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00:03This is the end of the game.
00:36Welcome, Watchers of Illusion.
00:38FaZe with me once more, for this is the time of adventures.
00:43I, Traegard, issue the challenge.
00:46Even now, a quest is in progress.
00:49So here's a progress report.
00:53In Dungeons Deep, there lived a maid, and Gretel was her name.
00:57And though she couldn't cook or sew, she was pretty.
01:00Just the same.
01:01But now a sorcerer has kidnapped her.
01:04We know not where she'd be.
01:05So Mark and chums from Oxfordshire have pledged to set her free.
01:10So far, it's not been easy getting past the dungeon guards.
01:13And no one told them spiders were ever meant to grow that large.
01:19Ever onward, ever downward goes this team upon their quest.
01:23Will they fail the final challenge?
01:26Or will the dungeon give them best?
01:28I'll give it to you if you let me pass.
01:30Of course!
01:31Come, come, give!
01:32Ho, ho, ho, ho, laugh is very happy to be looting you.
01:35Come be passing, strange person.
01:37Go!
01:37Okay, Mark.
01:39Okay, Mark.
01:40Come on, come on, go past.
01:41Come on, walk.
01:42Keep walking in front of you.
01:43Oh, it's not!
01:44Okay, that's all right.
01:44Keep going, keep going.
01:45Okay, keep going straight.
01:47Very brave, sir.
01:49Where am I?
01:50You're in this large monster.
01:52Dire warning, team.
01:53A catacomb bite is on guard here.
01:56One touch is fake.
01:58Quick.
01:59Spell casting.
02:00F.
02:01R.
02:02E.
02:03E.
02:04Z.
02:05E.
02:07R.
02:08Come on, walk forward.
02:09Quick, quick.
02:10Okay, stop.
02:11Side step to your left.
02:12Go, go.
02:13Come on, come on.
02:14Move.
02:14Okay, move forward, move forward.
02:17Okay, no, back.
02:18You've got to go back.
02:19Side step to your left.
02:21Okay, take a step backwards.
02:23And backwards again.
02:26Side step to your left.
02:28Okay, side step to your right.
02:29Come on, move, move.
02:30You've got to come quick.
02:31Come on, keep going quick, Mark.
02:33Okay, stop.
02:34Walk forwards.
02:38Where am I?
02:42You tell us.
02:44You can't see, yeah?
02:46Mark, um, could you hold up the, the, uh, candle, please?
02:54That's right.
02:55That's better.
02:55Magic candles need no matches.
02:58Thank goodness you've chose it to you.
03:01I don't know.
03:01Um, I don't think it's much.
03:03If you're gonna try it, okay, Mark, if you, you can walk forward.
03:06Mark, walk forward.
03:07Okay, keep going.
03:08Okay, now stop.
03:09Turn right.
03:12Okay, walk forward, please.
03:17Stop.
03:18Okay, if you can turn left.
03:20Okay, walk forward.
03:22Stop.
03:24Take, take side steps to your right, please.
03:26You're wasting life, please.
03:29Okay, walk forward, walk forward.
03:30Okay, you're at a well.
03:32Now, if you can climb up.
03:34Abandon level two objects here, Mark.
03:37Okay.
03:37Leave the candle on the side of the well.
03:39Leave the candle?
03:40Okay, just, leave the candle on the side of the well and just climb in.
03:49Where am I?
03:50Okay, Mark, you're in a cavern.
03:52Light force warning, condition red.
03:55A sprig of energy is here, but can you reach it in time?
03:58Kevin White's about.
04:00Mark.
04:01Okay, Mark.
04:01Go, go forwards, please.
04:03Okay.
04:04Stop.
04:04Stop.
04:05Take side steps to your left.
04:06Okay, to the side step.
04:08Okay, stop.
04:08Quickly, forward.
04:10Okay, quickly.
04:11Quickly, that's it.
04:11Okay.
04:12Okay, right, okay.
04:14Keep going.
04:14You're right.
04:15Come on, Mark.
04:15Move forward.
04:16Come on, forwards.
04:19Where am I?
04:20And, Mark, you're in a sort of room.
04:23Dire warning, team.
04:25This piece of ugliness is a gargoyle and suffers from acute depression, probably because of its
04:32ugliness.
04:33Persuaded into better spirits or perish, for its pessimism is draining your life force.
04:39Okay, Mark.
04:39Don't stare at me.
04:41I'm too ugly to be stared at.
04:43You say he's really nice.
04:43I'm twice as ugly as sin, and I'm spiteful too.
04:48You'd be spiteful if you were this ugly, wouldn't you?
04:51No, no, you're lovely.
04:53You're really nice, Mark.
04:54Keep going.
04:55Tell me you're the most beautiful creature in the world.
04:58Oh, it's no good trying to cheer me up.
05:01Stop trying.
05:02You'll be dead soon, and then you'll be sorry you stared at me.
05:06You're beautiful.
05:07So you like staring at him because he's really nice?
05:09I like looking at you.
05:11What about my face?
05:12Do you think I have a noble face?
05:16Yes, I do.
05:17It's the most noble face I've ever seen.
05:21So you like his eyes?
05:23I like your eyes.
05:23Do you think I'm charming?
05:26Yes, you're lovely.
05:28You're so charming.
05:30What about my wit?
05:32Have I an intelligent vrou, would you say?
05:35So you're very witty.
05:36You're very witty.
05:37You're very intelligent.
05:39Oh, so you really think I'm good company, eh?
05:43Yes.
05:44Do you like him?
05:45I like you a lot.
05:46Oh, no.
05:48I'm just old and out of fashion.
05:50So you're really young, you're Kim.
05:52You're really young.
05:52Nobody looks at gargoyles anymore.
05:54You say you look really young.
05:55Yes, they do.
05:55You look really young.
05:58Keep going, Mark.
05:59Come on, go away.
05:59You're really young.
06:00You're so beautiful.
06:01I love you.
06:02You're amazingly young looking.
06:04Well, I must say, you've made my century.
06:09I feel almost optimistic.
06:11I'd never realised I was such an attractive gargoyle.
06:15Yes, you are.
06:15Yes, you are.
06:16It's good to have friends.
06:17What's your name, friend?
06:19Mark.
06:20Well, I tell you what, Mark.
06:22If you like, you can stay here forever and admire me.
06:28Is that what you'd like?
06:29No, thank you, sir.
06:31No, no, no.
06:32Then you'd really like to, but you must carry on to free a person.
06:36I'd really like to, but I've got to free a maid.
06:40Oh, well, I suppose if you've got to go, you've got to go.
06:45Now, where did I hide that door?
06:49Oh, yes.
06:50Okay, Mark.
06:51There it is.
06:52Now, listen, Mark.
06:54You've done me a power of good, so I'll do something for you.
06:58I'm going to give you a spell.
07:01It's called sun.
07:03It's not a very exciting spell, I suppose, but it's all I've got.
07:09Farewell.
07:10Okay, Mark, walk forwards.
07:12Hurry, before he gets depressed.
07:13Okay, Mark, walk forwards.
07:14Quick, quick, come on.
07:16Okay, stop.
07:17Turn left.
07:18Turn to your left.
07:19Okay, walk forwards.
07:23Come on.
07:24Okay, Mark, you're in a room, and there's the E we're looking for on a table.
07:28There's something you need here, team, and oddly enough, unguarded.
07:32Okay, Mark, if you can take side steps to your right place.
07:35Okay?
07:36Keep going until we say stop.
07:38Okay, stop.
07:39Okay, walk forwards.
07:41And stick your hand out.
07:44Okay.
07:44Yes, you have it.
07:45Got it.
07:46Okay.
07:46Take side steps to your left, please.
07:49Well, now, Mark.
07:51Turn to the left.
07:52As you and your friends have turned out to be.
07:55I would have sworn you wouldn't have made it this far, yet here you are, and still breathing.
08:02Congratulations.
08:03Three elements of your quest are yours, but remember, even when you have the fourth, you
08:08must still find the way out and unite the pieces.
08:12The reward for your progress is a spell.
08:16It is called sleep.
08:20I know you have another spell.
08:22You may even have a third, eventually.
08:25You must think about that when the time comes.
08:28Now, be off with you.
08:30It is a short path now, but a dangerous one.
08:37Well done.
08:38But there's many a slip betwixt cup and lip.
08:40Just remember that.
08:42Okay, Mark, if you can start to turn to your right a bit.
08:45Okay, stop.
08:46Okay, now walk forwards.
08:47You should see some steps.
08:49If you can go up.
08:50If you can go up the stairs.
08:53Then walk forwards.
08:57Where am I?
08:58Mark, you're in a room.
08:59There's some cavern whites.
08:59Dead quiet, team.
09:01These cavern whites appear to be sleeping.
09:04Here be energy which you may well need.
09:07But can you steal it?
09:09With stealth.
09:10On the other hand, the door is open.
09:13The choice is yours.
09:15Okay, Mark, if you can take side steps to your right, please.
09:17Tell me, say stop.
09:19Okay.
09:20Keep going.
09:21Keep quiet.
09:22Okay, stop.
09:22Okay, now walk forward, please.
09:24Keep you quiet.
09:24Very quiet.
09:26Okay, stop.
09:27Take some side steps to your left, please.
09:29No.
09:30Yes.
09:30Yeah, keep going.
09:31Keep going.
09:31Side steps to your left.
09:33Okay, walk forward.
09:35Okay, stop.
09:36Stop.
09:37Side steps to your right.
09:39Quick.
09:39Okay.
09:40But you've got to keep quiet.
09:41Keep going.
09:41Keep going.
09:42Keep going.
09:43Keep going.
09:45Okay, walk forwards.
09:46Walk forwards.
09:46Quick.
09:47No.
09:48Okay, side steps to your left.
09:50GF, please.
09:51And walk forward.
09:54Where am I?
09:56Mark, you're in the room.
09:57The same...
09:58Welcome to the third level, Mark.
10:02Do not waste your puny kitchen magic on me,
10:06for I will turn all even before your spell is cast.
10:11You have done passably well,
10:14but you are doomed to failure.
10:16I, Margaret, am the dark power who can help you now.
10:23Agree to serve me, and you will be a hero.
10:28Spur me, and you must meet the invincible terror
10:34that waits ahead.
10:37Well, will you serve me?
10:43What shall I say?
10:47No, what shall we do, what shall we do, what shall we do?
10:48Tell them we really like to...
10:49What do we do?
10:52Um, do we say yes or no?
10:55I don't know.
10:58Um...
10:58Yet another decision, team,
11:00and one you must take.
11:03Um...
11:03What shall we say?
11:04No.
11:05Say yes, say yes, Mark.
11:06Yes.
11:06No, no, no, no.
11:07Should we say no, because...
11:09You say no, Mark.
11:11If we say no, he'll kill us.
11:15No.
11:15Should we take a chance?
11:17Say yes, then.
11:18No.
11:19No, don't.
11:19What shall we take?
11:20Okay, Mark, say no.
11:22Take it, Mark.
11:23Take the chance.
11:24Shall I say yes, then?
11:25No.
11:26Say no.
11:27No.
11:30Very well.
11:32Well, I could, of course, crush you,
11:36but why bother?
11:37I enjoy observing fear.
11:42I shall enjoy observing yours.
11:47Mark.
11:47I'll take it out of here, quick.
11:48Mark.
11:49Okay, he's gone now, right?
11:52Okay.
11:52Now Matthew's going to die right now.
11:53If you can take a couple of steps forward, please.
11:57Okay, stop.
11:58If you can turn to your right.
12:00Okay, walk...
12:01No.
12:01I'm not a skeleton.
12:02A bit to your left.
12:03Okay, walk forward, please.
12:04Quick.
12:05You need to be quick.
12:08Keep it going.
12:10Okay, stop.
12:12On the floor.
12:14Now, there should be a flight of stairs in front of you, okay?
12:18Like, can you walk down the stairs, please?
12:21Okay, grab the banister and walk down.
12:22Curious.
12:23A fine stained glass window,
12:26but wasted here in the dungeon depth
12:29where daylight cannot reach.
12:33Um...
12:34Sun.
12:35Spellcasts.
12:35Okay.
12:36Okay, spellcasting.
12:38Yeah.
12:38Sun.
12:39We should do that.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Okay, go on.
12:42Spellcasting.
12:43S.
12:44U.
12:45N.
12:49That way.
12:50Okay, Mark.
12:51If you can start taking side steps to your left, please.
12:54Just keep going.
12:55Keep going till we say stop, okay?
12:57Keep going.
12:59Okay, stop.
13:00Now, follow the lines of the flagstones along.
13:04Okay, if you can start walking forward, please.
13:06Yeah.
13:07No, stop, stop, stop.
13:08Stop.
13:09Okay.
13:10Take one step, side step to your left.
13:12To your left.
13:14No, to your left.
13:16Okay, Mark.
13:18Right, can you shuffle around to your right a bit?
13:22No, wait a minute.
13:22No, wait a minute.
13:23We've got to bring him straight.
13:24Mark.
13:25Okay, that's it.
13:26Okay, if you can start walking forwards.
13:29Okay, walk forwards.
13:35Where am I?
13:36Okay, Mark, you're in a room.
13:38It's a dark room.
13:40And there's one that...
13:41Ah, it's lighting up.
13:43You know, it says that quack bone there, isn't it?
13:46Yeah.
13:47He's got to be pretty careful.
13:48And there's a door, sort of, to the right of you.
13:54Okay, Mark, if you can start walking forward, I'm going to tell you to stop.
13:59Very slowly.
14:00Okay, stop.
14:02Right.
14:02Okay.
14:02Can you take a side step to your right, please?
14:05Your right.
14:06That's okay.
14:07Great.
14:07Now, can you take a step forward?
14:10Okay.
14:11Very small.
14:11Can you take a very small step forward again, please?
14:14Very small.
14:15Yeah.
14:16Okay, walk forward.
14:18Okay.
14:19Stop.
14:20Good.
14:20What do we do now?
14:21We're going to have to come somewhere, aren't we?
14:23We're going to have to go over there.
14:24No.
14:26No, there's no need to do that, is there?
14:28There's some kind of very deep down pit.
14:31Yeah, there's a pit there, pit there.
14:32But how do we get across here?
14:34Stand quite still.
14:37And where do you think you're going?
14:41Tell me you're going to free a maid.
14:43I'm going to free a maid.
14:45I do hope you're intelligent enough to realize the skin is impossible.
14:52You do know what I am.
14:55He's a crocodile, Mark.
14:57What's a what?
14:58You're standing on a crocodile's nose.
15:01Are you a crocodile?
15:04A what?
15:05Crocodile.
15:07A crocodile.
15:09I am a dragon.
15:12He's a dragon, Mark.
15:13Oh, no.
15:14Every hero should meet a dragon.
15:18Tell him you're honored.
15:19I'm honored to meet you.
15:21So you should be.
15:23I am the first dragon you will ever meet.
15:27And the last.
15:29You heroes may be sick.
15:34Mind you, that won't prevent me from eating you, which I shall do shortly.
15:40First, you may have a few short moments in which to admire me.
15:45It's the least I can do.
15:46I think you should spell cast.
15:48No, no, no, wait a minute.
15:49I think you're beautiful.
15:53Use what weapons you have, team.
15:55Okay.
15:56Spell casting.
15:58S.
15:58S.
15:59L.
16:00Right.
16:01E.
16:02Time's up.
16:03E.
16:04P.
16:07It's a shame I can't show you the rest of me.
16:11But we haven't got...
16:13Okay.
16:13All...
16:14We've got to come down here, haven't we?
16:15All right.
16:16No, no, he's got to come out here.
16:18All right.
16:19Side steps to your right.
16:19No, he's got to come out here.
16:21He's got to come forward.
16:22He's got to come forward.
16:22He's got to come forward.
16:24He's got to come forward.
16:24Life force energy painting.
16:25Can you take side steps to your right, please?
16:26Keep going.
16:27Side steps to your right.
16:28Can you please keep going?
16:29Fast.
16:30Okay.
16:31Turn around.
16:32Turn completely around.
16:33Okay.
16:34Now walk forward.
16:35Walk forward.
16:36Okay.
16:36That's it.
16:37Now keep going.
16:40Where am I?
16:41Come on, team.
16:43Life force energy low.
16:44You must charge ahead now or all is lost.
16:47Okay, Mark.
16:47Remember Merlin's words.
16:49Find the way out.
16:51Okay.
16:51You can start a step to your FPH.
16:52Do we say stop?
16:54Okay, stop.
16:55Now walk forward until we say stop.
16:57Stop.
16:57Okay, stop.
16:59Can you take side steps to your left?
17:01Okay, stop.
17:02Can you shuffle forwards, please?
17:04Keep going.
17:05Okay.
17:05Stop.
17:06Stop.
17:06Okay.
17:06Side steps to your right, please.
17:08Keep going.
17:09Shall we say stop?
17:10Come on.
17:11Come on.
17:11Okay.
17:12Stop.
17:12Okay.
17:13Now can you walk forwards?
17:15That's got to go.
17:17Stop.
17:19Okay.
17:20Now walk quick.
17:23Where am I?
17:24Mark, stay where you are.
17:26Okay.
17:26There's...
17:27Remember Merlin said you may have a further spell.
17:30What do you think it must be?
17:32Quickly.
17:32Spellcasting.
17:34Spellcasting.
17:35R.
17:37E.
17:38E.
17:51Fantastic.
17:53You've done it.
17:54You've mastered the dungeon.
17:57Mark, you may remove the helmet.
18:01Spellcasting hero.
18:03H.
18:03E.
18:04R.
18:04Cheers, Mark.
18:05We've done it, Mark.
18:06He's mastered it.
18:10Mark, Matthew, Daniel, Jonathan, you are the first of our young adventurers ever to master
18:17the dungeon.
18:18Yes.
18:20Others will no doubt follow, but that glory will always be yours.
18:24Here is the symbol of squiredom which your success has earned you.
18:30But your true reward is, of course, your achievement here.
18:34I salute you.
18:36We all salute you.
18:42So, farewell to our first champions and welcome to our next victim.
18:49Enter Stranger.
18:53Ah, name yourself, please.
18:56Tony Butcher.
18:57Well, Tony, call your advisors and let them introduce themselves.
19:02Tony, Dean, Craig, come.
19:06Who guides this dungeon here?
19:09Craig Snatchel, from Ashford, Kent.
19:11Tony Williams, from Ashford, Kent.
19:14Dean Heitman, also from Ashford, Kent.
19:16Your challenge is accepted.
19:19Now, Tony, take this knapsack for food, but place only food in it.
19:25You'll need it to sustain your sprite of energy.
19:28This is its manifestation.
19:31It is your own life force.
19:34This is condition green.
19:37The next stage is amber.
19:40And on condition red, you are in grave peril, for this is no game of numerous lives.
19:45Here, you have only one.
19:49Now, Tony, in your quest for truth, you must don the helmet of justice.
19:54It will blind you to the way ahead, but still allow you to see objects directly beneath.
19:59For the rest, your advisors must be your eyes, and their voices will reach you through the helmet.
20:06I, of course, will be with you, and yet not with you.
20:11Use a logic and guile to find the right path.
20:14And remember, the only way is onward.
20:17There is no turning back.
20:20Now, Tony, your life force is green, and your cause is just.
20:28So face the dungeon door, and step boldly forward.
20:37Where am I?
20:39Okay, Tony, you're in a room, with a hole in the wall in front of you,
20:42and it looks like there used to be a door there.
20:44You've got a kind of meteorite thing coming towards you.
20:47It's spinning.
20:48It's opening up, and it's spinning round in the centre.
20:53In any game of chance, there's always a wheel of fortune, or, in this case, fate.
20:59Quickly, Steve, Tony must hold the wheel, or stay here forever.
21:03The brake levers by his right hand.
21:06Hey, Tony, turn to your right.
21:10Now, walk forward.
21:12Stop.
21:13Turn to your left.
21:15Walk forward.
21:17Okay, can you see a lever in front of you?
21:19Yes.
21:19Put your hand out, and put it towards you.
21:25Where am I?
21:26Okay, Tony, you're in a room, with a door on your right,
21:31and a table in the centre of the room.
21:34Yep.
21:34Okay, walk forward towards the table.
21:39Stop.
21:43On the table in front of you, there's a fish, an apple.
21:48Snuff box?
21:48Snuff box, or something like that, or silver.
21:52And ground bits of wings.
21:54Ground bits.
21:55Ground bat's wings.
21:57Tony, come on.
21:58Well done, team.
22:00Well done.
22:00Fate has been kind to you.
22:03You've avoided much peril,
22:04and jump straight to the level one clue room.
22:07Now, don't waste your good fortune.
22:09All must be earned, team.
22:11All must be earned.
22:13Your first trial is imminent.
22:17I am Ogarth, of legend.
22:22Face me, or perish.
22:25Okay, Tony.
22:26Please me, or depart without a maft.
22:31Stop.
22:33Three riddles have I, and truth I seek.
22:37Here is my first.
22:40Scissors cut something.
22:44Yet rock breaks scissors.
22:47Then something covers rock.
22:51No one can win this game, but what is something?
22:57Tony?
22:58Yes?
22:58We think it's paper.
23:00What do you think?
23:01Yes.
23:01Say to him paper, then.
23:03Paper.
23:04Truth accepted.
23:06Here is my second.
23:08Some warriors like to fight in troops,
23:11and some in regimental bands.
23:15But name me now the tilted hordes
23:18who take the field and fight in clans.
23:22I think Red Indians.
23:25The Army, maybe?
23:27Tony, what do you think?
23:29I don't know.
23:30Red Indians, maybe?
23:31Maybe the Army, Tony.
23:33Or maybe the Scottish.
23:35One riddle, one answer.
23:37Name it now.
23:38It's the Army.
23:39Yeah, Army, Army.
23:40Army.
23:41Tony, try Army.
23:43Army.
23:45Falsehood.
23:47Warning, team.
23:48A complete temporal disruption imminent.
23:51Time is now your enemy.
23:56Oh, dear.
23:57Temporal disruption complete.
23:59All adventuring must now cease
24:01until you phase with us once more.
24:04Will Tony and team survive level one?
24:08And if they don't,
24:09will you be glum?
24:11Join us again for Nightmare,
24:14and just keep telling yourself
24:16it's no laughing matter.
24:19Or is it?
24:28And we'll be back with more
24:29young adventurers in Nightmare
24:30tomorrow night at the same time.
24:32After the break,
24:33the brain buzz kicks off
24:34with the price is right.
24:35Digital satellite viewers
24:36get ready to press the red button
24:37and play along for absolutely free.