27:17You've got a minute and a half left.
27:18You see, 30 seconds have already gone.
27:20Yep.
27:21Okay.
27:24Skates on.
27:28Oh.
27:29Is it going to go the right way?
27:30You see?
27:31That's actually going to be right.
27:32I know, I know.
27:33Looks good, looks good.
27:35Wrong way, wrong way.
27:35Wrong way!
27:37That's it.
27:37Go on.
27:40It's no good just saying wrong way today, you see.
27:43You did the right thing.
27:44You've got to let your partners know if you feel you know something.
27:49She's going to get right up to midnight, hasn't she?
27:51Right up to midnight!
27:53She's got about a minute.
27:55Okay, you've got about a minute.
27:59Second, keep going.
28:04How long?
28:0640 seconds.
28:08Right, whoa, that's it.
28:10That's it, good at night.
28:11I'm delighted to see you.
28:16Come on, quickly, quickly.
28:17You, you monkey.
28:23You wanted to stay in there.
28:24You wanted to be locked in.
28:25We have plenty of time, but there you go.
28:27That's great.
28:28Okay, so in what situation...
28:29Here we are now.
28:31We've got four crystals.
28:34Let's play another game here.
28:36Let's have a mental game.
28:37Mental game?
28:38For Sandra.
28:39Sandra?
28:40Okay.
28:41Up here.
28:49Two minutes for you, okay?
28:51In you go, then.
28:52Door's opening, and...
28:54Okay, I've got a grid.
28:56I've got a lot of letters.
28:57A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and H.
29:00That's right.
29:01Right.
29:02Can you see what I've got to do?
29:03She has to stick them all on those discs.
29:05No consecutive letters in adjacent circles.
29:08And that works on every diagonal as well.
29:11Any help?
29:11Oh, right.
29:12No.
29:13No.
29:13No.
29:14It's consecutive.
29:16Sorry?
29:17B is consecutive.
29:18A can't be next to B on that red line.
29:22You've got B and C next to what's...
29:23Right, got it.
29:24They mustn't be consecutive.
29:25They must not be.
29:28No.
29:28A minute and a half left.
29:29B and C.
29:30B, you can't have it like that.
29:31You've got B and C.
29:37Yeah.
29:38E and F, you've got...
29:39E and F, you've got...
29:43Oh, hell.
29:50A, G, E, H.
29:53Got B and C again.
29:55Put A and H in the middle.
29:59That's it, isn't it?
29:59That's it.
30:00Yeah.
30:01Is it?
30:01You've got the principle, haven't you?
30:04No, C and D.
30:04E and F.
30:05E and F.
30:06Oh, C and D.
30:06C and D.
30:07Right.
30:10Put A and H in the middle, two circles.
30:13How's that work out?
30:19C and D, she's still there.
30:21That's pretty good.
30:24That's looking pretty good to me, I think.
30:25There's a minute, a minute.
30:2730 seconds.
30:27Yeah, no.
30:28Get F's.
30:29Where'd you use?
30:29And do you back to F?
30:30You should buy.
30:31Get 30 seconds.
30:31F and E are all.
30:33A and B's been it now.
30:35F and E.
30:36She's got F and B now as well.
30:38I mean, B's back to A and B.
30:4020 seconds.
30:4120 seconds.
30:4120 seconds.
30:42It's quite close to me.
30:43Any help?
30:43A and B's been it now.
30:4415.
30:45Put H in the middle.
30:48Get her out now.
30:4810 seconds.
30:49Get her out.
30:50Time to come out.
30:53Come on.
30:53Come on.
30:54Come on.
30:54Oh!
30:54Oh!
30:55Yeah, no, no.
30:58Fine.
31:00Never mind.
31:01Never mind.
31:02Are we downheartened?
31:03No.
31:04No.
31:05Are we lacking in spirit?
31:07No.
31:09Convince me.
31:10Let's play another game.
31:12We're going to have a skill and Keith, I think.
31:14Keith, come on.
31:14Over here.
31:17Bridget, I think it's time to buy Julie out.
31:19You want to buy Julie out now?
31:20Well, okay.
31:21I'll tell you what you do.
31:22Who's going to go and get her?
31:23Craig.
31:24Craig, you're going to have to really get your skates on and go back the way we came, across
31:28the bridge into medieval, up the stairs, down into the engine room.
31:32Let her out and come back as quickly as you can.
31:34You've got two minutes to do that.
31:36Go.
31:37Right.
31:37You've got three minutes to do this, Keith.
31:39Okay.
31:41Just open up the door.
31:42In you go.
31:45And there that goes.
31:46Now, he's got in there a remote-controlled vehicle.
31:54His point of view, we're seeing his point of view now on this camera up here.
31:58Where's he going?
31:58That's all he sees on that camera.
32:00Right.
32:01Because the camera's on the front of the vehicle.
32:05So he's going to move it across.
32:06He's inside where he is.
32:08He's also got a little map telling him the direction.
32:12Can we see where he is?
32:13Of where to find the crystal.
32:15Computer, could you give me another headshot?
32:17We appreciate it.
32:18Thank you very much.
32:19Oh, nicely.
32:20Okay.
32:20He's going to go through the gates here.
32:23You'll see some gates are going to open up in a minute.
32:25He's doing well.
32:26He's doing very well.
32:27He's doing well, Keith.
32:28He's doing very well.
32:29However, backing out of this thing is quite difficult.
32:32There, you see?
32:32He's picking up the crystal now.
32:34Does he have it?
32:34Yes.
32:35Yes, he's got it.
32:36Now, he's going to back it round.
32:38And get through the gates on that side.
32:40And then bring it back into that corner there.
32:43Does he have it?
32:44Okay.
32:46You've seen a bit start.
32:47Forward.
32:47Forward and right.
32:49Forward.
32:50Two minutes.
32:52That's it.
32:53Now, back it up.
32:54Doing well.
32:56Yeah.
32:56You're out.
32:57You're out.
33:00You want to bear left?
33:02He's got to go up to here.
33:03Is he back?
33:04My guess is he's got to come into here.
33:07But I don't really know.
33:08I haven't got the map.
33:09He's got the map in there.
33:10You're on the hill.
33:11You have to get off that hill.
33:14You can do that.
33:14Reverse and go left when you go forward again.
33:22He has to go.
33:25You have to come down between these two pillars.
33:27Left.
33:29So he's hard left.
33:30And forward.
33:32Okay.
33:32You're in there.
33:33Follow it round.
33:35Left again.
33:37Keep going.
33:38Left again.
33:40Hard forward.
33:40It's coming close to you now.
33:42Should be nearly...
33:43Straight forward.
33:44Keep going.
33:46It should be with you almost.
33:47That's it.
33:48Right on.
33:48No.
33:50Wow.
33:51That was good.
33:54Put it there, pal.
33:55Put it there.
33:56Okay.
33:57Four crystals.
33:57Four crystals.
33:58Yes.
33:58You've relinquished one.
34:00And you're getting someone out there.
34:00We've got to go on.
34:02You come in here with me.
34:04We're going to our next zone now.
34:05That's 20 seconds.
34:06I'm standing.
34:06Get that lift.
34:07Close that gate on the far side.
34:09Will it hear me?
34:10That's it.
34:11Computer.
34:12Is there any sign of them yet?
34:13They're in the lower corridor now.
34:15Okay.
34:16They're coming.
34:17Right here they can.
34:18Great.
34:19In you go.
34:21Two.
34:22Oh, there we go.
34:23And up we go.
34:24Will, aren't we doing what a round of applause is?
34:27I gave him, he gave you two minutes.
34:28We actually had three, but still, it's pretty quick.
34:41Inn's open.
34:41Come, come, come, come.
34:53Extremely activistic.
34:55Here we are.
34:59Our final zone.
35:01The final frontier.
35:02Okay, so let's have a quick resume here.
35:06We've played three zones.
35:07We've had two lock-ins.
35:09You won five crystals.
35:11You've relinquished one of those to get Julie out.
35:14And that gives you four crystals again.
35:1620 seconds of time inside the crystal game.
35:18That's all you've got.
35:19Okay, so let's play some games here and see if we can up that number.
35:23Yes, right.
35:24Yes, right.
35:25I'd like Julie to play a mental game, please.
35:27Would you, indeed?
35:28Come on, Julie.
35:29Over here.
35:30Two minutes for this.
35:31Are you ready?
35:32In you go.
35:32I've got a load of tiles.
35:37All adjacent symbols must match.
35:40No adjacent colours the same.
35:42It's a very easy game.
35:43All right.
35:44We'll leave it for the one that's in place.
35:47All adjacent symbols, so I need a symbol the same.
35:49Different colours.
35:51Images, that's right.
35:52Symbol the same, colour's different.
35:53Yellow one at the end on your left.
35:55This one.
35:56Yeah, that's the one.
35:57Right, love.
35:59Right.
35:59Well, that one there is the one that we shouldn't move.
36:04No, I think I put that one in.
36:05A minute and a half left.
36:08To your left, to your left.
36:09I can't see a thing.
36:11No.
36:11To your left.
36:13Julie.
36:13There we go.
36:14There we go.
36:14That one there.
36:16Have you taken that out from there?
36:17No, I think that's all right.
36:19Um, also.
36:21Ah.
36:22What are we looking at?
36:23What's the other end?
36:27Right.
36:28Looking good.
36:28Come on, come on.
36:29We'll be right at the end.
36:30Go to the other side.
36:30Go to the other side.
36:32Um.
36:34There, Ted.
36:34I think you've got two birds left.
36:35You've got a minute left.
36:37No, no, no, no.
36:38Same colour.
36:39Same colour.
36:41Change with the red and the green in front of you.
36:43This one.
36:43Red and green.
36:44This one.
36:44No, this way.
36:46This way.
36:46This way.
36:47Red and green.
36:48Yeah.
36:48Red and green.
36:50That's it.
36:50That's it.
36:51That one.
36:52No, the other one.
36:53The other one.
36:54That's it.
36:54Yeah.
36:55There's something wrong on the other end, too, isn't there?
37:01No, no, no.
37:02Is there?
37:02Um.
37:04There's something wrong there.
37:05You see the birds?
37:06There's something wrong there, isn't there?
37:08There's a bit.
37:08That's wrong, isn't it?
37:10Where's that?
37:11I can't see.
37:12Come on.
37:13Help me out.
37:14Help me out.
37:14Good.
37:16Yeah, try it.
37:17Yeah, do that one.
37:17That's good.
37:18Right.
37:19First one.
37:20Yeah.
37:21You got 15 seconds.
37:22Stop with this one at the end.
37:24How long?
37:2415.
37:2510.
37:2620.
37:27You've done it.
37:28Oh, quick.
37:31Did you do it?
37:32I did it.
37:33I think you did it.
37:34Yeah.
37:36No, there's two symbols.
37:38Two symbols the same.
37:40Anyway.
37:41What do we want to play?
37:42I want to play a skill game.
37:44Do you?
37:44You want to play a skill game for you.
37:47Very simple.
37:51Goodness me.
37:53Where did you come from?
37:55Okay.
37:55Two minutes.
37:56You ready?
37:57Yes.
37:58Down you go.
37:59Keep your eye on the ball.
38:00You need four more in the win basket than you do in the lose basket.
38:04Right.
38:04In other words, if you've got one ball in the lose basket, you need five in the win.
38:09Eye on the ball.
38:10Concentrate, concentrate.
38:11Well done.
38:12Well done.
38:13Concentrate, concentrate.
38:14You keep telling them to concentrate.
38:16Good.
38:17Yeah.
38:17Keep going.
38:18Aye, aye, aye.
38:19Two more.
38:19You'll need two more.
38:21Yes.
38:22One more.
38:22You have to get four more.
38:24Yeah, four more than you lose.
38:25Oh, I'm lucky.
38:26But it didn't go into the loss.
38:27Two more.
38:28So I'm happy.
38:29Oh, yeah.
38:30You're all right.
38:31Three, come on.
38:33Three.
38:34Well done.
38:34Number one.
38:35Three.
38:35Well done.
38:35One more.
38:36One more.
38:37Two more.
38:38Because they'll keep coming out.
38:39Oh, yeah.
38:39Two days.
38:40Well done.
38:41Number one.
38:42And he's got a little crystal, don't he?
38:43Okay.
38:43Well done.
38:46Is that it?
38:46Keep watching, though.
38:47Keep watching.
38:48Don't let it go wild.
38:49Here comes the crystal.
38:50You've got the crystal?
38:51Yep.
38:52Come on, then.
38:53Lovely.
38:54Well done.
38:55Okay.
38:57That's a very tricky little game.
39:00You made it look very easy.
39:01That's great.
39:02Okay.
39:02Shall we play another game?
39:03No.
39:04I've got to get Nicola out.
39:05Yes, indeed.
39:05You want to get Nicola out?
39:06Yeah.
39:08Who's going to do that, then?
39:08I'll go.
39:09You want to go back?
39:10Look, you take that up the wall, down the lift shaft, through the future, across into medieval.
39:16Put that in the cell and bring her back.
39:19You must be back before we go to the dome, otherwise you won't be going with us.
39:23Okay.
39:24Let's play another game, then.
39:25What do we play?
39:26Right.
39:26It's a mystery for Keith.
39:28Mystery for Keith.
39:29Here we are, Keith.
39:30Okay.
39:31I only need one ball from top to bottom, and that'll get you the crystal.
39:34You ready?
39:34Right.
39:34Three minutes.
39:35In you go.
39:37You've got three minutes, starting from now.
39:40Only use the implement provided, and key it in correctly.
39:47Don't knock the chutes with it.
39:51Oh, right.
39:52Right.
39:52Yeah, that's good.
39:54Got the idea.
39:55Oh, there's a stop at each tube.
39:57There's a tube at the end of the block.
39:58Ah.
39:59Go on, Keith.
40:02Wow, wow, do you want to get your tube ready, Keith?
40:04Turn around, yeah.
40:05Try the tube to your bottom left.
40:07See if you can...
40:08Is this good advice, or is this bad advice?
40:11It's advice.
40:13Oh, this is awkward.
40:15Did you go so far?
40:17Oh, no, no.
40:19I think you're going to have to...
40:19Is there a stop...
40:20Too short of that one?
40:21No?
40:22No?
40:22Oh, no.
40:23You're going to have to go to the right.
40:23Yeah, you guys think it's done.
40:24Right, can you go to your route?
40:26Is it going to the right, is it?
40:27It travels 360 degrees, perhaps...
40:29Was that the right route, or the wrong route?
40:31Maybe you want to go off to the right.
40:33Off to the right, yeah.
40:34Uh-huh.
40:34Off to the right, oh.
40:36Oh.
40:37I'm on key.
40:37Yeah, you're all right, because there's no one to go off.
40:39Yeah.
40:39Yeah, you want...
40:40Two minutes, Claire.
40:41So there you guys go to?
40:42That's it.
40:43That one, I think.
40:44Oh, I think.
40:52Nice.
40:52Yes.
40:53I'll get your next one in alignment.
40:56Yeah.
40:57What do you think it might be?
40:58No, I think it must be the one to the right of that.
41:00Look left.
41:01Come on, let's go.
41:01Come on, breathe.
41:04That looks short to me.
41:05Is it?
41:05No, is it short?
41:06Is that the wrong one, then?
41:07Wrong.
41:08Try the other way.
41:09A minute and a half left.
41:10Oh, come on, Keith.
41:11I can't see enough.
41:12I know.
41:12I can't see a key to the other way.
41:14It must be this one.
41:15Go on, then.
41:15What are your keys?
41:16It must be that one.
41:19Oh, no.
41:21Oh, no.
41:22Well, was that the right one, do you think?
41:24I think it might have been.
41:24No, it was the right one.
41:25Where's it going to go off to the bottom of that one, though?
41:27It rolled off the end.
41:28Turn one from the other side.
41:31Yeah, where's it going to go from there?
41:33Well, maybe the one by his right foot, he can turn that around completely.
41:37A minute left.
41:42Yeah, it's good going.
41:43Very well, yeah.
41:44It looks difficult, doesn't it?
41:46Yeah.
41:47It is difficult.
41:48Yeah.
41:49Oh, it's good.
41:50It's that one.
41:50It keeps going.
41:51Oh, dear.
41:51Oh, dear Lord.
41:52Yeah.
41:52How frustrating.
41:53Oh, I guess.
41:55How frustrating.
41:58How long?
41:5930 seconds.
42:0030 seconds, Keith.
42:01You have to line them up extremely accurately, otherwise it's not going to work.
42:15I don't think they're going to get there.
42:17Keep it out.
42:17You might as well get out.
42:20Really?
42:21Are they coming out?
42:2215 seconds.
42:23Well, you had another 15 seconds to get there.
42:26No way.
42:27No way.
42:27Oh, you party pooper.
42:31Okay, let's play another game.
42:33It's time for a physical game.
42:34A physical?
42:34Hello, girls.
42:35Here she is.
42:36I like Nicolette to do it.
42:37Nicolette, you, that's just not fair.
42:40You were locked in, you've had a long run, and this is the most awful game that Mumsy ever
42:46devised.
42:47It's a three-minute game, starting from the second the door closes.
42:52Oh, good luck.
42:54Are you ready?
42:55In you go.
42:56You've got a bucket.
42:57Hold it, Alvin.
42:59Well done.
43:01Thank you very much.
43:02No worries.
43:03All right.
43:04It's a little sticky.
43:04You've only got one cup.
43:05Yeah.
43:06Oh, one bucket.
43:08Oh, my God.
43:09All right.
43:10Oh, no.
43:10You're not helping.
43:12Well done.
43:14Well done.
43:15You need to fill that bucket up again now.
43:18That's the idea.
43:19Is that what?
43:21That's the idea.
43:22It's got a few holes in the bottom of that bucket.
43:23You need more than that, love.
43:25You need to fill it right to the top, because it'll be empty by the time you get there.
43:28Fill it right to the top.
43:29Put your arm underneath it.
43:30That's it.
43:31Keep it going.
43:32You think it's right over there?
43:34That's the idea.
43:36Good girl.
43:37Good girl.
43:37Good girl.
43:38Good girl.
43:40Good girl.
43:41I'm going to make that rope a bit tighter, I think.
43:42It's not very tight, that rope.
43:44That's the girl.
43:45Well done.
43:47Well done.
43:48Well done.
43:49All right.
43:50Get on the platform.
43:52Get on the platform.
43:53Oh, no.
43:57Lean forward on the rope.
44:02You've got two minutes.
44:03That's fine.
44:04You're doing well.
44:04Two minutes to go.
44:05You're doing well.
44:07Very well.
44:08Well done.
44:10That's incredible, actually.
44:13If I put it right to the top, I would.
44:14You may as well.
44:15You're a champion.
44:19Lean forward.
44:20A champion.
44:22Yes.
44:23Good.
44:25Oh.
44:28This one is it.
44:29This is hard, right?
44:29This is a wrap.
44:32Good.
44:32Hey, come on.
44:35To the line, aren't you?
44:35Yeah, to the line.
44:36Quick, quick, now.
44:39Forward.
44:40That's it.
44:41Doing well.
44:42Yeah, you've got to get it up to that mark, you see?
44:44Good.
44:45Yeah, I've got to release the crystal.
44:55Three-minute game.
44:59You've got a minute left.
45:01One minute left.
45:02You're doing very well.
45:10Great sense of balance.
45:11Go on, Nicholas.
45:12You're doing well.
45:13That's very difficult.
45:14At least one more running before I run.
45:16That's very, very difficult.
45:17Well done.
45:18Oh, lovely.
45:1930 seconds.
45:1930 seconds.
45:2030 seconds.
45:2030 seconds.
45:21Well done.
45:23Thanks, man.
45:24I thought, now.
45:24Come on, Nicholas.
45:26Come on.
45:26Oh, lovely.
45:2830 seconds.
45:2930 seconds.
45:3030 seconds.
45:31No, it's not going to get there, is it?
45:38Come on.
45:39Unlucky.
45:40Good girl.
45:40Go ahead.
45:41Good.
45:42Fifteen seconds.
45:43Fifteen seconds.
45:44Fifteen seconds.
45:45You're going to have to be out.
45:46That was a brilliant, brilliant effort.
45:51A brilliant effort.
45:52I'm very, very impressed.
45:53I'll just put that back in there.
45:55Okay.
45:56Okay.
45:57So let's have a quick resume.
45:59What have we got here?
46:01How many crystals have we finally wound up with?
46:03Four.
46:03Four.
46:04Twenty seconds of time inside the Crystal Dame.
46:07It's not a lot of time, but that's where we're going to have to go right now.
46:11So will you follow me to the Crystal Dame?
46:12Do you want to do that, Sam?
46:13Yeah.
46:14Come on, over here.
46:16Down here.
46:18Round here.
46:20Come on, quickly.
46:22Up the Jungle Path.
46:24To the Crystal Dame!
46:31Well, chaps, what have we got here?
46:41Four crystals, four solitary crystals, equaling 20 seconds of time inside the Crystal Dame.
46:46I'm going to bring up the drawbridge.
46:49And when it's up, I want you to go inside and I want you to spend those 20 seconds collecting as many gold tokens as you possibly can.
46:57Now, should you collect any silver tokens, they will be subtracted from your gold total.
47:02Should you get 105 gold and you get six silver, you're only going to wind up with 99.
47:08And you need 100 to win the big prize, okay?
47:11I'm going to open the door now.
47:12Okay?
47:13Once you go inside, the first whistle, I want you to start collecting.
47:16The second whistle, I want you to stop collecting.
47:18In you go, Marcus.
47:19Hang on to the rail.
47:20Stand around the rail and hold on to the rail until you hear the whistle blow.
47:24Okay?
47:26Very good luck.
47:29And the door's closing now.
47:32Will you start, the fans, please?
47:47Well, there we are.
47:48That one.
47:53Then go.
48:02Okay.
48:09So, how did we do?
48:12Well, I think deep in your hearts, you know, and I know, I think we all know, but 20 seconds wasn't very long, wasn't long enough.
48:18And you've got 46 gold, you've got 35 silver, giving you a grand total of 11, but at least it was a plus.
48:25We've had minus, minus scores here before, today, and we probably will in the future.
48:32Okay.
48:32But you do take home a crystal.
48:34Would you pass that along to the end, please?
48:36And, uh, then to Julie.
48:38And, of course, one each year.
48:40And Marcus.
48:41Take my hand.
48:43I'm a stranger in paradise.
48:44Well done.
48:45Three crystals, you one.
48:46That's very good.
48:47Well done.
48:47Well captained.
48:48Well played.
48:49And I enjoyed today.
48:50Bye.
48:51Bye.
49:21Bye.