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00:05This video is brought to you by S.T.A.L.D.
00:36Ah, welcome, watchers.
00:39Would you dare the deadliest dungeon of them all?
00:42Could you be bold and bright enough to rise to Treyguard's challenge?
00:47Judge, then, for one such quest is now in progress.
00:51How fair the challenges?
00:53Well, let's discover.
00:58Four Shropshire lasses, glory-bound,
01:01Were forced to dash when a monster frowned.
01:04But though they fooled the talking wall,
01:07A ghosty trapped them in its thrall.
01:10And so the challenge passed in time
01:12To Chris and pals from Merseyside.
01:15The magic chalice is their quest.
01:18These lads are out to do their best.
01:20But though a snake can't make them quail,
01:23It's getting hot upon the trail.
01:25And even I have had a turn.
01:28So, will they win?
01:30Or will they learn?
01:34Team, I think you can trust that to be the real well this time.
01:38Hurry now, for life force is dangerously low.
01:41And level two beckons.
01:43Hurry.
01:44Walk forward.
01:46Turn to your left.
01:47Yeah.
01:48That's it.
01:49Walk forward.
01:50Can you...
01:51Turn to your left.
01:52Turn to your left.
01:53Now walk forward.
01:54Can you feel the well?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Right now, climb into it.
01:58Up steps.
01:59And another.
02:00And another.
02:00And into it.
02:01Into it.
02:02Come on, clever clogs.
02:04Into it.
02:05Go.
02:10It's raining, Dungeoneers.
02:12Oh, master, save me.
02:14Oh, don't be foolish, Folly.
02:17You should know better than to sit under a well, eh?
02:20Well, I do.
02:21Now.
02:23What's your name then, young Dungeoneer?
02:25Christopher.
02:26Well, Christopher, I should have some food if I were you, but don't put any more weight
02:32on, for goodness sake.
02:34And now, welcome to level two.
02:40Not a place most people would care to visit.
02:43Are you sure you wouldn't like to go home instead?
02:46No.
02:47No.
02:47No?
02:48Oh, all right then.
02:49But if you're staying, we'd better see if you're equipped for survival.
02:52Well, now listen carefully, Christopher.
02:57Fleshy Jack was quick to act, but thought about it later.
03:01While Stodgy said, just thought and thought, but action did not save her.
03:08Steady, John, said.
03:10Steady on.
03:11I'll think while I have time.
03:13But when time's run out, it's best to act before I'm in the slime.
03:18Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:19Now tell me, Christopher, and don't delay.
03:21Except, of course, for thought.
03:24Are you like John, or Jack, or Sid?
03:28Choose right and gain reward.
03:36We'll tell him, Jim.
03:38Jim.
03:39Well done, Dungeoneer.
03:41You've got to be cautious to use magic, but not too cautious.
03:45Now I know you can use it.
03:47I'm going to gift you some.
03:49The spell is called Web.
03:55Now off you go, and good luck.
03:57Bye.
04:00Right, Chris, you listening?
04:02Yeah.
04:02Walk forward three paces.
04:05Stop there.
04:06Stop to your left.
04:07Now walk forward.
04:08You're all right, though.
04:08Just walk forward.
04:13These are the mills of doom.
04:16Beware the darkness below.
04:19The centre of each cog is safe.
04:21But Christopher must risk the teeth to exit.
04:24Guide him with care, but hurry.
04:27Chris, you're in, like, the inside of the clock.
04:30Walk forward very slowly.
04:32No, turn to your right.
04:34Now walk forward as you are.
04:36Slow.
04:37Very slow.
04:38Very slow.
04:39Small steps.
04:39Small steps.
04:40Keep going.
04:41Small steps.
04:42Stop.
04:43Stop there.
04:44Bring your left foot forward level.
04:47Now when I set, quickly.
04:49You ready?
04:50Yeah.
04:50Now.
04:51Oh, no, it's gone the wrong way.
04:53Turn around to your right.
04:55Walk forward slowly.
04:58Stop.
04:59Turn to your right a little bit.
05:01To your left.
05:02To your left.
05:05That's it.
05:05Now stop.
05:06Now when I set, just walk forward.
05:08You ready?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Now.
05:11Hurry up.
05:12Stay.
05:13Stay there.
05:14Turn to your right.
05:16It's fine.
05:16Now walk forward slowly.
05:19Right.
05:19Now little steps.
05:20Stay.
05:21Stop there.
05:21Stop there.
05:22Turn to your right a little bit.
05:23That's it.
05:24Stop there.
05:25Go on.
05:25Walk forward.
05:26Stop.
05:27Now stop here.
05:29One more little step.
05:31Walk forward.
05:32And then stop.
05:32Just shuffle forward.
05:34Forward.
05:35That's it.
05:35Stop there.
05:36Now when I set, you've got to go.
05:38Turn to your right a little bit.
05:39Just a tiny bit.
05:40That's it.
05:41That's it.
05:41That's it.
05:41When I set.
05:43Wait.
05:45Now.
05:47Now wait.
05:48Turn to your right a tiny bit.
05:50And walk forward slow.
05:52Go on a bit quicker.
05:54Turn to your right a bit.
05:55That's tiny.
05:56Now.
05:57Small steps.
05:57Small steps.
05:58Small steps.
06:00Go on.
06:01Just do it like that.
06:04What am I?
06:05You're in a, like, a hallway, a bit like a cavern.
06:09You're on a bridge.
06:11Don't move.
06:11Underneath the bridge, they're like, all worms, like, that was on the level.
06:15Hurry, team, for this is the veil of worms.
06:18One false step here, and Christopher will be feeding them.
06:23Walk slowly forward, Chris.
06:25Cross your slide.
06:26That's it.
06:27Take a side, a small side step to your right.
06:29A very small one.
06:31That's it.
06:31Stop there.
06:32Now walk forward.
06:33So, keep going.
06:34Go on.
06:34That's nice.
06:35Go on.
06:35Keep going.
06:36You're all right now.
06:37Go on.
06:37What am I?
06:40You're in a smallish room with two doors in front here.
06:44One is, both of them are blank, but in front of one there is what looks like a guard, and
06:49he's carrying a staff.
06:51Stay where you are, vacant features.
06:55Intruder alert, level two.
06:57The password at once, or you perish.
07:05The password.
07:08Spellcasting.
07:11Spellcasting.
07:12Spellcasting.
07:13Go on.
07:14The password, come on.
07:15E.
07:17B.
07:18What?
07:19What have you done?
07:20What?
07:21What?
07:21What is this?
07:21Walk forward, Chris.
07:23Just the trace on.
07:24Keep going.
07:24Let me out, you cowardly.
07:26That was damning.
07:27Go on.
07:27Go on, keep going.
07:28Down, man.
07:32What am I?
07:33You're in a small room.
07:35In front of you there is a flight of stairs.
07:38There are two exits in the room.
07:39You've just come in through one, and there's a door down the stairs on your right.
07:44Walk down the stairs.
07:44No, no, no.
07:45Side step to your right.
07:47And again.
07:49Now, can you see the banister?
07:50Yeah.
07:51I'll feel your way down the stairs.
07:53Yeah.
07:57Right.
07:57Go on.
07:58Carry on walking so we can stop.
08:00There's a table in front here.
08:01Can you see it now?
08:02Stop.
08:03Stop there.
08:04Right.
08:06It's a broken eggshell, isn't it?
08:08It's a broken eggshell.
08:09All right, Chris.
08:09Can you see what's on the table?
08:11I'm not nearly.
08:12Oh.
08:13Move round.
08:14Side steps.
08:15That's it.
08:15Go on.
08:16Keep going.
08:16Right.
08:16At last, the clue room for this level.
08:20Examine each with care, Christopher.
08:22But first, food for energy.
08:25Right.
08:25Right.
08:26Take the...
08:27Eggshell.
08:28Eggshell?
08:28Yeah.
08:29Put the eggshell in your pocket, Chris.
08:30In your bag.
08:33I don't know.
08:34Yeah.
08:35Do you have any knowledge?
08:36Whatever.
08:36It is.
08:37I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:39Right.
08:40Examine the big spoon, Chris.
08:42We'll see if there's any...
08:48My, my.
08:52One of the bold ones is with us, I see.
08:56One of the bold, yet brainless ones.
09:01Quail intruder.
09:03Look upon Mogdred and quail.
09:07This is only my image.
09:11Continue on this path.
09:14And you will meet me in person.
09:22That will be interesting now.
09:26Won't it?
09:27You must understand, team, that no true quest is unopposed.
09:31It is in the nature of evil to struggle against truth and justice.
09:35Remember, fear lives stronger in the threat than in any deed.
09:41Right, Chris.
09:42Was there anything on the spoon of interest?
09:44No.
09:45Well, what else is there?
09:47Have a look at the charm.
09:48Have a look at the charm.
09:49Have a look at the charm.
09:51Emergency, emergency, critical life force train.
09:54You are carrying a destructor.
09:56Drop it, drop it.
09:57Put it down.
09:58Just in time.
10:00Right, Chris.
10:01What's the other object on the table?
10:03A key.
10:04Take the key and the spoon.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:07And examine the key.
10:09Can you hold it?
10:09Oh, please.
10:10No, no.
10:11Just examine it.
10:13Is there any writing or anything on it?
10:14Take your clues and make your exit quickly, team.
10:19Chris, take the spoon as well.
10:20And turn to your right.
10:22And walk forward.
10:24Go on, keep going.
10:25Stop.
10:26Three side steps to your right.
10:30And another.
10:31And walk forward.
10:35Where am I?
10:36You're in a small room.
10:37In front of you there is a mount.
10:39And he's playing with something out for you.
10:41Oi!
10:41You!
10:43Where do you think you're going with that spade then?
10:46Who said you could come in here?
10:48Eh?
10:50Well, I don't care what you say or who you are.
10:53You can't come onto an authorised site without a card.
10:57That you can't.
10:57Against the rules of the guild, that is.
10:59Course it is.
11:00I bet you haven't even heard of the guild.
11:02Bet you haven't.
11:03First rule of the honorary guild of gold miners.
11:07Says you can't come onto an authorised gold mining site with a spade.
11:11Unless you're a fully paid up member of HOGG.
11:15Hog.
11:16That's the guild, that is.
11:17Course it is.
11:18Now.
11:19Give us that spade.
11:21Come on.
11:21Give me the spade.
11:22That's it.
11:22Hand it to me.
11:24There.
11:25That's better.
11:27Now that you're here, do you want to make yourself useful?
11:29Yeah.
11:29Yeah.
11:30Good.
11:30Good.
11:31Come with me.
11:32This could be your lucky day, you know.
11:34Chance of a lifetime.
11:35Especially if you want to get out of here.
11:37As it happens, the apprentice has gone off sick.
11:41Raise your right hand.
11:42Raise it.
11:43Come on.
11:43Raise it.
11:44No.
11:44Just raise it like that.
11:45That's it.
12:07All right.
12:07Motion carried.
12:08Right.
12:08Put your hand down.
12:09Come and stand by this plunger here.
12:11That's it.
12:12Can you see it?
12:12Yeah.
12:13Right.
12:13Put your hand on it, but don't press it down whatever you do until I say so.
12:18I'm going over to the other side of the pit, and when I say now, you push it down hard.
12:24Got it?
12:24Yeah.
12:25Good.
12:26Bloomin' apprentices, you've got to do everything yourself these days.
12:31Are you standing by?
12:33Should we listen to him, Chris?
12:34Yeah.
12:38Now!
12:45Messy, messy.
12:47See, you can't get the right powder these days.
12:50Well, anyway, off you go, young fella.
12:53You'll never make a good miner, but you might make a good dungeoneer.
12:57Well, off you go.
12:58All right, Chris, walk forward.
12:59Off you go.
13:04Where am I?
13:05You're in a big room with four doors.
13:07Three of the doors have got port collises blocking them.
13:10One of the doors has got a lock on in front of you, directly beneath you.
13:13Hurry, James.
13:15I sense that something is coming.
13:18Chris, side step left.
13:20And walk forward.
13:21Quick, quick, quick.
13:23Quick, quick, quick.
13:24Quick, quick.
13:25Keep walking.
13:25To your right.
13:26Side steps.
13:28And again.
13:29Keep going, keep going, keep going.
13:29Go on, keep going.
13:30Fast.
13:31Go on.
13:32Right, stop.
13:33Walk forward and hold the key up.
13:36Towards.
13:36Go on, keep going.
13:37Higher.
13:38Go on.
13:40Where am I?
13:42You're in a small hallway.
13:43Down one side of the hallway.
13:45There is a very deep drop.
13:47So, just stand around.
13:48Move, go on, keep going.
13:50You're in a small hallway.
13:53Hello again, my bold puppeteers.
13:57Hello again, my bold puppeteers.
13:58And hello to you, my brave puppeteers.
14:03Would you like to see our modern fools of the streams?
14:10Beware, sorcery team. Exit fast, all your questions now.
14:14Walk forward fast. Go on. Stop. Stop. Side step to your left.
14:20Walk forward. Go on. Quickly.
14:25Where am I?
14:26You're in a small room. In one corner of the room there is a well with something on it. I
14:31can't really see from here.
14:32Could you walk across to the well, please? There.
14:35There's something here that is essential to your quest, perhaps.
14:39But have you time to collect it?
14:41Yes. Side step. Side step to your right.
14:43No, get the food first. Go up on. Go up on to the stops.
14:48Now quickly. Turn to your right. Just a little turn now. Forward.
14:53Forward. Quickly. Side step to your left.
14:57And again. Reach up where you left. That's it.
15:01Turn right. Turn right round. Turn right round. Put your hand down.
15:06And again. Turn right round. Turn again. Turn again.
15:08Right forward. Forward.
15:11Up the well. Up the steps to the well.
15:14And down. Get in the well. And down.
15:20What am I?
15:21You're in a very small room with two exits. And there's a pile of bones on the floor.
15:28We've just stood up now.
15:30Welcome to level 3, T. Here, every step is danger, but speed is still essential.
15:39Right. Right, Chrissie, listening. Careful. Go to the right one.
15:43Right. Right.
15:43Walk forward two paces.
15:45Warning.
15:46Stop.
15:48Turn to your left.
15:50Walk forward.
15:51Stop.
15:52Turn to your right.
15:53Walk forward.
15:56Keep.
15:57Satsang.
15:58Go on.
15:58Turn to your right.
15:59Quickly.
16:00Walk forward.
16:01Walk forward.
16:01Turn to your left.
16:03Walk forward.
16:06Where am I?
16:07Where am I?
16:08You're in a biggish room.
16:09You're at the top of a flight of steps.
16:12To the left of you, there are two doors.
16:15And to the left of them, there's another door with a portcullis in it.
16:18Can you walk down the steps, Chris?
16:20Yeah.
16:23Right.
16:24Turn to your...
16:26Steps.
16:27Sorry.
16:27No, no.
16:28Turn to your...
16:29Left.
16:30Left.
16:30Left to me.
16:31Just a bit.
16:33Go back a bit.
16:33That's the time.
16:34Walk forward now.
16:35Keep going.
16:36Continue.
16:36Stop.
16:38There's a table in front of you.
16:40Horn.
16:41Horn.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Much of interest here, team.
16:46And probably much of value.
16:48But don't delay.
16:49Cabin White's can and will follow.
16:53Duel.
16:53Horn at duel.
16:55Take the horn.
16:57And the duel.
16:58And the duel, Chris.
17:00Right.
17:01Now.
17:01Turn.
17:02Round.
17:03Right round.
17:05Turn.
17:06Turn to your right a bit.
17:07Turn to your right a bit.
17:08And walk forward.
17:09Quickly.
17:09Quickly.
17:10No!
17:10Stop!
17:11Turn to your right.
17:12Side step to your right.
17:13Quickly.
17:14Forward.
17:15Forward.
17:16Keep going.
17:18Go on.
17:19Where am I?
17:20The horn you carry was Joshua's.
17:23The wall was brought here from another time, another place.
17:26Use your wits.
17:28Blow the arm.
17:30Chris.
17:30Blow the arm.
17:35And again.
17:36And again.
17:36Quick.
17:39And again.
17:40Blow the horn again.
17:46And again.
17:46And again.
17:47And again.
17:50And again.
17:51Eight.
17:52Ah.
17:54Ah.
17:54Ah.
17:54Investigate team.
17:56Investigate.
17:56Walk forward.
17:57Three spaces.
17:59Ah.
17:59Two set stops.
18:00Two side steps to your right.
18:01That's fine.
18:03Now then.
18:03Walk forward to the table.
18:05Can you see anything at all?
18:08What's this?
18:10It's a cabin.
18:11Be gone thou wits.
18:13Be gone.
18:14Yes.
18:16Congratulations Christopher.
18:17Your friends have brought you far.
18:19And guided you well.
18:21Soon.
18:22You may have more parts of your quest.
18:24But.
18:25Even when you have all the parts.
18:27You must still find the way out.
18:30And make the parts whole again.
18:33As a reward for your progress.
18:36I gift you one single spell.
18:39It is the spell.
18:41Unitas.
18:42What?
18:43Now.
18:44Be brave.
18:45You have but a short way to go.
18:50The wits will return.
18:52Out fast while you may.
18:54Side step to your left.
18:55And again.
18:56That's a stop stop.
18:57Walk forward.
18:58Up the stairs.
18:59Up the stairs.
19:00Up the stairs.
19:01Yeah up the stairs.
19:02Keep going.
19:03Keep going.
19:04And just walk forward.
19:07Where am I?
19:08You're in a small room.
19:11In front of you on the left and on the right of the walls are two doors.
19:15You're just coming through a door.
19:16You're just coming through a door.
19:17Next to you is a gargoyle.
19:19And he's calling out the door.
19:20Out Christopher.
19:21Or the gargoyle's pessimism will drain your confidence.
19:24It's already having a disastrous effect upon your life force.
19:27Right Chris.
19:28Walk forward.
19:29Go on quick.
19:29So we say stop.
19:31Stop.
19:32Turn to your left.
19:33And walk forward quick.
19:34Go on keep going.
19:37Where am I?
19:38You're in a small room.
19:40In the room that I like.
19:41There's a face right in front here.
19:44I can't really see much more.
19:46Snakes.
19:46Snakes.
19:47All right.
19:47Looks a bit like Medusa.
19:49Right.
19:51Extreme warning team.
19:52This is Medusa.
19:55Stare at it too long and you will be turned to stone.
19:59Even you three here are vulnerable.
20:02And Christopher is in dire peril for the helmet of justice will only delay the effect.
20:06What you need here is the magic shield.
20:09But of course you rejected him.
20:18Oh dear.
20:21Dear, dear.
20:23It seems all I'm going to get out of you lot is a stony silence.
20:28And as for Christopher, he's certainly no better off.
20:32But don't worry watchers.
20:34Things aren't quite so desperate as they appear.
20:37Look with me now beyond the dungeon wall.
20:42Christopher, Paul, Kenneth and Christopher.
20:45The dungeon defeats you, yet the dungeon salutes you.
20:48For the lack of a proper defense you have failed in your quest.
20:51Yet you have traveled further and braved more than any other team to enter the dungeon so far.
20:57Thus you become our current champions.
20:59Farewell then, champions.
21:02For the dungeon waits upon a fresh challenge.
21:05Let's find out from where.
21:08Enter, stranger.
21:13Name yourself, please.
21:15Mark Wickson.
21:16Well, Mark, call your advisors and let them introduce themselves.
21:21Jonathan, Matthew, Daniel, Kerr.
21:26Who guides this Dungeoneer?
21:29Daniel Allen, from Whitney.
21:31Matthew Carey, also from Whitney.
21:33Jonathan Cattrall, from Whitney too.
21:36Your challenge is accepted.
21:38Now, Mark, take this knapsack for food, but place only food in it.
21:43You'll need it to sustain your sprite of energy.
21:47This is its manifestation.
21:49It is your own life force.
21:52This is condition green.
21:56The next stage is amber, and on condition red you are in grave peril, for this is no game of
22:03numerous lives.
22:04Here, you have only one.
22:07Now, Mark, in your quest for truth, you must don the helmet of justice.
22:12It will blind you to the way ahead, but still allow you to see objects directly beneath.
22:18For the rest, your advisors must be your eyes, and their voices will reach you through the helmet.
22:24I, of course, will be with you.
22:26And yet, not with you.
22:29Use logic and guile to find the right path.
22:32But remember, the only way is onward.
22:35There is no turning back.
22:38Now, Mark, your life force is green, and your cause is just.
22:45So face the dungeon door, and step boldly forward.
22:52Where am I?
22:53Okay, Mark, you're in the room.
22:54There's what looks like a lever to your right, and there's five stars at the end of the room.
23:04Five stars.
23:06Do you want me to move anywhere?
23:07No, there's something floating about in the room.
23:13The fire burns, the dungeon twists and turns.
23:17The wheel must be stopped if your quest is to start, T.
23:21Okay, Mark.
23:21Mark, the brake lever is over to your right.
23:25Okay, Mark.
23:26Sidestep to your right.
23:27Keep going.
23:28Keep sidestepping.
23:29Okay, stop.
23:30Go forwards until I say stop.
23:34Okay, stop.
23:35Reach your arm out.
23:36Shuffle here either.
23:37Put it backwards.
23:38Put it towards you.
23:41Warning team, complete temporal disruption imminent.
23:45Time is now the immediate enemy.
23:52Oh dear.
23:53Temporal disruption complete.
23:55All adventuring must now cease until you phase with us once more.
24:00Will this new team surpass our champions from Merseyside?
24:04Or will they falter here on level one?
24:07Ah, well.
24:09They say all life's a game.
24:10So join us again for the game where you can lose it.
24:15Your life, that is.
24:19We are about to start.
24:36It was about to start.
24:38The way to get up, learn is different.
24:46Though you Undertaker will sneak up against those two separate episodes of crazyầy,
24:47or one in all.