00:00No, no, no. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. I didn't go. Don't pry. It's just a bit.
00:05I'm your Uncle Chandler. Funny is all I have.
00:09Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the 6th.
00:13So don't touch yourself for the next 48 hours.
00:17I don't do that. I'll try to stop.
00:22Wait, did you say until the 6th?
00:24Yeah.
00:24Today is the 6th.
00:26Well, it's not.
00:27Yeah.
00:28Yes, it's also 2003.
00:31Oh, my God. Today's the 6th? I'm getting me done ovulating.
00:36I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
00:40It's okay. Go take the test. See if we're okay.
00:43Okay.
00:44Oh, no, no.
00:50Tough crib.
00:52Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
00:58I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.
01:04Chandler.
01:05I am not working. There's not much to do around here.
01:19Excuse me, um, is there a woman waiting at the bar?
01:25Um, someone average height, dark hair, or perhaps doing a puzzle?
01:29Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.
01:34Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
01:38Can I get you another glass of wine?
01:40Uh, I don't know if I should. I don't want to be drunk when I go home alone.
01:46Got stood up, huh?
01:47Eh, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
01:50Aren't you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
01:55Whoa!
02:00We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
02:02Oh, good, because I had some four o'clock this afternoon.
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