01:30Well, Slimer, did you like the concert?
01:33Oh, yeah!
01:35Yay!
01:38Bravo!
01:39Bravatissimo!
01:46Slimer, control yourself.
01:49Oops.
01:51Darrington.
01:52You're forgiven.
01:54Now close your eyes.
01:56I have a surprise for you.
01:58A surprise?
01:59Open up.
02:00Wow!
02:03Slimer, it's not something to eat.
02:05It's not?
02:06No, it's not.
02:09It's a conductor's baton.
02:10Oh, boy!
02:13Oh, boy!
02:28Slimer, are you all right?
02:34You know, since you enjoy music so much, why not have your own concert?
02:40Concert?
02:41Hmm.
02:42Yeah!
02:43Yeah!
02:44Can I sing?
02:47Can I sing?
02:49Slimer, do I look like I can sing?
02:51Yeah, baby, you can!
02:53Better believe it.
02:55Check out these pipes, honey.
02:57Ahem, ahem.
02:58Ah!
03:05Ah!
03:08Ah!
03:10Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:12Ah!
03:15Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:17Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:19Ah!
03:20Ah!
03:31See, Elizabeth, I told you you'd enjoy the park.
03:34It's the perfect place for a scientist to think.
03:37And I am a scientist.
03:42Shh!
03:43Quiet, mongrel.
03:44I need absolute silence.
03:51Ah-ha!
03:53A plan is forming.
03:55A brilliant plan.
03:56To catch that disgusting little Slimer.
03:59Wait a minute, what the?
04:00Concert in the park, conducted by Professor Ludwig von Slimer.
04:05Professor?
04:07Professor?
04:07Why, how dare that little ball of slime call himself a professor
04:11like me?
04:14It's an insult!
04:16Hmm.
04:17But wait.
04:18Another idea.
04:19Hmm.
04:21Is forming.
04:22Ow!
04:23Ah!
04:25Shakeros!
04:26I've got it, Elizabeth.
04:27We'll simply take advantage of the situation.
04:30And become sour notes in slime ball concert.
04:35Hi!
04:35Hi!
04:36Hi!
04:36Hi!
04:38Hi!
04:38Hi!
04:39Hi!
04:40Hi!
04:53Hi!
04:56Hi!
04:59Hi!
05:01Hi!
05:02Hi!
05:03Hi!
05:10Mr. Postman, wait, Mr. Postman, please, Mr. Postman, look and see, it's ever better if you're back for me, I've
05:24been waiting on my own time, since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine.
05:39Hmm, see this ingenious device, Elizabeth? One squirt of its brilliant formula will turn anything to rubber. But first, a
05:49little test. Hold still, Elizabeth.
05:55Now, I'll turn that sappy orchestra into a rubber band for me.
06:04Then, Professor Slimer will be revealed as the fool he really is. Science does not tolerate phonies.
06:14It's ever better if you're back for me, I've been waiting on my own time, whoa, yeah, since I heard
06:17from this boyfriend of mine. So many days you passed me by, you saw the tears standing in my eyes.
06:27Oh, you wouldn't stop to make me feel better by leaving me a card or a letter. Please, Mr. Postman,
06:37look and see, it's ever better for me.
06:40Oh, you're back for me. I've been so long. Yes, since I've heard from this boyfriend of mine, you better
06:51wait a minute.
06:52Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Mr. Postman. Wait a minute, Mr. Postman.
07:00Wait a minute, Mr. Postman. Check out, wait, just one more time for me.
07:06Oh, wait a minute.
07:08Wait a minute.
07:11Oh, wait a minute.
07:13Please stand for.
07:16Wave a hand.
07:17Wait a minute.
07:18Oh, baby.
07:20You see the tears in my eyes.
07:22Wait a minute.
07:24Wait a minute.
07:25Wait a minute.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:31Wait a minute.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:34Please check out and see.
07:36Just one more time for me.
07:38You better wait, wait, wait a minute.
07:41Wait a minute.
07:43Wait a minute.
07:44Wait a minute.
07:45Wait a minute.
07:48Wait a minute.
07:49Mr. Postman.
07:51No.
07:55No.
07:56Wait a minute.
07:58Wait a minute.
07:59Mr. Postman.
08:01Deliver the letter.
08:03The sooner the better.
08:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:07Mr. Postman.
08:08Wait.
08:11Hear you off for that.
08:20Whoa, you?
08:29What did you do?
08:34Is he trying to break.
08:34Who is inside?
08:35It's the best part?
08:35No.
08:36He's sorry.
08:37What are you going for?
08:37I can't stop you.
08:38I can't stop you.
08:38There is no better time.
08:38Ignore your story,
08:49You've watched enough TV, Spud.
08:51Time to read a good book before bedtime.
08:55Books are boring.
08:58TV is better.
09:03Sure, TV's fun, but so are books if you give them a chance.
09:07So pick one and let's go read it.
09:10Oh, I'll say two.
09:13Hmm, Little Red Riding Hood.
09:15Good choice, Spud.
09:17Let's go read.
09:25Okay, Peter.
09:27Ready for my doggy.
09:30Once upon a time there was a little girl.
09:32A ghost.
09:34Okay.
09:35Once upon a time there was a little, uh, ghost named Little Red Riding Hood.
09:40No, not red.
09:42Green.
09:43Uh, right.
09:45Little Green Riding Hood.
09:46Oh.
09:48And one day, Little Green Riding Hood started out through the forest, carrying a basket of goodies.
09:55Goodies?
10:00Which were for Little Green Riding Hood's grandmother.
10:04Hey.
10:05I'll eat.
10:06I'll get no goodies.
10:09Ooh, sour.
10:11Oh well.
10:12Nothing.
10:18Meanwhile, deep in the woods, in a quaint little cottage, lived Little Green Riding Hood's grandmother.
10:24Grandmother?
10:25Grandmother?
10:26Do I look like a grandmother?
10:29Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it, but I've got to tell you, this is the worst casting I've ever heard
10:35of.
10:36But as long as I'm doing this, I'm gonna be the hippest grandmother you ever saw.
10:43There was also a big, bad wolf that wanted to catch Little Green Riding Hood.
10:48Ha ha ha.
10:49Eeeh.
10:50Eeeh.
10:51Eeeh.
10:51Eeeh.
10:51Eeeh.
10:51Eeeh.
10:51Eeeh.
10:52And this big, bad wolf does things scientifically, right, little bad wolf?
10:57Eeeh.
10:58Eeeh.
11:01Eeeh.
11:01Eeeh.
11:01Eeeh.
11:01Eeeh.
11:02Eeeh.
11:02Eeeh.
11:02Eeeh.
11:03Eeeh.
11:04Eeeh.
11:12Eeeh.
11:12I said, the big, bad wolf was able to get to grandmother's house first.
11:16And as it happened, grandmother was on her way to her karate lesson.
11:20Eeeh.
11:29Eeeh.
11:30Eeeh.
11:34You know, I could get used to this granny lifestyle.
11:38Wow.
11:52Randy! It's me!
11:54Uh, come in.
11:58Welcome my dear, welcome!
12:00The Big Bad Wolf had disguised himself as Grandma.
12:03The little green riding hood had noticed a few strange details.
12:06Oh, my! What big eyes you got, Scramma.
12:12Eyes? He thinks they're eyes.
12:16Oh, the better to align my ectoplasmic containment devices, my dear.
12:21You got big ears, too.
12:24The better to track your every move, my dear.
12:27What big choppers you got, Scramma.
12:30Actually, they're ghost-grabbing electrodes, you green gabapoo.
12:38Come back here, Slimeball.
12:44You won't escape me that easily.
12:55And then, just in the nick of time, a hunter entered with a gun.
12:59Uh, no game. Not on Saturday morning. Uh-uh.
13:04Sorry, I forgot.
13:06And then, just in the nick of time, a hunter entered armed with, uh, uh, a cream pie.
13:13Cream pie?
13:15Mmm.
13:16Take this, Wolf.
13:19Hey, how do you expect me to save you?
13:22Go get another pie.
13:25Banana cream's my favorite, with a cherry.
13:27Whoa! Whose story is this, anyway?
13:30Mine!
13:32No, mine!
13:33Yay!
13:36Yee-haw!
13:44Now I have you!
13:48Mmm!
13:50Mmm!
13:51Mmm!
13:51Wall-up!
13:53Oh!
13:57Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:11Oh!
14:13Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:15Oh!
14:22Mm-hmm!
14:24You were right, Mr. Hunter. There was a big bad wolf in my house.
14:28And isn't it lucky? I just learned a big bad wolf flippin' karate class!
14:34Oh, no!
14:35No!
14:36Hi-yah!
14:43No!
14:45No!
14:48No!
14:49And they all lived happily ever after.
14:52Oh, well.
14:53See, Spud?
14:54Reading can be fun.
14:55Yeah, yeah, yeah. Read more.
14:57Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
14:59Okay.
15:00But just one more.
15:02Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack.
15:06Slimer!
15:07Uh, right.
15:08There was a boy named Slimer.
15:11And he lived in an enchanted land.
15:14Firehouse!
15:27This is the Naked City.
15:30What?
15:31We can't say naked in a cartoon?
15:34This is the scantily clad city.
15:37There are a million stories here.
15:39This is only one of the dumber ones.
15:46Okay.
15:47We got 75 cents, so we want one dog.
15:49Right?
15:50My floatin' green eatin' machine?
15:52Right!
15:53Right!
15:53Right!
15:56So, uh, what's it gonna be, Greeny?
15:58It works!
15:59Yeah!
15:59Yeah!
16:00Yeah!
16:01Yeah!
16:03Yeah, onions!
16:04Uh-huh!
16:05Uh-huh!
16:05Yeah, relish!
16:06Yeah!
16:07Mustard!
16:08That's it!
16:09Oh, boy!
16:10Oh, boy!
16:11Yummy!
16:15Ooh!
16:16Sorry!
16:17Uh, that's gonna be $1.50, bub.
16:19Uh-oh!
16:20But my main vendor, the sign says 75 cents.
16:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:25That's for normal people who don't eat ten times their weight in ketchup.
16:29Now, I'm gonna give you one hour to pay me the 75 cents, pal, or I'm gonna call the cops.
16:33Oh, no!
16:35The slammer!
16:48Oh, now, ain't he the cutest itty-bitty widow guy?
16:52Bye!
16:53Bye!
17:15Now, get back to work.
17:16My main slime.
17:18My main slime.
17:18I got the perfect plan to pay back that hot dog dude and have mucho money left over for
17:23ourselves.
17:24Wow!
17:25Mucho money!
17:30Bingo!
17:31It's finished.
17:32Uh, what is it?
17:34This is the most blinding, organ-grinding machine ever to venture forth on a city sidewalk.
17:39Now, let's go get rich.
17:43Oh, one final detail, little partner, little pal.
17:46You gotta be my monkey.
17:48Monkey?
17:49Uh-uh!
17:50No monkey!
17:53Slimer!
17:56Slimer!
17:56Come back!
17:58There's money in this.
17:59I mean, ice cream.
18:01Any flavor you want.
18:02Chocolate fudge ripple pineapple sauce with cherries?
18:06Anything.
18:06I give you my word.
18:08As a huckster.
18:09What?
18:10Your horse?
18:11Absolutely.
18:16Hey!
18:16What do they think this is?
18:18A free country or something?
18:22Now, why don't you go over there and fix their organ good?
18:25Know what I mean?
18:29Uh, a little tight around the shoulder, Spud.
18:31No problem.
18:34How's that?
18:35Can we do something about the head, my man?
18:37Uh, most monkeys don't have such pointed heads.
18:43That's better.
18:49Right.
18:50It's your job to fill it with money.
18:53Ow.
19:01Now, the plan said just push the ignition.
19:06Oh!
19:08Everything's going according to plan.
19:20I know I've broken an emergency kit switch.
19:23Don't care about some fun!
19:27Oh!
19:30Oh!
19:31Oh!
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:34Oh!
19:35Oh!
19:36Cool music?
19:38Wait a minute.
19:40Cool music.
19:42So that's it.
19:44Hey, let's see if this is cool enough for...
19:47Oh, what?
19:48Oh!
20:09Hello, how are you doing?
20:11Oh!
20:12Oh!
20:12Oh, oh, oh!
20:13Oh, oh, oh!
20:19Is that an ape you have there?
20:22No, sir, my main enforcer policeman.
20:25Uh, it's a ghost.
20:26His name's Slimer.
20:29Don't try and make a monkey out of me, bub.
20:31We'd better go see the sergeant, huh?
20:33And the sergeant doesn't believe in ghosts,
20:36but I know he believes in monkeys.
20:39Uh, officer, don't you have a book or something
20:41that explains, like, you know, the difference
20:43between, like, monkeys and ghosts?
20:45Well, I never thought of that.
20:48It should be the manual.
20:50Monkey, monkey. Ah, brown.
20:52Ah, his tail eats bananas.
20:54Well, this fella has no tail, and he isn't brown.
20:58You eat bananas.
21:00Only banana ice cream.
21:02Yeah, yeah, banana ice cream.
21:04Well, I'd better check ghosts. Hmm.
21:07Ghosts. Green. Eat anything.
21:10Extremely slimy. Hmm.
21:11Oh, it certainly looks like a ghost.
21:14Right. And if you look across the street,
21:16you'll see the monkey
21:17who's trying to make a monkey out of all of us.
21:20Well, we'll see about that.
21:22All right.
21:25All right, monkey.
21:31Come on out.
21:32Oh, no, no, no. That's no monkey.
21:34No. No, no, no, no, no.
21:36I don't like monkeys. They're nasty temper. Dirty beasts.
21:40Is that so?
21:41Oh, yes, yes, yes.
21:43Besides, you need a license for a monkey.
21:44Then what's that little fellow?
21:46A dog. He's a dog. A very clever dog.
21:49Come here, boy.
21:58Well, well, a very clever little dog indeed,
22:01especially when it comes to picking pockets.
22:03I think we'd all better go downtown and see the sergeant.
22:08And so the monkey and the organ grinder were led off to jail,
22:12proving once again that monkey business doesn't pay.
22:16And that's the way it ends.
22:57Take.
23:02I think it's scary for when a shark the buscar is going.
23:03Come here, whoever it does is.
23:03Take!
23:03Take!
23:04Check, say, dato.
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