00:00Uh, remember the girls' nights we used to have?
00:02Sitting around talking about you and Ross?
00:04Oh, God!
00:05That seems like forever ago.
00:06I know.
00:08Ugh.
00:09So what's going on with you and Ross?
00:12Um, I don't know.
00:14I mean, for a long time, nothing.
00:16You know, actually, right before you picked me up,
00:20Ross and I had a, uh, little thing.
00:22Oh, my God, I love things. What happened?
00:25Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked.
00:28Uh-huh.
00:28And, uh, then we had a little, um...
00:33Eye contact.
00:36Eye contact?
00:37Mm-hmm. I hope you were using protection.
00:41Excuse me, um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
00:46Should we send them something back?
00:48Oh, let's do...
00:48Let's send them mashed potatoes.
00:50No, wait, no, don't do that.
00:51That's gonna make them think they can come over here.
00:53So, what if they do?
00:54Well, we're not here to meet guys.
00:56You have a boyfriend.
00:57I have a baby and a Ross.
01:00Yeah, but nothing has to happen.
01:03We're just having fun.
01:04You know, not everything has to go as far as eye contact.
01:10Taylor, you have to tell Joey that you're not in Tulsa.
01:12Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me than for him to think that
01:15I'm cheating on him?
01:18I heard it.
01:20I don't want him to think that I'm having an affair.
01:23All right, I've got a plan.
01:24I'll go down the fire escape.
01:25Yes, because all good plans start with, I'll go down the fire escape.
01:28Hear me out, woman!
01:31I'll go down the fire escape, then I'll wait for a while.
01:33Then when I come up the stairs, it'll be like I just got back from Tulsa.
01:36Then Joey and I will come in and see that there's no guy in here.
01:38Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all this out?
01:45I heard it!
01:53I'm just going to wait for a little while.
01:55Scary Pigeon's back?
01:55It's huge.
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