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00:00:15Hey, baby.
00:00:18Jesus Christ.
00:00:19Where have you been?
00:00:20What have you been doing?
00:00:22I've been handling business.
00:00:24It's okay now.
00:00:24It's okay.
00:00:24You said I had to hide.
00:00:26You said we were in trouble.
00:00:27You know, I think I got it worked out.
00:00:30I think I have some good news.
00:00:35Good news?
00:00:36Still well.
00:00:38She's open to us going public.
00:00:40Don't you lie to me.
00:00:43Hand on a Bible.
00:00:47Yeah.
00:00:48But listen, for us to go public,
00:00:52you have to complain with me.
00:00:53Like, I have to know who you told about Compound B.
00:01:01Hey, come on.
00:01:05This is you and me.
00:01:09I mean, we're Bonnie and Clyde.
00:01:12Ride or die.
00:01:14Right?
00:01:26I told these guys you were running the V
00:01:30down near the noodle palace.
00:01:33I'm so sorry, baby.
00:01:36I had to.
00:01:37I...
00:01:38Why?
00:01:41What do they have on you?
00:01:44I don't know their names,
00:01:45but there was this British guy,
00:01:48dark hair,
00:01:49real smug asshole,
00:01:51buzz cut French guy,
00:01:52big black guy with a goatee,
00:01:53and a skinny white kid.
00:01:55I think they were all working together.
00:01:57Mm-hmm.
00:02:01I'm so sorry, baby.
00:02:04I'm so sorry.
00:02:05No, it's okay.
00:02:05I'm so mad.
00:02:06It's all right.
00:02:09You know what I was thinking about
00:02:10on my run over here?
00:02:14Our first date.
00:02:19Most first dates
00:02:20order like a scallop
00:02:23and a bottle of water.
00:02:28You
00:02:32got a dark beer,
00:02:35a New York strip,
00:02:36and a chocolate chip cheesecake.
00:02:40I remember thinking,
00:02:42here's someone
00:02:44who isn't afraid to be happy.
00:02:50And I fell for you
00:02:51right then and there.
00:02:56I love you.
00:02:59I love you, too.
00:03:07I love you, too.
00:03:16Why?
00:03:17I love you, too.
00:03:23I love you, too.
00:03:40Well?
00:03:42Heroin overdose.
00:03:47I'm sorry to hear that, and the V?
00:03:51She told some guys about it.
00:03:53No, no, I mean you.
00:03:58Come on, H-Ray.
00:04:00You've been shooting it up for weeks,
00:04:02and you really think I wouldn't notice?
00:04:05I'm done, man.
00:04:07Nah, I'm fucking, I'm fucking done.
00:04:09Cold turkey.
00:04:10Really?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:13Good.
00:04:15Yeah.
00:04:17You know, you really screwed up, kiddo.
00:04:24But you did the right thing coming to me,
00:04:26and I'm proud of you.
00:04:29Thanks, Homelander, for giving me the chance.
00:04:33I appreciate it.
00:04:37Hey.
00:04:37Come on.
00:04:42I love you.
00:04:44You're family.
00:04:47I'll always be watching over you.
00:04:51Always.
00:04:55Attaboy.
00:04:57Oh!
00:04:58And the misplaced Asian girl.
00:05:00I'll find her.
00:05:04Fuck.
00:05:20Massage the bird with all the oil.
00:05:21Then a sprinkle of salt and pepper.
00:05:24Then I bake.
00:05:27Basting every 20 minutes to keep it from drying out.
00:05:29It's very important.
00:05:34Till it's crisp, but not too crunchy.
00:05:37I love you.
00:05:42And voila.
00:05:49I think you understand me.
00:05:52It's in your eyes.
00:05:55Can you speak?
00:05:57Chico.
00:06:00Tell me what you know, Moncow.
00:06:03So we can find these fuckers who did this to you.
00:06:08So I can get you back home.
00:06:10Yes!
00:06:13Take care of them now.
00:06:17Stepping feet and hogs off rot.
00:06:23Building like a thundercloud
00:06:27Till heaven is well in our touch
00:06:46I like this outfit you know the other one happened oh my gosh the other one that kind of like
00:06:51a you
00:06:52know Nicki Minaj thing going on oh yeah the other one sucks they're only letting me wear this one
00:06:57because apparently it's family friendly you know I'm surprised you came I seem to remember you
00:07:05inviting me no I mean I'm glad you came you just I don't know you don't really strike me as
00:07:13a
00:07:13religious type well lapsed but I served my time in Sunday school hi okay so do you know everybody
00:07:24here or just like 99.9% my mom and I um we would drive coast to coast in her
00:07:30brown Honda Civic
00:07:31just doing the whole Christian circuit thing you know power fest capes for Christ believe expo
00:07:40we wore the tires off of that car these people are like family to me
00:07:47after everything that's happened it's actually
00:07:51it's really nice to see them again sweet mom hi how was your flight oh it's a nightmare we sat
00:08:01on the
00:08:01runway for 45 minutes and then there was all the you know flight 37 stuff but a Xanax and a
00:08:07couple of
00:08:07Pinot Grigio later here I am oh hello uh do you want an autograph honey give him an autograph oh
00:08:15no no
00:08:15we I mean I know her I mean I don't we know each other yeah oh do you work at
00:08:21thought no no no mom
00:08:22this is this is Huey he's uh he's a friend hi uh how nice starlight dehydrating hey Donna how was
00:08:36your
00:08:36flight oh it was perfect you have that teen roundtable in about 15 are you ready oh she was born
00:08:42ready
00:08:42I should know I was there great um do you want to come uh you know what I'll let you
00:08:49go ahead
00:08:50go uh go roundtable those teens we'll catch up later yeah sure
00:09:01so Jesus Jesus said hey bro hey bro bring it in you shouldn't need proof
00:09:11you should just believe because I say so because you have faith
00:09:20people who have faith those are my peace y'all that's what Jesus said
00:09:26but I am gonna ask you one question two tweets of every entrance I'm at the holy hell
00:09:31and his heavenly power in church oh that's America for you isn't it God's watching from up above right there
00:09:40over there yeah security's tighter than a choir voice asshole
00:09:46so let me ask you something why can Jesus walk on water why does Homelander fly
00:09:56how about a train why does he get to run the way he runs
00:09:59oh how do I get to hold the whole world in my loving embrace
00:10:12why were we chosen
00:10:16because of the Lord
00:10:18because we were born with his power because we believe
00:10:29$15,000 for an exclusive VIP experience with Ezekiel
00:10:35seriously is not an easier cheaper way for us to get to him
00:10:39we ain't getting to Ezekiel you are
00:10:43I am
00:10:44whoa wait what
00:10:45well Starlight's one of the headliners right
00:10:47she'll get you in
00:10:48well look we've only been on like a day and a half
00:10:51okay
00:10:52I can't just ask her for a diamond flood pass
00:10:54what's the matter
00:10:55are you worried your fake suit girlfriend's gonna think you're using her
00:10:58okay then what I'm gonna just go up to Ezekiel hey man what's up with you smuggling blue dope into
00:11:04Chinatown basements
00:11:05yeah pretty much once you show him this
00:11:09Jesus
00:11:13this is from that club you took me to
00:11:15you remembered our first night together I'm touched
00:11:17okay why is this the first time I'm hearing about this plan
00:11:19this kid needs to be trained up butcher
00:11:21yeah
00:11:22yeah what do you say
00:11:24I don't know how to blackmail anybody
00:11:26Huey
00:11:27you've done a murder
00:11:28comparatively speaking this will be a piece of cake
00:11:35I know
00:11:36I know
00:11:39we're here today
00:11:40to remember the victims of trans-oceanic flight 37
00:11:44123 brave souls
00:11:46lost in an instant
00:11:48in a senseless act of violence
00:11:54Carolyn Kaczynski
00:11:55a preschool teacher from Skokie
00:11:59Dr. Julian Barrow
00:12:01an esteemed French neurosurgeon
00:12:09Susan Lopez from Evanston
00:12:11and her daughter Maya
00:12:18Samuel Brown
00:12:20a teacher of physics
00:12:23from Los Angeles
00:12:28we're all truly sorry for your loss
00:12:35where'd you go
00:12:36the only thing I hate more than blubbering people
00:12:40are boring speeches
00:12:42right
00:12:44you remember that nut job in Albany last year
00:12:48killed his wife
00:12:49killed his wife
00:12:50then he came out of the house with a gun
00:12:52at his daughter's head
00:12:54remember that
00:12:56cops pissing their pants
00:12:57didn't know what to do
00:12:59and then you
00:13:01you
00:13:02you step up
00:13:04very calmly
00:13:05ask for the sergeant's big pen
00:13:07and fling it
00:13:0926 yards
00:13:11right into the asshole's eyeball
00:13:16dead shot
00:13:17dead shooter
00:13:18what's your point?
00:13:19my point is that you took action
00:13:23that's what I love about you Maeve
00:13:30look Maeve
00:13:31nobody wanted that airplane
00:13:32to go down the way it did
00:13:33of course not
00:13:36and now
00:13:38we gotta make the best of them
00:13:41otherwise
00:13:46otherwise it was all for nothing
00:13:52what did I tell you
00:13:53about boring speeches?
00:14:03mom
00:14:04when did that happen?
00:14:06what are you talking about?
00:14:07it's always been there
00:14:17I know what you're all thinking
00:14:18holy mackerel
00:14:20starlight
00:14:20from the seven
00:14:21here with us
00:14:23well
00:14:23I knew her when she was still in
00:14:25pigtails and braces
00:14:26and she'd sit right where you're sitting
00:14:29so don't be shy
00:14:30you ask what's on your mind
00:14:31starlight is here for you
00:14:34yeah
00:14:35I have this friend
00:14:37from my soccer team
00:14:38Sanji
00:14:39she's Hindu
00:14:39I know it's kind of
00:14:41my responsibility
00:14:43I guess
00:14:44together to accept Jesus
00:14:46but it feels
00:14:47weird to me
00:14:48well
00:14:49Jesus also says
00:14:51to love your neighbor
00:14:53but if you love your neighbor
00:14:55don't you want to save them
00:14:57from damnation?
00:14:58you have to look at it
00:14:59as good news
00:14:59you have a chance
00:15:01to help your friend
00:15:02find eternal life
00:15:04right?
00:15:06oh
00:15:07yes
00:15:07have you ever had a boyfriend?
00:15:09well yeah
00:15:10yeah
00:15:11I was with drummer boy
00:15:12for a while
00:15:12for almost a year
00:15:15yeah
00:15:17um
00:15:19did you have
00:15:22sex
00:15:23with him?
00:15:27well
00:15:28I
00:15:31you know
00:15:31I think
00:15:32I think everyone
00:15:33hopes that their first
00:15:34is the one
00:15:35and
00:15:36it's private
00:15:38but
00:15:43I'm a virgin
00:15:46yeah
00:15:47I'm
00:15:48saving myself
00:15:49for my future
00:15:51husband
00:15:52see
00:15:53Hebrews 13 4
00:15:55let the bed be undefiled
00:15:57for God
00:15:58will judge
00:15:58the sexually immoral
00:16:01okay
00:16:02I think we have time
00:16:03for a few more
00:16:04I'm not really sure
00:16:06what you're saying
00:16:06son
00:16:07I'm saying
00:16:08if there is some
00:16:09geezer up there
00:16:09with a big white beard
00:16:10he's a world heavyweight
00:16:11cunt
00:16:13I'm sorry
00:16:14did you
00:16:15just call God
00:16:16a c-word
00:16:17yeah
00:16:17he's got a hard-on
00:16:18for mass murder
00:16:19and giving kids cancer
00:16:20and this big old answer
00:16:21to the existential
00:16:22clusterfuck
00:16:22that is humanity
00:16:23is to nail his own
00:16:24bleeding son
00:16:25to a plant
00:16:25that is a cunt move
00:16:27come on
00:16:27even you got to agree
00:16:28hey hey hey
00:16:28please
00:16:29we should love
00:16:29a fucking nuke at him
00:16:30get it over and done with
00:16:31you know what I'm saying
00:16:32we're sorry sir
00:16:33we apologize
00:16:34my man
00:16:35alright
00:16:35good talk
00:16:36think about it
00:16:36I'm here all day
00:16:37alright
00:16:38you mind piping it down
00:16:39just a little bit
00:16:40oh I'm sorry
00:16:40didn't mean to offend
00:16:41you're in a black
00:16:42baptist mum's
00:16:43shouting praise the lord
00:16:44fuck you
00:16:44I'm episcopalian
00:16:46and it's nothing wrong
00:16:46with having a little
00:16:47church up in you
00:16:48you know
00:16:48said the bishop
00:16:49to the nun
00:16:49what about you
00:16:50Hughie
00:16:51you believe in God
00:16:53I mean I don't know
00:16:55what
00:16:55come off it
00:16:56yeah I don't know
00:16:57I don't think it's
00:16:58Morgan Freeman up there
00:16:59or anything
00:16:59but can't all be
00:17:00random chaos
00:17:01so you faint
00:17:02at what happened
00:17:03to Robin
00:17:03with some kind
00:17:04of divine intervention
00:17:05is that what you're saying
00:17:10think about
00:17:13hello
00:17:13so what were you
00:17:14supposed to say
00:17:15yes I've had
00:17:16premarital sex
00:17:17go nuts
00:17:17well I'm pretty sure
00:17:18I wasn't supposed
00:17:19to lie to them
00:17:20mom
00:17:22oh baby
00:17:24you're starlight
00:17:24of the seven
00:17:26millions of kids
00:17:27are looking up to you
00:17:28now
00:17:29you're a shining
00:17:30light to them
00:17:31how am I supposed
00:17:32to live up to that
00:17:33because that's the way
00:17:34God made you
00:17:36you're a miracle
00:17:37you're my miracle
00:17:40hey
00:17:42hey you two
00:17:42how's it going
00:17:43you know what
00:17:44I'll catch up
00:17:45you sure
00:17:46it's all right
00:17:47I'll be right there
00:17:50keep an eye on the land
00:17:51right
00:17:52where the fuck
00:17:53are you going
00:17:54just do it
00:17:56yeah
00:17:58you okay
00:18:01fine
00:18:01it's just
00:18:02this place
00:18:04isn't what I remember
00:18:08hey
00:18:18hey
00:18:22can I ask you something
00:18:24anything
00:18:27is there any way
00:18:27you could hook me up
00:18:28with one of those
00:18:29diamond club passes
00:18:31you know
00:18:31to see Ezekiel
00:18:33I mean I couldn't
00:18:34get one unless
00:18:35I robbed a bank
00:18:35but
00:18:37you know
00:18:39Ezekiel
00:18:40yeah
00:18:40yeah
00:18:41um
00:18:42okay
00:18:43confession time
00:18:44my dad is like
00:18:45Ezekiel's number one fan
00:18:47hmm
00:18:49so what do you think
00:18:51pull a few strings
00:18:52you know
00:18:53hook me up
00:18:54with some tickets
00:18:58yeah
00:18:58yeah
00:19:00sure
00:19:00of course
00:19:03it's the least
00:19:04I could do
00:19:06thank you
00:19:11alright
00:19:12no touching
00:19:15thanks guys
00:19:16hey
00:19:17how are you girls
00:19:18hey
00:19:19how are you
00:19:20how are you
00:19:23God bless you guys
00:19:24God bless you
00:19:27take care now
00:19:28keep believing
00:19:30grab Madeline
00:19:31I need to talk to her
00:19:33about these
00:19:33fucking talking points
00:19:34um
00:19:36uh
00:19:37Mr. Will isn't here today
00:19:39I thought that you knew that
00:19:40but I'm here
00:19:40to help you with anything
00:19:41I'll go through the talk
00:19:46Ashley
00:19:50where is she
00:20:04what are you doing here
00:20:06skimming work now
00:20:07I am taking Teddy
00:20:08to the pediatrician
00:20:09maybe reschedule him
00:20:11I've already
00:20:12rescheduled
00:20:12three times
00:20:13what is the emergency
00:20:15my speech
00:20:17my speech
00:20:17your speech
00:20:18yes
00:20:18my speech
00:20:19it reads like
00:20:19corporate fucking mayonnaise
00:20:21we're talking
00:20:22believe here
00:20:23these are my people
00:20:24but you're not just
00:20:26talking to them
00:20:27every dove
00:20:28and democrat
00:20:29in congress
00:20:29is going to be
00:20:30watching you on CNN
00:20:31you need to appear
00:20:32moderate
00:20:33humble
00:20:34no
00:20:34no
00:20:35you're
00:20:35there is an opportunity
00:20:37here
00:20:37people are scared
00:20:39they don't trust
00:20:40Washington
00:20:41or the coastal elite
00:20:42and they hate foreigners
00:20:43what they want
00:20:45is a little
00:20:46John Wayne
00:20:47frontier of justice
00:20:48and that
00:20:50is what I do
00:20:54don't forget
00:20:55it was me
00:20:57that saved
00:20:58that flight
00:20:5837 thing
00:20:59I turned that into
00:21:00a win
00:21:01for us
00:21:02you're really going to talk to me
00:21:03about saving
00:21:04flight 37
00:21:04well why wouldn't I
00:21:09look
00:21:10can I please
00:21:10just talk to you later
00:21:11the speech
00:21:12is perfect
00:21:13trust me
00:21:14trust you
00:21:15okay
00:21:16that's what you always say
00:21:17God
00:21:17he's fucking listening to me
00:21:18you're so full of shit
00:21:19you say you want my input
00:21:21but you don't
00:21:23yes I do
00:21:24no
00:21:24you don't
00:21:25and you never
00:21:25I do
00:21:26can we please
00:21:27just talk later
00:21:29why
00:21:30you gotta
00:21:30run off
00:21:31and play strong
00:21:32single mom
00:21:34please
00:21:36that baby
00:21:38is an accessory
00:21:42we need boundaries
00:22:07hey Billy
00:22:11Rachel
00:22:18just took a lovely little stroll
00:22:20around St. John's
00:22:21and you'll never guess
00:22:23what I am
00:22:24the cross
00:22:28who told you
00:22:29well I'll tell you
00:22:30who didn't fucking tell me
00:22:31me own fucking sister-in-law
00:22:34would you like some tea
00:22:36I got the English stuff
00:22:42when did you do it
00:22:43last Sunday
00:22:46we used your last name
00:22:48you said beloved wife
00:22:49you buried an empty fucking coffin
00:22:51we didn't bury anything
00:22:52just um
00:22:53a headstone
00:22:54well that's a sick fucking joke
00:22:56then isn't it
00:22:57you're wondering why we didn't tell you
00:23:00look
00:23:02my mom's getting old
00:23:04she just wants a place
00:23:06to talk to her daughter
00:23:06yeah well she's talking to dirt
00:23:08isn't she
00:23:09it's something
00:23:10no
00:23:11it's fucking nothing
00:23:13it's nothing
00:23:14cause there's nothing
00:23:14fucking down there
00:23:15and for all you know
00:23:17Rebecca's still out there somewhere
00:23:18and you put up a fucking headstone
00:23:20stop
00:23:21you need to stop
00:23:23it has been eight years
00:23:25since she's been missing
00:23:26the cops never found anything
00:23:28you never found anything
00:23:31she's not alive
00:23:34she got killed
00:23:35or she killed herself
00:23:36and watch your fucking mouth
00:23:38you're not the only one
00:23:40whose life was ruined
00:23:42she is my sister
00:23:44and I love her
00:23:45but she's gone
00:23:50we need this to be over
00:24:10you got the right
00:24:12to remain silent
00:24:13bitch
00:24:15I did not kill
00:24:17your partner
00:24:18and I did not kill
00:24:19Dr. Robinson
00:24:20I wouldn't mind you
00:24:22I love you baby
00:24:23love is just another lie
00:24:25Donovan
00:24:27you must think I'm stupid
00:24:29but as you can see
00:24:34I'm really shy
00:24:37yeah
00:24:38you got telling
00:24:39yeah you're okay
00:24:46I love you
00:24:47I love you too
00:24:59you're a filthy pig
00:25:01who likes to eat ass
00:25:02I'm a filthy pig
00:25:03you ass
00:25:09alright
00:25:10easy
00:25:11easy
00:25:12we ain't here to hurt you
00:25:15who are you
00:25:16who are you
00:25:29this guy's got 34 addresses
00:25:31and at least
00:25:33a dozen aliases
00:25:34so
00:25:35who the hell is he
00:25:37huh
00:25:37something we're running down
00:25:39on our own
00:25:39uh
00:25:40since when do you guys
00:25:42run down stuff alone
00:25:43Trevor
00:25:43yeah
00:25:44shut up
00:25:55Hughie
00:25:58right
00:25:58you're Starlight's friend
00:25:59you got you in here
00:26:00yeah
00:26:02there you go
00:26:04good to meet you pal
00:26:06me too
00:26:08how do you know Starlight
00:26:10uh you know we met
00:26:11um like a few weeks ago
00:26:13actually
00:26:14really
00:26:15yeah
00:26:16and she got you in here
00:26:17yeah I guess she does
00:26:19well this is a pricey ticket
00:26:21do we
00:26:23must be a special guy
00:26:25uh no
00:26:26no I'm not
00:26:27I just feel lucky to be here
00:26:28really
00:26:29um ladies and gentlemen
00:26:31uh I would like to welcome
00:26:33you one
00:26:33and all
00:26:34and I would very much
00:26:35like to welcome
00:26:37Homelander
00:26:38our special guest
00:26:45so
00:26:46without further
00:26:48ado
00:26:48if you would follow me
00:26:55gather round everybody
00:26:57now as many of you
00:26:59you may already know
00:27:00Homelander
00:27:01is an ordained minister
00:27:03in Samaritan's embrace
00:27:05together
00:27:05we will be
00:27:07re-baptizing you
00:27:08my most loyal followers
00:27:11do you accept the Lord
00:27:15our Father
00:27:15as your Savior
00:27:16Jesus Christ
00:27:17the Son
00:27:18yes I do
00:27:19yes I do
00:27:20may I baptize you
00:27:21in the name of the Father
00:27:22the Son
00:27:29your sins have been
00:27:30parched
00:27:31Christ be with you
00:27:34on this blessed day
00:27:35you'll be reborn
00:27:37a Christian
00:27:38you'll be washed
00:27:39clean of all your sins
00:27:48something wrong Huey
00:27:51no
00:27:53no
00:27:53I'm totally comfortable
00:27:55why would you ask that
00:27:56your blood pressure is
00:27:57150 over 90
00:27:59it's a bit high
00:28:00yeah sorry
00:28:01just um
00:28:02I'm afraid of water
00:28:06don't panic
00:28:07I got you
00:28:10do you accept the Lord
00:28:11our Father
00:28:12as your Savior
00:28:13and Jesus
00:28:16as His Son
00:28:20yes
00:28:24then I baptize you
00:28:25in the name of the Father
00:28:26of the Son
00:28:26and of the Holy Spirit
00:28:46God bless
00:28:48thank you all
00:28:49once again
00:28:50for allowing me
00:28:51to be a part
00:28:51of this beautiful occasion
00:28:52thank you
00:28:53thank you
00:28:55good night
00:28:55see you friend
00:28:57thank you
00:28:58thank you for coming
00:28:59may the light of God
00:29:00shine in your lives
00:29:04excuse me sir
00:29:06may I speak with you
00:29:07just for a moment
00:29:08sorry son
00:29:08I got a packed schedule
00:29:09all right
00:29:10I understand sir
00:29:10but it's just
00:29:11I need your guidance
00:29:12I need Christ's guidance
00:29:15what is it
00:29:16just hold on
00:29:18one second
00:29:19let me just
00:29:19show you something
00:29:30what's wrong
00:29:31what's wrong
00:29:35you fucked me
00:29:36what
00:29:38yeah
00:29:38in a private soup club
00:29:40you know the one
00:29:41on East 29th
00:29:42secret lair
00:29:42don't know it
00:29:43nope
00:29:43there were three of us
00:29:44you've got
00:29:45no
00:29:45boiled up
00:29:46and you
00:29:46just
00:29:47wrapped your stretchy arms
00:29:48around me
00:29:48and it was
00:29:49it was so
00:29:49fucking hot
00:29:51and
00:29:51your dick was so
00:29:53perfect
00:29:54and long
00:29:55and
00:29:56stretchy
00:29:57and you
00:29:57you played my butt
00:29:58like jazz
00:30:00with poise
00:30:01and
00:30:01skill
00:30:02and
00:30:03willingness
00:30:04to improvise
00:30:16you come in here
00:30:19you try to talk to me
00:30:21like this
00:30:23you are a filthy
00:30:25filthy liar
00:30:26you are
00:30:26unclean
00:30:27I have a video
00:30:28I have a video
00:30:29I have a video
00:30:30of the three of us
00:30:32sucking and fucking
00:30:33and if you don't let me go
00:30:35my friend puts a video online
00:30:37like that
00:30:44what do you want
00:30:45you want a little bit of money
00:30:46are you here for money
00:30:47you ship boxes labeled as polio vaccine
00:30:49but they're not really polio vaccine
00:30:51are they
00:30:52they're compound V
00:30:56who the hell are you
00:30:57I want to know everything about them
00:30:59okay
00:30:59you tell me
00:31:00you tell me where they're going
00:31:01and you tell me how many boxes you ship
00:31:03no
00:31:05now they will destroy me
00:31:07who's they
00:31:08fought
00:31:11here's how this is gonna go
00:31:13you're gonna tell me
00:31:15are they a video
00:31:17trends
00:31:17number one on twitter
00:31:19tonight
00:31:21and you're also
00:31:22gonna stop the fucking
00:31:23pray the gay away shit
00:31:27anyway it's your choice
00:31:36hello
00:31:37hey um
00:31:38so that wasn't a piece of cake
00:31:40you
00:31:40that you
00:31:41you alright
00:31:41yeah
00:31:42yeah it's me
00:31:43sorry I had to
00:31:44had to borrow a phone
00:31:45thanks again
00:31:46I got baptized
00:31:47yeah
00:31:48it's a long story
00:31:50blackmailing somebody
00:31:51is not cake
00:31:52okay
00:31:52it is weird
00:31:53it's scary
00:31:54you wind up just saying shit
00:31:56okay but did you get in the talk
00:31:57what do you say
00:31:58uh yeah yeah
00:31:59I mean you know that
00:32:00charity of his
00:32:01Samaritan's Brace
00:32:02right
00:32:03so what they do
00:32:04is they take boxes full of that stuff
00:32:06and they ship it to hospitals
00:32:07all across the country
00:32:08and apparently the latest one
00:32:10is going to the NICU
00:32:11at Mercer Hospital
00:32:12it's uh
00:32:13it's Midtown I think
00:32:14you are a natural kid
00:32:15you're like the fucking
00:32:17rain man of fucking people over
00:32:20not a compliment
00:32:20you're like the fucking
00:32:56hey
00:32:57call your jets gov
00:32:59it's not a hate crime
00:33:03mm
00:33:04alright
00:33:08fucking brilliant
00:33:09I'll meet you at the hospital
00:33:10in half an hour
00:33:14let's hear it for Jesus
00:33:18I'm not going to go
00:33:23I love you guys
00:33:24let me tell you something
00:33:25I am so thrilled to be here
00:33:27truthfully
00:33:28are you?
00:33:29yeah
00:33:31a terrible tragedy befell our nation this week
00:33:34terrible
00:33:35let's not mince words about this
00:33:38we
00:33:39were
00:33:40were
00:33:40attacked
00:33:43America
00:33:44was attacked
00:33:48some people
00:33:50they want me to come out here
00:33:52and speak empty platitudes to you all
00:33:54a little bit of corporate talk
00:33:57but I don't want to do that
00:33:59I can't do that
00:34:01I can't do that
00:34:01you want to know why?
00:34:02why?
00:34:04because I believe
00:34:05that what God wants me to do
00:34:07is get on over there
00:34:09find the filthy bastards
00:34:10that masterminded this
00:34:12whatever came there
00:34:13and introduce it to a little thing
00:34:15called God's judgment
00:34:17that's what I think
00:34:21sounds like the American thing to do
00:34:23sounds like the right thing to do
00:34:26but no
00:34:27no no no no no no
00:34:29apparently
00:34:30I gotta wait for Congress
00:34:32to say it's okay
00:34:35right?
00:34:36I say
00:34:37I answer to a higher
00:34:39wasn't I chosen
00:34:42to save you?
00:34:45is it not my God-given purpose
00:34:48to protect the United States of America?
00:35:00Psalm 58 10
00:35:02the righteous shall rejoice
00:35:05when he sees the vengeance
00:35:07and he will fade his feet
00:35:10in the blood of the wicked
00:35:24fuck
00:35:25fuck
00:35:42hey
00:35:43Maeve
00:35:44what
00:35:46sorry
00:35:47what are you
00:35:47I was
00:35:48stopping a mugging nearby
00:35:50and I
00:35:56it's good to see you
00:35:59can I come in?
00:36:02uh
00:36:03okay
00:36:11where's Freckles?
00:36:14Freckles died
00:36:15two years ago
00:36:19look
00:36:19I'm kind of busy
00:36:21so
00:36:22maybe
00:36:22give me a call
00:36:23call first
00:36:24next time
00:36:25you know
00:36:25you don't have to be like this
00:36:27well
00:36:27you show up out of nowhere
00:36:29asking about the goddamn cat
00:36:31so
00:36:34you've been drinking
00:36:35no
00:36:37you're not going to meetings anymore
00:36:39listen
00:36:41water under the bridge
00:36:47I miss you
00:36:49you don't get to say that to me
00:36:52leave
00:36:53please
00:36:54Lena
00:36:54I haven't seen you in years
00:36:58wouldn't it be nice
00:36:59I see you
00:36:59every day
00:37:01every time I walk through Times Square
00:37:03or turn on the fucking TV
00:37:07I'm out of your life
00:37:08you never left mine
00:37:14I'm sorry
00:37:15okay
00:37:16I'm really sorry
00:37:17I didn't mean
00:37:18I don't want your apology
00:37:20okay
00:37:20I want you to get out
00:37:22okay
00:37:23I want you to
00:37:24go back to your ivory penthouse
00:37:26where you can drink
00:37:27and fuck
00:37:28whoever you want
00:37:29go back to Homelander
00:37:40I can't go back
00:37:41go back
00:37:44oh
00:37:48please
00:37:49it's too hard
00:37:53what happened
00:37:54it's too hard
00:37:56tell me what happened
00:37:59I keep thinking about all
00:38:01all those people
00:38:03it's okay
00:38:03you'll figure it out
00:38:04okay
00:38:04you'll figure it out
00:38:05you always know what to do
00:38:07you always know what to do
00:38:09okay
00:38:09I don't know
00:38:11so just
00:38:12tell me what happened
00:38:14tell me what happened
00:38:21no Maeve
00:38:23if this isn't
00:38:24no
00:38:25no
00:38:25this is
00:38:26you're obviously
00:38:27no
00:38:28I said
00:38:28stop it
00:38:39just
00:38:41just
00:38:41talk to me
00:38:44okay
00:38:44just tell me
00:38:45what happened
00:38:49you had a cell
00:38:52this was a mistake
00:38:54no
00:38:54just talk to me
00:38:55just tell me
00:38:56what
00:38:57if you
00:39:13hello
00:39:14they're coming
00:39:15they're onto you babe
00:39:16Black Noir was outside my apartment
00:39:19what location
00:39:21which addresses do they have
00:39:22if they got to my place
00:39:24all of them
00:39:39so you want to pay me
00:39:40the professional courtesy
00:39:41and tell me where the hell
00:39:41you disappeared to before
00:39:44oh I just had to
00:39:45pop down to the shop
00:39:45it's running a bit low
00:39:47I'll mind your own
00:39:47fucking business
00:39:55this better be good
00:39:56I'm burned
00:39:57what
00:39:58fucking hell
00:39:59Frenchie
00:39:59how
00:39:59I don't know
00:40:00what about the rest of us
00:40:02your concern for me
00:40:03is very sweet
00:40:05maybe
00:40:05maybe not
00:40:06so far
00:40:07there only seems to be
00:40:08hidden in my places
00:40:09I'm taking off
00:40:10what about the girl
00:40:11fucking labor
00:40:15God knows what
00:40:16they'll do to her
00:40:39it was the Heartland Beauty's
00:40:41luck of the Irish pageant
00:40:43the lights went out
00:40:44on stage
00:40:45and this one
00:40:46lit up the room
00:40:47with the glow
00:40:47from her hands
00:40:48the show must go on
00:40:50hmm
00:40:51that's so sweet
00:40:5215 minutes Starlight
00:40:54I'm sorry
00:40:54could you
00:40:55could you just give us
00:40:56one minute please
00:41:03Mom
00:41:04I can't do this
00:41:06are you sick
00:41:07what's wrong
00:41:08no it just doesn't
00:41:09feel right
00:41:09what does that mean
00:41:10honestly
00:41:12I really thought
00:41:13that being here
00:41:14would feel like
00:41:14it used to
00:41:15but it doesn't
00:41:16it's changed
00:41:17or maybe I've changed
00:41:18but
00:41:22Mom
00:41:24these past few months
00:41:31no tell him
00:41:32I'm not going
00:41:33I'm not going on
00:41:35honey
00:41:38I've waited 23 years
00:41:40for this
00:41:41this isn't
00:41:44this isn't about you
00:41:45isn't it
00:41:46I mean I kept your secret
00:41:49scrimped by selling houses
00:41:51took you to all the soup events
00:41:55please
00:41:57all my friends
00:41:58are going to be watching on TV
00:42:08please
00:42:08they're coming for me
00:42:11the soup store
00:42:14I've been ordered
00:42:14to leave you here
00:42:15for them to find
00:42:16and he sees a charcutter
00:42:18you know
00:42:18he knows all complied
00:42:19so he sees me
00:42:21like this mad bastard
00:42:23only good for hurting
00:42:25our killing
00:42:25you know
00:42:26like a gun
00:42:27he takes me
00:42:27points me in a direction
00:42:28and fires
00:42:31it's not William
00:42:34it's not who you are either
00:42:36and we're the same
00:42:37you and I
00:42:37like eggs
00:42:38hard outsides
00:42:39soft inside
00:42:40or pineapples perhaps
00:42:43whatever those besters
00:42:44got planned for you
00:42:45you don't deserve it
00:42:47my God
00:42:47would you forget to have a bit of Norium
00:43:17just
00:43:34The Deep finds himself in hot water following a harebrained attempt to free a dolphin from
00:43:40Oceanland. Insiders say when police tried to intercept the hijacked van, Deep lost control
00:43:46of the vehicle and crashed, catapulting the dolphin through the front windshield onto
00:43:51the road where it was run over by an AT. Hello there, Believe X-Bone!
00:44:00I am so honored to be here tonight. Did you know that my first public appearance was right
00:44:08here on this very stage with Ezekiel and the rest of the family?
00:44:19Today, I wanted to share with you how I accepted Christ as my personal savior. How his way
00:44:34is the only way.
00:44:49Just please stop the music. Please stop.
00:45:02You want me to just suck it up and do this for you? Hmm? You have no idea what you're
00:45:10really
00:45:10asking. You have no idea what I've been through.
00:45:24Every single word that I say up here, I'm reading from a script. I didn't write any of these words.
00:45:30I don't even know if I believe in them. I mean, I believe in God. I love God so much,
00:45:37but...
00:45:38Honestly, it's... It's just how goddamn certain everyone is around here.
00:45:48Tickets start at, what, 170 bucks so that these people can tell you how to get into heaven?
00:45:54How do they know? How does anybody know? When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old.
00:46:02I mean, I'm not so sure you're supposed to take it literally. It also says that it's a sin to
00:46:08eat shrimp.
00:46:09What? If you're gay or if you're Gandhi, you're going to hell? I mean...
00:46:14And if you have sex before marriage, that's... That's not immoral. That's human.
00:46:22What's immoral is the guy who shoved his dick in my face.
00:46:32Shit.
00:46:38What?
00:46:45Here's the truth. Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.
00:46:50And I know, I know, I'm supposed to be this hero, idol, symbol, whatever, but...
00:46:56I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
00:47:01I'm just as scared and confused as the rest of you.
00:47:06I'm done pretending.
00:47:09And I'm done taking any more shit.
00:47:30Excuse me.
00:47:45Jackpot.
00:47:47Cup healthy?
00:47:48Oh, yeah. And lots of it.
00:47:54Oh, my God.
00:47:59Jesus.
00:48:01That's a fucking baby soup.
00:48:09Chosen butt got my ass.
00:48:12These cunts are made in the fucking lab.
00:48:21Hey.
00:48:23Hey, easy.
00:48:26That...
00:48:26That was a great speech.
00:48:29I mean, come on. I mean, know your audience, but that was...
00:48:31That was...
00:48:33Joel at the garden. That was...
00:48:35I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
00:48:39I'm so glad.
00:48:40How was your quality time with Ezekiel?
00:48:42Huh? Any more VIP tickets I can get for you?
00:48:46Because...
00:48:47I'm so here for you.
00:48:49It's not like that.
00:48:50You sure?
00:48:51Because I can get you a commemorative cup.
00:48:53Or I can get you an Ezekiel figurine, or a goodie bag.
00:48:57My girlfriend died.
00:49:02What?
00:49:04Happened not too long ago, and I came here looking for a way to get out of this shit that
00:49:08I'm in right now.
00:49:09And that wasn't fair to you, and I'm so sorry.
00:49:19I really don't think there's anything that could help it anymore.
00:49:22Or fix it.
00:49:25Or make it better.
00:49:29And everything I heard here...
00:49:33Well, that held a total of jack shit.
00:49:39Except for what you said.
00:49:40I mean, you're right.
00:49:42There's...
00:49:42Nobody knows.
00:49:45And that's the only fucking thing I've heard all day that's made any sense at all.
00:49:51And that is the God's honest truth.
00:50:05I'm so sorry.
00:50:07No, no.
00:50:08I'm sorry.
00:50:28Okay, easy with that.
00:50:29You get some air in there, you could kill a kid.
00:50:31Well, wouldn't that be a crime shame?
00:50:34All right.
00:50:36Let's bugger off.
00:50:38All right.
00:50:41Hey!
00:50:51Hey!
00:50:52Keep him busy!
00:51:02Watch your line, son.
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:18Hey!
00:51:23Holy fuck!
00:51:25That was diabolical!
00:51:30You little fucking beauty.
00:51:39You're done good, lad.
00:51:42I'm not sure it's time to go.
00:51:47Now, you keep your nose clean, sunshine,
00:51:50or I'll come back and stop you.
00:51:55Holy smokes.
00:51:56Starlight shocking the Christian community
00:51:58during her address at Believe Expo
00:52:00when she questioned her faith in...
00:52:11I see you.
00:52:14I know you're watching me.
00:52:16You've been out there quite a lot lately.
00:52:21Always watching.
00:52:23So why don't you just come on inside?
00:52:28Are you afraid of me?
00:52:40Come in.
00:52:52Have I not been paying enough attention to you?
00:52:56Are you lonely?
00:52:58It must be hard feeling so alone?
00:53:05I'm sorry.
00:53:09But you cannot give a speech like that.
00:53:15You cannot be bad.
00:53:20You need to shut down.
00:53:47It must be hard feeling so alone.
00:53:47You can't wait for me.
00:53:48Come here.
00:54:17You have to be good.
00:54:20And you have to listen to me.
00:54:23And then we both can get what we want.
00:54:43You're my good boy.
00:55:13You're my good boy.
00:55:27You're my good boy.
00:55:28You're my good boy.
00:55:55You're my good boy.
00:56:05You're my good boy.
00:56:34You're my good boy.
00:57:05You're my good boy.
00:57:35You're my good boy.
00:57:52You're my good boy.
00:57:58You're my good boy.
00:57:59You're my good boy.
00:58:25You're my good boy.
00:58:47You're my good boy.
00:59:11You're my good boy.
00:59:15You're my good boy.
00:59:30You're my good boy.
00:59:32You're my good boy.
00:59:34You're my good boy.
00:59:35You're my good boy.
00:59:36You're my good boy.
00:59:38You're my good boy.
00:59:43You're my good boy.
00:59:45You're my good boy.
00:59:47You're my good boy.
00:59:48You're my good boy.
00:59:49You're my good boy.
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