00:06I can make my world come true All my dreams will see me through
00:12Doesn't matter what, make up my way No, believe me now, I will win someday
00:20Stopping?
00:21Stop what?
00:25Well?
00:29My book with my name on the cover, My Dream Come True
00:34How cool is this?
00:35It's mine
00:36Says who?
00:37You'll all get your copies at the book launch tomorrow, personally signed by the author, of course
00:42Ooh, get her
00:43Wanna hear my other news?
00:45Yeah
00:45Local TV are coming here to film it
00:47No way
00:49Really?
00:49Yeah
00:50Where are you going?
00:52Well, I've got to read this before tomorrow
00:53Why?
00:54Keep up, Cam
00:56The telly people that want to interview me
00:58Okay, well just remember, it's fiction, not your life story
01:02How is she going to read 300 pages before her bedtime?
01:06Just watch me
01:08ok
01:37What's she going to read?
01:41Oh, my God.
02:07Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:56Oh, my God.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:08Oh, my God.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:47Think again, Spearbrain. That'll be interviewing me. I am the star Trudy.
03:53Says who?
03:55Um, sorry, what letters does the name begin with?
03:58T and R, like, uh, Tracy. Is that the best you can do?
04:03Trudy's a tough, no-nonsense kid. Who's queen of the scammers? Who else can it be?
04:07Even in the last chapter?
04:10Of course.
04:12You should have gone straight to the end like I always do. It saves time.
04:15Because if you had, you'd know.
04:17So you did nick my book.
04:28Okay, let's have something set up downstairs to start with, and then later on today we'll have the shot on
04:33the outside door.
04:34Okay, that's great, yeah.
04:37It's him.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Who?
04:40The bloke who interviewed Paula Radcliffe on the telly.
04:42So?
04:44He met Paula, the champion runner. I ever met her. He has. He actually met her. He was in the...
04:51Hey, you made your point.
04:54Cuckoo, cuckoo.
05:13You missed breakfast.
05:15Um, I overslept.
05:23This book is about me?
05:25Maybe a little.
05:26Definitely a lot, or you haven't read it.
05:28I know this is exciting, and everyone's hyped up, but this is Cam's day, so no muscling in.
05:34Ah, me?
05:45Oh, fantastic equipment.
05:47Hi, I wanted to give you a minute.
05:49Oi, fingers off.
05:50Oh, it's all right. I know where we're on the camera.
05:54Can I be your assistant today?
05:55Too busy, Sonny.
05:57Sonny!
05:57Listen, Charlie Keen has work to do. Now run along, kids.
06:03Sonny!
06:04Meet the guy who put the P and patronise in.
06:08I'm Cam and I'm confident. I will not give in to nerves. I'm Cam and I'm confident. I will not
06:16give in to nerves.
06:18Might I suggest some lip gloss?
06:21What?
06:22Absolutely essential if you're on camera.
06:24Cam, where's your face going to funny colour?
06:27Because all the blood in her body is strained to her feet. She's clearly crippled with nerves. I won't be
06:32surprised.
06:33If they turn that camera on, then Cam's completely struck dumb.
06:37Thanks, crush.
06:47Yes?
06:49So?
06:50So?
06:51Well, what did you think?
06:54Loved every single word.
06:56Oh, great. That is a weight off my mind. And you're OK about the ending?
07:01Best part of the book?
07:03Oh, brilliant. Tell you the truth, I was worried you wouldn't like it.
07:07As if.
07:10But I'm hungry.
07:12In a minute.
07:12But...
07:13In a minute.
07:17My spag bowls are knife support. When are we sitting these kids down for lunch?
07:21Sorry, I didn't realise it took so long to set everything up.
07:25Or for Mr Big Shot to do his hair.
07:36Now, the TV crew are only interviewing Cam and I. But if you pay me the ridiculously small amount of
07:4250p each, I'll make sure you get featured in the background.
07:46If I pay you a pound, can I go on twice?
07:48It's not even definite. They're going to interview you.
07:51Nice hat, Justin.
07:52Still haven't read the last chapter, then, Beaker.
07:55Yeah, nice. OK, clear it.
08:00Um, I suggest we do my interview first, so Cam can see there's nothing to worry about.
08:05Your interview?
08:06Me being the inspiration of the book.
08:08Who are you exactly?
08:09Tracy. T-R-A-C-Y without an E. You might want to subtitle that underneath me.
08:15You're a riot. But I'm here to interview the writer. No one else.
08:22T-R-A-C-Y. No one else.
08:28We'll have you and all the kids on camera for the book signing.
08:32I don't do walk-ons.
08:33Like the hat. You go first in the queue.
08:36Hey, Beaker. Look who the main attraction is now.
08:40Mr Keene!
08:41How is Paula Radcliffe?
08:43What?
08:43When you interviewed her.
08:44Sorry, kids. Charlie Keene's working.
08:47Why don't you go to the back of the group?
08:52And action.
08:59This is the very place where my book, The Dumping Ground Kids, is set.
09:05Cut!
09:09Action.
09:12And action.
09:13Er, okay. This care home and the children in it really inspired me to write my book.
09:16Cut! Cut!
09:22Sorry. We try and limit her contact with humans.
09:25Please, bribe her. Lock her in a cupboard. Anything but keep her out of my hair.
09:30That's easier said than done.
09:32Tracy's very... persistent.
09:35I'm running out of time. I may have to drop this item.
09:38Oh, don't do that. My publishers will go spare.
09:41An idea. Just very quickly, interview Tracy.
09:45Look, I don't need anything but a chat with you. The kids are just colour.
09:49Well, you wouldn't have to run it.
09:53Okay. Deal.
10:00Okay, Tracy. Very briefly.
10:02What's the story behind the book?
10:04Well, why don't you tell them about the last chapter, Beacar?
10:08Cut!
10:10Steve!
10:11Stop it!
10:14What's going on?
10:17Tracy hasn't even finished your book.
10:19You said you'd read it.
10:21I have.
10:22Nearly.
10:23I've just got the last chapter to finish.
10:25I know. Give me ten minutes. I'll read it.
10:26Maybe that's not a great idea.
10:28No, no. The more I think about it, the kid's right.
10:31The book is based on her.
10:33You read it. Good idea.
10:35Now, run along.
10:41Okay, Cam.
10:42Let's get this in the can.
10:47So, Cam.
10:48What are you planning to write next?
10:49Um, the sequel
10:51to The Dumping Ground, kids.
10:53Great.
10:54That's you done.
10:55And me.
10:56Should I get Tracy?
10:57No, no. Job done. Thanks for your help.
10:59What? You said you'd talk to her?
11:01And you said we didn't have to run it.
11:04I'm never going to speak to you again!
11:06Oh, sorry.
11:07You do realize I'm going to sue!
11:09Tracy, please.
11:09I hate you!
11:10Your stupid book made me out to be some kind of laughingstock.
11:13That's just not true!
11:15Mrs. Deucey, keep rolling.
11:17Cut.
11:23Made me out to be some kind of lonely, desperate sanno,
11:26but that's Trudy!
11:28But Trudy's me!
11:29No!
11:30She's made up!
11:31Trudy's not real!
11:33And Anita's still living in the kids' home
11:35so she can star in the next book!
11:36You've written about me!
11:38You think I'm going to be till I'm 16?
11:41No-one's going to foster me.
11:43Of course they will.
11:45So what you really mean is,
11:47now you've stolen my life story,
11:48you're off.
11:59Goodbye, Cam.
12:00Now you're nearly famous,
12:01you won't be coming back here.
12:03Have a nice life, Cam.
12:06Tracey!
12:13What happened to the spag bol?
12:14Sorry, mate.
12:15The spag bol gave up the ghost hours ago.
12:17It's mush.
12:20Mr. King?
12:22Can I have a chat with you about Paula?
12:24What is wrong with you?
12:25Oh, just a picture would do.
12:27How many times do I have to say this?
12:28Charlie King's working!
12:30Oi!
12:32All she wants is a chat on a picture.
12:33How much can that hurt?
12:34Yeah, nearly finished.
12:36I'll be glad to get out of this mad house.
12:39Don't worry, Jackie.
12:40I'll get you a picture.
12:43Oh!
13:09Hey, Charlie!
13:18Gotcha!
13:19Gotcha!
13:20Gotcha!
13:36I can make my world come true.
13:39All my dreams will see me through.
13:41And this life won't get me down.
13:44My dreams will turn things all around.
13:47With a smile upon my face.
13:49I can see a better place.
13:52Doesn't matter what may come my way.
13:55Believe it now.
13:56I will win someday.
14:01Yeah.
