00:00Do you have any other questions about advertising?
00:02No, no, but let me show you what I can do.
00:06Bagels and donuts.
00:08Round food for every mood.
00:13Monica warned me you might do that.
00:17I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.
00:20Really? That's great.
00:21It's an unpaid internship.
00:25It's funny, when you said unpaid, it sounded like you said unpaid.
00:30Come on, now. Monica has a good job.
00:32It's not like you have a family to support.
00:34Well, actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's going to want to postpone it.
00:37We're supposed to have sex tonight.
00:40Actually, she's probably at home naked right now.
00:45I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.
00:50I can just picture her on the bed right now.
00:52Stop!
00:52Okay.
00:55Wait a minute. What do you mean you're taking over my job?
00:57Well, while you were on your baby vacation, I was doing your job.
01:01A vacation?
01:02My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
01:08Clearly, you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island.
01:15All right.
01:15Well, you know what?
01:16Hey, don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks, and I want everything
01:19back to the way it was.
01:20I can't say that I care too much for the way that you rearranged my office.
01:24I can't say I care too much for the smell you've brought in with you.
01:27Excuse me?
01:28Uh, Rach, we have a Code Brown situation.
01:33Could you please, please take care of it for me?
01:36All right, but you have to do one sometime.
01:41All right, let me just get this straight.
01:42So I go have a baby, and they send some guy in to do my job?
01:46Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren altogether.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50That's right.
01:50You're very cheeky for a temp.
01:52I'm not a temp.
01:53I was transferred here from another department.
01:55Oh, yeah.
01:56And what department was that?
01:57The, uh, jerk department?
01:58Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit.
02:00Ah, well, did they mention that I'm rubber?
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