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The Bad Guys The Series S02E06
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00:19Tiffany Fluffet here from the scene of the crime.
00:22The bad guys successfully hit the legendary Arrow Vault
00:26before disappearing into thin air.
00:28Talk about sky-high criminal clout.
00:32Is this the beginning of a crime streak?
00:35Woo! Why did I agree to this?
00:53The big bad wolf stole my wallet!
00:56I was chosen!
00:57I'm never watching these pants again.
00:59That's right, people.
01:01Watch out.
01:02The bad guys are on a hot street.
01:04Hey!
01:04What is this?!
01:05You promised!
01:07No striking sweet villain poses while I'm barking!
01:10Get out of the way, loser!
01:12Ooh!
01:14Ooh.
01:15Oh!
01:21Whoa!
01:52Look at us. Front page again. We're on our first crime streak. This is a milestone to remember, team.
01:59I'll put it in the scrapbook.
02:01If we don't mess anything up, we could beat the Penguin Prowlers' epic streak back in 86.
02:06They got so hot, all they had to do was walk into a heist and folks gave them whatever they
02:12wanted.
02:12Woo-hoo!
02:16I know we're vibing with the streak and all. It's just...
02:19Speak your truth, Fimbro.
02:23I sort of hate being the getaway driver. Like, I do it, but I don't love it.
02:27I miss out on high school villain poses, and I think that steering wheel is giving me carpal tunnel.
02:32But I don't know what else I'd even do, you know? It's got me feeling funky in my hard place.
02:38Hey, turn that underbite upside down, because we could totally shake things up. I'll get behind the wheel and you
02:44could try...
02:44Nope. No way. We are not rocking the boat with everything going so well. One, two, three. Bad vibes be
02:50gone.
02:52Whoa. You're, like, super superstitious, huh?
02:55We're on a real crime streak here, guys. You can't change a thing. The Penguin Prowlers' streak ended because their
03:00box man got a haircut.
03:01Snake!
03:02Snake! Chill. We're at the top of our game. In fact, the stars have a line for the perfect crime.
03:08Today's the annual First Responders Parade.
03:11Boo! More like worse, responders.
03:17Which means that all the guards and civilians are going to be partying across town.
03:23The city's going to be dead, so let's play the hits. How about a good old-fashioned bank heist to
03:28keep the streak going?
03:28Ooh, I love a classic. It's simple. Old school. Drop-dead gorgeous. Just like me.
03:35And we know the score so well, we don't even need to review the plan. Shall we keep this streak
03:40full throttle?
03:43Guess I'll drive. Like always.
03:53All right. We'll get that new account going right away. Just write down your PIN, your social security number, and
03:58your mother's maiden name.
03:59Oh, and also, please, any computer passwords you may have used in the last 24 months.
04:03Absolutely. I inherently trust anyone behind a counter.
04:07He's laying it on kind of thick.
04:09Relax. This is going to be like taking candy from the world's dumbest baby.
04:13Webbs, how's it going on your end?
04:15Almost in, guys. Give me, like, five more minutes.
04:17Take your time. With the parade going on, we got all day.
04:22Aren't you supposed to be in the car?
04:24Can I watch you, Heck? Snake doesn't have to know I left.
04:26Just don't touch anything, okay? And keep it down. I need to focus.
04:31For sure!
04:34I'm feeling all cranky inside, you know? Like I haven't with an offer.
04:37I know we're on a streak and everything has to stake, as it is, but I've got this itch to
04:42shake things up.
04:43To find myself. Like there's something right in front of me I've been missing this whole time!
04:49Oh.
04:50Keep it down.
04:51Got it.
04:52All right. I'm in.
04:53Time to stretch this streak.
04:55We're a go in three, two, one.
04:58Hands in the air!
05:01The bad guys are sticking up this joint!
05:03Oh, no!
05:05Hold up, Webbs. We've got copycats.
05:08Copy humans?
05:09This is so cool!
05:10That guy's... that guy's cosplaying as me!
05:16Whoa. I would never do that.
05:21Nobody move a muscle!
05:22Uh, yeah! Everybody get out!
05:25What? No!
05:25Come back here!
05:26Freeze! Move it!
05:28Let's just leave!
05:30Is it just me, or do these guys seem really green?
05:34Kevin! You're supposed to lock everybody in, not let them out!
05:37Oh, yeah! Always get those two mixed up. My bad.
05:42Yeah. Totally can see how you'd get them confused, since they're exact opposites.
05:46Hm. Thank you.
05:47What? My... my head doesn't look like that.
05:51Right?
05:52I know I don't come inside high as much, but is this normal?
05:55Also, where's the copycat, Veronica?
05:57Can this thing zoom in?
05:58Hey, careful!
05:59I'm controlling the whole bank security system.
06:05Who turned out the lights?
06:07Yo! Yo did!
06:08You got the power to where it comes, too!
06:11Ugh!
06:14Oh, man! Somebody tripped the alarm!
06:17With the security system triggered, we'll be surrounded in minutes.
06:19Our streak is toast!
06:20You two! Hands up!
06:22Quit chit-chatting!
06:24Don't you know who we are?
06:25Oh, we know exactly who you are.
06:28Impostors!
06:33Whoa! The real bad guys!
06:36Serendipitous!
06:38That's right. So how about you put your hands up?
06:46No, no, you guys keep having fun at the parade.
06:49This is so awesome!
06:51Signing off.
06:52Ah, seniority.
06:54Man, it'll get you every time.
06:58Okay, what?
06:59No, no, Chuck Mellon.
07:00I'm happy to cover this humdrum alarm trip.
07:03You enjoy the cushy parade gig.
07:06What's that?
07:07They're serving drinks in actual coconuts?
07:10Seniority, it'll get you every time.
07:13Ugh!
07:16I don't even know who's watching this instead of this spectacular first responders parade,
07:21but this is Tiffany Fluffet, reporting live into the void.
07:25Apparently, this bank alarm got tripped and someone had to cover it.
07:28Lucky me!
07:30Save yourself!
07:31The bad guys are in there!
07:33Don't get too close, Miss Fluffet.
07:34This is a dangerous situation.
07:36The bad guys are on a hot streak.
07:38If you manage to catch them, that'll be big news.
07:41Problem?
07:42It's just us here.
07:43No way I can stop five hardened criminals on my own.
07:46Might as well throw in the towel now.
07:48And get back to that parade.
07:50Did you not hear me?
07:51The footage will be priceless.
07:53And a broken streak story could overshadow Chuck Melon's cushy parade gig.
07:58Just gotta convince them a whole slew of guards are waiting out here.
08:02Feel around.
08:03There's gotta be an opening somewhere.
08:05Ah!
08:05I just felt a spider!
08:07Ick!
08:08Yeah?
08:09May!
08:10Oh!
08:11No, you put your hands up.
08:13We were here first, now you weren't.
08:15This is our bank heist.
08:16We got seniority.
08:17And we have the only remaining hostage, so we get the heist.
08:23That so?
08:26Ta-da!
08:28Ha-ha!
08:29You really are the best in the biz.
08:32But we're not giving up this robbery.
08:34No way, no half.
08:38Is the bad guy's epic streak about to meet its crushing defeat?
08:43Tiffany Fluffet here with just a few of the many, many guards
08:46who say the answer is yes.
08:48We've got the bank surrounded.
08:51There's no way out.
08:52And what about you, totally different guard?
08:55Give it up, bad guys.
08:58Your days of teeming have come to a close.
09:00The cops showed up already?
09:02Nobody respects a parade anymore, man.
09:05Ahem.
09:05Yep.
09:06You doggies will never get away with it.
09:09You'll be hog-tied and off to the clink in no time.
09:12Uh, yeehaw!
09:14Sounds like we're totally surrounded.
09:15Oh, crud!
09:16We gotta act fast.
09:17Or streak!
09:18Or streak!
09:19Mmm, I'm calling a sidebar.
09:21So am I!
09:23Come on, crew!
09:24Sidecar!
09:26Okay, with all that fuzz outside,
09:28it ain't gonna be easy sneaking out of here with the loot,
09:30even in disguise.
09:31And these posers are wild cards.
09:33They could trip us up and break our streak at any moment.
09:37Easy.
09:37Saying streak and break in one sentence is a no-no.
09:40So what do we do?
09:41Hard to get a jump on them when we're in a criminal standoff.
09:44These rookies are clearly our fans,
09:46so we'll show them the ropes as the real bad guys.
09:49Earn their trust.
09:50Ooh, a mini long con.
09:53A medium con.
09:54Precisely.
09:55Then, when they least expect it,
09:57we lock them in the vault,
09:58reconnect with webs of piranha,
09:59and make off with the loot.
10:01Streak intact.
10:02Sounds like a plan to me.
10:04But don't expect me to act like I enjoy
10:06showing these schlubs how to crime.
10:08Follow my lead.
10:10Okay, let's talk.
10:14Dang it!
10:15Ouch.
10:16Guess I don't need this anymore.
10:18Look, I admit it.
10:20I'm a huge fan.
10:21The big bad wolf?
10:23You're why I got into crime.
10:24Well, you've got great taste.
10:26Are we done brown-nosing?
10:28Can we parlay or not?
10:29We want to offer you a deal.
10:31It's clear you crooks are in desperate need
10:32of criminal guidance,
10:33and all those coppers out there are sticky wicked.
10:36So we'll give you some expert lessons in thievery.
10:38We'll do the heist together
10:39and escape our separate ways.
10:43Split the loot 50-50.
10:4450-50?
10:45No way!
10:48I mean, fine.
10:50We doing this?
10:51I'm Chi Hoon.
10:52This is Jeff,
10:53and that's Kevin.
10:54Hey-o!
10:56Hey, why don't you take off
10:58that completely inaccurate mask?
11:00No reason.
11:01Definitely not because it's hot glued to my face.
11:06We're completely lost.
11:08So, you don't want to drive anymore.
11:10What do you like to do?
11:12Hmm.
11:13What do I like?
11:13What do I like?
11:14I'm a big fan of one-way tickets.
11:17Uh, I mean, it's good you're fearless,
11:20but you can't just constantly sacrifice yourself.
11:22Sort of a liability.
11:23Oh, you're right.
11:27Sorry, man.
11:28I can't do anything right.
11:30I'm just so full of...
11:32Right!
11:35Control yourself, bro.
11:38If you're going to hold up a bank,
11:39the first step is to create a sense of commanding cool.
11:42That way, your safecracker could sneak in
11:44while you and your disguise man distract citizens.
11:46Oh, this is good stuff.
11:49Flash and learn.
11:54Now, show me your strut.
11:57Ooh!
11:58Ooh!
11:59Okay.
12:01Work in progress, but progress...
12:04How's your growl?
12:05Let me get a growl.
12:06Rawr!
12:07Ooh.
12:08Spooky.
12:09How close did you park your getaway car?
12:11A getaway car?
12:13Oh, genius!
12:14Def writing that down.
12:15Yeah, we were going to get a rideshare.
12:17Ah.
12:18With the loot and the fuzz breathing down your neck.
12:20I'm so embarrassed.
12:22Looking like an idiot in front of my hero.
12:25Your hero?
12:26You probably don't remember,
12:28but you actually picked my pocket.
12:31It was like the clouds parted,
12:32and I was called to crime.
12:34I just want to be like you.
12:37You ready to learn from the greatest safecracker
12:40that ever slithered?
12:41Do I have to?
12:43You tried to rob a bank without a trained boxman,
12:45so yeah.
12:46Who says boxman?
12:47What are you, like 80?
12:49Kind of salty, aren't you?
12:51Wait a minute.
12:52I know what you are.
12:56You're...
12:57me.
13:01It was the only one that fit.
13:03The lovable curmudgeon.
13:06Now, last time I agreed to teach somebody safecracking,
13:09I sort of regretted it,
13:10but I'm sure I won't this time.
13:12First thing you want to do
13:13is listen for any air bubbles in the steel.
13:16To become disguised,
13:18become the disguise.
13:21Understand?
13:21Oh, I got that down.
13:24Look!
13:24I'm a tree!
13:26You can't tell because my mask is stuck,
13:28but my face under here?
13:29Totally a maple.
13:31You want to try being something
13:32other than an inanimate object?
13:34Perhaps a mighty oak.
13:37Very good, Kevin.
13:46You're a natural, kid.
13:48After you.
13:52I almost feel bad,
13:54but if you think about it,
13:55being double-crossed
13:56is the ultimate criminal lesson.
14:04You know,
14:04I'm starting to think
14:05we're pretty good at this whole
14:06teaching how to crime thing.
14:10I'm going to count to 60.
14:12If you're not out by then
14:13with your hands up,
14:14we, all of us,
14:16and there are definitely
14:17a lot of us
14:18are going loco on this joint.
14:20That was the only smoke thingy I had.
14:22I hope they bought that bluff.
14:25We got to move, people.
14:34Ready to lock them up?
14:38Wolf,
14:38I know we're supposed
14:39to go our separate ways,
14:40but I think I speak
14:41on behalf of my whole
14:42to-be-named crew
14:44when I say thank you.
14:46You really taught us so much.
14:48So, so much.
14:51I guess the students
14:53have become the
14:54slightly better students.
14:56See you around, kid.
14:58See you never, old man.
15:00Perfect.
15:02Could I get a hug goodbye?
15:04We crooks don't really do hugs.
15:08How about a dishonorable handshake?
15:11So cool.
15:13Hey, what's that?
15:15Huh?
15:15Now!
15:16Ah!
15:17Ah!
15:18Ah!
15:20Jeff, what the heck?
15:22We had a connection.
15:23Plus, we were supposed to betray you.
15:27You guys did too good a job
15:28of teaching us to be bad.
15:30In fact,
15:30I guess you could say
15:32we're the real bad guys now.
15:34Can't believe I taught you
15:36how to be the brains.
15:37Jeff was never the brains.
15:39This is my outfit,
15:40and you're our first roots.
15:41I swear,
15:42if I ever had a daughter...
15:44You told us how to crack fulks.
15:46You told us all about
15:47the getaway car waiting outside.
15:49We can just take that,
15:50let the cops arrest you,
15:52then assume your position
15:53as top thieves.
15:54See ya, suckers.
15:55Get out, sad guys.
15:58Ow!
15:59Jeff just stubbed his toe
16:00again, didn't he?
16:01No, you stubbed your toe.
16:03You take that back!
16:04We're gonna run out of oxygen.
16:06I'm too young to die.
16:07This boat is our tomb.
16:10Let us out!
16:13There's a team.
16:14They're in trouble.
16:15Okay,
16:15I know I said one week
16:16ticketing wasn't a viable role
16:17on the team,
16:18but I think we have to jump down
16:19this grade and into the vault
16:20to save our friends,
16:21which is sort of bananas.
16:23Let's do this.
16:25And, webs,
16:26they're animals,
16:27not bananas.
16:31Finally!
16:32What took you so long?
16:33Um, nice to see you two.
16:35Why is the tiny fish
16:37not with the car?
16:38He's blowing our streak!
16:39This is why Chi Hoon
16:40betrayed me.
16:41A grade A double cross.
16:43What a scumbag.
16:44I'm gonna miss her.
16:45Webs,
16:46you gotta unlock this vault.
16:47I can't get a signal in here.
16:49The vault walls are too thick,
16:50and the vents were dead air
16:51thanks to piranha
16:52touching my stuff.
16:53Hey,
16:54I was soul-searching!
16:55You did this!
16:56You should have stayed in the car,
16:58in your little booster seat,
16:59where you belong!
17:00I don't belong in the car!
17:03I belong somewhere else!
17:04I don't know where,
17:05but I'm gonna find out!
17:07The vault door?
17:08You're really just gonna...
17:20Help us!
17:24Don't worry,
17:25you're safe now.
17:27Where are all the guards?
17:28Tiffany Floppet here,
17:30tell us of your fateful ordeal,
17:32locked in with the bad guys.
17:33What a nightmare.
17:35I can't believe we made it out.
17:38The bad guys are still in there,
17:40specifically in the vault.
17:41I think they trapped themselves in there on accident.
17:44What a bunch of losers!
17:47Toodles!
17:47Hi, Mom!
17:48I'm a tree!
17:52Time to finally arrest these fools!
17:54Where'd those posers go?
18:00Hey, Gary!
18:03Uh, you okay?
18:05Hey, Finn Bros.
18:07Congrats on the streak.
18:08Sorry I have to end it.
18:10That means a lot coming from you.
18:13There!
18:16Hey!
18:16That's my little special chance!
18:24Great.
18:24We're never gonna catch those rats now.
18:26Somebody should've reminded me to spin my hat again.
18:29It ain't over yet.
18:32Come on!
18:33Come on!
18:34Not my fan!
18:35The bad guys are on a hot streak!
18:37Accept no imitations!
18:45Come on!
18:46Come on!
19:15Come on!
19:20Everybody, hold on.
19:21Do not bomb.
19:23No promises.
19:40You had a good run, kid, but it ends here.
19:45You ain't seen nothing yet, old-timer.
19:49Hey, Kev, time to shine.
19:54See, Kev here is a power lifter.
19:56So we got something you guys don't.
19:59We got muscle.
20:03I break stuff!
20:08Sidebar!
20:09Somebody's got to fight this guy.
20:11Shark, it should be you. You're the biggest.
20:12Um, actually, my body's almost entirely cartilage, so, uh...
20:17Yeah, I can. I'm practically just near low.
20:19I can't believe they just threw out my booster like it was nothing.
20:23My butt and that chair had some really good times together.
20:26Oh, I could just...
20:28I could just...
20:29That's it. I see it now.
20:31Piranha, buddy, you've been the muscle this whole time.
20:35I'm... the muscle?
20:38Yeah, are we sure about that?
20:40I mean, Kev's bending steel over there.
20:42Yes!
20:43I know I said you need to control yourself earlier,
20:46but actually, you need to do the opposite.
20:48Let your inner muscle off the leash.
20:50Now go off!
20:53I'm the muscle!
21:18That felt great!
21:36I don't got to drive no more.
21:38Nah, why don't you stick to what you do best?
21:41Sometimes new school is cool too.
21:44As long as it keeps my streak intact, that is.
21:47You sure you can drive this thing good enough?
21:49It ain't easy.
21:57Just messing with you.
21:59Adios.
22:03Okay.
22:04Well, I tried, folks.
22:06Looks like the bad guys are still hot.
22:08Nothing has changed.
22:09Nothing matters.
22:10Crime rules and chaos reigns.
22:12What's that?
22:13No one's watching this because they're still watching the parade?
22:16Okay.
22:17Great.
22:18I guess we got to come up with a new name.
22:21The bad bros?
22:22The regular Joes.
22:24The tree people.
22:27Kev, that's terrible.
22:37Be a tree.
22:41Be a tree.
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23:02Bye.
23:02Bad as heat.
23:02We're all alone.
23:03Bye-bye.
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