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03:14Thank you, Kelly.
03:15Can you check with Legal, see if they've signed off in the new Lavanol ad?
03:19Of course.
03:20Um, but there isn't a-
03:21I love saying stuff like that.
03:23Check with Legal.
03:24This is my life now.
03:25And Legal really has to check.
03:27Um, someone's here to see you though.
03:29From the federal government?
03:42Um, I didn't solve this.
03:44I-I don't know who did.
03:45It was just here.
03:49And you're vice president of marketing now?
03:52Uh-huh.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Love to see women succeeding.
03:56You used to be Rick's assistant, right?
03:59Uh-huh.
03:59I used to be an assistant.
04:02My boss had a nickname, Jonas the Wolf.
04:07You were Jonas Backstein's assistant?
04:10That's right.
04:11Now I'm deputy national security director for threat assessment.
04:14I handle all kinds of dangers to this country.
04:18Frances, I want to talk to you about a mushroom.
04:21Oh, um, yeah, I don't really talk about the products from here.
04:27Marshall.
04:28Probably not, right?
04:30He's in jail.
04:32You know what?
04:32Okay, um, I'm, um, not sure that I should be talking to you without a lawyer.
04:38We're on the same team here.
04:40Save me some time.
04:41I-I'm sorry, I, um, I-I need you to leave.
04:45Where are the original samples?
04:48Here, in a lab somewhere?
04:49Have you been able to replicate it?
04:51I need you to leave.
04:53Kelly, can you see Cecily out?
04:57We can work together.
05:02Or...
05:02Hiya, do you need parking validation?
05:06Or maybe I'll take it up with Jonas.
05:10Goodbye, Frances.
05:12And good luck with everything.
05:14I'm sure it will be smooth sailing from here.
05:29Are you...
05:31Oh, um...
05:33Can I get you anything else?
05:37Yeah, I'll have a triple espresso.
05:39Add an extra shot.
05:41Jonas, we've got a big fucking problem here.
05:44The mushroom samples were brought to your own pharmaceutical company.
05:48Was this your plan?
05:49Look, I don't...
05:51You handle this one, Jonas.
06:06You know, I love standing like this.
06:09I pretend I'm an eagle.
06:10Or an owl.
06:12Any kind of bird.
06:14Do you consider an owl a bird?
06:16Rick, please stand back.
06:17That glass is not reinforced.
06:20Hey, check this out.
06:26Helipad.
06:27Isn't that beautiful?
06:28If you get rich enough, you can just fly around.
06:31And it's your mushroom that did this, Frances.
06:34We are gonna make so goddamn much money.
06:37Look, Rick, I was just visited by someone from the federal government.
06:41The FDA?
06:43They have to announce that.
06:44There's a whole schedule.
06:45I-I don't even know who she was.
06:47She was scary.
06:48Well, did you tell her anything?
06:50No.
06:50She said she knew Jonas Backstein.
06:52Yeah, so what?
06:53So do I.
06:54He's coming here this week.
06:55He thought that mushroom was nothing.
06:57But when I show him what we've got, he'll have to be like,
07:00Excellent, Rick.
07:01More than satisfactory.
07:03Join me on my sailboat for wines.
07:07Yeah, the government is such a little bitch, honestly.
07:12Yeah, you're right.
07:13I'm gonna be fine.
07:14Mom will be looked after.
07:16I'll be safe.
07:17I'll be secure.
07:18Trust me.
07:19You're with us now.
07:20The helicopter people.
07:21We don't worry about the down there problems.
07:27Oh, sorry.
07:28I'll be right back.
07:53I'll be right back.
07:59Jeez, Franny.
08:03I don't think anyone's sadder about your mom dying than me.
08:10Well, it's not a contest, Uncle Dan.
08:16So when are you gonna come visit us in Idaho?
08:18Hi, yeah.
08:19Can I talk to Francis?
08:23What's up?
08:24Nothing.
08:25You just look like you needed saving.
08:26I know you're hurting right now.
08:28Take these.
08:30They'll make you feel like you're being hugged by a panda in a bubble bath.
08:34We make these?
08:35Off market.
08:37But they make pain fly away.
08:44Thanks.
08:45God.
08:46I wish my mom were here.
08:48Everybody came.
08:50Even crazy Uncle Dan.
08:54Rick?
08:56Rick?
08:56I'll be right back.
08:58Rick.
09:01I...
09:01Oh, God.
09:03Francis.
09:04I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:06Oh, uh...
09:07Thanks.
09:09Uh...
09:09Look at this.
09:14The Sonya Applewhite Fund.
09:16Towards research, or whatever.
09:19We'll figure that out.
09:20Ryutical is gonna make a substantial donation.
09:24I don't know what to say.
09:26This...
09:26When you lose your mom, that's...
09:28That's...
09:29That's something.
09:30Uh, mom.
09:31I mean...
09:32You only get one of those.
09:35I feel like I lost my mom twice.
09:37The mushroom brought her back.
09:40Falling out of a tree.
09:41Who would have guessed?
09:42At least she fell alive again.
09:45Sorry, it's not funny.
09:46She's dead.
09:48Can we give people the good part of that?
09:50Without the dying part?
09:52I think we can.
09:53Your mom would be proud of you, Francis.
09:57She would have loved being on a pamphlet.
10:01I see it.
10:02A world behind this one that will swallow this place and heal us all.
10:06I go there.
10:08You'll be there, too.
10:09It loves you.
10:11You seen Colorado Car Crash Angel Man?
10:14Everybody out there losing their damn minds.
10:17Sit.
10:18That attack wasn't random.
10:19Someone sent him.
10:20You must be important.
10:22Are you important, Marshal?
10:24I'm really not, Christopher.
10:26I've been betrayed by somebody I really trusted.
10:29I gotta get out of here.
10:29What can I...
10:30How am I gonna...
10:31I don't think you're gonna live very long.
10:34What?
10:34Whoever attacked you, they'll be after you again.
10:37I can only protect you so much.
10:39You better make yourself useful.
10:41Hector!
10:42You're a doctor, right?
10:44Hector, show him your foot.
10:48Oh, boy.
10:48Uh, I'm not a doctor, so...
10:50You're close enough.
10:51As long as you're around, you work for me.
10:54Or should I kill you myself?
10:56I might make the important people happy.
10:59Ugh, okay.
11:00Well, let's look.
11:01Uh...
11:02Ugh.
11:03Are you diabetic?
11:04You should probably cut down on sugar.
11:06Not gonna happen with this boy.
11:08Listen, do you think there's any way you could get me something called tetrodotoxin?
11:14It's extracted from pufferfish.
11:16And I would also need someone...
11:18I can get you cigarettes.
11:21This is your life now.
11:23Accept it.
11:34What the hell, man?
11:36I don't like music.
11:37It's distracting.
11:41You ever hear about the loneliest whale in the world?
11:45Whales have songs, right?
11:46They sing to each other.
11:49And the songs are at, like, 160 megahertz, something like that.
11:53I forget the specifics.
11:54But they're all within that range.
11:56Yet there's this one whale who sings at, like, 50 megahertz.
12:00No one knows why.
12:02But none of the other whales can hear him.
12:04So he just goes around singing.
12:07And the other whales don't even know he's there.
12:11My old partner told me that.
12:13Eh.
12:14I'm not interested in whales.
12:23Whoa, there he goes.
12:25Nice suit of feel.
12:27I got a cold.
12:28You're gonna cook meth, you dirtbag.
12:31Nice grab.
12:33Yeah.
12:34Busted the world's greatest criminal mastermind.
12:41I wish we could just run up and start tasing people.
12:45Yeah, that's not how it works.
13:07Hey, I was rolling, but I'm coming down super hard.
13:10Know where I could score?
13:19Hey, can I buy some molly?
13:22This is so real to me.
13:25I just need to keep this feeling going.
13:2880 for five.
13:35You have the fucking right to remain fucking silent.
13:48Okay, this one is cute as shit.
13:52You should get this.
13:53Kiki, it's $800.
13:55That's like less than a day of work for you now.
13:57That's like going into the office and spending three hours on Instagram.
14:01Jesus.
14:02Wow.
14:03Is that bad?
14:05Spending three hours on Instagram?
14:07It is if you're like spiraling.
14:09I mean, is it okay that I can afford this tiny wallet from selling medicine?
14:13Like what kind of twisted system is making that happen?
14:16Okay, do not go hippie on me.
14:18Especially not here.
14:19Have you not struggled?
14:21Yeah.
14:21I have absolutely struggled.
14:23Have you not worked hard?
14:24Gone above and beyond?
14:25Tracked down some new thing?
14:27Yeah, I did do that.
14:27I went through a lot.
14:30I deserve something.
14:33Get yours.
14:34It's Frances time.
14:35You just lost your mom.
14:37Treat yourself.
14:39Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
14:42It's like, what's the point of money when I lost the only person I could talk to
14:47and the only other person who cared about me stuck in jail
14:50and will probably never speak to me again?
14:53But hey, at least I got this tiny little wallet.
14:55Okay, you gave Marshall the opportunity to be a part of this.
14:58It's not your fault.
15:00He's judgmental and dude never had a plan.
15:04Thank you.
15:05Yes, there could have been a compromise if he would have just listened to me.
15:08Yeah, that guy sucks.
15:11Yeah, this is what my mom wanted.
15:13We're going to synthesize it.
15:15We're going to test it.
15:16We're going to distribute it.
15:16And we are going to save lives, Kiki.
15:19I'll be buying this, and I'd like it to be monogrammed.
15:24Please.
15:25Hell yes, we love this, Frances.
15:27This is who you are.
15:36Oh, no.
15:37No.
15:45Sit down.
15:46Who are you?
15:47I volunteer here, okay?
15:49Ever since I found out that you are...
15:51I'm a mycologist.
15:52The DEA hired me to go to your house.
15:54You're DEA?
15:56Well, fuck off and die, then.
15:58I don't work for them anymore.
16:00I found one of your mushrooms, and I took it from them.
16:03I saw what it can do.
16:04You did?
16:05Uh-huh.
16:06It helps someone I love very much.
16:09This is my son, Wyatt.
16:11And this is him after I gave him your mushroom.
16:14He can breathe on his own now.
16:16You changed my son's life.
16:19Okay, right now, that mushroom is with a woman I cannot trust.
16:23She's going to bring it to her evil company, and I need to stop them.
16:27If I don't get out of here soon, you don't understand.
16:29Yeah, but they're just...
16:29They're never going to be able to grow it, okay?
16:31Look, you're stuck in here.
16:33Just tell me how to grow it.
16:34I have tried everything.
16:37Okay.
16:38Well, yeah, it's tricky.
16:40It feeds on industrial runoff.
16:42Okay, but what did you use for the substrate?
16:45Where was the fiber coming from?
16:47Was there dung?
16:48Dung?
16:49Like animal, like something it was feeding on?
16:53Listen, you're a scientist.
16:55Have you heard of fugu?
16:57Like puffer fish?
16:58With the poison in it?
16:59You gotta cut it real carefully?
17:00Yes, exactly.
17:01They use it for Haitian voodoo.
17:04How much do you know about that zombie powder?
17:06I've read Wade Davis.
17:07Yes!
17:08So then you know about...
17:10Tetrodotoxin.
17:11TTX.
17:12I mean, the wrong dose of that.
17:13I mean, even just a little bit.
17:14Like, that'll...
17:15That'll kill you.
17:17I know.
17:20I can get it.
17:24Oh, my day?
17:25Yeah, arrested this guy.
17:27Yeah, that's right.
17:28Real bad guy, this dude.
17:30Real monster.
17:31He was stealing medicine.
17:32A pseudophil.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Explain to me how that makes any sense.
17:36He steals this medicine
17:38and uses an ingredient to make another medicine.
17:41Only that other medicine is bad.
17:43Makes you crazy, so it's illegal.
17:45Well, it's illegal if you make it yourself.
17:47If a big pharma company makes pretty much the same thing,
17:50calls it ADD medicine,
17:51then you can prescribe it to kids.
17:54He's trying to get fucked up
17:55because he's got a fucked up life like everybody.
17:58I'll try to stop him.
17:59Never ends.
18:01Hey, real quick.
18:02Is anyone with you?
18:03No.
18:04Nobody's here.
18:05Why?
18:19Surprise.
18:20Girl, what the...
18:22I took some vacation days.
18:24I thought, what better place than beautiful Syracuse, New York?
18:28That doesn't look like enough Panda Kingdom for both of us.
18:32Luckily, I also stopped at Panda Kingdom.
18:36So, have you learned anything interesting about your favorite guy?
18:41Get this.
18:42Talk to a buddy with the New York State Police.
18:44They told me they'd never pursue an arson across state lines.
18:48That must have come from higher up.
19:18Tonight.
19:20Tonight.
19:34Quang, just FYI.
19:36Um, I'm gonna die tonight.
19:38What?
19:40Shut the fuck up, man.
19:41Don't be weird.
19:43It's true.
19:44I'm gonna die tonight.
19:46Shut the fuck up, man.
19:48When you know you're going to die, suddenly things occur to you.
19:52You start putting it all together.
19:56Shut the fuck up, man.
19:58Shut up.
19:59Like the mushroom, the blue angel.
20:03I know how it grows now.
20:05He eats the grass.
20:07He makes a poop.
20:09And what's the poop?
20:13The poop is perfect.
20:15It's a substrate.
20:16It has everything.
20:18And the spores of the mushroom fall on this poop.
20:21That's why they grew where they did.
20:24Socrates is the key.
20:26Francis doesn't know she can't grow it.
20:29But we can.
20:30And if I get out of here, I'm gonna find it.
20:35Either way, first, Huang, I have to die.
20:53Goodbye, Huang.
21:00Yo, man, yo.
21:04Yo, yo.
21:06Yo, yo.
21:06Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
21:07Oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:09Yo, help.
21:10Help!
21:11Help!
21:11I need help in here!
21:13I need help!
21:14Help!
21:16I need help!
21:17Oh !
21:48Oh !
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