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02:34Are you ready?
02:35Ready.
02:37Time's away.
02:55Before the storm breaks.
03:00Okay, guys.
03:12Wait, wait, wait, wait for me, your leader.
03:14Here I am.
03:15Well, what do you reckon?
03:16Nice, huh?
03:17Nice to be home.
03:18It's always nice to be home.
03:18Well, let's talk about the games we're going to play in here.
03:21This is our first zone, Medieval, and in each zone there's a series of games.
03:25They take between two and three minutes to play, and there you win a crystal.
03:28If you win the game, that gives you five seconds of time inside the crystal dome.
03:32Should you stay in longer than you're a lot of time, then you get locked in, and it costs
03:36your teammates a crystal to buy the person out if you wish to do so.
03:40Okay, so let's play a game here.
03:42I'm going to play a skill, I think.
03:43Yes.
03:43And it's going to be Paula.
03:45Paula.
03:46Come with me.
03:47I've got a nice little skill for you.
03:49It's going to take you two minutes to play this, and unfortunately, it's an automatic lock-in.
03:53You're allowed to make two mistakes.
03:55You make a third mistake, and the door stays bolted.
03:57So in you go, your time starts from now.
04:02The witch's brew, mixed together in the cauldron, one eye of newt, one frog's leg, one blood
04:08of bat, and one essence of earthworm.
04:10Okay.
04:11So what's she got to do?
04:12She's got to...
04:13There's the cauldron.
04:14That's it.
04:15I want an eye of newt.
04:17What colour is it?
04:18Other way around.
04:19Blue.
04:19Eye of newt's blue, a blue one.
04:21Do you want to get a blue one?
04:22A blue one.
04:24I'm going to allow you...
04:25Would it be easy to get the one on the top?
04:26Good one.
04:26Well done.
04:27Right.
04:28Quickly pour it in, and put the empty in the straw box.
04:32Now you're going to have to pick up a bit of steam now, Paula.
04:35Just chuck it in.
04:36Okay, you want a green one next, a green one.
04:39I don't...
04:40I'm not even going to worry about which order you get them in, as long as you get those...
04:43Come on.
04:44Those...
04:44Fast as you can.
04:45Well done.
04:45Good girl.
04:46Good girl.
04:47Quick.
04:47Just chuck it in.
04:52It's not necessarily that order.
04:54Any order will do, as long as you get them in.
04:56I fulfill the job.
04:58I'm putting those four bottles, tipping those four bottles in.
05:02Well done.
05:02Well done.
05:03Well done.
05:03And then a yellow.
05:04Yellow.
05:04Yep.
05:13Now, if you're successful, the crystal will rise out of the cauldron, and you grab the crystal
05:20with that grabber thing that you've got there.
05:23And don't drop it.
05:24Make sure you don't drop it.
05:27Plenty of time.
05:30Plenty of time.
05:31Take your time.
05:34Well done.
05:34Good girl.
05:35Good girl.
05:35Well done.
05:36That's smashing.
05:38Plenty of time.
05:40Plenty of time.
05:40That's lovely.
05:42I'm very, very pleased to say that you've played one game, and you've won one game.
05:47That's five seconds of time.
05:47I hope that this is the beginning of great things for you guys.
05:52Let's play another game, shall we?
05:53We'll play a physical, I think, and it's going to be Lisa.
05:56Lisa.
05:57Will you come with me down here?
05:59Two and a half minutes for this, okay?
06:03Okay.
06:05Now it's all turn in the barrel.
06:07It's an automatic locking if you put your feet on the ground, but you're so unlikely to do that.
06:12Okay, use those gauntlets that are on the top there.
06:15That'll help save the little fingers.
06:17That's that.
06:20Now, what you're going to do?
06:22Get a ball.
06:22Right, I've got some cannonballs down here.
06:25Take one down in the barrel and stick it in the end there.
06:30She's got to roll through.
06:30She's got to get in the barrel.
06:31I've got to get in here and take it down to the end.
06:34I think that's a fairly good idea.
06:36Oh, God.
06:37Well, that looks nice.
06:38It looks very snug fit.
06:39It's a nice snug fit.
06:40That's it, Lisa.
06:42Why don't you get yourself going?
06:42Oh, Lisa, you can do it.
06:44That's it.
06:45That's it.
06:45Go.
06:45Keep it going.
06:46Keep it going.
06:46Go, go, go.
06:48Oh, mind your head.
06:49Mind your head.
06:50Oh, you're doing well.
06:50Good girl.
06:51Almost there.
06:52That's it.
06:54Excellent.
06:54Pop it in there.
06:55Back you come.
06:56Back you up there.
06:57That's it.
06:58Little medieval.
06:59medieval, well, late medieval, guitar.
07:0217th century.
07:05Made by...
07:07Oh, it's well out of tune.
07:10Problem with these pegs, you see.
07:12You can't tune them up, though, these.
07:14But it's pretty, isn't it?
07:16One and a half minutes left.
07:17Nice little rose in the centre there.
07:21Handmade, underwater, by native women.
07:24I like it.
07:28Ah, now she's going for it.
07:31She's cooking with gas, as they say.
07:33Watch your feet.
07:34Come on.
07:35Come on.
07:36Go, go, go, go.
07:37There she's gone.
07:37Oh, she's only going to get one more, isn't there?
07:39One more.
07:40You're doing well.
07:42You're doing very well.
07:45Go.
07:46A minute left.
07:48Just down for a minute left.
07:49Come on.
07:50It's all there.
07:51You literally took the back wall out.
07:52What did you see?
07:53Oh, she knows what I've even thought of that.
07:55It's coming.
07:56It's coming.
07:57It's coming.
07:57It's coming.
07:57It's down this way.
07:58Come on.
08:00Come on.
08:01Come on.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Good girl.
08:10I like this.
08:11This is looking good to me.
08:12Two games played, two games won.
08:14Not bad, huh?
08:16Okay, let's play another game.
08:17We're going to play a mental, and it's going to be Stuart.
08:21Stuart, you are such...
08:22You're the luckiest boy in the world.
08:23Am I?
08:24Do you know why?
08:25Why?
08:25Because you're going to come and meet...
08:26My mummy!
08:29Round here.
08:30Okay, three minutes.
08:31And I better give you this, because you have to cross Mumsy's palm with silver.
08:35Okay.
08:37No conferring.
08:38One out of three will get you the crystal.
08:43Hello, dear.
08:44What's your name?
08:45Stuart.
08:46Stuart, give me the coins.
08:48I hear you're doing very well.
08:50So far.
08:51I see that.
08:52Let's have some nice ambiance, shall we?
08:55That's lovely, isn't it?
08:57Now then, here's the first question.
09:00Listening?
09:01Now, if there are a total of 101 spots on two Dalmatians, and one Dalmatian has 25 more spots than
09:08the other,
09:09how many spots have they each got?
09:1738 and 63.
09:19Jolly good!
09:20What a clever...
09:21I knew.
09:22I had a feeling when you came in, dear, that you were going to get this one.
09:26Here it comes.
09:26What a lovely boy.
09:28Thank you very much.
09:28Bye-bye.
09:29Oh, look, Stuart.
09:30He is a lovely boy, too.
09:32I felt it, you know, dear.
09:34As he came through, the ambiance and the music.
09:37Oh, it's lovely to see you.
09:38Are you being a good boy, then?
09:40I am, Mumsy.
09:41I am, Mumsy.
09:41I'll see you later.
09:43All right, dear.
09:46Three crystals, 15 seconds of time.
09:48Nothing wrong with that.
09:49What are we going to do, then, Nick?
09:50This is where it all falls down.
09:51We're going to do a physical, and I'm going to do it.
09:54Ooh, I've had a difficult little...
09:55You might be a little stressed out on this one, but it's not impossible.
10:00Take these gloves, put those gloves on, and you're going to have two and a half minutes
10:04from the second the door closes.
10:06Ready?
10:07Two and a half minutes.
10:08Yep.
10:08Go get your skates on as quickly as you possibly can.
10:13Try it.
10:14No.
10:14You don't have to do that.
10:16You have to go through.
10:17It's in the way.
10:18It's finally through.
10:19What's on the ball?
10:19What do you want?
10:20What's on that ball?
10:21The biggest thing in the cell.
10:23You must take it with you.
10:26Take it with him.
10:28I do go.
10:29There, off you go.
10:30Crystal key.
10:31Skates on.
10:32Crystal key there.
10:33There's a key here.
10:34What's this key at the door?
10:35Yes, yes.
10:36Crystal key.
10:38If you know you're going, what are you doing?
10:41I don't know.
10:42Okay, you're heading for that crystal cage in the far corner.
10:45Just up here.
10:46He wants to come here.
10:48You can do that for him.
10:50Tell him where it wants to go.
10:51Nick, you want to come over here?
10:53Over here, Nick.
10:54Now, straight forward, you want to come?
10:55All right.
11:03He's having a rattling good time in there, isn't he?
11:09Yes.
11:11Yes.
11:12What are you doing?
11:12Okay.
11:17Now, you've got to bring that cage back all the way to the door.
11:20But once at the door, you have to release the crystal from the cage.
11:23Do not come out of the cell with the cage as well.
11:26Come on, go.
11:27Right, go.
11:30Back through, round, yeah.
11:32Brilliant.
11:32Down to the end.
11:33Well done.
11:35Brilliant.
11:36Through there.
11:37Yes.
11:38Through it, no.
11:38That's it.
11:39And through at the end, that side.
11:41Yes.
11:43You've got just under a minute to do this.
11:45Come on, go.
11:46Yeah, well done.
11:48Back through, round, yeah.
11:51You've got plenty of time.
12:02Yes.
12:03Yes.
12:06Oh, what can I say?
12:08What a marvelous success record you've had in this zone.
12:12You've played four games, you've won four games, and that's 20 seconds of time.
12:16This is fantastic.
12:17We've spent enough time here, so we're going to go on to the next zone.
12:20So, would you follow me up here?
12:22Up, up, up.
12:23Here we go.
12:29Hut.
12:42Up here.
12:45Up here.
12:45Okay.
12:46There's a ladder here.
12:52You can turn around probably better, but...
12:55All right?
12:56Oh, Lisa's going to be okay.
12:58She's a rock climber.
12:59Not much good on ladders, though.
13:01No.
13:12Are you impressed?
13:14You better be.
13:15I've spent the time and energy I've spent on bringing this thing back to its former glory.
13:19Ocean World.
13:2030,000 beneath the surface of the ocean.
13:23The SS Atlantis, the stateroom, and here it is.
13:26Our second zone.
13:27Our first zone.
13:28What did we do in our first zone?
13:29We played four games.
13:30We won four games.
13:31That's 20 seconds of time inside the Crystal Dome.
13:33This is all good stuff.
13:34All right, let's play some games here, Nick.
13:36What are we going to do?
13:36We're going to do a mental.
13:37It's going to be ginning.
13:39Okay.
13:41Here.
13:42Two minutes.
13:44Two minutes from the second the door closes.
13:45You'll be able to watch on that monitor there.
13:47Okay.
13:48There you go.
13:49Two minutes.
13:50The solution is crystal clear, so I've got to spell crystal clear.
13:55Crystal what?
13:57Why did you have to spell crystal one?
13:59Crystal.
13:59What was the thing on the wall?
14:01What was the thing on the wall, sir?
14:02What's on the wall?
14:03What's on the wall?
14:05Janine, what's on the wall?
14:06She wants the door shut.
14:07She wants the door shut.
14:09Janine.
14:10Crystal clear.
14:12Crystal clear.
14:12Crystal clear.
14:15Hey, Gran.
14:28Oh, how well.
14:29Cut the E in.
14:30Cut the E in.
14:30Can't be good at everything.
14:31That's it.
14:33What, how's she doing?
14:37Now the L and the C are back to front.
14:41That's it.
14:41That's it.
14:42That's it.
14:43I like it.
14:44No, but she's got to get the crystal clear.
14:47Yes, yes, yes.
14:48Yes!
14:48Well done.
14:50Yes!
14:50Well done.
14:51This is all astonishing stuff.
14:53I mean, five games in a row is pretty good.
14:55Let's play another game.
14:56We're going to play a mystery, and it's going to be Graham.
14:58Graham, come with me.
15:01Meine Liebschen.
15:04Down here.
15:06Through here.
15:09Down here.
15:11Right, young Graham, you've got two and a half minutes to complete this little task and
15:15get out with the crystal.
15:17No conferring.
15:19Okay.
15:20Right, in you go.
15:21I won't start until the door's closed.
15:22And the door's closing.
15:24Right, now.
15:25It's like a trivia machine.
15:27Okay.
15:28So, he's got a...
15:30He's got a...
15:38And when he gets it...
15:40Gets the...
15:43He'll get a coin.
15:46What's he going to do?
15:47He's feeding the meter.
15:48All right.
15:49And that starts the fan.
15:50All right.
15:51What use is that?
15:53What's he going to do with the fan?
15:56Yes, yes, yes.
15:58He's got the right idea.
15:58Yes.
15:59You're taking too long.
16:03Far too long.
16:05Let's take something.
16:07Right.
16:07Answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can.
16:11Yeah.
16:14He's got it.
16:14He's got it.
16:16He's got it.
16:21It only lasts five seconds, that time.
16:24He's got it.
16:25He's got it.
16:26He's got it.
16:26He's got it.
16:26You've got a minute and a half left.
16:32You're okay?
16:35Come on, drill.
16:36Come on.
16:41As long as there's a constant supply of crunching in here.
16:44Yeah, you're going to keep going.
16:44We'll get on that.
16:45As long as he keeps going.
16:48I see you again.
16:49Come on.
16:50Come on, drill.
16:51Come on.
16:55You've got a minute left.
16:56I reckon it.
16:58You're taking too long.
17:09Come on.
17:10Come on, too long.
17:11Take something.
17:12Incorrect.
17:13Incorrect.
17:14Incorrect.
17:15Incorrect.
17:15Come on.
17:15He's taking too long.
17:20Come on.
17:20Come on.
17:21Come on.
17:23Incorrect.
17:23Nice.
17:2530 seconds.
17:28How long?
17:2930.
17:31Keep going.
17:3915.
17:41I'm glad I'm not in the pub with him.
17:43Yeah, for the driving machine.
17:45I'm coming out with 15.
17:47He's coming out.
17:47Because the 15 will happen.
17:49Unlock it, right?
17:50Unlock it.
17:51Okay.
17:53Okay.
17:54Look, no problem.
17:55No problems.
17:56You've played six games.
17:57And you lost one.
17:58Okay.
17:59Let's play another game here.
18:01We're going to play physical.
18:02And it's going to be Paula.
18:03Paula, come with me.
18:04You've got three minutes for this.
18:06Okay.
18:07Automatic lock-in.
18:09Two mistakes.
18:09A third mistake.
18:10And...
18:11Sorry.
18:12Okay.
18:13Beware of the sharks.
18:14All right?
18:15Ready?
18:17In you go.
18:24All right.
18:25All right.
18:26All right.
18:27All right.
18:31Hello? Hello? Look, Dwayne. Dwayne, look. Mumsy's on another number. Okay. You can fax her. I mean, but I'm sure
18:43she'll be delighted to know that you've done her chart. Yes, I'm sure she will, but what can I say?
18:47I can't patch you through. No, I'm sorry, I can't. Okay, yeah, bye.
18:53Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to dive in, can you? She's taking something from the air off. Yeah, I think there's
19:02maybe a... Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:05I think she's like that. Well, we'll hear a noise. We will hear a noise. She's quite right. There she
19:14goes. You've got two minutes left.
19:21That was Butch wasn't it, did you hear me shout that lot of them actually?
19:26What projection I have, she's got to get an Allen key out of an airlock.
19:32She's got it, she's got it, she's got it. She's got it, she's got it.
19:35She's got to run baby run.
19:37She's got to wait for that one and then go for it.
19:39Yeah, pity about that.
19:40She's got that, yeah.
19:42She's got it, she's got it.
19:46Go, go, go, go!
19:47Go, go, go, go, go!
19:51That's the best I've ever seen.
19:57Now I hope she doesn't drop that Allen key.
19:59Because now she's in that submersible, she's never going to be able to pick it up again, is she?
20:04Come on, come on, come on.
20:07How many screws are there, can I do it?
20:09Uh, oh.
20:11Sorry.
20:14Well done.
20:15Just check it out.
20:18A minute's left.
20:19One minute.
20:21And counting.
20:23If you can get across that floor in quarters.
20:25Yeah, she will.
20:26Yeah.
20:27She's got to pin up back before she got the key phone and get out the soup.
20:31Yeah, get out the soup.
20:32Yeah, that's right.
20:34She's doing well, she's doing very well.
20:37She'll get across again.
20:38It's not easy.
20:40No, it's not easy.
20:42This is the crystal now.
20:43We don't make things easy.
20:44You, however.
20:46Go.
20:4930 seconds!
20:51She's got it.
20:52Come on, come on, come on!
20:54She's the one who made a mistake, that's it.
20:57Go, go, go, go, go!
20:59Go!
21:01Go, go, go, go!
21:02Go, go, go, go!
21:05Yeah, I think it's Nibia.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:09Oops, I think she's...
21:11Get out, get out, get out, get out!
21:13I think she's got to get in.
21:14Five, four, three, two, one.
21:19Yeah!
21:20Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
21:22Brilliant!
21:23Oh, that's super good.
21:24This is very good news.
21:25Good girl!
21:26Very good news.
21:27Six crystals.
21:28That's 30 seconds of time inside the crystal dome
21:30and only two zones played.
21:32And we're going to play our third zone next.
21:34We're going to leave here now.
21:35Here we go.
21:36Up here.
21:37Round here.
21:42Down here.
21:49Talga.
21:52Right.
21:52Let me take that off there.
21:54Hang it up there.
21:56Through here.
21:57Follow me down here as quickly as you like.
22:00Mind the dripping water.
22:04Through there.
22:08Across there.
22:10Across there.
22:15Phew.
22:27Okay.
22:2930 seconds of time.
22:30That's not bad.
22:30Let's play some more games here.
22:31I'm going to do a skill and it's going to be Janine.
22:34Yep.
22:35Right, Janine.
22:35Up here.
22:36Okay.
22:38I'm going to give you two and a half minutes for this.
22:41Are you ready?
22:42Go.
22:46There we go.
22:47There we go.
22:48There you go.
22:50There that goes.
22:51To wait.
22:52There's a stick hanging up in front of you.
22:54Right, so I've got to knock the pyramids down in order.
22:57Let's have to do the top one.
22:59Yes, hook them onto the ropes and swing them across and knock the tower down.
23:05That's it.
23:05You've got the idea.
23:07You have to do both ropes for each one, probably.
23:12That's it.
23:12That's it.
23:13Good girl.
23:14End again.
23:15Another go.
23:16Yeah, she's right.
23:17Yeah, she's longer.
23:18Now that's a job you can be doing, isn't it, you guys?
23:25To the middle one, yeah.
23:28Yes, and there it goes.
23:31You're doing well.
23:31You use the longest one at each time.
23:33Well, is that necessarily true?
23:35No.
23:36You use the optimum rope.
23:41That's a rather good word, optimum.
23:44I think I like it because it's got mum at the end of it.
23:49Oh, excellent.
23:50Come on.
23:51Come on.
23:52We've got a motor, Janine.
23:53Try the fun for the real one.
23:56Okay.
23:57Reach on your stick.
23:58Okay.
24:01Get off the motor.
24:03Now I have to build all these things.
24:04Oh.
24:05There you go.
24:06Go, go, go, go.
24:07Okay.
24:09There we go.
24:10Yes.
24:14Yes.
24:15Look at the door.
24:15Brilliant.
24:16Well done.
24:17Yes.
24:20Excellent, excellent, excellent seven crystals.
24:24This is stupendous.
24:26Who's going to lose the next one?
24:31Are you really?
24:32I am, certainly.
24:33Well, what would you like to play?
24:34I'd like a mystery, please.
24:35Would you like a mystery?
24:38John Major.
24:40Okay.
24:40Sit here.
24:42Three minutes for this.
24:43You ready?
24:44Yep.
24:47Okay.
24:47You can watch through that window there.
24:49I'll stop it.
24:55I'll turn it down.
24:56I'll turn it down.
24:59I'll turn it down.
24:59I'll turn it down.
24:59Nick, if you do that, you'll just lose the first one.
25:01Yeah.
25:02Turn them all.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:06And you want one from the top to the bottom.
25:08That'll do me.
25:09Can you see where they've got the end of?
25:11Yeah.
25:12Down in the middle.
25:13Yeah, the middle one.
25:14I'm going to take the middle, sir.
25:15If I can.
25:16There may be a buggish root.
25:18You need that one where it was.
25:19Are you sure you're giving him good advice?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Move the ball down.
25:25Move the ball down.
25:27You might even be going the wrong way.
25:28You don't know, you see?
25:29I'm connecting.
25:31Put one in because it'll stop.
25:34Put one in.
25:35Put one in.
25:35And put it down into the first.
25:37Put it into the first one.
25:38That's it.
25:39Yeah.
25:39Down to the first.
25:41Then to...
25:41Oh.
25:42Hold on.
25:43Make sure that one's...
25:45That's it.
25:48The skate's on.
25:49It's time consuming.
25:51You've got just under two minutes left.
25:54Right.
25:54Now turn that one to the left.
25:56And now turn the next one to it.
25:59Now you may not know this, but...
26:01This is where we call...
26:02We grow all our fruit and veggies for...
26:04For home.
26:05I come down here with Mumsy.
26:08And we pick a little...
26:09Papaya.
26:12Uh...
26:12Two bananas.
26:14Oranges.
26:14Citrus.
26:15We've got a lot of citrus here.
26:17A minute and a half left.
26:18A minute and a half left.
26:19And of course we're...
26:21Totally self-sufficient really.
26:24Do a little fishing.
26:26Are you...
26:26Are you...
26:28Are you...
26:28Are you going the right way?
26:29Is it going the right way?
26:30Yeah.
26:30Skates on.
26:31Skates on.
26:32There's a good boy, Nick.
26:34Yeah.
26:35I don't know if...
26:36Is that light?
26:36That's right.
26:37I think so.
26:38You're going to lose it.
26:39Oh, well done.
26:40You've got it.
26:40You've got it.
26:41Make sure you're going the right way.
26:43Make sure you've got the right track down there.
26:46That's all right.
26:50Good.
26:53Well...
26:54Move the left one down.
26:56Just make sure you...
26:56Make sure you're taking it down in the right direction.
26:59There are a lot of...
27:00There are several directions you can take, but...
27:06Yes.
27:07That telephone call I got from Dwayne.
27:10I mean, come on.
27:11Now, Dwayne, as you may or may not know, is somebody...
27:15He's Californian, West Coast.
27:18Thirty seconds left that Mumsy got involved with.
27:21He sends her her chart, does all that sort of stuff.
27:24But he's done a three-picture deal with a big American corporation.
27:28I think he's just fusing that, quite frankly.
27:32Fifteen seconds.
27:34You're going to lose that.
27:35Nick, come out.
27:36Come out, Nick.
27:36Come out.
27:37Ten seconds.
27:42Sorry, John.
27:43Never mind.
27:44You can't win them all, Nick.
27:46Let's play another game here.
27:47A skill and it's Graham.
27:48A skill and Graham.
27:50Okay.
27:50Come on.
27:51This way.
27:51Down here.
27:53Across here.
27:55Bow.
27:56Okay.
27:57Just a mere two minutes for this, all right?
28:00Okay.
28:00Use the chute provided.
28:02Here's the chute.
28:04Do you want to get in there?
28:05There's another one up there.
28:06Come on.
28:09Easiest one's first.
28:10Yeah.
28:15Okay.
28:17As I was saying about Dwayne.
28:19He's got this three-picture deal he's trying to sell in the States.
28:21In Hollywood.
28:23And he wants to cast Arnold Schwarzenegger as me.
28:27And Meryl Streep playing mums in Meryl Streep.
28:30Have you seen Meryl Streep?
28:32She does it very well, but...
28:34Honey.
28:35I think it's just a...
28:37Just a come on.
28:38A minute and a half left.
28:39A minute and a half left.
28:40I think he's just...
28:41I think he's...
28:43He's Mr. Opportunist, that guy.
28:46Keep it like that, Graham.
28:47Get the timing right.
28:48Timing's essential in this one.
28:51You can take it down a bit lower, you know, when you do that.
28:54Just...
28:54Get the end down near the mouth.
28:56Get the end down near the mouth.
28:57What are you trying to do?
28:59Get the end down near the mouth.
29:01Position it first.
29:02Position it first, Graham.
29:04A minute left.
29:05A minute.
29:08Get the end down near the mouth.
29:12Get the end down near the mouth.
29:14Put the wood moving the mouth first.
29:15Put the wood moving the mouth first.
29:16Yes, point it at the mouth.
29:19Push the whole piece of wood nearer.
29:21Closer.
29:21That won't go.
29:23Oh.
29:24Unlucky.
29:30Yes!
29:32Come on, go.
29:33Go.
29:3430 seconds.
29:35Go.
29:36Go.
29:36Yes!
29:36Yes!
29:3630 seconds.
29:38Come on.
29:42Do the bottom one.
29:47I like it.
29:48You're going to have to get it all the way down.
29:49Do the bottom one.
29:5015 seconds.
29:5115.
29:52Just let it roll straight down.
29:54Yes!
29:55Ten seconds.
29:56Ten.
29:57Nine.
29:57Eight.
29:58Seven.
29:59Six.
30:00Five.
30:01Four.
30:02Three.
30:03Two.
30:03One.
30:04One.
30:05One.
30:07Oh dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.
30:12Okay.
30:13Okay.
30:13We're going to do a physical and it's going to be Lisa.
30:16Lisa!
30:17Okay.
30:18I've got a lovely, lovely physical from you.
30:25This is a horrible, horrible game which I love and I adore.
30:30Okay.
30:31Three minutes.
30:32Yes.
30:32Here you go.
30:36Have you got a container to get water?
30:40Sorry?
30:40Have you got a container to get water?
30:41Yes.
30:42Get a container.
30:43Get a container.
30:44Fill it up with water from the magic spring.
30:48From the spring.
30:50What are you doing?
30:51What are you doing?
30:52What are you doing?
30:52Watch yourself.
30:58Oh, what a shame.
30:59It looks like there's some holes in the bottom of the bucket.
31:02Wash.
31:03There's holes.
31:03The water's going to come out.
31:05We've got to go in out the bottom as quick as you can.
31:07I don't...
31:08I think you're making...
31:09I think you're making heavy weather of that, but...
31:12Never mind.
31:13I'm doing okay.
31:19the water's going.
31:21I don't know.
31:25I don't know.
31:26But I'm doing okay.
31:31I don't know.
31:31that nature. Glenn Close would be better. Two minutes left. That's it. Well done, Lisa.
31:43Yeah, that's better. That's much better. Reach out now. Don't go any further. You can reach
31:47it and get some water. Yeah, you've got an idea now, I think. Yeah.
31:57Well, it's novel. I have to say that. It's very novel.
32:02She's making heavy weather of it, Lisa. It's time consuming.
32:08Can anybody see an easier way of doing this? A minute and a half.
32:17I think you'd better come back, Lisa. Come back and get a refill.
32:29You can walk back. Walk through the water, Lisa. Walk back through the water. Start again.
32:35Can you come back right back to the end? You've got a minute left.
32:37Well done. Can you reach the water now before you start going across and then hook it over
32:46your arm? Well, it's full. And hook it over your elbow. If you're wet enough anyway, it doesn't
32:55matter if it spills any soup. Try and stay on the top of the block. It's certainly wetter than
33:07the water now. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out.
33:21Okay. That's all right. That's all right. Listen, listen. You've got seven crystals, five of which
33:27were won by you girls. Any two by the boys? Gives light of any ideas of genetic male superiority,
33:33doesn't it? Yeah. I think so. Well, unfortunately. I'm a bit soggy. I've got all sorts of things
33:41in there. The computer's got a special kind of hair dryer and all the rest of it. You'll
33:44be all right. We'll dry you off. Okay. So we're going to climb the wall into our next turn.
33:48Will you follow me, please? Up here.
33:59Heart.
34:09Say proudly.
34:15Uh, computer, I've got a very wet, soggy one here. What would you want me to do about
34:20it? I could dry her out in the de-moisturizing chamber. Marvellous. Did you regenerate that
34:25a faulty rear stat? No, I can't get the parts. Right. Okay. This way. Come with me. In here.
34:35You can dry off in there. Right. Come on, chaps. Down here. Uh, computer, would you mind fixing
34:44her hair as well, please? What style would you like? Oh, late 20th century chic, I think.
34:50Okay. Okay. Here we are. Three zones played. Seven crystals, 35 seconds of time inside the
34:56crystal dome. So what are we going to, what are we going to play here? I think we'll do a
34:59scale. Paula. Paula. Paula. With me, Paula. Up here. Two and a half minutes. She'll be all right.
35:10Pretty good. You can watch on that monitor. That's very good. It's nice to have for us to have an
35:31overhead
35:31shot because sometimes the computer's a bit, a bit sneaky and doesn't do that for us.
35:36I can't feel it. I can't feel it. She obviously knows where she knows. She knows where she's
35:45going. I don't know if she's going the right way or not. Oh, yes, she is. She's got to
35:49head towards those gates. Go through those gates. Through the gates. Back up. Right. Left hand
35:58down. There we go. Yes. Go straight forward. Straight ahead. Straight. Have you got the crystal?
36:21No, it's not gone in yet. Push it hard. Push it hard. Okay, that must have been that
36:27faulty rheostat. Another minute, 15. Yes. Yes, then. Yes. She's got to back it up and take it out
36:37through those doors as gates on her left. Left hand down. Forward. Forward. Now back it up. Turning
36:52hard right. Back up. Okay, back it up again. Come on. Come on. Back it up. Come on. Back it
37:06up.
37:06Back it up. Back it up. Back it up. You're not turning it as you're backing. You've got to
37:11control it. 30 seconds. You're not twisting it as you're back. Down there you're getting
37:21it. Left. Hard left. Hard left. She's not doing it. She's caught us over there. That's it.
37:26She did it this time. Go on. 15 seconds. Now back it up. Hard left. Go on. What's that thing
37:33coming in? Ten seconds. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Zero. I'm not going shopping with
37:49you. Okay. Let's play another game. We'd like to leap into a mystery with Janine. Janine.
37:55Come with you. Meine Liebchen. Okay. Down here. A little mystery. Okay. Now three minutes
38:04for this. Okay. Right. Now it's an automatic lock-in. You're allowed to make two mistakes.
38:09You make a third mistake and the door stays closed. In you go.
38:15There's something in front of me with colors. Chemical reprocessing plant. Sequence correct.
38:25Place all four filtration units in plant and press. Stop putting those filtration units
38:31into place. Right. So follow the lines down.
38:42There's a diagram behind you. There's a diagram there. It's very straightforward there. Once
38:46you look at these units themselves, they're all here twisted in each other. She's looking
38:51at the diagram. That's good. Get your skates on.
38:58Yeah, she's got the idea. Yes, but you've got to remember those can going back to front as
39:03well. Which doesn't, you know, which, which. Let's take a look at that.
39:14Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes.
39:23Excellent. I've been waiting, waiting for years for somebody to do that. How many was this?
39:28Eight. Eight. Eight crystals?
39:30Who's that?
39:33It's Lisa back.
39:34Well done.
39:35What a fabulous job you've made.
39:38She shrunk somewhat in the wash.
39:42Okay, what have we got?
39:42Eight crystals.
39:44That's great.
39:44Let's play another game.
39:45We're going to play a mental and it's going to be Stuart.
39:47Stuart.
39:47A mental for Stuart.
39:48Okay, up here.
39:51Round this corner, up here.
39:56Okay, young Stuart, you have two minutes for this.
39:59The second the door closes.
40:01There we go.
40:02In you go.
40:04Right, I've got some panels on the wall here with numbers.
40:09To get the crystal, I need to get 32.
40:14So, it has to make...
40:21Each one of those boxes, those boxes, has to equal what number?
40:26Each one of those boxes has to equal what number?
40:2832.
40:29Yes, that's exactly what he's got to do.
40:31Go on, push the poles.
40:33That's it.
40:33And find in that box whatever gives you 32.
40:36Right, go.
40:37Quick pick.
40:39Four times eight.
40:40Yes, four times eight.
40:41Four times eight.
40:42Four times eight.
40:43Four times eight.
40:45Four times eight.
40:45The first one.
40:46Four times eight.
40:47I thought he was...
40:48What, here?
40:50Push it up.
40:51Up.
40:51Up.
40:52That's it.
40:52Ah, right.
40:54Okay.
40:54Yes, sir.
40:55Ah, right.
40:55I have to get 32 each time.
40:57What's that?
40:58I can't read it.
40:59Three quarters and 32.
41:01Four fifths and 40.
41:02Erm...
41:03That's 32.
41:03That's it.
41:04A minute left.
41:05Come on.
41:08Yes.
41:1480% of what, no?
41:17Yeah, that's right.
41:17Yeah.
41:19Now.
41:20Oh.
41:20I don't think that middle one's right, did it?
41:22I can't read those signs, no.
41:26The last one.
41:27They're all correct except for this last one.
41:29Four times.
41:33I can't read those little ones.
41:35There he says.
41:37No it won't. What's he getting across the top there? What does it say across the top?
41:41What does it say across the top there?
41:43835
41:44Yes, but what does it say before the numbers?
41:49Access code.
41:50Alright, he's got to do something.
41:51He's wrong in the last one.
41:53The last one's wrong!
41:55Ten seconds.
41:57Come on, Stuart.
42:00Five, four, come on, Stuart.
42:02Two, one, go, go, go, go.
42:06I thought the last one was right.
42:08Eight squared divided by two.
42:11I didn't see that one. I wasn't thinking at all.
42:13Never mind, never mind, never mind. You're doing very well.
42:17Oh, they're difficult to push, aren't they?
42:20Oh, yes.
42:21Okay, let's play another game.
42:22I'm going to play a physical and I'm going to take it.
42:26Down here.
42:31Two and a half minutes for this, alright?
42:33Good luck.
42:37He's there.
42:38He's away right.
42:40It's in there.
42:40Where's the pistol?
42:41Now, what's he got?
42:42Oh, right.
42:42Okay.
42:43He's got to pull that.
42:44Now, you can help by telling him the direction, can't you?
42:48Is he going in the right direction?
42:50Yes, yes.
42:51He's got to go up there.
42:52He's got to look to see, but he's got to take it.
42:54I think he should rely on you guys.
42:57I think he should get back on there.
42:58Go back and pick it up.
43:00Go back and pick it up.
43:01He can't hear you.
43:02He can't hear you.
43:03Somebody go to the door.
43:05Some with a loud voice.
43:06Carry on round.
43:07Carry on.
43:08Straight ahead.
43:09Where are you going?
43:10Move it.
43:11Move it up.
43:12Turn to move it up.
43:12No.
43:13Keep it.
43:15That's it.
43:15That's it.
43:16That's it.
43:17Control it.
43:18Right.
43:19Round to the left.
43:20Tell him to keep going round to his left.
43:23You're taking far too long.
43:25It's not great.
43:25He's taking far too long.
43:27Round to the right.
43:27Right.
43:28Right.
43:28Right.
43:29Move it quicker.
43:33She looks not a bit good.
43:34Round right.
43:35Or is it through here?
43:36I don't know.
43:37Down.
43:38No.
43:38Is it down?
43:38Right.
43:39Is it down?
43:40Yes.
43:40Right.
43:41Go straight ahead.
43:42Straight down.
43:43Straight down.
43:45He's making heavy weather at this.
43:48Try and keep it off the corner.
43:49Try and keep it off the ends.
43:50Straight down.
43:51Straight down.
43:52Left.
43:52U-turn.
43:53Other way.
43:55Other way.
43:56Other way.
43:56Back up.
43:57Back up.
43:58Back up.
44:01That's it.
44:01Round there.
44:02That's it.
44:04U-turn round there.
44:05Through that hoop.
44:06Yeah.
44:06You've got a minute left.
44:08One minute left.
44:10Go.
44:10Go.
44:11Go.
44:12Right.
44:13Right.
44:14Right.
44:14Right.
44:15Left through the hoop.
44:17Left through the hoop.
44:20Try and keep the magnet in contact with that spacecraft more.
44:23Straight down.
44:25All right Nick, that's the idea, that's the idea.
44:28Left, left, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
44:35Back.
44:36Straight ahead.
44:3730 seconds left.
44:38Keep going down.
44:39Straight ahead.
44:40Straight down.
44:41Straight ahead.
44:42He's making very heavy weather of this.
44:45He's got to keep it up against him.
44:47He's got to keep that magnet on then.
44:49Tell him that.
44:50Try and keep the magnet on.
44:5315 seconds.
44:55Behind him.
44:55Behind you.
44:5710 seconds.
44:59Come out.
45:00Come out.
45:01Come out.
45:02Come out.
45:03Come out.
45:035, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
45:10Okay.
45:11I was watching that on the, come on down here.
45:13I was watching that on the, what a pity.
45:15What a, what a pity.
45:18But are we down hot?
45:19You want eight crystals.
45:21That's 40 seconds of time.
45:22Nothing to be ashamed of there.
45:24Because that's what we're going to take with us to the dome.
45:26And that's where we're going now.
45:27Okay.
45:28We're going to the crystal dome.
45:31All right.
45:31Okay, computer.
45:33Open the door.
45:34To the crystal dome.
45:50Well here you are guys.
45:51This is the last hurdle.
45:52You've got 40 seconds of time there.
45:54You've got to translate those 40 seconds of time into gold tokens.
45:57You have to collect as many gold tokens as you possibly can.
45:59You have to get over 100 after deductions.
46:01What do I mean by deductions?
46:03I mean that any silver ones you collect will be deducted from your gold total.
46:06Up comes the bridge.
46:09And I'm going to open the door.
46:11I want you to go inside.
46:14Go inside, hold on to that rail.
46:16And when I blow the first whistle, you can start collecting.
46:19And 40 seconds later, I'm going to blow the second whistle,
46:21and that's when you stop collecting.
46:23Good luck.
46:25Don't throw it away now.
46:28You got very, very close.
46:33Stand very still.
46:37Will you start the fans, please?
46:48And they're away.
46:49And I wish them well.
46:52I wish them well.
46:535 seconds down.
46:5710 seconds down.
47:0315 down.
47:0730 down.
47:1130 down.
47:1630 down.
47:1830 down.
47:1930 down.
47:2130 down.
47:31Okay, chaps.
47:32Come on outside and let's see what you've done.
47:37Okay, chaps.
47:38How did you do?
47:38In your 40 seconds.
47:40You could well have blown it.
47:41You may well have won it.
47:43You got 138 gold.
47:47and 36 silver, giving you a grand total of $103.
47:52You just sneaked in.
47:54Oh, you're so jammy.
47:56So let's have a look at the prizes here you can select from.
47:59There's Highland Water Pursuits.
48:01Okay, the new.
48:03There's Virtual Reality Intergalactic Mission.
48:06There's Bungee Jump into the Unknown.
48:10Parascending the World on a String.
48:13And the Jet Set Helicopter Ride.
48:16And that's it.
48:17What do you reckon?
48:19What do you reckon about bungee jumping?
48:20Might be fun.
48:22I've never done it.
48:22Yeah, fair enough.
48:25Bungee jumping?
48:26You want bungee jumping?
48:27Overcome your fears of the unknown
48:29and experience the latest in anti-gravity challenges.
48:33Transported overnight to northern France,
48:35you will arrive in time for a hearty breakfast
48:38before being whisked to the bungee site
48:41where you can relive that breakfast again
48:43as you bungee jump into hell.
48:46Well, that's very nice.
48:47And also, of course,
48:48you get a crystal that says,
48:50I cracked the crystal maze.
48:52Pass it along, please, to the end to Lisa.
48:55And to all of you.
48:57Each and every one of you.
48:59Okay.
49:00And last but not least, young Nick,
49:02you.
49:03Well captained.
49:04The chaps back at the fire station
49:06will be proud of you.
49:07Indeed, I'm proud of you.
49:08We're all proud of him, aren't we?
49:09Yes, we are.
49:10Goodbye.
49:11Bye.
49:41Bye.
49:42I don't know.